/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Somebody please just SC her the simple question:

Why have you been streaming so infrequently lately?

Make it a 50$ or 100$ one.

WE NEED TIKTOK GIVE US TIKTOK

>>25562547
>Somebody
you! you volunteered!

Somebody please drop a 500$ akasupa on Gura saying that I love her. I can't because I'm poor.

My wife

>>25562551
YES

>>25562578
I HAVE NO MONEY

>>25562624
That's an Issue not an issme

>>25562624
What are you, too much of a pussy bitch to sell drugs or something for SC money? Grow a pair, cocksucka!

Gura's perfect flat chest...

>>25562624
Go get some then.

>>25562735
Give me 100 bucks and i suck your pemis

I love Gura the most. You have 5 seconds to reply to this post otherwise I'm getting married to her.

I'm in love with Gura!

Okay, here goes nothing. Keep in mind that I'm not the pajeet cuckposter and that my intention isn't to get this across as a cuckpost. I'm just going to present the evidence and let you draw your own conclusions.

The connection between them dates back to at least September of 2019. They streamed together for the first time on the 8th of September and played Man of Medan. After their first stream together they played on stream on 4 other occasions, their last collab being on July 24th of the same year. He was a mod on HER Twitch channel and she had a command in her chat that redirected to his Twitch.
https://files.catbox.moe/f501n9.png
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0254/72/1654331316238.png
The connection between them is undeniable

gluk gluk

pat the shark

>>25562882
Gura first mentioned playing Valheim on February 14th and this is what triggered Chumjoker enough to try and stalk her online activity. I haven't been able to find how he made the connection between Gura and her supposed personal Discord handle (beppe#8399) so unfortunately we are working with a lot of assumptions here (I know, I know). Apparently her old Steam account was well known and her personal Discord handle was found on a public sever she used to be in.

Chumjoker made his first post on February 25th
He posted a MEGA containing several screenshots of their Discord status confirming that they had been playing Valheim together for several hours pretty much everyday. Unfortunately both the original and the reuploaded MEGAs were taken down not even an hour after being uploaded. Some of those screenshots survived because they were posted on the threads themselves. Here's the oldest one showing them playing together on February 17th:
https://files.catbox.moe/awukj9.jpg

Obviously these findings made A LOT of cuckposters and shitposters use his evidence to push their narratives and this in turn made most Chumbuds very wary of the original stalker because they mistook him as a cuckposter even though he usually only posted once and then left the thread. Here's one of his posts confirming that there are a lot of shitposters using his evidence to push their narratives >>1091259
Alright, here is where the problem starts; I'm going to have to rely on you not being a complete newfag and having watched her streams throughout February and early March of last year. Remember all those streams where she seemed out of it? Remember all those mentions of her being tired and having had bad days? Remember that Minecraft stream where she literally said that she'd rather be playing Valheim? Well, all of those shitty streams happened because she was doing nothing else but staying in her house playing and chatting with him until 6 or even 7am.

ah fuck here we go again

>>25562802
Guess that's settled, see you chumbies at the ceremonies!

>>25562926
Remember her cancelled Luigi's Mansion stream?
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1361457224216961027
Gura's and Barbie's Discord presence was "Valheim: in-game for 7 hours" at 3AM EST on the 16th, both having launched the game within one minute of each other. This is 8 hours after she canceled her Luigi stream.
Remember that time we were waiting for her to post her schedule but she surprised us with a members post "to let us decide" what we wanted to see on the schedule?
Well that was because she saw him go online and decided to make a poll so that she could stop working on her schedule to play with him.
https://files.catbox.moe/i36mi6.png

On March 2nd someone messaged Barb on Discord alerting him about the fact that he and Gura were being stalked >>1111893
Shortly after both of them set their Discord and Steam status to private and that is why there haven't been more screenshots.

Now let's talk about the present. Gura has been streaming a lot less and apparently has completely dropped schedules. Just look at the week of May 23rd where she took 5 days off with zero communication and she only came back because she had a shill stream. I know she has other stuff going on in her life other than streaming and playing with him but taking the fact that she cancelled streams and avoided us to play with him in the past into account it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if she was playing Powerwash Sim with him (the update she talked about came out on May 19th, which lines up pretty well with that shitty week).

We know that they have been in touch recently because he is one of her first followers on her Twitch channel which was created on January 7th 2022. She literally had to DM him her account or post it on her personal Discord channel for him to be able to become a paid subscriber so early on.
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0254/72/1654330427694.png
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0254/72/1654330569617.png

That's about it. All I want to prove with this is that Gura doesn't care about us nearly as much as some of you want to believe. This shouldn't really matter to anyone who sees her as just a streamer but it should be a slap in the face for anyone who went down the parasocial path with her such as myself.

>>25562882
SO SHE DID KNOW WHAT BUSSY MEANT

Reminder that the hide button is right there

Looks like someone forgot to take their meds.

>>25562992
Grow a pair of balls and read it

>>25563037
Gura would love Duke Nukem 3d

>>25563049
>p-please someone read my schizopost
lol

>READ MY BAIT!
no

>>25563071
If gura played pretty much any boomer shooter (doom, duke, quake etc.) I'd kneel pretty hard

Keep living in ignorance, then.

>>25562882
>I'm not a pajeet cuckposter!
>I'm entirely new cuckposter!
Do a flip off a bridge, faggot.

>>25562926

>>25563119
I want a Gura FPS arc, damnit

>a schizo wall of text
Roru.runao even

>>25563092
gawr cute

>>25563262
I want Gawr to beat the shit out of me

>>25563249

>>25563249
honestly pretty shocking to see meidos doing their job for once

>>25563164
>>25562926

>send angry letter to 4chins about their shitty vt meidos
>Check ggg and see deleted schizo
Am I the chosen one?

Meido, you missed one >>25563396

Gowa

>>25562984
how new

>>25563436
Good job, anon

>>25563436
If you were the chosen one you'd be our personal pocket meido

Will this thread be comfy?

>>25563436
i guess not

>>25563650
One can only hope

flat

>>25563759
Imagine the naizuri

>>25563613
I hate the Chinese too much to ever be a meido here.

>>25563847
>m-m-muh China!!!!
retarded burger.

>>25563892
I would wear these

>>25563869
How does it feel to know that Gura hates Euro fags?

>>25564020
She's right, Eurofags are insufferable.
Or did you think I would get offended because you thought I shared your faggot sheep mentality? Retarded burger.

>>25564075
Go back to cuck posting
At least it's kind of on topic if you squint hard enough.

Shut the fuck up you faggots

>>25562624
Maybe you should stop being SEA and poor.

Gawr is cuter than Gura

scientists are bewildered and cannot explain why i am capable of loving gura more than everyone in every universe without bursting

>>25564194
uhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guibQH94rCM

gura will not be streaming today
she and i are celebrating our anniversary, so be respectful of that

>>25564214
>this would make gura laugh

>>25564183
don't say that to her face though she doesn't like being called cute

>womanlet
>flat
>autistic

what in the fuck is this schizo shit
post cute you fucks

>>25564327
>cute

>>25564327
Are you implying those are bad things?

>>25564020
She gets wet every time she hears an accent. People mistaking bants for hating them is so sad.

>>25564397
They are bad things but for her.

>>25564327
Three qualities of a perfect woman

>>25564235
fart shark :3

>>25564235
Yes.
https://youtu.be/bRqF9_qliRw?t=7958

>>25564458
Why does she have the humor of a toddler?

Lazy whore

Gura should do another stream with Mama Shark

>>25564481
Why don't you?

This feels like an abusive relationship.
At least pretend to care.

>>25564534
>>25564555
>>25564579

>>25564327
she's great isn't she?

>>25564597

>>25564327
I love her

So these retards are brining up males that we've known about since she debuted? Are they that far behind?

Want a ride?

>>25564702

>>25564691
>we
Most people in this thread got here after /vt/ was made.

>>25564397
no
gura cute

It's Gooba !

>>25564702
i am not supposed to accept rides from shark strangers

Gura cock
https://twitter.com/ArcadiaMKII/status/1533491561312374785

>>25564801
Where???

>>25564842
god I wish I was Ame

>>25564571

>>25564691
It wasn't a problem before, we were getting good streams and "some" communication. Past months have been full of shit streams and more laziness than the usual. When was the last karaoke she actually put effort into? When was the last time she told about a funny personal story? Nowadays it's just been the dumb shork noises and over the top game reactions.
It's shit and every chumbud should at least be honest to themselves and admit it's been shit.

>>25564842
zamn, that shark is hung

>>25564842
I have no twitter. Post catbox

>>25564878
>something changes
>blames it on a variable that's stayed the same
some poor logic there anon

>>25564742
i remember when i went to check for global in the morning and it wasn't there and i thought, "oh, well, i guess they finally banned us from /jp/. it's probably for the best."

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1533489374473510913/pu/vid/1280x720/nINr_oainHc05F3V.mp4

>>25565018
Nah it's ruined forever
Thanks to whatever the retarded war between meidos was
Literally the best thing to have ever happened is /qa/ getting nuked, holy fuck

chumbuds i think i too many cappuccinos

>>25565020
>>25564954

>>25564980
What else could it be then? What changed? Others have noticed what I said as well, that's why we are getting schizos and doxx trying to figure out what's going on. I can't blame them.

>>25565055
retard

>>25564691
and he still doesn't understand that it only favours unicornfags if true.

One of my favorite Gura moments was when she learned that cats can lie down on beds in minecraft. She thought it was so cute that she lost it for a bit. I also liked in a later minecraft stream, the one where she first showed her barn, she explicitly pointed out that she placed several beds for the cats that she moved in there.

>>25565055
Oh nyo

>>25565098

>>25565057
>Others have noticed what I said as well, that's why we are getting schizos and doxx trying to figure out what's going on. I can't blame them.
Well why would you blame them, you're a schizo like them kek

Yes, the last month has been shit, obviously, however the correct choice here is not starting spamming shit here or making up doxx shit, it's to stop watching her until she comes back or stop watching her all together and do something else with your lives.
"Doing something else with your lives" your problem. You're an autist that does nothing but watch retarded adult women LARP as anime girls and nothing else, you have nothing else going on in your life, of course you start becoming mentally unhinged the moment the only entertainment and reason to live goes away for a while.

>>25565057
Schizo doxniggers want to stir shit in the thread, they give no fucks about Gura.

>>25564842
Yeah, me.

>>25565020
No sound = ruined

>>25565184
That usually comes later and usually not even by the guy who made the animation.

>>25565057
You should just leave of you aren't enjoying yourself. I had a great time watching Stanley Parable and Minecraft.

>>25565020
God I wish that were me

>>25565142
Eh, honestly I'm a retard too, on my birthday i ate like a third if a whole cake in one sitting.

>>25565057
>Others have noticed what I said as well, that's why we are getting schizos and doxx trying to figure out what's going on. I can't blame them.
Or... you know... you can just ask?

>>25565126
I liked when ame and gura blowed that barn up

>>25565146
I'm literal white collar wage slave anon who can only lurk here on weekends. I know it's cliche but Gura has helped me forget how miserable my life is in these past 2 years.
>>25565146
>>25565234
You are right but I honestly can't. She's too powerful.

>>25565057
>trying to figure out what's going on. I can't blame them
Or... you know... you can just ask her what's been going lately via SC.

https://files.catbox.moe/lugcy6.png

Really jannies? There's doxxposting galore on hlgg and you're here?

>>25565367
Anon unironically get some hobby and meet some people there
Vtubing/streamers are not an healthy hobby if you take them this way.

>this brat laughs at you as she leaves yet again with no stream
what do?

This thread is full of little girls gossiping again.

>>25565415
I want to rape Gura's wife

They will kneel when her birthday stream happens.

>>25565427
Yes I'm working on that, but it's hard when you work 9-5.

>>25565415
Post Gura's wife

>>25565413
have fun sharing the thread with teamates

>>25562547
>Why have you been streaming so infrequently lately?
Because streaming is now her job and she is no longer an amateur doing it with passion. Being a successful professional she can now do things in her free time to which we are not privy to and aren't a part of. Success in vtubing has made it possible for her to achieve her ultimate goal, the true goal of every girl - to become a normie. Meaning, Gura now probably has a vibrant social life utterly unrelated to streaming. She's probably going out more, having dates, going places, that sorta stuff.

This simple explanation is the most logically sound one.

>>25565453
I'm pre-kneeling as we speak. Its gonna be so cute.

>>25565446
Widen your net and start watching other people instead of one person with a flaky schedule. Or do other hobbies. You will quickly find something else that eats up your time to the point where Gura scheduling a stream out of nowhere and it's more of a bother than something you were dying to watch.

>>25565493

>>25565536
the idea that most of you only watch gura is hilarious
it's like being an Aqua Crew and only watching Aqua(forma no gaming).

>>25565577

>>25565493
Which one?

>>25565624
That's her mom...

>>25565615
I find it absurd as well but there are without a doubt a lot of people that are like that. It's why being a clipwatching faggot somehow is still a step above the average consumer when it comes to actually knowing what goes on in Hololive.

>>25565636
Any of them. Except Mori and Amelia.

>>25565615
How much free time do you have if you're posting here and you're not only watching Gura? Is that normal?

>>25565671

>>25565640
>"mommy"
>"sorry...that was weird"
Gura has a crush on her and you all knew it

>>25565687
Yes, that's normal, it takes little effort to have other streams on, watch the occasional clip, and post cute Guras.

>>25565762
Gura wants to fuck all ENs

the best teetee timestamp
https://youtu.be/5QPIaKu7hjo?t=10058

>>25565733
>a fucking fornite collab with the cringe wigger is coming
just fucking get it out of there already, just knowing it's coming feels awful

>>25565809
Oh nyo

>>25565809
There are plenty of other girls that Gura could collab with, she doesn't need to just sit and wait for Mori to ask her to torture herself with another Adam Sandler movie.

I hope they do a proper ASMR when Ku100s aren't impossible to find

>>25565778
God, i want to be EN

What HoloEN you guys recommend for when Gura is busy with more important stuff than streaming

>>25565843
She's not looking for one anymore. Forget about it.

>>25565864
Proof?

>>25565809
It's so easy to be the last chumbud if people who hate her friends is my competition

>>25565872
4 months of not a single mention.

I want to lick Gura's nape

>>25565860
just watch all of them and find out who you like, faggot. watch JP and ID too. it's ridiculous that you settled on an oshi without doing this already.

>>25565860
Fauna and Kronii

>>25565915
Do you want her to constantly say
>Yeah they're still impossible to find
Every stream?

>>25565915
watch streams

>getting mocked by other chumbies for watching only gura
There was a time young ones when she'd stream like, 5 days a week. With schedules

>>25565860
Watch streams and make up your own decision.

>>25565966
Not a single mention.
>>25565970
Timestamp, I'll wait.
>>25566005
It's honestly surreal we are getting "watch other chubas".

>>25565915
she said that she wants to play Twister in 3D with Myth in her debut and fulfilled it one and a half years later, this is nothing.

>>25566048
Archive reps, I'll wait.

>>25566048
>Not a single mention.
Literally what did he mean by this?

>>25566073
>le archive reps reply.
Every time.

>>25566005
>There was a time young ones when she'd stream like, 5 days a week. With schedules
Yeah, and people like you enabled her laziness to the point where she doesn't do that anymore.

Becoming the last chumbud is becoming easier by the day.

>>25565687
im not a chumbie (i like gura, membered and stuff) so i dont post here often and i've been weaning off /hlg/ and /hlgg/ so i have plenty of freetime. most streams aren't that long, i can skip SC readings if they're not my oshi so i get to keep up with a lot of stuff.

i want gura to peg me

>>25566098
No it was me. Gura can do whatever she wants and I'm fine with it :)

>>25566062
Which came directly from Amelia's projects. Gura probably made her happy knowing someone fucking used them for once. What's the problem here?

I wish I was dead

Gura should get a secretary outfit with optional glasses and a punk outfit with ear piercings

>>25566098
People like me? I posted plenty of tines asking for schedules in her VoDs or chat comments. I can't do that every video before I get cataloged as a schizo spammers and ignored. The only thing I didn't do was pay her money for the privilege of being ignored in these requests via superchats

>>25566244
>ear piercings
No.

>she will eventually graduate
>the day is inching closer and there's nothing you can do about it
>all those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain

I'm losing hair rapidly

>>25566245
You're doing good work anon, I'll try to join you next streams.

I want to die

Hallo,

This is Georg Neumann (forma de geist). Please wait patiently while our Berliner craftsmen work hard on the next shipment of KU 100 Dummy Head Microphone. The manufacturing process of Neumann condenser capsule requires more time than lesser competitors because of our hand assembly technik. Every unit must pass a strict 19-point quality check. I assure you we will dispatch Frau Gawr's unit in due time. Danke schön.

>will give you a reason why she'd doesn't stream on one day
>complete silence for the others
I don't andastand. Her breaking the 5 days pattern had been a disaster

>>25566245
>Didn't SC her about it
I rest my case

>>25566333
Weak case, SC is not the only way of communicating.

>>25566225
If everyone in this thread be like you. I would become the last chumbud by now

how many times are you going to ask about why she isn't streaming? she doesn't stream because she doesn't want to, give it a rest

>>25566368
But it is an effective one and skimping out on SCs entirely clearly isn't doing any good.

>>25566368
Go beg in the streets. You'll get enough for a super.

>>25566333
Seems like a flawed way of communicating if the only way you can get her to read something is to give her 100 bucks.

Gura should have an outfit with really long hair

>>25566048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B26hiVgVphY It was this stream, watch it all the way it was a good stream. And KU100 mention.

>>25566436
YES!

>>25566436
Based

>>25566463
She didn't get her 10 grand back, that's why she didn't bother getting one after all this time.

>>25566293
So am I, let's go!

>>25566463
You actually delivered. Good job. I kneel this time.

>>25566293
Gura loves balding people

>>25566436
gura should have glasses

This is a statement from Cover.
It is with a heavy heart that we are announcing that one of Hololive's brightest stars, Gawr Gura, has passed away.
She was loved by all her fans and coworkers, and she loved them back with all her heart.
But it was time for this shark to return to Atlantis.

>>25566550
Gura should use my nuts as glasses.

>>25566550
FBK collab doko...

>>25566565
yeah me

>>25566245
>>25566333
>>25566368
>>25566421
>>25566429
Too bad because I will continue to make it clear to her that she can do whatever she wants. I will never stop superchatting and I will spam chat for her to take longer breaks and to not worry about us. I'll post it under any tweet or member post as well.
Gawr Gura is a perfect angel that can do no wrong and deserves no criticism.

>>25566436
does she have human ears under all that hair
and yes i agree

>>25566590
based

>>25566429
I'm just telling you how it is and plenty of complaints got voiced when they SC her, yet none of you people complaining about streaming infrequency here ever do.

>>25566590
I already do all those except superchatting because I am poor?

>>25566590
Finally you understand

>>25564327
>perfect

>>25566463
i cant watch

>>25566565
ISRAEL

>>25566590
>Unironic yesman
Cool, just don't be sad when she doesn't stream

>>25566590
>>25566188
Ame literally got fucked by her step father, fucking broken good haha, go to hell with that whore teacuck.

>>25566577
never happening fool
she still hasn't had a one on one with Mr. Koro, her own genmate.

>>25566637
o fuk

I love my autistic shark wife. That is all.

>>25566755
I love our wife

do you think she barfed from back pain yet

Gura needs an outfit like this.

>>25566678
Unfortunately I seem to be the only retard in this entire fucking board that's capable of that.

>>25566819
Gura and Matsuri should have hot sex

>>25566842
I think most of the gosling posters are falseflaggers.

>>25566463
https://youtu.be/B26hiVgVphY?t=10231 Here.

>>25566842
nah i'm good

>>25566898
"yes"
T-thanks Gura.

>>25566800
Christ, she makes it so hard for me not to concernfag.
Just don't offer a hug, she hates that because autism

>>25566942
I hate it too because autism so im fine with this

I usually am ok with sporadic periods of shark inactivity or inconsistency but recently life has been very stressful for me and that has made things a little harder on me
But that is my problem, not hers. Our mental health is ultimately our own responsibility

I want Gura to step on my face so hard that it leaves a footprint permanently etched into my head

5 streams in the last 2 weeks XD that's 9 days off XD

>>25567065
That's sort of what the VR goggles did to Gura if VR goggles were feet and she wasn't herself

>>25565966
>impossible to find
>laplus bought one on a whim 2 weeks ago
watch streams

how dysfunctional is the average chumbie

>>25567109
You can't use watch streams for other girls, anon. They're outside our jurisdiction.

>>25567066
Bruh I would fucking kill someone for 9 days off... Good for her.

>>25567112
exactly like Gura's streaming consistency

>>25567109
Well than Gura should ask Laplus about it since where she got it from didn't ship it

>>25567112
As the largest fanbase by subcount that isn't particularly high by CCV, they should be the highest functioning.

I hope Gura retweets this. It's so cute and well done and more people need to see this. She didn't retweet his last one from May 22nd so I have no hope.
https://twitter.com/takeru11275/status/1533412088882003969?t=qD0w_518s8Rm9ms8fO9Xqg&s=19

>>25567112
Read every comment in the thread

>>25567143
Now this is a white knight yesman beta faggot who thinks Gura is really single and makes excuses for her laziness.

>>25567236
Someone sounds angy

>>25567187
>>25552605

>>25567268
Noting that her ccv doesn't match what you'd expect of her subcount isn't /#/ territory that's just having functioning eyes that can compare two numbers.

>>25567112
I function well on paper as a member of society but have basically never so much as spoken to a girl outside of school and work and chuubas are my only exposure to female peer socialization

kissu

Is gura dead?

>>25567194
It's pretty cute. Dat close up lip sync though

>>25567506
nyo

>>25567506
She's currently stopping Chubi from murdering more small animals

>>25567268
DON'T give her the stick!

>>25567573
Chubi is trying to get gura to eat some meat.

>>25567640
Is squirrel even edible?

they're distracted this is the perfect chance for my invisibility cloak huhaha

>>25567613
Do you know my dad?

>>25567652
Yes though you are risking rabies

>>25567506
I'm afraid she was BONKED too hard in the head

>>25567653
ill deploy my anti-invisibility technique, the goom cannon

>>25567653
I see you!

>>25565860
Fauna is gonna play black flag tonight and those are pretty fun streams.

>>25567655
OOOOOOOOOOOH~

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>25567506
It seems in your anger you killed her...

>>25567956
Gura sweaty

i just wish she would stream...

>>25568014
and make her all stressed and tired? if you truly love Gura you want her to stream the least possible

EN3 will come and she'll stream even less right?

>tfw no qt shark gf

>>25568189
I know your shit posting but it's sad that there's some people here who actually believe this

>>25568450
what's sad about loving Gura more than you?

>>25568448
It's fine.
We'll simply live with the pain.

>>25568526
(you)

>>25567957

I love Gura

>>25568613
I love her more

>>25568622
kys dudulfag

REMINDER

>>25568645
what's wrong with Dudul? he's one of the few non-schizo gachikoi artists of Gura

>>25568668
Why is she like this?

>3 streams this week
welp, at least they weren't short, and she announced them, hope we get more next week tho

>>25568708
A lot of the more pathetic lurkers see him as a threat for some reason

>>25568716
>Why is she like this?
It was me, I did it.

>>25568716
it turns her on

>>25568716
because she will NEVER be sunset

>>25568747
there's a very high chance that Gura hired him to animate her new MV

>>25568747
At least he isn't null.

>>25568728
Kind of sad that this is considered improvement

>>25568450
>I know your shit posting
I want her to be happy, other holos that stream a lot end up having menhera meltdowns and tons of health issues. I want Gura to stream when she feels confident she will endure the stress of doing it

luv martin
'ate streamin
simple as

>>25564327
Literally perfect

I would make more soundposts if I had a more streamlined way to do it. im just too lazy with my current way

>>25568863
may was rough true, but improvement is still improvement, dropping the frames early was appreciated too

>>25568848
And that's bad because?

>>25569008
it'll be too kino... we wont survive

>>25562523
Is this Gura's alt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AFkGny7gBw

>>25568871
>other holos that stream a lot end up having menhera meltdowns and tons of health issues
The other extreme doesn't justify laziness (also plenty of holos can stream alot and have no issues whatsoever)

>>25569030
Yes.

>>25566577
I want it so bad...

>>25568848
if that's true it was honestly kind of a dick move for dudul to drop such blatant hints, imagine how absolutely floored we would have been if we didn't knew anything about it

>>25569158
Was there another hint besides the NDA mention?

>>25569158
the only hint is his latest tweet which mentions an NDA

>>25566942
>wants to hug us
>doesn't always want to be hugged
You just gotta do it at the right time obviously

>>25568448

>>25569178
he said a long time ago that he wanted to try his hand at making an MV. if he'd just gone silent then it'd have been safe to assume that's what happened anyway, considering the likely timing of an upcoming song for gura's birthday. i agree there was no good reason for him to mention he had an NDA but i doubt it created much of a different impression for anyone who was really paying attention to him anyway.

I really really really really really love her

>>25569291
This is all news to me even though i live /here/.

>>25569400
I guess you're not so mentally ill that you stalk every man that she has ever interacted with then.

>>25569084
>The other extreme doesn't justify laziness
she's not lazy, she makes the most out of a very flexible job that allows her to take a lot of free time to do things she enjoys more
>(also plenty of holos can stream alot and have no issues whatsoever)
yeah because they have a healthy life-style on top of streaming being a hobby for them. When Gura was forcing herself to stream she was living miserably, now she's balancing her life better.

>>25569439
I still like to shitpost about them on occasion, like i did on the post that started this tangent.

>>25569242
>that quote
Coming from /a/ to /vt/ was probably a big mistake on my part. I was never a waifufag then, but this sharkgirl has got me by the balls.

>>25569444
balancing her life better is a weird way to put bedridden from back pain

>>25569543
Sana...

>>25569543
she did that voluntarily, physical job is very rewarding for your mental well-being, even more if it's for a good cause

>>25562547
We already know now though
>back hort from shoveling shit

>>25569543
hope she's okay...

>>25569634
Her back was hurting BEFORE she did that. At least she's not forcing herself to stream and crying from pain this time.

>>25569665
I mean, have you ever shoveled stuff for an extended amount of time?
It really gets to you, specially if you're a womanlet like gura.

She's gonna be streaming for me again tonight, sorry

>>25569665
She said her back hort before she shoveled shit though

>>25569204
She must be really stressed out lately if people keep offering hugs to her

>nothing you posted breaks the rules but I as a janny don't like it because it says mean things about the whore so I'll label it as trolling.
lol. /vt/ is waaaaaaay too over modded

>>25569778
>>25569706
It's a long term volunteer work she's been doing, she threw it out once because of it yet tards in here will defend it because it's something that makes here mentally 'happy'
Retards

>>25569665
>>25569706
Then stop shoveling shit when your back is hurting. This is just irresponsible.

>>25569922
Gommug is full strength??

>>25569958
definitely

>>25569949
I agree but no one will tell her that because they'll be branded as haters since it's for the cause of animal charity

>>25569880
You don't understand, she can't think of another socially acceptable excuse to smell shit. She needs her shit smell.

>>25570015
If she streamed instead of destroying her back shoveling shit and donated some money from that to animal charity, that would do a lot more for the cause.

>>25570158
You aren't even pretending to care about her happiness anymore.

GOMMOG

>>25570225

>>25570184
>Her "happiness" justifies destroying her back for no reason
And you aren't even pretending to care about her health and the bigger picture

You guys probably won't wanna read this but im just posting the truth. I really really really really love Gura and I WILL be the last chumbud I promise im not a schizo and that what I said is true.

>>25570270
Find what you love and let it kill you.

>>25570286
that's a nice dino gura you've got there... be a shame if someone rubbed its belly without permission...

>>25570158
True but she's a woman so sadly she thinks she's helping make a difference since money is an abstract thing to her that she doesn't understand completely

>>25570342

>>25570342
No...

>>25570330
Based a bukowskipilled.

>>25569949
if you leave out the irresponsible part, that's an acceptable SC that she would probably sheepishly agree with and continue to do

Will Gura stream tonight?
If not today, then what about tomorrow?
Give it to me straight chumbuds

>>25570459
>Gura would love to hear you micromanage her life outside of streaming
You're a retard. She knows what she's capable of and if she was feeling good enough physically to volunteer.

>>25570486
She streams for me every day

>>25570486
Wednesday.

Gurass

>>25570504
She's not a fucking snowflake, she can handle someone pointing out that straining her back while her back hurts is dumb. Not that anyone complaining has the balls to SC it.

>>25570608
Fake gurass poster, go back.

>>25569958
No she's only using 10% of her power.

>>25570486
someday she will stream, someday

>>25570623
Gura knows herself better than you do, fuck off retard

>>25570504
>She knows what she's capable of
Clearly not since she hurt her back even more and is likely currently out of commission because of it

>>25570623
Gura is an adult who can make her own decisions

>>25570670
Have you heard her stories? Clearly she doesn't and this is just the tip of the iceberg in what she's willing to tell the public

>>25570713
>>25564481
Clearly not.

>>25570713
Gura is a womanchild that can barely take care of herself.

>>25570713
>Gura is an adult who can make her own decisions
Yes and adults can make very stupid decisions that should be called out so they stop doing them.

>>25570713
Every Adult makes the correct decisions for their health and well being automatically.
DYRBI?

Wasn't there supposed to be a mori fortnite collab this week?

Those birthday buses that were posted earlier do look kinda slick. At least its not some cringey Times Square advert.

>>25570745
Yes, and I've also watched her get defensive multiple times when people try to say she's not capable of taking care of herself. You're not her babysitter, she is fine

>mentions she played Powerwash Sim coop and finished the game offstream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QPIaKu7hjo&t=16193s
>the update she talked about playing came out on May 19th
>on the week of May 23rd she took 5 days off and only came back because she had a shill stream

I put two and two together and found the following:

>turns out Chumjoker's screenshots were actually real
>Her personal Discord (beppe#8399) is linked to HER in CowsIAM's Discord sever
>>/data/vt/img/0255/62/1654451235972.png
>>/data/vt/img/0255/62/1654451556391.png
>CowsIAM is a DBD streamer that she follows and she used to post in his sever
>BarbieSE aka BarbieOnWeed streamed with HER 5 times
https://files.catbox.moe/f501n9.png
>all those screenshots of her playing with Barbs (as she calls him) turn out to be real
>she cancelled streams last minute and lied to Chumbuds to play with him several times

>it's confirmed she's still in contact with him as he is one of the first 10 followers on her Gawr Gura Twitch channel created on January 7th 2022
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0254/72/1654330427694.png
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0254/72/1654330569617.png

>Chumbuds are still wondering why she's taking so much time off and not posting schedules lately

>>25570798
No.

I know this is something not to really worry or be obsessed about, but I really wish I had a bass type singing voice and I 'm getting more upset by the second

>>25569922
Hey I remember making the dumb post that caption came from.

"womanchild" is redundant, all women are
mentally children to some degree

>>25570798
Mori computer out of commission cuz of BSOD, god knows what's gura up to though
>>25570810
>she is fine
yet she complained about being in so much constant pain that she wants to barf
fucking threadreader

>>25570813
OH NO NO NO ISREAL
WE'RE GETTING KEKED CHUMBUDS

>thread going okay
>posters start trying to babysit Gura
>same time dox appears
I wonder who is behind it all, no way it's the same posters

>>25570745
She actually isn't willing to tell the public. She's willing to tell her friends while the public watches, which is close but not the same thing.

I'll SC her "Did you enjoy the PowerwashSim coop update?" next stream.

>>25570836
Send her a super then and stop bitching about it in the threads since you think she's a literal child that can't make her own judgements. You're a fucking retard

She should just pull a mikeneko, buy a big state and have her chumbies move in with her, be her butlers and have them pay for everything.

He learned not to spam on cooldown.

>>25570905
Feel free, and if she says she's never tried it are you gonna just call her a liar because it doesn't fit your narrative?

>>25570905
I'll cassually talk about her good old swedish friend on her next member's post