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Hololive Global
This whole fucking board is Hololive Global at this point
Why can't Haato and Haachama just get along?
I love Enma!
>>250084Can you read? Only this thread is Hololive Global.
This is the earliest it's ever been.
>>250084not really
>>252715cute!
>>252723No, excess threads are recycled all the time.
>going all in with the Dr. Jerkyll and Mr. Hide shitWhy?
Where is it?
What did I miss during Haachama's stream?
>>252787>why did you make a boring karaoke stream into something interesting, haachama
What is she doing right now?
Does all this shit really surfaces from the mind of this 1X year old aussie?She's way too strong
>>253026we should have bullied the vsingerfags out of this thread when we had the chance
I love Gura and Nacho
Zomkeks will really say that there's nothing wrong with thishttps://twitter.com/LC_Lapen/status/1357190033740992514
GURAME
I love Ina!
my salman thread...
Akirose is streaming from a bathroom again, on twitcast.
I have seen all of Kiara's and Mori's streams and unfortunately came to the conclusion that Kiara is a psychopath. I have a degree in psychology and know how to analyze human behavior. There just so many evidence you wouldn't believe it... If you watch Kiara and have at least some information about her past you would know the following facts about her:1) She is an extremelyrational individual. Although she puts this "cute Kiara mask on" during the streams, it is impossible to hide the fact that all of her decision making comes from a cold logical calculation. 2) It is impossible to predict Kiara's behavior. I don't mean that she is insane, I mean that psychopaths usually have a tendency to be unpredictable. If a normal individual has a certain "standard" behavior, Kiara doesn't have one.3) She always lies, and she does it unconsciously.4) Kiara never takes responsibility for her words or actions. In her mind it's always someone else's fault.5) She always tries to get more for less work. It's especially visible when you look at her RPG gameplay. In a psychopath's mind there is always a way to get more resources from a system.Here I will propose a hypothesis that I simply call "The great chicken conspiracy". From the start Kiara knew that she is less talented, capable and competent then other EN girls. And I also suggest that she was the one who proposed this whole "relationship between Mori and Kiara thing", Cover is too incompetent to be so forward thinking and you know it. From the very beginning her plan was, and to the certain degree still is to leech from Mori's popularity. You probably will ask "Why Mori and not someone like Gura who is more popular?" Simple my frens Mori is an outkast, a loner, a dork. She was never popular among people and she never had real friends. Mori is inexperienced individual when it comes to relationships and Kiara like a deadly predator knows about it. From now on I want you all to pay closer attention to our psychopathic chicken.You will all see what I mean during her Nier playthrough. Pay attention to her reactions during 2b moments.
This is my wife, Amelia.
>>253026>there will be people ITT that have only been around since Vsingers debut I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
>>253037Haachama is the best writer of cosmic horror since Lovecraft himself.
>>250084if only...
I have to wonder, are the talents/managers kept informed of the Haachama/Haato schizoid narrative, and more specifically how to interact with her, or do they have to piece it together after the stream
The gap record is officially tied unless you wanna count Ina popping into the holofest watch along for a little bit as a collab in that case back to countingDays since last duo collabMori/Ina: 83 days (1 days until Kiara/Ina gap is surpassed)Ame/Ina: 81 daysGura/Ina: 51 days>FULL EN COLLAB: 40 days (Feb 6)Mori/Gura: 28 daysMori/Ame: 25 daysIna/Kiara: 21 daysKiara/Gura: 20 daysKiara/Ame: 14 daysGura/Ame: 4 daysMori/Kiara: 2 days
Ina Loves (You)!Yes you really should believe it, yes takodachis really.https://streamable.com/j6aqedhttps://streamable.com/rdx46thttps://streamable.com/g635gfhttps://streamable.com/ek2554https://streamable.com/l113ys
>>252787Because it's fun.Now lick my feet you pig
>>253066Not reading all that, always found posts about her so dull.
YEB RISU
MANAGER LOVE
>>253059>>252648Me too!!
Haato is Iofi tier boring as fuck. i wan't haachama back.
>>253065first timer, what exactly is this?
>>253081Tell her to show it.
>>253056B A S E D
>>250040Guys, will Haachama be okay?
Tried to make a sequel to Morigintou, but it turned out bad.
>>253056grass
Do you expect Vsingers to top Gura and Mori?
How come Gura hates her jp senpais and refuses to do a collab with them??? Does she think she is so above them because she has more subscribers?
>>253066
>>253066>She is an extremelyrational individual. >KFP actually believes this.
>>253090It's midnight over there man. Comfy time now.
It was pretty smart of Gura to start making her schedules for less than a week at a time. She can take a couple days off after each of her 4-6 day schedules and chumbuds will defend it since she apparently needs that much time to come up with a new one.
Is hololive just a weeb version of WWE? Why do you guys keep using wrestling terms to discuss holos?
>>253075Most of them are in the dark about each other's lore,she'd have to talk to them
>>253093its hard for her to show her emotions
>another haato OPfuck off
>>252896Akai Haato stream*
253105(you)
>>253066She's a menhera and you don't need a degree for that.
>>252896You mean during Akai Haato stream?
>>253108>>KFP actually believes this.wait we do since when
>>253056>That screamkusa
>jsut wkoe up>missed kinoTime to kill myself
>>253102Of course
>>250084As it should be.
Numberfagging time:Ame got in because of her birthday and new year party.This month you don't see nijis. Nip commented that they play too much Apex. It alienated the fans who aren't interested in Apex and people moved to holos which play more diverse collection of games as a result.
>>253102I'm not gonna give my veredict until she/they is/are chosen
>>253076>Ina/Ame 81 daysinamekeks
>>253110What is there to defend? Taking 2 days off is fine
>>253114I'm really worried about her
>>253066ogeyt. kfp
>>253075>Mori/Ina: 83 days (1 days until Kiara/Ina gap is surpassed)>Ame/Ina: 81 days>Gura/Ina: 51 daysina ina inaaaaa...
>>253102I've been here long enough to remember when /jp/ was wondering>Do you expect EN singers to top JPThe more the better, man.No need to pick just one.
>>253066>You probably will ask "Why Mori and not someone like Gura who is more popular?" Why would anyone ask that when this alleged plan is implied to have been in place before debut?
>>253066I thought it was common knowledge that Kiara's a menhera. You don't need a fancy smancy degree or case study for that
Watching Miku witness the fanatical robots BECOME AS GODS as she fights the root of the problem in Nier Automata.While Temma also starts his own Nier Automata series, making sure to put his Human Breedeer Knight powers to good use.Sedangkan Iofi, Risu dan Moona bermain bersama Phasmophobia.While Akai Haato has broken free from her entrapment due the tyranical Haachama, and is calming her mind playing Minecraft. But is she truly free from the wild god's grip?While Korone after barely 100% Kirby Dreamland before her SMOKs appearance has returned to thank her fans for allt th support and supachats.While Coco continues to bust some yakuza heads with her husband Kiryu in Yakuza.So friends, where we at?
>>253110>chumbuds will defend ityou got a problem with that?
Chirudishu engurishu!
>>253069>months from now /hlgg/ will have newfags claiming and parroting that /hlgg/ never existed on jp
>>253135>Mori>Rank 4Like pottery
I wanna sex the menhera
>>253135Ina...
>>253066I just like it when Kiara acts like my mommy/gf/wife
>deletedMamaloni just took her meds.
salman
>>252896Akai Haato is streaming.I've missed her.
>>253076And as a bonus, the last trinity collab was 69 days ago.
>>253076Ina is a fake member of HoloEN.Reminder that if it wasn’t for the recent Takotori collab, Ina would’ve gone 80 days without a Kiara collab. That means her most recent EN collab stream would’ve been 51 days ago with Gura.This bitch prefers to collab with ID over her own gen mates.
>>253102I dunno man, I'm just some retard on the internet, I don't know about professional singing. I expect it's not going to hit the same niche as my oshi so it'll probably be competent but not to my taste.
>>253161YAMERO I DON'T WANT THIS FUTURE
>>253174based
So she's going to destroy half of the tower when she's done right?I assume that's what the duplicator is for
As much as I love the whole Haachama schtick, I really, really missed this kind of stream.
I am really concerned about Akaichama's mental health
>>253138It's been that long? What the fuck?Was this the ramune collab?
What are the chances of Gura streaming tonight?
>>253087MANAGER LOVE
>>253179>Reminder that if it wasn’t for the recent Takotori collab, Ina would’ve gone 80 days without a Kiara collab.Reminder it was Kiara's fault to begin with.
>>253076>Ina>Ina>InaJESAS girl, would it hurt to collab with yours genmates a little more? At this point you had more collabs with ID and Pochi than with any of the EN's. Ina should just swap with Reine if she likes the ID's so much!
BECOME AS GODS*jump in melted steel lake*
>>253135Teamates are so fucking poor
>>253166can't win a game you aren't playing
How the fuck does these fuckers get their messages read by Aki? HOW?
>>253174Based
>>253066https://streamable.com/7us9pa
>>253111independant contractors.
>>25319125%
>>252887In 2 hours if she streams for EU today, if not, arround 5-6 EST
>>253174absolut basiert
>>253189I actually think she's pretty smart.Literally 2 streams back to back for 2 of her fanbases.
>>253102No
>>253199Yeah poor Amelia only the 15th most superchatted person and only makes 30k USD a month after cuts, how will she ever survive?
>>253156Listening to Haato and Risu is a strange combo friend
>>253096
U* W*** J***, what happened to Mel?
>>253194>it’s the fault of the chuuba with has the most collabs with her genmates ogey. Ina just doesn’t initiate any collabs because she’s a bitch
>>253191100% whoever tells you otherwise don't watch her
>>253076>Ame/Ina: 81 daysJust send her a message Ame, she's willing to make the time for it
GuraSchedule onegai
>>253171Nah she said that she wanted to "finish it".
>>253156>Sedangkan Iofi, Risu dan Moona bermain bersama Phasmophobia.The only thing I understand is Risu's laugh but that's enough
>>253179nigga, why blame ina when it was kiara's meme internet the cause of that?
>>253196NONE OF HER GENMATES ASK HER TO COLLAB.
>>253156Watching some comfy Haato in the morning!
>>253191I have faith on her, so 100%
stream either of you... onegai...
>>253076Inamefags lost a long time ago.
>>2531354thReaper does it again
>>253199I vowed never to donate again until she does the charity stream. I will blow my load when the foreplay is over.
>>253138I-Ina I-In - *cough cough*aa - IIIiiNnANaA
>>253148Ina is honorary ID now.
>>253230Kiara is the one who cancelled because she was the one who gave a faulty fucking stream time when they originally planned that collab you fucking ape.
>>253066>In a psychopath's mind there is always a way to get more resources from a system.Work smarter not harder, humu.
>>253242But Ame did... we're getting Iname next week, right Inamebros?
>>253229Nothing changed.
>>253229Don't know, but probably related to the Among Us game they were in.
>>253056草
>>253185>Haato finishes the tower>Haachama destroys it
>>253179Probably bait but I'll bite>>253196Looking at the ID collab times she might be more comfortable streaming around that time? Wouldn't explain why she wasn't doing any collabs with Kiara or Mori though, since they stream at pretty similar times
I prefer Haato to Haachama
>>253230It was literally because of the kusotori's internet, what are you on about newfagchama?
>>253240There are three other genmates retard. She can’t ask them for a collab? Every week I see an empty gura or ame schedule with 0-1 collabs and I go,wow - Ina is missing again. Maybe she just likes solo streamingThen I check her twitter and her schedule is nothing but indog collabs.
>>253194>>253240>>253255Funnily enough the collab was supposed to happen on the same day that all of google died so even if Kiara hadn't cancelled the collab still wouldn't have happened
>>253229She was in a big among us collab with some non-holos. The swastika is a buddhist religious symbol, she was referring to divine protection, eg. vajra.
>Haato concernfagging is back
is there any game more boring than fucking Phasmophobia?
>>253135>Nip commented that they play too much Apex.Everyone is absolutely sick of Apex at this point, even nips.
what's the quickest way to getting banned in Ame's chat?
>>253066Archive reps since EN debut for you.
>>253273same
>>253257So she replaces Anya, who is now honorary JP.So we need an honorary EN.I would've gone for Haachama, but she ded.
>>253281Among Us
>>253247I paid Shion a visit last night
>>253273Same
>>253066>I have a degree in psychologyCan you please give me your name and school you attended? I will kindly ask them to revoke your license since every self respecting psychologist will never assume things about people outside of their cabinet.
>>253277thankys anon
>>253284FULL CAPS
>>253192mamaloni... please draw porn again...
>>253191Did anyone else do the semen manifestation thing last night?I feel like we have a good chance at a schedule, but it would be better if more people were participating.
>>253161They will come in droves from an unknown land, rewrite history and control the narratives, ending the culture that already exists, such as the end and beginning of all things
>>253190>Was this the ramune collab?Yes they have not had a single collab that was just those two since
>>253301Her limiters, Anon. They're already beginning to break
Reminder to do your Wah Wah World reps.it's at 965khttps://youtu.be/pXD4BbYludc
>>253284spam nigger in all caps
>>253304>>>/x/
>>2531910%, you get a new schedule at best.
>>253275Some people are too obsessed with collabs. Even if Ina collabed more with ID than EN by the end of the year that wouldn't matter. All of EN talk offstream to each other so they're good friends regardless.
>>253284type GURA FULL CAPS x10
>>253105Yes
>>253284PLAY GWENTLET'S GOOOOOOO
>>253281Minecraft
>>253273Notme
>>253316This song sucks and doesn't deserve 1m views!
>>253284Test if the bot filters /vt/
>>253235they both talk about how Clubhouse 51 was one of their favorite collabs. whats the feckin holdup
>>253242Then why not do the asking if they won't?
>>253235Sorry don't wanna bug Ina since she's too busy, especially if she has to take a vacation day for the collab.
>>253324>talk offstreamame said they don't talk offstream that often anymore, since they're all busy with their own thing.
>>253284GWENT
>>253076All Iname keks have off to go off of is the taiwanese schizo art and the time Ame and Ina agreed that their clubhouse 51 stream was their fave streams but Ame switched that to the Outer Wilds Sun Station landing stream.
>>253135>Polka made the listBless
>>253135I'd donate more if I could catch her streams on time. My job and fit reps are preventing that, and I can't abandon them.
>>253284write AME MY DOG DIED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>253066god I wish
>>253284You have so many options, but my only question is why
>Risu's thread is just anons talking directly to Risu.What a weird thread.
>>253066>She is an extremely rational individual.>It is impossible to predict Kiara's behavior.These are contradictions
>>253105They're all too intimidated to collab with the daikouhai.
>>253316>Wah Wah WorldNo thanks
>>253281ARK
>>253295
>>253284"AME HELLO FROM /jp/ I THINK IF YOU FIX YOUR OBS YOU CAN PLAY GWENT WITHOUT LAG"
>>253284AME A DOG DIES IN THIS MOVIE LET'S GOOOOOO!
>>253274and even then had the internet worked all of Google's servers died that day so no matter what it wasn't gonna happen it's like the universe conspired against it
>>253284Being a glow in the dark cia agent
>>253261I thought next week was another Ina/Anya collab?
>>253135pretty dumb rrat, they could go to anyone and there were plenty of "big" events for hololive members this month.
>>253316I like the songt. deadbeat
>>253337And yet she collabs with Indos and puts member streams on fridays in their fucking timezone. Not an excuse.
>>253361U.... uooo...
>>253087> Can't get gura Project diva permission despiste Cover having Sega permissionEN management sucks ass
>>253273Agreed
>>253284AME YOU'RE GURA'S GIRLFRIEND RIGHT, CAN YOU KISS AND POUND HER CUNNY ON STREAM FOR US????!!!!
>>253341Oh shit really? Uhhhh they're still close in spirit maybe?
>>253363Winner
>>253371 Let me beleeb in double collab
>>253242That's just like her, being a passive bitch that needs others to take initiative for her, is this your priestess Takos? SAD!
>>253066Ogey rrat, time for your meds.
Phasmophobia sure is stale now huh, at least there was some good giggles and screams out of it.
>>252744Pochi is like Ui, honourable holo.
>>253191define who's tonight, probably 0 for EU
>>253288Reine. She's already collabed with Kiara and Ame, Mori asked her for a collab, and Gura sang her song.
>>253066>4) Kiara never takes responsibility for her words or actions. In her mind it's always someone else's fault.You know...except for the many times she has explicitly stated that she's at fault for saying something weird or outlandish.
>>253363>/jp/Use /vt/
I'm making 3D models of Hololive EN.Links: https://twitter.com/lexferreira89 https://sketchfab.com/lexferreira89/models
SAY HER NAME
>>253346Implying that this isn't the only pieces of evidence that every shitty /u/ ship has.
Cardboard steams are fun
>>253388I mean Gura literally DM'd her on stream around 2 in the morning and it was the return to monke meme
>>253288Reine and Ollie are Honorary EN, since they only speak indog when they are with ID1 or with Anya
>>253382I believe they already has it by now. It's just Enma want to play it safe
>>253410Is it nsfw?
>>253316I love my boi, but even she can't save that song.
>>253411Twappers...
>>253411tanline tomboy....
>>253341But Gura was just talking about how she likes talking to Mori on discord in her most recent Minecraft stream.
>>253410Thanks.
>>253411Ame..
>>253388>in spiritNo they have cells interlinked which keep them interlinked. How off the baseline are you to have suggested that?
>>253388Ame thinks that because no one speaks to HER specifically...
Cheating on Akai with Haachama!
>>253353I barely understand it so I'll take your word for it.
>>253382>just negotiate mechanical licenses for dozens of songs by different authorsogey
>get separate onsens>end up in the same one anywaywhat did takamori mean by this?
>>253341>Mori and Kiara obviously talk offstream>Gura recently said that she talks to Mori offstreamSounds like they just don't talk to Ame
>>253435Dykes
>>253400>>253419But it has to be a JP, otherwise we'd be down two IDs.
>>253272>Wouldn't explain why she wasn't doing any collabs with Kiara or Mori thoughMaybe she just doesn't want to collab with her genmates? She seems much more eager to draw with Pochi and Loafy than to actually play with the EN's
>>253179>reminder that if the thing that happened didn't happen, things would be different!Wow stunning observation retard
>>253436Damn...
>>253273Me too
>>253272>Looking at the ID collab times she might be more comfortable streaming around that time? Wouldn't explain why she wasn't doing any collabs with Kiara or Mori though, since they stream at pretty similar timesMaybe, just maybe, they didn't ask? Reminder she was the first person to respond to Mori about the fucking Tabletop collab.
>>253429BASED
>>253432Making Akai my wife and Haachama my gf!
>>253432>cheat on Haachama with Akai>she attacks you with a knife at night over it, accusing you of having betrayed her with Haato>it was her all along anyway, she just has a multiple personality disorder
>>253196>Anya and PochiFatechads stick together.
>>253108She may not be rational but she is a kind and caring senpai... also she will claw out the eyes of any one who hurts her daughter Nene and force feed them their tongue.
>>253426don't forget Gura also sent Kiara messages when she obtained 1st try-dent in full caps
>>253415do boxxbeats really?
>>253411Timmy!
>>253436gura definitely talks to ame the most off-stream but ogey
>>253388>>253426>>253436look, it's just dumbasses trying to spin ame's words into another version of "THEY HATE EACH OTHER"
>>253429>that headthis was almost a god tier pic
>>253426Truth is that none of the genmates like talking to Ame cause she's talentless...
>>253341Gura has said she's talked to Mori off stream multiple times, same with Ina and KiaraIt more sounds like no one talks to Ame
https://files.catbox.moe/hhg4zb.mp4
>>253432>Akai haatoPure happy sex>HaachamaBaby making degenerate sex that involves eating her cooking
>>253436Because Ame is fucking autistic and never initiates conversations herself. When Gura is the one DM'ing you first, you know there's an issue
>>253432Don't stick your dick in crazy
>>253411toi...https://streamable.com/5itluc
>>253411Towa...
haachama eroi
>>253284GO TO SLEEP
>>253464>Akai Haato for vanilla loving>Haachama for real degenerate shitThat's kind of hot...
Lorewise who's the strongest Hololive member including their weapons?
>OMG AME IS SO AUTISTIC SHE'S TEARING EVERYONE APART CAUSE SHE NEVER MESSAGES ANYONE, OMG CALLI IS SUCH A BETTER FRIEND TO GURA CAUSE SHE TALKS TO HER ON DISCORD NOWyeah that's how you guys sound
>>253066You have to remember, just like Gura and Mori, Kiara is not a human. Despite seeming nice they are not your friends. We are not on the same level as them and cannot truly see eye to eye. They are dangerous and should be treated as such.
>>253087Who tops?
>>253485There's an entire thread dedicated to this question, anon.
>>253462Luna...please stop having seizures...
>>253341>>253341Ame just... prefers being alone maybe. You look at one of the things she usually does when not streaming -- it's sitting alone doing nothing or some self-reflection.
>>253284Fake chink spam
>>253486ameantis are pathetic
>>253480AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *sniff sniff sniff* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>253485If we take Mori out of the equation then probably Kiara and Ina
>>253460
>>253484>They might switch at any moment
>>253459f..fixed?
>>253486>ctrl+f>"calli">1/1go back
>>253353It's more like a "try to find Risu" thread instead of a "Talk to Risu" thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ua2GqVvKATortellini...
>>253451You DID roll for Pochi-mama's craft essence, right?
>>253485Refer to the powerlevel chart
>>253485Yukari can *literally* changes the rules of reality as she pleases. You can't possibly say ANYONE is mo-- wait, fuck
>>253484This is a body made for the worse (best) type of sex
>>253382https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H8yN9bLg98But they have permissions for it.
thoughts?
>deadbeats and kfpfags trying so desperately to push the narrative that gura doesn't talk to amekek
>>253066>kiara is a menhara leechLies and slander
Haachama is dead
Why does everyone tells me that I lack critical information? I don't even like that charlie guy
>>253508>Fuck Haato a bit too hard>This triggers the switch
>>253341>Ame thinks no one is talking anymore because they are busy>everyone is actually talking in different channels that Ame is not inReine... Reine you're the only one who talks to me...Even Gura won't message me anymore...Reine please come live on the EN server...Please I want to go fishing with you...Reine please I am so lonely...
>>253509it's only better because you can't see how fucked that chin/neck/ear area is, so unironically, yes.
>>253199Why would I supacha when I can just be a Member forever and ever. Besides, SCs are a fucking scam in my currency.
*notices your dick*
I wonder if the girls have a private group chat with just the five of them. Talking in the main discord in front of the managers is probably pretty restrictive.
>>253515>stuck with Raita Nah
>>253066I already knew this and this is exactly why Kiara is based and I want to breed superhuman amoral children with her while Mori watches. You are WEAK, THING, and BREAKABLE if you're actually intimidated by her.t. deadbeat and sociopath
>Haato is literally a schizo nowMmmmm HAATONS!?
>>253526it's more like gnomes but it has become really pathetic some people think Ame is a terrible friend for Gura just because Kiara and Mori have started talking to her more
>>253528There was weakness just there for a second.She's still there....hanging on... like a spider on a web.
>>253529>he didn't know
>>253490Enma for most of the time
>>253516Sora love!
>>253490Jenma. Angels are like that
>>253458please andastand I need to paint Ame in a negative way even though I'm making it up and Gura and Ame message each other on discord sending rando memes, otherwise I will suffer withdrawal without my dosage of shitting on her
>>253066>I have a degree in psychologyAn associate's in feminist studies is not a M.Sc. in psych.
>>253529
>>253494Ame and Gura need each other.Gura needs someone to keep her company and spend time cuddled together watching a movie from time to time.And Ame needs someone like Gura to get her life on track for real. They should buy a nice lakeside house with plenty of greenery and a nice garden. Ame can walk the dogs while Gura does some chores and cooks. They can still have plenty of time to themselves in the house, but they know the other one is always there if need be.
>>253524Ponytails turns me on
>>253460Ame forever living rentfree in Gnomes' heads.
>.webm: Video too long max: 120sWell, I guess I can't post this soundpost of Ame dancing to the Gusty Gardens theme
>>253066That's hot. I want to fuck my chickenwife even more.
>>253548I'm loving this story arc. I have no doubt that the stream she does for 1 million is gonna be the wildest shit ever.
So is the only public EN stream today Ame's Nier stream?
>>253526T. Deadbeat
Haato just referred to herself as Haachama, she's taking over.
>>253540Unlikely since the potential to mix them up is still there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h162TH-2RMw
>>253066>he doesnt know she was a stripper beforeoof
>>253353It's the only thread on this board, beside this one, that I'm in
>>253395It was always a game that was only good for one weekend. Once the initial magic wears off and all you see are the game mechanics, there's barely anything to it.
>watching Ame's SMG stream from last night>first the slingstar galaxy and then the water galaxyGonna be honest this is impressive how retarded one person can be
>>253562Are you expecting Hiro to see this and change the filesize limit out of shame?
https://files.catbox.moe/1kche1.mp4
Does Haachama play any games except Minecraft?
>>253191for members
>>253569They are merging together
>>253526t.kfp
>>253531IAin't that something she falls in a well she becomes Haachama. Gets kicked by a mule returns to Akai Haato... I don't know?
>>253068why isnt there audio on /vt/ that seems like a self defeating feature
>>253316I just imagine them dancing to this and it's hilarious cute and cringe at the same time. As it should be.
>>253066I like DANGEROUS women.
>>253533REINEEEEEEEEEE MY GENMATES HATE MEEEEEEE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>253569Stop spreading bullshit rrats, she asked "who is haachama"
>>253562just make it shorter anon, it's worth it
>>253587i know she played muse dash that one time
>>253341Ame is a dumb loser. She's a massive introvert that craves social interaction and attention but doesn't actively look for it.She's going to alienate her friends and be alone forever. Then she'll wonder "why am I alone?" and realize that the problem lies within herself. She'll try to fill that void by hiring tons of male prostitutes or going on tinder and trying to find and maintain some artificial relationship. It'll go well for the first few months, but then she'll slowly regress to her introverted, apathetic self. And that's when they'll leave her.Ame's personality type is doomed to a life of solitude and failure.
>>253587I remember she played dark soul before
>>253567unless Gura does something
>>253587She can speedrun getting over it and is also pretty good at tetris I think.
Telling Akai I love Haachama more!
>>253586based
>>253586Based rage comic poster
>>253601Ame is just like me...
>>253597then why was she so surprised
>>253587Shit computer andastsnd
>>253566>It's a big crossover with Ame and Coco hitting 1 million at the same time.>Sister and EN0 genmate are conflicted as to whether Haachama and Haato have to be merged or seperated in order to survive.
>>253316>reminder to listen to kiaraNo thanks!
>>253490Jenma
>>253605monster
>>253601
>>253587She used to play Muse Dash a bunchLike a lot of the Holos....
>>253586I LOVE THIS EASILY EXCITABLE CAPTAIN!
>>253601It's very relatable to probably 90% of this site. That's why /hlgg/ has always been Ame General.
>>253545kiara doesn't talk to gura off stream that much eithergurame are the only duo that talk to each other so often that sometimes they'll get a message from the other while they're still live
>>253575Hi Risu. You were extra cute today but I didn't know what the hell you were talking about. You and Moona planning an indog learning stream beyond simple phrases?
I had a dream about Risu last night
Is there an archive of haachama's pre-holocaust streams? I'm trying to find her playing FNAF VR with A-chan
>>253591t.deadbeat
>>253612so just like mine...
>wake up to find haato is aliveBASED
>>253587She does Ringfit, when managers decide it is safe to do so.
don't open
>>253635t. akodachi
>>253480Who’s the artist for this?
>>253066idk what you wrote and it's too much for me to read, but I LOVE Takanashi Kiara!Thank you for listening.
>>253601>Ame's personality type is doomed to a life of solitude and failure.Hey just like me!
>>253628how do you know?
>>253659 treerrat
>>253638watch the unarchived stream, it was a plot stream where Haato took over Haachama: https://mega.nz/file/FZZQzbqL#32nDwiTYStCdHwMqMHXhIzo-c71IGbDRE8lHw4Rkhqc
I FUCKING HATE THIS SCHIZO BITCH
>>253628the two literally know each others addresses, if a paranoid shart like Gura gives you her address it means she fucking trusts you, and besides the two are introverts who don't know how to carry out a conversation cause one worries she'll say something too weird and the other thinks she doesn't know enough interesting things or hobbies to create an interesting conversation. I know Ame is doing a bit of her social reps seeing how well her Reine collab turned out and for Gura well I just hope she doesn't beat herself down too much
>>253601Just like me! except the failure part!
>>253653GURA
>>253512>calli
>>253650t.eamate
I am Risu.
LovEnma
>>253631Did you eat her ass?
Why so many rrats
Korosan is getting hyped up because she's good at a game made for 7 year olds
>>253515>roll over 250 sq on Prisma banner>still don't have MiyuI'm fucking broke right now. Fuck gacha.
>>253631That's nuts
>>253689>no streamsI wonder.
>>253668>>253605when will you both shut up, do whatever you want, no need to announce it
Thoughts?
>>253587she played euro track sim before and TABS
>>253577>played alongside her in the previous session>got stuck in a 2 hour meeting for work as soon as her stream began >sprinted through the levels like a madman to catch up with her by the endThank God she did the Bouldergeist challenge, but I'm also equally impressed she passed it without ragequitting
>>253686I want to eat cunny-oni's ass.t. deadbeat
>>253667will do thank
G-GURA?!
>>253682Nice try Mori.
>>253699Love
>>253354I'm glad you're here to set this guy straight every day, must be a tiring and thankless job.
>>253699My wife!
>>253689unironically because there were no rratsAme has 0 narratives left against her, so might as well make some up out of thin air
>>253699Round
>>253698Haachama will never be an EN
The only two reason Gura like Amelia, is one she the first person to call her stupid and believe that a sign of a good friendship and second the other girls are awake in a different time zone.
>>253699cute onion
>>253699Made for headpats
>>253706she got hungry and bloop was hideing
>>253699YUCK
>>253706That isnt an expression of glee, that takodachi is in immense fear of losing his chance to die by the hands of his priestess.
>>253686N-no, but I hugged her
>>253720t. Emma
I'm not Risu but also a hololive girl. The fun part is that no one will believe it.
>>253659>how do you know?how do you know that gura talks to mori and kiara more than ame?at least with mori you have some evidence since shes talked about talking to her on-stream, though she still has more evidence that suggests she talks to ame more often.as for kiara, there is literally nothing that suggests she talks to her more than ame.
>>253586Holy based
>>253682Hello warden, what's for dinner today?
>>253722you're trying too hard anon
>>253706takodachi? thats yummy....
>ywn be trash-mouthed by Haato while she waits for your log to rise up
Detroit permissions get apparentlyhttps://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1357362381182046209
>>253689because EN is so fucking tame these days, rrats are putting words into the girls' statements
Gura pls cof cof...I need it... cof cof...just post it
Look at her go!
>>253741That still counts as being an attention whore
>>253689The rrats have learned how to climb trees
Did Haachama work us yesterday? She seems completely fine today despite the words she said on stream yesterday. I feel like she's in control at all times.
Why does Haato put trees on all of her minecraft buildings?
>>253722It's true. Mori would unironically be the perfect friend for Gura. I hope they get more chances to hang out together.
>>253722Third, she's attracted to Amelia's appearance and finds her personality endearing and similar to her own.Fourth, she finds Amelia a great older role model that has helped her in many ways - emotional support, tech support, streaming setups, scheduling, collabs, etc.Fifth, she cares deeply for Amelia because they both come from similar walks of life.so suck my big fat cock and fuck off nigger
>>253625I love how she drew her own horny shitpost for the entire world to watch, laugh at, and jack off to at the same time.
>>253754ah wow looks like Ame can really play it this time, for sure after Nier someone should hit her up with it
cun cun?
>>253742started talking to her more != talks to her moredo your reading comprehension reps
>>253735i mean gura is close to ina therefor its like an indirect kiss/sacrifice
>>253754They've always had Detroit perms. Some Holos even played it
>>253760GO AME GO
>>253760Man the new logos and overlays fucking suck.
>>253754Is that so? That tweet just says she wants to forget the games and play them for the first time again.Which lines up with how much I remember Matsuri enjoying Detroit.
>>253742>he's using streams as evidence while ignoring streams as evidenceStop cherry picking, you delusional retard.
>>253633There's the chink archive at hololivevideos . download
Remember Mio's tarot reading for Haato?
>>253524N E C C
>>253741what's the not fun part?
>>253720shut up enma and make gura post the schedule
>>253689Dead Hours. Lots of bored people sitting around.
>>252899Stop being retarded if you haven't been watching her recent streams.
>>253768She truly is a treasure
I don't particularly like Ame but I'm fine with her, I just want more Calligula kino...
>>253774cunniculi cunnicula!
>>253524Why are they all built like men?
>>253779Wasn't that before the nuke?
>>253760Why the FUCK was this deleted
>>253811I like their chemistry more than Gura and Ame. I hope the collab again
Now with audio that's not desynched!
>>253801watch tenma onagai
>>253811How is the first sentence necessary for your post?
>>253763getting worked up over nothing is just what women do
>>253779that was before the holocaust anon
>>253818>>253820
>>253818Self-deleted >>253820
>>253826Not true, this shitty site does the same and none of you are one.
>>253633I saw someone in hlg say there's a discord that supposedly has a bunch of pre holocaust videos saved. I cant verify it though since ive never been there
>>253651It literally shows up on reverse search newfagchama
>>253811I just want a rap duet
>>253828>>253817Yes I know. I was just saying, they already had the perms. But it was before the nukeGod, I still feel it for Subaru...
>>253820AME CUTE
>>253811cute brats
>>253818this is why >>253820
Risu knows you masturbate to her Ayunda voice
>>253798Seeing cum tributesAnd none of them for me
Gura has better collabs with Kiara and Mori than Amelia and her bumbling retarded twitch whore brain
>>253836>>253633people regularly make successful requests for that stuff on the /t/ thread
Did Haato just Morse-code through her wink or is YT chat being schizo?
>>253801I'm looking forward to the rakiposting if we ever get vermintide collabs
>>253850I don't
>>253851Oh hi Ame
>>253820How is she so angelic?
>>253851sup Kiara
>>253524Mori and Ina look okay. The rest have really long necks and really small heads.
>>253625How are you supposed to read this it doesn't make sense
>>253853t. kentakobeat
>>253853This but unironically.
>>253851i'd post it but I want to be here for the next 3 days....I managed to track down the ame and gura cum tributes from a while ago, im not gay
>>253851Treerrat...
the UI showing while haato/haachama is blinking in and out is an aesthetic statement. 10/10 stream, i actually feel like reality is breaking down.
>>253102I expect the AZKi to Gura's Sora, so yes. Mori is own her own since rap is so different from regular singing that you can't really compare the two.
>>253851ogey but can we get not ASMR but quiet talking member zatsudan or something please
>>253854Fuck i forgot about /t/ after I fucked up my laptop. Ive seen towa's holoknight and noel's first ds3 stream there before
>>253789Sounds like what you’re doing right now, fag.Cite your streams then, retard.
>>253835kek, of course here people only do it to troll....I hope.
>Mori and Gura suddenly have 1 good collab and message each other offstreamomg she's so much of a better friend than Ame, she never insults her and treats her like her nigga! I see you faggots, they can have more collabs but you can never deny how much Ame has impacted Gura's life to the point she became Gosling Prime, you can like CalliGula more but you don't have to put down Ame's relationship with Gura cause all of a sudden Gura and Mori have nigga energy with each other
>>253868right to left, plus it's the 2nd page of 2
>>253853>>253871>one minute apart>same typing style
>>253853Her MK collab with Mori was really cute. Gura was having a lot of fun and wanted to play more.
>your oshi>your oshi after watching >>253820
>>253851Go code Anemachi more
>>253803I wonder if she keeps her model rigging shitty on purpose too
>>253820>magical flying singing and dancing mario ameIs it possible to learn this power?
>>253914>Kiara>Suisei
hey can you not feed the discordfags, I don't think anyone wants them shitting up /vt/ threads like they did during January
>>253914WatsonAme
>>253918Huh?
>>253811sorry bro, takamori only does collabs with their genmates once every couple of months and even then you'll only get 60-90 minutes of content why are they like this?
>>253914amemorit,deadbeat
>>253914GuraGawr
>>252744>AwooThe 2hus...
>>253851Hi Ame
>>253900Bros before hoes.
>>253900Gura literally called Ame her most special friend in HoloEN and they’ve exchanged gifts with each other. It’s not even a competition or a rrat if you watch Guras streams
>>253918kek
>>253102Considering they're being scouted specifically for their singing talent I would hope so. It would be pretty embarrassing to be in Vsingers and then get mogged by variety streamers.
>>253939>the faggot that was calligulaposting during guras amnesia streamfuck you I fucking remember your kind
>>253914KiaraWatame
>>253102In terms of raw skill sure, but raw skill isn't everything.
Tricunny
If cover asigned You as Gura's manager, what would you do to stop those sinking numbers?
unpinned
Should they hire a vgamer like they're doing with vsinger right now?A girl who is actually really good at games?Who does SL1 Dark Souls speedruns, gets top rankings in tekken etc.??
Do not open
I'm so happy as a Teamate, only 2 days into the week and we got>double-length karaoke>great collab when it comes to Ame collabs with Holos outside of her gen>her best Mario stream to dateand now we're getting Nier..
>>253960unpin deez nuts
>>253066That's kinda hot, yo>ywn take advantage of Mori's dork side
>>253878>Mori is own her own since rap is so different from regular singing that you can't really compare the two.What if they hire a Vrapper and she starts dropping diss tracks
>>253966But Gura IS my oshi
>>2539601953
>>253970>we
>>253959mating press
>>253959nothing
>>253429What's wrong with her FAAAAAAAAACE?
>>253966Good night.MY OSHI IS DEAD LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>253102honestly, no. cover have spent years showing us that for singers they normally don't care all that much about singing ability because they are so much more interested in producing forgettable studio tracks where the singer has been beaten nearly to death with a sledgehammer of dynamics processing and auto-tuned to the point of sounding like a vocaloid. i will be pleasantly surprised if they deviate from that.
>>253970>best Mario to dateI don't know, I LOVED many of her Odyssey streams. They gave us such a big supply of desk slams, Switches being thrown and all, it was really funny.
Haato collab with Ina would be top comfy.
>>253979weposting only works when you state an opinion, not with facts anonchama
>>253970>had to miss the karaoke and the Mario stream due to school reps.Fuck
>>253975Then it's her own fault
Takodachi are you gonna try to play T99 with Ina? I'm an NA wagie so I can't...
>>253900>cause all of a sudden Gura and Mori have nigga energy with each otherWhy do you sound so salty? Goddamn anon. Stop being sensitive over a few people.
>>253993>we
>>253959>sinking numbershe's doing fine, see >>253135
>>253989You sound like a twitch viewerWhy doesn’t it surprise me that you’re also a teamate
>>253110What's wrong with taking a couple days off? Sure I miss Gura, but that just makes it even better when she comes back.
>>253959Show her videos of her first months and tell her "use this voice again, your current one is kinda coarse at the end of the sentences and not as cute"
>>253966its fine, ill release the schedule in like, 3 hours my dude
>>253956>All my favorite Holos in one placeuUUOOOHHHH this is too good!
>>253102>>253878Hmmm, can they top Mori as a rapper, logically? Mori was already on the edge of being sustainable with own music, self-published multiple albumsAnyone better would be making bank with their songs and have little incentive to take up Covers creative restrictions
>>253975Exactly, that's why she isn't gonna post her schedule
>>253524Not bad, but keep working on human figure.
*shits and cums*
>>253363Based
>>253979>>254002t. newfag trying to fit in
>>254010you're still trying too hard
>>254018>just stop being sick lol like get over it lol
>3 ENGLISH STREAMS OR MORE SOMETIMES
>>254018(you)
cursed?
Haato said that see will do English streams 3 times a week.
>ENGLISH STREAM 3 TIME A WEEK OR MORETHANK YOU BASED HAATO
Is Akai gonna be okay?
Haachama stop saying you’re gonna do an English stream x times a week. You never do..
>>253988Suisei...
>>254032>he’s madoh no no no
>>254043MEIDOS
>>253455>boxxbeatsPlease have this (You)
>>253990>Lovecraftian priestess tries to collab with quiet idol without triggering her descent into madness.Der Freischütz on standby.
>>254020
>>254008Those are beyond pathetic numbers for a new year + 2 M cellebration streams
>>254010I'm not though. I just enjoy all of Ame's sides, including her rage moments.
>3 ENGLISH STREAMS A WEEKEN0 CHADS CAN'T STOP WINNING
JWU what happened to Anya's POV of the Among us stream? I cant find it anywhere. Did she just not stream it?
>>253191I would be surprised if she doesn't do something today. It would certainly be atypical for her to go this long in between streams, but you just never know with Gura.
>>254049the exception is azki
God I wish Haachama was still allowed on the EN server....
>>254043nothin personnell...
NINES LOVE
>>254060privated
I think a Gura osu! stream would work really well and be within legal boundaries, since there's a large amount of featured artists who can be streamed. Don't know why management said Ame couldn't.
>>254038>>254044>>254045Here's the catch: this only applies to Haato, as soon as Haachama takes over back the channel, she'll stop.
reminder
>>254044Haato or Haachama?the west only cares about Memechama
>>253959Play Minecraft 3 times a week
>>254048>>he’s mad>oh no no nokek cope
>>254044But will it be Haato or Haachama streams?
>>254043ATTACK___ | Shiva__|MAGIC____ | I f r i t__|>SUMMON_| >MODS |ITEM______| T i t a n |
>>254055More like these are amazing numbers for a holo who've fully read superchats only one time in 6 months
I hope Miko keeps going with Nier, and that she makes the right choice at ending E.
>>254043jesas that Subaru is going to give me nightmares
Emma needs to put Shitchama in her place
MIGOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>253947I can see them being better at singing, possibly producing music too. However what is the measure of success? Being able to hold concerts like AZKi? If viewership and sales numbers matter, I can't see them rivalling Mori unless they also build a core fanbase via streaming.
Where have the latinx bros gone? Its been so weird not seeing them here....did they get deported? Mis Amigxs come home....
>>254082KEK
>>253558Pushing aside my /u/faggotry, I do think these two benefit from a close relationship. They both seemed so lonely before. But I wonder if moving in together would just make them both less productive instead of more.
>>253966What if your oshi is in a different time zone? Is it my tonight or her tonight? What if I go to sleep as she wakes up and it's the next day before she goes back to sleep, does that break the curse? I'm starting to think you aren't even a proper witch.
>>253601>Ame's personality type is doomed to a life of solitude and failure.No wonder it's so full of teamates here
>>253900It's mostly just people trying to troll /u/schizos by shipping /u/
We did it EN0 bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-o_bMkzOW0CAM ON TAKAMORI, COVER THIS SONG.
>>254060It was found out there was a non-JP in their JP-only collab.They were swift and brutal.
>>253959Go back to your original voice and catchphraces, also her drunk before streams.
>>253998Not without a switch I won't, I'll watch it though
Haachama is leeching again......
>>253956Imagine
>>254074Please stop, I couldn't resist anymore and fapped to Ame's thighs just last night
>>254119Wasn't Gura 149?
>>254063It should be fine for Haato. I mean, she's quiet, well behaved and doesn't keep trying to pass herself off as EN0.
>>253192Mamaloni's art is so good. Holy shit!
>>253959kek
>>254119>Aqua isn't even 5 feet tallUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I WANNA MANHANDLE THIS RETARDS TINY LITTLE BODY
>>254048Not that anon but what's your problem?If you're trying to bait, at least do it with the girls, otherwise this is kindergarten shit.If you're trying to fit in, then lurk more because that >we had you implying that not everyone is getting those streams, which is retarded.
>>253998I don't have a Swotch so no. But by god that Splatoon stream amde me want to get one
>>253462Based
>>254130141
>>254082What's that accent supposed to be?
Reminder that Akai Haato is officially ALEPH tier
>>254082Lmao
Fertile.
>>254119Sorry Anon, they are already with me
>>254043Did Big the Cat lose weight?
>>254130She's 147 cm/4'7" IIRC
>>254043Towa is also a dwarf, same height with Iofi
>>254130She's 141 according to the wiki.
>>254136>he’s also madholy fuck it’s spreading
>>254130>>254163141cm
>>254082
>>253365this wouldn't have happened if Kiara paid off her church debt
https://youtu.be/8RjH9IFBqd4>that sloppy wet kissI really want to fuck Botan now
>>254145A mish-mash of intellectual sounding accents that don't actually make sense when put together, so that it sounds like an incompetent fool mimicking someone above his status, much like the person who posted it in the first place.
>>254074Also don't forget
>>254130She's 141cm
>>254094They will come when Nenechi calls.
>>254170Well I was half write
>>254119No Towa? she has the same height as Iofi
>>254035Artists get told this unironically tho
Teamates, your last "date" with Ame was back in october, like, half a year ago. What's up with that? Amelia doesn't want to go out with you anymore? Are you even trying?
>>254159Made for threesomes
>>254043Ayo where my boy at?
>>254175You can't touch her until you're semi-pro at an fps game
>>254163here
>>254159But is it young?
>made an absurd joke rrat for fun>inadvertently set off a schizo for hoursI didn't ask for this much power.
>>253066>I have a degree in psychology and know how to analyze human behavior.What the fuck is this post?Is this some elaborate falseflagging attempt working on fifteen layers of irony or did this faggot actually lost it?
>>254175>nowBetter late than never anonWelcome to haglove
>>254145GermanFrenchBritish
>>254099Does immunity doggo's protection also extend to herself?
>>254175>now
>>254194Say that to my face fucker next sunday and see what happens
>>254094do you want us to write in spanish? we're always here you fag
>>254094>latinxanon even as a shitpost please don't do that
>>254179>>254207Danke schoen
>>253601She becomes more relatable every day...
>>254170Tfw Gura is taller than me...
>>254202No, she is millions of years old.
>>253914suiseisuiseiif your oshi changes that easily you're a fucking tard that should neck themselves.
>>254199Ramirez....
>>254169Anon, you're just shitting up the thread with no rhyme or reason. Stop before you get banned.
>>254201>biggest fear: loud stomakand now almost every stream her stomach makes sounds according to her, I've only managed to hear it a few times.
>>254161Unkie!
>>254094Why the fuck would I willingly subject myself to speak spanish when I hate spics even if I'm a spic?
>>253956This is giving me sequel vibes
>>254204Which rrat was it or at least say which branch it was
>>254174Apostasy shall be punished!
>>254082Damn, hearing it is not the same. Especially the "chicken conspiracy".
>>254229gnomechama...
>>253601And that's why she's my oshi
>>254194>he doesn't know every night with Ame is like a date even if it isn't called that way
>>254201I'm happy that she doesn't have loud stomak anymore. But for the love of God please stop eating KitKat too much Gooruh...
*casts a spell that makes Gura remember that she has a job at Hololive that involves uploading a schedule and streaming*
>>254232Watch the video just one more time, anon
>>254236yeah, her noise gate normally blocks it.
>>254230Verily, thou art a knave if thou dost not seize Lady Kiara immediately.
>>253066Oh based, I haven't seen this one in ages.
>>254229Gnome...
>>253914MoriCan't hear soundposts on mobile
>>254236>Biggest fear is her loud stomach>Almost every stream ov hers her stomach makes noiseNo wonder she's always so nervous. She's in a constant state of fear because of her stomach
>>254253Sorry Watamage, gonna a need a higher level spell slot for this one
>>254229>imagine
>>254229L O N D O NONDON
>>254194She's the type of girl who goes all impressive and puts on a show of putting effort into the relationship for the first two months, then assumes the work of setting up a relationship is done now, and we just are. If you were to ask her what dates she went on with teamates, she'd probably say every movie night is a date where they stay in and watch movies, even though no one called them that at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ua2GqVvKATowa looks cute as usual today!
>>254145an idiot
>>254229London?
>>254253*casts a spell that makes her completely forget about it*
>>254253You lack the mana for such a spell
>>254205It's a post from from a couple of months ago. Surprised it got that many (You)s.
>>254258Never said it was a bad thing though.
How do I channel my autism into something funny?t. KFhoshibeat
>>254194Teakeks are unironically the second most keked fanbase outside of chumkeks. Chumkeks have to put up with their oshi goslinging for another girl half the time.
>>254229Built for boomer dick
>>254253You're gonna need like 13 powerful watamages standing in a circle and chanting for 3 days and 3 nights for that spell to do anything, bud.
>>254285that's very cute.
>>254290think of a shit meme and then draw holo's over it.
>>253835True I guessThough I'm sure at least half of it is just shitposting
>>254274So thats where bibi went
>>254292t.
>>254284>they mix it in their mouths while kissing>they both spit it out on anon's mouth afterwards
>>254197Here you go
>>254273Suddenly the large number of watchalongs make sense.
>>254082The fucking accent holy kek
>>254229>Imagine being womanhandled by Mori
>>254251heh... that's the road to friendzone, buddy. you must make it clear that it's a date. dinner = friend. video game night = friend.
>>254311Thanks Soda-chan, saved.
Behold, THE WEAPON HoloEN uses to destroy PEKODAM
>>254220I absolutely love this new meta.Latinx is the strongest racial slur we've found yet, since they don't react to any of the other ones any more, or even call themselves the slur.But you call them a latinx and it's like you slapped their mother.
>>254316>Mori just having her way with you and you can't fight back
>>254285Understandable.Commencing mana transfer.
>>254253>not enough mana
>>254273Man that's painfully accurate.
>>253980Based
>>254273I can definitely hear her saying the movie night thing
>>254266To bad level 10 spells are banned and it fizzles
Gura can do what she wants because she's Cover's 2.1m subscriber golden egg. Gura is well aware of the power she holds.
>>254310Yes please
I miss her...
>>254314hentai
>>254330that can't be rightgoats have no waki appeal
>>253699This part right here gives me an uncontrolable urge to either pet it or slap it.
Why is this dog so cute?
>>254145Are you suggesting this fraud is a Freud?
>>254314I feel the one on the right moves slower for some reason
>>254350https://files.catbox.moe/7ih6mq.mp4
>>254161
>>254357for me
>>254350https://de.catbox.moe/qwxnc2.ogg
Meanwhile in Miko stream, she's finally at route B
I miss the cun cun...
>>254357The dog is for breeding
Amelia she's the worst human being to exist, how does it feel teammates? Everyone is seeing her true color and we hate her now,teammates are so poor and look at her viewership too hahahahahahah
>>254273i-is that not a date night? that was my ace in a hole
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1357371063303217153?s=19Mori love
>>254350LAZYFATMESUGAKI
>>254369
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1357371063303217153?s=19SasuGUH Mori-sama, omedetou!
>>254376nii-chan...
>>254210Presumably if she would be the target of "X will die if you don't Y" then by the broad terms of "Other likewise posts" I would say yes.However by the terms of the image she would not protect herself from something specifically and only targeted on her since all of her protection is for "you".
>>254384>FAT>He doesn't know
>>254384*with outstanding stamina
>>254387>>254383Naruhodo-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>254350It's been 3 days since Gura was last seenI know she's alive and well but she's definitely not ogeyGURA LOVE
>>254385
>>253699headpats!
Gura can't post her schedule she's got a lot ojisans to please once they're done she'll post it
>>254357Because she can.
>>253988That's for the Holos, regardless of how good of a singer they are, they all get the idol treatment of becoming fucking vocaloids. However, AZKi, who is the only current vSinger member, doesn't have that happen, which is why her album is so fucking good. I think the problem is that the same production staff works on all the Holo-side stuff, and they've got a workflow that they just slot the girls into instead of working with them. The only exception is songs that the girls do on their own like Watame, Mori, and Suisei.
REMINDER
>>254405GURA LOVE
THE GNOMES HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME
>>254406
>>254397She is a fatty with energy who eats McDonalds on a daily basis
>>254412Based coupon poster
>>254314why does she look so smugits scaring me
>>254418Reminded.
>>254418Thanks for the reminder!
>>254424>He unironically doesn't know
>>254418>monocle on the right sideImpostor
>>254396Then I dedicate my (you) to Korone. Get well soon, Koronoe's mama.
>>254418https://files.catbox.moe/9rjtxv.webm
>>253601wow she's just like me
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1357372441501306880Guracake.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1357372441501306880KNEELCAKE BAKE-A-LONG TODAY
>>254422
>>254314nanka eroi
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1357372441501306880?s=19ALIVE
>>254405She just tweeted
>>252744wait is there really no nijisanji thread even? what the hell?
>>254284hot
>>254194Nah she is taking-me to watch the Joker movie tomorrow
>>254445>>254446>>254450>>254451I could've used that tweet yesterday Gura. To keep the rrats out of my head. Thank you though.
>>254451UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>253974Seems dumb to hire another vRapper when you've already got the biggest one by a country mile instead of going after the untapped singing market, but I'd love an East vs West style feud between Hololive and some other competent brand. However, Niji sucks at talent scouting and >vShojou
>>254418 mori shidded and farted in the toilet for all attendees to hear?
>>254451Fuck your Towa baby
>>254439Goddamn, now that's a blast from the past.
>>254266>>254285>>254296>>254333You were saying?
>>254459>letting rrats get to your headPathetic
>>254458does SHE know it's a date, or...
gura can make this thread dance with just a few taps of her fingers lol
>>254381Well, if she considers it one, may as well consider it one, but because no one said anything, if she says it isn't then it never was.Quantum dates. Our detective is a smart one.
>>254450>>254451>she is gonna cookWell anon would you eat her cake?
>>254447
>>254445>>254446>>254450>>254451>light fluffy and sweetu-uoh...
What does om3tcw mean to you?
>>254445>>254446>>254450>>254451GURA!
>>254472I don't see a schedule yet, o powerful sheep.she unpinned the other one though, so there's that
>>254480WOULD I!
>>254458Predict which scene she's going to re-enact at the end of the stream.
>>254482Just like Gura herself...
>>254472I KNEEL WATAMAGE
>>254484The biggest yab
>>254379She's a very hot dog
>>254481
>>254436That's a condom, Anon.
>>254445>>254446>>254450>>254451schedule_stonetossfag.jpg
>>254484Is identity
>>254472You don't have my knees yet
>>253601she'slikeme>She'll try to fill that void by hiring tons of male prostitutes or going on tinder and trying to find and maintain some artificial relationship.wait maybe not quite like me
>>254484it beats ogey but loses to rrat
>>254484It's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
>>254487A want to see a repeat of that 3x schedule fail and mini meltdown, that had me in a good mood for the rest of the day.
>>254472You said schedule. I don't see any scheduleI won't kneel to a false prophet
>>254480I would eat Gura's cake
>>254484A summer shrine to hold us over, and to remind us what was missing until the day it came back to us.
>>254484It's the heart.
>>254472why the fuck are wataposters always so powerful
I think the best part about the Niji/Holo Among Us collab was that the Nijis were calling Nene, "Nenemax-san".
>>254499
>>254480Is this even a question? Of course I would eat it, even it cost my life
>>254413
>>254472Kek not bad witch. Now one for the schedule.
>>254484It means this:https://files.catbox.moe/9garsp.webm
>>254480I'll eat all her cakes even the ones she didn't bake hehehehehehe
>>254521wait actually unpinned
>>254480my grandma used to make angel food cakegura is just like my grandma
>>254480i would if i could...
>>254020Did this specific ojisan ever even fuck cunny? IIRC he's from an NTR game and blackmails the MC's wife
>>254524The nijis kneel to the CEO
>>254521>it's actually real
https://namemc.com/profile/supernenechii.1Nene's old mc skin was better.
>>254523She made it to 30 with her hymen intact and became a twisted and arcane dread magus. We are but her humble disciples.
>>254514It's a two part spell. The first was remembering hololive exists, which she did by tweeting. Her new schedule will be out soon as the spell continues to take effect.
>>254539I don't think so kek
>>254484
>>254546I don't see any images.
>>254175Are the RUbros still alive after that?
>>254549Your mana will run out and she'll go back to sleep.
Onegai shark...https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1357372441501306880?s=20
>>254546Who dafuk?
>>245993Yes
>>254523They are buffed by a dual-classed baard and watamage.
The first thing Gura liked after multiple days was an GurAme image.
>>254563Why is Nenechi cosplaying Matsuri?
GOD DANG IT
I fucking hate sheeposters so god damn much.
>>254571Anyone who replies to this after me is a faggot
>>254563How new?
>>254563Her self-drawn new years outfit.
>jwu>missed haato karaoke>goomba johnny unpinned the schedule>GME plummeted even moreWhy did I wake up? Hope Gura has a noose-making ASMR this week so I can join hololive.
>>254445>>254446>>254450>>254451>>254562She's back!
>>254571lol
>>254546Wow, it's a fucking mess, worse than polka's.
>>254571>It's real I'll suck the other anon's cock
>>254571>it's realhttps://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326355021093498880
>>254577Based
>>254571Nah.
>>254577giving them even a single (you) was too much anon.
>>254571I'm a faggot.
>>254383She's also at #38 for hip-hop/rap in the US. Pretty fucking good.
>>254485SHE IS ALIVE
I love Gura!
>>254439The screen transition at the end always gets me
>>254580haato is doing a superchat reading.it feels relaxing, like getting re-aquainted with a long long friend.
>>254082i love you anon, thanks to you my sides are now colonizing alpha centauri.
>>254598Can't wait to see how well her upcoming album will pan out.
>>254484It means love.It means free movies.
>>254580>he didnt buy doge for gura>ngmi
>>254590I fucking knew and I click everytimes.
>>254596They were going to do it anyways, better to catch the retards in a net than let them reply fag-free.
>>254590
God I hope Gura starts doing Polka tier asmr
>>254571Precious angel eating angel food
>>254580Imagine still holding onto meme stocks... Low key I feel bad for all the normalfags that got baited into a short as their first time investment.
bros, why is korone's playthrough so enjoyable?I can watch her play for hours when even actual developers or gamers who play it are unbearable.and she's cheery all 10 hours through the stream.precious doog
>>254580>GME plummeted even moreNever jump on board unless you were already in the know.
>>254324FUCK YOU ZAKRELLO POSTERZAKRELLO HATE
>>254549Liar
>>254525Is that the end?
I have a confessionI'm excited for Gura's schedules because Ame waits for Gura's schedule to do collabs
>>254082The music... My fucking sides
>>254484Free movies and every yab ever
i worry for the future kiara streams.it sounds like that her internet back in austria will make streaming very difficult. i hope that there's stuff she has planned in order to compensate for her bad internet.
I knew Chammers had a stream early since I went to bed two hours before. How was it?
Thumbnail to this only ever looks like Ame's shirt is open and she's wearing tortoise shell bondage ropes underneath.
>>254621Considering how creeped out half her membershrimps were when she did some light GFE previously, I can't imagine how they'd react to ear nibbles and kisses.
>>254082top kek
>>254640> there's stuff she has planned in order to compensate for her bad internet.Yes, a whole new place she's gonna rent.
>>254640Lots and lots of talking streams.
>>254640Kiara will play grand strategy
>>254484https://files.catbox.moe/xburri.mp4
Kanata new skithttps://youtu.be/y_Ua2GqVvKA
>>254571>Posting fake tweetshttps://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1334017308809981953
>>254630Based Z'Gok-E CHAD
Gura isn't mature enough for a relationship, she's only **
>>254474Yes Joker is the most romantic movie ever made
>>253699head like fookin orange
>>254621Literally never.
>>254633Yes unfortunately
>>254528You're really working overtime today Mr. Guts
This artist draws Ame exactly the way I like hera cute shortstack with nice thighs
>>254640Eh, if she can handle it as well as the impromptu Minecraft stream I think we'll be fine for a month or so. Plus we still don't know the actual speed plugged into an ethernet.
>>254640as long as she can get permission for MS-DOS games, we're gonna make it
>>254647They will either adapt or die. I need more GFE Gura.
>>254644The Mega link has been posted earlier in the thread if you wanna watch...
QUICK! SEND YOUR POWER INTO ME! TOGETHER WE CAN MANIFEST THE GURA SCHEDULE. WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME!
>>25466499
>>254661My baby in her belly
>coco is gonna play fallout 4FCUK YOU TODD THAT SHIT IS JUST SKYRIM WITH GUNS
Teammates you better be in your finest attire for this date
>>254621A man can hope
>>254647Gura really didn't seem to care that some weaklings were uncomfortable
>>254663>it's realt. gura's boyfriend
>>254571wait, she released a schedule?
>>254684AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>>254640If only they could do group collabs that won't require high internet speeds. Like a TTRPG full EN collab or something.
>>254684AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>254682Oh nice. I'll check it out then
>>254663>12:56 AMofc its SEAnigger timezone
>>254644It was just a bunch of unarchived english karaoke. You didn't miss anything.We didn't lose anything
>>254663We had a great time playing rhythm games last night
>>254640>Haachama had a shit setup and was forced to do crazy shit>Kiara has a good setup but shit internet and will be forced to do crazy shitMaybe it's a blessing in disguise
>>254647She btfo'd them last time. Fuck Wings for being a massive faggot
AAAAAAH THE SPILLAGE
>>254450>>254451
>>254672i am merely a pretender working in his stead
Korosan please stop making such sexual noises....
>>254684AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>254690hell yeah, i'll shower a day or even two before. can't wait
>>254677>Staceship Titanic offcollab with Kiara-mama.GIB
Finally!
Yo I hope you guys are paying attention to those Korone noises right now
>>254615Speaking of albums, Dead Beats is still at #54 for albums in the US, which is pretty fucking amazing for as long ago as it came out. For context, that's right around where Eminem, Kanye, and Dre are sitting with their old, good albums.
>>254715I'm affraid of Kiara undergoing Chaama transformation. I fear it may create ultimate being
>>254684AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>254684this better work or ELSE
>korone destroys kirby while being cheerfuldamn it, she's too precious
>>254324>>254630>The Pekodam is a Prototype>both these are duds that are bait against Gundamsyou didn't post pic related.
>>254734>It's realuoh
>Gura GFE
>>254663ABAYO SEANIG
>>254640light games probably wouldn't be too badRPGMaker stuff isn't hard to stream, is it? she could probably get some recs from Mori
>>254684AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Koro...
>>254640I hope she has to break into a uni or library or Starbucks or something for mobile hobo streams
>>254734hell yeah gura
>>254728I dont care as long as the Ojisan menance is slain. Anyone can wear the mask
>>253316I actually like it.
>>254711>>254748Funny how editing the time as well as the text draws a bigger reactiont. bored Euro
>>254684THE THREAD IS BURNING RED
>>254684Gura's schedule will be excellent and be posted in a reasonable amount of time
>>254684*blocks your path*
Having notifications on for Tweets by Ame and Gura sure let's me ignore a whole lot of bait.
>>254663>12:56WHY IS IT ALWAYS SEANIGS
>>254734Why do you do this?
I don't know why Mori promised to cover Rap God. It's like she doesn't even pay attention to the lyrics.
>>254684AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>254640I hope Kiara goes full Joel and plays weird kusoge games and bootlegs due to a shit of and internet
i am gonna laugh when gura bakes offstream
>>254749I don't understand why people think that the game you're streaming makes a difference on the internet requirements. Unless you're playing something that has you whipping the camera around like a FPS, stability is much more of a concern then speed if you're able to meet the minimum to stream.
>>254661
>>254688YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSI'VE BEEN FUCKING WAITING FOR THISI KNEW EN WOULD BE THE DOMINO TO MAKE IT ALL GO. GURA AND MORI'S SKYRIM STREAMS, COMBINED WITH BOTAN'S PREY AND WATSON'S FALLOUT, HAVE STARTED THE PROCESS.AQUA WILL PLAY SKYRIM MORE. COCO WILL PLAY FALLOUT 4. IN TIME, EVERYONE, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM WILL PLAY OUR GAMES!IT'S FINALLY THE TIME FOR BETHESDAFAGS TO TAKE THE STAGE
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=799838Korone's mama releasing a Korone illust book, FLOOF.
>>254785yab
>>254684AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>254763NO U
>>254684aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>254684GURA, JP COLLAB THIS WEEK!
>>254684Go watamage
>>254781Are people assuming she meant it would be in a stream? I assumed it was just one of the casual blogpost tweets we were begging her for
>>254788Based
I bet Ame would sleep a whole lot better if she didn't sleep with her phone right next to her.>Oh I woke up? Better look at tweets, like stuff and make a community post instead of going back to sleep.
Has Korone played kirby super star ultra?
>>254766
>>254684AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>254787ENTER
>>254684Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~
>>254734
>>254734gura's english is better than yours
>>254684>Twitter for iPhoneGood luck, lmao.
>>254778While i find this idea interesting i can't help but feel it would be a permission nightmare
All of hololive will play fallout 76 before the end of 2021
https://twitter.com/lucitan1127/status/1357377163041771520
>>254781I would be suprised if it was on stream.
>>254684The love nectar of a maide- a woman in love.
tonight
>>254787
>>254787>none of them will get into mod autismWhat's the point? Bethshit is garbage without 'em. Highly addictive to hoarders garbage, but still.
>>254684AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
SHE DID IT AGAINSHE'S STILL IN THERE
>>254766you're missing out on fun. especially since you don't ignore it either way but just spoiling it for yourself.
Fallout 4 and 76 are decent games. If 4 is the first Fallout game you play you won't be able to know if it's bad compared to the other games
>>254840i wouldn't, but i do think it's hilarious that within seconds people were posting >KNEEL>CAKE BAKE-A-LONG TODAY
holy shit gura
Late Coupon: she wears a skirt of a reason you know.
>>254794Dumbass faggot you can't react to a counter trap with a continuous trap card, as counter traps have a higher priority. Enjoy the shadow realm, bitch.
>>254857I love FO4 a lot because it has the best gunplay among the games. Everything else can be fixed with mods.
>>254856>Towa baby for the 50th time in a row? What fun.
GURA???
>>254865>skirt of a reasonoh yeah i heard that adds +2 to intweird item
>>254873yes. and i click Play every time.
>>254787It's time to start the 10 year long plan
>>254766>Mori liked this
>>254821>it's real
>>254860ES REAL NO ES FAKE
>>254874>It's real
>>254675Sauce?
>>254684LET OUR POWERS COMBINE
>>254847on one of my skyrim playthroughs i made a dragon hoard of all the gems i got in my playthrough and it got so big that every time i loaded my house my fps would dip to 5
>>254874Imagine if she actually tweeted that and then immediately deleted it so everyone thought the cap was fake
>>254684STOP DON'T TRUST HIM IT'S A TRIcK
>>254076Osu team are retards when it comes to people playing the game on different accounts. They might not make an exception for chuubas
>Reine>Ina>Iofi>PochiWhat is this group called?
>>254684It won't be today.
>>254895that's truly outrageous
>>254890EARTH!
>>254684https://files.catbox.moe/sqy8vt.mp4
>>254897Autists would archive that shit immediately, unless it was only for like 5 seconds or so.
Do any of the holos have retro game setups? That's definitely something I would set up if I were a holo.
>>254909R.I.I.P
>>254857Fallout 4 is mechanically a solid game, it's just anything that isn't the nuts and bolts of shooting and looting sucks. I still played it a bunch with mods just because it's still fun to play.But don't even pretend 76 is okay, Todd.
>>254909R I I P
>>254875
>>254897There are bots that immediately capture every tweet the girls make
>>254917what stream was that again?
>>254920Korone does
>>254926Fallout 76 has been fixed it's great now
take your bets, when will Haachama resurface?
>>254909Ina's harem.
>>254944High-school chess player hands touched this post
>>254936people should try to remember this next time someone asks why gura agonizes over what she's writing in a tweet and deletes it over and over
>>254787FUCK YOU TODD, YOUR GAMES SUCK.
>>254926Fallout 76 is one of the best games to play with friends... and looking at your post I can see why you don't like it LOSER!!!
>>254944Its boring
>>254948Based tree rrat.
>>254865that's very hot
>>254663ABAYO
>>254961TODD!
>>254451>>254446>>254445>implying she's going to stream it
>>254788I just noticed the DOOG design kek
There was a Marine x Ollie collab and despite being in these threads day-in-day-out I not only missed it but didn't even HEAR about it until clipfags were done clipfagging.What the shit?
>>254951Not long now.
>>254914FUARE
Just noticed the clearly copy pasted in hairpin monocle.
>>254987Phasmophobia is a thread debuff game
>>254961>>254944Now THIS is Toddposting!
>>254940shopping cart screaming game with Kiara
Why is haachama so calm did she take her meds? Is she the Aussie schizo ogey? J*** W*** U*
>>254961Todd I'm not playing your shitty microtransaction riddled bullshit ever again, fuck off!Also give Obsidian their bonus, they earned it more than you fucks!
>>254889https://twitter.com/salieri09
>>254883I'm starting to suspect that Mori links quite a lot of shipping art on Discord.Gura's latest like was tweeted a day or two ago and shouldn't be on her timeline so it's more likely Enma or someone else linked it on Discord.
>>254948>He still thinks that tweet was fake
>gura start making her own clips>clipfags start to clip those clips
>>254944>>254926100% agree that the game has gotten MUCH better. I have bought all the expansions and am having a lot of fun. I feel the game also really is enjoyable with Fallout 1st subscription.
>>254987>he wasn't here for "your tits are rotting away"Wew lad
>>254987>Didn't even hear about itWhere were you? It was discussed to hell and back when it was initially announced and for the FUCK WHY IS HAACHA--WHY THE FUCK IS HAATO SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT TO FEED HER APPLE PIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>254993Who drew this?
>>254993lol what the fuck.were they going to trace it and then forgot to do it?
goodnight haato...;_;
>Haachama asking Haato for chicken nuggetsmy bwain is bwoken
>>254987It happened earlier today, there was a decent amount of discussion at the time, and we didn't know it was marine until around that time yesterday when ollie revealed it (which I'm assuming is an hour you're not usually awake for)
>>255016I just saw it yeah, holy shit. Only 4 posts in the thread about it though
oyasumi blowmes
>>254852Are word clouds still happening? Haven’t seen one in a while.
>>255002Are not noticing her brief episodes every time Haachama is mentioned?
>>255002Haato is in control for nowWe are now in her Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde arc
>>254920Korone and Okayu
>>254992WIND!
>>254944Did you know they fixed the atoms store? The prices are really fair and agreeable now.
>>255008>>254889his Ames are the cutest!
>>254961>one of the best games to play with friendsAnything is fun with friends, Todd.You gotta do better than that.
Fun fact:Literally all of ID2 has already liked Gura's tweetthey want to collab with her...
>>254992For some reason the thumbnail of this makes it look like she's in that traditional nip archery outfit I think it would suit her better desu
It's over bromies but the time we have Haato in our lives might be short cause Haachama is too powerful to contain
>>255042Thumbnail makes it look like Goya is in a wheelchair.
>>255037IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>254082lmao
Rate it
Dead hours finally upon us. Post Nenechi now.
>>255047False rrat.They want the cake.
>>255037ONION!
I'm in love bros
dead hours...
Pinned schedule
>>255069Based.
So with that tweet will Gura do a baking stream or keep the cake baking all to herself?
>>255047Reine, Mori and Gura collab, two dorks and a shork
I think Gura is going to delay her schedule releases by one day every week until she's back on Monday as the release day again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3_ovAuA7sIna waiting room is up.
>>255047I think you mean they WILL collab with her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L04rTuzRkMkENMA FEARS THE PEAHEN!
>>255072HAATO?!?!?!?!
>>255020https://twitter.com/Beefu188
>>254961ok todd
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1357381656139583489lol lmao guess I have some reps to do during dead hours>Ina Ina Ina....
>>255095Haachama actually embracing the split-personality memes have been great
>>255085this except in perpetuity
>>255047Who's the indie on the right?
>>255047I wish Gura was like Ina or Ame and just accepted their proposals.
>>255073I love my split personality wife!
>>254992>Nip-washing a cute brown knife ear.
>>254385>here mehear...
>>255111Ina's friend!
Anyway, which gooruh would you pet?
>>255065Wonderful! Amazing!
>>255091
>>255126>friendAnya..
Dead hours....
Haachama has freed the concernfag in me. I am finally content. I trust my oshi knows what she's doing. I will stand by and support her 4th dimensional chess game until the end!
>>255072SOUL!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7Ql4D1UnQ
>>255057Sequel when
>>255116This is true. People don't realize declining an invite kind of closes the door with that person for a long timeGura ghosting Haachama meant she wouldn't collab with a JP for a very long time since no one else on JP is as assertive as her
>>255128All of them
>>255128cat gura!!!
>>255128All four
>Coco now has 87 hours in Terraria>hasn't streamed any of those 30 hours in the last week
>>255148haachama sent gura an invitation and gura accepted it. what has haachama done since then?
>>255143>I trust my oshi knows what she's doing.What about the other one?
>>255144https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw6QtqzqEGEThis is the only soulful cover of King.
>>255143>your oshi>Have you realized she is grooming you? How far into the grooming process are you?
>>255169>gura accepted it
>>255179>Ina>Ina wouldn't do that. I trust Ina with my life.
>>255128They all hiss at penis...
>>255178ONEE-CHAN WHAT EVER HAVE YOU BROUGHT UPON THESE LANDS!
>>255190yes, she even suggested several games for it.
Alright, faggots, you know what time it is.>your oshi>what reps are you doing?
>>255116Reine does seem like a pretty easy person to collab with.Unlike Ollie who goes a bit overboard with the tete (unless she meets an opposing force of greater magnitude)
Now pet this bitch in heat.https://twitter.com/vyragami/status/1357382610016559105
>>255179PolkaPolka oruka?
>>255192It's to late for this one...
>>255196not that guy but do you have a timestamp for that? I just remember haachama wanting to play with her
>>255198GuraC++ reps
>>255198>Pikamee. >buying new camper reps.
>>255128All of them for sure.
>>255198>reine>starting my reps reps
>>255178I LOVE THIS ORANGE BITCH!!!
>>253485Gura but only potentially and when she wants to.
>>255198gurai am currently billing $350 an hour reviewing code for one of the largest companies in the US
>>255179GuraI love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura. I love Gura.
>>255116Didn't Gura ask someone if they wanted to collab when they popped up in her chat recently? I feel like she asked Mel to play horror games with her.
I'm really worried about Haachama......
>>255198Gura Modding fallout 4 gonna play 76 later with the boys
>>255209Polka oruka.
>>255178>the fucking "haha" at 1:02I kneel, I won't do my noel king reps anymore
>>255047>Gura thinks she can escape from OllieYou WILL join the harem, Gura sempai
How do you feel about Gura taking 3 days off and sending a cheeky tweet about baking a cake instead of her schedule?Are you frustrated?
>>255232>He fell for the emotionally abusive girlfriend tactic
>>255220How is Pikamee? I stopped watching her after she had another meltdown before hiring that one paypig and Lyrica to become mods.
>>255198Kiaramusic reps
>>255215https://youtu.be/mbqYjssLz7w?t=429
>>255251I want her to bully me about it in the next ASMR.
>>255179GuraI fucking hated foot-centric art but now they're starting to turn me on.
>>254781Yeah I didn't get the impression that she was talking about a stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3_ovAuA7sIna membership.
>>255198>Ina>Gunpla reps, sleep reps
>>255179>ame>purple_gosling_looking_down.gif
>>255251Don't give a shit about her schedule. But angel food cake gives me a really poor opinion of her now. It's a low tier cake, dry as hell.
>>255178>Category: Music
>>254781I don't know why anyone thought it was a baking stream.
>>255047You check their page to see what the have liked? I don't have enough time to do that with all of them.
>>255198GuraImage-ripping, vt-posting, family time, college reps.Also time management reps.
>>255258Anon..
>Curious about streaming it? Co-streaming the showcase is allowed and encouraged so enjoy it live with your community!Square Enix is practically begging Ina to stream that FF14 special annoucement tomorrow.https://twitter.com/FF_XIV_EN/status/1357328247776702464
>>255274But you use that for the ultimate goal, strawberry shortcake
>>255198Calling in sick to work reps
>>255179KiaraShe wouldn't do that, the mother is just there to protect us.
>>255198AkaichamaPretending to do work reps
>>255179>Delta>As her fatherhusband my life revolves around my desire for her to allow me to rest my head on her thighs while she softly whispers dick jokes in my ears... if anyone or thing were to separate me from her I would kill it with my bare hands... I love her... I love her... I love her...
>>255178I can't decide if the Kingdom Hearts stuff in the background makes it better or worse.
>>255179GuraI love her more than you could ever hope to imagine
>>250040Hololive Amelia Watson - Puru Puru Pururin (Member Karaoke Practice) https://files.catbox.moe/g33uox.mp4
>>255283Anon...
>>255198kiaraphysics class reps and warframe reps
Why didn't anya stream among us
>>255255What was the meltdown about?
>>255198GuraI quit my job and now I'm contemplating what to do. Enjoying my time off for now.
>>255294Based
>>255306Wait that's a good fucking question. She specifically mentioned she will too.
>>255294Deltadogs are scarier than most posters in this thread desu
>>255179KiaraHave I realized it? I signed up for it. Why do you think I accept negative wages?
>>255116Price they asked. Go ahead.
>>255274angels eat angel food and she's an angel, anonare you retarded?
Mori Punkpost "Isn't this the prettiest thing you've ever seen in your entire life? It was—it was almost—it was a year ago. It was over a year ago; I held this belt high in the air after I fought for it for the first time in Dayton, Ohio against Minato Aqua and I proclaimed this right here the most important belt in Hololive. Right now, in my hands, as of this day, 6/18/05, this becomes the most important belt in the WORLD!This belt in the hands of any other vtuber is just a belt—in my hands it becomes power; just like this microphone in the hands of any of the boys in the back is just a microphone. You put it in the hands of a dangerous man like myself and it becomes a pipe bomb. These words that I speak, spoken by anybody else but me, are simply words strung together in lucid form into sentences. When I say, I mean what I mean I say, and they become ANTHEMS.You see, if I can be afforded the time to tell all of you here today a little bit of a story. It's a parable of sorts. There was once an old man walking home from work, and he's walking in the snow and he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. He took that snake and he brought it home, and he took care of it. And he thawed it out, and he nursed it back to health. And as soon as that snake was well enough, it BIT that old man. And as that old man laid there dying, he asked the snake, "Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life." And that snake looked that man right in the eye and said, "You stupid old man. I'm a snake."The greatest thing The Devil ever did was make you people believe she didn't exist—and you're looking at her right now. I am the Devil Herself and all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it. You all believed in the same make-believe idolshit that the legendary Kizuna “God” Ai saw some year ago today. No, you see, you didn't know anything. You followed me, hook, line and sinker—all of you did and I'm not mad at you. I just feel sorry for you. This belongs to me. Everything you see here belongs to me. And I did what I had to do to get my hands on this and now I am the greatest idol rapper walking the earth today.This is my stage. This is my theater. You are my puppets and I pulled those marionette strings, and I used your emotions and I toyed with them, you see, because honestly, I get off on it. I hate each and every single one of you with a thousand—and I will not stop! I will not stop until I prove once and for all, that I am better than you, that I am better than Himemori Luna, that I am better than Akai Haato. I'm better than Minato Aqua. Ladies and gentlemen, the champ is here. You don't have to love it, but you better learn to accept it, because I'm taking this with me and there isn't a single person in that locker room that can stop me."
>>255233No, she didn't ask Mel to collab. She asked her if she liked scary games.
Gura WILL do a baking stream today. Mark my words.
>>255179GuraIf she laid a trap for me I would always let myself be caught, it just shows she cares.
>>255307Dick jokes.
>>255322I am not reading this. Someone post some cute ascii art of your oshi.
>>255306>>255310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCrBR4pCGoM&feature=youtu.be
>>255284I don't see why she doesn't. It would be fun.
>>254684AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>255232Good. Don't forget your training Chumbud.
>>255322LET'S FUCKING GO PUNK
>>255324Consider yourself marked.
>>255179MoriShe's forging an army of NEETs and losers into ideal husband material by forcing them to do their goddamn reps, I'm doing my reps and intend to be the last deadbeat standing when the final Deadbeat Civil War fires off.
>>255319???
>>255324More likely she just does a minecraft stream later tonight and tells us about her baking adventure
>>255251no
>>255179>Ame>my life now is just doing my 9-5 then immediately going to sleep after work so I can catch her streams
>>255179GuraIf anyone or anything were to attempt to harm her I'd end it's existence even if it cost my life. Gura is my angel.
>>253601>>253529>>253573>>253853>>254292>>254663always so funny to see
>>255198GURAguitar reps, my fingies hurdd
On a scale of 1 to 10, How smart is Towa?
I'm so mad that Haachama asked Gura live on stream for a collab. That's pretty fucked up.
>>255179gurai watch her specifically to be emotionally manipulated and i am enjoying it very much
>>255198Amesleep which is part of my general staying alive reps.
>>255346Isn't it odd how every HoloEN has their fans ready to go into an end-result ritual where only one will be left for their oshi?>Deadbeats have the Deadbeat Civil War>Teamates have the Teamate Battle Royale>Chumbuds have the Eclipse>KFP will be liquidated until the final chicken is chosen by 10chou>Takodachi will fuse the hivemind into a single being
>>255322>the original pipebombBASED.
>>255232gura ____________________________________________________________Hoocha_____________________________________________________
>your oshi>your yoshi
>>255307It was just a dumb joke that set her off. Literally one (1) guy sent in a ligma SC which she responded to. Then she proceeded to do a thirty minute rant on how unfair it is to make ESLs respond to dirty jokes literally huffing about it before calming down a bit, doing what she was doing before she got upset, then getting upset again completely umprompted and spending another hour complaining about how anybody who does dirty jokes in her chat will be banned. The day after she made an announcement about the new mods and the VOD wound up deleted.Speaking of, I'm not sure if that was when Pika also did ONLY members streams the entire week too.
>>255323I promise you she said "we should try scary games together"
>>255361Every time
>>255380GuraBlack looks cool
>>255198AkiBought guitar last month
>>255179Inai wake up thinking of ina and i go to sleep thinking of ina. also she has singlehandedly opened my eyes to the great appeal of perflat
>>255385Timestamp?
>>255179GuraYes ever since the first Disappearance I've been hooked. She groomed me into a patient and needy little chumbaby.
>>254580>GME plummeted even moreRIP Teamates
>>255322I am going to write finna on Mori's door!
>>255322>I am the Devil HerselfBut I thought she was basically God
>>255198AmeEnglish reps itt
>>253667well that was pure kino
>>255401Another 6 months of ARS supas for Ame!
>>255251How new?
>"holy shit, a tetris game! I finally can play a game with my oshi!">it's on nintendo, not on pcI am much more disappointed than I expected to be
>>255179MoriWhat did you mean by this? Do elaborate.
>>255401Teamate who was slated to be rich, you sold... right? you're not still holding a bag... right?
>>255421Is Tetris 99 not on PC? I haven't played a Tetris game in years but always assumed it was in conjunction with switch.
>>255323>>255397https://youtu.be/OhTgLnLjZ-8?t=300I was surprised nobody said anything about it
>>255198InaJap reps, though I'm only doing it casually now since forcing myself through Anki every day killed my motivation and I stopped for months
>>255373>Deadbeats have the Deadbeat Civil WarNot really, it's just one schizo.
>>255430You know now that I think about it she's probably talking about herself playing Amnesia with Mel as the viewer isn't she...
>>253909anon, now that the dust has settled...
>>255430I love this girl. She does the best that she can.
>>255421>it's on nintendo, not on pcSometimes I forget that not everyone in this place has a video game background, but then I hear someone refer to a Nintendo console as "the Nintendo," and I remember again.
>>255148Good. All of the Haachama collabs sucked and I'd rather not suffer through another one.
GURA GIVE ME YOUR CAKE
>>255361Meidos took some time this time
>>255452Yeah I was confused when he called it "Nintendo" and not just "Switch"
>>255453Fuck off Enma
>>253601>Ame is a dumb loser. She's a massive introvert that craves social interaction and attention but doesn't actively look for it.>She's going to alienate her friends and be alone forever. Then she'll wonder "why am I alone?" and realize that the problem lies within herself.literally me
>>255198GuraWorking from home reps
>>255439That's how I took it. Especially due to the timing of her continuing.
>>255148Prove that it's Gura's fault nothing has happened.
honk honk
The only way Gura can redeem herself is a 12 hour collab where a new guest is cycled every hour.
>>255315Go take a peak through their thread >>132825 they have every right to be like this.Also conceptualize for a second one of the Hologirls or any Vtuber from a big company graduated. You either missed it or they were not around very long but something nags at the back of your mind what if she was my oshi... months pass and you find that person in the indies and you fall in love instantly. You then realized what was taken from you. But it keeps getting worse because you are given constant reminders of what was taken from you. You see how it affected people who were close to them. As you dig you find out almost everything was made up by anti schizos. It would make anyone crazy. Seriously though take a look through the thread the most interesting development was everyone realizing she was the CEO of LARP sex and is no where near as experienced as she pretended she was... also she >>239769 made sex jokes to cope with her crippling depression...
Moona's boyfriend song cover collab with Risu's roommatehttps://files.catbox.moe/f9ps5h.mkv
>>255430I almost popped in the thread to poke fun at Gura for how pathetically meek that attempt to invite someone to a collab ended up being. I honestly think that this was her giving it her best stab, and yet there's no way in hell that Mel was able to parse that as an invitation.
>>255472She should do this so people can shut the fuck up about the collabs forever
>>253682don't worry, I'll take my meds and do my reps today.
>>255401It would be sad if it wasn't so funny that teamates in this thread are literal carricatures of poor americans
>>255476Nice dolphin porn
>>255476I ain't clicking that shit
>>255472That would be kino as fuck
>>255485and you guys are obsessed with stereotyping fanbases, but why?
>>255384lol get owned pedomee
You guys want a spicy rrat? I'll give you a spicy rrat.>Sora interacting with more people as Gura takes the top spot is not a coincidence>there must always be a Daisenpai that cannot be touched by outsiders>as Sora grows closer to her peers on stream, Gura will grow more distant, as the role is slowly transferred from one to the other in time
>>255478It's very Gura though, isn't it?
>>255472just a small chu and a back massage and i'll forget she ever did anything wrong.
>>255198>Morii made this as adobe premiere reps https://youtu.be/nb_F5D2oBk4i wanted to ask for Doom for the QnA and accidentally rhymed Doom with soon and now im writting a rap about it and i dont even like rap...then i'll probably play Mother 3 with a japanese dictionary I have as japanese reps
>>255474>everyone realizing she was the CEO of LARP sexIf you didn't realize that when her twitter got dug up pre-debut then there's no hope for you, it was literally always LARP.
I want Mamaloni's Takamorishttps://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1357388449766993920?s=20https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1357388449766993920?s=20https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1357388449766993920?s=20https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1357388449766993920?s=20
>go to check the Ollie/Marine collab>1hr 5minBros, I'm worried
>>255469Unfortunately pointing out its Enma's fault is pointless since half the thread has turned into I LOVE ENMA :DDDDD
>>255476I clicked the link before I read it and it automatically downloads
>>255435>implying https://streamable.com/4h2axe
>>255500i will always be there to support gura
Why do people want Gura to do a 66 min collab with a JP when she could do a full 3 hour stream by herself? Defend this take.
>>255401So what's the chance that Ame actually bought some given her previous fiscal acumen?`
>>255509the mamaloni.....
>>255509straight up porn when?pls mamaloni...
>>255474Anon, I have their thread up. The nip isn't anything near as bad as the SEAnigs from jp.They've found a place to talk about their oshi. I'm glad.
>>255508People listen to rrats anon. A lot of people didn't really know.
>>255198InaYoyo reps fun
>>255526they think gura appearing on their oshi's channel will make tons of people subscribe to her
>>255509MAMALONIMEDSNOW
>>255435You'll not survive the war, Newbeat.
>>255505>an entire hour and seventeen minutes of Mori deathsThat's good dedication, anon. Your reps will pay off in time.
>>255509oh my
>>255526Because they for some reason think it's a right of passage
>>255474Aloefags... have a hard life.
>>255526They see Gura as object to increase their oshi's numbers
>>255500Daikohai narrative is real....
>>255500Good thing Gura is incredibly entertaining on her own.
>>255526they're shitposters that don't actually care about gura's feelings
>>255198RisuHalf-assed guitar reps, but also wagie reps to buy a car by the summer so I can go to and from college
>>255549I think you're missing the point. It isn't about being entertaining, it's about having friends in close contact.
>>255505good effort anon, blessed be your reps
>>253066>degree >cannot tell the difference between the adverb "then" and the conjunction "than"Shucks anon, I love shizo stuff like this and usually ask for more but since you fail at the first rule of larping "Have godlike grammar", then I am afraid it is over for you.Good attempt.
>>255526They think the only possible way to show respect to Hololive is to collab with them. Even though she sang all those Hololive songs and is constantly gushing about her genmates and her senpai and kouhai. I prefer the Gura that does things at her own pace.
>>255500>Gura was Arthas all along
>>255509good night
>>255516>>255539My bad, two schizos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1tyybVuSBU
>>255179KiaraIt said "This is bait." and I signed up anyway.
>>255562Oh so your rrat was just trash, sorry I misinterpreted it.
>>255536>>255544>>255547>>255550>>255568Honestly didn't expect to see so much support for Gura. Glad some people have some sense here.
>>255572When does she cull stratholme?
>Miko's latest Nier stream starts with 2B being skirtless when she ended the last stream with the skirt on.Oh Miko...
>>255179kiarayes and my fate is sealed.
>>255526because she can do a 66 min collab with a JP and then a full 3 hour stream by herself
>>255540>>255565thanks, i thought it was going to be way shorter but then i was way too invested in it to stop
>>255595elite tastes..
Literally never watched that orange haired girl but just woke up from a dream about her giving me a blowie.
>>255594All the HER fags must be purged
>hololive>no one is liveSo this is Yagoo's plan...
>literally nothing on for the next 12 hours except for the fucking bitchwhat do I do with my life now?
>>255603Why does she need to do a shitty 66 minute collab though?
>>255587You couldn't tell from the Lich King setup? I only make rrats that involve esoteric "forces" like the need for a Daisenpai to maintain order, so no one can bring them outside of here without being seen as a retard.
I hope Amelia likes Nier Automata. She might have to play on easy.
>>253083Never.Bring back Haato.I MISS HER!
JWUDid I miss anything relating to Haachama?Anything else that was interesting?Fuck, having a board really killed these threads
>>255616Member Ina.
>>255509Ahh the mamaloni
>>255509How do I fuck Mamaloni and/or get a Mamaloni GF?
>>255612Cope https://youtu.be/FMGRdju9QDs
>>255619it will be 66 minutes of fun
>>255628What does that have to do with anything?
>>255624>Did I miss anything relating to HaachamaAnon..
>>255624anon, its dead hours + there arent as many schizos and doxniggers
>>255532out of all the good things /vt/ has done, it's given the Delta Dogs a place to talk about their oshi without scrutiny. I honestly wish them the best
>>255179AmeYes, I've accepted that she has me on a leash.
>>255628It's a joke shizo, relax
>Your oshi>oh boy, Ms. Calliope. I'm so glad you picked me up from Eigo classes today. Yeah Ms. Calliope I really like you a lot. I really like you a lot Ms. Calliope, thank you for picking me up from Eigo classes today. Ey Uh Ey Uh I'm just getting this feeling Ms. Calliope. I'm getting this feeling in my body I just don't know how to control it. I don't know how to control it Ms. Calliope. They didn't teach me how to control it in Eigo school. OOO-OOO-OOO MS. CALLIOPE! WOAH LOOK AT THOSE FUCKIN MILKERS! HOLY SHIT MS. CALLIOPE! HOLY SHIT! THOSE ARE SOME BIG ASS FUCKING MILKERS! WOOHOOOO!" unintelligible moans of increasing pleasure "Woo Ms. CALLIOPE I've never seen such Milkers Ms. CALLIOPE! OOOOO MY FINGERS! I'M AUTISTIC MS. CALLIOPE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY FINGERS MS. CALLIOPE!" starts gyrating his little boy crotch in the direction of such astounding mammaries "I CAN'T HELP IT MS. CALLIOPE! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTROL IT! OOOOOOO I WANT THIS ONE OVER HERE! WOOHOOHOOHOOHOO MS. CALLIOPE! THEY'RE REALLY REAL! OO I LIKE THE SKIN YOU'VE GOT RIGHT HERE TOO! OOOO THAT'S A NICE SCYTHE, HOW MUCH DID THAT COST, HUH? YA KNOW MY UNCLE HAS A BETTER DEAL IF YOU EVER NEED TO BUY A NEW ONE. YOU KNOW THEY GO BAD AFTER EVERY SO OFTEN. MAYBE I GOT A SCYTHE FOR YOU RIGHT HERE MS. CALLIOPE. MAYBE I GOT A REAL NICE SCYTHE FOR YOU HERE, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT! FRESH OUT OF THE UNDERWORLD MS. CALLIOPE!" incoherent cackling "OOOOO yeah! OOOOOO MS. CALLIOPE!" deranged man starts humping the Live2D "WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH MS. CALLIOPE! OH MS. CALLIOPE! YOUR SHIRT IS VERY LOVELY AND REALLY SOFT! I'm a little tapped out here Ms. Calliope, but it's still a nice soft feeling though. Oh wait a minute... OH NO! OH NO CHANG! CHANG IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! I'M AUTISTIC CHANG! YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL JENMA ARE YA? I NEVER GOT TO DO THAT TO NOBODY BEFORE, CHANG, PLEASE! PLEASE, CHANG! I-I'M NOT I-I HAVE A DISABILITY! I COULD SHOW YOU MY PAPERWORK! IT'S OKAY! PLEASE CHANG DON'T! d-do-don't chang. you didn't see nothin here. you didn't see anything okay? hey, DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING THOMAS THE TRAIN ENGINE TOY! THAT'S VERY RARE! JUST BECAUSE WE MADE SWEET SWEET LOVE AND I GOT TO FEEL UP THESE BIG OL' GAZONK MILKERS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO MY TRAIN! IT'S VERY RARE!! I ONLY EVER SAW THIS ONE AT THE STORE AND THEY NEVER HAD NO MORE BUT IT'S" sudden change of heart due to a colossal chest "okay maybe it's okay. awww I do like... awwww it's so soft. ooooo they're so big and soft, huh?" fade to black with orgasmic bliss ?
>>255628>>255636>>255612Kill yourself, immediately.
>>255634Right because that RBC, Haachama, and Mel collabs were such great fun and weren't at all incredibly awkward
>>255594>This entire EN generation must be purged.>How can you even consider that Gura, there must be some other way!>Damn it Mori, the leader in subscribers I order you to purge EN Gen 2!>You are not my boy yet, Gura. Nor would I obey that order even if you were
>>255624While the hours are still dead do your archive reps. There are no Haachama anymore, only Haato
>>255653yes and i don't regret witnessing a single one of those.
>>255648Guraw-wha?
>>255653Yes, they were fun.
Alright, I said I'd write a 600 word review after watching one Gura stream, and I went a bit over word count. I'll post it in seven posts.I just want to start by saying I am not a Gura fan, so as much as I tried to be impartial and keep an open mind, there is some bias here. I say that not to come off as harsh, but just to provide context. I hoped to come up with at least a few Gura "jokes" that I enjoy and I have sort of done so, but I'm going to try to analyze a few qualities of her comedy in particular:>1. Referential, catchphrase, and memetic comedy (people do exaggerate this aspect of her humour, but it's present)>2. Frenetic dissociation which constantly removes her from context. This is either performative or unintentional. I think this has the most potential for actual comedy, if she works on it a bit>3. Res ipsa loquitur, i.e. "the thing speaks for itself," which I will explain
>>255549She's a bit hit or miss. When she does hit though she's the best.
>>255384The one who sent the SC is based.
>>255616member botan and watch GuP
>>255624>Did I miss anything relating to HaachamaDo your archive reps for a mega link to this morning's unarchived karaoke. I promise you it's the wildest thing you're gonna see today.
>>255662>>255666Well you can continue to enjoy boring 66 minute collabs that'll waste everyones time and I'll continue enjoying actually interesting streams
>>255670Why do niggers keep asking this dude to write Gura reviews?
>>255648kiarathis is true.
>>255653I didn't watch any of them.
>>255648Your Pulitzer's in the mail, anon.
>>253135How are people simping so hard for Mori?
>>255648AmeFucking imagine what it would be like to have sex with Amelia Watson, and how to make her happiest.The most important part, as always, is the foreplay, and you have to make that into a fucking event itself. Making out with her, of course, but going together for a shower would be the first priority. But not starting anything in there. The first thing to do is to well and truly help get each other clean. Imagine going, bit by bit, soaping her up and cleaning her off, never getting too into it, but making sure to make note of every part of her, pay attention to everything that makes her her, while she grows more and more intense under the attention.When it's done, you wipe each other down, getting closer and closer all the while, until it's finally time to start the real event, going to the bed and laying her out on top of it.Imagine moving up her body, bit by bit, from her toes to her mouth, moving on to each erogenous zone, giving extra time in the places she likes, occasionally teasing her before moving on more and more, farther and farther, until you're on top of her, making out once again, bodies nearly one with each other.Then, just as you're about to start, you wait, and turn the tables, only lightly teasing until you hear her ask you to go the distance with her. You wait to here her nearly beg for it, as the attention high overflows into desperation, before you finally give into that primal desire and truly become one with her.Imagine what comes next, a mess of excitment, no planning, moving by raw instinct and bodily passion, bending Ame into every place she wants to go, stimulating her in every place you can while filling her perfectly, forgetting where the boundary between your body and hers begins and ends, your very mind and soul mingling with hers, where you make her whole and she makes you the same. Everything in the world could be gone for all that it matters to you two; the only thing that exists is you, and Amelia, together as a single unit of pure bliss.Finally, at the climax of your passion and hers, you lose the last remnant of control you had, and she accepts you completely and utterly, as you pump every ounce of baby batter into her warm, fertile womb, the throes of passion dissolving your mind into nothing but feelings of love, release, and the need to get ever closer to each other.As she cools off, you pull the covers over yourselves, still inside of her, kissing and embracing, not wanting to let that feeling of completeness end just yet. The kissing grows less intense, but just as passionate, until she starts to fall asleep in your arms, just as you do hers, still a part of each other, whispering soft words of love into each other's ears, promising to be together and support each other for the rest of your lives. The last thing you hear before drifting off into sleep being her soft breathing against your chest, and you realize:This is what it means to be loved, happy and complete
>>255526I don't want to pressure her into a collab, but I do want to see her collab with everyone, because I think the chemistry that comes between Holos can be really, really good. I thought Sametori would be bad at first, but then those collabs became incredibly fun and entertaining.I actually chart out every single connection of Hololive girls based on their collab chemistry in my spare time. The chart has gotten very big, and there are very few "bad chemistry" stream combinations. I think Gura would enjoy it a lot, if she can find a good collab that takes the language barrier into account.
>>255670Who the fuck asked? Fuck off
>>255682Thanks, I can't wait for it to arrive a week late.
>>255653>GOD i wish these were replaced by 3 hour mario/apex/valorant streams
>>255670Hey, I've seen this one before
>>255670fucking kill yourself
>>255697This but unironically
>>255670That's not fair, I'm not at home where I have my copypasta response to this saved.
I can't wait for Cover to get a good setup for the out of Japan girls to get 3D debuts so we can get EN3DI wanna see Mori's hips and waist in 3D bros...https://youtu.be/XVVHeGbcHM0
>>255670>Alright, I said I'd write a 600 word review after watching one Gura streami've got a better idea for you, faggot. how about you do a one-word review after watching 600 gura streams?
>>255670where's the tl:dr Gura clip
JWUDid gura ever release her schedule?
>>255697i fucking wish
https://twitter.com/Re_riyo/status/1331621660697346050?s=20
>>255710not yet, she just unpinned her old one a short while ago
>>255689>Many people across the world understand the nature of an idol, and her relationship to her fans. An idol wishes to succeed, and be loved by many. Her fans reciprocate that idol's wish, and are granted a form of love in return. For the grand majority, this is a relationship that manifests as a competition to find the peak of the mountain; the attempt to be the world's number one idol, and their fan's support of that goal. A symbiotic relationship forms, built on the pursuit of success.>But this is not the only form an idol takes. Many unique relationships form, and perhaps the most unique comes from Hololive, the world of virtual idols, where a fan and an idol's true nature can be both hidden by the virtual indentity, and allowed to blossom uninhibited by reality.>The most unique may be the story of a clown, the idol who wished to make everyone in her sight smile. She dedicated herself to that goal, slaving away for days and nights on end to entertain everybody that came into her sight. Whether it be a crowd that could fill a schoolhouse or a stadium did not matter; she worked so that each person could find their smile in her.>But as is the nature of clowns, the smiling mask hides the face behind it. The clown's bright face was seen by all, and as an idol, one wanted to grow closer to her, to stand by her, not just as an entertainer, but as a supporter. She gladly accepted their love, and wished to reciprocate their dedication with her own.>As they grew closer, the idol spoke to her fan more. Weeks turned to months, and they grew closer still, as their trust grew and their bond developed. In time, the fan grew curious, and wished to know, why had the idol chosen to be the clown, the jester? When one wishes to climb the mountain, is that not for the recognition of success? Yet, a clown cannot be respected; to give one respect is to rob them of their position at the bottom. A clown is to be laughed at, while an idol is to be respected. And so the fan asked the idol these things.>The idol, who always strove to give their fan happiness, seemed hesitant at first. But seeing the worry on the fan's face, she opened her heart to his request. She told the fan that his understanding of an idol was true. But so was his understanding of the clown, the one that exists to be a joke. She told the fan that it would be great to climb the mountain, and find the adoration and respect. She had tried it before. But her time on the mountain taught her the truth of it's ideal. >The mountain is a cold, dark place. The mountain strips you of everything; your work, your devotion, your pride, all fall away to nothing on the mountain. She thought she could climb the mountain alone, by depriving herself of those traits first. She stripped herself of her work, her devotion, and even her pride, so that she could gain the traits of those who reach the mountaintop. If one must become a shell on their climb, she would preempt the mountain, and become a shell suited to it.>But she had been mistaken. The truth of the mountain was not the same as it's effect. The only path up the mountain is one made by an idol and her fans together. A fan does not come to an idol for the shell; a fan finds their idol in hopes to shelter them from the mountain's damage. This mistake cost the idol everything. She could not attract the fans to bring her to the mountaintop as a hollow shell. In desperation, she attempted to become a hollow vessel for the masses, one who would cross the taboos to provide for those fans who were shunned by all others.>But they could not carry her to the mountaintop. They were too few, and those who came did not come to bring her to the top. Those who came wished to hold onto the idol as their own prize, a tool to satisfy their needs. The idol did not want this, and in time, was broken. In attempting to best the mountain on her own, the mountain had broken her utterly.>The idol lost her dream. Those who saw the idol would be forgiven for thinking they saw a discarded doll. But somehow, it was not the end of her story. She was found again, given another chance. She was asked how she wanted to be known. Her identity would be chosen by her. The girl thought long and hard about what form would best express her inner self. But when she looked inward, she saw nothing, having lost herself to the mountain. A pitiful creature, one to be mocked, one to be laughed at. It came to her; she would be a clown. If she could not climb the mountain, then she could at least bring others happiness as their fool.>Thus, the idol told her fan it all. She winced, expecting the fan to leave her like the rest, knowing the truth. But the fan did not leave. Instead, the fan wiped away the tears that formed on her face and his own, and with a smile, said one thing:>"Let me show you the view from the mountaintop.">And for the first time, the clown who wished to make everyone smile understood what it meant to smile herself.
>>255716UOH
>>255710yes, she's only doing T3 member streams this week, so she sent it to members directly.
I need another Kiara mommy stream
>>255671Sure but that's everyone.
>>255708Terrible
>>255710Yes
>>255705>Trininty too scattered for a single setup>Kiara going back to Australia>Mori won't have a 3D debut without the rest of ENAnon..
>>255689>>255723What is this new /hlgg/ posting meta? Writing wikipedia articles?
>>255401Mark Cuban told me on Reddit to keep holding
KIARA COME TO EUROP PLEASE
>>255705>Mori gets a 3D first since she lives there>ends up dancing in the most unfeminine way possible
>>255648InaHow many times to I have to tell you fucking faggots.INA HAVING ANGER ISSUES IS NOT A NARRATIVE THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME BRING UP TO BE MAD AT INA.I SAY SHE HAS ANGER ISSUES BECAUSE I WANT HER TO FUCKING DOMINATE ME. I WANT THE PRIESTESS TO TURN ME INTO HER SLAVE. I WANT INA TO TAKE OUT HER ANGER ON ME AND SLAP ME IN THE FACE WHEN SHE'S DONE. I WANT INA TO USE ME LIKE A TOY AND THROW ME AWAY WHEN SHE'S DONE. I WANT THE PRIESTESS TO SACRIFICE ME ON HER ALTAR.Is she nice, and sweet, and a great girl, OF COURSE, and I love that, but I want to BE HER OUTLET FOR EVERYTHING THAT SHE BUILDS UP AND HOLDS BACK INSIDE SO SHE CAN BE THAT HAPPY PERSON AGAIN AFTER!HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT FOR YOU PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THIS FETISH? FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
>>255616Aki is will be streaming soon as well>ARKOh...
>>255716UUOOOOOHHH
>>255670Now that's an older one.I think November or early December, i can't quite place it
Wait a second..Gura liked bungles' artTHE amesame shipper I'm sure it's not the first time https://twitter.com/bbbbungle/status/1356696582398357505?s=19THEY ARE
is it fucking copy pasta hours
>>255745College started back up, I bet there are anons with English classes that need to vent their stuff now.
First things first, I wanted to send this sooner but due to circumstances outside of my control I had to delay it by about 2 weeks (update 3 weeks dangit). Shouldn't really matter much in the end. I'm happy with the result at any rate. This comment is too long to skim through for any potential yabes but there shouldn't be any. The goal was to be as open as possble while being as non-yabe as possible and I think I succeeded. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Mori, I have a lot of respect and admiration for you. You honestly intimidate me, but at the same time you are so intriguing. I believe you are what happens when you cross raw talent with extreme dedication and hard work. I love your songwriting. It honestly might be some of the most clever and creative writing I've ever seen. I love how you can just listen to your songs and discover something new you hadn't considered or realised every time you listen to them. I love your double meanings, metaphors, clever word play in both english and japanese, self-aware style and use of even more techniques that I didn't even know about. It's not for everyone but I think you're a great artist who deserves a good amount of recognition. (I feel like there's also such a thing as too much recognition.) --- I think you are inspiring. You've had a positive impact on my life. My own perfectionism often prevents me from doing much. If I don't believe I can get it right I generally won't even start. You've gotten me motivated to get stuff done and move out of my comfort zone. I'm getting one thing done everyday now. It's not much and sometimes I fail but a start is a start. Rome wasn't built in a day but even then I think I should do better. Don't believe that's just my perfectionism speaking. I've started working out again (in any way I can because gyms are still closed) and I am working on getting my drivers license.
>>255737>Mori won't have a 3D debut without the rest of ENYou sure? Gen 5 didn’t give a shit about Nene
>>255526Actually I can agree with that. She should collab with tree rrat instead.
>>255756I never read any single one of his reviews so assumed he was back at it again.
>>255767INAFFWE DON'T NEED THIS ONE AGAIN
>>255757ART CONNOISSEURS
>>255526I just want to see her grow...
>>255752This reply was retarded then and it's retarded now.
>>255745You have any particular reason for being a namefag other than sucking cock?
>>255784Why would that involve pressuring her into a collab with people that don't even speak the same language as her?
>>255772good idea risu you should ask her
>>255793I never said it had to be a JP holo
>>255757Gura is a big enough /u/ schizo enough to go into an amesame's artists profile and like other art if she likes the art enough.
>>255737>Mori won't have a 3D debut without the rest of ENthe other 4 are just going to tell her to fucking do it anyways, you know they will, especially kiara
Uhhhhh is this thread ogey?
>>255791Speaking of trips/namefags what happened to that guy with the "ShaaAAaaaaaaAKkk" trip that only responded to SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK?
>>255756He wrote it when Gura stream SOMA.
>>255732Not really. You generally know what you're in for with the other girls. With Gura it's just a wildcard since she depends heavily on the current thing she's doing (i.e. RDR2 or Minecraft) to retain interest. The other four can do zatsudans easily but she can't really do that without something, and depending on what that thing is it can either be really great or really boring.
>>255737painpeko.jpg
>>255791Hey that's my name, give it back!
IM RISU
>>255809https://streamable.com/hqb7rx
>>255817Nice try, Ollie.
>>255809no, anon, thread going to die soon>Terminal restlessness, also known as terminal agitation or terminal delirium, is a syndrome that may occur near the end of life.
>>255821https://streamable.com/mz87vk
Chama is a literal schizo and belongs in an institutionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbEdlmzQftE
>>255803Did you even read the original post you responded to?
>>255811>"ShaaAAaaaaaaAKkk">SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK?sHaaaAAAAk
>>255791Nah I just really, really like sucking cock
>>255813Disagree completely.
>>255813She's not any worse at inane rambling than any of the others.
>>255832Based
>>255809Dead hours without as many SEAniggers and tighter meidos means we actually have dead hours that don't involve screaming matches for once.They get strange. People pissed in bottles a few days back.
>>255509Chimkin... please think of Mamaloni
You know, for all the "muh language barrier" shit you throw around, Gura could just collab with an ID, right? She has never done that solo, Gurame + Moona therefore doesn't count as her first solo off-branch collab.
If there's one outside collab Gura will do it will be with Reine cause she collabed with her wife, sang her song, and she will remind her of Mori
>Dead Beats, lurking now, Dead Beats, lurking now>Dead Beats, jerk it now!!! Dead Beats, jerk it now!!!- Mori Calliope DEADBEATSDeadbeats??
>Your oshi>What's on Gura's schedule? Skyrim? ASMR? Something else?
>>255509Wow, she really does self-insert as Kiara, huh...
>>255828Cutting edge artistic geniuses often seem insane to normal people
>>255854GuraOnly member streams this week
>>255848You guys don't even watch the goddamn IDs
>>255848She could. And if she's comfortable, she probably will.But collabs need to be a two-way agreement. Both people need to want to collab. If Gura doesn't want to, then that's the end of that.
>>255852Wow! Welcome to like 5 months ago!
>>255813Gura thinks she's bad at zatsudans, but she's probably one of the best outside of Kiara
>>255848Accent barrier.
>>255860I would too
>>255866Deadbeats have always been lurking and jerking newfag
>>255737>Mori is now alone in Japan
>>255848Why are you so desperate for her to do a collab for the sole reason of doing one?
>>255854kiarahorror game kusoge, skyrim, rdr2 and a members ASMR stream.
>>255813not really
>>255870that might only be the case if you like her, but i like her a lot and i really enjoy her zatsudan streams (and the ones where she thinks it's a gaming stream but it's mainly zatsudan).
>>255854A Hat In Time. I hope Skyrim never comes back.
>>255854guraskyrim, reddead, member asmr and watchalong, kuso horror game, minecraft and an ame collab
>>255879Mori should collab with senpai's
>>255860That analysis that Mori is who every woman wants and Kiara is who every woman wants to be was pretty legit.
>>255874reine's still in, then.>>255882it's literally because it's something that she hasn't done that he says she should do so he can shit on her.
>>255870I'm shocked at how good she is. But personally all five have impressed me.
>>255891You don't want more of this?https://streamable.com/f6exnf
>>255870I like Gura but she's not too interesting in zatsudans.
>>255864I'm a solid ID2fag. Ollie would be a great choice, or Reine if zoombie's hyperactivity is a concern.>>255865>>255882She won't grow as a person if she never learns to talk with people beyond her immediate circle.
>>255854please please anything but h*t in t*me
>>255549To be honest the first Gura streams i watched outside of Karaoke were last week's Skyrim and RDR2 and I straight up don't get it, she's really not that entertaining compared to Ina, Mori and Kiara.Obviously could just be game choice or weak streams but it was rather disillusioning
>>255893Sho... I mean senen hunting with Suisei
Ever since than anon mentioned watching basketball americans reacit to Mori raps, I've been seeing those videos in my recs and watched couple of those. He was right, they really dig it. And they really praise her lyrical talent, saying that weird beats she chooses are holding her back.
>>255902Who gives a shit? I don't watch Gura to see a boring collab with Indogs I watch her for her.
Maybe Gura was waiting for her new ASMR mic to be delivered to decide what she will do?
>>255621I'm tired of the "Amelia is bad at videogames" rrat.
(you)r oshi is a WHORE
>>255902>She won't grow as a person if she never learns to talk with people beyond her immediate circle.What exactly would any of us do about that?You can't force someone to grow. Only they can choose to grow.
someone organise trivia night stream
>>255902Joining HoloEN in itself was a big jump in "talking with people outside her immediate circle." Stop being a fucking idiot. She's going to collab with other Holos, there's no rush. Let her be.
>>255848>>255902If it was that much of a deal trerrat would've done it if she lurks here constantly
>>255917No.
>>255897gura...
>>255898Dog water take. Neck yourself.
>>255854GuraLet see... Minecraft, Member Karaoke, Super Mario, RDR2, Skyrim, Rhythm Game (Project DIVA/Taiko), Member Watchalong, A Hat in Time
>>255917really unlikely, unfortunately.
Sometimes when I'm chirping someone oshi I think that it could be rratman on the other end and feel bad
>>255848she COULD do that but then she would have to talk to a stinky fucking indog
>>255918yeah she's quite good for a woman
>>255920I love Kiara no matter how many cocks she takes
>>255526When even your second most subscribed genmate has done collabs despite being utterly autistiv about the whole idol thingy yet the one who is the most familiar with it won't do it.Gura at this point is the Ayame of the EN branch.
>>255882I want to hear Gura and Risu singing collab
>>255886It was funny when chat and Gura silently agreed Amnesia wasn't worth her undivided attention and just started rambling.
>>255944t. treerrat
Some chumbuds take the "daughter" part of daughterwife way too seriously.
>>255944treerat karaoke onegai...
>>255910The ones I've watched really know their music comp, and aren't just blowing hot air. I was really surprised. Some even pointed out the unique swing/ragtime beat she uses whenever she goes into "deadbeats swinging now" which I honestly never even noticed until I had it pointed out to me.
>>255956Please andastan they're desperate for Gura. Any slight criticism is a direct insult right now
>>255944Scratch that, I just want to hear Risu singing
>>255956I prefer daughterdaddy
>>255956you leave her the FUCK alone or i'll pound your face in
>>255891>I hope Skyrim never comes back.fuck you
>>255870I only like her membership zatsudan. She feels more natural in member streams. I have a hard time enjoying her public ramblings because they feel like she's uncomfortable and trying to force herself to entertain constantly.
>>255198AmeArt and guitar
>>255926Having taken one step forward is no excuse to quit taking another.>>255924If that's the case, fine. She'll stay untouchable forever. I can almost respect that, but it's kind of a pity.
>>255956>Spending 18+ years raising a daughter and not fucking herYou can't be that pathetic, right?
>>255905People have tastes. Ina has never said a funny thing that wasn't just a reference imo.
>>255963>criticismogey
>>255973It's supposed to be about the juxtaposition
>>255891faggot
>>255654kek
>>255963>They>Any slight criticismIf you ain't even a chumbud you have no right to criticize, same goes for the ones complaining about Ame's schedule.t. mate
>>255972Fuck YOU Todd, unmodded Skyrim sucks
>>255944>>255965This. Risu, please, it's been a long time since last a capella stream...
>>255918She'll obviously be able to beat the game but I'm curious how deep she'll go with the RPG elements.
>>255198MoriHOI4 reps before Guitar and French>>255977>>255394>>255365Chads
>>253252Ame was supposed to do a charity stream?
>>255985>Someone mentions that Gura needs to do more collabs beyond EN or she'll never grow as a person>People get upset and say she's fine if she doesn't / can't do it
>>255905Gura talk about relatable things but makes them interesting by her technique and enthusiasm.
>>255956Did Batschizo not tip you off?Gura is an ADULT WOMAN who I want to FUCK, not a child I want to protect
>>256007>Schizos upset that people don't give a shit about 66 minute JP collabs
>>255978The way you speak in finality is annoying. Nothing about Gura's growth has stopped, you have no idea what she has coming in the future.
Japanese is hard to learn gusy
>>256018You're just proving my point here.
Ame and Mori are the dudes of EN but I would say Gura is the most manly, if that makes sense
>>253851If it isn't our shitbird.How long do we need to wait for you to give us an update on how you "nearly died" this week?
>>255848Gura's just lazy.
>>255942Mori lives and Japan and knows some Japanese. Gura does not. Horrible comparison.
>>256007do you even know what "criticism" means?
>>256025And you proved mine
>>255902>Ollies hyperactivity with Gura's brratinessI need this
Chumbuds are getting uppity today.
>>256045no u
i love you, gura.
>>256029Explain your reasoning in 3 paragraphs or less.
Haacha love!
>>256045Rent free
>>256045Do takos really?
>>255198MoriFit reps, getting out of the house reps, law reps.
Stop this.