/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Didn't even know he was supposed to be a detective.

>>25395509
t. eamate

Come on, Mysta didn't even diss Hololive in the Discord leak, why do you gotta use him for your tribalfaggotry?

>>25395509
How will we ever recover? It's over...

>>25395595
In the eyes of the Holotribalist
If they aren't Holo. they're after holo, coping from not being in holo, or ex-holo now ant

>>25395509
Let me guess; she won't be held responsible because shes allegedly going to die in 20 years or something.

>>25395595
>use him for your tribalfaggotry
Not Mysta, but the queen of ''''''unity'''''' Mousey not acknowledging Ame.

Reminder that Mysta and Amelia are literally the same chuuba
>Both time travelling detectives
>Both grew up poorfags until joining their respective vtuber corporations
>Both hiccup constantly
>Both own both a dog and cat
>Both have complicated relationships with their whores of mothers
>Both shy and socially awkward
>Both barely speak in group collabs to the extent you forget they're there
>Both former Twitch streamers
>Both said gamer words regularly in their respective past lives
>Both fly off the handle easily when playing video games
>Both Apexfags
>Both have an extremely parasocial fanbase, having done BFE/GFE date streams in the past
>Both of their most popular ships are with the "star" of their respective groups
>Both have no driver's licenses
>Both are piss poor at Japanese
>Both have a Metric - Lost Kitten version with themselves
>Both shit at singing (fans watch their karaokes for the SOVL)
>Both have terrible personal hygiene
>Both la creatividad of their respective gens
>Both can't cook for shit

>>25395509
How many models does this bitch have

>Ame is a detective and loves dogs
>Mysta is a detective and a dog
Omegatranny please I've never asked for anything before just let these two collab

>>25395715
Every time you ask she gets 10 more.

>>25395509

>>25395683
Except she did though. A bunch of times

>>25395703
Except Mysta has a bigger vieweship, bigger akasupas, more fun content, and some SEA girl he proudly pounds into a baby factory every night while pretending to be a bottom for the fujobucks

>>25395703
THEY ARE

>>25395806
post tits woman

>>25395729
Mysta is a fox, thus why Nina always calls him her son
Then again, it doesn't take much for the leech to call any of the boys her "son"

>>25395857
Nina calls literally everyone her son/daughter except maybe Vox

>>25395835
Do you think a SEA fujo would be able to type the second half of that sentence without convulsing into a full schizo meltdown?

>>25395806
Post your membership or kill yourself.

>>25395703
>Mysta and Amelia are literally the same chuuba
except one is a Flip, eeew. The other is a glorious citizen of Burgerland!

>>25395906
bro, i'm a /vt/ shitposter, do you HONESTLY think i sub to ANYONE?
Though i did get a Petra and Selen gifted subs, so i thank some of you

>>25395964
>One is a flip brit
>One is a hispanic american
They truly are eerily similar

>>25395595

>>25395906
Mysta fans, Hololive fanbases probably won't take well to male collabs so we should avoid it. But i wouldn't mind it since the detective theme makes it interesting.
Maybe one day we will get Ame on Mousey's show though.

>>25395743
How many models does this bitch have

im shipping Ame and Mysta

>>25396100
That's how you end up with a dead Ame and Mika found with 10 pounds of bread in her hotel room

>>25395857
wish Nina was my mommy no cap ngl

>>25396100
say that on Twitter, coward. Don't forget to use Mysta's tags

>>25395509
How would their collab go?

>>25396225
Both of them staying mostly quiet, with Mysta letting Vox or Fulgur in to the call to save him, while Ame expresses her Tommy Hart

>>25396100
>Petra Anya
>Covid Sana
>Ame Mysta
>ALL HOLO x NIJI
T-THEY ARE???

>>25396213
I've said he should try to collab with Ame in members streams :)

>>25396313
>Mysta
>Ever doing members' streams
Good joke

>>25396266
>Tommy Hart
The first member of StarsEN?

>>25396225
>how would their collab go
Two suicidal edgy adults collabing, not fun

>>25396297
Ame and Selen are true ship. You are out of the loop

>>25396225
Mysta would try to crack some jokes and keep a conversation going and Amelia would probably laugh awkwardly and fail to keep the conversation going. I used to watch a bit of Amelia and I remember her being quite awkward in her first initial collabs with people. Mysta's bad in group collabs but he's generally alright in one-to-one collabs. He'd probably censor himself quite a bit - one, because he doesn't want to make anybody he isn't familiar with uncomfortable, and two because Amelia is an idol.
It'd be alright. But this is a hypothetical and if it were to actually happen both of their fanbases would get pissed.

>>25396225
>Ame talks about her weirdo hobbies
>Mysta regales her with stories of his abusive childhood
>both completely fail to make significant progress in whatever game they play together

>>25396350
I am not membered to the fag. But seriously? he hasn't done any members stream? why?

>>25395703
>Both la creatividad of their respective gens
listen i like mysta and all but...

>>25396455
Kek, no shit buddy
He's only done two. He's just focused on growing his channel and members' streams don't really do that. He's a terrible numberfag. Still love him though

Ametards...

Why are nijibros so rent free over hololive? There was no way that Ame would ever go on Ironmouse's show. That's like laughing at someone for not being on Jimmy Kimmel.

>>25396525
OP is a self-admitted shitposter doing it for the (you)s but let's not pretend that Ironmouse isn't besties with HoloEN at this point

>>25395672
>held responsible
for what exactly? are you really this autistic?

>>25396525
ame used to be best friends with literally silvervale anon
it's just not good for the brand, but she'd do it if she didn't care about money

>>25396489
post tits

>>25396560
>isn't besties with HoloEN at this point
change that to Mori

>>25395532
Same desu

>>25396648
>but she'd do it if she didn't care about money
Don't group my oshi to your full-on pandering fags in Luxiem with pre and post celebrations streams.

>>25395509
when will she have another myth on her show?

>>25396455
He's really obsessed with numbers, a member stream = one day of normal stream and incline wasted

>>25395703
impossible, mysta is a total numberfag and ame is the anti-number chuuba.

>>25400053
Gura is lined up after EN3 debuted. Screenshot me. I just know

>>25400476
>gura
>ever slightly risk her opsec

>>25395509
>says she wants to invite Kiara
>never happens
>Kiara adresses, saying she only learned through a friend, it and says she'd be up for it
>still nothing
Yeah she's only ever gonna invite Mori's clique to this, Ame and anyone else can get fucked.

>>25401311
How is that a bad thing?

>>25395509
Is that Ironmouse's new model? Why is it so ugly

You have to suck Connor's dick to get invited.

>>25395509
Is this the guy that was supposed to have a burger hat?

>>25395703
I want them to have sex now

>>25395743
How many times should I ask so she gets a cool mecha-themed one like Zen?

>>25396024
When you put it that way....

>>25396166
Why bread

>>25402357
older one actually

>>25395509
Isn't that the menhera?
He probably isn't even his own favorite detective kek

>>25395964
You mean spic which is basically another flavor of flips.

>>25395509
Detective? He looks like he's from the anime adaption of Fear and Loathing

>>25395509
The shitpost that 'Mysta looked liked a Fastfood mascot' predebut stuck to me and for the longest time thought that he was actually one

>>25401311
Because she has a list of guests she wants to have on and that she's asked already and arranging for a Holo EN member can be an ordeal particularly when Mouse's health has been shit the last few months from delays in getting her plasma/meds and now she has covid. She probably doesn't want a repeat of what happened with Risu.
I think with Haachama it was an it's now or never type situation since she actually DM'd Mouse so she took her shot.
>>25403041
It's not. It's the second version of her demon form and her new main. I think Rosu did a much better job this time.

>>25404281
looks indistinguishable to me from the first version and STILL looks like some blingee shit. mouse, do better.

>>25404422
Well, I disagree and think it's cute as fuck.

>>25395743
I am not up to date with Iron mouse, but legit question. how many models does she have?

>>25404994
dont even care about this group since the cute pink one cucked her fans but best mouse was undoubtedly picrel or the 2d one she used for most of last year

>>25395668
Wrong, I just hate all of nijiEN

>>25395509
I mean DESU. what kind of detective work has Ame even done? She has not done a bio/lore stream of any of Myth girls. She drop her accient like 4 streams after debut. It be better to have her be a detective cosplayer like Marine and Aqua. Just because I dress up as a firefighter doesn't mean I put out fires. It means I get paid to strip down and dance at women's bachelorette parties.

>>25406116
Who hurt you?

>>25395806
CRINGE

>>25395715
I miss it bros...