/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>25393282
>Previous streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3GHk5lEqxU
>【Miitopia】 CUTE or CURSED? w/ MES timestamp
https://youtu.be/iEgsJ7825Ro?t=6995
> Reps : 【The Legend of Zelda: BOTW】Remember Mumei...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6lNFwAeLHo

Useful links
>Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
>Fanart hunting links
https://pastebin.com/p0xDLG8K
>Tools : YouTube & Twitterspaces recorders
https://rentry.org/35q46

Database
>Library of /who/LEXandria
https://rentry.org/ei9vd
>Most recommended streams if you're new.
https://rentry.org/4tckvx
>List of members streams + brief descriptions
https://rentry.org/7tb3o
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Updates:
Weekly Owl moved to Rentry
https://rentry.org/kpbge

Owlcams :
https://youtu.be/watch?v=SVHaGjjPgEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYkUySSjJog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTz8tav2SCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKmGBVHvlns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbpW9By1bA

I don't want to rape Anya.

>>25393282
>>25393318

OWL LOVE

>>25393412
Don't bully the intern

>>25393463
Is intern rapeable?

Nice subject

Nice subject line nerd

>>25393513
>>25393535

Obviously, this is the evolution of stealth threads.

Nakadashi Mumei

Wanashi Mumei

>>25393546
If I must

>>25393546
Yeah, by me.

I love Mumei!

>>25393585
I wanna pat her

>>25393633
I made this post.

>>25393282
OP... you failed

>>25393684
Yet here you are, posting in the thread I made upon finding your way in. I have succeeded... with scuff.

Why do we need a stealth thread

>>25393652
Hold your horses, TSA-chama.

owl indifference

>>25393713
Because it's cooler that way baby

>>25393713
Because intern was not raped enough. It's a fine line between menhera and innocence, and breadbaker has been slipping lately.

>>25393713
'Tis naught the stealth thread, 'tis the "Intern jobs" thread.

>>25393713
Intern scuff. There was a worry earlier that printers would invade the thread to blame Mumei for Haachama’s Anniversary mishap, but that that died within that global thread. Dumbasses couldn’t even provide a bogus timestamp to trick EOPs.

Moom

What is the current count my hooties?

>>25394067
6

>>25394067
I swear, I won't even be putting a subject while you're making three threads' worth of a countdown..

>>25393710
You can't hide /who/ from me

972 and dying

>lifesigns
971

おっぱい

>>25394518
needs chopping off and reduction

>>25394518
too big

>>25394557
mumei's next outfit should have huge tits because the kimono makes her look flatter. the next level of "premium medium" is a completely variable breast size.

>>25394689
>flat in kimono
even fauna and to some degree kronii look smaller with the kimono. it's normal and expected.
the premiums are fine the way they are, even if they are hidden under layers of clothing.

>>25394737
i know i understand the concept of kimonos i'm just saying make her tits bigger

>>25394762
you killed a hootie. you monster.
970

We are Mumei's Centuria!

Ave Mumei!

>>25394794
Are you able to explain to me what your counting is for, I must have glossed over it.

>>25394829
Still-living hooties

>>25394823
AVE!

>>25394829
The hooties that are left.
They are dying because moom left and /who/ is being a silly willy.

Moom will return to safe the last hootie!
Just believe!

Moom

>>25394895
I will be saving the last hootie for her, don't worry. does Mumei like jerky, or is it too tough for her teeth?

T-Tell Mumei... tell her... hoooooooo...
To my 970 hootie brothers... stay... strong...

>>25394823
AVE!

>>25395437
Your wishes will be carried on, brother...

969

>>25395437
you can tell them yourself when they join you.

>>25395518
You can't just murder hooties!
968...

>>25395538
967

What happens at 0 again?

https://twitter.com/9yah_/status/1532474081920303104

>>25395612
Supposedly Mumei returns once all 1000 hooties have been mercilessly slaughtered.

OH SHIT MOOMS DROPPED A SHORT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv3hg62_l8U

>>25395628
So she gave in to lust totally.

>>25395628
yes. no saving her,let her fall!

>>25395628
What's wrong with her?

>>25394823
Ave!

>>25395638
I'm watching it on repeat right now

>>25395700
Everything is right with her.
She might just have lost the fight against the horny.

>>25395628
Femhooman Secunda has completely fallen. Good.

Do you think she's having fun with Marcel before she needs to visit the shitbird?

Oh boy, start the timer!

I like the new meidos.

Mumei WILL inspect Bae's gash up close to ensure it's ready for 600 hours of breeding with Hope.

Great.

>>25395910
godDAMN that was quick. Good job, meidos. Speedrunning that shit.

>>25395826
Fuck off

>>25395946
>Do not reply to bait and 'invitations' to doxxshit, shitstirring or dramafaggotry- hide, report and move on.

..is this the power of meidos working as intended?

Moom

Dox would be interesting if it was anything actually new. But seanigs can't find anything by themselves.

https://twitter.com/gyaheung/status/1532346251173277696

>>25396071
How about we stop talking about that and do our Dilemma reps instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_MPvKf0IDE

>>25396096
Stream Dilemma, you say? The cover by Nanashi Mumei of Hololive EN Council? The Guardian of Civilization? What a concept!

>>25396096
I'm not listening to vocaloid shit. Moom should learn from chimken about synthwave.

>>25396118
To be 100% honest, both are YMMV and very dependent on how much you like the girl singing it.

.. poor hootie
966

>>25396074
Mumei should retweet it.

>>25395992
Mush draws horny art, when are they dropping horny Mumei art?

>>25396074
how do I get my own kromei in life

>>25396118
just stream anustart instead or hikaru nara

>>25396170
Tweest: the horny art features Nightmaremei and rotting corpse tits

>>25396195
Or just mute it

>>25396209
>Nightmaremei horny art
why yes please..?
i don't think i should have that reaction. i put all the blame on that silly owl corrupting me

965

>>25396190
be a cute bullyable christmas cake autist or be a cute bratty yet (mostly) responsible weird dork. also be a girl. also build up intense sexual tension but don't sleep with eachother when you have the chance.

>>25396209
I’m sure someone is into that, also they draw pits, owl pits please

>>25396395
964

>>25396411
You didn't get the question. "Getting kromei in your life" means witnessing two lesbians going through their thing, not taking part in it.

god if you're going to do this countdown shit at least go in 5s or 10s.

>>25396549
Just watch, don't partake. Mumei would approve

>>25396074
>no underwear mumei.
Based

>>25396551
Suffer!

>>25396551
And run out of numbers before Mumei gets home?
963

>>25396624
"Suffer" works when you're making hooties cry, or otherwise reminding hoomans that they'll never have a Mumei gf of their own, its not for actual spam

>>25396551
weak

>>25396074
what the owl doing

>>25396843
Me

>>25396843
Picking a very special berry

>>25396170
Moom

>>25396549
hang around your local dog park, find the most awful anxiety ridden dog there and get it to trust you over time. 8/10 chance it belongs to a lesbian couple. From there just be sure to never jokingly propose a threesome.

>>25396894
it still looks fucking badass.
i'd even wear that on a shirt or something.

>>25396932
Ha, here it will belong to some russian Karen variant or schizo babushka.
I'd rather not.

>>25396551
t.intern who doesn't want to work

>be Moom
>open thread
>see hoomans going batshit insane
>don't reward them with twitter update

>>25396963
Moom

>>25397113
she already forgot about the shorts and the updates are rather basic 'hey, i'm still alive'.
i want to believe she trusts us not to go schizo.
or has started to crate train us

>>25397113
Why would she reward this bad behaviour?

>>25397268
>Mumei treating us like a pet
God that’s kinda hot

>>25397113
yes, we know she hates us

>>25397357
No. She hating us would mean she feels at least SOMETHING. It's actual owl indifference instead, and it hurts.

>>25397344
>moom loves animol
>animol never got crate trained
>starts to train us like another pet
>hoomans are getting the crate training
she really loves us

Mumei hates you guys.
She only likes me!

>>25397507
shut up animal

>>25397357
>>25397476
>>25397503
>>25397507
There is no VTuber alive that doesn't feel at least a slight tinge of contempt towards people who spend their days obsessing about their cartoon tits.

>>25397507
t. Me

>>25397572
And it's the cohort that's most likely to SC. Such is the duality of beta bux cuck lyfe!

>>25397623
Speak English.

>>25397714
It was modern english, which just happens to be totally indistinguishable from nigerian in daily use, you bigot!

Kronies, get out.
Only Moom love allowed.

>>25397503
From moom to mom…

>>25397998
>Moom was crate trained by Mother Owl
>it was around that time she started getting her sleep paralysis demons

THE OMEGA DOOT

962 I love (you)s to Mumei

>>25398055
Teaman please

>>25397998
gyaheung...

oh hi

>>25398795
get off /vt/ for at least three days or else you won't heal your sensation of burnout, Moom.

>>25398032
>Mumei is crate trained
God that’s kinda hot

>>25397344
>>25399436
now kiss

>>25399436
But is she also litter box trained?

>>25399543
No, but Nyanashi Mewmei, her cousin, is.

>>25399552
I miss Mewmei

>>25399487
But anon that’s just me…

>>25399669
then kiss yourself. Mumei will watch.

>>25399669
>>25399738
YOUR OWN CLONE
NOW NEITHER OF YOU WILL BE HOOTIES

>>25399669
what do you mean, we miscounted?
961, i guess ...

imagine mumei

>>25400088
I'm imagining. She's incredibly cute and also a huge goofball! What now?

960
who is eating itself alive

>>25400139
I was going to say something dark and weird but your response is too cute anon have a nice day

she really is the /who/ is cute poster, isn't she?

>>25400482
Thanks bro, you too. I appreciate the nice Mumei thought you spurred in me.

959
my sanity is on decline

>>25400507
She’s the “owl indifference” poster

>>25400857
>she posts it to try to convince herself not to get too close

958
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>25400991
Mumei, it's 7 PM.

be honest, are you going to be disappointed if the trip to austria doesn’t happen?

>>25401107
She's in Japan right now

>>25401216
If she comes back early then not really.

>>25401216
Extremely, but mostly because I know Moom will be devastated, not so much for my own mourning of lack of content.

>>25401216
Why shouldn't it?

>>25401288
le coof

>>25400857
Mumei is a kronie?? it all makes sense...

>>25401216
a little, chances like that wont come that often with everyone being busy and all.
but better safe than sick and being 'stuck'

>>25401306
Isn't she in dusseldorf the whole weekend? Doesn't look like coof to me.

>>25401374
Mumei fucking loves Kronii, why would she not be a kronie?

>>25401496
loving Kronii is different than being a kronie, especially an /inf/ kronie

>>25401623
True, but Moom is also a fucking schizo.

>>25401374
Mumei is just kronii’s gf!

>>25401652
Mumei is Kronii's wife. She is FAUNA'S girlfriend.

>le schizo is everything I am slightly discomfortable with

Alright, let's settle this: http://poal.me/1jru4b

This is my mischievous owl wife.

>>25401732
I don't go to doctors because they're all glowniggers in disguise

>>25400988
I have a feeling nowadays she doesn't need to convince herself to not get too close. She just has to browse /who/ for five minutes a day.

I saw this from global and wow, it really sounds like Mumei... Are we sure it's not her?
https://youtu.be/kRKs2P4k3kM

>>25401407
I hope, by some twist of fortune, she gets stuck in my city at some point of her journey.

>>25393282
>DXLIII
what?

>>25402079
You would never know

>>25402023
She doesn't sound like that husky at all, what are you smoking

>>25402120
it's I more than DXLII

>>25402120
Intern did a oopsie.

>>25401732
Not gonna work, me and my 10 other selves voted, also I made the last 37 posts

>>25402120
Intern was cute today

Intern-kun going to do his sleep reps, enjoy the twitterspace ASMR Karaoke Zatsu accidental GFE and get ready to bake one yourselves.

how we holding up, fellas?

>>25402120
Not intern-kun but what's wrong with it? Last thread was DXLII right?

what would you do if mumei told you to lick her asshole or she'd tell the police and everyone you know that you raped her

>>25402444
No /who/ so filters dont show it.

>>25402444
I forgot to add /who/ - Nanashi Mumei General before the roman numerals. It was an accidental stealth thread yet still attracted printers, so it was a total failure on every level lolololol

>>25402495
An important part of stealth threads is that they aren’t linked at the end of the previous one.

>>25402560
Or you know, I'm calling it a stealth thread to cope and seethe and dilate

>>25402440
I'm gonna commit hooicide

>>25402593
I know, I’m just pointing out that it missed the most important anti-printer countermeasure because it wasn’t intended as a stealth thread.

https://poal.me/v3rj7s
time to settle the most important question

>>25402853
both

>>25402853
Mumei is NOT cool. She's a huuuuuge neeeerd.

>>25402853
Both.

https://poal.me/c8ma6j
New poll in light of some responses

>>25402969
Both ofc

why are you guys so unhorny
what's wrong with you people

>>25403083
owls don't have horns, retard-chama

>>25403132
then wtf are the pointy things

>>25402969
you forgot to add none of the above

>>25403152
idk but your mom loves playing with them while I work on giving her a better son

>>25403132
Explain this then
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_horned_owl

>>25403083
There wasn’t a “sexy” option, so I chose cute because she’s both cute and sexy.

>>25403240
explain your phone posting

>>25403083
I have a very strong libido, but the only thing I post that is horny related is Nakadashi Mumei and leave it at that.

>>25403240
>The great horned owl...or the hoot owl
hooties??

>>25403318
Posting from your phone is comfier desu

>>25403318
Tch, what's wrong with it huh? Always crying about the little things aren't you you dumb little hootie

I would appreciate if people would stop denigrating the good name of hootie. Only the most handsome, cutest, wisest, and of course, roundest of owls are worthy of being called hooties.

957

>>25404007
Yeah, me.

>>25404007
It’s me!

>>25404007
this you?

This is stupid

>>25404007
956 my fair hootie

>>25404060
delete this right now

>>25404060
Owls are ugly as fuck

I miss Mumei?

>>25404221

>>25404221
Hoo?

Who’s mumei

>>25404336
Some dumb girl I bet

>>25404336
My lovely owl gf.

>>25404336
Nanashi Mumei (七詩ムメイ), born on August 4th, is an owl VTuber who debuted as part of hololive English -Council- representing “Civilization”. As an all-seeing guardian of mankind, she protects all who she looks upon and hopes everyone can be their best version of themselves.[7]

Mumei’s streams are characterised by the duality between a relatively low energy, relaxing, and comfortable tone (which she takes pride in[8][9]) to another side which is more spontaneous and energetic; with her often demonstrating psychopathic tendencies in these moments. Though the disparity between her macabre thoughts and cute voice surprised many at first, the line separating these two sides has since blurred to a point of seamlessness – with Mumei’s appreciation of the grotesque and ‘cursed’ being wholly embraced by Hoomans today. Possessing a dorky sense of humour, she is also a fan of puns and frequently uses owl or bird-related wordplay in her Tweets and streams (as evidenced by her choice of fan name and Twitter hashtags).

As an owl, Mumei is stereotypically forgetful and birdbrained with her forgetting both her age and previous names over the millennia. This led her to refer to her mascot only as “Friend” and her pet animal as "Animal" because she wouldn’t be able to forgive herself were she to forget their names.[10][11] Despite this forgetfulness, Mumei’s love of knowledge, drawing and singing come across strongly from her streams: with her frequently searching online during streams for information she either forgot or is unsure of;[12][13][14][15] her frequent drawing-themed streams and knowledge of techniques demonstrated by painter Bob Ross;[16][17][18] and her regularly singing parts of songs from artists across a wide range of genres – from Kelly Clarkson[19] and My Chemical Romance,[20] to The Story So Far[21][22] and Backstreet Boys,[23] to various songs from Disney movies[24][25][26] and those from the musical adaptation of Les Misérables[27][28] (which is also her favourite musical[29][30]).

In terms of larger-scale forays into singing Mumei released an original song titled A New Start on 17th January, 2022,[31] with this song first being first previewed during her debut stream.[32] She has also sang a full cover of Silhouette by Kana-Boon (an OP for the anime Naruto: Shippuden)[33] and has held numerous unarchived karaoke streams (see General Trivia).

Her representative fan emoji is a feather because her physical form is of an owl.

>>25404393
>mumei is a leo
>I'm a virgo
We are extremely incompatible... No...

>>25404491
>Mumei is a Leo
>I am a Leo
WE ARE

>>25404491
should've gone for it when Sana was on hiatus, and too busy to decide your fate with the stars.

>>25404641
I mean, if he's just waiting for a Sana hiatus, it's not like his next chance will be far in the future.

>>25404641
I'm sad Sana didnt keep doing the astrology streams

Consider the following:
Stream Dilemma! :D

>>25405155
I'm doing it now! :D

>>25405527
cute!

>>25406477
Noooo... She won't be able to fly :(

>>25406477
Owl feathers are not waterproof! They can't fly if they're wet!

>>25406576
It’s not like she enjoys flying, anyway.

>>25408216
now we just need Kronii as Anya

Sex with Mumei, but against my will

>>25409608
I also want this

>>25409700
That negates the second part, but I concur.

>>25409608
Yes

>>25409723
willingly having sex with Mumei, but having no say in what happens and you don't get to ask her to stop. compromise!

>>25409832
Agreed.

>>25409723
Imagine blacking out 24 hours in from exhaustion, waking up and still getting raped, oh man...

>>25410244
>blacking out during moomrape
>missing out on all the autistic noises, small gasps, and animal facts

Day three of checking in on thread, seeing hundreds of posts, thinking there was an owl sighting, and being disappointed when it's just hoomans being indescribable

>>25410821

>>25410821
955

954

I'm... not gonna... make it...

0

>>25411838
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1500719416442605568

7 Days left

>>25411876
Sorry, I ate all of them. Now we only do countdown on days left.

I want to pluck Mumei’s ahoge…

>>25412419

>>25411922
has it really only been seven days?
it's felt like forever

>>25393402
respectable tastes like these aren't welcome here

>>25412638
She will soon be back and then we get to deal with the never ending gorilla again.

What did you guys do for 7 days without Mumei's stream?

>>25412451
This only encourages me more

>>25412846
I worked out

>>25412846
Watching the pirates of the caribbean series.

>>25412846
homework, revisited oblivion, made soup

where are those shorts she promised??

>>25414107
You mean your shorts from Mumei haven't arrived yet? Mine arrived yesterday

>>25414107
she's doing the pantsu only challenge

>>25414205
you took mine

Kronii said “Mumei… I miss her” in her stream.

https://files.catbox.moe/8hdhll.mp4

>>25403083
Mumei is my little sister (i will not take meds)
I would lust for her if not for her good friend Bae who I want to kidnap and lock in a sex dungeon

953 nipples

>>25415207
I will rape Bae in the sex dungeon everyday while Mumei watches.

Telling her she is next but I will never touch her, leaving her sexually frustrated.

>>25415014
Kronii...

952 seggs

>>25414107
I don’t know why no one has pointed this out yet, but there’s still a whole week left, calm down. She never said when they would drop

>>25410821
Yeah I’ll give it to /who/, they lasted a week before going full schizo but it looks like we’ve arrived.

>>25415582
not everyone has gone full schizo, just a few shitposters

I can't believe Fauna is stealing Mumei's kohai fangirl...

Moom

>>25415683
I’m aware. I don’t define /who/ going schizo as literally everyone going schizo, but rather the thread going to shit due to schizos (ironic or otherwise)

>>25414107
She is intentionally not making any shorts so "where are the shorts" becomes a meme. This will boost sales when she releases shorts (clothing) as part of her birthday merch drop.

951 german suplexes

950 bratty hoots

>>25415014
Kronii...

>>25415822
Feel free to leave.

>>25416810
Heh, I never said I had a problem with it, just making an observation. I will if it gets bad enough though, I know what I can tolerate.

>>25415582
>>25415683
>>25415822
>>25416881
Schizophrenia isn’t “everything I don’t like”, much less a bit of harmless fun on a general on life support. I much prefer/who/ right now than the cavalcade of sameposting and inane fapshit that gets recycled week after week.

949 cigarette puffs

>>25417147
Nice strawman, but no one suggested that’s what schizoposting is. Have your fun, no one actually told you to stop. We’re just poking a bit of fun because the thread reads like an incomprehensible mess. I’d suggest growing a thicker skin.

>>25417234
Ah you just complain about things and call names out of habit. Right, I guess you’re the schizo after all.

Sure, whatever man.

Post more moom

>>25417621

>>25417621
>Kronii can't cook
>Mumei cooks for herself and has told stories about cooking lots of rice
superclipwatcherman...

>>25417727
He made another version with Kronii asking how much detergent should be added. But for the purpose of the joke Kronii being the straight man here works better imo.

>>25417802
superplayingbothsidesman...

>>25417841
Mumei does not use cintiq…

>>25418007
she's also not wearing our engagement ring

>>25417841
I thought that was a paenus.

>>25418094
yeah, Fauna's

>>25417621
Mumei would slip the horny juice into Kronii's meal

>>25418094
>>25418113
Is that a new model of hyperexpensive ASMR mic that can’t survive off-collab trips?

>He tweeted that he couldn't understand English.
>And tweeted the translated short clip link.
>A fanart doesn't match the content of stream.

Clipwatcher artists get attention really easily.

Moom

>>25418223
Berry candy merch confirmed. Prepare your cavities.

>>25393282
why do you fucking niggers keep changing the name of the thread every day?

>>25418164
Who?

>>25418257
wtf I love eating candy now

>>25418274
Because it keeps the riffraff away for the lifetime of the thread.

Speaking of which I have to leave soon, so either step up as intern, someone or get ready for a very early bread

>>25418274
We don't want in (You) in our thread.

>>25418257
Moom

where the fuck is the promissed schlicking battle at Kiara's place?

>>25418278
>>25417841

948 babies being implanted into mumei's womb

>>25418414
ASMR shlicking

Right, as promised I've posted the new bread a lot earlier than expected as I have to fuck off to get bux so I can give the State VATbux, Social Securitybux and Income Taxbux and none of you stepped up. Ritualpost away: >>25418974

>>25419089
thanks for baking

>>25419454
thanks for thanking bro. Hop in.