/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Current Streams
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi is playing XCOM 2

>>25363771
Remember to kneel

>>25363771

>>25363848
Shit I forgot to share the clip
https://clips.twitch.tv/ManlyPiercingArugulaDatSheffy-f5V444EvLN0m_oPQ

NO PIPPANTTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Flakes will be MINE

>>25363771
lumi sama....

What's stopping you from sticking your dick between Lumi's tits?

https://clips.twitch.tv/ManlyPiercingArugulaDatSheffy-f5V444EvLN0m_oPQ
Get on your knees, KNEEL

>>25364010
Sakana mostly. His doesn't like to share.

When will we get tasteful lewds of Yuri? Nothing in her NSFW tag is fappable.

>>25364010
she hides them in most streams..

>>25364021
I WONT *ACK*
K-kneel...... i kneeel......

>>25364021
She really wasn't kidding when she said she has god-tier luck

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1531931310801006592

>>25364039
when you COMMISSION THEM

>>25364103
Man i hope she gets some fucking sleep, she said she was going to take a nap this morning but i think she only had like an hour or two before she had to do shit again.

>>25364103
why did you post this now?

>>25364223
It's midnight for some people.

>>25364103
URUKA
I'M GOING TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE
AND FEED YOU PROPER GRILLED CHEESE

>>25364248
fair enough

>>25364282
Don't worry Sakana is going to wine and dine her again soon on their upcoming offpako that she and the rest of the girls are having with him.

>>25364282
>break into urukas house
>crawl through all the trash bags
>give up and start taking them out
>pick up the floor
>do her laundry
>prepare her lunch
>go to her room
>open the door
>chinese chill beats to study to is playing
>uruka looks like fucking death
>feed her the grilled cheese
>she doesnt have the energy to scream or even really react to you
>she goes back to her homework
>submits the file
>ends the stream
>shes entirely resigned to whatever you want to do
>stick her in a sleeper hold
>she passes out
>put her in bed
>download her entire sakana folder onto a drive
>delete her folder

>>25364567
she is cute

>>25364500
>rest of the girls
not pippa yuri or lumi
what do they know? is it the sakana bang bus?

>>25364039

https://files.catbox.moe/8oquq3.jpeg

>>25364769
war criminal yuri in xcom 2 when

>>25364782

>>25364782

>241 viewers at almost 1am on a thursday

>>25364782
what the fuck are the bits that aren't shit supposed to be

>>25363771
>more than half an hour ago

What did I miss?

>>25364924
allegedly, it's chili.

>>25364928
Some pure fucking kino.>>25364021

>>25364928
this bullshit>>25363893 she had incredibly insane luck and its been so hype

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>25364963
the white bits?

>>25364903
Phacon might not have all the highest numbers but they're consistently ontop in terms of raw turnout. Uruka does work streams how often a week? And she always gets 170 at the very least.

>>25364928
>What did I miss?
Kino. Absolute kino.

>>25365028
i will be honest i only started with them last month and every single one of them has made me want to show up. Even JP

im surprised at her ability to remember names
>literally just remembered a man with a gibberish name who hasnt been around for 3 months

>>25365024
you're guess is as good as mine.

>>25365024
onions

The squad is all here.

>>25365271
Man if it wasnt for yuri this team would never last

>>25365271

>>25365309
fantastic squib

>>25365161
she has a spreadsheet of names

>>25364977
>>25364984
>>25365059
>lost a unit due to inexperience

RNG gives, RNG takes.

>>25365271
callsign oil baron down!

>>25365339
ahhh thats high iq, you can keep track of who sticks around and make sure they stay

I thought the dlc was off, what the fuck?

>>25365506
same here

wat

>>25363805
Menage a Quatre
The Ugly Bastard was there too.

>>25365506
If the DLC appears on here, the DLC is always ON
Turning off the DLC at the beginning of the game turns off the story mission that locks most of the DLC content

I lost any care to watch Pippa and it makes me sad
Been like a week and I don't feel like I'm missing anything. I don't think it's burn out because I never really watched streams I didn't want to.
I don't care about here anymore either, all the enjoyment just disappeared even though nothing changed.
Sorry to be a fag it's just Pippa was the first streamer I liked in fucking years and then it just got zapped out.

>>25365161
She reminds me a lot of myself when I was younger and my brain hadn't literally started to get holes in it due to constant stress yet.

>>25365614
The only way to actually disable the DLC is to uncheck it in that screen

>>25365614
>If the DLC appears on here, the DLC is always ON
How to fully deactivate it then?

>>25365660
>>25365637

>>25365660
you need to go to settings, dlc, and uncheck it.

>>25365738
im surprised it didnt kill her, she almost gave up lol

>>25365632
>She reminds me a lot of myself when I was younger and my brain hadn't literally started to get holes in it due to constant stress yet.
iktf, i used to have so much drive until i started working for the government and the raw fucking stupidity made me break down inside

>>25365738
looks like XCOM to me

>>25365738
>3 sharpshooters
lmao, someone tell her to get a spare specialist or two for objectives or she's going to run into trouble.

Fuck DLC Antis. Lumi will use DLC and will use DLC haircuts and y'all can do nothing but cry about it.

Damn cat better stop showing her hands, kusogaki cat may need a attitude correction!

>>25365820
I can hold her hand so she can stop showing it.

This goes a bit beyond spreadsheet.

>wake up
>be me
>Open Lumi's stream
>Hate Lumi
>Decide to make her miserable
>Like her stream so more people can see how bad she is, by making youtube recommend her to more people
>Leave a positive comment on all her content so she can read it and the pressure of not wanting to disappoint her "fan" builds up, along with her stress levels
>buy her merch so true fans have less avaliable to buy
>play her music on repeat so people think she's being view botted
>make positive posts about Lumi so more people check her out and see how awful she is

>>25366027
You are a twisted fucking Psychopath

watch this cat
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

Sleepy kusogaki cat can't sleep so she will sexually frustrate men!

>>25366027
rosebuds are truly the ones who pull the strings of /pcg/, so powerful. By making us watch lumi we have to do pushups, getting us in better shape and better mental health.

If we are in better health we might get girlfriends, which might reveal we only watched phase connect for some strange need to be with women.

Then we would have to spend time with our girlfriends... away from phase connect.... devilish....

>>25366115
wat
Are you a time traveller?
Do I need meds?
Do you?
Does she?

I want to fuck the Yuri

>>25366155
Same

Damn this cat

>>25366027
rosebud in need of correction

Wait is Yuri actually gay?
I disliked her because I thought it was all baiting losers weebs with a lesbian fetish.

>>25366122
they can't keep getting away with it

>>25366155
sorry bro im already got to fuck her on that freshly mopped wooden floor

>>25366289
She's bi.

>>25366289
Your homeboard is /tv/ isn't it?
No, no, don't answer that. Hidden because we had this timeloop already four times this week.

>>25366289
Yuri is bi. I hope Lumi knows this.

>>25366289
yuri likes men and women, this is pretty common knowledge.

Stfu cat. You're cute.

yuri sounds a little crazy atm

>>25366540
she just like me frfr
fuck taking mysleep meds tonight its cat time

I have never had a reaction to asmr before. why does this cat sperging out give my spine tingles?

>>25366600
shes built diff

>>25366600
the mic she is using for ASMR, as long as you dont have damage to your ears or back you will get a reaction from your head to your back

>>25366600
if asmr is really good (yuri can sometimes do it) I actually get hard

Wild Kokonuts in chat.

>>25366683
>Wild Kokonuts in chat.
She's been here since at least an hour ago.

>inb4 yuri falls asleep on mic

>>25366792
wouldn't be the first time

I really really want to pet this cat.

i was kind of concernfagging earlier but she seems alright

ALERT ALERT ALERT GET IN HERE ITS HEARBEAT TIME
time 36:52

>>>>>savescumming

Now there is a Real XCOM Player.

>>25367076
I can't do intimacy so shit like this is a hard no.

>>25367076
stomach sounds 38:30

>>25367095
This helps the schizos calm down.

F

>>25367214
Solid his life for a HIGH price.

Tenma is listening to Yubi heart rate...

That was Kino

>>25367255
she just like me

This Yuri steam is making diamonds

[Lumi news] She streams while wearing dresses.

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW- Lumi XCOM 2
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

NOW - Yuri ASMR
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

10:00 / 14:00 / 23:00 - Lumi Geoguessr
YT Link TBD

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma/Pippa/Lumi Morbius watchalong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThUTy2ELPWs

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia music box building
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvdPH-CwwM

20:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Yuri/Lumi NTR Thursday
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TERA with Kirschey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7k_UjVkFrQ

23:30 / 03:30 / 12:30 - Uruka GTA V
https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>25363771
What a good fucking stream, damn.

>>25367315

>>25367315
oh no, shes a dress girl, shes even more perfect

>>25367315
goddamn gigastacy

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE LUCK
RATE THE SAVESCUM
RATE THE STREAM

>>25367445
10/10

That was really fucking good

>>25367445
DLCPANICWAT/10

Yuri is cute and has a funny sense of humor but damn do I not into this asmr shite.

>>25367822
Her snorts are her charm point.

is lumi the perfect wife? i don't see many downsides with her

mischievous

>>25368022
She is a bit too abusable. I feel like that relationship would quickly deteriorate into /meat/ territory.

>>25368104
interesting take

>>25368104
She's too cute to seriously hurt, even if she doesn't show it all the time

>>25368022
(You) have to be as or more accomplished and if you don't have a nice looking voice or beard it's over before it's started.

>>25368266
>a nice looking voice
i forgot for a second that she sees colors with voices.

>>25368266
>beard
cringe basedshit

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1532241237796737024
Yes, Uwuka. This is indeed better.

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1532270318483517440

>>25368460
I dont know why but that upside down emoji triggers the fuck out of me

>>25368510
No I gotchu. It's extremely uncomfortable.

yuri gfe..

Lumi, Uruka, Iori, and Michiru are the best candidates for wife status. The rest of PC would just have too much baggage and you would need to just accept that your marriage is going to be a rough road.

Tenma would be the top wife if you don't want kids.

>>25368261
That may be true but she is also a total over archiver and seems to strive to be her best self at all times. Think about it logically. She wouldn't be satisfied with just being some basic-bitch sub. It may start with some simple spanking and light choking but it would quickly escalate and before you know it she'd be asking you to cut a gash into her thigh and motorboat it.

>>25368695
dragon has baggage? all i know of her is she is sleepy

>>25368716
>total archiver
>cant even upload vods because "I dont need them unless I am a 6view"

>>25368761
kek

Her model is really impressive. Where do you think it ranks?

>>25368695
I want to make michildren with my witch wife.

I wish asmr worked for me.

Why does Uruka hate feetchads?

>>25369129

>>25368266
>>25368323
Great, now I have to live with never knowing what my voice looks like to her. This is troubling.

>>25369464
You could just ask her at the next meet & greet

>>25368266
I'll ask her after I make her cry again. I wonder how many times she cried because of my meticulous, and tireless actions... Hahahaha...

I love this cat so much

>>25369666
>digits

>>25369651
Wenham...

>>25369716

>>25369775
is this a cat

ピッパ抱きします!

>>25368695
Michiru for sure.
Too bad the yabbit already claimed her.

Am I being retarded here or do we really have no mega repository for the other girls?

>>25369540
I just might have to. Any archived vods where she talks about her synesthesia?

>https://www.nexusmods.com/xcom2/mods/149
>https://www.nexusmods.com/xcom2/mods/217
>https://www.nexusmods.com/xcom2/mods/453
>https://www.nexusmods.com/xcom2/mods/478
>https://www.nexusmods.com/xcom2/mods/416
>https://www.nexusmods.com/xcom2/mods/32
>https://www.nexusmods.com/xcom2/mods/220
Lumi, get these mods for XCOM2.
QoL that should have been base game

>>25370310
She talked about it during the yubicraft pippa collab, there should be a vod on archivebros channel.

i WILL fuck the yuri

>>25370857
Thanks anon

>>25370176
We do not yet have a mega repository for the other girls

Saying a prayer for Yuri in the hopes she is able to shake the demons that have her in their grasp.
God wants you to be normal, Yuri!

>>25371119
Amen, my brother in Christ.

>>25371119
>>25371462
Cute chuunis.

@25371119'
@25371462

>on 4chan
>advocates being a normalfag
I hate election tourists so much it's unreal.

>>25371119
THIS

She still likes men you know?

Very interesting timing on these posts. I like the switch-up, truth be told. There's a certain amount of effort that has to be commended.

>>25371704
Don't you want to be normal?

25371974
Wrong place wrong time wrong hobby wrong question.

@25371974
Nta but normal people don't post passive aggressive shit about anime girls on the internet for literally months

>>25371704
Pippa and Lumi are election tourists
You can stop acting like you are retarded now

25372102
Cool story nigger.

Sometimes I just think the meta-irony goes too far. That's all, really. Moving on...

>page 10

I want to take Yuri on a walk to page 10.

>>25373776
There hasn't been a single good post in the last 2 and a half hours.

>>25373776
There hasn't been a single good post in the last 2 and a half months.

>>25371119
I want tiny cat to be crazy enough for wild sex.

>>25374630
I think she'd get really shy in bed and feel overwhelmed by the love she's receiving.

>>25374924
Man, that really does sound like her... Why is she so cute, bros?

>>25376770
I love her XCOM streams so much bros. Listening to her have so much fun and then turn around to mess with the guys who just missed shots ahhhh lumi kino

I want to feed Yuri greasy mcdonalds and then have her give me a dutch oven

https://www.twitch.tv/discoteimeteo
Nasa is on DiscoTei Meteo's twitch channel for kuso aim cup apex practice

>>25377030
what’s a dutch oven?

>>25377794
>she’s a daughter of Pochi-sensei
cum.

Dead board

>>25376770
I want Loomi to look at me like that while she makes me cum with her delicious feminine fingers.

>ywn hold hands with Lia in the sweaty armpit forest
life isn't fair bros

I want to hold hands with Yuri while I jerk off...

>>25380062
but why

>>25380198
he is a romantic

>>25380243
is that so

>>25380198
imagine

Loomers stream in 30

I was sleeping through the Pippa stream, did Yuri say anything interesting?

>>25380952
she sounded suspiciously like she's into vore

>>25380952
Yuri might be the only one of the schizoid half of phase connect that cleans her room

>>25349199
I don't even use discord.
And even if that was true, then it would happen only to me, you absolute schizo.
Not to mention it's the only stream I couldn't post in.

I just want to Pipphug the pink rabbit.

>>25366027
>being someone else until you wake up

>>25368695
Michiru sounds like a rational choice. But I am not rational, I love Pippa.

>>25369129
Uruka is disgusted by feet.

>>25381759
But she has two of them?

>>25381775
She also dislikes hands.

>>25368695
>perfect wife (but no kids)
Tenma
>perfect wife with kids
Iori
>great wife
Michiru
>great wife but with some baggage
Yuri
Lumi
>good wife
Uruka
Nasa probably
>shit wife with too much baggage
Pippa
Lia

>>25381917
but thankfully there's still hope for thighchads

>>25381959
Lia is the perfect menhera wife and I love her

>>25381959
Lia would be a great wife. Its a proven fact that the more menhera a woman is the better woman she comes when she gets fixed. Once her maternal instincts kick in Lia would the happiest in her life

>>25382265
Lolno she'd be abusive and gaslighty as hell. Feel free to consider it hot but you'd wind up with a cutter or school shooter.

watch this loom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl8YJKWRxYY

NIGGERS ON LUMI

name my band

>open Lumi
>first thing i see is a group of black people around her model
You just know

>>25383035
Moon and Coons

can't believe Lumi likes black men...

>>25382459
don't insult my future son like that asshole

>>25381959
>perfect wife with kids
>Iori
oh no

Lumi is judging you

tell me about the lumi
why does she hide her breasts

she knows!
shut it down!

>>25383424
I'm telling her you said that.

Lumi is a coomer...

>>25383741
she just like me (?)

migrate >>>/v/600940343

>>25383902
crossboard raiding is against global rules

>>25383994
good thing I didn't ask you to raid

>>25383902
damn what a terrible thread

>>25383902
it's amazing how 4chan moderation is absolutely incapable to take down spam bots like that one

>>25278749
anon got called out

>>25383902
man ive lost a couple iq points tf is even going on in that thread

>>25384599
She didn't deny it

>>25383902
Maybe /vt/ isn't that bad after all.

is Lumi reclining?

>>25384972
Her youtube streams are always like this

>>25384972
>triple digits on Youtube
She's inclining if anything

>>25385017
>>25385000
I stopped watching her when she moved to twitch, does she get the same numbers on twitch too? she used to get atleast 150 in yt

>>25384813
I quit as soon as it devolved in mlp seethe.

>>25385092
She gets 250 minimum.

>>25385092
She almost double on twitch.

>>25385092
She gets like 200-300ccv on twitch

>>25385141
oh thats nice, good for her

>I'm never going to have an ass good enough for black people
Lumi...

>>25385228
>caring about those savages and their shit taste
dropped

>>25385228
You have exactly 5 seconds to explain this before I permanently drop her

Lumi confirmed super straight

>>25385376
Someone said she has no ass and she agreed, further explaining that she's unable to get one.

>>25385376
She was out walking and apparently guys were staring at Lumi and a black women loudly asked why they were staring, since she had a pancake ass, or something like that

>>25385228
>see a perfectly shaped ass that is so good it turns you Italian
>some idiot comes along, posts some disgusting pile of lard and goes: now that's a real ass
I'll never understand these people.

Morbius downloaded, for free, obviously.
Now I just have to make sure I won't fix my food too late so I don't miss the beginning.

Suddenly dawning on me that i have to actually find this fucking movie somewhere, sure as hell not paying for it
where the fuck do people get torrents nowadays? i havent downloaded a non-anime movie in like 10 years

>>25385722
I just took the first result on pirate bay.

>>25384231
They aren't even trying. That retard keeps using the exact same pictures with the same MD5 hash. They don't even make him go through the effort of having to change that stuff.

>>25365630
Mught be the start of depression or you are simply busy and thinking about other stuff. Take it easy, man.

Pippa Love

>yesterday /ck/ thread about lumis pizza
>today /v/ thread about pippas feet
Can you retards please stop

>there is nothing i can't do to Sakana
Was about to say "you could quit phase" but it would be really lame thing to say considering lumi

>>25385722
I will spoonfeed you a little because zoomers in these threads actually watch through discord streams like a prole

>>25386042
The /v/ thread is the bot/incredibly deranged retard that makes shit threads and won't shut up about barney and mlp, I don't think that one counts.

>>25386161
How did Pippa even trigger the bots MLP detection?

>>25386192
it's obviously samefagging

>>25386192
Pippa is known as the brony vtuber
What you thought she was a /here/tuber? lmao

>>25386161
I seen it using an Amiya picture once and that made me just sad

How much Adderall does Lumi go through each day?

>playing games on Youtube is a debuff
????????????
No Lumi, the debuff is not being Hololive/Nijisanji so if you are already in a struggling group it's going hardmode

>>25386822
That's not how debuffs work.

>>25386822
Is Lumi saying that people dont watch her streams because of her? Can this woman go 1 day without a retarded take

>>25386909
She said gaming streams on Youtube do worse numbers than on Twitch, not that they don't watch because of her

>numbernigger times
>source is Lumi
>again
see you next thread

>>25387011
At least he isnt bitching about vod views

>>25386822
>>25387011
Yeah I really dont get her. If you dont want to stream on Youtube because your fanbase would rather...do something since they clearly dont care about you then dont stream on youtube and fuck off back to twitch

it's been almost 1 month since pippa became a 5-view millionaire. what was the first thing you think she bought with her new riches?

>>25387351

>>25387326
She was ending the stream talking about how she liked that she had to think about creative stream ideas for youtube instead of playing a game, not shitting on the platform. If you don't watch a chuuba why anti?

>>25387414
>If you don't watch a chuuba why anti?
I dont know ask Lumis viewers. They clearly anti her streaming on youtube. None of the phase connect girls have this issue.

>>25387454
wat

>>25386951
She said gaming streams on Youtube do worse numbers than non-gaming streams on Youtube.

>>25387351
A komodo dragon named Charizard and a bucket of orange paint.

>>25387487
What is there to not understand? Pippa gets her viewers no matter what she streams, Tenma Uruka Lia Iori Nasa Michiru always get their viewers no matter what they stream regardless of platform. The only change goes up and not down depending on how good the stream was (Tenmas classes, Urukas karaoke etc)
None of the phase connect girls have debuff streams

>>25387326
>getting made over made up statements
Good job, anon. You are really smart.

>>25387696
Nigga what. We have been speculating about youtube suppressing views for fucking months now. When Pippa streams on twitch and gets 500-600 ccvs without trying everyone goes 'FUCK SUSAN' but when Lumi streams on youtube and her numbers are lower than on twitch, it's somehow the fault of her viewers?

>>25387696
>What is there to not understand?
You thinking that you know what you are talking about when you haven't even watched the stuff in question and are just commenting on the deranged nonsense that you have made up for yourself. How do you not realize this?

>>25387414
No one antis Lumi specifically on Youtube

I want Pippa to look at me like this with her feet. Imagine the pure look of utter disdain while she is secretly very much into it, giving into her Old Testament desire and furiously moving her slender, porcelain feet-wheels. You would see a puddle of fire and brimstones forming beneath her all the while. I bet that her slippers hide two very beautiful, angelic wings and 144 little preciously painted seraphic eyes, ripe for a suckling. I want Pippa to lick her wheels clean of my blood after the act is done. I want Pippa to sacrifice me with her feet...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThUTy2ELPWs
Its morbin time

>>25388660
Pippa looking healthy today

Have fun with the watchalong.
i am gonna watch chipi in an hour

People in 500 years won't know what it's like when a stream starts and audio doesn't work. For them working audio will be normal.

flakes WILL be mine

>>25387987
It's more that Yotube viewers will generally follow to Twitch but Twitch viewers won't follow to Youtube. This isn't some ground breaking discovery. It's becoming less of an issue as Youtube poaches more streamers.

>>25388825
anon your 12 hours late

wow tenma is racist
based

Lumi and Pippa are already morbed

Anons did I get the correct movie?
https://files.catbox.moe/pvhyve.webm

>>25389037
Total madman

>>25389037
Yes

>>25389037
>a fucking catbox webm

>>25389037
yes
you cant fuck up since theres no directors cut editions or some dumb shit

This sucks already lmao

>>25389037
Now i truly hate it

Why Pippa is on copium?

>>25389429
she has to watch this movie

RRAT LOVE

>>25388919
the thing between loom and pips looks like a
massager

>>25389429
That's morbium, not copium

>first movie I watch in 5 years
>webm quality
kino experience

>>25389628
YOU CAN'T SAY YOU ARE PIRATING A MOVIE IF ITS NOT WEBM QUALITY
PIRATING AND WATCHING IN 4K IS SOULESS AS FUCK
PIRATING AND WATCHING IN GLORIOUS WEBM 480P IS SOVL

>>25389338
I can't tell if you're using play in window or borderless MPV

>>25389667
if every click doesn't cause 5 pop up ads are you even pirating

>>25389628
>>25389037
Why not spend the extra 30 seconds to download the terrible movie in good quality 20 minutes before the stream?

>>25389710
Double picture in picture baby.
Setting up MPV now would be ass with the synch

>>25389739
>dowloading this shit

Holy fuck this is shit

HE'S MORBIN'

I don't think this movie is as good as the memes made it out to be.

>>25389860
>I don't think this movie is as good as the memes made it out to be.
the meme was just a joke, the movie is famously terrible

these might be the dumbest goons I've seen in a movie

Wait why are they on a ship with heavily armed guards? Did they expect him to turn into a monster?

>>25389747
>Setting up MPV now would be ass with the synch
Use xdotool to pause all instances of MPV

>>25389884
Nah, we probably just haven't gotten to the good parts yet.

>>25389905
In case of pirates, obviously.

>>25389905
Don't ask

>>25389884
onions hands typed this

>>25389787
If you're streaming it you're downloading it as well, since the internet doesn't run on magic, anon.
The only difference is that you're watching something at a terrible quality when the objectively superior alternative is just as free and just as readily available. This is why you're poor.

>>25389905
>why are they on a ship
the experiment was super illegal because...reasons
>with heavily armed guards
the movie needed an action scene

>>25389956
i don't care, this is quicker
I already seen this shit anyways lmao, i am more focused on the three hoes

Pippa is morbin

1 hour left....

do you think miichan feels very out of place being so much older than basically everyone else in phacon

>>25389918
>>25389942
MORBIN

Pippa has definitely dropped her voice again.

>>25390184
It's the mask.

>>25390112
Pippa has told Tenma in the past she has mom/aunt energy when it comes to interacts with her.
Tenma will never raise you

Is any of them liking this trash?

>>25390413
no

>>25390413
nope, nobody should, people only watched this or the memes

how is this so bad? It feels like entire scenes are missing.

>>25390438
>>25390508
They are just like me, bros.

What the fuck just happened?

>>25390599
seriously what was the meaning of that effect on the roof

this is one of the WORST movie i ever seen unironically it's full circling into kino

HE IS A FUCKING VAMPIRE WITH SUPER HUMAN POWERS

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY TREATING HIM LIKE A NORMAL CRIMINAL

>>25390697
worse is it's like the police knew he was a vampire before he morbed on them

>>25390697
I kind of figured it was because the unnatural is normal in this world?

Most of the shit on omeletto is more coherent than this. I thought it was a meme...

they actually turned the other cripple into the baddie with the same powers, could they have done anything anymore cliche????

>>25390753
they did try and work in that venom "refrence" with the fbi

>>25390763
Evil Cripple vs Good Cripple

Please....end it

>>25389037
>1:37 length
the mark of a quality flick

>Matt Smith Morbing
https://youtu.be/wsiX0-EC-ZE

>>25390905
36 minutes left.
hang on

New thread
>>25390958

>i didn't kill any of those people
>just all those guy s on the boat, but their lives do not matter cause they are not cops/nurses.
what the fuck is this movie

>>25391018
But didn't you hear the detective??? they couldnt care less about a bunch of mercs dying, they probably did something "bad" anyway????
Feel the same way idiot.

there's murderhappy vampire out there why does he care about forgers?

they made my oshis watch this god awful movie

>lumi is finally the third wheel in a lesbian couple

Can someone clip Pippa's sneeze please?

>>25391254
The meme propaganada worked. You know at least one viewer paid for the movie.

>>25390413
>>25390508
I've seen worse.

Pippa is too cute with her schizo outfit.

That awful sequel baiting...