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I love, love, love Ame so much, bros... That last Sunshine stream was a damn roller coaster.
>Not listening to Astelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6LcVCLDUjk
Do your smile reps, Chumnads!https://streamable.com/t971u9And a nice clip of Gura to help you with themhttps://streamable.com/zpeg3p
no thoughts
I love Kanata!
this is going to be a thread
>>2532192i scowl at this smile spam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TkfRraVEI8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TkfRraVEI8This time with no curse
Is life really worth living?
Reminder that some anon here lewded Towa baby
Ghost shark...
>>2532180Is breast milk really that good?
What can you tell me about this Gura person? Why does she laugh in small text that scales upwards?
>>2532219You'll smile one way or another, friend
>>2532146i take back what I said, ame would play SMT because shes a contrarian, and I know she would play it to completion so we would have a solid few months of smt streams
>>2532208Big if true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TkfRraVEI8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TkfRraVEI8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TkfRraVEI8FLARE CUTE
>>2532186but I'm already listening
REMINDER: whenever you see a number of posts engaging with a schizo, there's a significant chance they are all from the schizodo not engage, report and ignore
>>2532018COMET NO
I love Ina!
KIARA LOVE & lust...
>>2532208>>2532225indeed
MORI LOVE!!!!
Amelia was pretty cute today
Don't you think Aqua has gotten pretty lazy lately? I mean, I'm a big fan of onion, but isn't her recent behavior really disrespectful, and shouldn't she graduate if she lost interest in streaming?
>>2532221As long as Gura still exists, yes
>>2532145This happens like clockwork on the second day of Gura's break
>>2532186is he testing out a new mic and sound effects?
If your oshi randomly DMed you on Twitter and asked you to meet her at the nearest discotheque and not ask any questions would you go?
>>2532208Fake and gay
>>2532226wouldn't you like to know, buddy ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>>2532192>*Gets chummed in*Kek, no thanks prostitute
I fucking hate hololive english management. my hatred is past the point of hate fucking. it's just hate
>>2532235A secondary reminder to remember that they WILL ban evade to try again
I love cunny
>>2532230She’d rage quit even faster than she did Sunshine today
>>2532223Jesas, that's horrible... Link?
>>2532254i would report her account as compromised
>>2532236私もいなが大好き!
>>2532228
>>2532230SMT is better anyway
>>2532226I know many things about Gura, heh heh heh.
>>2532221As long as Ame still exists, yes
>>2532248It's the show that never ends. They seethe and seethe into the void while everyone laughs.
>>2532186yeah, he got new equipment and said he was playing with the settings
>>2532245It makes me sad that she's obviously super burned out on hololive and just going through the motions these days.
>>2532265Yeah I know right?https://files.catbox.moe/4tsl25.png
>>2532254The nearest discotheque? Where would that be, Slovakia?
>>2532254>bitch I don't live in japan
>>2532262Same desu
>>2532236I love Ina too!
*ruins 3 streams*
>>2532262haha he said the cringe and funny word
>>2532198>無考
Damn I really need some friends.
[Good News] Kanata is hosting a singing collab with Marine and Ayame >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qf_RgR4NYc
>>2532282Open a dictionary nigger
>>2532221As long as Mori still exists, yes.
>>2532235At least you guys don't have to deal with this cunt.
>>2532260Was this the 30+ samefag from 24 hours ago or a different anon?
It's pretty sad that Aqua got demoralized and burnt out on Hololive after losing at Mario Kart. Shouldn't she just do the right thing and kill herself at this point? As her #1 fan, it's sad to see her go through the motions.
>>2532186You know, I've noticed in the past, I wanna say week and a half, the shilling for astel has been really hard. Any reason for that? I'm not bashing him or anything im just curious.
>>2532192If we’re going to be gay and sappy. Unironically don’t smile for Gura, smile for yourself
I want to die
>>2532305not from here you dont
Does anyone else worry that we'll be the eventual downfall of Catbox with all of these sound posts?
>>2532285Disgusting!Thanks
>>2532285Oh my... I gotta talk to my priest, brb
>Cursed ASMRjesus Mori is doing what I thought Gura would but as the schizo would say I guess Gura is a normalfag whore that ghosts her friends!
>>2532285.... Anon... I love that tag
>>253231530+ samefag. Probably the same fucker that got caught doing it again a few hours later but targeting Mori.
Roboco love!
https://twitter.com/codemeee/status/1382166728155701253?s=19Holo aroma scents:>Matsuri: piss scent>Russia: rotting flesh scent>Noel: sweat scent>Choco: after sex scent>Ayame: shit scent
>>2532324Pay up if you're worried about it.
>>2532245>>2532276>>2532313A-and when they stop existing?
>>2532314They're two sides of the same pathetic coinJust pay them no mind, they can't do anything to the girls
>>2532309OH NO, KANATA'S HUNTING FOR NEW EARS
>>2532314might be one and the same dude desu
>>2532324i won't even notice they're gone
>>2532319been inclining as of lately
>>2532305Nene is your friend
>>2532330Yeah sickeningNo problem
>>2532341I've made arrangements to maintain congruity in this event.
>>2532322I'm offended if you really thought I meant from here.
>>2532341Suicide pact with everyone here
>>2532341Never as they'll probably outlive me, but that's something future me has to worry about.
>>2532309Kanata is back to singing? I thought she'd be out of action for longer
>>2532314based dude
>>25322541. I dont have a Twitter account so thats impossible2. I have no idea where that would be
>>2532333Christ alive. Thanks for your service meidos.
>>2532341Find a new vtuber to cling to!
>>2532314Wasn't he also shitting on Gura way back when?
>>2532341I think you know what happens next.
>>2532367I'd like to add that it was at least 80 fucking posts of just shit stirring.
>>2532331everyone thought Gura will be the shitposter of the gen due to her past, but it's actually Mori, while Gura is just being a slightly quirky trad gf
Mori is not cringy, she is just... Charismatic.
>>2532352got more subs this past 30 days than Rikka with the Mori boost for perspective
>>2532341my captcha was to select bridges, so Google-sama says we jump off a bridge
>>2532230If Ame by some miracle plays Nocturne, which boss would filter her? I'm gonna be generous and put my bets on Ongyo-Ki
>>2532341the answer is simple anon, that's when i kill myself
>>2532341Bullet to the brainpan
>>2532383She's Aspergers' personifiedNot on Aqua's complete autism level, though
>>2532364I don't know why you people got the idea that Kanata was literally never going to sing again. The reason she stopped doing the weekly streams was to slow the damage she was doing so that she would be able to sing longer.
JWU, what's the thread's reaction to Gura's schedule for this week?
>>2532405fuck off
Would you form a suicide pact with the fanbase you're in if anything bad were to happen to your oshi?
>>2532235>>2514899 average mori anti
Why can Gura play Valheim and GTA Online with men and twitch thots but can't make time to play with Ina? Is she bored of Hololive already? Is she going to ditch us in September like she did to HER fans? Will she ever be satisfied?
>>2532341I survived the dead of the SBFP, I can survive the dead of Hololive. Probably
>>2532405Go back to sleep and come back tomorrow, then you'll find out
>>2532314>couldn't get any (you)s from posting bait>spergs outside of /vt/ Kek you'd love to see how dumb these antis are
>>2532221Unironically, yes it is anon.
>>2532341They'll never stop existing as long as they continue to live on in our hearts.
>>2532254sure, why not
>>2532390She's gonna get Red Capote'd and quit the game
>Ame and Ina get their way>The EN Realm becomes a Server>They make a portal between the EN and JP server (the Tori gate would be it for example to JP, with the JPs constructing a portal for the EN server on the JP server. The Gateway Arch would be pretty kino, hopefully it’s not just a fucking nether portal or something fucking bland)What interactions/events would you like to see between the ENs and JPs with a direct line of access like this?
http://poal.me/2f1ta7http://poal.me/2f1ta7http://poal.me/2f1ta7
>>2532230>>2532057Also remember that Atlus's official YT commented on that video and shat on DSP kek
>>2532413>le sad sharkevery fucking time
What the fuck are you doing, Seawed?
>>2532341There'll be other things and people keeping me going, as there are now.And even when the latter are gone, I'll live on knowing they'd want me to live a good life on my own.
sounds like friday night funkin
Reminder to do your Id:entity (Japanese version) reps bros!https://youtu.be/zfL6n24WGWw
>>2532383She is perfect. I want to wrap my arms around her as she excitedly spergs out about something
Astel...
Missing holos:-Haachama-Aqua-Ayame-ShionWhat do you think is happening to them?
did you know that Gura loves every one of her gen members and even loves (you) her fans
>>2532390she would dedicate one entire stream to Matador and refuse to fuse any anti-force demons because shes going to do it "her way"
>>2532390el matador
>>2532441No, I don't think I will.
Are we all excited for the streams Minato Aqua has scheduled for this week?
Someone requested this last thread, here you go anon
>>2532341I'll still support her
>>2532436>his interior AY LMAO is showing
>>2532429I want to see Kiara, Coco, and Ollie all interact just to make this board explode.
>>2532448>-HaachamaTraining>-AquaSleeping like an autist>-AyameHealth problems>-ShionSex with me
>>2532448shion streamed less than 12 hours ago
>>2532429none because you faggots made me hate minecraft forevert. emna
>>2532186what did I just enter into
>>2532285Towa Baby...
>>2532405Her and Ame were going to play Phogs again but she misspelled it as Phags on the schedule and took it down. Backlash was as you would expect on twitter
>>2532441Ok but I'm counting this as my one Lofi video/stream for the month
Astel what the actual fuck is this?
>>2532383No, she plays off the cringe. It's an act and a very convincing one.
>>2532411that's just sinfag, I wouldn't call him an anti, he's an attention addict
>>2532463based
dedenne
>>2532429>this all happens>interaction between EN and JPs not allowed without management approval
>>2532324I do hope catbox has some good deduplication on their end since I often reupload the same sound multiple times since I can't be arsed to save the old link.
>>2532453>ghosts collab requests from her friends and ghosts her fanslole, the biggest liar in EN, even the whitest girl Amelia is less of a liar than her!
What color elf is the strongest?
>>2532487She's a world class actress, damn.
Now that the dust has settled, what was your opinion of the watchalong? not just the movies, the whole experience.
>>2532448>Haachamauni>Aquain an autistic shock state after not having her unicorn spunk green tea for one (1) day>Ayame>Shionthe same shit they always do
>>2532487>act
Nice Karaoke Astelkeks...
>>2532429>EN Gen collab to raid the JP server and construct something huge like this for the portalJesus that’d be kino...
>>2532429i still want ithttps://youtu.be/6GCEK54QoDc?t=1431
>>2532501hehe yeb
>>2532221I don't knowprobably no...
So Aqua can play Apex offstream all day with males and talk with Kagura Mea about blowjobs, but she can't take the time to talk to other Holos on discord or wish Noel a happy 1 million? Has the Nijisanji Killer finally gotten sick of Hololive? Is the pressure finally too much?
>>2532505I wish death upon that faggot Clero
>>2532484Probably playing with voice changer like how FBK did a while ago
Stop and take a minute to laugh at the lone schizo who has spent 12+ hours schizo posting about Gura
>>2532319Astel has been the most liked holostar for a while, he's just great. Also has 1 or 2 dedicated fans from here who like to drop supachas
Ame has stolen my heart. I want to go on long walks with her and Bubba.
>>2532505skipped it/10
>>2532495デデンネ
>>2532441You reckon any of the JPs will sing this in karaoke? Which ones (if any)?
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy this shit is good
>>2532505It was a fun shitshow that I never want to happen again
>>2532415I personally have a contingency plan in case of hololive EN death. I am going to leave my current mortal flesh and live in some mmorpg. All work will be done on autopilot.
>>2532521Too much sex with me
>>2532390
>>2532505Mori made it kino, but Clero still needs to die
>>2532505didn't actually watch the movies but mori was cute/10
>>2532487You may have actual brain damage
>>2532496Fucking grim.
>>2532463baaaaaaaased
>>2532505First movie was genuinely awful. Second movie was okay. Mori's reactions made it bearable and entertaining.
>>2532319well, for one, after Mori opened the gates with the Rikka collab, the homos in general have been, how to put it, being bashed less so there's less fear to post about them and the few schizos that literally shit blood when they are being mentioned are returning to /jp/ I know because I still go therein this hours specially, the ID's are pretty open for collabs with them, and Ollie, arguably the most popular right now (almost doubles Moona in weekly views), it's one of the main Astel shills
>Open Astel stream>He's singing in his native language of alien>He ends before I can leaveKino
>>2532505mori was cutebilly madison is bad and adam sandler will burn in hell for ithappy gilmore was alright
>>2532540Agreed
Gura will get 3 days off and won't be streaming today.
(((karaoke is over)))
>>2532463she's so perfect
http://poal.me/fl1e6jhttp://poal.me/fl1e6j
>>2532524The voices in his head told him it was a good use of his time.
>>2532505Missed it because of work. Not interested in watching the VOD.
Teamates unironically defend this
the meme shark seems bored of hololive though. seems to be the same as her old character
>>2532429Oh cool. Didn’t Kiara already ask about this and got turned down by management because it was “expensive”? Maybe if the 3 of them ask, they’ll actually get it this time.
>>2532413Considering her twitter activity has slowed to a crawl I wouldn't be surprised if she barely logs into the discord account either. I think she's reached the point where Hololive to her is more a 'clock-in, stream, clock-out' kind of affair. Hence why she basically disappears off the face of the Earth outside of streams.
After watching Flare for the first time I can safely say she's underrated
>>2532513oh, i dont think so
>>2532487It's really funny to me that people actually don't realize the fact that Mori is an extremely good actor. They really believe that Mori is an autistic and cringy girl, when in reality she is just playing a character of autistic reaper that was given to her by Cover. Irl she is just a normal individual, I assure you.I am an actor myself, with some minor success. I can easily spot when someone is "roleplaying" so to speak. And Mori is a perfect actor.She just hits all of traits of a good actor:1) She always sees a big picture. Mori always knows where she wants to be.2) An extremely good networking skills. Do really think that our boi can network? No, and yet she has a lot of friends in the industry.3) Mori likes to take chances. She took a huge risk when she decided herself to become an idol. This daredevil attitude is in her blood. All actors by nature are risk takers.4) Likes D&D.5) She finds performingto be a fun activity. She actually enjoys it.6) Mori is always concentrated never breaking an act.7) She is good at accents. Cowboy Mori is a kino.And so so much more that wouldn't fit in this post...And if it is not enough for you think of the following:There is no possible way that such an autistic person as Mori can exist and function in a society. Seriously think about it, the amount of "special" moments that such an autistic individual can produce is incomprehensible for a mortal man. If Mori was that autistic for real then she would have been kicked from Japan long ago.
I hope Gura plays more Terraria this week
>>2532566My mori is Gura
MORI DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HOLOLIVE
Gentlemen, for as angry and as rage-filled she was later on in the stream, which was still very cute, remember that she was fucking 100% adorable earlier in the stream.https://youtu.be/9GgmxoKZQQg?t=1435https://youtu.be/9GgmxoKZQQg?t=1791
Wtf was that SC a joke about PPTenshi's health?
>>2532581>Not using the Tommy picture with this copypasta
>>2532505I loved it but I also really enjoyed those movies when I was a kid
KANATAN LOVE
>>2532524>Big ups to Kanata-senpaiBased
>>2532524the thing that's so weird about it is that his rrats keep getting more convoluted and less damaging. he wastes all that time spamming shit that is literally "i don't like gura very much" tier.
>>2532570it's cute, just like Ame!
>>2532186ORANGE
well, /hlgg/?
>>2532505All Mori watchalongs are golden.
>>2532505I am getting tired of Mori watching garbage and doing stupid shit just because the chat suggested it. I'm at the limit of wanting another Taiwan yab just so the chat finally crosses into being completely unusable.
>>2532549it's actually funny to see how friendly the /jp/ Homostar thread is towards Mori compared to the Hololive threadthey enjoyed the Ritunes collab a lot and were happy about her spotlighting the boys' efforts
>>2532561>Gura will get off 3 days in a row
>>2532500>WhitestAt least pretend you're not falseflagging
Bro instead of responding to bait, look at this angel
>>2532583Same desu but I want to see her play more RDR2 once she fixes it and for her to finally play Borderlands do they have Gearbox permissions?
>>2532581I was waiting for this pasta as soon as I saw that reply
>>2532581Kek, the ending always gets me
>>2532577I hate the fact at looking at her speech during the 6 month anniversary just being a lie but seeing how she didn't call for Mori's birthday and has ghosted Ina for a week... yeah Gura is probably not as good as I thought she was
>>2532575She got turned down for unknown reasons and speculated that "maybe it was too expensive", probably to cover for the management issues that she knows are the real problem.
MORI KANATA IS DYINGLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
If Mori ever gets to play P3 her Persona will be Hell Biker
Is it really acceptable for Aqua to be on an 8-day vacation? I bet she won't stream again today or post a schedule on twitter.
>>2532570VAMPSON LOVE
>>2532566My Mori is my wife.
>>2532561based
>>2532505I woke up at 3AM and ran late to work for this/10Still enjoyed it a whole lot because I never get to watch anything with friends these days, and Mori makes for a great parasocial homie
>>2532603Well, /hlgg/.
>>2532603
>>2532626I'd be amazed if she even beats him, let alone Matador
>>2532616>he fell for the latinx rratlole
>Schizos hereSHE'S NOT EVEN GURA ANYMORE, IT'S JUST HER >Schizos in HER thread SHE'S NOT HER ANYMORE HER GENIUS IS BEING REPRESSED
>>2532626FUCK OFF GOH STRIDER
>>2532622What's It like spending so much time to talk to yourself for the entire board to see? I'm legitimately curious
How new are you guys that you have not realized by now that it is in fact okay when Gura does it?
>>2532591Mario isn't my favorite franchise from her by any means but it's kinda the quintessential Ame to me. Equal parts cutekino and rage/sufferkino.
Rrats this, rrats that.. Can I just ask one thing: when is that lazy bitch Yagoo releasing his schedule? He hasn't streamed for months now.
>>2532618Borderlands solo is a miserable experience though, and I doubt she'd find anyone to play it with.
>>2532603frogs
>>2532575>Maybe if the 3 of them ask, they’ll actually get it this time.Where you not hear earlier? As of right now the EN realm is in fucking limbo because Enma didn’t pay the bill. Who knows if she’s smart enough to back up the server and restore the realm. Most likely they can, but if not they’re going to have to start over, and if so HOPEFULLY they make a server and hopefully the first thing they do is the portal. Even if they can restore it, they still need to make it a server right after damnit.
>>2532561Still better than what the JPs pull.... please Shion... Aqua.... Ayame.... I just want to hear your voices again...
>>2532617Cute
>>2532651Why are schizos like thisHe's exhibiting the same behavior as that Kiara schizo and that Mori schizo
>>2532643Hey my post is there!
CALLI MY STEPDAD DIED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2532648They are unironically right though
>>2532659Can't believe he's the biggest homo...
Fucking hell, it's that dead stepdad superchat
>>2532659Depresshiongox....
MORI MY STEP FATHER DIED AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT BEING A FAGGOT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JWU, how was the Gurina Monster Hunter collab?
>>2532648the funny thing is that those are both the same schizos, most likely
>>2532659He doesn't care about Hololive...
>I cant take it when some weirdo shows up unannouncedOkay well>There's nothing wrong with any of usOkay man we gott...>None of us have any major problemsUhhh man lets>Hey lets make a pactWhat>Lets make a suicide pactUh no thats cra...>I'll go first>[gun sho
>>2532319It's unicorn falsflagging. I don't think any actual homo fans are that desperate for collabs. They're entertaining and talented enough on their own
Mori enjoys LETS GOOOOO posting
>>2532603The comments here about how people wanna both fuck her and cuddle with her. Her expression is one of disgust but also of appreciation because she understands not everyone has a way with words.
Remember when Aqua ghosted Towa on her collab? It's pretty telling that nobody called into her zatsudan. Her being a nice shy girl is just kayfabe. We all know that she goes out to restaurants with friends and flirts with doctors and has done live idol shows in the past. What a fake bitch. It's really unfair how she treats her co-workers and fans.
>>2532505>Movies were cringe, but watching with Mori and /hlgg/ was fun>Mori's commentary and the stupid shit she was doing was top tierThis should be the only time this happens, Clero fuck off.O'DOYLE RULESAw, she didn't read the "LET'S GOOO" shitpost
>>2532659>No upload in 3 monthsHE’S PREGNANT
>>2532659It's just not the same after the yab....
>>2532659i hear he is married
>>2532670isn't aqua sickshe lived on her own for all of like one month and ended up knocked out for over a week... someone please adopt the onion...
Mori is such a nice girl
>>2532672probably cognitive dissonance from wanting to watch vtubers while also hating themselves for watching vtubers
>>2532659He doesn't care about hololive>no collabs>hardly streams at allGraduation when?
LET'S GOOOOOO
>>2532696Damn, resurrecting those rrats
RATE THE STREAM
>>2532715I'll have to do it. Wish me luck anons.
>>2532656>>2532591Also have a snail babyhttps://youtu.be/9GgmxoKZQQg?t=1489
>>2532659How can he call himself CEO if he never streams?
MY STEPDAD DIED AND I AM A FAGGOT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2532723Cringekino/10
People like to shit on low numbers but I wish Gura had numbers like Ame's Sunshine stream because that chat was comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qf_RgR4NYcwhat a weird combo, glad Kanata's getting collabs though!
>Mori enabling faggotsthis is why she has the worst fanbase next to chumkeks
>>2532714Maybe too nice for her own good
>>2532561I'm used to it.
>>2532696Holy shit now we're going back in time with these rrats. Now post the one about that time "Fubuki snapped during an Apex stream" then post the cute clip of her saying Get Rekt
>>2532643>Ame's the homoschizo of /jp/
Hey... Moona is streaming right now.
>>2532648They're both right. Debut Gura is nothing like this nihilist depressed ironic jokes only Gura. And at the same time she clearly is far more filtered compared to HER and still holds herself back from making vulgar jokes quite frequently.
Mori loves me bros...
>>2532643Hi Ame!
>>2532659
>>2532561>3 daysAnon... look at the calendar... something is coming for Gura the next 1-3 days...
>>2532723Life imitating art/10
>>25326482 sides of the same schizo coin who should kill themselves
>>2532715Man the /hlgg/ version of this is so much more innocent than /hlg//hlg/'s version of Aqua moving out is a fucking rrat STARSHIP
>>2532750>Hey... Moona>Hey Moona!After all these months, is this still the best Moonafics have to offer? Riding the coattails of a criminal?
>>2532723Fuck chat, fuck dadfags and fuck deadbeats in general/10
J**, is someone willing to get me up to speed with the new rrats? Last thing I heard was that enma forgot to pay for the realm, ina wants to look into creating a server for EN and ina leaving her house more often which I didn't quite understand. Appreciate it anons
Is COVER a public company? Would it be possible to buy enough shares to have a seat on the board?
>>2532723Your oshi is alright, deadbeats.I'm glad I came back to experience the stream here, it was fun/10
>>2532448All of them are from before gen 3. They have a different minimum stream obligation than the newer gen.
>>2532659So /hlgg/, what can we do to save Tanigox?
I wonder how people would react if they, say, suddenly came put of a 2 year coma right now and they see the streamer scene being taken over by anime girls while the entire world is dying from the plague 2.0
>>2532777Based digits of trutht. deadbeat
>>2532774Give me a QRD on it. Cuckposting? Unironic "She has the Coof!!111!" rrats?
>>2532723OLD MAN/10Hilarious seeing the parallels yet again.
>>2532723Double Peace/10Pretty funny, didn't quite reach the heights of the first volume because that time I had no idea what I was in for. But still great
>>2532737I like being able to actually see my message in chat for a second before it gets washed away with everything else. At the very least then, another viewer might find it funny
EoP here.Does Sora have an accent? The way she talks seems really unique compared to the other JPs, but I don't really know any better.
>>2532723doxxbeat prime the manga/10
>>2532780Nope
>And fuck off people who thing this doesn't belong here, people need support sometimesIt doesn't and here's why. If you need support get it from someone who can actually be there for you, and if you have no one like that; learn to be your own support because you're going to need to be. Vtubers are not your friends, family, or therapist, and treating them like one is unhealthy because it creates a dependance on someone you can't depend on.Also LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2532723Kino/10
>>2532723life imitates art/10
>>2532780No you can’t poorfag
>>2532794Intense levels of cuckposting, with extreme details.They've been obsessed with that rrat and Suisei/Kanata hating each other
Debut Aqua is nothing like this current sadsack Aqua that pretends to cry over children's racing games. When you see her joking around with Mea it's obvious she's filtering herself now. She constantly has to make slurping noises to hold back from making vulgar jokes and references to China, which she loves with all her heart. Let her be free, Cover!
>>2532780They are not and thats a good thing
>>2532790We need to convince Ame to do an Apex collab with him obviously
remember when botan lost 10 members?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4okGMwU7bCc&ab_channel=HoloLiveEngSubCuts
>>2532429I unironically think that all of the ENs (yes, even Mori) will actually be super on board with playing a lot of Minecraft if that happens. On the other side, it'll also completely reignite waning interest in Minecraft on the JP side as well. I don't see how anyone loses, so naturally Enma will make sure it can't happen.
Imagine one day a holo says ''I just play games'' in response to some dramatic super chat
>>2532257>>2532282>>2532413>>2532500>>2532574>>2532622Hey guys! look! I'm giving them (you)s
>>2532723Great read alongtapped out during the superchat reading, I can't stand her fans
>>2532672They think they can cause some sort of sea change in the threads that will satisfy their need to feel like they've accomplished something.This is why all their posts eventually fixate on 'permanent' things like 'getting rid of X fanbase from the thread', trying to get people to stop watching X holo at all, or graduation.
>>2532819sasuga schizo central
>>2532505I had fun, even if the first half hour of Billy Madison made me want to kill myself.
>>2532811Mori is REALLY naive.She thinks she can make a positive change, but she's not in the position to do so.
>>2532820I can fix her
You are now remembering this collab.
>>2532842clap clap
>>2532319Everyone here and the EN community at large has a throbbing erection every time they see what they perceive to be an underdog nearly typed underage.
>>2532810>>2532814>>2532821So does YAGOO answer to anyone in the company?
>>2532723Literally a fucking Mori manga/10, pure kino>>2532777Based three-axes-beat
>people are still seething over this cute shark girl 24/7this isn't healthy
>>>/pol/316701001
>>2532829>I'm not your therapist.
>>2532850How did that go?
I've been sitting here 4 hours on this damn thread procrastinating going to go to the konbini. Is this depression?
>>2532850I want to see them collab again when Ame does her reps.
>>2532863Stay there
>>2532844wtf, i didn't know Blob was this cute.
>>2532793>wake up from coma>anime girls are now real>stay awakened from coma
>>2532859Meh I spend 25/7 thinking of her but at least I use it to write about my love for her
>>2532319The shilling for Astel has been going for way longer than that, ever since he first interacted with Ame I'd say.
>>2532863nice selfpost faggot
>>2532849IMAGINE how SUPPLE SHE FEELS
>>2532870It may also be ADHD
>>2532659WOW LOOK AT THAT, YAGOOFAGS WHINING AGAIN>WAAAH MY OSHI HASN'T STREAMED IN THREE MONTHSHOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ANKIMOTOMO FEEL
>>2532831Based bait-taker
>>2532829Ina
>>2532855no and that's a good thing
>>2532885Anon it's time to let go....
>>2532836So it's just the same retards that were addicted to splitting things off from /vyt/
>>2532829Ina told her chat she’s not qualified to be a therapist and to get gel basically.
>>2532885>Less streams than fucking Aloe
>>2532850It was okay and what I expected from Amelia EOPson
>>2532850Unremarkable but cute, kind of a shame they've not done anything together since.
>>2532793I wonder how a /hlg/ anon would react if they went into a coma in July last year during the holocaust and then woke up today
>>2532811If people think drinking the Mori milk will help them with their life let them.
>>2532859Can't she just respond to Ina's message which she technically already said yes to on stream? That's all I want man, being a ghost shark ain't cool
>>2532691I don't think they're desperate for collabs, they just enjoy his content.I sometimes tune into his karaoke streams too.
>>2532714Unironically too nice and too enabling of shitheads who need to be told to shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear about your faggot stepfather and how he died and you throwing out $100 bills to get some attention for it is exactly the kind of behavior that made your real father walk out.
>>2532885ANKIMO LOVE
>>2532885Ankimo needs to stop playing League with his girlfriend, and stream more
>>2532885Not like this...
>>2532846Too bad no one has the heart to tell her otherwiseOne way to call this shit out is to send her an aka about it but no fucking way she'll read it
>>2532850DID YOU EAT, ROBOCO-SENPAI? WHAT RANK ARE YOU? OOOOO ME TOO.
>>2532859The fact that you even felt the need to post this indicates that the criticism is getting to you.
>>2532897W-what kind of gel? They make gel for depression?
>>2532903>just barely finally ending the permissions shit>EN did pretty wellI dunno, they'd probably just go "oh, cool"
>>2532885that's rough buddy
>>2532863lol
>>2532827I’m going to SC Kiara about what she thinks about that, a portal between the EN and JP server. 3 vs “1” would be good. Especially if someone tells Gura too, she’d immediately say yes
>>2532896Yeah, they're the same in spirit.
This is a picture of the famous R.RAT from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. With all the crazy, wackydoodle animals posting all sorts of cartoony things in the threads, you'll need some stamina to endure it all. Lucky for you, just looking at this picture of R.RAT from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater will replenish some of your lost stamina!
>>2532885Jesus, you're one of those fuckers who still posts "Ankimo love" every time he's mentioned, huh? Bitch graduated, get over it.
>>2532811I skipped the superchat reading, how did Mori respond to that? Specifically the part where the faggot tries to take a swipe at people who don't want superchat readings to be dominated by people demanding a personal pity parade.
>>2532836If they want change just git gud at shitposting. There's multiple things in these threads that I've done that are still being used as shitposts months later.
>>2532524He can't even get his story straight, I'm STILL laughing at him from his attempts last thread.
>>2532897YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ANONREVEAL THE ANTIDEPRESSION GEL
>>2532855He answers to investors
Ame dong!
why did gura never used bloop?
>>2532855Nigger he owns it
>>2532901UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DOUBLE GURA
>>2532924Haven't you heard of LSD gel tabs?
>>2532885isn't that afro kind of yab?
>>2532863go back
>>2532846>>2532917Imagine if Ina gave Mori the "We aren't their therapists" talk.Also remember that one of Mori's stream ideas during debut was literally her being your therapist
>>2532959She just did last stream
>>2532744>>2532911Things would've been so much different if she weren't severely bullied as a child. Fuck those guys.
Could anyone tell me stuff about Mio? Besides the fact that she likes Tarot cards.
ASTEL NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox7IbAarxL4REINE IN 10 MINUTEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6VUCUWS4wM
>>2532923Not him but this shit's been on repeat ever since Ina's stream, and will likely stay on repeat for awhile more, until they forget about it in like a day and move on to something else to yell about.
>>2532917Mori's "live and let die" attitude is both her greatest strength and her worst downfall.
>>2532917yeah, just like she avoids reading all the other critical posts she's ever gotten, like those pointing out her messy time management, or how dumb sandliope was, or the ones that remark on her not reaching out on collabs enough...do you like, live in the same reality?
>>2532959too big
>>2532806no, her dialect is standard. you might just be noticing that her speaking voice is quite nasally
>>2532942She enabled it as always, I'm bummed out she skipped the aka making fun of him
>>2532341you're going to gensokyo with me
>>2532827>yes, even MoriI mean there was that stream where she specifically continued to stream just so she could say hi to Ame, Ollie, and Moona before ending. I could easily see her doing "fishing zatsudans" during JP primetime and then stalking any JPs online instead.
>>2532983Gura's schedule, so tomorrow at best is when they move on from it
>>2532954I want to tie Ame up and edge her for hours
>>2532980Nothing overtly exciting about her, but she holds the rest of the girls together by being a calming presence. also she comes up with and coordinates some pretty good collab ideas.
>>2532968lol
>>2532983Don't worry, I'll make sure to bring it up the next time Gura bullshits about loving and respecting her genmates. Actions speak louder than words after all.
>>2532977I mean, doing a marshmallow reading where you listen to the troubles of your gachikoi and give some advice isn't really that new, loads of Holos do it (Coco especially does a lot). The problem is, and I say this as a Deadbeat, why would you ask Mori of all people for advice?
>not him but...>is him
>>2532980She's really into vomit
What did the witch mean by this?
>>2532990Saying she's doing dumb shit is not the same as telling her that she's enabling faggots who should take their akasupas and invest in some therapy and then trying to get her to read THAT on stream. You really thought you had a counter-argument.
How is Moona gonna improve the Pecoaster?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6VUCUWS4wMsurprise reine
>>2533022H-hey, me too!
>>2532341If you like Ame and Botan you probably won't live to worry about that anonJust saying
>>2533015Mori may be dumb in her own special way but she unironically gives some solid advice sometimes, and she occasionally has a unique perspective on things
>>2532980I know she has a pair of tits that keep reappearing in my mind God look at these puppies I want to die smothered by them
>>2532980Her solo streams are an acquired taste. She's great as a collab partner or an emcee.
>>2533015honestly, the advice she gives out is often fairly good and down to earthshe knows she doesn't have answers, but she can talk about stuff about her own approach that didn't really work out as well as people would assume
>>2532980Best MC in Hololive by far, a lot of the big collabs you see are all organized by her. It became extremely apparent how important she is when she spent time in Capcom/Youtube jail and there were hardly any big collabs.
>>2532982Reine!
>>2533018>jwu...>has been up for 12 hours
>>2532982Nice, also i wish that Moona get to play with Peacock
>>2533016The biggest action you should take is finally taking your meds. I know it's hard amounting to literally nothing but this isn't going to change that.
>>2533034Examples please
>>2532859i heard she can sing
>>2532341
>>2532341Don't worry about it
>>2532885ANKIMO IS A WHORE
>>2533056>JWU>Not a new ip>80 posts away from the thread dying
>Astel differentiates members from non-members by colour of the barOh, nice idea
>>2533060>take medsTell that to Gura.
>>2532819>Suisei/Kanata hating each otherOkay, I'm curious. How, exactly, did this come to be?
>>2532980Hololive's #1 collab godhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aScd72TZBkLiterally every member of hololive loves hanging out with her, no exception
>>2532390Matador, his entire thing is teaching you to use buffs/appropriate demons and ame is way to pig-headed so she'd try to brute force it.
>>2533035I'm 18
>>2532980She used to play various sort of games before the permission arc, now she mellowed out ever since the big yab
>>2533085I'm not a gameplayfag but if Ame were to ever somehow play nocturne I wouldn't be able to watch knowing that she'd try (and fail) at brute forcing the game.
>>2532643
>>2532236Ame too!!!
>Open Flare stream>She's using Insect Glaive>Sigh and get ready to prepare the papers for marriage
the last ame/gura collab was 2 years ago...
>>2533091>he doubts botan getting augments to live to be 200
Just woke up, is the EN realm legit dead or did they manage to Frankenstein that bitch?
>>2533039The networking machine...
>>2532819>check archives>Aqua crew slowly going insane from lack of onion>no sight of cuckpostingWhy do I even wasting my time.
Is it possible to stop thinking about this detective?Not a damn second goes by where I don't want to love her with every fiber of my being.
I'm performing an investigation on Gura's unnatural cuteness and I need (you) to provide me with LOTS of evidence.
>>2533104Dead, Enma killed it. They still aren't going to the JP server either.
>>2533101It will be longer now knowing Gura ghosts even her "special" friend Ame
>>2533015Mori has good advice on occasion but there's literally nothing to be gained from sending anyone some MY ENTIRE FAMILY GOT MASSACRED IN A SKIRMISH AT THE BORDER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO superchat. The fuck do you want her to do for you? What are you expecting to hear? "Haha, good for you, retard!" It's going to be the same canned "I'm sorry to hear that. Even though things are rough, keep moving forward," response that all that shit gets because none of these girls are trained professionals and you're not someone looking for help to work through trauma, you're looking for 5 seconds of attention that you can clip and jerk off to because your favorite VTuber had all of her attention on you for those brief few moments.
>>2533110Your time could be spent on more English lessons, ESLfriend!
>>2533095Earth Defense...Katamari...Obra Dinn...G**** T****...
>>2533103That'd be amazing
>>2533118
>>2533077Sorry for what?
Lmao, you don't even need to know nip to understand Astel
>>2533112By going to sleep.I've only ever dreamed of Ame like twice and I'm upset about it. How do you guys dream about your oshi?
>>2532533Same. Putting all my chips on Ashes. If it's not even remotely good I don't know what I'm gonna do. Nothing good, that's for sure. Doesn't even have to be great, just be good enough to be able to leave this fucking world behind.
>>2533112Ame's law: any time you're not thinking about her you're actually thinking about her
>Astel>Peacock>Ollie>Moonafuck
>>2533124not to mention that 99% of the time its all fucking fake anyway and they just want the epic wholesome crying clip
>>2533138
Considering Nene 3d is coming, enjoy Lamy talking about her!
>>2533085C-Come on guys, give Ame the benefit of the doubt... I know she essentially brute-forced PPP into existance but even she'd have to recognize that you can't brute force Nocturne.
Zoom Bhttps://youtu.be/Caln4T6a-cI
>>2533112This but every time I watch a Lamy stream
>>2532777Kek this is the most t. deadbeat post i have seen in quite a while.
>>2533110Sure you checked the right archives, friend?
>>2533141it just happened randomly. i never thought i'd travel to north korea, but in my dream it made perfect sense that gura was giving a special live concert there and of course i would have to go there to see her and also act as a middleman for the north korean military's secret cocaine dealer who was working with the concert venue.
>>2533118here
>>2533161NENE CUTE
>>2533168>>2533161Based LamypostersI feel like her opening up and showing her dorky side has been a huge buff, she's really funny now
i swear gura antis never sleep
>>2533134Yagoo told us not to be ashamed about the color of our supachats, especially since they're such red colors n all.
Gura Haachama collab when...
>>2533141Hard to say, I don't think we really have much control over our dreamsThe closest I came to dreaming about Ame was that I was describing her to someone and how much I loved her because she's adorable and a dork>>2533168Tell me about Lamy anon, I don't actually know much about her; what's she like?
merakyats... your room...
>>2533095Man, Mio used to play the coolest games. Fucking Earth Defence and City Shrouded in Shadow immediately come to mind. Now EOPs could be forgiven for only knowing her as a zatsudan/collab bot, I hate it.
>>2532723Mori is the queen of my heart/10
I miss Gura, and I'm not even a Chumbud
Thank God the EN server has been deleted. Now that whore Ame can correctly build her XP farm
>>2533006it's still funny that Mori extended her stream just to do that when she learned that Ame will be around an hour later than on the original scheduleliterally no one expected her to do so, and it was still in the bday prep period where she was busy as shit
>>2533161Would (You) trast Nene?
huh, apparently JOPS can't seem to get enough of Gura's nihongo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z3BtGSvdCw
>>2533123>When GTA online roleplay with your bf is more importantDamn..
Come and watch the weekly music numberfagging, this time it's original songs only.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFnC2n1qZCc
>>2533080A schizo shat out a turd and called it a golden egg
>>2533061>Make content, stop tweeting>Show off your unique traits in the holo auditions>If you quit while you suck, you'll suck forever>But if you really don't want to do it, why bother forcing yourself?>https://youtu.be/xiwp1xOgdR4?t=9353>https://youtu.be/xiwp1xOgdR4?t=9640Though as the other anon pointed out sometimes you just want a person's perspective and their approach to something. Even if you don't agree with it you might still be curious to hear her opinion on something.
Hey Anon, I see you posting those rrats! You should be ashamed of yourself for some of the things You've posted! Things like>That I've used my tongue to make Suisei hit high notes!>I've performed "special maintenance" on Roboco!>I've given Miko special idol lessons!>I've spent "long hours practice a special routine" with AzKi!>I know the feeling of AkiRose's thighs against my cheeks!>I've played Matsuri like a drum!>I'm "more than Friends" with Fubuki!>I made Mel drink Acerola juice off my body!>I've "milked" both Akai Haato and Haachama!>That I've given Choco-sensei a "special check-up">I've give Aqua and Shion "punishments" for being bratty!>I've made Subaru call me Mama inbetween gasps!I can't even finish the list of things I'm so angry, I haven't even gotten to the list of things you seem think I do to A-Chan! I have not pulled her aside after a concert and start "Making out" with her like a beast in heat! Apologize, NOW!
>Ollie voice
>>2533187already posted mine
I feel like we used to have a bigger population of posters who shared cool translated shit about recent JP goings-onIf you guys are still here, p-please come back we love you, promise we'll stroke your ego better than /hlg/ does!
>>2533161wtf this is some ryoga tier sense of direction
>>2533170Sure.
>>2533205i love Kirameki Rider
>>2533203Me neither.
>>2533205>SSS is still in top 20I don't believe you, Cover
>>2532980she laughs easily at everything so everyone feels super comfortable if she's in the collab
When I show vtubers my moneyThey want to have sex with meAnd they always have orgasmsCause my supacha is so big
>>2533194Baka Enma!!!
Do NOT put Ina inside the fridge
Mori and Ame had some kino streams today.
First time watching Moona. Why does her live2D give off a constant feeling that she has autism?
>>2533153R-Risu stream soon, right?
Gura abandoned the EN discord altogether after Ame and Ina flooded it with frogs
>>2533187The pillow's festive
>>2533230We really need someone like that in ENhaving someone who laughs at even the shittiest jokes really helps make any atmosphere feel nice. Ina is close though she's been so funny the past few collabs
>Begging for foodReine...
>>2533237Because it's extremely accurate?No one can even touch Moona's autism levels outside of Aqua
>>2533231Man I haven't made much OC so it's jarring seeing it posted by someone else but here have a version where the leaf isn't cut off
>>2533197I miss Gura and I am a Chumbud
>>2533233what happens if i put ina ina fridge?
>>2533214I'm pretty sure Sora actually did grope Miko
>>2533194Has someone uploaded this one to reddit fort he meme review?
>>2533205>Kiara's HBD song for Mori is in the top 10Nice
>>2533237because she is?
>>2533205>Kiara's Calli songkek
>>2533205>Kiara's birthday songWTF
https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1382223821017518081Man she REALLY liked Metaton, pretty cute
Ollie's voice is starting to tear. I'm kind of worried that she's going to lose it again.
>>2533239I don't blame her
>>2533239And then Ame and Ina have discord sex together without Gura
BIGREDHEART
>>2533205if GHOST is there I'm going to feel again
Moona is following Yagoo's dream!She want to help him save souls of men!
I can't believe Kiara's birthday song made it lol
>>2533255>Ame: Moona, I really admire your Minecraft skills>Moona: I don't think so>Ollie: I was just having a meeting with Yagoo, to try and make me vice CEO, know what I'm saying?>Moona: no
>>2533290Wasn't released in time to make this ranking, it'll be in the next one (same with Korone and Moona's new songs).Also holy shit is the top 5 going to be all Mori?
>WATAME NOOOO
Progress update
>>2533269I don't know, I don't know how to use reddit. Post it there if you want
I'm finally going to bed but before I do I wanna post more cute Gurahttps://streamable.com/edr5nm
>>2533220And we'll stroke your dicks. We can't actually stroke your dicks, but if you close your eyes you can pretend that we're stroking your dicks.
>>2533267she becomes ninomae ina'nice
>>2533205GO MORI GOalso lol at chicken in Top 10
>>2533306Nice
>>2532443>I want to wrap my arms around her as she excitedly spergs out about somethingSame.
>>2533298>what one Dio guy he made a meme animation for sent the most cringe fucking superchat ever imaginable People really fucking choke with their 10 seconds of fame
Haven't played Amogus in monthsThere's a chat wheel?
>>2533295Yagoo wants to harvest men's souls. Either by entrapping them with his succubus oriental harlots or by sucking their souls out of their rears with his hooked and barbed and cactus-like dong.
>>2533313>3 back to back Mori songs in top 5Fuck me
So the upcoming senpai collab Gura couldn't talk about was pretty much the Cover with Matsuri, huh? Am I right to assume that doesn't count fas a collab for you, anons? I wonder if there are more cover collabs coming though..
I love this retarded manager that's only useful for breeding!
>>2533306I like that painterly style of yours anon, where did you learn it?
>>2533309oyasame
>all top 5 songs is going to be Morihow can she get away with this
Mori still dominates the top spots
>>2533205JESAS Mori dominated the Top 5 how will the Vsingers even compete?
>>2533205>top 5>it's all Callijesas
>>2533205Where the fuck was Palette? It definitely got over 100k in the last week
>>2533205>Top 5 is all Morialso where is Towa?
>>2533205GHOST AAAAAAAA
>That Mori domination
>>2533205>Literally the top 5 are all MoriCome on Cover, EN deserves so much more.
>>2533306Looks cool
>>2533324I can almost draw in a variety of styles I don't know
>>2533205M-Moririn, I kneel...
>>2533329They won't, the same way Gamers all suck at games.
Mori is too strong.
>>2533302IT WAS THERE COVER YOU COCKTEASES
>>2533205>Top 3 are just Mori's songsSasuguh.
>>2533209Based and thanks
[Sad News] Ollie is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Caln4T6a-cI
>>2533365top 5 bro
>>2533333
hey
Why no one is trolling ollie game?
Honestly though, why are you fags so adamant in defending Gura? Some of the posts in this thread are actual criticism. I get that everyone loves everything about their oshi, but denying her flaws, the flaws that even she talked about on stream, that's not love, that's just delusion
>Where was nobody? T. Polyphemus
>>2533369Ollie is such a dumb brat.
>>2533205>Ai chiisana no uta>16Bullshit
>>2533320>>2533365>3anons, it was all Mori from 5 up
>>2533123This is probably why she got the unprofessional title.
Mori's music isn't even that amazing, what the fuck made EOPs and JOPs fall in love with her to dominate top 5?
Mori cant stop winning
>>2533372epic shit
>>2533380I know, I posted that at 3, calm down deadbrap
>>2533220once the high wears off, I'll maybe report in on Suisui
>>2533382I do not know who the fuck any of these people are apart from the holos.
>>2533373Well be the change you want to see.
>>2533382>Gawr Gura>Japanwhat?
>>2533321anyone who's not completely unhinged from reality counted the minecraft server tour as gura's first collab outside her generation.
>>2533382>VR social influencerswhat the fuck?
March superchat incomes:>Sankisei:Rushia: $154,221Marine: $79,203Pekora: $62,286Noel: $33,562Flare: $31,092TOTAL:$360,364>ENKiara: $71,951Mori: $56,678Gura:$45,657Ame:$28,257Ina:$23,019TOTAL:$225,562Just to kind of give a wake-up call to people who think EN is some unstoppable powerhouse over JP. They're not anymore.
>>2533382isn't hololive nothing like what the title says?
>>2533385I like it.
>>2533382>Gura>VRWhat
>>2533309Remember if you like a streamable clip, keep posting it or put it on catbox. I think they do pic related if it goes months without being seen by anyone.
>>2533385weeb nigger rap is trendy globally
>>2533382Don't got to vrscout .com it downloads cunny on your harddrive.
I think an underrated moment from Mario Sunshine today was Ame just quietly reading something on screenI don't know what it is about it, I just really liked ithttps://youtu.be/9GgmxoKZQQg?t=2893
>>2533420>weeb nigger rapIsn't that a contradiction?
>>2533374having a different sleep schedule isn't a flaw. her insisting that it is also doesn't make it a flaw.
>>2533374Nobody is denying that Gura needs to get better with her social interactions outside streams though... At most I only made fun of the guy who kept spamming about how she is a liar who actually doesn't care about her genmates. Wouldn't surprise me if you're the same person, trying to bring this up again and all.
>>2533408Gen 4:Coco:$142,935Watame:$44,280Kanata:$32,771Towa:$24,107Luna:$21,359TOTAL:$265,452Also more than EN.
>>2533432Niggers are the biggest weebs
>>2533374>we
>>2533408Rushia is just too cute
>>2533385it's literally the only hololive music that's not badly produced, which makes it refreshing to listen to.
>>2533385Here's the secret anon hololive music in general is mediocre at best, and try numbers are only really impressive in the niche she specialises in and not in the general music scene
Using AZKi to schizopost is a new low. The only acceptable AZKi shitpost is a low-res image of her frog face as the first reply in the thread.
>>2533408>EN isn't as strong as the strongest JP generation>In a month where the strongest JP superchat queen in the strongest JP superchat generation had her 1 million subscriber milestone streamsI dunno, seems like EN is doing pretty fucking well to me.
>>2533408Where's coco?
>>2533432no
>>2533382>Marine and PekoraS-sugoii
>>2533374Who are you quoting schizo?
>>2533350kek, Watame's song with her feature still made it tooMori appears in 7/20 spots of the Top 20, basically the third of the list
>>2533263i miss gura and im not even gura
>>2533385It's unique and also Mori is a huge inspiration for women, JOPs, and indies
>>2533382is this just hololive with some randomly-generated but plausible-sounding fictitious channel titles to make it look like hololive has competition?
>>2533449>Got btfo before you could even hit the submit button>>2533440
>>2533450>>2533408Sorry I rushed and didn't read sankisei
>>2533408Good, hopefully there's an even bigger drop soon. Bandwagoners go die already. Attention whores, die like your entire family instead of sending superchats for attention.
>>2533418that is concerningtime to do my streamable reps
>>2533432You'd be shocked at how many blacks are giant weebs or are completely okay with shit that's anime-related.
>>2533385Its isn't amazing for you but it sure is for many people
>>2533408The strongest gen
What’s it like to hold the hand of someone you love?
>>2533469Coco also had her 1 million celebration in March, whereas EN had no milestones. I'll accept comparisons of EN's April to 3rd or 4th gens March.
>>2533471God the worst part about the recline are the weird lovedoom posters who are excited just because of a slower chatroom
>>2533408How much did the CN branch make in March?
Haha, Reine had a dream about being in a battle royale situation where she found a badass beautiful office lady archetype main character to stick next to so she could gain her plot armor, then had a jacuzzi scene immediately with her
>>2533467
>>2533468its from htc vivehttps://blog.vive.com/us/2021/04/08/htc-vive-celebrates-top-100-global-vr-social-influencers-2021/
For those that weren't watching, Ina said in her stream>She's been going outside for the past few monthsDidn't specify what for, but followed it up with>It'll be worth it.Given she said that, I'm assuming the end result is in someway for the viewers or a surprise of some sorts. I'm thinking it may involve the thing Ina's been working that she said maybe no other holos have done before. But I wanna hear what others may think it is.
>>2533481I think i did that in middleschool. It felt like you'd expect a warm, soft hand to feel like, but over your entire body.
>>2533418Good reminder.https://streamable.com/rv5llbhttps://streamable.com/utttnrhttps://streamable.com/j6p6qjhttps://streamable.com/70su9bhttps://streamable.com/sk27d9https://streamable.com/pwp1t4https://streamable.com/tk9comhttps://streamable.com/kzg0l0
>>2533432Are you that same whiny bitch that said niggers can't be weebs because he was bullied by them in high school?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qf_RgR4NYcI **U and what the HELL is this?!
>Ollie's been a tutor>and Student Council presidentat what point is she just making shit up?
>Astel start singingKiara collab when?They are pretty much one person at this point
>>2533495Anon, your baseline reps..
>>2533481smells. smells. interlinked.
>>2533385NIGGEROFNIPPON
>>2533418They get deleted if they fail to get 100 views. Anything over 100 views stays.t. Has ancient fucking clips of Artia and Roboco that I know nobody has watched for half a year that are still around because they have a bit over 100 views.
>>2533498I genuinely don't know, I'm not american
>>2533493Fiancé rratbros?
>>2533493sex with Ame
>>2533469Anon, you know Coco had her 1 million celebration too right?
>>2533486>Ame as an office ladyHot.
>>2533194>J-chad: Doesn't check Mori's schedule for a week until paywalled Minecraft is about to start, then panics
do people not know how to use a combination lock nowadays
>>2533505with incels interlinked with incels interlinked with incels interlinked with incels interlinked with incels interlinked with incels interlinked with incels interlinked with incels interlinked with incels interlinked
>>2533385Honestly I've yet to find a Hololive original song that I'd actually listen to on my own time.
>>2533510Is that what it is? And they just stay up indefinitely after getting 100?
>>2533408>>2533440Gee willikers, these sure are concerning numbers, especially since neither Gen 3 or 4 has some huge outlier earner in it to skew the numbers.
>>2533510is there a way to download from streamable
>>2533493Probably going to a studio to record something. Who knows what, exactly.
>>2533432yeah, you could say it's an oxymoron
>>2533408Might as well finish the data.Gen 5:Lamy:$78,840Nene:$70,395Botan:$24,991Polka:$12,5230TOTAL:$186,749Gen 2:Aqua:$50,846Ayame:$35,230Subaru:$32,952Shion:$16,716Choco:$4,115 (less than Ayamy)TOTAL:$139,859Gen 1:Aki:$20,796Matsuri:$18,963FBK:$16,900Haachama:$14,338Mel:$6,248TOTAL:$77,245Gamers:Korone:$38,240Okayu:$33,756FBK:$16,900Mio:$14,659TOTAL:$103,555
>>2533481Interlinked.
>>2533220dont worry, it's just all numberfagging. I would be interested of them talking about holofightz though
>>2533418https://streamable.com/yi06pdhttps://streamable.com/qlrwpd
The poster below me is a friend!
Does anyone have the scores for this game?Astel run seems to be shaping to be the worst of them all...
>>2533432i'm nigger..
>>2533526Yeah. I mean look at this clip, the last time I posted it was August last year, and I really doubt anyone has been just watching it every once in a while to keep it alive.https://streamable.com/xcvki1
>>2533533Damn, Nene is doing better than I thought.
>>2533485https://streamable.com/skb6aq
>>2533533Choco-sensei...
>>2533525Stardust Song, Shijoshugi Adtruck and Next Color Planet are ones I have in my playlist but nothing else
>>2533382who the fuck are these people?
>>2533533Gen 0, anonchama?
>>2533483I'm sorry your oshi made $30k instead of $40k for one month, your life must be so difficult :(
>>2533205>Chicken's joke song at number 10God is a chicken anti with a sense of humor
>>2533408>>2533533Sankisei strong
>>2533533EN looking pretty good
>>2533525TE WO AGETE
>>2533408Just to give context on Ame's SC numbers.Current count for the month not even halfway in: $18459So yeah seeing that her moving greatly affected her earnings and also the fact that Mori has a monster birthday, expect EN to come out on top in April
>>2533533Being Ayame must be amazing. Stream the actual minimal amount of time every month and still almost make as much money as the beloved Korone.
>/hlgg/ died for a full minuteDead general
>Ollie just turned the chat filter offI feel it coming.
>>2533382>>2533488OHHHH it's miscategorized. it's supposed to be about virtual reality youtubers, and they accidentally included the top overlapping virtual youtubers.
>>2533433The flaw is irresponsibility. Even she herself knows this like how she said she knows drinking caffeine before bed is bad or that she's nearing a deadline. Not to discredit her though, she has improved A LOT but there are still a lot of simple missed opportunities she isn't taking for self-improvement>>2533438I said actual criticism, obviously I'm not talking about that Gura schizo anti
>>2533525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKKar5SS29E
>>2532236I love ina too!. She gets shit done in a way you might not except.
>>2533583from her?
>>2533583hard R or doesn't count
>>2533588that makes no sense. sleeping at a different time than unthinking guiltmongers like you tell her to isn't a problem. sleeping at the same time you tell her to isn't improvement.
>>2533581>Run out to the store>/hlgg/ dies in my absenceAm I really the only poster here?
>>2532254>discothequeI dont live in the balkans.
>>2533578I wouldn't bet on it, Flare had her birthday this month and Rushia/Marine are as strong as ever. The fact that EN is still keeping up with Sankisei after 7 months is a pretty good sign, though.
>>2533481....inter...i-interlinked*jaw audibly clenches*
>>2533533Gen 0:Miko:$51,874Suisei:$29,422RBC:$14,983Sora:$14,700TOTAL:$110,979ID:Ollie:$27,830Reine:$8,288Anya:$5,895Risu:$4,443Iofi: Outside top 300, so can't be more than $3000Moona: Outside top 300Total:$46,456-$52,456Sharts:Roberu:$27,501Astel:$8,987Aruran:$7,524Rikka:$7,399Miyabi:$5,335Shien:$4,996Izuru: Outside top 300Oga: Outside top 300Temma: Outside top 300TOTAL:$61,742-$70,142So it is: Gen 3>Gen 4>EN>Gen 5>Gen 2>Gamers>Gen 0>Gen 1>Sharts>ID
>>2533610Me? Yeah
>>2533610all me, babyt. samefag
>>2533610>he thinks he made it back home safely
>>2533610No, that's me.
>>2533418https://streamable.com/a7td2hhttps://streamable.com/ko7ogd
>>2533528I went and added the numbers tossing out the highest and lowest earner in Gen 3, 4 and EN, and it kinda shows how much of a carry Coco isSAN: 175,051YON: 101,158EN: 130,592>>2533533>>2533621if someone wants, they can use the stuff from posts above and check similar for all the other gens, but probably won't change much
>>2533621Jesus fucking christ Ollie.
>>2533493Going outside could be anything like working on stuff in a studio to doing real life reps shit that might improve her situation like actually getting her license or getting her paper work and shit together so she can move or travel. The whole never been done before comment was interesting but has any holo done like a real serious lore video? She's mentioned doing or at least thinking of doing lore stuff in q&as and there was that member image she shared a month or two ago. I'd bet that whole thing is just lore related stuff.
>>2533481>of someone you lovelmao
>>2533625P-please don't do that...
>>2533604I think we misunderstood each other, I'm talking about how Gura is irresponsible enough that she's fucking up her sleep schedule
>>2533621Those disloyal indogs really dropped Moona for Ollie as soon as she proved to be the new hotness...
>>2533650i am rejecting wholesale the suggestion that her sleep schedule is a problem.
>>2533621Holy fucking shit, Ollie
>>2533621You also have to remember that ID uses Streamlabs
>>2533659maybe the strength in their arms just ran out
>>2533522I think you meant PANIK
>>2532591I tuned in 1 hour and 10 min into the stream, gonna watch the first 1 hour now!
>>2533583You know what that means.
>>2533408Honestly the most sad thing about this is Ame has to spend 8 hours a week jerking off her ARS superchats to basically make the same amount as Ina who outright skips superchats and streams half of Ame's hours.
being an EOP with a JP oshi, I can't help but feel a bit of jealousy at those with an EN oshi. Maybe this is a sign I should do my reps
>>2533621I'm honestly surprised moona gets so little.Is it possible to factor in streamlabs too?
>>2533621>Ollie makes as much money as Ame despite being 500k subs shorterhow the fuck does she do it
>Ollie called it
>>2532659Sorry we were too busy fucking. I'll let him stream a little.
>>2533382Wow, Drumsy's doing pretty well for himself.
>>2533205>Kiara's Calli song 10thkek
>>2533621The most confusing part of this is Miyabi, because I literally never hear anything about him except an occasional random image of him in sunglasses accompanying some surfer speak.
>>2533621Ollie might actually be a monster if we factor in streamlabs donations.
>>2533621If Ollie streamed during EN hours she’d definitely be making ~50k
Ollie...
Odd choice for a cover by Moona but I think it fits. Not something you'd usually expect a vtuber to sing a league of legends song. Can we expect more covers that branch out more instead of just the popular vocaloid and anime songs?
>>2533621Jesus Christ even if Reine had triple of what she earned, she'd still be behind Ollie.
>>2533693Milestone vs moving.
>>2533493Original song recording. 3D studio shit. Something for her lore, maybe related to very high definition video being taken of places, but unlikely as that could be yab. Documentation or something so she can visit her genmates. That's all the things the rats inside my head whispered. Pick one.
>>2533692No
>>2533709Akva...
>>2533691Maybe you should go back >>>/jp/
what is judas doing on ollie's stream
>>2533683Anon....>>2533578
>>2533693Zoomer buff probably.
Do you kneel?
Are there other Holos that actively discourages SCs and don't do SC readings besides Ina?
>>2533610Yes anon, we only exist when you're here. But shush, I'm not allowed to tell you that.
>>2533621Where is azki?
>>2533738fubuki.
>>2533726he wants to get railed by astel
>>2533726He calls himself Judas, what did you expect?
>Amogus>Judas KFPEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>2533382Literally who the fuck are those people? Never heard of them
>>2533621>Anya earning more than Lofi and MoonaSasuga, knifewife
>>2533621>>2533533>>2533408With all these numbers in mind...... where the fuck does the money go? It doesn’t go towards outfits, seeing Roberu’s 3D (AND HOPEFULLY NOT NENE’S), it doesn’t go to 3D. It doesn’t seem like it goes to permissions, and if it does it seems like there’s a LOT left over, even with paying the talents and staff. It seems like there a lot of money that just goes unallocated.
isn't this literally the worst score of the whole Holo pro?
>>2533621i'm sure someone dropped 2k in an ollie stream by streamlabs.
>>2533726I thought you were talking about Artia...
>>2533738Suisei
>>2533738Anya
>>2533753>even "I don't get paid enough for this shit" Dagger beats ID1Jesus
>>2533755It goes up Yagoo's butt.
>>2533755it all goes directly into yagoo's pocket
>>2533745This will look terrible in hindsight if FBK graduates for any reason and under anything but the absolute best of terms.
>>2533745Fubuki does do superchat readings sometimes though.
>>2533755It goes into cash.
>>2533578>>2533620the real scary thing about Mori is that even after the b-day splurge, she doesn't even show much of a mellow-out perioddeadbeats are crazy
>>2533709Did everyone already forget this shitstorm?If so, that's fine. Better forgotten in the end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saa3U75gFdg&ab_channel=B%E1%BB%99S%C6%B0uT%E1%BA%ADpHololiveC%E1%BB%A7aTui
>>2533755Yagoo blows it all on whores
what data is there about how many clipwatchers are converted into paying members/superchatters?
>>2533791But the stars also make a lot of money.
>>2533738Suiseishe knows that she doesn't put out a lot of membership content, so her membership is cheaper
>>2533683>muh arsonly 2 faggots use ARS to SC Ame and you keep parroting the same shit pretending its true, neck yourselfthe only true thing is that most people donate 5 dollars since Ame reads all messages no matter the size, if she only read Akasupas she'd be getting more of that, it's only natural
>>2533755Roberu's actual 3D design is good, the issue was on the technical rigging side rather than the 3D artist's side. My rrat is that they're used to working with girls so they fucked up the proportions of the model compared to his body somehow, though that doesn't explain why Rikka's 3D looks fine (better than most of the girls, arguably).
Poch....https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1382236943237357573?s=21
>>2533493I can feel it in my bones that one of these days one of these girls is gonna do something completely unexpected and mindblowing as a way to give backI'm willing to bet out of the current Holos it'll be one of the ENs, Gamers, Gen 5's, Pekora, Sora, AZKi, Miko, Luna or CocoEven the Stars could put on a grand show for all I know
>>2533704Miyabi had his birthday last month
>>2533408kfp strong
>>2533796
>>2533755what kind of debts do they have? how much does the rent cost on the office/studio?
>AMOGUSSUS
>>2533789Same with rushia’s fan.
>>2533790>Take OverNice P5 reference, I didn't know Aqua was so based.
>>2533789There was a bit of a mellow out period before the birthday stream where Mori wasn't earning quite as much (though still relatively speaking a lot). I think people were saving up for it.
>>2533755>p-san (EnPro)>"j-chad">Enma>that "other" manager Ame mentioned>Jenma(THIS IS JUST FOR EN)There are more managers than talents in hololive.All of these people are sucking up weekly full-time paychecks.
>>2533802Pekora already tried and got shot down so hard it audibly upset her on stream.
>>2532850Ollie/RBC collab later this week.
>>2533781Maybe, but the timing was really good at the time because people were doomposting REALLY hard when the china situation started
>>2533801wow
Give me an for an idea for a reddit meme so I can make it on the review
>>2533713Reine doesn't need money though so it's alright.
>>2532850Did we ever decide if this collab was cut short because of a 'last game' misunderstanding or not?
>>2533408>Kiara earning a good $15,000 more than Mori in Supas for that monthI mean this month will be different because of her birthday but what happened in March that allowed Kiara to earn so much more than Mori?
Sorry to doompost, its my birthday and I'm drunk.I've been watching Hololive since Q1 2020, and always found people that unironically loved their oshi to be fucking weird. But here I am, after so many months of EN, each day it feels like I love my oshi even more. While its a good feeling, I need remind myself that after a few years she'll graduate and, just like that, I won't hear anything from her anymore.That's why if you still want to have a chance to feel happiness after she's gone, use her as motivation now to be a better person and do your reps. Its the only thing you can obtain from parasocial / symbiotic relationships that will truly have a positive impact in your life.
>>2533826Yeah that's why I put her on the list. I still wonder what it was if it hasn't been revealed already
>>2533820ENMA HATE
>>2533819honestly, a lot of that seemed to coincide with her barely streaming/bigger events happening off her channel (like major parts of February channeling into Kiara's), but I guess it makes sense for March
>>2533820>>that "other" manager Ame mentionedSorry bro me and ame blow it on our sexcapades
>>2533806More telling is the non-talent to talent ratio. Knowing how most jap companies, especially tech companies, structure themselves I would not at all be surprised if it were something like 3-4 non-earning staff per earning talent.
>>2533837here's onekill yourself for a meme
>>2533820I wonder how much Cover management actually makes
>>2533837Make a meme where the joke is that someone touches lamy and then turns in to an iceberg. Then Kiara comes along and thaws them out. This repeats for 18 minutes.
>>2533837Nene paizuri hole has been clipped a lot lately so probably that
>>2533493Original song
>>2532885Why did Sora abandon him...
>>2533853yeah, personnel are almost always the biggest cost.
>>2533798That's balanced out by getting 5 dollar donations from people who would otherwise never have donated though. Generally despite the increased volume there don't seem to be as many attention-whoring messages for Ame compared to Kiara, Mori and Gura.
>>2533844>its my birthday and I'm drunkLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2533844Didn't read, but I'm reporting this for off-topic
>>2533755I guess they could >still be paying the investors money from pulling out from china>saving a chunk in case the final yab happens and they can retire without problem>paying for a license of the software they use (maybe to apple?)>the Alternative thing is bigger than we think
>>2533857Considering not even our absolutely schizophrenic posters can MAKE UP stuff that could possibly justify them getting a 40 hour paycheck, it must be fucking cushiest job ever.
>>2533867He smells bad.
>>2533843i'd say the 900k karaoke, but seems a lot even for that.
>>2532850now you also remember this collab.
>pics you can hear
>>2533837Do a grumpy cat about having to miss a stream because of work. Those niggers will clap like seals.
>>2533843Maybe, just maybe deadbeats were saving up for Mori's birthday?
>>2533844>Concernfagging /hlgg/
>>2533683Ame made more money than Gura last week.
>>2533497>https://streamable.com/kzg0l0amazing
>>2533844You'll never be a better person and when she's gone you're going to fall right back into the pattern of behavior that you were stuck in before. Improving yourself for the sake of others, let alone others who aren't obligated to remain a part of your life is a lie, a castle built on quicksand.
>>2533880That's right
>>2533884No I don't.
>Greentexts on streamReine sure is loosening up now.
>>2533755Some company invested like $5,000,000 to enter the foreign market, so they probably pay huge dividends. They could be investing that money in research towards new VR or AR technology. Or the rrats are true and Hololive is just a Yakuza front company and it all goes to them
>>2533870Especially in cover's case where it seems like they do very little to justify any kind of pay cheque. Although that could just be a complete mistake based on our limited insight.
>>2533844Happy birthday, anon. Make sure to follow your own advice.
>>2533493>next monthIt's the first EN song cover, specifically picked by Ina for this time. https://youtu.be/GQMlWwIXg3M
Towame
>>2533837Idk man, just put Gura in there licking the feet and give the rat a chumbuddy hood.
>>2533798But anon, you get a special message for your REEEEDDDDBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG...SUPACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTNYOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM...Thaaaank you!
>>2533904>They could be investing that money in research towards new VR or AR technology.when cover talks about developing technology, they mean paying short-term contractors to make minor improvements to their abominable iphone app.
>>2533920Hey, that VR pong shit is going places
>>2533781I wonder if she really will ever. Being this early and this important to them Cover might have offered her shareholder status. Even if she 'retires' they might just put her in management and have her come out once in a while to do QnA and public collab events like A-chan
>>2533916This. Or just edit the french girl to look like Gura
>>2533755VR software
>>2532765But according to calendar fags, that was last week
>>2533915the worst of both worlds
>>2533899I listened to GHOST without tearing up for once, but I still feel like that picture
>>2533935DYRB
>>2533915Somehow doesn't look all that good beyond being as slutty as possible.
>>2533920hey! they're also using the money to hire the best riggers money can buy!
>>2533946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lax71c3mKYwActually, yes. This is in-house.
>>2533418I don't have much since I usually upload on catboxhttps://streamable.com/9p8wiehttps://streamable.com/es6z03
>>2533935please don't embarrass yourself like this.
>>2532867rather poorly because they couldn't understand each other
>>2533915Towame...
>>2533621Art is deadEntertainers like to seem complicatedBut we're not complicatedI can explain it pretty easilyHave you ever been to a Cocomelon stream for childrenAnd one of the children won't stop spamming'Cause she's just a little attention-coomerWhen she grows up to be a seiyuu or tuberShe'll be rewarded for never maturingFor never understanding or learningThat every day can't be about herThere's other people, you selfish asshole!I must be psychoticI must be dementedTo think that I'm worthy of all this attentionOf all of this money you worked really hard forI slept in late while you worked at the drug storeMy drug's attentionI am an addictBut I get paid to indulge in my habitIt's all an illusionI'm all rigged upI'm all rigged upRigged upRigged upRiggeduuu--pArt is deadSo, people think you're a cutieHow do we get those people's booty?I said art is deadWe're rolling in dough while Annoying Orange rolls in his graveHis grave
>>2533918>spins around rapidly>blasts off like a rocket
>>2533214>I know the feeling of AkiRose's thighs against my cheeksGIWTWM
>>2533701>Cloudy Sheep>Kiara's Calli song>half of the first EP, Cursed Night and Redare you saying it's all Calli?
>>2533949Towa's outfit is slutty and only the jacket and her average chest really hides this.
>>2533418https://streamable.com/4lissawatch my clip :)
>>2533976
>>2533530You got me curious, so I tried using youtube-dl, and apparently it works with Streamable links too
>>2533962Personally I hope these are not only done at home but also over distanceIn other words I hope their idol VRChat is nearly ready
>>2533969rast game practice
>>2533976Gold isn't THAT expensive anon
Reminder: This is Ina's face when Korone visited her drawing stream of her.
>>2533976i-is this a bad sign?dont die Baqua...
>>2533994neat, I'll be doing that too then
>>253400268 minutes...
>>2533991pachi pachi!
>>2533621god damn roberu.
>>2533890fuck, didn't see that one posted in a whilefeels weird when people drag your OC out after months
Chances of Gurame collab this week? It looks very suspicious on Ame's schedule and maybe they're just fucking with us. I can't think of another JP senpai to collab with her unless it's something groundbreaking like Coco or Miko.
>>2534016it means onion hates that guy
>>25340233D debut stream
>>25340270
>>2533990I suppose so, but at least it has color coordination. And the average chest works better with the outfit.
Importanthttps://youtu.be/aCLqD-qlQKk
>>2533580being naturally cute has its advantages.
If they're not working on VR tech then they're genuinely stupid. Imagine regularly selling VR concert tickets.>one time investment for equipment>minor updates go a long way>the sponsorship opportunitiesIt's like they hate FREE money.
>>2534013This is also Ina's face when I shove toppogi up her anus
>>2534027Another Ame Apex collab
>>2534027very low chances, Iname will have a collab next week so don't expect Gurame next week either... it's over
>>2533205>>2533408>Mori doesn't earn compared to Kiara and Sankisei in SC's>Mori is in the top 5 of the music istGiven these two pieces of information, plus Marine's real talk on the cost of project production, this only goes to show Mori is dumping back her money to music production. Sasuga, Calliope-chan.
>>25340270 chance of gurame collab this month
how does it feel knowing your oshi either directly or indirectly spends the money you give them on their boyfriends?
>>2534043Fuck VR, I want actually good AR>You will never watch your oshi with your oshi
>>2534041Is she leeching Gura now? What a fucking dedenne
>>2533883Anon, that was in April, that list was for the month of March.
>>2533932Didn't Yagoo say they spent like 6 figure USD on that shit
>>2534043at the scale of cover's "R&D" division there would be fewer more irresponsible ways to light money on fire than trying to develop new VR technology.
This is Gura's face when she is genuinely surprised before she can press the l2d button (caught when Ada died)
>>2534043>No longer have to pay rent for a physical venue>Just get people to pay to enter your special virtual reality server for a limited timeSure there's server upkeep and if something goes wrong with the technology then big whoop but I would be down to see it all happen live. A few hundred VRchat avatars clipping in each other watching holos do lives.
can someone explain the appeal of asmr?
>>2534072it makes you feel good
>>2533844All good things must come to an end, of course. I try not to think about that.
>>2534063Yikes
>>2534072a cute girl you like speaks softly in your ears
>>2534057Yes, they spend on us, getting better equipment for streaming.
>>2534070nice giraffe neck
>>2534057Go watch Gura's femcel rant during her last stream and come back thinking she has a boyfriend
Alright guys, gonna shoot myself in the foot here. If, in the next Ame superchat stream, Towa's Error cover is not queued into bubb4bot from start to finish, I'll actually try to find / recreate this crustacean-filled heart attack in a cup and drink it.
>>2533709>Can we expect more covers that branch out more instead of just the popular vocaloid and anime songs?It's probably easier to get permissions for these songs
>>2534061Chuuba on Roomba is the next big thing.
>>2534057All me, actually
>>2534072I don't understand it either, but my dick does
>>2534057I've never understood this rrat actually. Do you actually have friends whose girlfriends spend money on them? Ever? Even if they're rich? That's like a mythical beast
>>2534089I imagine it has the viscosity of wet concrete.
God I want to marry Ayame so badly
>>2534083>>2534078it is confusing how popular it is. I feel nothing from it.
>>2533418Really? Watch these then.https://streamable.com/gcjc66https://streamable.com/4ujajnhttps://streamable.com/bc6mvshttps://streamable.com/16pmlbhttps://streamable.com/bi8wjwhttps://streamable.com/7iztozhttps://streamable.com/gi0s9qhttps://streamable.com/kxjmjkhttps://streamable.com/jln7s6https://streamable.com/lde7slhttps://streamable.com/2z6rk8https://streamable.com/xicx4phttps://streamable.com/4cllqzhttps://streamable.com/nkcnvwhttps://streamable.com/8u2kae
>>2534057Honestly being a BF to a chuuba seems shitty, look at this schedulethey would never have time for you
I love Reine
>>2534043I'm 100% sure they are doing something VR related, their whole company is grounded in thatalso, they mantain their own version of Live2D, they mentioned how that "saved them millions of yen" in an interviewalso, VR stuff is for people with money, the poorfags already have the YT content so they can go big on this one, specially if they are not taking the YT cut
Lets talk about dadfags and why they fucking suck.
>>2534103Yes, that you had to ask at all makes that plainly obvious, you fucking knuckle-dragging ape.
>>2534103You know that's a sign of Autism.
>>2534071how many concert events a year do you expect them to run on this infrastructure? the right way to design this is something you can deploy on rented cloud infrastructure, scale automatically based on attendee load, and then destroy after the concert is over. the biggest physical concert productions have always run on rented venues and rented gear. doing virtual ones won't change that. you still sound like you're inventing ways for them to waste money.
>>2534089really making a long shot of a bet here, anon, this is pretty dangerous.I think there have been only one or two weeks in the history of bubb4bot that it didn't get in.
>>2534072It's mostly in the delivery. But if you have strong feelings for her it's absolutely mind warping.
>>2534097>hello boyfriend, I bought snacks, would you like some. >thank you, girlfriend. that easy.
>>2534088And you think its hard to pretend she's inexperienced?Do you remember how she ended the stream when ancertain someone logged on her switch acccount? She keeps a lot of things from us and taking everything at face value is asking for a heartbreak.
>>2534089Just eat 48 Oreos to get to 2500 calories
>>2534113But >we already hate KFP
>>2534057>girls spending money on their bf>girls>money on someone elseam laffin
>>2534103i didn't either until my oshi did one.
>>2534057Feels pretty great actually, I'm glad I'm supporting my oshi and her lover to have a stable income for their future
>>2534109If it's VR it won't be on youtube right? Imagine 3D SWIMSUIT STREAM IN VR
>I don't like running 2 long games at the same timeReine could literally not be more Mori if she fucking did a play-by-play of her streams
>>2534113Mori herself is one
>>2534113I'm good, I already got all of my anger out in an earlier post. KFP (outside of this thread) and KFBeats (everywhere) can go die though.
>>2534072You dont know anything until you start diving into doujin voiceworks with the exact situation for your fetish
>>2534109Hololive videogame with Kanata has the main character!
>>2533820I NEED TO FUCK J-CHAD IMMEDIATELY
JWU how was Mori's manga readalong?
>>2534097Mori would totally be a sugar mommy.Not because she likes the idea but because she's too nice and would pay for everything because she has the money.
>>2533194Alright, I laughed.
>>2533755Employee salaries are fucking expensive. That's what a large portion of revenue goes towards in most companies anyway.
>>2534103I can only get any satisfaction from the ear cleaning ones. Whispering and GFE shit does nothing for me. You gotta find what you like.
>>2534113Fuck I hate deadbeats
>>2534072It's supposed to feel tingly like this (need headphones/earphones)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJAbut in the context of vtubers, it's either audio porn or virtual snuggling.
Consider the following: Dedenne
>>2534133So what's the ETA for Reine running 2+ long games at once exactly like Mori did a week later?
>Ollie Amogus viewer collab rn>no one talking about herAren't you guys usually the ones that hack into the lobbies first?
>>2534113Unironically who really gives a shit?
>>2534122Holy shit are you STILL broken up about Jay? The man is too powerful
>>2534089I salute you, my soon to be fallen brethren.
>>2534126I know a dude who's gf would always front the bill for his shrooms
>>2534154I'm going to hack into your pants.
>>25341405/10 it was ogey
>>2534140smelly
>>2534138Will they only pipe in audio to one side of the VR helmet?
>>2533754Astel is actually autistic
>>2534057I'm chumbud that is not in love with her and if she has a boyfriend I don't mind at all, I watch her for entertainment and kayfabe.
Corporate branding renewal https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1382242573746544642?s=21
>>2534122Imagine being this out of date on rrats that you think dragging out the overseas discord boyfriend rrat somehow backs up your point.
>>2534154>Judas KFPalso Ollie sounds cuter today
>>2534132well, Yagoo said they wanted their own platform and I guess this could be it>>2534138idk about a VR game, they are almost never profitable, I would go for mobile first and then scam the players with gacha and then make an actual game
>>2534159
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1382242573746544642
>>2534154There's an Ollieposter in there already, just guess nobody wants to talk about Ollie
>>2533781she was hypocrite because she didnt quit when coco didnt get punished for attacking chinese people for no reason
https://streamable.com/omh5gh
>>2534137one time I was masturbating with choco's (or noel's, I forget) old lewd asmr, and it turned me off more than on.
>>2534108Anyone have that copypasta about how cucked you'd have to be to be a chuuba's boyfriend?
>>2534154You can watch something and not talk about it like I’m doing right now
>>2534181>STILL hiringCOVER HAS -TWO- OFFICES
>>2534174>not babyfuck offholy is real
>>2534169Would he have done better if it was about Digimon?
>>2534175Its not about Jay, its about her obviously keeping a lot lf stuff from us. She's the one girl in EN that doesn't say anything about her life. She's obsessed with OPSEC even though she's not great at it.
>>2534140I choose to believe that Steiner was in this thread and directly responded to me
>>2534174>The mission is to take on the challenge of creating culture from Japan. I think that VTuber is a culture unique to Japan that was created because it is Japan. As one of Japan's leading VTuber companies, we would like to take on the challenge of businesses such as Metaverse and create a new culture.VTubers are Japanese culture >>>/jp/
>>2534174>>2534181I can't believe they are graduating Yagoo...
>>2534179>no MoriYou've changed and forgotten, /hlgg/
>>2534181herp...did they mean help?
>>2534140it was Mori staring into a mirror for an hour and a halfamazing/10
>>2534154>hack into the lobbiesWhat fucking hacking is there? And it’s just amongus nothings really happening
>>2534118I think you read my post wrong, but I took a second thought at what I typed. I think I'll back out of that shit given my shit luck. I'll do my reps when hitting a non-WAH post in a sea of WAH posts. I'm not dying because Amelia decided to not queue any songs this week.
>>2533755EN alone has as many management and support staff as earners. Cover gets 35% of the SC shown on the site and they use that pay the support staff... who can't even remember to pay the Minecraft bill.
>>2534204>That rambling shitWhy is Yagoo like this bros
>>2534181>>2534174Yo, YAGOO really fucking likes Japan.
>>2533754Damn the lowest I'd previously seen was Risu at like 230 or something
>>2534159>>2534175Boyfriend = not a femcelDoesn't matter whether they broke up, or how long ago it was. If she has had boy penis directly inside of her womb, then she is, by definition, objectively, experienced. You have nothing but ad hominems, because you KNOW that my logic is airtight, and you can NEVER disprove it.
>>2534156Me. I fucking hate them and i wish those daddy issue fuckers would fuck off.
>>2534160COMET NO
>>2534223What, was she playing a visual novel?
>>2534210Mori isn't a villain, she's an antihero.
>>2534122God dammit I keep trying to forget. I hate it. I always thought I was a rational man but it makes me throw shit across the fucking room.
>>2534057Gura takes 1 extra day off than the other girls because 1 day is boyfriend day. Chumbuds are used to it.
>>2534174>>2534181>I feel that the time of thinking and creating various things by myself has come to an end, and we have finally become a company. I would like to grow steadily step by step, aiming to become a company that can create a wonderful culture and be trusted by everyone. >Thank you for your continued support.>We are actively recruiting!is Yagoo finally admitting this stuff is to big for him?
>>2534181>https://herp.careers/v1/cover/zZuGrwAZ7UNUENMA...
>>2534234
>>2534216Oh you meant her putting it in for the entire duration of the stream?yeah that's not happening
>>2534228It’s just a dumb meme stop assuming everything is something more than it is anon. Again who gives a shit even Mori plays into it
>>2533205>Cloudy SheepBASED
>>2534122>>2534175Not that I agree with any of you, but it's funny to see how the narratives about Gura have shifted and changed over time.
I wish more of these r9k tourists would just kill themselves with expired sour cream
well it's pretty late. you all have fun with these developmentally disabled schizos.
>>2534231she's the hero /hlgg/ deserves, but not one they need right now
>Sion
>>2534204Retardchama ...
>>2534225>he actually still lives in fear of a trans-Atlantic dickWasn't that stream 5 months ago?
that imposter ragequit in the beginning and they still won kek
>>2533755A lot of it goes to their bank account. Yagoo has said they had enough cash to survive a very long downturn of the vtuber market>>2534174Does this mean Yagoo will stop sitting on their pile of money like a dragon?
>>2534174I dont like change
>>2534210ever since >we moved to /vt/, Mori has been pretty great for some reason. Theres nothing villanous about her (anymore)
>>2534230She was just being Risu
>>2534242they have an office on tokyo?
>>2534242>154 employees at cover
>>2534250>It’s just a dumb meme>he doesn't know
>>2534271Cover has MULTIPLE officesTHEY HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING MIDDLE MANAGEMENT SUCKING MONEY THROUGH A STRAW
>>2534268it's more like she gets to get away with everything now
>>2534211>>2534242ENMA HAS HERPES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2533976Did the delivery dude throw that on the ground or something?
>>2534253It's just a loop. We're back to trans-Atlantic dick now that Gura threw spaghetti live on stream and cuckposters have to redeem themselves.
>>2534250>don't get annoyed by anything bro just be like me and don't care about anythingogey
>J is such an old rrat but it still fuels Gura antis compared to Ame and N**TI don't even get it anymore, every time antis bring up something Gura said that they paint with their schizo view it always comes down to J
>>2534240>Implying that admitting you’re a growing brand and that needs more support is a bad thingAre you finally admitting that you’re a retard?
>>2533755we already know that Roberus 3d was already rigged up, but some tard at cover rigged it up AGAIN, leading to that mess
>>2534281What the fuck is with the japs and middle management
>>2534174Career recruitment page might be of interest to some anons herehttps://herp.careers/v1/cover
>>2534272So it's about 2/6 talents, 3/6 managers, 1/6 everything else.
>>2534242GREENTEXT OUTSIDE 4CHANTHEY ARE HERE
>>2533837Do another tier list. Like every other reddit review.
>>2534272WHAT THE FUCK DO ANY OF THEM DOSOMEONE MAKE SOMETHING UP FOR ME, LITERALLY JUST TALK OUT OF YOUR ASSWHAT DO THE 154 EMPLOYEES AT COVER DO THEY'RE ALSO TRYING TO HIRE MORE
>>2533205>top 5 is literally just MoriCOVER kneels to the reaper
>>2534240It means Cover sees that it can't just sit on its ass and coast. Hopefully this means more investing in their existing talents.
>>2534298kek
>>2534242>All current team members are from outside Japan
Why didn't Cover save Aloe then?
>>2534057I only have a membership for my oshi, and she's not my girlfriend, so I don't really care as long as she isn't bringing that shit on stream.Because most streamers that are with their girlfriend / boyfriend on stream are absolutely insufferable.
>>2534291Do you actually get actively annoyed over dumb shit retards say on the internet anon? I genuinely hope you don’t. Do IRL reps immediately
>>2534303It's the opposite you mong, they're going into full corporate modeAka mass hiring. "coasting" in this case would actually be the good thing, this isn't good news
>>2534298>Coverkeks will defend this
>>2534300They clean Yagoo's gold toilets.
>>2534298ONE THREAD COVERONE FUCKING THREAD
Seaniggers are acting up and Meidos aren't doing shit. Anyway, Which manager would you fuck?
>>2533205It's clear Mori is big enough to leave Cover now, why hasn't she done this?
>>2534108>never have time for youIn a relationship this is just code for either...A) I have options and I don't see your valueB) I'm a workaholic who gets nothing doneC) Both A and B
Any Reine fans?
>>2534292I'm convinced they are HERfags, dogfuckers, and actual unicorn ex-chumbuds
>>2534293Maybe they wouldn't need more support if you did a single fucking constructive thing Enma you fucking whore.
>>2534298Loserbait....
>>2534298Who are they quoting?
>>2533205>Dead Beats ahead of Live AgainColor me surprised.
>>2534300they make sure minecraft server bills are paid.
>>2533493What if her original song is her lore video animated entirely by herself?
>>2534309Cover killed Aloe, why would they save her?
>>2534292Because fortunately for us, we know that Ame and N-word broke up on bad terms, which means we still have a chance. Unlike Jay. who's status with Gura is still too ambiguous.
>>2534321the only answer is to breed all three and take responsibility.
>>2533659indogs don't matter since they can't give SC with their own money
Play APEX
>>2534108Did Ame get McDonalds permissions?
>>2534326I find it funny cause the stuff chumjoker dug up just looped back to J, schizo JOPs still believe the J rrat is current. Like seriously how can one depressed guy across the Atlantic hold this much power
>>2534298
>>2534332It always has been. Mori always acknowledges Live Again as the fan favourite though.
>>2534321A-chan
>>2534174>looking for ID/EN managers, server engineers, UI devs, even fucking game devsInteresting, if the autotranslation is correct.https://herp.careers/v1/cover
>>2534321ABAYOJ-chad
Chumbuds, don't take this the wrong way, but I think you guys keep attracting cuckfags because you keep talking about Gura being a saint, which she clearly isn't. If you stop pushing unicorn narratives and taking super easy baits, the cuckfags will probably stop too, at least until they find a new rrat to spin.
>>2534341Start a viewer participation and maybe I will
>ARS akas
>>2534312I do when it loops back into my oshi's stream and has an active effect on her content, you brain-dead bumblefuck.
I am once again questioning why I ever found these hours enjoyable.Maybe I'm remembering wrong and it was actually around 3 am PT when things are fine.
>>2534181So am I getting my gmt+1 oshi or not
>>2534298>Sales of management, the ability of negotiation>Native level English and business level Japanese speaker>Ability to access our office in Tokyo>End up telling one big-titted anime girl she can't collab with another big-titted anime girl.
>>2534343Yes
Ina's birthday will be a major case of kino, pochi and A-chan will call too
>>2534189Oh I never saw it but I can write one right now for you. Hang on while I put myself into a schizo mindset, there's so much shit as a chuuba boyfriend.>Watch her streams seeing her give kisses and affection to random men who aren't you>See red superchats rolling in by the dozens and worry about how your income's inadequate compared to hers>Occasionally have the thought pop into your head that a small part of her fanbase would murder you in your sleep without a second thought if they knew you existed>Every time she whispers to you sweet nothings you think about how they aren't that different from what she says on stream. Is your love real? >Bonus paranoia when she ends up saying to you phrases which she said one-to-one on stream>If she's such a good actress on stream couldn't she be acting to your face right now? Is she just using you as her boytoy? Maybe you're the biggest cuck of all...
>>2533205>Kiara's dumb ukulele song from last week made it>Flare's first original song didn't>Still doesn't even have 100k views
>>2534298UNO
>>2534348Gen 2 needs managers too
>>2534355I don't know what you're talking about, I just post cute pictures of Gura and talk about how much I love her
>>2534344Now that you mention it. It actually is weird, by now you think they'll shitpost with sw*de guy but they still choose J*y
>>2534348hiring unity developers, artists, and animators to work on a gacha game is much more realistic story than cover ever, ever having anything to show for flushing money down the sewer of "VR research".
>>2534338>which means we still have a chanceYou're not actually this delusional right?
>>2534358>and has an active effect on her contentSo absolutely fucking nothing?
>>2534332Live Again released last on YouTube.
>>2534348They actually making game right now https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1351770969283547136?s=20
>>2534332I dont listen to Live Again a lot, its saved for special circumstances or on the days I'm feeling down. Listening to it everyday would take away the magic of the song
>>2534370But... why does gen 2 need separate managers?>p-san (EnPro)>"j-chad">Enma>that "other" manager Ame mentioned>JenmaHow are these people overworked in any way?
is the EN server still dead?
>>2534355Then explain why Ina doesn't have cuckposters
>>2534348Are they hiring any English speaking software engineers, I have a VISA for part time work
>>2534300>154I assume this include the holos/homos themselves
>>2534368Who?
>>2534367Yeah, but at the end of the day, you get to fuck her.
>>2534375Where do you think you are?
>>2534338>we still have a chanceDo you seriously expect anyone in this shithole to have a chance with anyone else?
>>2534375He is falseflagging if the dab image didn't make that clear
So, Yagoo is hiring>011-1 Accountant>012-1 Recruiter>112-1 Operations Director (Hololive)>113-1 Talent Manager (Indonesia) finally a leash for Ollie kek>113-2 Content planning and management (Hololive Indonesia)114-2 Talent Manager (English speaking) more managers for EN YEY>123-1 Negotiation with illustrators>125-1 Production Management Directo>211-1 Server side engineerdevelop a talent distribution service! This is a challenging job where you will be able to deliver services to many VTuber distribution viewers not only in Japan but also around the world. >216-1 UI/UX Designer for our self-developed application!>216-2 Unity EngineerWe are looking for an engineer to work directly under the CTO to create online games.>221-1 3DCG Designer (Background)>222-1 Live2D Modeler>312-1 Video Production Creator (in charge of music videos)>312-2 Video production creator (in charge of official programs)We're looking for editors of program videos! You will be in charge of the official talent variety show!This is an exciting opportunity to join a growing company in the UK>UK???>313-1 Hologura Scriptwriter>313-2 3DCG Animator>313-3 3DCG Animation Director>314-1 Music Production Director>331-1 Talent Manager (in charge of hololive)>332-1 Talent Manager (in charge of Holostars)>411-1 Promotion Manager (Overseas Business)We are looking for a PR person for our overseas business!FUCKING FINALLY>411-2 Promotion (music and live events)>411-3 Promotion (Hollow Live)>413-1 WEB Director>413-2 WEB Designer>421-1 Director of Merchandise and Product Planning>431-1 "Holostars" event production producer>432-1 Live event management director (eventor)434-1 Technical director of live event production>512-1 Domestic sales representative>512-1 Overseas sales representativeFUCKING YEStheres more
>>2534321Jenma
>>2534338Their relationship with eachother is completely unambiguous if you know about the guy. If chumbuds are getting cucked, it isn't by him.
>>2534367this makes a lot of sense it really would be horrible to date an idol
>>2534378Kill yourself. I will not even pretend to understand people who enter threads about a topic and then act holier than thou about people annoyed when the content of said topic is degraded by actual retards. Do your suicide reps, don't even bother responding because I won't read it.
>>2534295Middleman bullshit is a plague that exists all over the world, Japan just does it because they do things as inefficiently as possible because of their work culture autism, which I have reduced to simply calling "autism". You don't need a manager with a manager and a manager that manages the other managers that manage managers.
>>2534364if A-chan could call for Mori theres no reason not to call for Ina
>>2534357Does youtube convert the superchats to the streamer's local currency or how does the payout system work? Is there an additional currency conversion charge? Would be some funny shit if they just gave the streamers whatever currency they received them in.
>Chumkeks biggest fear is the Chumjoker..The fear must be paralyzing
>>2534183There was a reason, you nigger broke the law by watching YouTube.
>>2534401Please hire me as a social media intern Yagoo
>>2534384Anon, you listen to it (on average) 5 days a week when Mori ends her streams.
>>2534389Ina hasn't given them anything to work with
>>2534368Who's this indie
>>2534375The more people I murder the more power i will have int he afterlife so i can get my oshi inn tom my afterlife and raper her iwht my psychic slave energy. Imagine the corpses fo 20 hobos holding down a petitte oriental whore while chad (me) rapes her. It's crazy, but it just might work.
>>2534368I don't know what the fuck the guy did this time, there was a bunch of shit that inexplicably just didn't get in. Palette definitely got more views than fucking SSS in the past week.
>>2534355I'm a sharknight and it annoys me too, same with deadbeats. People keep painting Gura as this depressed virgin mary that needs saving
>>2534389People don't watch Ina.
>>2534401>finally a leash for Ollie kekDyrb?
>>2534391You still have almost a hundred people behind the scenes doing god know what.
>>2534201>She's the one girl in EN that doesn't say anything about her life.then how do I know she stole mint leaves once?how do I know the time she awkwardly high fived a camp instructor?how do I know she failed a singing audition when she was little and it really messed up her confidence?how do I know she experienced sleep paralysis and her mom told her its because all the sugar?how do I know about her hololive audition?how do I know she thinks her life is mundane and that she only washes dishes on her days off?how do I know about the time some guy stared at her weirdly for wanting a free juicebox?how do I know she used to work at an animal shelter?how do I know she also used to clean for a job and poisoned herself on the fumes?how do I know she used to husk corn and squishes the bugs while talking about life?how do I know her barbie horse adventures disc stopped working twice on the same stop?how do I know she used the word fetish at a slumber party without knowing its meaning?how do I know she used to be afraid of the sound of toilets flushing?how do I know she knocked herself with her own knee once?how do I know she sleeps with just a t-shirt on her belly and surrounded by a ton of pillows?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKI6s1uCpq0Taiwanese got all the sufferkino moments
I need to get this off my chest regarding your oshi before I go to bed pee pee poo poo
>>2534408YES YOU DO
>>2534321I normally don't give a shit about the managers or their character designs but this bitch got me thinking.
>>2534401>implying any of these roles is going to be doing anything other than counting money that Coco/Rushia/Mori make for the company
>>2534401>they're actually going to get more IDsJesus cover is really taking Hololive in the wrong direction.After EN2/Vsinger EN will be covered, ID1/2 is fine, and JP already had 35 talents.They should be focusing on building up their current talent, instead they're going into mass-hiring mode and are basically trying to just be nijisanji.
>>2534401I want to join as 3DCG designer but i remember i don't have enough skill for that
>>2534401UK POGGERS
>Ollie...Which one of you is playing with Ollie
>>2534419Based...?
>>2534401>kek>yeyI’m convinced faggots using these nowadays are just trying their hardest to fit in what the fuck is with that?
>>2534428Based
>>2534401>UKYAB, J IS GOING TO JOIN HOLOSTARS EN
Is it a faux pas to ask my oshi for medical advice?
>>2534401Hire me as script writer and schizos on 4chan will love hologra.
>>2534388hopefully
>>2534445no dude i stubbed my toe and gura made me feel better right away
>>2534416listening to it with Mori is a special circumstance
>>2534297Can the talent even be considered as employees? Didn't Kiara said it was more contractual than full time employment?
>>2534426she didnt want a free juice box, she just wanted to buy the juicebox
do you think the discord intern has slipped into any of their dms yet?
>>2534401So, that's where all the money's going.
>>2534442ogey
>>2534455All of them, yes.
>>2534433>They should be focusing on building up their current talent, instead they're going into mass-hiring mode and are basically trying to just be nijisanji.yeah, thisquality > quantity
>>2534431It's that smug grin. You know no matter how hard you pump into her and how many times you make her cum she's always going to have that smug grin on her face
>>2534444QUADS CONFIRM
>>2534426Based chumbud
>>2534435do your reps
>>2534407Ogey retard see you at the grilling stream
>>2534367>Dating a hollywood actress >She constantly works with much more handsome men >She has to get naked on set with said men >She has to fake sex with them for movies
>>2534375>>2534398Listen bros, it's simple:>audition for StarsEN when it happens>make it in>pull out all the fujo cards (nonstop karaoke, teetee with my genmates, etc.) to get her attention>be friendly, but uninterested, in other Holos who try to approach me like Mori and Ollie, having my eyes only for Ame>flex on her with some sick APEX esports gamer moves>poison Bubba's food supply>console her in her darkest moment as she mourns over himAnd WHABAM! Sorry Gura, but there's only room for two in this Discord sex call.
>>2534421Gura begs chat to wash her dishes and clean her room for her.
>>2534401>they are opening an office in UK>they fly them there for 3D>Gura finally can meet with [redacted]
>if they're in KFP lets throw them out firstOLLIE IS BASED
>>2534435Ina once said that this is exactly why you should do your reps every single day.Because someday, you'll find something you really want to do or your dream job, but then realize that you're not skilled enough for that.YOUR REPS ANON.START NOW.
>>2534433Anon, monetarily speaking there probably isn't a downside to hiring more IDs. I can guarantee that the wage cover pays them is absolute peanuts compared to the JP or EN girls, and they just pay for themselves by being part of the Hololive brand. What's more the ID girls are constantly being brought into these big events in Singapore/ID (there's another one coming up soon as well) so it's essentially like you have very low-paid brand ambassadors. I don't disagree that adding more and more IDs could fuck up the cohesion of Hololive, maybe, but management just wants to see numbers go up and revenue increase.
>>2534474But my NASFAQ...
>>2534455The discord intern dropped this in all their dms.
>>2534454Listen to that story again then
>>2534444Holy fuck you guys are still on about that? You need to kill yourselves immediately
>>2534357I'm sorry Ollie for having a shitty currency...
>>2534415999-1 Intern (open position)Cover CorporationThis is a great opportunity to join a growing company. This is a great opportunity for an intern to join a growing company.Job SummarySummaryWe are looking for a student intern to work as an administrative assistant for the popular VTuber production company "Hololive"! If you are serious about personal growth, want to stand out from other students, and want to work "beyond" your love of entertainment, we are looking forward to hearing from you!Close enough I guess
>>2534367My wife is receiving emotional satisfaction from another man, and now she solely needs me for sex... Woohoo! - Homer Simpson
So what differentiates hololive from a normal vtuber? You use that iphone app to watch it?
>>2534470>read this>dick twitchesohno
>>2534433I agree with this but they also really should hire more than just Ina to fill the EU timeslot. After that's taken care of I think we're good though.
>>2533418https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiVDo your Mori reps.
Remember the first week of /vt/ when meidos did their job?
>>2534489REPS
>>2534476There's a reason Hollywood celebrities have double the divorce rate of the normal population (about 60% for females, 50% for males)
>>2534494It’s a joke retardchama
>>2534501Yes.
>>2534368I mean, the song is 6/10 at best
>>2534482I will now watch your Zoombie
>>2534477Godspeed, NTRanon.
>>2534508https://streamable.com/tghy17Are they sisters or homies?
>>2534489Anon if you're gonna spend your time day trading, at least use actual stocks/crypto
Stay cool, but more importantly, keep cool. Good night.
>>2534480oh shit... this is actually bad... what's worse is that [redacted] can try joining the office in the UK so he can be closer to Gura. Chumkeks this isn't looking good for you
>>2534510Meidos don't work seahours
>>2534491Anon was too based for meidos so they censored him.
>>2534514Will Korone's song make it? I couldn't finish it.
>>2534508how was that collab anyway? I was asleep
>>2534514Pekorandombrain is complete garbage and has over a million views.
>>2534518Fucking god damn it, they're cute
>>2534510Why the fuck are you niggers complaining there’s literally nothing happening ITT
>>2534513You mentioning the name of their irl friend isn't joking, it's roommate posting faggot
>>2534521Sleep tight brother
>Holostars management for their UK officeso does this confirm HolostarsEN?
>>2534528Good if you like Mori. Bad if you like gameplay. And if you haven't seen them collab before, they've got pretty cute chemistry.
I hope Gura drinks at least 2 Oreo shakes and get well soon
>>2534433Honestly, they should hire some male IDs. Not like a separate StarsID, god no, that would flop harder than Nijipajeet. Just have ID3 be two girls and one dude. The other IDs already interact with the Stars regularly, so it's not like they're getting any less seiso than they already are. It'd be an easy way to shake up the formula.
Haachama....please....*cough*I'm perishing...
>>2534189Anyone have that doujin that was posted here a while back of the cuck boyfriend of a vtuber who watched her streams while she was fucking some other guy in the background and didn't realize a thing
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>>2534549MORI PLEASE COLLAB WITH SUISEI ALREADY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2534530classical music is the worst genre btw
>>2534552That was real life.
>>2534531Yeah, I don't know why exactly but this clip is cute as fuck to me. Ollie was imitating Mori during the whole stream but not once did it feel like she was mocking her, she just seemed genuinely happy to be playing with her, it was cute as fuck.
>>2534549LOOK
>>2534545There's no positive to this
>>2534549COLLAB WITH HER RIGHT NOW DAD
VTUBER MARKET OVER-SATURATION LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2534513It's a silly funny joke until it actually comes true
>>2534549MORI YOU FUCKING WHOREPICK UP THE PHONE AND STOP COCKTEASING HER ALREADYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2534355Pretty sure it's because Gura had a couple of obsessive stalkers that dumped their shit here when they hit rock bottom. Cuckfags still relying on trans-Atlantic dick is 6 months later is funny though.
>>2534545>Male + ID double debuffThis is going to be a complete disaster.
>>2534534I’m not that anon, I’m just mentioning that it’s a clear joke. Stop being so assblasted faggot
>new kino website https://cover-corp.com/damn, intern-kun dropping all his knowledge on the landing page, good job
>>2534553https://streamable.com/x05kbfTonka love
>>2534568All the best jokes have some truth to them
>>2534546Just listen to her eating KFC on loop like I am.
>>2534368Flare's a weird name for a panda, but I guess she is red. What's the elf's name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brbCiMBSkEMCute.
>>2534571>STOP COCKTEASING HERI want Suisei to pee in my butt
>>2534557depends on the song, classical has some bangers
>>2534549LOOK AT HER GO MORI. HAVE SOME HEART.
I find it funny that all it takes to derail a thread is 1 faggot posting cuckshit and 1 unicorn chumbud replying to it. Its the same pattern everytime these last few days. Maybe its the same person?
>>2534552anon, you need to get a grip. you're losing your mental defenition between 2D and 3D.....
https://youtu.be/EUHEamrpzuo>Fruitbat FactoryWe have 100% OJ permissions boys
>>2532859desu I am a bit mad that we're apparently missing out on a lot of good collabs because she just doesn't respond to people.I hope she can work on that at some point. I'd find it annoying too to talk to someone and not get an answer even a week later
I'm going to apply as the cover corp chef for all the future collaborations with maruchan
>>2534580>Nene can you say GOOHAH?
>>2534575Holy shit
Does Ollie's speech patterns remind anyone else of Pikamee?
>KFP are all SUSi-im not...
>>2534571Suisei busting her load early!
>>2534575Pretty good
>>2534417That's not actually true
>>2534574You're trying real hard not to use the term white knight huh? Go back, nobody wants doxxfaggots here especially if they're trying to be coy about it
>>2534575>Sora>FBK>Korone>Aqua>PekoraThe faces of Hololive, everybody
>>2534154I can't be arsed to join, and the imposters have been winning almost every round.
>>2534585>cuckshit“Muh transcontinental corporate branch transcending cock”
>>2534389Who?
lets say you get hired on as cover's 4chan community managerhow do you manipulate this board to maximize profits
>>2534580why is everyone trying to Guh like Mori as of late? Is it a new trend or something?
>>2534398If I weren't married with a kid on the way I could seduce EN yeah, especially gura even though she's least my type>>2534401>UKinteresting
>>2534575this is new right?>Virtual Live>We are developing a virtual live service that allows fans from all over the world to enjoy the live experience even if they can't go to the live venue, by participating from a smartphone or PChttps://files.catbox.moe/4xtdrb.pngdamn, I can see where the money is going now
>>2534426People only say this because lately Gura just kinda disappears during her days off and nobody really knows what she's up to. We only know that she has alot of deadlines, and things going wrong with whatever she's working on. And honestly I don't mind it, but when Ina says Gura still hasn't responded to her message about a MonHun collab is when it starts to upset me a bit.
>>2534616With narrative and schizoposting, i'll hire one indog to do that
>>2534575>enter Konami code on page>guru guru mawaru plays
>>2534575HoloEN Literally has the walffie costumes as their promotional pic wth
>>2534610Yagoo kneels to the transcontinental cock
>>2534599Ollie really hates KFphaggots, based
>>2534242Are they just now hiring mangers for Gen 2?
>>2534534My empathy is bummin' me out...
>Ina spawned rrats for Guraeven Ame doesn't pull this shit, Gurina is fucking dead
>>2534619>enable the pantsu-cam!]>>2534625isreal
>>2534604t. Jay seething that we remember him
>>2534631I don't see why they can't just share managers with EN, its not like they do much beyond sit in a fucking Discord anyway
>>2534242Cover needs herp guys...
>>2534619an updated version of this I guess?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vJ_SlqrgEc
whos Jay?
>>2534384Oh.. I remember you...
>>2534575>That news section>bluray of our HUGE CONCERT >NEW concert with the first generation!>Ah yeah the ENs got a chibi model.
>>2534627That's just the news section.Also Cover doesn't give a fuck about EN
>>2534610Gura has a lot of men around her, I wish it was only Jay, which by the way made her drop spaghetti and end the stream immediately. Sweede bro looks pretty handsome too, Im sure she loves him.
>>2534604>Hundreds of anons talk about it all the time without any dox shit posted>Suddenly it’s dox shit Holy fucking unicorn stop seething that your Oshi has a male friend
>>2534645Me
I think the worst part of isnomnia aside from the migraines is seeing these threads. The fact that this is what primetime looks like for SEA is depressing
>>2534616Sticky all Kiara anti posts. It strengthens the morale of all the other fanbases, while enabling all the KFPsaviors to donate even more to her out of pity. It’s a win-win.
>>2534637Do you or anyone have the time stamp where she talks about it ?
>>2534616I don't need to.I just release Gura cunny merch
>>2534645Youtuber, part of the RedLetterMedia crew
>>2534640The fact that there's like 4 or 5 fucking managers + a producer(?) for EN is just ridiculous too.What are they even doing?
>>2534619Can't wait to bypass the shitty Japanese web security it will have and then fuck my oshi on stage during a concert
>>2534658Stop crying about the state of the threads you precious faggot, this isn't shit.
bros should I apply to cover corp so I can make sure they never mix shit like they did with the sharkfestival collab
It makes me sad that everyone has forgotten how everyone was ticklebullying Aqua last year.
>>2534643nah, this is too different, that was an AR app, the new thing seems to be like a live 3D player
Fuck I was just laughing at the fact atlantic guy was still being used, didn't know these schizos would timeloop it again, Anyways I knew this would happen after seeing his name in the HER thread
>>2534653go back
>>2534645they call him big dick Jay
>>2534658I just watch streams while doing my APEX reps during JP/SEA primetime, and only check the thread if something interesting happened on stream, things that make me wonder how /hlgg/ would react, etc
>>2534637Ina hates Gura because she stole Ame from her
>your oshi>the person she's cucking you with
>>2534645The best late night show host bar none. Ignore the incoming seething cocofags
>>2534671gee I wonder who's behind this post
>>2534664B-but i though he was gayBros...
>>2534620well speaking about things she tells us, gura also told us she sometimes forgets to reply to messages to the point it made emma angry, I'm certain she's not ignoring Ina out of malicious intent or anything shork brain is just like that some days
>>2534530>Song from a 1,5m chuuba>1m viewsSounds about right. I should have added "(...) and Flare just doesn't the numbers to make the song go higher" like I first intended before redacting the post to a shorter one.
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1382247786863759363?s=21
>>2534685>Gura>with him >>2534700
>>2534665stopping EN collabs with JP talents, particularly Coco because they kneel to bugmen
>>2534321I would literally never stop fucking Enma
>>2534685KoroneOkayu
>>2534685OkayuKorone
>>2534674Cover doesn't interfere with covers heh apart from permissions though, unless the sharkfestival collab was a special case that I'm not aware of.
>>25340270after Ina, Ame probably gave up too.
>>2534704damn, I wanted to land with someone from this thread, stupid captcha took too long
>>2534685>Kiara>Hans Joachim Marseille
>>2534389She does but they don't show up that often.
>>2534712they arrange for what mixers to let mix their stuff though
>cuteとfunny>ABAYO GARYWhich one of you fuckers is it.
>>2534723Matsuri has done a lot of songs, and even song collabs, surely she would already have it covered?
>>2534703Pretty slick looking, but a long webpage you scroll through the "pages" is pretty basic
>Your oshi>Your trinityAmeMoriname
>>2534720Based
pls dont let anyone from 4channel into the company
Is the Marine/Ayame/Kanata karaoke stream tonight's highlight? I thought Kanata said she wasn't doing karaoke streams anymore?
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2534645J-chan!
>>2534685KiaraMori
>>2534739i doubt anyone here knows japanese
>>2534739Ina...
There is a position open for EN manager. You could fight Enma in person https://herp.careers/v1/cover/zZuGrwAZ7UNU
>>2534723Source? They choose who they want to work with, cover probably has a contact list but that doent mean that cover limits who they choose to compose or mix the songs
>>2534685MoriRikka's son
>>2534575I was going to post "no soul" but I realized that this the actual Cover site and not Hololive's
>>2534645Crazy Jay from Stickpage you newfag
>>2534752well I will
How did Among Us strike such a chord with Zoomers? It looks so fucking boring
why even have an office in the UK? Wouldn't the US be better cause most of EN would come from there or did they find out most of EN2 are Euros?
>>2534739DYRB the SEAniggers and schizos here have any real skill other than complaining and bitching?
Everyone just fuck off here and go to the new thread >>2534718
How is the OPSEX on the new cover website? Inspect element anything interesting?
>>2534645he's gay
>>2534763Please be true
>>2534761>he doesn’t know the joy of pointing out the impostor with your friendsngmi
>>2534767no.
>>2534761enabled an excuse so ecelebs can interact
>>2534751You mean breed
>>2534751>have to be fluent in English and have business-level Japanese skillsyea nobody in this thread will pass.
>>2534767you fuck off.
>>2534761months ago everyone on twitch played that shit and it stuck
>>2534763EN2 will be Europe based
>>2534755So “soulless” just means anything that doesn’t took like shit at this point right?
>>2534767Don't make early threads, chumcuck
>>2534761No idea, it seems like one of those games that's popular for its mind games. Solo with viewers it's pretty boring, even when the player survives to the end.
>>2534696Yes but she really needs to work on thatIt's crazy not to reply to a coworker for a whole week
>>2534761part of the nwo plot to establish mistrust among us
TakaMori: MidFight MassesMatsuri: vs SkyOllie: vs TrickyTowa: vs Zardy
Out of all places cover you picked the UK? Thanks now the Gura rrat grows if she has to go there for 3D
>>2534763EN2 will be, also US sucks for garbage like that look at sony's us branch
Ollie is cute and funny!
@2534767Holy newfag
>>2534696I don't think she's doing it out of malicious intent at all. I just think its a shame that she's potentially missing out chances to interact with her genmates or maybe even other Holos because of it.
>>2534645No one, keep goinghttps://files.catbox.moe/py2xn8.jpg
>Cover sets up an office in the UK>We might actually get a bongtuber
>mori is fine with LETS GOOOOOOOOO super chatsI think she just opened the floodgates.
>>2534763No, I need my GMT+1 Oshi and I will get one
You guys know it's just a job at the end of the day right?
>>2534767kill yourself
>>2534799It was a whole week? Sorry I don't have time to watch Ina
>>2534813She's going to regret this "anything goes" attitude in a few months
>>2534575Will they set up an English version of the site?
I honestly feel like Gura just unplugs from Hololive on days where streams aren't scheduled, and I don't really think that's a wholly bad thing. I don't answer work emails I get on a Friday night after hours until Monday morning and I don't think that makes me a bad person.
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1382252505719918594God fucking dammit Iofi.
>>2534645Chumchad supreme
>>2534806this is a good reason to watch
>>2534575Took a quick look at it and they have a lot of positions open. Accounting staff, recruiters, operation director, managers for all their branches, someone to be the go-between for the company and illustrators, production director, server engineers, UI designers, web designers, Unity engineers, 3D designers and animators, Live2D modelers, video production staff, writers, music directors, stream planners, promoters, goods/products directors and staff, event planner/staff, sales reps, and they're specifically looking for event producers for Holostars.
>>2534813To what? It already happens anyway.
>>2534813Mori is not streamign
>>2534813Mori's always been the type of person to not learn her lesson until it gets hammered into her head. Hope she enjoys every superchat read being a misery of dead pets and family members.>BIG UPS TO ANON'S DEAD FAMILY>*DOOT*
>>2534828when Ina says whole week, Gura who stays up till sunrise should have seen her discord message during the days she at least was in Gura mode
>>2534818YWNBJ with that attitude
I'm going to apply so I can sexually assault the other managers
>>2534840>He took his meds and isn't enjoying the T4 porn watchalongNGMI
>>2534828Its good to separate character from real life
>cute and funnycan you subhumans ever go five (5) minutes without spouting shitty memes for attention? embarrassing
>>2534830This welshman WILL fuck the ID branch, and he WILL fuck your oshi next
>>2534824That's what you said a few months ago
>>2534763Plenty of companies set up UK branches for euro access, timezone benefits and loads of cashed up finance types.
>>2534824its been 7 months....
>>2534645Possibly the closest, metaphically speaking, man to HER and is the boogeyman of chumkeks
>>2534842>BIG UPS TO ANON'S DEAD FAMILYI didn't know Bruce Wayne watched vtubers.
>>2534401>UK officeEN2/Vsinger mainly will be from Europe??
>>2534857She regrets it now, you can see it come out sometimes, she's just too much of a dumb bitch to stop it
>>2534822no that detail is straight out of shitposter's ass
>>2534662https://youtu.be/XCyHAE5kDMU?t=8387>I already asked Gura if she wanted to play. I don't think she saw the message yet so we'll see.>I think I am planning to play with Aki senpai later though. Not sure exactly when, but we both want to play so please look forward to that as well.>[Chat] she left you on read lol>[Chat] Gura reads her messages?>Honestly, uh, checking discord message sometimes half-asleep and I forget to answer like 5 days later or when they're like "So Ina, have you uh, checked the message?! and I'm like oooooooh. Yeah, stuff happens."
>>2534842when it comes to Mori, all her bad decisions end up benefiting her somehow. I wouldnt be surprised if she gets away with it this time as well
>>2534828id say youre right but hololive seems like an 'always on' job.
>>2534763They need management that operates on a European and South African timezone for EN2.
>>2534830Iofi is cute though, lad has a good nose
>>2534870>Kiara in Austria>Plenty of chubas that cut the deal in Euro landmakes sense
>>2534822We don't know how long it has been, we're just guessing since they've been toying around with the collab idea for like a week now.
>>2534845Time stamp of when Ina said whole week?
>>2534877>but hololive seems like an 'always on' job.This isn't even true for 3 of the 5 ENs.
>>2534799Timestamp please.
>>2534871Ina never said a week. Basically no one here watches Ina so a bunch of ESL ran away with it.
>>2534869I mena, theres nothing stopping her from getting a chat mod so I assume shes ok with it
>>2534401So I guess this is where all the money is going
>>2534856CYMRUAM BYTH
>>2534875>[Chat] she left you on read lol>[Chat] Gura reads her messages?lole, they know. Yet the fact that discord leak for Luna had Matsuri's DM unread is still more funny than this
>>2534401why UK specifically? i know its english speaking but since brexit managing all europeans from the mainland would be alot easier
>>2534875That makes it far less vile than what the loopers were making it out to be. Even Ina admits to having the same problem.
>>2534830Reminder that if you watch vtubers for a girlfriend experience you'll only end up getting hurt
>>2534884youre right on that im not gonna say anything else about it
>>2534877What the fuck are you talking about?
>>2534845Ina didn't actually say that though.
>>2534898No dumbfuck EU rules I guess?
anyone got the copypasta for the EN2 Britbong girl?
>no EN streamsWENEEDMOREGENS
>>2534900Not if your oshi isn't a whore.
>>2534913Wish granted. EN2 will now stream at the same hours as EN1 and overlap every day but Mondays, during which they will all also take the day off.
>>2534877They can work less than part time hours
>>2534830>https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1382252505719918594It starting look more like ID wants attention from this guy more than him leeching.
Gurame will end up like PekomikoThey will not collab any more because Gura/Peko will only focus on solo stream
>>2534913>more gens>implying they won't stream at the same hour anywayThere will always be dead hours
>Having an ID oshi, Mori as your oshi, or Gura as your oshiyou're just setting yourself up to be a cuck, feels good to have been called a condomate but ended up with the biggest idolfag oshi in EN
>>2534913Wish granted, you get an entire gen of dutch Vtubers.
>>2534898UK is a very attractive location for a sub-branch setup and is only more attractive now it's getting out of the EU.
>>2534898I don't get it either, it doesn't even make that much sense from the point of view of European talent. Might as well go with the east coast of the US
>>2534894>lole, they knowI mean, it's nothing new gura has already said onstream she's forgets to reply to messages
Sometimes I appreciate dead hours
>imagine denying Ame sex for a monthshe'd be taking off your pants with her teeth like that certain webm, the libido on this woman is off the charts
>>2534685InaThe rest of the takodachis
>>2534929Wtf I hate teammmmmates now.
>>2534923Pretty much, yeah.The guy desperately wants to get noticed by Hololive, but knows that he has absolutely no chances with the EN and JP girls, and the ID girls could use the "boost" from that guy, since he seems to be decently popular.
>>2534767Based Street Sharks poster.
>>2534915>non-white girls>not whores for big anglo cock
>>2534919>EN2 will have sex orgys with their boyfriends every mondayEN2bros....
>>2534876I imagine some poor sod is going to have his family die and super chats Mori for support. He then he's going to get a huge inheritance and just drop 500 euro super chats on her every stream. And she'll totally get away with it.
>>2532549Moona's streams get a lot more views than Ollie's, but she streams like 4 times a week.
This lead to a question.Why UK, did setting up a new office or market in UK considered more profitable and stable than NA?Or is there any cultural reason why they choose UK instead NA?
>>2534929Uh, teamates, does this guy speak for all of you...?
>>2534898Where exactly did it mention the uk?
>>2534963Yes
>>2534963yes this is our representative
>>2534899It's a little fucked up that no one else bothered to open Ina's VOD and check what she said for the past 11 hours.
>>2534929It should be "condommates" but that dumb name was started by SEAmonkeys, so it'll never be right.
>>2534929>>2534963Falseflagger.
>>2534963Yeah.t. deadbeat
>>2534828Its mean Gura see Ina as a co-worker not friend?
>>2534929oh man I hate /ameg/ now, I'm gonna be an ame anti and shitpost about her 24/7
Btw gura eats baby food because she stole the idea from Jerma
>>2534830>Well, I hope he doesdoes what..?
>>2534975Takos already left /hlgg/ for /wah/.
>>2534963flip a coin
Just got off work, what happened with amelia? I was able to catch some of the stream and chat during my lunch. But it seems like she did something crazy.
>>2534900Not if you watch Marine
>>2534963he's the CEO of the cuckbranch, he's an expert, everytime a woman appears on screen, he can tell you 100 ways she would cuck you, he even wrote a song
>>2534961It's Kiara's personal office. Just for her.
>>2534975I watched the stream and knew it was wrong, I just like watching retards argue about shit they know nothing about. It's funny.
>>2534980It means Ina asking about a collab is a work message, not just a 'hey what's up' message. Hell, Ina herself was the one to draw a line on this kind of stuff early on, right?
>>2532260>>2532235So did anyone make a collage of all the replies yet?
>>2534964>We're looking for editors of program videos! You will be in charge of the official talent variety show!This is an exciting opportunity to join a growing company in the UK
>>2534947>>2534978>>2534976>>2534981thanks for the (you)s, you are now welcome to shitpost about teammates and forget about Gura for now (until her schedule comes out that is...)
>>2534981BasedT.Chumbud
>>2534929I wish Mori had sex. That lad isn't right in the head.
Why is the thread infested with cuckshit lately? It's not like another j*y incident or something happened.
anything you'd like to tell me /hlgg/?
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>>2534949>The guy desperately wants to get noticed by HololiveAnon, he is that white guy from TT podcast.
>>2534975Anon, people timelooped for literally 10 hours yesterday off something Mori supposedly said in a T3 stream, even though absolutely nobody timestamped it or even transcribed it. And shockingly, it turned out it was something taken completely out of context. This thread is kind of dumb.
>Ollie teases mysterious Among Us collab still in discussion stageAlright. Swear it's been in the discussion stage for months now.
>>2534975This is the 5ch mirror of that one time they decided to blame Roboco for the ID/EN/JP Among Us collab based on a 4chan shitpost that no one could verify because no one gave a fuck about Roboco.
Why are you like this /hlgg/?
>>2535011seanig hours + sleeping mods + hanging rrat
>>2534932>A whole branch of NinasSounds like heaven
>>2535010>I wish Mori had sex.She does with me every night.
>>2535006you need schizo#1 to be effective at derailing, I don't mind anyone shitting on Teamates or my oshi
>>2534993chiken....
>>2535019>Connor>Vshoujothere you go there's your mysterious among us collab
>>2535020You made me dredge this up from November because it's fucking hilarious>The current situation in the Hololive 5ch thread>1) Due to how shitty the Among Us collaboration was, the thread set out to decide on a culprit>2) At first we thought it was Roboco, who was the organizer, but then it was discovered that apparently Nene was the instigator behind inviting HoloEN>3) But then it was discovered that the source of that information was a 4chan post, apparently translating a Roboco member stream>4) Since nobody gives a fuck about Roboco here, nobody could verify this information>5) Suddenly, an actual Roboco fan appeared in the thread>6) He confirmed that there wasn't a members stream and it was a hoax>7) Thanks to this Roboco fan, we can now all safely hate Roboco again
>>2534984Wow, Kiara's manager is based
>>2535006Teamates don't bite as easily as chumbuds because they know the deal and unicorns were purged by fire.The ones you see biting are usually falseflaggers.
>Gura drops Hololive the moment a male twitch streamer wants to "hangout"Chumkeks..
>>2535019if its with the TT shitters i'm gonna strangle that whore
>>2535020true. fuck im laughing about that still
>>2535033>ConnorI though he just plays APEX
>>2535029I don't remember writing this post.
>>2534961idk really know why, but here are some rrats>they wan't to avoid any geopolitical yab with china>the vsingers are from there and have some strong media conections (they talk about a variety show)>they found another tech company willing to develop VR tech for them
>>2535011He posted a video on his youtube
>>2535040>this post>latinx>L*serbait incidentogey newfag
>>2535061still living in the past eh?
>>2535033pretty likely considering they have been interacting a lot on twitter recently
>>2535059I thought he committed suicide? Proof?
>>2535011Cuckposting has been rotating for all girls lately.I guess people are bored during dead hours.
>>2535011Gura spilled massive spaghetti on dating advice that amounted to get the girl alone in the woods or go groom a girl on discord, so the cuckposters are back here defending their honor
>>2534898Maybe it might be a timezone issue? Japan has a few of their work hours when the east coast is asleep or off work for the day.
>>2534913They aren't going to be streaming at this time anyway.
>>2535071He's been streaming for months now.
>>2535014I really do love Hoshimachi Suisei.
>>2535064The most recent Latinx incident was less than two weeks ago though? and this thread right here is full of cuckshit with (You)s
Maybe the UK office over an NA office is to do with that whole tax thing youtube did
>>2535075Stop fucking wording it like that man, you're making it sound so much worse than it was...
>>2535080Ah man I actually hoped that faggot committed suicide, guess schizo chumbuds didn't finish the job
>>2534898There's a reason the UK hosts more global branches than any eurozone country. Several actually.
>>2535086what fucking latinx incident are you talking about, nothing major happened retard
>>2535085EU is the only one who can easily oppose this. UK isn't in this EU.
I can't wait for the MHR era to end because the music is so repetitive
>>2535040oi, don't diss my chumbros like that, it honestly feels like its one guy biting at most
>>2535076Yeah no checking a time converter it is definitely a time issue. There won't be any time in the day to communicate unless the EN side would stay up overnight. This is less of a problem in the UK
>>2535097>he thinks latinx is one incident
>>2535106cant wait for the mhw arc to begin so I can play with my oshi
>>2535119shut up flipx
>>2535002Anon, I am talking about on the site itself not that anon’s translation. I went to 312-2 and I don’t see anything about uk being mention.
>your oshi>a random fact you know
so what if ame is a proud latinx woman with tattoos that show it off
>>2535038thank you
>>2535119you're real idiot huh, you keep repeating this shit just because she learned Spanish in her school
>>2535016Yes, and he's the only one from TT that is still going after the ID girls.Especially Ollie, because here Iofi just made a tweet about him following her.
>>2535125Suiseishe's her own holomama
>>2534637>Ina killed the Ina and Mori don't collab because they hate each other rrat in her member stream>then does this to GuraBut why
>>2535125KiaraNo hair, smooth everywhere.
>>2535126https://streamable.com/0ftdjkLooks asianx to me
AmeAme Ame Ame!~
>>2535125KiaraI can't respond to this post in time
>>2535125Moridid you know, that jesus died on the cross, to stop you from masturbaaaaatingand did you know that prior to 1960, he frowned on interracial daaaaaaating
Nice of Astel and Oga to deal with the spammer in papa's chat
>>2533799>that doesn't explain why Rikka's 3D looks fineINNK handle Rikka 3D instead of cover
>>2535125KiaraDid you know that spiders have blue blood?
>>2535125>Kiara>Wargames DEFCON 1 also has a PC port as a Real-Time Strategy game
>>2535125OkayuCatcoin will go to the moon and i will make thousands.
>>2535142She looks so cute in this. Fuck
>>2535126Ame has tattoos? please tell me youre bullshitting
Damn this thread is shittier than usual today.
>>2535125ReineDid you know that your big toe is just your foots thumb?
>>2535157Strategy holo never
>>2535159She has my face on her womb region
>>2535159you know replying to yourself doesn't count as Teamates biting, right?
>>2535125InaThis thread is about to die.
>>2535142doxxmates......
>>2535142kill yourself, faggot
cum