/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Is Gura a troll? Or is she pure? When she sings she seems so pure/seiso but I often see hints that she's a troll.

VOD gang here, I'm only 10 minutes in and I have the insatiable urge to correct her

>>25303572
is this bait or your first day ever seeing her?

>>25303572
I'd say she's seiso in soul, but has autistic habits such as talking about how horse toejams are edible for dogs and referencing to cunny (cute and funny) jokes

Gura lazy

>>25305866
>cunny=cute and funny

You're trying to throw off your FBI agent aren't you?

>>25306405
Don't start that shit. Shes more successful than you will ever be or could be in 5 lifetimes.

>>25299719
stop doxxing me

>>25306575
Lazy lazy lazy

>>25306670
Anon you can be like her, just do nothing and watch all the money come in! Wait anon, how come you're not making any money?

>>25306750
daddy government gives me money

Pls timestamp gura saying cute and funny, my stream buffering the whole time

Gooba doko?

>>25306990
On the pool backrooms
https://youtu.be/sTtQHUnohTQ

>>25307027
Unironically comfy

gura did a lot of baby this stream I'm happy

Gurass

sweaty shark

Gura cute!

>>25308458
hiding her sticky shark fingers

>>25299719
me on the left

>>25308636
sticky with blood from you know what

Gura cute Gura cute!

I really really really really really really really really love her buds

>>25308680
Please stop being creepy.

>>25308781
Go back.

>>25308798
Stop being revolting.

>>25308739
the groove coaster buds? what's so special about them?

>>25308781
Go back, fag.

>>25308940
Based.

>>25308919
Googa says "a, doumo same desuu~ - pairing - ookay connected - please charge me - byebye"

>>25309003
is there a recording anywhere

>>25306534
I hope my agent is enjoying my endless browsing of car parts and public use ryona fetish.

>>25309037
No, buy your own.

>>25309037
no but here's the description from the manual

>>25308919
They're pretty neat, I get to hear Gura tell me cute things in my ears. I also really really really really really really really really love Gura

>>25309164
How much do you love Gura?

>>25309200
More than anything

new jannies? i've been warned a couple times over the most innocuous shit the past couple days.

>>25309323
idk, but I hope they start banning some of the shitposters.

>looks on ebay for the gurabuds
>$200+ for the buds
>$80 plus the lithium battery tax $120 the cheapest
Man, maybe i should have bought a second one just to sell it and recoup the cost of both, essentially having my gurabuds for free aside from the pain of selling the second set.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>25309323
Yes they are incredibly retarded.
Got banned over stupid bullshit the other day and yet people spam roommate shit and are fine.

>>25309323
I got banned for pissy posting. It wasn't even showing anything it was just an edit with yellow paint.

gura cool!

Is "It's Gooba!" her de facto new greeting now?

>>25309645
its her way of telling us she wants to be babied

>>25309645
Remember to thank Kronii

Yeah, me.

>>25309700
Watch streams.

i couldn't find it in the manual, but i found it in a CHE-627 manual. if you need to factory reset the gurabuds (such as to resolve a state where one wants to search for the other earpiece, but the other one only wants to search for a device to pair to), put them in the case, wait for them both to enter the charging state (solid red light), and then tap each one five times without knocking it loose of the battery charging contacts. the light will go out, flash blue three times, go out again, and then go back to red. the next time they power on after removing them from the case they'll first search for each other, and then the set will enter pairing mode so you can re-pair it with your devices.

>>25309700
I actually prefer it to domo same desu

Just got in the vod for 15 mins and I immediately realize that I need to rape this creature right fucking now. What should I do?

gura should make a firmware update to replace "a... domo, same desu" with "it's gooba"

>>25309965
Harness those lustful thoughts.
Use them to grow stronger.

>>25309882
oh, nevermind. this is actually described on the small addendum to the manual that i never opened and only had japanese on the outside. ha.

>>25310308
The things I would do to get a cup of Gura water

>>25310322
i pushed ame out of the way, now's your chance!

Cutest fanart for a while

>>25310334

>>25310322
>>25310334

>>25310526
ooh that reminds me i need to play the new power wash update soon

How was the stream

>>25310668

>>25310668

>>25310668
really REALLY fucking good albeit there are some times I can't hep but concernfag and some susan hate at the end

>>25310668
peak brattiness

>>25310668
Gura is a Fat, Stinky, Lonely, User of Drugs and Hoooker and the worst is, she is a BRAT

Ambrosia.
https://files.catbox.moe/u5ws83.jpg

Luv me dino oshi.

>>25310668
Way better than I expected. Gura was into it and playing well off the narrator. I had a lot of fun and was pretty disappointed about Youtube fucking up.

this was the perfect game on the perfect day and youtube actually fucked it up wowowowow

>>25309965
Continue watching and enjoy one of this bratty cunt's best streams ever. Except for Susan ruining everything.

did gura have fun with the game

>>25313189
Yes she became ultra brat

Gura is the love of my life

Gura suffering horrible menstrual cramps!

>watch the VOD
>Gura is mega brat
>no rape correction in sight

>>25313681
Yeah, sorry about that. I will try harder next time

>>25313731
Correction was applied immediately after the stream, don't worry.

I want to make tea with Gura's used tampons and blood stained panties

>>25313763
Anon who said you could use this pic of me and my wife?

>>25313886
Sharks don't menstruate

daaaaaaaaang this shorks TICCC

>>25313886
i want to shoot you with a rifle

>>25314012
I want to fuck you with your rifle

>>25314012
Come at me, faggot

what candy does goowa like

>>25314135
kitkat

>>25314193
I know who that is

>>25314206
gura looks like an oriental sometimes

GOOBA

>>25314193
That's a guy, isn't it?
Fuck it.

romancing the shark so her heart flutters.

I love Gooba.
Do you love Gooba?

>>25314497
More than you could imagine

More shark parable tonight!

>>25314533
this game is stupid and I told her not to play it why isn't she listening to me I give her money

>>25314533
I'm no Chumbud, but I want to express how thankful I am that Gura opened the door for Hololive to play one of my favorite games from my teenage years. I didn't expect to see it happen and am beyond happy it did.
Also, I'm enjoying her playthrough. Shame it was such a short stream last night. Do we have any idea when she'll stream today?

>>25314580
Gura streams almost exclusively starts at 8PM EST for solo public streams

>>25299719
>Schedule: TBD
lol

I want to fuck her so bad...

>>25314580
>does anyone have any idea when she will stream
Pfhahha no, no one does

>>25314855
Same desu
I think I felt the urge of actually wanting to rape someone for the first time during yesterday's stream

>>25314855

>>25314952
T u T

>>25314908
what the fuck

>>25314982
What? Didn't you watch the stream? She was just asking for it

>>25314952
Fuck Bloop. Little blue bastard.

>>25314908
Gura is only for gentle loving and pampering

You all love Gura, yes? However, it is safe to say that we do not all love her equally. Explain to us how and why you love Gura more than everyone else in this thread.

>>25315045
Low T, you wouldn't be able to satisfy Gura

>>25315069
You'd never make Gura truly happy.

>>25314908
This is how it always starts, Anon. People judge people like us for being turned on by rape. It utterly alien and horrific to them. But now you understand firsthand why it's so damn hot.
And yes, I agree. Gura was absolutely begging for it. She needed rape correction.

>>25315112
I'd give her plenty of cuddling and pampering but you have to be an actual autist to not realize that she wants some rough breeding too

>>25315058
Here let me see into the future
>I love Gura because _______
>Oh I see, so you dont love her as much as I do because I say so

>>25315173
Yes, that's the fun.

>>25315166
Rough sex isn't rape. Rape is her not wanting it and you going against her will.

>>25315253
That's why you rape her consensually

>>25315253
Are you new, autistic or both?

>>25315058
My love for Gura is always growing and evolving. I think my understanding of love has expanded.

>>25315253
"aggressively fuck with love and consent" doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well as "rape"
I will admit I would rather the word not be used at all though

>>25315058
I honestly am probably not as devoted to Gura as other people here but my love for her grows deeper every day and I hope to one day rank amongst the most devoted. I would do anything to make her happy.

everyone is talking about gura being bratty, but what about this moment of peak cuteness right here
https://youtu.be/D0Dy1CfuEtw?t=2872

>>25316681
God imagine sleeping with Gura and having her whisper wake up~ right into your ear in the morning.
I love her.

>>25316681
My wife is so adorable, it's unreal.

>>25316681
days without baby talk: 0

>>25316681
I love her so much...

I hate coomerbuds

>>25317296
Why? It's perfectly normal to show your love for Gura by shooting a thick rope. T u T

>>25317296
Gura cunt fluids in my mouth stinky cunny smegma on my tongue I chum buckets on Gura's pissy cunny UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Gura shit down my throat PLEASE

Will you change your posting habits in any way now that it's pretty much confirmed that Gura is /here/?

>>25317771
No, she shouldn't be coming here in the first place.

>>25317771
>my whining resulted in Gura being extra bratty and therefore cuter
You'll have to bear my whining even more buds, I'm sorry

>>25310668
So, what's the enjoyment of playing the game? Is it just fucking with the narrator? Sure, Gura was cute but after an hour of listening to her being a brat and not following directions I kinda got sick of it (I teach kids so I understand the exasperation of one fucking kid not listening)

>>25317920
It's good that you obviously aren't a real chumbud cause otherwise I would be worried about you having access to children

>>25317771
no i hope she develops some fetish from being here

>>25317771
I will always love Gura cunny and I want to let Gura know that

>>25317771
No. If she wants to pander to us then she liked what she saw.
Other than the bitching of course.

i think gura is funny......

does gura buy her comic lo or pirates them?

You are riding the goob train, right chombos ?

Awake ?

>>25318246
I wonder what she felt when she saw the "Look at my cute shark wife" thread. Oh and how much some chumbuds want to fuck her.

>>25318360
Gura doesn't bother with it, she only looks at translated comics

>>25318430
Why the fuck are taiwanese fans so fucking based?

>>25317771
>Confirmed
Source for this?

Gura is liking funny art

>>25317296
*Punches your trash bag

>>25318681
Having a brain?

>>25318874
so you dont have a source

>>25318910
So you don't have a brain?

>>25318874
Gura in thigh highs is instant boner for me. T u T

>>25318910
Watch streams.

>>25317771
I already reduced the schizo level of my posts like a year ago, but Gura can obviously handle it if she still visits ever.

>>25318528
Didn't know Jewcob was a chumbud. It explains a lot.

>>25319101
Who?

>>25317771
>A wild GURA appears!
A) Abandon all rational thought and "I LOVE GURA!" × infinity
B) Have a civil discussion with some Q&A
C) Post embarrassing photos of her until she runs away crying

>>25319011
now that's a nice fat tail

>>25318874
You said "pretty much confirmed" so I thought maybe something happened recently for you to think she comes here.

>>25318681
>>25319274
It's hard to explain to someone who doesn't come here often enough and is too autistic to notice changes in someone's behavior, but yeah, if you made the connection yesterday then there's pretty much no doubt that she at least lurks here from time to time.

>>25319274
Gura's a good girl who doesn't browse the dark web. Especially not while using the Tomorrow theme.

>>25318458
>>25318747
Someone forgot their meds

>>25319436
What changes? She's always been here, it's not a new thing.

>>25318759
I'm not a teammate but damn, you guys hate her guts.

>>25319621
Do your archive reps if you want to see specific examples of what made some people think that she's here. I really doubted that she would come to this shithole before this stream and I still hope that she doesn't but I really have a lot of suspicions now.

God, she was so bratty last night. Why do I love it so much? On what psychology is it based?

>>25319436
What kinda seals it from me aside from the rare dogwhistle was her gorn stream. iirc, she was kinda talking about whining chumbuds or something similar at the start and end and talking about wanting to play marika to put them back in their place. Aside from discord which I don't check, there were barely any whining chumbuds anywhere else besides /here/

>>25319870
I really have a lot of suspicions that you're retarded.

>>25319897
Exactly. And both of these streams happened right after a longer break.

>>25319897
I don't think she's stupid enough to think the people complaining are chumbuds though.

>>25319832
>Hate
Nope. Just overall dislike and discontent by her actions.
But there are a few chumbies here that went the schizo hate way, but they don't represent us.

>>25320133
LOOK AT HER GO!

>>25320133
She's just standing there... doing nothing...

>>25320133
wasn't there a mop in there. should have drawn her cleaning or something

If any chuubas come here it is surely only to laugh at our schizo antics, not to actually seek out advice

>>25320133
Gura and a Chumbie were in the broom closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

>>25320253
yeah, me
>the baby
also me

I miss Gura...

>>25320378
Hey buddy. I think you got the wrong image

>>25311018
You just described mori.

>>25320378
wrong pic sorry

>>25319171
B because sometimes I'd like to have nice things.

>>25320438
you'll have to add whore and a liar in there

>>25320125
>us

>>25320133
MENACINGLY

has gura groomed you?

>>25320808
Yes.

>>25320808
Yes but it isn't enough, I need more

>>25320808
Only into being emotionally dependent on her and giving me a foot fetish. Other than that I was already a lonely degenerate.

>>25319274
Voices in his head became stronger.

>>25320784
Yes "us". only the schizos chumbies here hate Ame for real. If you think we all hate her you are absolutely wrong.

>>25319436
Meds, anon. Take them.

>>25320980
>>25321070
You are actually retarded

>>25317771
Yes, even if it doesn't change the state of this shithole, if I can at least make it a bit bette for her, I'll do it.

>>25321031
Nobody worth thinking about even pretends to hate her.

>>25318231
>[Deleted]
Is this the newfag jannies I've been hearing about?

>>25321098
Said the retard.

>>25321190
You would be surprised though. Obviously not here, but Amelia gets a lot of hate on this board. Sometimes more than Mori or Kiara.

If any of you really think Gura would spend any amout of time in these awful fucking threads full of schizos, antisposting, doxposting and other shit, you are terminally retarded. Nothing in yesterday's stream "confirmed" anything, Gura was just reacting to the fucking game. No, your confirmation bias and constant seeking of secret meanings behind her words is not a proof. Take your meds.

>>25321436
Retard.

>>25318529
>discord qr code
Hell no, they are the same as the ggg discord.

>>25320808
ToT

>>25319163
How new.

>>25319171
I CHOOSE C, she gets what she deserves. Fucking brat.

>>25321436
Gura goes to /mlp/
Mori goes to /jp/
Ame goes to /an/
Ina goes to /a/
Kiara goes to /trv/
Kronni goes to /lgbt/
Fauna goes to /an/
Mumei goes to /his/
Bae goes to /a/

>>25319171
the obvious answer is C

>>25321688
relevant

>>25321688
Gura really is into DDLG...

>>25321203
Probably.

Gura won't be streaming tonight
Source: I'm Susan

>>25321759
there is no debate

>>25321636
>mumei goes to /his/
kek, she goes to /pol/ you retarded threadreader.

>>25321833
that's something literal 5yos would wear... Gura you look twice as older than that ffs

>>25321893
this is a grown adult!

did someone clip or make a soundpost of her making fun of numberfags yesterday?

>>25321869
What makes you think that?
Also fauna doesn't go to /an/ like Amelia. She probably goes to /ck/ for the vegan recipes.

>>25322119
This, that anon is retarded.

>>25321833
>same taste as Misaka Mikoto
Cute.

>>25322487
Why did she do it?

>>25322555
She wants us to imagine.

which is your favorite Gura gif

>>25322719
This because it makes me diamonds every time
God I wish I were that trident

>>25322487
Sticky slimy shark fingies! T u T

i kinda miss catshark, it's Gura's brattiest outfit so it's just sad that it's rigging is trash even for Gura's low standards so she basically abandoned it.
i'm currently inhaling hopium that it will get an update to have at least the same quality as the two recent ones if she gets some new accessories for her birthday

>>25322833
It shows up a ton in fanart so I find it hard to miss it

>>25322719
Rhombus.

>>25322719
Tail wag, but I usually look at the trident.

>>25322487
STICKYYYY FINGAAAAAAAAAHS!!!

>>25322719

>>25323124
now i wanna see Gura dressed up as Bucciaratti

>>25322487
It needs a cut with the part asking the guy what he's imagining. That's the best part.

>>25322719
Dino goomba

>>25323124
>>25323191
kys

Gura love Ame. Why hate Ame?

>>25323188
This one's my favorite too.

>>25323124

gura my beloved

>>25323365
I don't hate Ame, I just hate the Teamates, just like she does. Worst fanbase full of literal children

>>25323365
Gura love Mori. Why hate Mori?
Just because Gura loves her genmates doesn't mean we have to as well.
Amelia has done a lot of wrong by Gura which we can't look away from.

>>25322095

>>25323592
>we
kys

>>25323592
Not as much wrong as Mori, i can look past Ame being a bitch to Gura a little bit. Although i certainly don't hate her neither Mori, just a dislike really.

>>25323592
>we

>>25323630
Thanks.

>>25322833
I want to goom all over those sandals and make her wear them

>>25323736
>>25323991
And here comes the teafags.

>>25324161
meds

today marks the start of shark month
i WILL believe that something wonderful is waiting for us chumbies, and that we will all cry together with her
lets hope susan doesnt drop the ball that day, but im sure gura can still spin off something funny about it

>>25323226

DINO DAKI DINO DAKI

can someone make this look like Gura and the crying emoji?

>>25319832
>>25323365
Ame burnt up a lot of goodwill in general (especially during her self sabotage phase), people just like to focus on Chumbuds in particular.

>>25324432
rubrubrubrubrub

i want to deny gura's orgasm TuT

>>25324713
Why are talking about the whore and not about goomba? Fucking hell

Guwa babu...

>>25324713
>>25324161
>>25323903
>>25323592
same fag kill yourself, nobody was even talking about Ame before you absolute subhuman

>Teamate comes into ggg to shit talk his own oshi again
I really don't understand what his goal is.

>>25325047
It's their mental illness.

Would you an even smaller Gura?

>>25325136
my cute shark onahole

https://youtu.be/NgduUAu8s3g
Gura should watch this.

>>25325136

WIFE ALIVE

>watched VOD
>ywnb the Narrator dealing with this bratty shark
>ywn seethe as she makes fun of you and annoys you with the choices she makes to infuriate you on purpose
>ywn get so mad you realize this kusogaki same doesn't just need correction but a couple dozen spanks to her nice plump little rear
>ywn administer this punishment on this sharky

whens the next baby game

>>25325458
she's up early.

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>>25325172

>>25325701
that's me on her clothes

>>25325172
wtf gura, stop eating moldes

I dont hate no Holo
I just love my Gura

So, uhh... schedule today?

>>25326417
huhaha

>>25325701
Add it to the list, add it to the list

>>25326417
Why? She already told us she's playing more Stanley today.

Just finished the VOD. Chumbuds, how can anyone resist the desire to administer strict correction on this shark?

Gooba frame up

>>25326494
For the rest of the week. I'm fine if she just tells us whether she is streaming the following day or not but it would be nice to have a schedule.

>>25326561
ISRAEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSkomsykMI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSkomsykMI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSkomsykMI0

>>25326417
Gura stop reading our posts...

>>25326615
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

>>25325701
look at the fat fucking tail

smug thumbnail

I know you're here Gooba. I love you so much.

>>25326615
Man she really wanted to keep going
Fucking Susan

>>25321759

>>25326802
birthday merch
screencap this

>>25308458
schedule art btw

>>25326848
I will buy 3

>>25326870
big if true

>>25299719

@Gura
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCmrlw8Pzp0

Do a nick bates tribute during your next karaoke stream.

>>25326873
Same desu

>>25326615
I like that she’s been putting up the frames extra early the past two days. Love you Goomb

>>25327133
I second this

Gura cute

>>25327133
It's too early I don't like it

>>25326615
Gura-sama, I kneel.

Ok chumbuds there's your early frame, you have plenty of time to do your reps today

>>25327521
I promised I would and I intend to follow through with it.
Gura love!

Hey hey narrator, gura here

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>25326615
She is fucking excited to continue with a stream room up this early

>>25327770
Of course she is. She was having so much fucking fun yesterday and seemed really sad Susan ruined it for her

>>25327710
>Wow, two streams in a row! Someones feeling especially generous huh?
Lol

>>25323480
rubrubrubrub

>>25322356
She's perfect!

>>25327133
>>25327213
rubrubrubrubrub

>>25327887
>>25328051
Rubrubrub deez nutz.

>>25328127
Rubbing dinoGura's fat futa balls ToT

>>25327887
>>25328051
>>25328197
>>25328127
Look at that belly go

>>25328248
I hope she gets a dinosaur onesie as an outfit one day...

>>25327845
>Liked by 3 gachi
Lol

I have a confession to make
When Gura isn't streaming, I don't do my reps and watch old VODs. It just isn't the same. Instead, I watch other EN girls (live or VOD, I don't care).

this new VA is very timely and communicative

>>25328338
>Instead, I watch other EN girls (live or VOD, I don't care).
only acceptable if you're watching ame, honestly

>>25328425
I watch all of EN and some JP and ID. I'm such a rebel.

>>25328338
same desu

What do you think she is doing right now?

>>25328338
Uhhh that is what doing reps really is.....
Anyone who says doing reps is watching vods you've already seen is a retard

>>25328338
Whore

>>25328548
More WWE characters

>>25325701
Idk why she continues to pander you disgusting creepy fucks. You're all nothing but misery for her.

>>25328600
I kind of want to actually see her create characters on stream. It's part of the fun

>>25328338
Fells good not having to watch older VODs because I've been watching Gura since her debut so I don't have to catch up anything

>>25328548
me

>>25328568
I'm a newerbud, I only started watching Gura last August and embarrassingly didn't member until October. I haven't really watched any VODs from before then. The size of the backlog is intimidating...

I wanna give her mind blowing orgasms all day everyday

>>25328710
Me too. Im glad she's motivated but making the characters was part of the fun

>>25328710
Makine Kronii (with fauna commentary) reminded me of the old monster factory videos, before the mcelroys got too big for their britches.

>>25328756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95EaRULYLGw

>>25328756
Just watch clips. It's realistically the only way to "catch up" at this point, outside of watching very important streams like >>25328910

>>25326615
>She's been spoiled on the bucket
It's over...

>>25328248
rubrubrubrubrub

>>25329099
I think she's seen a playthrough. Granted there is a lot to stumble over and chat helped, but some of last night seemed too convenient.

>>25329336
What tipped you off to thinking she saw a playthrough the fact that she said she watched a play through?

>>25329336
retard

>>25328548
Eating a vegan frozen lunch.

I really really really really really really really really really love her

>>25326615
Damn that's early, I'll allow this brat to continue to be scheduleless if she continues to post this early.

>>25329781
you wont punish her

>me, 32 year old ojisan
>boss brings his daugther to work
>she's 10
>I'm wearing my Gura birthday shirt
>she recognizes it and asks me if I'm a fan of Gura
>boss asks her who Gura is
>she explains to him and shows him pictures, says she wants him to buy her merch
>days later he googles Gawr Gura
>finds a lot of cunny
>things have been awkward since then

>>25329840
did you get her number?

>>25329840
Kids aren't supposed to watch Gura...

>>25329840
That man is going to fuck his daughter because of you

>>25328910
If I had to pick a single myth stream to store in a vault or something, I'd pick this one.

>>25329840
This is why you should always hide your power level
...I say, as I post this from work

>>25329835
Don't test me you shitty brat!

>>25329840
why are you wearing gura merch at work

>>25329961
I thought it was subtle

>>25329961
Why not? It's not like it screams Gura to people who don't watch her. Such as children, apparently.

>>25329840
Get an extra Dino Plushie for her

>>25329840
Superchat or it didn't happen.