/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ame will be mining and crafting in just a bit: https://youtu.be/lnwAx2uD0g0
This week's schedule: What are you looking forward to most?
Has Ame inspired you to take up any of the hobbies she likes to talk about?

>>25300596
Everything on Saturday looks fun
>>25300596
>Has Ame inspired you to take up any of the hobbies she likes to talk about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyx2AkeRbWM
This particular video rekindled my interest in audio stuffs

ame

ILOVE AME!

>>25300900
damn, tinymates really are kyut!

Minecraft makes Ame diamonds

>Ame + Block = Diamonds
Write that down, teamates, that might be on the test

Oh no... she's m-mor-... mor... morlus?

>>25301185
She's mmmmmmminin',

>>25301364
Sex

This girls got me looking up fish tank stuff
I wasn't even interested

>>25301432
This girl is going to make me build a terrarium when I don't even know the first fucking thing about it

>>25301364

>>25301518
What if she did a stream about how to make your own terrarium?
She'd have to outline all the basic stuff you'd need prior to this so people have time to get it, and then the stream could be about her going through the process of how to make one

It's Minecraft time, lads
https://youtu.be/lnwAx2uD0g0

Will Roger Rabbit make an appearance today?

CUTE

Has Ame addressed her clearing her throat so often?
I feel like it's been going on long enough that she might want to see a specialist.

>>25301891
pinus hat

>>25301953
Dude I rewatched Obra Dinn yesterday, and she was doing the same thing at the beggining. Don't be a concernfag

Does Ame's voice sound a bit higher today compared to usual?

>>25301953
That's her trying to clear out the last bits of my cum from her throat, sorry if I caused you any worry.

>>25301953
Could be hayfever mucking up her throat

>>25302035
I just kinda figure it's a regular/normal thing
Also VERY kyut
>wadyameeeeeeeean?~
AAAAAAAAAAA

NEIGHBOR HATE

i cant believe my oshi is a drug lord!

So she lives in a state where weed isn’t legal?

Ame just admitted she's growing drugs in a reefer tank!

>>25302157
yeah, england

A reef tank, not reefer.

Ame is a reef addict, bros not like this...

>>25302157
possibly but even then don't you need a license in some states to even grow marijuna?

I can't believe your cute oshi is growing illicit drugs...

its been a while since bubba barged on a stream

also 3 gallon saltwater tank is only big enough for coral frags.

>>25302218
In some states it's legal to grow yourself but also depending on the state you can grow only so many plants.

AME HAS A BANANA SHAPED DILDO

God I just wanna hug and or head pat Ame so much bros

Holy fuckj my sides

Nosy neighbour HATE

>>25302157
I now realize that just because it’s legal it doesn’t mean a landlord would be okay with you growing it and smoking it in their property.

>>25302176
>>25302227
>>25302266
The ONE time I decide to pass and watch the vod
What the fuck is going on in the stream

>>25302157
Weed is still technically illegal to grow and distribute federally

She's so cute bros, holy shit

>>25302157
Most states only allow medical cannabis and ban growing at home, a growing handful are allowing recreational cannabis and that includes growing at home.
Interestingly the only state that allows legal recreational cannabis but does not allow home growing is Illinois.

ame's voice while telling that story was so cute
and her whining aaaa

Bros how did she get so much cuter in only a few hours?

>>25302383
neighbors thought her fish lights were for drugs. she sent a picture to prove it was just for her tank, and apparently a little gacha banana figure she had looked like a sex toy in the picture she sent.

>>25302452
>looked like

It actually is, she's just too afraid to admit it.

>>25302452
Its all clear to me now, I can sleep in peace
Thank you teamate

>>25302428
>>25302432
She's doing that adorable whiny voice that just makes you really want to kiss her

>complains about nosy neighbors
>barges into a villager's home claiming she has a warrant

What did she mean by this?

>Double Rainbow
You have unearthed a memory, Ame

>Aquarium autism earlier
>Flustered story time
>Minecraft autism now
I've literally been falling deeper and deeper in love with her every minute for hours.

>double rainbow
This feels like its triggering some long forgotten memory but I can't quite recall it

>>25302728
Wonderful, isn't she

>>25302728
Welcome, friend

>>25302748
https://youtu.be/OQSNhk5ICTI

>>25302728
every time i hear her do that whiny voice i just fall more and more for her, especially when she says "you guys lied to me"

>>25302860
>that video is twelve years old
What the fug

>>25302694
Rip

Who is making dinner at 9 pm? What is wrong with you?

>>25302875
Every time she goes "tell me~" is also good

>>25302944
people who wake up at 5pm aka ame

>>25302944
Dinner time is just whenever you are hungry at night, isn't it

>>25302860
This is it!
Thank you teamate, the joy of this man will never be matched
A timepiece of a better time, ame please use your watch and take me back to 2007
Let me experience early TF2 and classic youtube again
I know i'll be stuck 13 years without you but I'll take a framed photo with me or something

>>25302973
>>25302991
was mostly a trick question, I'm frying some chicken at 11 while I watch Ame

>>25302759
That's why she's my oshi
>>25302820
Not a newmate, but something about her today is really getting to me and making my heart flutter more than usual.

>>25302886
>There is the same amount of years between today and that video as there is between that video and 1998

>>25302944
I wake up at noon, eat, eat my lunch at 5, and eat dinner at 9

>>25303023
Based

>>25302991
>>25302944
ame definitely just lives her life eating when she's hungry and sleeping when she's tired i feel like she has no schedule

>>25303029
>something about her today is really getting to me and making my heart flutter more than usual.
The way she's speaking is just so soothing and sweet today and she just makes me smile so much.

cast i-ron grilling grates

>>25303072
>ame eats and sleeps whenever she feels
>i eat and sleep whenever i feel
WE ARE

>>25302860
>Video has millions of views
>Channel has only 52k subs
>Average views per video now is in the hundreds
Sad, dude seems really genuine and cool.

>>25303129
NEETS, except Ame is minus one "E"

>>25303188
ame net

>>25303188
Am?

>>25303188
Ame Net

>>25303232
ame.net

I want nyanson to hiss and claw at me

>>25303257
just bought the ame.net domain name, thanks sucker!!!

>>25303257
ATTENTION GATORS, WE NEED TO POOL $24,000

>>25303185
He had his fifteen minutes of fame and he's still doing what he loves, being a weirdass mountain man. I like to believe he's happy with what he's got.

>I'll put this riiight here~
>chest blocks the Shulker Box
Kek but also kyut

>there's spooky sounds in this minecraft~
>spooky sounds~
I'm ngmi

Every gray should unironically die. Every stream should be members only until that happen

>>25303360
Anon he died.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/12/style/double-rainbow-paul-vasquez-dead.html

Glad our last thread ended up with 69 posters. Things are looking good.

>>25303257
we need a rich gator to buy this domain and just use it as a vault for ame art and gosline/gator reaction images

>>25303448
What the fuck who's still uploading content to his channel?

>>25303482
I already bought it and I'm just going to make it redirect to Ame's Yourtube channel

>>25303482
Maybe something similar to what beatani has

>>25303434
agreed, if they want to tell her what to do why dont they just fuck off and play the game instead

>>25303557
Pretty smart actually

>>25303529
Apparently he made enough content to last 10 years. I assume his family uploads them or they're scheduled ahead of time

>>25303460

>>25303529
Reminds me of the channel of the classic numa numa video
https://youtu.be/KmtzQCSh6xk
One of the most iconic videos in internet history and the channel was sold and just posts garbage marvel/pop culture reviews and merch shit to this day
Makes me sad

>>25303599
>>25303557
Meh, pretty basic and anti climatic to me, you could add a redirect onto the website instead of spending tons of money for something you could make for free with a copy pasted link everywhere

>>25303665
They're either used as stepping stones for today's world or fade out and grow into obscurity only to be buried along with the rest of the digital fossils....

>>25303665
Or the leeroy jenkins account posting weird ass modded gta 4 kids videos

I really want to take a dump, but I don't want to miss half of the stream

>>25303800
You could bring your phone with you, anon

>>25303800
Do you not have a phone, anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly10r6m_-n8

>>25303800
turn your speakers up so loud you can hear her while shitting

>>25303877
His shitter is on the other side of his literal mansion, obviously.

>>25303828
>>25303839
And smear it with shit? no thanks

>>25303902
anon do you wipe your ass with your hands?

>>25303839
Do you guys not love Samurai?

>>25303927
Of course I use my hand, wth
What do YOU use, the walls? skidding your ass on the wall to clean it without using your hands?

>>25303902
anon how fucking disgusting are you in the bathroom for you to think this

>>25303996
Yea, what the fuck do you think those towels hanging up are for? Decoration?

>>25303996

The golden helmets are a pretty cute idea, like the hard hats

>>25304024
you use TOWELS? nigga you're disgusting

>>25303360
>>25303448

Do we know who's confirmed coming to phase 2 of the hyperloop?

Ame IS Morbius!

m-morbius???
i think ame needs her shots

>>25304152
Mori, Bae, Ollie and Moona

KYUT stretches

>>25304221
So two yab machines, an aussie and an actual autist. Should be kino.

ame can count past 8?
what other lies have i been fed by the council

>>25304221
>>25304296
Just having Moona there makes me feel more confident it will actually be finished.

>>25304221
Ame getting that cheap third world labor.
Wasn’t Fauna also confirmed?

>>25304296
Sorry anon could you specify? I typically lump the two red heads together since they're both the same type of autist only one is an aussie. Sure not what Moona is being labeled as, since she'll actually guarantee that the project goes efficiently

>>25304296
>>25304356
>>25304415
I said 4 random names

>>25304437
Absolutely devilish

Haro felou timmets!!! Hou do yu do?!!!!??? Ame minecurafto sugee!

>>25304437

>>25304464
>t.

>>25304437
I will now hold you PERSONALLY responsible if this doesn't get finished

>>25304424
Mori and Ollie are yab machines, the rat is an aussie and Moona probably actually for real has autism.
>>25304437
lmao

>>25304437
Fucking lmao

>>25304437
Seriously, if ame logs on and no one shows up, then ends the stream in tears .
>>25304509

>>25304152
Fauna and Bae.

>What is that noise~
>What is that~
>It's a fucking alien, it's Dail up

>now I gotta
>light this BITCH UP

What is she doing?

>>25304734
Her best

No really, why are there THAT many chickens?

>>25304827
Underground KFP branch

>>25304827
KFP are like those fucking penguins
We just need to sacrifice another shotacon Hag

I miss ame

Goddamn you Susan

I no longer miss ame

>>25304926

Amelia Dangerous Watson

>>25305225
Heh, I guess I'll have to put the D in Ame...

amelia hentai watson

Here you go Ame
https://youtu.be/2TjRPPtdlGo

>>25305359
Kek

Just a couple of bros pouring their life force into each other

within cells

>>25305359
Another one for preference
https://youtu.be/QGvr13ku5UU

causing an iron shortage with ame...

God minecraft is boring, at least ame is cute.

>oh my goood~
>and theeeen~
So kyut bros

Ame is the only vtumor i watch.

Good lord just blame huke and leave it at that

>>25305730
>Vtumor
Kek
>>25305695
She's killing me, I'm melting into my bed

>>25305695
>>25305761
she gets cuter every stream i swear

>I wanna do like crime 'n stuff~

>>25305854
I just want to give her kisses

>>25305761
>She's killing me, I'm melting into my bed
Same here, this is super comfy.

>>25306032
Maybe the neighbor is onto something afterall...

bros... i thought she said tiktok wasn't for us...

>Dance to copyrighted music
>"I can't do that"
nigga its fucking tiktok thats 50% of its purpose

>Ame advice
>Get luckier

>>25306085
At least she tries her best to be creative with it

>>25306085
It's not. Think corporate anon, I had to come to terms with it as well. Cover is probably just making an expansion move so Ame's doing her thing with it. Whatever the zoomer will tell her to put out, at least we'll get kyut webm material

>>25306085
it isnt. its for the clicks from non-vtuber fans on tiktok, all 27 of them.

>>25306098
But cover is scared they’ll get sued

I like looking through archives...

>ame describes uploading clips onto tiktok
>ITS NOT CLIPS
ame...

I really hope she gets bored with it soon. Shes already out of ideas.

what's the point of the loop again?

The ear raping volume of the Watson Rails really adds to it's charms.

>>25306313
Connects all the attractions/buildings in the EN server

>>25306288
Why? What does it matter if she makes cute little videos on the side? She isn’t streaming any less.

kino

>>25306313
Automated train stations that connect the main attractions of the server
And its cute

>>25306358
Well she already JUST talked about streaming on tiktok, I do not want that at all. Not only that but the retards that use tiktok are not an audience I want to be mixed with teamates.

Fuck, that was good.

Im supposed to be doing push ups but i cant stop watching. How long does she usually stream for?

ame's tour guide voice is 10/10

>>25306437
lurk more newfag

I can't hold my poop any longer. I'm gonna...
I want to keep watching

>>25306437
Probably another hour

>>25306461
Bro, just go
We can fill you in on what happened when you were away

>>25306437
I see your experiencing her productivity reducing charm. I've been in my bed for the past hour now, you've got to gain the willpower to work while watching her kyutness or else you'll be through for the night anon. There's never a clue on how long she'll be going for on a free night but I'd estimate at least 1-2 more hours

>>25306326
>>25306391
but there's like 2 buildings in that snowy area, and PPP is useless now.. at least we'll get a long zatsu

>L stands for a lot of cool things like
>LOVE~
>and uhhh~
>Lamy!~
>lewd~, luck~, lavaa~

>>25303800
>>25306461
>He still hasn't went to the restroom

>>25306461
Just shit your pants

>>25306313
>>25306630
Everything in minecraft is pointless. No matter how many layers of autism you try to dress it up with, it's all just a happy excuse to create content and make friends. Whatever project they have works for that

>>25306704
I'm wayyy ahead of you

>>25306782
Pics or or didn't happen include timestamp

>>25306774
This, kinda. Vanilla Minecraft is just a sandbox that has you finding more and more ways to do the exact same thing you've been doing since 2012 only with extra mobs, ores, blocks, etc as Mojang devs finally add updates that people have been asking for the past years in the form of mods and stuff. It's why I view this game as an ADHD autists' version of zatsudan. Modded Minecraft or servers are the only reason I'd play this game or watch a stream for gameplay

Love you guys, too late here to stay awake so I'm sleeping now and I'll catch the rest of the vod later!
Enjoy the stream and eso es todo nos vemos!

>>25307016
Good night bro.

Im still a little fucked up after she raped me last time bros, my bottom hurts

>>25307016
Buenos noches to you as well teamate, sleep well

>>25307100
Anon, she just injected us with stuff. Someone else has raped you

Luv Chammers
Luv Ame

new lore

Ame leather queen has a different connotation

Ame's voice is so fucking cute bros

>>25307302
Her voice makes me feel at peace

FAST

She’s insisting on rails when she could just do that. That’s an actual hyperloop.

>Goes in a straight line for ages
>Wait, Did I go in a circle?

>>25307458
Earth is not and infinite disk

>>25307514
Minecraft is an enormous finite square

>>25307569
technically it is infinite if you go beyond the borders, its just that the game physically cannot handle being truly infinite and it breaks.

>>25307569
>>25307619
But it could be correlatively connected with the mixed superposition of two mutually exclusive spatial points

At the rate Ame is reading superchats she will be done in 5 hours

>>25307684
Actually there are 53 SCs right now, and she already read 10 of them. So I would expect, at this ratio, another 40 minutes

>boat highway
>nether portal highway
so EN server knows of faster methods, does this just further confirm ame has railroad autism?

Late mc streams are... home...

So what's the deal with this person's funny little avatar? It's the first time I'm watching her stream and is it like a meme to just post it around in random places. I'm not kidding someone has been drawing her at my job and for weeks I had no idea what it was but I came to this board and saw OP's image and I finally know. At least she streams good games though.

>>25308082
Ame wants automation, boats on ice are not automated.

>>25308138
at least read post >>>1 , jesus christ

>>25308178
I thought it was pretty related to her since it was her avatar but fair enough, my bad

>>25308138
Anon, run while you can. This is a one way trip

jpbro telling ame to protect her throat

this music is making me sad, reminder to enjoy and appreciate ame while she's here because one day they'll all be gone

Ame nihongo did something to me...

>an L for Looove~
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25308138

You mean Smol Ame? It's kind of a mascot version of Amelia that a fan artist created.

Its over amebros...

>>25308223
you're probably not wrong, if it was intentional it's getting me to watch some of her vods so its working.
>>25308373
yeah this funny little creature, i was putting boxes away and saw it on a sticky note, then on twitter, then somewhere else and I didn't know where it was from I thought it was a Professor Layton character for a bit

>>25308373
SOUL

>>25308416
>it's getting me to watch some of her vods
too late

Amethighs...

>Ame ojou-sama laugh
>right into a SC from Ame's Termites who miss her lol
That was like a one-two punch

Remember the JPmate that used to come here? I miss him.

There's always a new korean teamates on the superchats. How is it that Ame attracts them so much?

>>25308564
Ame x Salome needs to happen. I know it won't but i can dream.

i've also been getting that channel in my recommended lately

>>25308597
It was their first introduction to hololive so maybe its their first love still.

>>25308597
Her mama and wife are Korean

is ame trying to use the raid feature?

>>25308654
Ame's wife is japanese though?

i didn't spam

>>25308696
redirect, yes

Don't spam, gators

>>25308723
did it work?

>Chat is subscribers only

>>25308779
nvm it just did it. cool first time for me

Ame new outfit Lets goooo
why is she saying weird things?

>>25308775
>retards spamming "NO SPAM" at the same time as other autists filling up the chat saying hello and shit
What did you all think was going to happen lmao?It's practically just a Walmart brand "Twitch raid" at this point

Never redirect from a Minecraft stream, Ame. Big mistake.

It's the fucking grays. It's ALWAYS THE FUCKING GRAYS

>>25308795
yeah, its probably annoying to see spam that's not related to the stream

fucking teagreys, everyone hates you

>multiple superchats mentioning Ame
This is how the feature gets taken away.

>>25308886
I'm seeing members do it bubba. Face it, chat is a collective of retards. Even more so when you tell them not to do something

>>25303996
You don't have a soap?

>>25309761
sleep tight

gn anons

So Ame ate french fries with gluten, was already feeling kinda bad, and then she was eaeting capt crunch during the chat stream...
I dunno, bros, she might be out of comission for a few days

>>25310507
She has eaten captain crunch many times

>>25310521
But, as you can read, its a russian roulette for her. Eventually it'll make her feel like shit.

>https://contact.pepsico.com/capncrunch/article/are-any-of-the-capn-crunch-varieties-gluten-free
I'm surprised nobody told Ame about Cap'n crunch not being gluten free. She'll just have to rely on her luck.

Candy-Chan... kawaii!!!

Goodnight!

she's so cute

>>25312015
Ame thighs… uwah!

Need to inhale Ame's sweaty butt fumes

Reminder that Ame is based

>>25307100
You signed the consent form bro, we all did. There's not a court on earth that would convict her

>>25307100
Man if you thought last time was bad just wait until she straps up

>>25301953
It could be just to do with her aerophagia. It might have a knock on effect which affects her throat/chest, which causes her to clear it often. It would also explain why she gets that raspy voice sometimes.
I have a colleague at work who clears his throat often too. He says it's caused by his GERD but doesn't actually cause him any problems.

Is she going to grow sps or lps or soft corals?

I'm going to kidnap all teammates and rape them one by one

>>25315464
That thumbnail activates my trypophobia.

>>25318204
JUST WAIT AND SEE!

I wish I can just sit by Ame's bed side and adore her while she's asleep...

>>25318204
JUST WAIT AND SEE!

>>25318755
I want to give her a loving kiss on the forehead without waking her up.

>>25318755
>>25319666

ame

ame just heard on haachama stream

>>25322579
Ame and Haachama are going to eat Ollie’s balls…

Well well. It's time for Haachama VOD reps later

>>25322838
The hair balls or...?

>>25323125
The balls.

>>25325605
Kyut!

Fuck, i fell asleep listening to her.

>>25326231
I can't blame you, last night's stream was very comfy.

>>25325984
>casual outfit hairstyle and glasses
>but her default outfit
I need

https://youtu.be/h6b3ggEymo8?t=3255

>>25326637
CUTE giggles, CUTE sisters, aaaaa

>>25326637
Haachama forgot all the English she learned kek

>>25326744
They are sisters after all. Ame can't remember any japanese she learns as well. I love these two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oRAPDOL-vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oRAPDOL-vs

>>25327235
Thank you Ame, now go get some sleep please

Now that we know Ame is ok with threesomes…I need to call Ane’nis…

>>25328193

>>25325605
I love art of Ame sitting down waiting

>>25326637
He has a point. But this is good kind of incest, right?

>>25328518
I mean sure, it's wholesome incest. But i prefer them being normal sisters.
Mel can be Ame's incestuous sister instead.

>>25328911
Based
Although I do enjoy Ame and any of her sisters together

>>25329004
Mel is her wife tho

>>25329153
Her sister wife!

>>25329004
imagine both of them fighting over who gets to sit on your face first

>>25329153
Mel's wife is actually Choco.
But Roboco is Ame's actual wife.

>>25329415
This is true

Haachama: Ame's Sister
Mel: Ame's Wife
Roboco: Ame's Robotic wife
Miko: Ame's Stalker

>>25329415
You mean Smol Ame's wife.

>>25329868
Me: Ame's husband

>>25329868
>ame's main JP lovers are all Gen 0 or Gen 1
What does it mean?

>>25329415
I'll do anything, and I mean anything, for another AmeRobo collab...

Ame

>>25329894
Both. You missed the Ame x Roboco dates in Apex and Minecraft.
Smol Ame wanted a piece of that too.

>>25330013
Please, please post that Ame's butt

>>25330013
I'm going to try to crop this one better

>>25329868
Ame’s husband: me

>>25330013
Ame's butt looks really big here...

>>25330097
Here we go

>>25330208
Uwah...

>>25330030
Next thread, Gadget, next thread!
>>25330172
I'll be the first to admit I might have...embellished...but in our hearts, we all know the true enormity of Ame's big ground-pounder.
>>25330208
Noice

>>25330208
This reminds me of THOSE pictures.

>>25330277
What pictures?

>>25330271
I'll be looking forward to it, anon. That Ame's butt does look bigger... but I will need to see some more of it in just a bit.

>>25330634

>>25330271
>embellished
Nonsense, that's Ame's canonical size. She struggles every day to squeeze her massive butt into those spats

>>25330761
>Ame trying to fit her huge butt into some tight spats
Artists..... onegai...

>>25330791
>You said these would fit~
>You guys lied to meee~