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oh my
>>25291130uoh
EDUCATION TIME
>>25291130TuT
>gura is going to be educated
KIARA LOVE
INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO CORRECTION
rrat
PLAYER CORRECTIONToT
CORRECTION IS NEEDED
GURA IS PRO CHOICE
damn female child
CORRECTION
>>25291130THIS ONE
RUPERT HATE
I will not eat ze bugs
sana image
EDUCATION CORRECTION IS NEEDED
I'm sick and Ame is my cure...
BABYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
My goodness? Is it 4:30 already? I'm supposed to be having a back, stack and crack
>>25291237I like her shiny boobs but her mouth look a little weird
>>25291130I HAVE A GREAT NEEDFOR SAUCE
gaymates??
Mori!
A FUCKING TEAMATE
GURA WAS GOING TO CALL THE ALLIGATOR A TEAMATE
>BACK, SACK'N CRACKUOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURA'S SACK
>people that makes no sense arent realisnt this bad news for us?
Gura's zoomer energy today is rubbing off of me
>>25291130MADRE DE DIOS
>>25291270I don't understand this edit
YOUR CHOICES MATTER
RUPERT LOVE
Is big cheese like big water?
what does it mean if gura saying "noo mister!" does things to me
a fucking teamate
Who is SHE?Who is HER?I NEED TO KNOW
wait...are Canadians not real people then?
TEAMATES ARE WHORES
>>25291258God i want to destroy smol Ame's anus
Gura is insignificant!
Bigg
When does this game becomes entertaining??
I think Gura opened a game walkthorugh for this game
Gura's having an existential crisis...
>LoveMikoMikoMiko!Nobody seems to want Pekora to come back from her break. Isn't that funny? When Miko was on break, EVERYBODY wanted her back.>[message deleted]why come to Ame's chat for this?
>>25291297Luckily for me, I make perfect senseCan't speak for everyone, though
>>25291284https://twitter.com/ese_ARU/status/1531520843125297152Enjoy
Gura is being EXTRA cute today
>>25291289>>25291292>>25291320Me on the right
>>25291263Why is she not wearing pantsu?
>>25291289>>25291292>>25291320>investigators being railed by graymatesfitting, I guess
>>25291297>the schizos were just made up in my head all along
>>25291335I just remember Risu's legendary stream
>>25291333there aren't that many choices to make anon
AME SPILLED THE JEWS
What the fuck is up with her today?
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Gura cute Gura cute!
She's gonna go into the vent or fall into the ground
Have you ever goomba'd before?
>>25291237LOVE & LUST
Ame squirted...
AME SQUIRTED
>they redid this video because of censorship faggots
AME SQUIRTED AGAIN
>>25291130
>>25291372OVULATION
>It's squirted
>>25291289>>25291292Me on the bottom
AME SQUIRTED ALL OVER HER DESK
>>25291130Dayum
It's HER
>>25291300You know, I'm something of a retard myself.
Ame squirted all over the monitor...
did that remind you guys of the hotel stream
my cute blind detective
HOLY FUCK GURA IS TOO BRATTY TODAYSHE NEEDS MY COCK RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>25291397Based Rupert
>>25291332When you unlock the bucket.
>this place is not equipped to deal with realityIT'S /hlgg/!
AME NO
UWAAAAAA AME
AME JUST SQUIRTED ON STREAM
>>25291372WE had sex thanks for noticing
>>25291410Why does smol Ame keep mayonnaise in her skirt?
>>25291402>dios mioBut there's only one?
>>25291418But why blue?
>>25291328Why did she do it?
narrativebros not like this...
>>25291297we are still existing so that means we are realso that means schizos are real and there for whatever they say makes sense
Gura is constantly bullied by someone being sarcastic
So Deadbeats, level with me. How long would it take for Mori to try to mute the Narrator?
so, has she played this before?
>>25291130jesus
She's going to mindbreak him isn't she
>>25291343based ESSE once again making a delightful picture
THIS FUCKING BRAT
>>25291463She needed to show Sana her place.
Fun fact:IF she goes right, and then goes right again here, then she'll fucking break the game, not as a bit but like, it's an actual bug I got
GURA WILL SEX NARRATOR TO DEATH, SOMEONE SAVE HIM!
>>25291462
>>25291475She's seen at least one playthrough.
Is girl squirt actually them having an orgasm or is it just a porn trick and they just pee everywhere?
>>25291472Yes, Ame
This fucking BRAT
>>25291475No
good god gura needs correction
THIS FUCKING
>>25291475Yes. You'd have to have played or watched before to have any hint you could unplug the phone.
How's GURA stream been? Dis she HAVE cafeine?
>>25291461Dios means god, so...
Is Gura drunk?
THIS BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>25291524the chat was spamming it.
DAMN FEMALE KID
>>25291528she IS caffeine
SHE'S JUST FUCKING ASKING FOR IT TODAY
>>25291524>You'd have to have played or watched beforeAre you genuinely stupid
This shark is extra disobedient today
>>2529151398% of time just porn piss
This brat...She needs narrative correction
>>25291473She wouldnt know it was an option and the if chat told her. She would spend 10 minutes fumbling through menus before selecting the wrong option and moving on with the game
>>25291363Classic
She's just asking for correction
>>25291524>Gura has been clicking on literally everything>omg no one would ever figure that out!!
>>25291332when the narrator starts speaking, honestly. but a big leap is when you unlock minecraft.
>>25291528She's energetic because of what she did during her break (which she won't tell anyone)
>>25291513A combo of both.
here come the retards
AME MORBED
>>25291536I thought it meant two.Sorry.
the narrator is morbing out...
>>25291513just think about it for a second you idiot, where in the human anatomy could all that liquid be contained in order to be expelled like that?
>>25291524are you an actual npc
GORBIUS
>>25291500Oh nyo
>>25291513the latter
>almost kek
>>25291350HI GURA
GURA ALMOST MORBED OUT
>>25291524my ass, the only things that stand out in the room are the phone and the dumb wire coming out from it
>>25291588the balls
Which Holo would give the best handjobs?
>>25291619Anon, that wasn't a girl....
>Gura doesn't morbsad
>>25291528Mane San told her about the new Big streamer coming and told her to step UP her name
guuga
My small tiddy goth gf Nino
NARRATOR SEETHING
>you mad?I NEED TO FUCK THIS BRAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I hope this reddit game doesn't become a streaming arc
>>25291633Noel
Will the Stanley Parable devs edit their homepage with Gura like they did with Jerma?
>hasn't watched morbius yetGotta get on that
>>25291619Yeah, mine.
GAME LOVE
>Ame stream>Morbing>Gura stream>MorbingAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP FUCKING MORBING
>>25291633That's the gayest outfit I've ever seen. What a fucking slut.
>>25291633i WILL colonize shogun's bussy. HE WILL let me in
>>25291643MY COFFEE YOU LITTLE SHIT
YOU
>>25291271HOT
Is the narrator British? if he is then Kiara might cum on stream when she plays this
>>25291633Kanata
this is not really that enjoyable to watch
Nice thread you have here
>>25291651lollmao
This fucking brat
>>25291651Redditors like Vtubers though.
I feel like this section of the game was meant to be something discovered really late into it
>you're a childUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>You're a childTuT
RAPE
She is so fucking cute...
>A CHILDUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
A CHILD?
ToT
>you're a childTuT
Gura is a child uuuoooohhhh
>you're a child
A child ToT
THIS FUCKING LITTLE SHIT'S ASS NEEDS A REDDENING
THIS BRAAAAATTTTTT
YOU'RE A CHILD
Gura's a child...
A CHILD
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
TTTTTTTTTTTT.TTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>You're a child
GURA IS A CHILD
>>25291684no, he's just gay
A CHILD???
a cHILD
>>25291633Probably Astel.
yes she is, stupid narrator
gura is 200% brat today
>You're a childUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>you're a childNARRATOR NO!
Gura is too cute today
>"You're a child"UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Why is Gura so bratty today?
The narrator literally just Uohed after saying child...
>you're a childuoooh
>you're a childToT
i want to rape Gura so much right now
>Narrator called Gura a child and uoh-edBased
>>25291703It is.
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>Blabbing over the narrorator
Gura is a baby
Uuuooohhh
this bratty child...
>A CHILD TuT
>YOU'RE A CHILD
>You are a child ToT
>You're a childToT
>You're a CHILD*gremlin noises*
>>25291689gayest greyname
>>25291655>roomate postingDEMON LORD ZERAXOS got some pretty special treatment there, I doubt the devs care for chinese cartoons.
>>25291567Very nice
>you're a childUOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOD I WISH I WAS THE NARRATOR
>you're a child... uohWhat did the narrator mean by this?
>>25291633you posted her
gura cute
THIS BRAT........... IS MAKING ME ANGRY
DON'T MORB
Why is Gura being so weird today?
why is she blushing at being yelled at
>>25291633
>>25291699>Redditors love vtubers>We hate vtubers
I get it, funny "correction" meme, but she's really overdoing this and I don't know why.
Now I feel bad for the narrator...
>>25291684kiara will be aroused for about thirty minutes then start getting annoyed and trying to talk over him.
>gura talks to videogames like they're real people>gura talks to her cat like it's a real personDo you think gura has high functioning autism?
CHILD
Gura is being extra bratty today. Might need to raise the signal...
>>25291689
I LITERALLY CANT STAND GURA THIS FUCKING BRAT AGHHHHHHHHHH
>>25291805>weYOU may
GURA IS SO BRATTY TODAY I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH THIS SHARK CHILD UOOOOHHHH
>>25291809Gura is based
>>25291655>>25291781go back
>>25291804She sounds fucking horny
WHAT A BRAT
>>25291809>high functioning
TuT
>EVEN THE NARRATOR KNOW
>gura getting a loop correction
>>25291809Gura and Mumei are unironically autistic females.
booster time
>>25291818AHHHHHHHHH BATTY CLUSSY
>>25291655You're streamer boyfriend is a tranny lover and you should kill yourself and stop posting about him online for no fucking reason
GURA YOU FUCKING BRAT
I'M GONNA GET JABBED AGAIN AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE 2ND SHOT
>Hololive thread>Last 3 threads had either Jerma mentions or images of himWhy are you guys like this?
Ame I don't want a booster shot..
this game sucks
Have a coupon
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOSTER SHOT
absolute kino stream and kino game. I love gura so much.
>>25291879hey, me too!
>>25291877Amogus
>open gura stream>she's making baby noises>keep stream open
Thanks Doc
>A game about failing to follow simple directions>Gura is great at it
Gura is quite dumb at realizing there's no more progress on one choice right?
>>25291877some dedicated fag really loves shilling him here
>>25291883the more things change, the more they stay the same
Gura is literally incapable of escaping this loop.Chums your oshi is an NPC...
why does this stream feel per-recorded
Gura is extremely bratty and cute today
She broke itshe got the bugShe unironically broke the game
THIS FUCKING BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Does anything else happen going right?
NO! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
THIS FUCKING BRAAAAT
>>25291692Stop posting unsolicited Towa Tokoyami pics.
>>25291877>people like Ame because La Creativedad vtuber>people like J*rma because la creativedad streamer
AME PULLED WASHINGTON'S TEETH
>>25291892This except the complete opposite.
>The rest of the stream is going to be gura going to the right door over and over againkino
haha do same thing 5 times in a row so funny!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M TIMELOOPING
Did Ame just ban morb in her chat?
>>25291861Vtubing is a safe hobby for trans people, fuck off
I'm gonna rape this shark.
GURA GO LEFT PLEASE
>>25291884SAUCE PLEASE!
Gura is really brattier than usual today
>>25291919your whole life is prerecorded
>we have to go right 100 times?>goes in for the 5th timeshe's not going to do it the full 100 times why is she wasting her time
I can't watch this game is super onions
retarder
>we have to go right 100 timeshow does she always manage to read the wrong thing?
>>25291953psych
Gura is...
If I have to suffer through Gura doing another loop, I'm going to lose it.
>>25291920What happens? Do you just keep looping?
>>25291962
>>25291966it's not even true
FUCK WHYS SHE SO CUTE TODAY
>>25291968>cebollas
>>25291935ame is still live if you don't want to watch it!
>>25291643my gf told me to stop saying guuga
>>25291935not your time deadcuck
I feel like I've heard ame say the same 15 names over and over. Does no one else SC or are they just attention whores?
now she's making it boring instead of just silly
>>25291971I mean it's believable considering everything else in the game
I sure do enjoy watching Gura reading chat and doing everything they say
>>25291953https://files.catbox.moe/n9tg1h.mp4
>>25292012welcome to superchat readings anon!
>IRyStocrats thaaank you.???
>>25291471the rrats in the walls are the same as the ogeys outside
GURA IS EASY TO GASLIGHT
>>25291982If she starts getting a teleport that goes directly to the door opening, it's broken.If she gets the green room, it's safe
> i hear it used a lot thoughrrats
Can you fucks just learns the difference between gaslighting and straight up lying?
I will post a singular Towa.
>>25292012Same paypigs and yes they're all in discord
>>25292012that's how you groom streamers into recognizing you
>>25292012ame has some really dedicated discord faggots
HAHA SHE SAID STINK LORDHAHA SHE SAID THE THING AND I CLAPPED
>Ew, schedulebrat
schedule bros...
>>25292030you heard her
>>25291633Izuru is so cool
>EWWW>SCHEDULE
>>25291972this game really is the perfect artistic representation of that
>ew, schedulesoundpost it
>>25292023holy based kaichou
Irystocrats this is a stream for only me and Ame please leave
>>25291953You will never be a woman
ME?
when gura is like this i get sad because i just want to kiss her bros...
>>25292030IRyStocrats and Teamates have a weirdly high amount of crossover.
>>25291877the mod and janny love off topic male ecelebs
>>25292058Me too!
Gura really is peak zoomer.If she doesn't have buttons to push and tiktoks to watch she gets restless.Zoomers have 0 attention span.
I'M UNIQUE! SO LONG FAGGOTS!
>>25292023i like how you post this as some sort of anti-trans thing when she isnt saying that at all
>>>
>tha numbas
/#/ don't look
NUMBER HATE
>>25292039It's going to the way of GFE, parasocial, weeb, etc.
OH NO THE NUMBERS
>>25292066Holy shit I'm gay
NOOOOO THE NUMBERS
THE NUMBERS
British humor sucks
numberbros...
numberkeks
GURA IS NUMBER FAGGING
this is soundpost gold
NUMBERSTHEY ARE DROPPING
>Gura is delighted with defying the narrator>Gura believes everything she reads in her chat no matter how obviously made up it isShe's basically our pet
>>25292012i love hearing pickle rick 10 times per sc reading, looking at the log and its all 2-5 dollar donations
>ew schedule>the NUMBERS! they're tanking!soundposters...
>>25291130there's a LOT of cunny in this OP. you can see it.
clip that
Numberfags BTFO
>THE NUMBERS ARE DROPPING
>>25292081The ladies love us, not our fault that they think about us so much
>the numbers are dropping
>NUMBERS ARE DROPPING
>>25292012>Ame will treat blue SC & red SC similarly.>People take advantage of it.Tales as old as /jp/.
THE NUMBERS NOOOOOOOO
>the numbers are tanking
That's a soundpost
I think Goora had a bit too much coffee today...
Alright, soundpost it
>THE NUMBERS ARE TANKING, OH MY GOD THEY'RE DROPPINGSOUNDPOST PLEASE
NOT MY NUMBERINOS
>we hate numbers and schedules all of a sudden
>the numbers are tanking!
THE NUMBERS!!!
AHHHH NUMBER BROS ITS ALL GOING DOWN
>the numbers are dropping oh nyoThat's a soundpost
>THE NUMBERS ARE TANKING THEY'RE DROPPINGSoundpost NOW
>>25291953
>>25292012It's literally the same for every SC stream.
>the numbers are droppingIt wasn't supposed to be like this, Chumbros
Second booster already...
>>25292163Yes
>>25292152I think she's having a protein shake since you heard her shaking her bottle before drinking it
>>25292106https://youtu.be/07ofZ6uYDU0
>>25292023Based kaichou respecting all gender identities
This stream makes me want to bend Gura over an office desk, pin her down and ram my 9in cock into her childish cunny. I would ram into her so hard my cock would smash into her cervix over and over. I would viscously unleash my lust into her until she passes out. I would then continue using her as an onahole until my balls are completely empty. Is this a normal reaction to have?
H-how many more doses am I getting?
Rape correct Goomba
>>25292042I will now post a second Towa
>>25292039What are you talking about anon? We know what gaslighting means and have always been using it correctly, maybe it's you who doesn't know. I bet you're misremembering your definitions, you've always been stupid like that. Why are you embarrassing the both of us? How about you just keep it to yourself.
>>25292134I hate this shit too but I have to admit if you're trying to maximize the number of words you can type at your oshi, it's a better rate of return
>>25292093IRyS is basically Ame if she wasn't Ame, so that makes sense
NIGHT SHARK
>night shark
>>25291804what did i miss?
GURA DOXXED AGAIN
>Third vac already.Bros... my immunity system...
>>25292152It's putting me in a shitty mood because she's acting weird, but I don't really want to do this again.
Guys...Fuma is streaming too...
>>25292175>hitler_amused.gifjust imagine the skin colour of this poster
BLESSED STREAM
>>25292145wrong if its red she adds THE BIG SUPACHAAAAT
>>25291836>>25291841If she was low functioning she wouldn't know how to use the toilet.
Gura...
I LOVE GURA SO MUCH
I'M NOT BRI'ISH
BRITS BTFO
>>25292223uuhhhhhhhok
Britbros, how are we feeling about this abject humiliation?
Tannies in the /hlgg/ thread? more likely tahn you thinkYWNBAW
>>25292254Gura is the type of girl who sits on the toilet backwards because "it's an armrest"
>>25292240you have your own thread
Gura has a better british accent than Ame...
>>25292199>>25292106
She's making fun of the Brtiish again.
night shawk wun wun five
>>25291263which of these is gura
>>25292272aren't you used to it by now?
>>25292254thats hot
BRITBONGS BTFO'ED AGAIN
>If you don't want to stream, why did you come here?
>>25292271>TanniesSana...Flare...
>>25292265Best post in the thread
Oh no this ending...
>Muppet is copyrighted.WHAT?
>>25292228She's just really playing up this bit and bouncing off the walls, she isn't like this most of the time.
When gura talks I often think she's probably had at least one beer. Especially when she slurs her words a little.
Gura got the credits roll ending. which means she finished this game
>she got the true ending alreadylamo
>Walking down the street>see thisWat do?
>>25292271You will never be a white?
Narratorchama....
Narrator...
>>25292296Germans that aren't Kiara...
NARRATOR LOVE
>>25292272feeling goodothers will never have this
>>25292312kidnap
nice game bro
>>25292265Polka is a queen
I like when Gura acts bratty but this game is fucking terrible.
>>25292310Is this actually the true ending?
>>25292312genuflect
Narrator-kun...
hey, where's fatto catto?
>>25292302Yeah, muppet refers to jim henson characters? Just use puppet.
narrator...
>>25292340Shit taste
Anon? Please?I need you to make a choice.I need you to put an image behind this door.
NARRATORCHAMMA.....
>>25292312arrest her for indecent exposure
Whats Ame been talking about for the last half hour?
>>25292271I don't get the hate for trans people, why come to a vtuber thread to say this? There are male vtubers with female avatars you have female vtubers with male avatars, vtubing is pretty much a hobby for everyone
>>25292343Not anymore
>>25292312Kick
>>25292254We have zero confirmation she actually knows how to use one tho
>>25292340shit taste
>>25292340this game is great, and gura is great
How the fuck did she get that so quickly
>>25292310>He doesn't know
>>25292334WAMY
>another fish talk
>>25292340bad take
>>25292340The only thing that's terrible is your shit taste.
>>25292377GURAWINSLOL
>>25292356>>25292369>>25292345>>25292329She wants you to see.
>>25292357stuff
Is gura a rebel without a cause?
>>25292377pure kusogaki energy
>>25292377she read the game walkthrough
What hour will Gura get the baby burning ending
>>25292340retard
>>25292377It's not that hard of an ending to get? Just be contrarian as many times as possible.If you want to talk about a "hard to get ending," it's the Window Ending
>Chat backseating: the game
>>25292271I didn't ask to have three out of four Hispanic grandparents...
>>25292328Hey onogiryaa who speaks english from the english countrydid you sing mogu like a villain?>>25288885
>>25292362You're on 4ch newfriend. Get used to it or go back.
>>25292348i'm engaged in the live stream bro
>>25292357My cock
>her fish are anons>i am anonWE ARE
>gura thinks there's only one ending per sideuhhhhh
>>25292220they're saying basically nothing most of the time thoughIt's not really hurting anyone I guess but I struggle to understand the motivation, I used to feel bad about my superchats not being substantial enough til I read through what some of the regulars would send
Gura wants to drink out of that mop bucket
>>25292340Extremely bad zoomer take.
>starfish>it's not actually a fish
I'm getting sick of these greys
>>25292312Pick her up and take her home to a life of mating presses.
is she speed running the game or something or is it just this fast? or am i just slow?
Come out of the closet Gura
gura in her habitat, janny room
Reddit likes the game vt likes the gameUNITY BROS
>>25292312get down on the floor and start crawling on my back
>>252924364chan accepted trans shit before normies, newfriend
>>25292469There's no actual end to this game
>>25292445>Ame will never say this before locking your cock cage
>>25292461>It's not actually a star either.I feel betrayed...
STANDING THEREHE REALIZES
>>25292418Isn't there an ending for playing the baby game for four hours or am I imagining things
>>25292457nta but I'm 32 and I hated this piece of shit even back when the original came out. It sucks ass.
Did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending is my favourite
Duck-taping Gura in the broom closet....
I LOVE THE BROOM CLOSET ENDINGIT'S MY FAVORITE
Will any holo do the 4 hours of button pressing kino?
>Well there's duct tape in here there's a lot of stuff we can do in hereGura WHAT
sex with Gura in the broom closet!
>sweet F.A.This is the kind of weird idiom nobody uses that Gura would like
>>25292478>reddit likes to breathe>/vt/ likes to breatheshocking
she sounds incredibly horny today.
>we can do a lot in the broom closet ya knowl-like w-what
IS MY FAVORITE!!
>>25292502No, I got the 999 ending, the 999 ending is my favourite
>>25292510kaela
>friendzoned
I'm Gura's friend!
Gura i'm not your friend...
>>25292407>needing a walkthrough just to unplug a phone in a route where you choose to be defiant
GURA IS ADDICTED TO DRUGS AND HOOKERS
>gura is addicted to drugs and hookersRRATS
Gura likes hookers...
>no legs
HOLY SHIT THIS BRATKEK
NARRATOR IS A BRAT TOO
>Gura will never call you sausageWhy even live?
GURA LOVE
>stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers>I'm addicted to drugs and hookersWe are...?
>>25292525WTF I hate breathing now.
What the fuck... how could Gura do this?
>Narrator has no legs
I can't believe Gura is fucking dead...
HOLY BASED GURA KNOWS I THINK ABOUT HER AT NIGHT
>>25292525UNITY BROS WE WON
>>25292502I find this concerning, you drug hooker addict
Gura woke up today with kusogaki set to 11/10
Haha imagine if gura was only wearing a micro-bikini under her hoodie
Yes ame avocado juice with condensed chocolate milk is great
Gura's tapping into kusogaki energies previously unheard of...
Gura does drugs and hookers.
I am a janitor...
BUT GUYS YOU SAID SHE WON'T COLLAB WITH VSHOJO AND HATE THEM ALL!!!!!!https://youtu.be/_5zv748Q4V8https://youtu.be/_5zv748Q4V8https://youtu.be/_5zv748Q4V8
>>25292490>Ame will never insult your small penisman...
>>25292427haha
Gura did not deny being addicted to drugs and hookers.
I am Gura's friend, take that losers
>>25292484begone, off topic shitposter
>>25291953>>666666
FISH TANK MENTION?
GURA IS FUCKIN DEAD BROS. THIS IS 7TH TRUMPET LEVEL YAB
smell mention
Gura is so sassy today.
>>25292601>Haato is a leechWhoa! Who would have ever seen that?
>>25292497Yeah, the "True Art" ending. It's hard to get but only out of the sheer tedium of it, including the anti-autoclicker mechanic two hours into the baby game.Shit like the "Evacuation" or "Window" ones are just not likely to be found without knowing what to do, like climbing up the desks or breaking the Narrator's ankles by juking out of the office.
>>25292601Fuck off dramatourist
>DIDJE GET THE BROOM CLAWSIT ENDING?
>>25292357>>25292445>>25292490>>25292405Tentacles.
>>25292601literally nobody ever said that anon. you just made that up
>>25292587SAMEGAKI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GURA STOP DOING WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING OR ELSE DSFNJASDNFJJASK
>>25292273Wait a minute. You're supposed to poop in the toilet facing out? But I thought you sit on the toilet seat facing in so you have that nice little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk.
>>25292601who said this
>AME LOVE FISHES>GURA IS A FISHTHEY ARE
>>25292601kill yourself clipnigger
>>25291960Hi
This brat..
>Ame was so poor that she could only afford a snail in her fishtank
>>25292601nice quote bro
A fucking fish
>>25292591t. indog
>monkey
Gura's greatest disappointment is that no matter how bratty she acts, she will never get raped by this British guy, because it's just a game
>>25292630Beside everyone who saying she hate them when she misname one of them
>>25292601But chama can't english anymore...
Gura is such a fucking brat.
>FungusTHE MOLD
>>25292601anon you are really late
>I'll be whatever you want me to beUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUNGUS MENTIONTHE GAME KNOWS ABOUT THE MOLD
This Stanley game is boring and not funny. I don't get Gura's zoomer humor
>>25292621Based retard
What the fuck is a invalid, my parents call me that too
>>25292674they'll do it in Spanish
>>25292658why didn't you prevent this
>>25292653MUH
>150 gallon tankDamn ame's house is a SeaWorld
>>25292684When this game came out zoomers were literally twelve years old at maximum
GURA YOU HAVE TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
>>25292694your what
>>25292601she is trying her best to stay relevant okay? she needs it
>>25292684Drop dead already old man
>>25292671BUT SHE HAS TO MAKE THE MOVIE
Is Gura retarded? There's literally a narrator guiding her through the game and she still can't figure out where to go.
So is "the narrator gets mad that you don't follow the narration" the only gimmick this game has?
You can come out of the closet already Gura, we know all about you and Ame
>>25292671>>25292678Part fish, part monkey, part mold: Gumbus Fungus
>>25292684Thank god I don't have a stick up my ass like this anon
>>25292686Don't worry about it chumbie
>>25292686Invalidchama....
Is this whole stream going be Gura acting like a brat to some old guy's annoyance?
only libraries smell good tho
>>25292686it means adopted
>>25292668ESLchama...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jKpf5ul_K4
>>25292709See >>25292685
>>25292119It's too sophisticated for us Americans.
>>25292713THE MOOOOVIE
>>25292686A sick person who needs constant care
STREAM Q
>>25292732T o T Yeah.....
>>25292660So, yo oshi is so poor jokes?
>>25292686Chumbud...
>>25292739fun collab and actually a nice takamori moment early on
stream q
>>25291130y her belly so fat?
>>25292720Yes and if you don't like it you're a zoomer
oh nyo here comes the deadbeats
>>25292525>implying
Gura must have gotten some good dick today. She's in such a good mood
if I am getting angry at Gura for these things am I her target audience?
>>25292720Basically, yeah.
>>25292720no but that's the main thing
>>25292732it's me I'm narrator
schizo ending
STREAM Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aetXqd9B8WEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aetXqd9B8WEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aetXqd9B8WE
>>25292720That's only the first layer, give it some time and see
Who will correct Gura after the stream?
oh the looping room ending
>>25292762makes grabbing and squishing easier
>More fish talk
>>25292777yeah, mine
UNICORN TANG
UNICORN
Ame is going to own a Sea world franchise....
>>25292720Yes, I really don't get why people love it so much it gets stale fast
>>25292490I love kimonos for this reason
Stanley Parable is from 2013? Really? Damn time.
>>25292686choomby...
FEET
>>25292720imagine being a brainlet and not watching ame playing that dog and rrat game
>>25292798ME ME
>>25292777yeah, her's
>>25292684UN-FUNNEYYYY?!
>>25292812But orca and dolphins need the open sea...
>>25292352He will return
>>25292749Careful anon, if you facetiously post an image of ross scott comparing his mold and movie situation to the way gura has described her having mold on stream, you could get banned for doxxing gura with a picture of a completely unrelated male.
Gyaru Gura
>>25292747It's too wordy. This old cunt never shuts up
>>25292817Stanley Parable released in the era where Total Biscuit was considered the main "Video Game Youtuber," as a frame of reference
box fish look fake
>>25292546DYRBI
>>25292817The original mod was from 2011
>>25292684its boomer humor tho
Backrooms with Bennett Foddy, the video game
>>25292825so you're assuming I'm a "brainlet" just because I enjoy the antics of Gawr Gura?...shut up
>>25292840i miss Klaiusposting so much
Wait, I thought private coral possession in NA is illegal?
>>25292856TOTALBISCUIT LOVECO-OPTIONAL PODCAST LOVE
>>25292684Go play Monkey Island old man
IS it a dream?https://youtu.be/CikEbEtnBcE
This is some schizo shit
>>25292840>someone used the template this threadbased
>>25292856
>>25292881only if they catch you
>>25292779definitely yes
>>25292765Wrong, this is zoomer humor
>>25292798Dame la salsa
>>25292874I wouldn't be surprised if this game is responsible for 'liminal space' bullshit. It's as equally terrible.
WHAT IS THAT NARRATOR TALKING ABOUT
>>25292601How long before Mori show up
>>25292881>private coral possessionIt's illegal to harvest coral without proper permits
the ame
GOOWA CUTE
>>25292856Don't make me remember....
>Ame has a ton of worms>She will be collabing with Kobo this week
>>25292888This IS the schizo ending, afterall
>>25292916Anon, liminal spaces have been a thing for fucking decades
>>25292920that first zatsudan they did was basically speak of the devil before speak of the devil so it would be a bit pointless
>>25292817The 2012-2016 era of gaming was a dark age as a whole
This is an awful streamer game, this cunt never shuts up
Why is Gura such a brat today?
THAT'S A PENIS
wife bad
>I don't want a wifeAmesame...
GURA IS AGGRESSIVELY NOT GAY TODAY!
this brat
Gura is extra childish today
OGEY
uhhhh...teamates?
Gura needs to work on her retorts, so she isn't just mumbling responses to each line of the prompt, but at least she's cute.
Ame is drawing a penis
https://twitter.com/tanakataroukami/status/1531543035993280512
>I AM OGEY
>i am ogey
AME DRAWING DICKS ON STREAM
I AM REAL
AME IS DRAWING MY COCK
You people like this overly pretentious reddit game?
IS THAT A
narrator?
>>25292944Imagine if she stuff Kobo's ass with them, like as a joke haha
slapping noises
Ok, saplings, where's your oshi?
>>25292872okay
what the fuk
>>25292856ass cancer
Why are there so many zoomers in this thread.
IM SEEING ORANGE
>>25292974Yeah, me.
>>25292974?
the average discordschizo experience
STANLEY LOVE
>>25293016being cute in the woods
>>25292994Don't let anons here that you'll be called a zoomer or some shit
>>25293016america
>>25292974My child
>I am sane>I am in control of my lifeDYRBI
ame has no friends who will listen to her talk about this stuff so she vents to teamates...
>>25293016Taking a deserved break.
UMMMMMMMM teamates?
it's just the bong accent gura
>>25292951The rebuild films just shit on the ending of the anime by saying you should grow up and fuck someone
>>25293043LOVE ME INSTEAD GURA
SHUT THE FUCK UP BRITISH CUNT IT'S BONG O' CLOCK, DON'T YOU HAVE SOME TEA TO DRINK?
>>25293022Why did Gura have to pick that kusoge after taking a break
MARIELLA HATE
>>25293047Why does being called a zoomer make you so mad that you start passive-agressively responding to people like this
Dubs and I buy everyone here a mcdonalds fry
This is how the average /vt/ schizo poster will die
>Was that an endingIs she retarded?
>>25293022I have no future and vtubers are the only form of respite in my life from external societal pressures and internal resentment
>>25292856Damn... o7
>>25292856I've got one of his PC master race shirts with the gold foil
i know what's real
>>25293101>average
>Yellow sponges.>Starfish.Wait a minute...
>>25293069>deserved
Shit I'm late, Is Ame cuter than usual today?
>>25293103Yes.
what even is this game
I really don't get this ToT thing that you guys are doing. I'm regularly babysitting my 7-year old niece and her being a huge brat is just hell for me.
>getting this retard timeloop game over getting this retard timeloop game over getting this retard timeloop game over WWE kino
>>25293083The original ending of NGE was literally the exact same message>I need to love myself before I can love other people (which I should be doing)
Man, Ame is so cute
>>25293083just wait for a girl fall from the sky bro
>>25293017
>>25293022how many times are you going to ask that
>>25293123Yes.
>>25293022>Gura's main audience are zoomers>Lots of self proclaimed zoomers here>Why are there so many zoomers here?
>>25293124didnt she also have snails
>>25293103Yes, I love her
>>25293102Same
that fish is pretty based ngl
This kusogaki...
oh nyo nyo nyo nyo nyot again
Oh.I get it.This game is popular because it's "annoy Daddy" simulator
>GURA SITS IN THE BROOM CLOSETDEFEND THIS
cute Gura noises
Ame is so cute
>DER BROOM CLOSET ENDING IS MY FAVORYTEgura...
>>25293022I don't fit in with my peers so now I'm here
She is such a bratToT
Gura should've played WWE instead of this shitty pointless game
>>25293149
>>25293134It's for childish women, not actual children, and especially not real onesLike how no one actually wants to fuck their sisters despite the idea being hot for anime
>>25293022zoomers are like 25 years old dude
THE FUNNY ANIME SHARK GIRL IS REAL THE FUNNY ANIME SHARK GIRL IS REAL THE FUNNY ANIME SHARK GIRL IS REAL THE FUNNY ANIME SHARK GIRL IS REAL THE FUNNY ANIME SHARK GIRL IS REAL THE FUNNY ANIME SHARK GIRL IS REAL THE FUNNY ANIME SHARK GIRL IS REAL THE FUNNY ANIME SHARK GIRL IS REAL
is gura actually a childseriously
Ame these fishes are weird
this fuckin brat
>>25292994Yes.
>>25293022i'm scared of getting a first job, i dont want a first job i dont know how to do stuff and i dont like talking to people so i will watch vtubers like gura and aqua because they're just like me but make million and millions doing what they like
>>25293177I'm daddy.
If you really think this is pretentious it's because you lack the intelligence to understand the narrator being obnoxious and pretentious IS part of the humor of the game.He's a representation of the typical "too deep for you" walking simulator developers. That the story he tries to tell is considerable more shallow, basic, restrictive and boring to the player than the artistic masterpiece he thinks it is is one of the points of the game.
>>25293177anon you're gay
>>25293134It's not cute when an actual child does it, it's cute when an adult woman pretending to be a child does it
>>25293187I know. I'm a zoomer as well. But at least I know my fucking stanley parable.
And now that channel is going to get recommended to me. Thanks Ame...
>>25293207>they like
Gura es una niñita
>>25293199They so cuuute~
>Gura gets upset when her teasing stops getting attention THIS BRAT
>>25293178she is a janny anon
>>25293134Does her making you suffer make you want to rape her?
>wanker
Ame likes to see fish breeding
>>25292974me, I'm the fetus.
Holy hell Gura is horny
>>25293165big holo faces are funny to me.Not that purple brrat tho
STUPID FUCKING WANKER BRAT
>>25293177does anon need a spanking?
I live specifically to hear Ame tell me how cute things are and to lookatem~
>>25293218
>Wanker mentioned
Gura gets off on abuse!
>>25293146>>25293139I mean the last film did end like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMmcwrb8OIs
Wanking to Gura!
WANKER
SHE WANTS CORRECTIONTHIS BRAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!
>>25293187i'm going to fuck all their woment. ojisan
>>25293209nah this game is just pretentious as fuck
>>25292281She loves us that's why
>Gura just does it for attention
I'm not a chumbud, but this brat legitimately needs correction.
Gura fears British insults
>>25293185I'm with you on this one. Though the game is fun I much prefer her WWE stream because that was great.
>The Stanley parable is now a zoomer game>A game that came out in 2013>2013 was 9 years ago>Oldest zoomers didn't even know how to use a computer in 2013
So the best way irritate mesugaki is just ignoring her?
>Absolutely THROBBING in his skull rightGura is literally fantasising about how annoyed the British guy must be getting
CUNTCUNTCUNTCALL HIM A CUNT
Gura if I was the narrator
>>25293207Literally me
>>25293138Honestly I think she's drained from the character creator and probably wants to be in the right mindset for the next WWE stream.
When is the oh nyo meta going to end?
>gura talking about wanking as ame talks about breedingSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
chat is pretty good sometimes
>>25293149START BEING HORNY RIGHT NOW DEADBEAT!
poofter
>>25293209You're right but that doesn't matter to them, and you know that, too
One day Ame will have all the fish in a big artificial lake in the farm she and Gura live in
what's a wanker?
BELL END
>>25293177That's a 10/10 idea and name for a shitty meme game that blows up in popularity on steam and every streamer and content creator starts playing it for content
I'M A WANKER
i hope gura starts using "numpty"
>tea drinker>biscuit eaterbongs on suicide watch
Gura thinks tea drinker and biscuit eater are insults.
>>25293022Your time is up, old man.
at the end of the day its all a play, she wants to be corrected
>>25293275Anon... the oldest zoomers were 16 in 2013.
>>25293209To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe
EN3 will contain a british holo that will take revenge on such slander...
>smelly bollocksGURA SMELLING MY SWEATY BALLSACK UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>ame likes tiny thingsI'm gmi
Ame these aren't fishes anymore
>>25293275You retard the issue is that zoomers DON'T know of this game.
>>25293226Gura es una cabrita chica malcriada y sin respeto...Necesita corrección ahora!!
I'M GONNA DO IT
fucking knob head. god damn bull-chucker
>>25293275Anon, Gen Z started in like '97
>>25292989>>25293162high level rrat: last Nijidrama is a coordinated deadbeat internal sabotage, the like of the first egg doxxingall involved parties on Niji side have ties to Mori, they inflitrated the ranks and are now internally dismantling its most successful branch relations with China to remove Nijisanji's financial advantage
>>25293318But they are?
>>25293318t. biscuit eater
>>25293151cuckling...
Gura if I were British
Ame the SC...
Why does Gura always insult British people?
I think Ame has a problem.
>>25293294saying that stuff in non anonymous chat is actually very not good, newfag
Gura please play Nekopara onegai
>>25293318shes right
>>25293177>>25293309If I know literally nothing about how to program, how long would it take for me to make this asset flip stream game and generate tens of thousands of dollars
>>25293207>>25293286Anons, honestly the first couple of months of any job are like that, but you soon get into a rhythm. You'll never know how to do everything and handle every sort of situation, but for the most part you'll get into the rhythm and go on autopilot for 90% of your shift every day.You then use this money you made during your brain off time to get things you really want. Gambatte anon!
Do fish really need fish toys?
Should I superchat Gura that she should've never played this game and played WWE instead?
what the fuck did that greynig say
guys ame is streaming too
>>25293259The Anno self insert and his wife as an anime character
>>25293275I'll have you know I knew how to use a computer in 2014
>>25293134this is like someone saying "oh god mommy domme me" over an older woman and being like "that's weird i don't want to fuck my literal mother"
Uuuuh teamates did you find this kind of talk cute?
>>25293333That fishn'chips eatin bitch ain't gonna do shit.
>>25293386nekopara is shit, I just speed through things for the sex scenes
>>25293207I know someone who I could totally see writing this who also watches aqua
>>25293396Use that money to buy a rope for yourself instead.
>>252932094channelers will laugh at any attempt of being clever or genuine because they all think they are smarter than average despite spending their life spamming nigger and based on an anonymous forum, they never try but they think that if they did they would do better than anyone.
>>25293207You type like a woman
Is Gura drunk or just a child?
>>25293396Condom money
I like how they kept the Source engine feel despie the fact that they switched to Unity
>>25293374The what?
>>25293422I live for it
>she found the elevator to nowhereOh no.
>>25293357what happened now
>>25293393yea, they usually play with shells and random rocks and shit in the ocean so having something to occupy their small fishbrains is worthwhile otherwise they get depressed
>>25293385her only problem is being excessively cute. it's too much cuteness for me to handle.
>>25293209I wish Pol Pot had genocided all of your kind
>>25293357If they were actually trying to sabotage NijiEN they'd just start talking about taiwan or Hololive's presence in games like Muse Dash
>>25293376She is american as they get. Just a lil bantering with our greatest Allies.
>>25293396What are you a baby who can't make a decision on his own?
Can you niggers stop calling each other zoomers for five minutes.
>All these fags shitting on Stanley Parable for giving them unprecedented new levels of samegaki content.Why are you guys like this?
>>25293396>gura>reading SCs
>>25293383>non anonymous
I have and urgent need to fuck this what should I do?
>>25293207Work at Walmart or something part time.If you stock you literally grab a cart of boxes, go to an isle, and shove shit on the shelf 80% of the time.Literally easiest job I've had through college and I get paid 15 an hour.
FUCK YA LIFEBING BONG
>>25293392I'm too scared to even leave the house, how do I even get a job in the first place
Stanley~~
>>25293472look at this zoomer
>>25293444She's a slutty child
>>25293422It's the best part of the stream
>>25293396do it so I can laugh at youbut use real money not ARS
>>25293476Gura should just play WWE instead
>>25293422Yes, it makes me want to spoil her.
I don't hear anything gura, just elavator music...
>>25293467>Just a lil bantering with our greatest AlliesHas Gura ever insulted Israel?
>gura is hearing voices>I'M hearing voicesWe are...?
>>25293476I mean the narrator is annoying but I love gura
Gura's autism hits extra hard in this game
>>25293209>>25293436nobody cares
Stanley is a mouth breather
It sounds like a Fauna stream in here
>>25293453Reimu cucked Vox's fans live on streamthis is followed by death threats and much seething from femcels
Gura hates ASMR!
>>25293436Let's not pretend that "the guy who spends his time hanging out with retards, but considers himself 'above them' and posts things like 'those OTHER 4channel users'" is actually any better, they just want to be special in a place where their usual contrarian opinions aren't special
>>25293383Being a lolicon is mainstream in 2022, thankfully
>>25293383you might be retarded
>>25293404>wakes up at 3pm and eats her breakfast into the miclol i dont care im done with these rancid disguting lazy ass whores
>>25293333>british holo>it's a bong paki
Why is this game playing Fauna's garbage ass song
>>25293521SCHIZOS
>>25293476/v/ermin It's pretty obvious
>>25293188>it's just pretend bro
AAAAARGHHHHH SOMEONE IS HUMMING
Hagsex on the beach
>>25293396Sure but make sure it's 500 USD
would Gura and narrator make a good couple?
>>25293453>Reimu "invades" Vox' ASMR stream>fujos/yumejos freak the fuck out>Vox cuts himself off from them, stands for Reimu>Enna/Finana take jabs at the paypiggies in support>we're currently awaiting the full damage scope
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator alone with Gura?
>>25293476anti cunny anons
>>25293535shut up gay boy
>>25293558i miss gnomeposting
I don't want to upset anyone, but Ame is going to marry me. And only me.
FEET MENTIONED
Is narrator supposed to be chat?
>>25293357>>25293466>>25293453>>25293532>>25293575YOU ALREADY GOT THE NUMBERSWHY ARE YOU STILL SHILLING YOUR SHIT HEREFUCK OFF
>wojakpostingkys
>>25293558holy shit is that p*m*
>>25293404>half the thread is talking about AmeI noticed.
>>25293494Stop giving a fuck about the world and do things.
>>25293138>>25293185>>25293396>>25293507just kys already
>>25293288>next WWE stream.
>>25293580probably fart. LOL
>>25293565Tiene unos ojos muy lindos compadre
>>25293207>i'm scared of getting a first job, i dont want a first job i dont know how to do stuff and i dont like talking to peopleYour parents should have taught you some skills. However, almost everyone has no idea what a workplace is like until they jump into their first job. That's why there are entry-level positions, often part-time, to ease you into it and train you along the way. But you will have to work, or you will eventually be homeless and get passed around by hobo rapists.
>>25293422Yes.
Do managers normally have pianos in their office?
She's so retarded....I love her...
IS THIS SHARK EXTRA RETARDED?
>>25293610sorry, i'll stop :c
gura...
>>25293436imagine i posted a picture of a projector as a form of high brow sophisticated meta commentary on your incredibly insightful comment that totally justifies the creative writing courses you totally aced
>>25293404Gotten bored of Ame tbdesu
Gura is actually retarded.
>>25293580Re-enact the elevator scene from Drive
that narrator timing was nice
>>25293619watch streams retard
Gura isn't sexy or erotic at all.
>>25293621Cute rrats.
>>25293621that's a lot of yummy rrats
>>25293627i work for a manager and i have a 6000 dollar espresso machine in my office
>>25293476>these fags
>>25293597Good luckI'll marry mr Koro
>Lump suckers are cold-water species.>Sponges & feather dusters are warm-water species.>Boxer fishes eat inverts.Ame has no idea how complicated SW tank is...
>>25293582Why are anti cunny anons still watching Gura in this day and age? I could understand anti cunny redditors and shit still watching her, since they're retarded and don't pick up on shit, but anons in hlgg should know by now what her content is.
Gura is extra cute today
>>25293625>>25293422I missed it what happened?
Gura is unironically off her meds
She's so dumb, I love it.
>>25293633Hey man, I actually did take writing classes and I'm doing way better than that retard, don't lump us in with the pretentious "I'm too good for college" types
>>25293644TIME TO SMASH GURA'S HEAD IN
Gura ate the forbidden cotton candy...
>>25293436I like to say nigger and I have an IQ of 120.
>>25293288She probably wants a partner to to commentate like last time. Kronii and Fauna seemed down to do it already.
>>25293627How else do you open the secret lair?
>even MORE fish autism
>they keep cotton candy in your wallsB-bros?
Mmmm, secret cotton candy...*drools*
>>25293649Horny SEAmen will find anything sexy.
Is Gura retarded?
I wanna see the fairies...
>>25293494>Apply online>Get phonecall>Do 30 minute orientation>Work at stocking job for easy money and minimum interaction.There are tons of jobs right now that don't even do interviews, and even if they do, they just wanna see that you're not a psychopath and don't really care what you answer.
Gura's talking about wall candy again...
I ATE THE WALL COTTON CANDY AND NOW IM ITCHY AM I A FAIRY?
chumbuds, why does goob sound like a literal child hiding in a dark room playing hide and seek?
>>25293207most jobs are extremely simple because most people are extremely dumbyou would not believe the simplicity of things majority of the population struggles withan accurate google search is literally beyond the intellectual capability of like half the population
stanley parable falls into the same category as monty python fans who think that british dry wit is "the highest form of comedy" when its just obnoxious and annoying after the first 5 minutes
>>25293346una violación correctora es necesaria
>>25293696gomer gimpson...
>>25293649i agree, chumbies are extra retarded for thinking she is. she's basically a smelly child with a foot fetish.
>>25293683wrong way anon...
>>25293649I used to. She says too much gross shit, so I cant anymore
>>25293696I once touched it when I was younger...my skin itches just thinking about it
>>25293661
>>25293662>waterbowl is hlgg>the dog is deadbeats after mori finishes a stream and others want to talk in the thread
>>25293575And the brapper's involved somehow?
SILLY ME
She jests, but medieval European folklore states faeries will do any sort of malevolent bullshit to innocent people.
>>25293745my coffee...
>>25293661do you have the exploitable?
>>25293732Gura has a fetish for horny old men. What a weirdo!
BOOB
>>25293649I may have "abnormal sexual preferences", but Gura is the most erotic holo.
>>25293718Reminder that "accounting" is considered one of the hardest professions to a large amount of people, but it's literally just "addition and subtraction."
>>25293711goob
>>25293532>>25293603>>25293575Don't forget Vox telling that anyone who attack her for showing up in his stream should fuck off and stop being an fan
>>25293762
Why is Gura acting so childish?
8008
>>25293623>Your parents should have taught you some skills
>>25293275Zoomers were jerking off to FNAF at 16 anon. I know because I speak to a couple and it was a big game for them.
Ame has anti mold squad
>>25293723Yeah, me.
>>25291335how could you not want her back?she's a sweetheart
i genuinely wonder if some of these girls are degenerate and secretly like the art of them getting fucked
>8ToT
>>25293752>Deadbeats are tired of antis linking Mori to everything>Deadbeats also link Mori to everything.
>>25293745imagine getting bullied by a fucking skeletonyou're such a sissy anonshame on youthey don't even have muscles
Ame is being too cute right now.Who gives her the right to be this cute?
>she got the fucking "Eight" achievement by accidenthuh
>>25293775Anon there a lot of numbers and just look at the how many went mad over numbers in #
>>25293794>Why is a child acting childish?
>>25293723it's also like a 10+ year old game concept and if you can believe it the idea of a guy narrating every single thing you did was a novel concept back then (bastion did it too).
EIGHT
>>25293819I genuinely wonder if you're retarded.
>EIGHT
>>25293775Yeah maybe if you're a fucking bookkeeper which is considered to be on the low totem pole of accounting possibilitiesGo try being an auditor or getting your CPA license which has a sub 50% passing rate then get back to me Whole field is bloated with dogshit archaic rules you have to abide by
>>25293794why wouldn't she?she is a child.
Do you think Fauna is going to join Gura's Stanley Parable stream?
TUT
>>25293773seconded
>>25293827not by accident but because of chat backseating and spamming
>>25293621>ywn fart in the same elevator as gura and be called stinky
>>25293819I seriously hope they don't, the quality of most of that art is awful.
>>25293752the four involved are deadbeats
laplus is growing on me for some reason
>>25293825The universe!
>>25293815It should be illegal to be this cute.
>>25293827its getting spammed by chat, not an accident
>>25293207Don't worry. Everyone goes through that. Which is why they don't really expect much of you on your first jobs. Hell. Lots of people never show up to work. Don't be that guy.
>>25293752she's reimu
>>25293819Anon nobody becomes a vtuber without a clear understanding they're gonna see fanart of themselves getting fuckedExcept maybe Kronii
>Thought about suggesting 8008>Gura does it anyway without being promptedShe's really fucking great tonight
>>25293853You can't just say>"Chat said it and she's not actually doing it herself"when>"Holos literally always read the wrong advice on stream"is also true, those can't BOTH be true
This is a new ending actually if she keeps going up and down the elevator
>>25293872Why did Enma get higher quality erotic art than most actual holos.
>20 bucks EACH.WHAT THE FUCK?
>>25293819>secretly
>>25293819I genuinely wonder when you'll start using your head
>$25 for a bug
I just rolled the new blue archive banner and got the 3 star loli on rate upthank you gura
THISCHANGESEVERYTHING
>>25293880she's a fucking child
>>25293825Where's the chinese edit?
>>25293723nobody who watches vtubers for fun has a valuable opinion on what's funny and what's not funny retard
>Over an hour>Hasn't even got to the new content yetThis is already an amazing stream
>>25293648keep coping
Wait that isopod is really cute what the heck.
the way gura said "yeah.." uoh
>>25293819>some of these girls are streaming naked
>POV: you are on a date with Ollie
>>25293911I miss Enma
THEY ARE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO BE CUTE
>>25293923Is it worth playing? Looking for a gacha with hot sluts in it to fill the dead air.
>>25293941and ADHD niggers have been seething for 58 mins of that hour
>>25293941yeah you need a number of old ends first
>>25293844No? Anon what the fuck?
Gura unironically has ADHD
>>25293942?
>>25293948>some
>>25293935I don't understand people who say things like this while also being here.Like, do you just really fucking hate yourself, and by proxy, everyone who likes the things you do? Is that how you get to this point?
>>25293819https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1245411937954873344
>>25293964I want the one of enma and ina kissing
I love it when Gura blushes
>>25293944isopods are pretty neat
>>25293982Who are you quoting?
>>25293723>Monty python>British dry witWhat the fuck are you on about? Monty Python is straight up absurdist humour.
>>25293990Just like me then
Gura has the attention span of a small child with ADHD.
>>25293957I leave immediately, because I was clearly cat fished.
>>25294012Women don't understand Monty Python
>>25293957but this isn't me in her bedroom mating pressing her into pieces
>>25293964>Enma was just Omega all along>Thousands of men jacked off to art of a man's oc
>>25293819they absolutely love itImagine people like Botan or KaelaOld hags, can't have kids, since they are old they are also undesirable, they have gone their entire lives without romantic affection or sexNow they are vtubers, people call them cute, they call them beautiful, they want to fuck them in every way possiblehags probably touch themselves at night with their art
>>25293929its called kayfabe you fucking retard
>>25293941this is literally new content
>>25293911Because one person made 95% of it
>turns the blush onWhy is she like thisWhy does she get off on frustrating people
Gura is making this pretty good with how personally she's treating it
>>25293995Why do you think people watch vtubers? Most are depressed and hate themselves, so they are trying to find an escape.
>>25294012That anon falls into the same category as people who just learn about things by proxy and make their judgements based entirely on that.Like, that guy's the equivalent of a dude who only experiences media through fucking TvTropes or some shit.
>>25293692WWE when Muymei comes back
>>25294041gawr gura understands monty python
>What is object permanence?
>>25293995you don't?
>she is blushing when she gets berated
GURA MENTION
THEY ARE
>>25294027This looks too good to be koikatsu.
>>25294043When you put it that way we jack off to OC made by other men all the time.
T H E Y
Gura invented going up and down an elevator
Gura mention
>>25294068
I fucked Gura and that's why she's in such a good mood
Ame likes to study Gura's naked body
>>25294010literally just scroll up this thread, im not gonna spoonfeed you
>>25293995yes i hate you all and i hate myselfi only love my oshi
>>25293880>Laplus is growingno she's not
>>25293980is fineis a shame they censored some shit
>>25294068>Most>weMaybe you should stick to speaking for yourself. Maybe that's true for you, but it sure as hell isn't for most.
>>25294074Gura isn't a woman she's a child
thoughts?
>>25294043Enma was J-Chad, Jenma, AND Omega and maybe Sana before they splintered.
She wasn't paying attention and can only babble like a literal child in response, THIS is what your oshi is like? Chumbuds?
>>25293995unlike you i don't watch vtubers for fun, i watch them for personal development. and the personal development is when i watch fauna play wii bowling and every time she gets a strike i smash my balls to simulate the feeling of fauna throwing the bowling ball at my penis. we are not the same.
>>25294062Where's the mole
>>25294089>>25294091>>25294093>>25294095WHAT DID SHE SAY IM WATCHING GURA
Ame is starting a damn zoo.
>>25293993Literally never going to happen
>>25294108You can't love anyone else if you don't love yourself, anon.If you hate yourself, you can't love your oshi.
NO HER ADHD BLAIN
>Three ducks.>Two goats.>Mini cow.Ame...
>>25294097She also invented going up and down on my cock.
>>25294122TuT
>>25293819all girls are degenerate anon
>>25294062imagine the adrenaline Ame felt when she posted this, she probably was masturbating even
>>25294009I saw someone try to cook one of those isopods. There's surprisingly little meat, and it tastes like shit.
Daily reminder than Gura canonically has a puffy vulva
>>25294134Gura only pays attention to my penis in her vagina.
>Narrator actually calling out zoomers
>>25294134yes ToT
Gura has Terminal Internet......
God, I cannot wait for Kiara to play this too. She'll be combative with the narrator in a completely different way and I am all for it.
>>25294110It's like a spaceship~
>>25294136Fair enough, but it's not Wii Bowling, it's Switch Bowling
>>25293957>POV: your date doesn't know when to shut the fuck up
>most exciting narrative to develop in years
>>25294150Threesome collab with anon (me)
I have a terminal internet....
What the fuck is a puffle?
THIS BRATTY GIRL NEEDS TO LEARN
>>25294134She's a braindead retard, I love it
>>25294150She loves animals (Gura).
>>25293275In 2013 i was 13 boomerchama
Ame zoo in the future!
I want stories with sex
>>25294128Wrong, J-chad was Jenma
>>25294150likes "studying" guwa
>>25294150She loves fish, that's why she loves Gura.
Gura is an inmature womanchild
gura's mad
holy fuckgura is stanley
>>25293995>>25294099You are a failure and will always be a failure. Get some self awareness.
>Gura is a role modelKEK
This is what chumkeks actually like
>>25294184i know and i dont care because wii bowling is a better name.
>>25294143You mean the dumb retcon
Gura is going to perform in front of a crowd!
I feel attacked by this game
>the game is literally making fun of it's own concept right now>and people think it's trying to be a serious, pretentious game
Man Gura is perfect for this game
>>25294199you never played club penguin?
MEET AND GRIND WITH GURA
>>25294005https://litter.catbox.moe/08vcro.jpg
me
Come watch the Zoombe play chesshttps://youtu.be/eDJ1klPDyDkhttps://youtu.be/eDJ1klPDyDkhttps://youtu.be/eDJ1klPDyDk
>>25294236>hating moles
Wait is this new content? I don't think this was a thing in the OG Stanley Parable
>>25294128There's no way Sana knew anything about being a Holo before she joined
MY ZOOMER BRAIN
Which Holo would make the best Cuckquean? Which holo would enjoy watching her boyfriend have sex with other women?
>>25293995They say this shit because they can't or don't want to defend their opinions. Weak willed fags that use self deprecating humor to preface everything they say in case they get called out.
>>25294246Gura gen
ALL ME
From the beginning... could he mean...
>>25294226That's a really funny thing for you to say, kid.I'm sure you'll feel better about yourself one day, then you can talk with the grown-ups.
THAT'S GURA
>Yeah, me
>FACE REVEALYAB YAB YAB
>ME ME ME
>>25294239NOOO IT USES A BRITISH ACCENT AND BIG WORDS IT'S PRETENTIOUS
FACE REVEAL
all me
MEMEMEMEMEME
>Gura was an oji-san all along.
>All me
That guy? Yeah, it's me.
GURA DOXX YAB
>>25294229>gigachad.jaypegyes
ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME
400 Bad RequestRequest Header Or Cookie Too Largenginx
>>25294268This is new, yeah
"ME, ME ME!" Kiara mention!!
>ME ME ME ME
>mememe
ME ME ME
>ME ME ME ME MEKIARA MENTION
FACE REVEAL HYPE
All me
>>25294272Mori
>>25294272Towa.
>>25294253Is that some old boomer game?
GURA MAKING FUN OF KIARA
GURA INVENTED EVERYTHING
so this is just a superliminal ripoff??
>>25294272mumei and ina
>>25294273so they're ironic fans
>Gura was the MEMEMEME poster the whole timeI FUCKING KNEW IT
IT WAS MEI WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG
>>25294261sure why not
>>25294246GURADUATION LET'S GOOOOOOO
IS IT REAL
>>25294272Mumei
>>25294283forgot your wojack
>>25294229
are those the fish that poop sand
Is that real?
What the fuck is that fish
>>25293357GO BACK
>Already forgot the 427 thing
>>25294128No you retard. Loserbait=AOchan=Enma=Omega
GURA'S A STAR
>>25294350I'm going to kill you, sadcatposter.
i'd like one of these games with a faggot ass navel gazing narrator, but for once instead of some british retard, just have some absolute mongoloid from louisiana or something do the voice of the faggot narrator. i think that would be funny.
WWE LETS GO
Why is Gura doing Ame's press conference?
MY GOOBER IS AN IDOL BROS
Sensory overload for Gura
>>25294272Mumei, definitely.
>>25294265Beside them being a type of skin cancer
>its holofest
>Ame follows that tik tok guy who's entire content is spearfishing in Bali
Hey that was the dressing room from the hit series Fishtank
Sana love
Gura stream has 22k viewers.
There is only one god and that is Big Enjoy God Mio.
>>25294277keep huffing that copium, you will die alone
>>25294350bad bait
>>25294398people find british accent sexy that's why tehy're used so often
Speaking of "MEMEME" the eggs have stopped using that for a while now.
GURA SMELLS FISHY BROS
>>25294446All me.
NICE GAME NARRATOR
>Kuhlii loach.Damn good taste Ame, they are like underwater dogs.
>>25294165You know that she knows people were busting loads that night
>>25294446ME
>>25294454I thought it was just a form of ironic shitposting?
i just want a holo who is an anal idol
>>25293532wrong thread faggot also fuck off with your basedjak reddit memes holy shit leave
>>25294449>shaved armpitsshame
Was that a legit glitch Gura just found?
>>25294328Would just be a swinger>>25294330Too autistic, would make weird jokes while her boyfriend is going at it. Ruins the erotic mood. >>25294351>>25294372>>25294418>Mumeimaybe>InaVery submissive, could easily be talked in to it. Would crumble while masturbating; mindbreak her in to only cumming while watching.
>>25294350Superliminal is a parablelike
>It's just like elden ring!
>>25294446Me and all the daughterwifes I made with Gura
>>25294353Basically. But it's not even limited to vtubers but literally anything where the enjoyment value is subjective like music, tv shows, movies, games or even food.
>>25294446its all my smart fridges
>>25294479Bae...
>>25294462Are there any fish that are actually smart? I'd want a smart fish for a pet.
>>25294479Bae.....
>>25294442did you not heard anon? we are supposed to hate Sana now according to >people here
>>25294449Guess i'm an atheist now
JUST LIKE IN ELDEN RING
>>25294480This, that drawfag needs to start perfecting his armpit hair
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW CAN I FUCK THIS
>>25294478It was something they tried desperately to force for a while.
>>25294479Ina
>he blocked off the broom closetkek
>>25294454>Everyone who makes fun of Kiara is >le eggJesus, light up KFPiss
>>25294479Kobo
i need to cum
Oh, she's genuinely seething at the boarded up closet.
This stubborn fish
>>25294398>stanley's noggin was jogging. "holy fucking shit, it's a negroe" he said outloud, seeing his colleague Ranji Punjab
>>25294451But anon, I already have a family.What about you?
>>25294479
>>25294487Mumei likes to watch, you see.
>>25294423Sounds cool
>>25294446Remember when Ame had mostly the same live viewers as Gura?
This is the most Gura has used her expression toggles in like 6 months
Dog
>>25294521egg
BROOM CLOSET BROS... IT'S OVER...
>>25294479Ina...Bae...Kobo...
I feel like Gura has remembered that her avatar can actually emote lately...
>>25294479>who is bae
Hermanos!
>>25294521Never reply to me again schizo.
this game was better when i was a teen and watching someone else play it
Hermanos, estamos ganando
8
>>25294521>Everyone who makes fun of (You) is >le KFPJesus, light up eggchama
>>25294390Yeah two of those, and after Enma split
>>25294521Nice reading comprehension.
Towa is shit and should graduate before she makes Hololive look like a joke in another APEX tournament… again.
>>25294521There's a reason nobody bothers talking about Kiara aside from her most rabid fanboys.Nobody wants to deal with the worst fanbase.
>>25294480Yeah...
>>25294479Suisei...
>>25294553she fucked herself with mango earlier
>>25294583R
>>25294554Nope.
Did Gura get some new antidepressants or something?
¡Hermanos, los hicimos, ganamos!
>>25294554newfag please
can you guys come pick up your pedophiles spamming # thread thanks
GAWR GURA HAS A VAGINA. IT'S WARM AND EMANATING HEAT RIGHT NOW. DON'T ASK FOR PICS NEXT THREAD, I ALREADY GOT ABYAO'D
>>25294543Why did Korosan do it...
>>25294503Betta, carp & moly can recognize their owner.Loaches are VERY social to the point they will mimic other fishes just to feel less alone.
Ame pls hurry and finish, this thread is asscheese
>>25294479Bae...Kobo...Suisei...Ina...
>>25294570you are still watching someone else play it
>>25293799 Half the reason my parents were so gung-ho about teaching me was dad knew he was dying and I needed to know these things for after he was gone. Of course, I didn't learn that part until years after the fact.
>>25294521Guruguru mawaru~GuUUuruguru mawaaru~
>>25294610new VA
>>25294570astonishing
Is gura gonna be on the website?
>>25294521>>25294586>1 minuteKEK
>>25294449>Shaved armpits, no pubesBased as fuck.
>>25294618Your fucking numberfags have been shitting up our thread ALL DAY you can handle a bunch of chumbuds
>>25294610Yeah, it's called Stanley Parable's narrator getting mad at her for being bratty.
>>25294586>actually afraid of being bullied
>>25294521Yeah I'm lighting your mom on fire.
>>25294618/#/ is for faggots, so no
>>25294618Everyone in the number thread should be banned
>>25294610>gura took her medsWhy haven't you taken yours, anon?
>>25294648At this rate she's not going to reach the new content
>>25294651>Missing the glorious bush
>>25294651>no pubesblindchama
>>25294564the caffeine really helped her memory
>>25294623proof
>>25294651>no pubeslook again
>>25294012Monty Python were a lot of things, you can't just say "they were just weird and that was funny", a lot of their catalogue is literally just wordplay and also satire on british societyAlso yes, they also were very dry at times and it was meant to be le funny and it's still jerked off by comedy elitists to this whom are some of the most obnoxious people to ever exist
>>25294623catbox link or you're full of shit
>>25294610yeah, my cum
When Gura gets to that ending she's not going to actually visit the website because she's afraid of getting doxxed.
>>25294618numberfags are subhumans, so no
>>25294618You're a retard if you think its someone from here. Probably some nijiEN schizo
>>25294658Are you telling me Gura intentionally likes to rile up ojisans?
JUST LIKE ELDEN RING
>>25294586I heard you guys are huge pussies and won't talk shit when they are around. Why is that? They are just chickens? Why are you so afraid?
>>25294684she remembered her job of pressing buttons
>>25294683Excuse I believe anon tried to say "nice she shaved her armpits but not her pubes"
>Gura is going to bolt on her strapon and peg the narrator
Ame just can't stop talking about fish
CHUMBIE YOU FAT FUCK STOP EATING THE OTHER FISH
>>25294699she doesn't have QR codes permissions please understand
>>25294618Go back, subhuman
>Mind controlMILLIONS OF LOLI MIND CONTROL DOUJINS JUST BLASTED INTO GURAS BRAIN!!!!!!!!
>>25294732she can just use her front tail
>>25294721At least it’s trimmed and not “There’s more hair down here than on her head”
Pistol shrimp are weird
Does Gura eyes are not aligned properly?
>>25294712that's because I remembered my job of (mating_ pressing her
ENTER
Why
reminder that mind control is a god awful tag and a waste of amazing art
>>25294610She was probably busy with you know who (me) when she wasn't streamingA good dicking can fix any girl
>>25294610Nah she's just hamming up the kusogaki to hide how down she's feeling.
Mantis shrimp are cool wtf ame
SHRIMPS ARE UGLY AND GROSS
>>25294651I literally titled it Hololive_Mio_Pubes_31.png, what the fuck is wrong with you?
FREEDOM
>>25294783wrong + gay
Ame talking about how ugly shrimps areget fucked chumbies
>>25294783Y U GAE
>>25294618Imagine posting on /#/Couldn't be me, no siree
:D
>>25294783not everyone is gay
do you guys think ame is evil
My suicidal oshi...I will save her...
>>25294783It's so fucking bad. Why would you like sex without any personality?
shark ready to die
>>25294220I love her so much
mantis shrimp vtuber
>thread is currently full of underage faggotsDisgusting...
Damn they evil
>>25294822Cause I like rape
Does Ollie know the most basic strategy in Chess?https://youtu.be/E2xNlzsnPCQ
>>25294771even gura noticed it recenly
SHRIMP HATE
>>25294822gives you the fantasy of being able to have sex with someone who would normally never have sex with you
>>25294838>currently
>>25294838T u T
>>25294838>thread is currently full of underageToT
>>25294788y-yeah well y-you too bitch
>>25294822Because it's like rape
>>25294838TuT
>>25294822The best mind control is where they're still lucid and can even mildly resist but have no control over their actions
NARRATORTWO
>>25294783unironically true
>>25294783AIUE OKA HATE
>>25294610This is just a good kusogaki game.
>Ame hates shrimpsWhy does Ame hate Gura’s fan base so much?
>>25294838>He is still shitposting on this basket weaving Mongolian forum pass the age of 27
>>25294817If Cover ever fucking finishes HoloAlt, the EN branch will definitely be villains, so I'd say yes.
>>25294872correct and based
>>25294849Completely unnecessary, it's already fantasy regardless
>>25294845>>25294863It misses most of the characteristics of rape>>25294849Like all porn? >>25294872This makes more sense.
gura knows I won't do it...
>>25294822Some types of mind control just changes their common sense.
>yea, I wanna screw himwhat did Gura mean by this
Gura is screwing the narrator
>>25294891She obviously wants Gura all for herself
>>25294891They are ugly creatures.
>>25294767You're a fucking faggot.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98683224
>>25294893What happens to Rushia in holoalt now?
How much longer do I have to wait for Mumei?
STANLEY IS ALREADY DEAD
this game is so much better with a female narrator
STANLEY LOVE?
The fuck is this game? A existential crisis simulator?