/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

These are the kind of people I waste my time arguing with on /vt/. That's a hard pill to swallow.

grow a fucking spine

>>25277715
And then Everyone Clapped.

Good luck try not to get crabs or some shit or cook them I don't know

Just get it over with its just sex. Go back to your regular life after

That didn't happen.

>>25277715
She's actually right. If you truly are that autistic then having a hooker pop your cherry is definitely going to help you.

>>25277777
Nice quints

Just get it over with and make your mom think her son isn’t a complete disappointment, anon

>>25277777
Checked. OP, hire a hooker.

>>25277715
Anon don't do it. She's trying to stop you before you awaken your powers as a wizard. You only have 5 more years do not let her squander your opportunity.

nigger you missed the chance to say the legendary words "but it has to be you, mom" god damn stupid

>>25277777
Checked

>>25277715
Just brought some Gura cosplay set with you and request the slimmest and shortest girl there.

>>25277715
The answer is simple: watch Gura VODs with the whore. Trust me, it won't be the strangest request she's gotten.

>>25277962
I think she would have disowned him right then and there.

>>25277715
>Buy small size Gura cosplay
>find hooker who can wear it
>UOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>25277715
why are single mothers so bad at raising their children?
are there any examples of single fathers fucking up their children mentally with any consistency?

>>25277715
>800 euros
Use it to buy a lot of video games.

>>25277989
>Gura
>slim
Anon, I…

>be me
No. Kys.

>>25277715
Just come out of the closet dude. It's 2022

>>25277715
typical woman.
taking shortcuts and supporting prostitution.

It's time to be a fucking man, OP! I don't care how awkward you put your dingaling in her, or how you asked your hooker to suck your toes or something but you better get creative with it.

>>25278056
A man needs a father figure. Simple as. Women can't raise men.

>>25277715
Is she going to follow you into the bedroom? Nothing is obligating you to actually do the deed. Just twiddle your thumbs for an hour and come out telling her it was ok but nothing special.

>>25277751
And don't forget that the other half are underage and likely Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, and/or Joe Rogan fans

>>25277715
fuck your mom, buy 800€ worth of merch and continue to watch gura. easy

>>25278096
The implication here is that his mom thinks he's a pedophile, not a faggot.

>>25277715
where do you live where you have a mom that would straight up take you to the whore district in your city?
assuming this isn't a copypasta or BS you made up

>>25277715
Don't do it, real women are not worth it

I regret spending money on hookers. OP, just give this money to Gura, she deserves it more.
I'll wait for that 800 euro superchat
if you're not a faggot, and also can deposit cash

>25 and raised by a single mother
It's always this, innit? If not that, then apathetic father that pretty much just funnel money into the family and the child is pretty much raised by only the mother.

>>25278241
there are countries that are not clerical states with religious nutjobs enforcing their make believe laws at a books behest

>>25278293
>then apathetic father that pretty much just funnel money into the family and the child is pretty much raised by only the mother.
That's me and I'm in similar shoes to OP.

This story isn’t as good as the one from last year where OP was told to get laid by /vt/, went out and got laid, then came to /vt/ to say he still likes vtubers better.

I go to whores all the time in my city (well, asian massage parlors / body rub places but they're essentially brothels), I don't regret it at all.
Should take her up on the offer.
Gura's my oshi too btw

>>25278203
And she’d be right.

>>25277715
Are you complaining about getting paid to bang a hooker? What the fuck is wrong with you? I often go to the asian massage parlour to get one of those with a "genki" ending. Its fucking great.

>>25277715
Stop being a faggot a fuck the whore.

>>25278396
>I often go to the asian massage parlour to get one of those with a "genki" ending
where do you live anon?

>>25277715
Make sure to use condom.
And buy it yourself.

>>25278445
it's almost as if the intimacy is what's missing, not the sexual release. you'd probably be more after ethottubers if sex is all you want from a relationship with a woman

Go buy a cosplay that fits your mom and give it to her and say your ready. Depending on how she reacts you play it off as a joke or you advance.

>>25278568
not sure why you're replying to me, but I already know that.
I just wanted to know where he lives on the off-chance he's in the same city as me and can give recommendations for places

>>25278203
At least he's straight.

>>25277715
You get a threesome with that 800, that's what you do.

>>25278660
>random person on the internet
>maybe he lives where i do
are you serious?

>>25278763
yes? I live in one of the largest NA cities, it's not entirely unlikely

Vt has got all the degenerates from a v and whatever other board. This place is a dump

Never have sex, especially when women are trying to make you have it,

Don't do it anon

>>25277715
I hope you get shot chumkek

fuck with your mom by finding a prostitute that looks suspiciously young

I wish my mom was as gigachad as yours

>>25278819
what is the reasoning here? i looked up the biggest cities in NA and they aren't the majority population in their won state unless they are their own state (mexico city)
chances are people do not live in your city even in your own state

>>25279124
the fact that they mentioned asian massage parlors gives it a higher probability that they live in a west coast city

>women thinking that sex and their vagina is all that matters in improving people and is what you even care about
Become a wizard, anon. Better to stay a virgin for the rest of your life than to lose your virginity to a random whore you don't even love.

>>25277715
Should just say that you're gay. it's that easy or have a work and leave alone lol

>>25277715
I'm sorry anon, but your mom thinks you're a pedo, she won't understand no matter how much you tell her. You should've kept it hidden from her or at least don't look at lewd stuff so she thinks it's only one of your hobbies
Don't go fuck a hooker though, they're gross and you will get an STD

>>25279197
>women thinking that sex and their vagina is all that matters in improving people and is what you even care about
And they are absolutely right, eunuch-chama

>>25279362
Vagina's are fucking gross, and they're usually attached to an annoying cunt of a person

>>25277715
>don't want to betray my oshi...
I want you to understand this.
You, yes YOU OP will never and i mean NEVER have sex with Gura, i really mean it, there is not a single chance in your life that you're going to meet Gura MUCH LESS have sex with her, honestly it is literally impossible for YOU and Gura to ever enter a relationship, not a chance, not even friendship or acquaintance.

The ideal thing for you to do is to go there and open yourself up to a new experience, you don't need to do anything you don't want to do, honestly there are people who buy whores for cuddling and talking.

>>25279398
>Vagina's are fucking gross
Oh, sorry faglord-chama, I called you eunuch-chama

>>25279424
>he doesnt think vaginas are disgusting
way to out yourself as a virgin

>>25279399
I don’t want whores I want gura ….

>>25279424
You are mentally unsound if you aren't repulsed by the sight of a raw vagina

>>25279362
Your sex-addicted promiscuous life does not apply to everyone, man-whore. And OP's posts prove that.

>>25277715
>take the money
>look at it
>look back at your mom
>hand her the money
>"I choose you"

>>25277715
Your mom unironically sounds based anon, I wished my mom actually gave a fuck and even handled me cash during my shut-in depression phases. Go fuck a hooker, at least make sure to choose one that's not so much diseased/shady/won't steal your shit?

>>25279451
Honestly that might even be too harsh, maybe if you met her just maybe you'd have a friendly talk, but let's be honest that is simply never going to happen so focus on what's real.

>>25277962
This, fuck your mom OP. It's hard to find time to whore yourself out when you're a single mother, so she could probably use the excitement. Plus it won't be betraying Gura, because it's not like you're fucking some random off the street. Also be sure to send Gura an akasupa explaining all this no matter how it ends.

>>25277715
Some men possess the looks and charisma to get laid without even trying. Some men have to put on a song and dance, showering women with gifts and compliments in order to get laid. And some men simply pay to get laid.

But you, OP. You're GETTING PAID to get laid. You don't even have to drive. And you're bringing this to /vt/ like it's some kind of problem? Put your penis in the woman.

>>25277715
You talk to a friend instead of all of the schizos /here/

>>25279801
This guy's a virgin 25-year-old who's autistic enough to think his mom giving him 800 euros to fuck a whore is a bad thing. This guy has no friends.

>>25277715
>son, are you a faggot?
>no?
>heres 800 euros to fuck an expensive prostitute

You single mom is based and redpilled.

Imagine taking advice from /vt/ of all places.

>>25277715
don't do it anon, cheating on your oshi is wrong. Gura would never talk to man so you should never talk to a woman.

>>25279868
>son, are you a pedophile?
ftfy

Tell your mom that people who like adult women have shit taste, like you always do. It's a shit test, the money is to buy one of those child-sized dolls.
Be a real man and stand your ground you weak piece of shit.

>>25279892
>Gura would never talk to man
Sorry to burst your bubble, but she does in fact talk to a man (me) every night.

>>25277715
>800 euros
fake and gay, no brothel is that expensive

>>25277777
QUINTS OF TRUTH

>>25278960
difficulty:
this only happens if you also don't jerk it
none of you "wizard" faggots can keep your hand off your dick for more than a year, let alone make it to 30 and achieve wizard status

I thought it would end with you having sex with your mother. You should give me the 800 just for wasting my time.

Tell her to give you 1200 more for a high end prostitute that will look/RP as Gura

Win-win for everyone

>>25277715
Once you are sitting in the car, parked and trying to get the courage to leave the car, start crying and tell your mom you can't do it, that she is the only woman you love and the only woman you want to have sex with.
Hug her, cry on her chest and start kissing her.

>>25277715
>be me
shit blog thread

>>25277777
Witnessed

>>25277715
Make sure you save 100 of that money to Akasupa gura in a stream and thank her, "If your not for Gura you would never have gotten laid... even if it was a Hooker."

>>25277715
Enjoy ,get your dick wet.

>>25280437
>Hi Gura, thanks to you're erotic childlike body my mom bought me an expensive hooker so I could prove I'm not a pedo. Thanks for the help!

>>25277715
This one's going on the /vt/ board compilation

>>25277715
Buy cyanide

Nice fanfic. There is absolutely no way a mom would pay a whore for her son.
Women abhor whores and Johns.

>>25277715
Story was cool until you said euros, now I don't care

>>25280437
OP here, I started googling to find out how expensive prostitutes are and found out that over here they charge 300 euros max for an hour at brothels I ended up finding a "high class" escort service and tried to get out of it by telling her that I wanted to hire this asian escort that charged a thousand euros to spend an entire night with her plus another 180 euros for the hotel room the site recommended. To my bewilderment she agreed, handed me her bank card, told me to "go crazy" then made me call the service and book the girl. I can't get out of this anymore, at least I think she looks cute. But I still don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to ask her or what I'm supposed to do. I'm too much of a sperglord to ask her to guide me through it and too much of a sperglord to "take charge" so to speak.
I'm going to follow your advice and use the card to donate a red super to gura today, I won't outright say I got laid because of her though. Maybe that'll make me feel less bad about it...Thanks for the advice.
Also why does half this thread want me to fuck my mom? Are you attracted to your mom? Because I'm not.

>>25277715
>Have lewd Gura art as wallpaper
This makes me think you're retarded. As for the rest, just buy a condom and fuck the whore.

>>25280768
I wish my mom would buy me a hooker simply from showing her my collection of Gura porn..

>>25277715
redlight district sounds fun desu

>>25277945
This. Fucking women ruining men. Every. Single. Time.

>>25277715
Just go do it and if it's all awkward with the whore explain the problem.. hen let whatever happens, maybe she'llcoax you into fucking or maybe you'll leave without doing anything, who fucking knows? Just don't tell her you don't want to have sex because you're saving yourself for a cartoon child, say you want to save yourself for someone special but your mom's pressuring you or something

>>25277715
I'm about to be a 26 year old virgin. Honestly, life would've probably gone much better if I had just fucked some slutty whore when I was 16. Unfortunately once you're old enough to realize that you should've been sexually active earlier, it's too late to do anything about it.

>>25281163
horry sheet

>>25277715
This is the type of shit that causes people to shoot up schools. Get out man.

>>25278426
That's not a nice thing to say to his mom

>>25281163
You don't have to fuck her, anon. You can just talk to her. Hell, you could see it as a roundabout therapy session.

>>25281163
Let us know how it went

>>25278321
oy vey!

>>25280254
That's literally impossible. Unless,you don't mind changing pants every time you wake up.

>>25279560
As a man-whore I can confirm that vaginas are kinda gross but they feel good as fuck. I love the idea of going down on a girl but every time in person that I've tried it it was either meh or gross. Only good if you're extremely horny for it or really love the person involved.

>>25277715
>800 euros
Fake story whores aren't that expensive.

>>25281163
Absolutely based mom, would fuck

i genuinely love this board

>>25281341
it's too late for teenage love maybe, but that's pretty mediocre to be honest. Just hire someone who looks hot so you know what it feels like without feelings. It's never too late to be romantic with someone even if you're socially a noob, unless you're literally really autistic and can't into wanting to understand other people's feelings

I had a dream I went to a prostitute a while ago.
I had a great time.

Just one more year to go for me

>>25281163
Keep us updated, anon. I need some good, hearty keks

>>25277777
You've cured them with your digits doctor.

>>25281163
bro real talk, tell her you want her to rim your ass. i am 100% serious. if you can have a moderately attractive woman put her tongue in your asshole, whether you or your mom paid for it or not, you will remember it for the rest of your life. when you're in a job interview, answering questions about yourself, the fact that you've had a woman lick your ass will inform all your actions and mannerisms and you will radiate confidence. this will be a huge boon for you dude, please don't waste this opportunity.

>>25281163
gamer just tell her it's your first time and you don't know how it goes down. It's literally her job. Jerk off and cum beforehand so you last most of the hour otherwise it'll be awkward.

>>25281753
I made my high school gf do this and it was really fun even though she wasn't into it. It certainly hasn't helped my confidence with anythhing else though. I think it's important op explores stuff he's actually into instead of what he thinks it should be like.

>>25277715
>put me in the screencap
more seriously just enjoy the moment anon. Or even better, keep the money for yourself, that's free 800$ in your pocket

>>25281163
Don't forget to use the card to buy a gura costume, if you're paying that much for a whore the least she could do is cosplay for you

>>25277715
Uhhhhhhh vtubers?

>>25277715
nice bait

>>25281163
>I'm too much of a sperglord to ask her to guide me through it
She probably deals with worse shit than this. Just tell her to take the lead and try not to speak as much if at all. Just enjoy the experience.

>>25279362
roastie hands typed this

>>25279451
Gura is a whore

>>25281693
I've thought about just hiring a whore. I feel like I'm missing out on a huge part of life.

Don't disappoint your mother, anon... Don't make the same mistake I made years ago...

>>25281163
Anon, you're gay.

>>25279868
>You single mom is based and redpilled
Nah, his whore mother is the reason he is like that

>>25277715
Tell your mom you can't do it because you don't want to cheat on Gura.

>>25282198
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>>25282326
Greentext story
Now

>>25281612
Usually women take more than half of your capital when divorcing so yeah they're very expensive.
All women are whores btw if it's not clear. That includes my oshi, which is my favorite whore.

>>25281635

Funny, my mother offered me the same thing.
She wanted me to gain "experience".
Maybe I should have taken the offer, even though she would never give me more than 300 bucks for this, even though she's loaded.
Go for it, anon.

Bring a gura cosplay and ask her to wear it. For 800 Euros she sure as shit would. I mean you can get a real nice girl for that money. I wish I had a red light district and a mom that would pay for me to fuck hookers.

>>25281612
Are you from some third-world country?
That's the equivalent to giving $50 to go to the grocery store any buy some frozen pizzas. It's too much money, but not completely unreasonable.

>>25281163
Buy many bottles with her card and get comfy, anon. You could even get room service. After 4 or 5 shots you will feel better and relaxed.
>but drinking will prevent you from getting boner
It only happens to faggots

>>25282746
Look at all the money you have left for a fantastic prostitute.

>>25277715
Just do the deed if it will make your mom happy

>>25278146
masculine women can raise men, but almost all single moms arent masculine

>>25281163
>I'm going to follow your advice and use the card to donate a red super to gura today,
You are fucking hopeless. Just have sex with the whore. Or just sit there with her and talk for the whole duration of the session if you're too much of a sperg to fuck her. But don't fucking aka Gura ffs.

>>25277715
>europ*an
Come back when you’re a real human.

>>25277715
Anon, buy a gura cosplay online and ask the prostitute to wear it

what lewd art?

>>25281163
You live with this woman. If you couldn't hide your merch or wallpaper from her, you won't be able to hide this either. Whatever decision you make, you'd better be thinking about the conversation you'll have with her afterwards, too.

>>25277715
Ackward as fuck. Do it and be saved for now or say no because it makes you uncomfortable and be labeled by your mother as a weirdo.

If you go just fucking choose one you like. In fact if its a good looking hag the better. She will know you are virgin but well if you have luck she will be understanding. Moreso if you are paying 800€ lol.

Being that said, the association she makes is fucking embarrasing for her even.

>>25277715
Go have sex you dumb nigger make your mom happy and fuck a lady

>>25277715
I barely read any of that shit but I would’ve punched that bitch in the fucking face. Don’t even care, fuck women.

>>25281163
Nice roleplaying but in Europe we refer to escorts by their ethnicity, not "asian", "black" or "white" like in mulatto countries.

>>25281163
Don't listen to these faggots. >>25283324 >>25283158
Send Gura the $100 so she can literally spend it all on mcdonalds.

>watch vtubers
>someone tells you “have sex incel”
>have sex
>its okay at best
>realize that real women are disgusting creatures
>go back to watching vtubers but drop them immediately if they ever talk about their real lives as women

For real OP your mom is soaring no expense. Fuck the sexy GFE asain girl. Have her wear a goomba costume. Drink some nice champagne. You know how many people here would kill for their mom to pay for them to have a lavish first time like this? Please OP even if you don't do it for her do it for us.

would having sex for money with an expensive hooker really have a positive impact on a shutin loner that's way past the age where it is ok to be a virgin?
if so, why? what's the reasoning behind it? what can a sell out pussy possibly do to recover 10+years of being raised wrong?