/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura cute

>>25225144
This one.

Just here, missing and loving Gura.

Everything will be alright

Well? It ain't gonna lick itself.

I want Gura Dino Plushie so I can rub the tummy for real

So since she doesn't really stream anymore and there's nothing really to talk about other than being irrationally mad at each other over stupid shit.....
What should >we talk about.
I vote fishing

JWU any new tiktok?

>>25225210
that looks uncomfortable for her

>>25225277
Just tik, no toks.

>>25225258
Rubrubrubrub

>>25225258
most dino posters sounds and behave like redditors

>>25225271
the otters are going to put on a show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQnxefImhu8

>>25225271
I got a few new fishing poles last year and never got the chance to use them.
Hopefully I can get out and use them soon closer to fall this year.
I like fishing.

>>25225336
You sound and act like a faggot

Why doesn't she stream anymore

>Gura always gives an explanation after more than two days break
Well? Still waiting.

>>25225336
You sound like you're jealous that you won't be able to afford a Dino Plushie
>>25225390
rubrubrubrubrub

>>25225335
Oh CUTE!!!
Thanks chumbie

>>25225409
Busy with hololive homework, huhaha
That means I can take as many days off as I want

>>25225335
I'm going to believe that Gura is watching this too

>>25225409
>>25225414
nobody here has the slightest clue. we've been over it dozens of times and we are all absolutely stumped. please go to the catalog and find out, and come back after you have a new answer.

Making pee in koikatsu is harder than I thought

here goes the chumbie with his daughter wife
10 years old and pregnant with her chumbies son

>>25225493
I just realized that Gura's actually a fucking Persona protagonist since she can only do two things in a day before the day ends and the reason why she doesn't tweet is that tweeting takes up a day slot

>literal fucking otters stream more than Gura
God please help me through these hard times

>>25225502
Oh nyo

>>25225461
If "hololive homework" is an excuse to her not stream then I think it's safe to say she doesn't care that much about her fans.

haha what if the bikini were even smaller? imagine how embarrassed she would be haha

Remember when she used to care?

>>25225621
Otter outfit when

>>25225637
It's worse. "Hololive homework" is her excuse to not even communicate at all.

>>25225409
Ever since the third ho>>25225409
lofest she's been lazy like she lost her passion for streaming. You know who's getting screwed here the bunch of people who support her via memberships and sc.

>>25225613
she's just like me

>>25225620
What emotion is the shrimp expressing here?

>>25225658
Bu-But she can only have a schedule that starts on Monday! That's what she said!

>>25225739
Pure bliss

>>25225739
Bliss

I want to go back, bros

>>25225821
home...

Gura pee
https://files.catbox.moe/tcy4lo.png

>Schedule: TBD
Might as well remove this one chief, monday has passed so there won't be a schedule

>>25225821
You mean like literally last week ago?

>>25225848
Incredibly based

>>25225848
looks like they're shitting glowy pee

>>25225880
anon? the schedule is to be determined. "schedule" doesn't mean "picture with the schedule on it".

>>25225880
Why do you still pretend that the schedule has to start on monday?

for me, this was the last great week of gura

Has there been more shitposting lately? Why?
She hasn't even been gone long.

>>25225900
Any more yellow and it would've looked like gatorade and any less they would've been peeing green

>>25225925
Kids are on break from school

>>25225925
Except she only streamed twice last week and took today off

>>25225925
Summer

>>25225925
Schools typically schedule a 10- to 11-week break beginning between May and June and ending between August and September.

>>25225925
Chumbuds are leaving vt
And probably Gura in general honestly.
Global has like 3 chumbuds left and there are only like 50 people total that use ggg anymore.

>>25225821
I miss the time where we'd get 6 hour streams including SC reading for several days in a row. I think it was around the time she started Terraria.
It was like a all you can watch Gura buffet.

>>25225906
Because that's how its been for months?

>>25225944
>>25225971
>>25225972
>Muh summer
If that was true we would have more posters not less.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K279u4daI-k
I didn't know they had a Gura cam

>>25226011
t. on summer break shitposting

>>25225885
A week ago had a whopping 4 streams

>>25225998
You're right anon, Gura has definitely never had a schedule on a day besides monday.

>>25225978
Do you not see hlgg when gura streams? Most of us lurk.

>>25226011
Like half of /ggg/ only posts during a stream and +/- about 2 hours, it has always been like this.

>>25225925
>hasn't even been gone that long
This month and a half ever since her house hunt has been fucking terrible. There were some great streams within that time period but fuck man. Literally feels like you have to flip 2 coins and get both heads for her to stream or even show signs of life.

>>25225912
>>25225912
>last great week of gura
I forgot if she also had a Bully stream on Sunday on top of the members stream, but yeah, this was the last time she put in any amount of effort in her schedule.

I think I got my answer. I'm the last chumbud.

>>25226140
nah i'm still here

>>25226140
that's me

>>25225925
>it's just a normal 2 stream week with another break right as the new week begins wtf
I used to hate the yesmen schizo but holy shit, get it together anons. She barely streamed this month you can't pretend if she does 1 stream in a blue moon it resets stream demand

>>25226140
t. me

>>25225991
But it's too much for her now anon! It's not like she clearly had much better work ethic in the past!

>shrimp disappears from stream after the meet-up event
chumbuds.... at least hit the gym..

>>25225912
I hated this week because of all the scheduled Kusoge but...yeah
I guess it really was

>>25226013
nice

>>25225912
For me it was the last DMC stream...

chumkeks were real quick to memoryhole this one
https://streamable.com/86djns

>>25226140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN48g2WGq2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psf6S0vfFl4

>>25226239
Gura loli doujin review stream when?

>>25226140
Weird, because im still here and I WILL be the last chumbud

>>25226210
Please andastand she is working on an album (pfhahah), a 3d live (literally confirmed not happening), the 4 million celebration (will be skipped because of BD proximity) AND she has too much anxiety to tweet (but also can't just make member posts)

>>25226294
>if I put it in spoilers it makes it true

Why do you guys type like women?

>>25226356
I am a woman

>>25226367
Proof?

>>25225912
Looking at these past schedules feels so depressing now. Almost every single stream felt unique and interesting and I have very distinct memories from all of them. When I think about some of the streams since she came back from the house hunting break it feels like they didn't even happen.

>>25226367
tits or gtfo

>>25226239
>Scary four letter word
>Rove
Gura... please accept my love..

>>25226294
Yeah I remember the cope for her not being more open was that she only does it for members (which isn't healthy to begin with) but she doesn't even do members posts to communicate. So either it isn't anxiety or she's been coddled so much that her anxiety has gotten to the point were she can't even do that.

>>25225912
For me it was the schedule before her house hunt. The only stream I didn't like was the bae collab.

None of this would be a problem if she stuck to elden ring or any long playthrough.

>>25225848
Not bad, but is that a wrasslin' move?

Literally the perfect body.

>chumbies are complaining about gura not streaming and playing games
>they don't realise that gura IS playing...with their feelings

>>25226543
huhaha

>>25226543
https://streamable.com/16lbdf

>>25226543

>>25226566
Christmas BGM... home

I'm glad the goomba only streams three or four times a week, it means I can do other stuff and not miss streams

>Gura getting off to leaving chumbuds frustrated about streams

>>25226677
Fuck off normalfag

Gura's 2020 Halloween BGM was her best BGM and any opinion to the contrary is wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0WoTXrxRvY

>>25226677
same desu
I don't like when she streams too much too, 3-5 hours is plenty and 5 is already pushing it.

>>25226734
correct!

>>25226729
You can have more than one interest, my fellow chumbuddy...

>>25226734
Both the Halloween and Christmas versions make me tear up out of nostalgia like a bitch

>>25226774
If you want Gura to stream less you don't belong here

>>25226734
Her best bgm is her original bgm and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>25226677
>t. enma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQVhppRP4Wo

>>25226861
I want Gura to do whatever she is comfortable with, I just get more time for other hobbies with her preferred schedule

This is gooba, last seen two days ago. We're all waiting for her.

>>25226734
No, Little Shark is her best bgm and I'm so happy she's been using it again

>>25226922
Sorry, never seen 'er

Speaking of superior BGMs

How much would it cost me to have Gura ride my face until she squirts her orgasms down my throat?

Gawr Gura is a crisis actor hired by the deep state to build up a list of known pedophiles across the United States. Now that her involvement with the op is winding down, expect all chumbuds be arrested in the coming months.

>>25227100
Good luck with all the tannerite I have buried in my front yard

I want to protect this shark

In another world, where China didn't chimp out at the slightest perceived infraction, we could have had a Muse Dash sponsored stream.

>>25226405
This
The streams after the house hunt have been just "okay". I miss a few months ago...the most kino streams ever honestly, especially bully

>>25225925
worst month since december + no major holo drama means that the shitposters that left during the mori/rushia shit storm came back to capitalize on the shitty month.

>>25226405
>He doesn't remember her adorable bloodlust as she tore bodies apart in gorn
>He doesn't remember her freaking out over her pulls in blue archive
>He doesn't remember when her pet roomba exploded
>He doesn't remember SNO chatting in the hottub
>He doesn't remember the cute dance her mommy taught her
>He doesn’t remember the microbiknis
>He doesn't remember her rolepaying with chat in minecraft
>He doesn’t remember her losing her shit at the stupidest hit sound in taiko
>He doesn’t remember when she ran off to grab the heart rate monitor and relayed every detail of putting it on
>He doesn’t remember how excited she was to clean a toilet
>He doesn’t remember her getting sentimental after the meet and greet
>He doesn’t remember her babbling breakdown at “NOT CLEAR”
>He doesn’t remember Goomb getting bullied with a 20 foot ladder

>>25227391
The streams have been just as good, just not as often. that's the only difference

>>25227394
It's been a shitty year

>>25227421
Chumbies have tiny attention spans pls andastd

>>25227325
Coco and Haachama weren't worth imo

>>25227468
It really has. It's been especially bad after holofes.

>>25227421
This. I've been having a wonderful time. Dunno what all you other faggots are always complaining about.

>>25227421
I love Gura

>>25227421
All of those combined can't compare to her trying fly a plane in gtav

>>25227537
Do you only watch clips?

>>25227468
not really, prior to november was some of Gura's best streaming, and January-April wasn't bad, that's still 8 good months.

>>25227566
Incredibly retarded comeback

>>25227566
No, I prefer naturally funny sequences.
Threadreader moments are vapid.

>>25227421
Based

>>25225144
>Schedule: TBD
lol

Imagine if Gura streams like Koyori every week.

>>25227421
i miss her. I just want to hear her voice and have more fun memories and moments like this. I miss her. She doesn't even know how much i love her.

>>25227566
>Anon says something completely true
>You immediately accuse him of being a subhuman
Ogey.

>>25227702
The dream....

>>25227702
I wish Koyori wasn't a shitposter magnet. She's a nice girl and doesn't deserve to be associated with this shit just because she streams a lot.

>>25227702
God no, I like long streams but I'd hate if it were to the point where she streamed so much I couldn't keep up.

She'll be back tomorrow, right?

>>25227745
>Wanting Gura to stream is a shitpost
I think you use this website too much bud.....

>>25227702
PLEASE GOD YES

>>25227702
I'd rather have a retro game endurance streamer

>>25227788
Kiara.....

>>25227774
I think you don't use it enough if you can't recognize when we're being raided.

>>25227765
Who fucking knows. You're better off asking the magic 8 ball because it feels like our stream days are going off coin flips now.

>>25227838
t. cripple

>>25227874

stream is stressful for her, let her enjoy herself after so much work pressure. She has a life outside Hololive

>>25228011
Pajeet paws typed this post

>>25227821
>2002 was 25 years ago
>windwaker is retro now

I'm in love with Gura!

>>25228060
Wind waker is amazing and I've really been enjoying her streams honestly.
That game holds the test of time so damn well it's honestly insane.

>>25225613
kek, this would actually explain a lot
like when she talks about buying mango juice, it's because going to buy mango juice was the only thing she did before her cat told her to go to sleep

>>25228084
Yeah same desu

Gurass

>>25227702
I'd love to spend more time with Gura, but it's fine if she's busy and we just have some quality lovey-dovey sexytime together.

>>25228126
yeah, twilight princess will always be my favorite of the gamecube zeldas, but I have to admit that wind waker has a lot of things making it the more "timeless" of the two

>>25228252
I recently played a Wind Waker randomizer on PC and I was actually blown away with how good it was still
Also link was in a purple tunic with green shoes so that was pretty funny

>>25227421
It's the inconsistency that I mostly just have a problem with. Some streams have been great with most being mostly good since the house hunt but it's been irritating having to constantly check her twitter or this place to see if she's gonna be live and it's been mostly nothing for the past week and basically any week she doesn't have a schedule. But why do I even bother venting or whatever when this inconsistency is gonna end on her birthweek since she's probably gonna be less busy by that time.

>>25228126
I'll have to check out the vods later then, haven't watched kiara in a while

>>25228327
is the randomizer playable without having to do all kinds of crazy speedrunner shit? sounds like it could be fun if so

>>25228358
I hope to God that's true but honestly I'm kind of starting to doubt it.

>>25228378
Yes the randomizer is programmed to never soft lock you and to always have a way to progress. There is a nice map that you can use online that tracks every single collectible in the game as well so you can use that to help you out if you need it.
You also skip the tutorial and just start with the Swift sail

Everything is daijoubu, people are overthinking things.

>>25228476
>swift sail
I guess they modded it into the GCN version? haven't played HD so never used it

>>25228527
Not really, she always comes back super duper cute but the next break time gets worse and worse and worse...

>>25228358
You know it's going to be worse. She'll go on another week long break due to being "sick" again because celebrations streams have made her sick.

>>25228358
>when this inconsistency is gonna end on her birthweek
You seriously believe that?

>>25228660
She won't be dumb enough to read superchats like she was during that one celebration. The superchats were what made her sick, you see.

I might consider dropping her or taking a long break if she doesn't get her shit together after her birthday.

>>25228804
It used to be 2-3 days a week
Now it's 2-3 days after a stream

>>25228804
It's only 5 days a week

Is this the gathering of the weakbuds?
What a pitiful display /ggg/

>>25228890
>Being whipped enough to excuse 2 streams a week
I agree it's pathetic

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

Whose Memorial Day hotdog and bratwurst is she too busy eating to stream, chumkeks?

>>25228962
You tell me, cuckbeat.

>>25228990
She is helping out clean this mess.

How could anyone possibly live their live replying to themselves for hours every single day over the course of a year. I genuinely can't imagine this kind of mental illness

>>25228813
Good, feel free to leave now

>>25229063
Either underage Indog with too much time or an unironic schizophrenic

Man it's not even just gura. Holoen has forgotten they are streamers.

>>25228358
>inconsistency is gonna end on her birthweek since she's probably gonna be less busy by that time
Last year she streamed less and went on an extended break soon after her birthday.

>>25227421
this, last week all of her solo streams were amazing, and wwe was fun, I dunno why people pretend otherwise

>>25229090
Trolls would get bored by now. It doesn't matter where they are from, this is insane mental illness

>>25229063
If it seems so unlikely it probably is and you are just making up a boogeyman to dehumanize discerning opinion holders.

>>25229093
When cover treats you like shit, it's not surprising the way things are.

>>25229104
>people
shitposters anon. Her streams have been just as good, they just haven't been as often

>>25229136
>Trolls would get bored by now.
Not with how much they get fed here.

>>25229093
They are vtubers, stop disrespecting streamers who despite being infinitely richer still stream 5 times more often, god help us...

>>25229145
t. said troll

>>25229174
I wouldnt consider barfing into eachothers mouth as "being fed"

>>25229145
>same exact shitpost for a year in a row
>it must be different people
you're either new or retarded

>>25229174
Just stop making /ggg/ and the trolls will go away. Easy as that

>>25229153
I know that, it just feels like such a weird angle of attack, nobody who was here on the apotheon/super hot disasters are going to get gaslighted into believing her past streams were bad

>>25229174
Half the time those replies are samefagging though. It's pure mental illness

>>25229236
How fucking new are you, kek.

So anyway, I love Gura.

>>25229222
>>25229279
The lack of self awareness is fucking staggering

>>25229290
Too bad that I love her more

>>25229287
No /ggg/ means no trolls to troll /ggg/ anon

>>25229236
everyone complained a bunch last time i made it so i stopped

>>25229232
>Gura has the same obvious flaws a year later
I know correlation =/= causation but come on now don't act so surprised

>>25229260
Bringing up examples her being unprepared or incompetent to make the past couple weeks look better by comparison may not be the wisest strategy.

CHUMBIES I GOT MCDONALDS AND THEY DIDN'T FUCK UP MY ORDER FOR ONCE LETS GOOOOOOO

>>25229379
>McDonald's
>Not fucking up
That wasn't a McDonald's, anon...

>>25229366
eh, I'm sying the past weeks were great and we didn't got a single stinker like those I mentioned

Choose carefully.

http://poal.me/pfnjgk
http://poal.me/pfnjgk
http://poal.me/pfnjgk

>>25229307
read the threads and use your head for once, unless you're one of the threadshitters and that's seeming more and more likely with each of your replies

>>25229315
Anyone can make a /ggg/ when the old one dies, chumbuds are not civilized enough to agree to something like not making new threads and have enough enemies to be on the lookout for OP hijacking.
Chumbuds are not saplings.

>>25229379
Now I'm fucking starving. I hate you.

>anons are defending the schizo posters
Stop being such anti yesmen, they aren't gonna fuck you

>>25229451
Everyone else is me
You are the last chumbud
Gura still lazy

>>25229379
They didn't give you clown juice?

I don't like Gura any more, she broke my heart.

>>25229451
Holy fucking retard.....

>>25229446
I'd rather starve

>>25229498
Schizos don't call me a fake fan when I say I didn't watch the blue archive streams.

I'm wanting an burger. I want to kiss gura's mouth full of burger. Pass burger between our mouths with our tongues while we kiss. Salty french fry kisses. Lick her tongue like it's soft serve cone. Big Mac sauce kisses.

>>25229529
And I'm going to break your anus, come here.

>>25229379
>>25229446
>Go to McDonald's
>Order a Coke no ice and a 10-piece nugget with hot mustard
>Coke has ice
>No sauce
Yea Taco bell is better.

>>25229569
You are, those streams were amazing.

>>25229578
get off my head ebi-chans

>>25229451
Is this where I reply to be called a samefag? Sign me up!

>>25229366
Which doesn't even help much when she wasn't that prepared in the last streams. She didn't even know about AI fights in WWE until chat/Fauna brought it up.

>>25229619
Its more fun that way though, the reactions to the game are more genuine

>>25229616
Oh that sounds like fun
>>25229451
You are retarded for feeding the trolls all day and than saying they reply to themselves.

>>25229569
"True/fake chumbud" is used by shitposters, schizos only use it when it serves them a purpose.

>>25229619
The WWE stream was top kino watching Gura get her ass kicked

>>25229608
I will not support gambling, sorry.

>>25229708
BASED
I still watched but I morally disagree with them

Hungry

>>25229708
Your loss.

>>25229658
this, I'm a sucker for blind reactions, I would unironically skip any LP of someone who already played the game or spoiled himself

>>25229666
There is no hope left for this thread if you actually think they don't sit there and reply to themselves.

>>25229754
Hungry for SHARK!

>>25229598
Stop talking about McDonalds. I'm going too fucking kill myself. I want a burger. But no. Instead I'm gonna get my dressing gown belt, throw it over the coathanger rod in my wardrobe and fucking hang myself. No one will find mme for months.

>>25229708
yes watch with adblock genius

>>25229619
Did Miko not do AI fights?

>>25229793
Never said they don't you literal retard
I'm making fun of this stupid fucking cunt or spending all day complaining about trolls and then saying that he doesn't feed them.

>>25229658
>>25229707
Disagree, preparation can go a long way and make it much smoother. I'm fine with seeing her failing and her taking it in stride, but not because she couldn't bother to prepare properly.

>>25229863
>smoother
I don't want it smoother. This is like wanting Gura to play less kusoge. The scuff makes it better.

>>25229839
Holy tourist....
Gura didn't watch Miko's streams. Gura is a clipfag

gonnan fucking kill myself

CHUMBIES, I finally bought a watermelon that isn’t shit from the grocery store!

>>25229887
You say this every single time.

>>25229886
Gura has watched more Miko wrestling than most of this thread, who haven't even bothered to watch clips.

>>25229863
I only agree on preparing for technical stuff, wwe had no problems in that regard and was a lovely time, the fact that AI battles happened anyway just make you seem like you're complaining for nothing

>>25229884
Garbage take, this is how you get a streamer that never plays a game more than once because of bad first impressions.

>>25229956
If you hate it so much just go watch someone else

I'm starting to think the faggots who type "HUR DUR GURA BAD DON'T CARE FOR FANS" and "GURA DO NO WRONG ALL WHO CRITICIZE GURA SAME PERSON" are both fucking retarded

>>25229928
You can always ask the mexican produce seller to choose one for you.

>>25229886
I remember her watching matsuri clips on a member stream, fun times

Gonna fuckin hang myself i want a burger so bad. I'll never have burger kisses with Gura. Never sniff her meaty burger farts. Someone please look after my cat, she'll need a new home.

>>25229984
I love it and I'm saying it could be even better, get fucked.

>>25229884
Agreed, not many people here like kusoge kino for some reason

>>25230011
You know why Gura didn't play Gungeon? Because she prepared and realized she didn't like the game. It doesn't make games smoother, it makes them not exist at all.

>>25229928
Nice!

>>25229956
giga garbage take, watching someone just going through the motions and not being surprised at all fucking suck, I'll take the risk of bad first impressions because at least I get actual first impressions

>>25230066
NTA but to be fair it's not like she cancelled the stream, she replaced it for something else

>>25230111
No one said prep, troubleshooting or a little research means completely spoil yourself.

Chumbies I just took a poop

I'm still seething about the full 180 she did on the handcam stream

She should just spam the miku kusoge project diva just like others do with apex or in the case of ina, ER.

>>25230187
Sure but when you're saying she didn't prep because she doesn't know game mechanics ahead of time, that's going too far.

>>25230187
>prep, troubleshooting or a little research
literally did all 3 on WWE, she had the faces transferred and had graphics in hand for character creation, what are you complaining about then?

>>25230242
You are literal retard if you thought there was actually a chance of that.

>>25229884
>>25230054
Scuff from kusoge =/= Scuff from not taking basic preparations

>>25230278
>2 years into professional streaming
>Still doesn't have a go to game
How does this happen?

If Gura streamed for 6hrs every day her content would be shit. Her attention span for games would mean she would just be bored half the time and she can only pretend to be having fun for so long, and she doesn't have enough to talk about to fill that much dead air.
Birthday, house hunting, and she's said before she likes volunteering at animal shelters and she's probably pretty busy right now too.

>>25230336
The chinks took Muse Dash from her.

What's you favorite small habit of hers? I love when she does something good in a game and her head instantly whips to chat to see the reaction

celebrating my relationship anniversary with gura

>>25230336
With the miku game on steam, she has one now.

The answer to everything is autism

>>25230345
nobody is actually serious about wanting koyori hours baka, a couple of 4 hours streams in a row and half the thread starts complaining about their backlog being filled

>>25230345
Forsen does alright, stop underestimating her.

>>25230278
She could do something like a "Project Diva, journey to leaderboards" to give her drive.

>>25230393
Slurp

>>25230336
DbD was that but devs fucked it up

>>25230422
>0422
>42
Can't make this shit up.

>>25230242
She didn't do a 180. She's always been nervous as fuck about it and it's not surprising that it's getting even worse as it gets closer to reality.

>>25230385
I think they could get separate permissions for EN, but Cover probably wouldn't accept that.

>>25230336
No competitive spirit, baby games are finite.

I want another gardening stream. The first one was peak comfort and kino.

>>25230447
Almost everyone would like that, i never got into miku shit but i will take what i can get.

>>25230336
Gura is a variety streamer, retard. She has never and will never have a go-to game, that's not the kind of streamer she is.

>>25230493
it was the equivalent of a kid in a swimming pool climbing a big trampoline and then wussing out when he gets to the edge, it was kinda adorable ngl

>>25230544
Here's a good topic to make rrats about
What the fuck happened and why does she refuse to tell us?

She lost her passion on streaming and there's nothing you could do about it.

>>25230433
This, I think nobody actually wants koyori tier hours. Most people are fine with 3-5 hour streams 4-5 times a week which she was doing before this house hunting + birthday prep arc.

>>25230438
Forsen gets to rely on his chat to provide the entertainment though.

>>25230596
I don't want to reveal my powerlevel but you are so wrong, when variety is dry most streamers have a bread n butter to fill the hours

>>25230613
It's admirable that she's even trying, really. She does try to push herself out of her comfort zone and is trying to better herself as a person.

>>25230625
She is incredibly lazy and didn't water them so they all died.
As for why she never posted pictures?
She is incredibly lazy and didn't feel like it.

>>25230625
Plants died
She's embarrassed to say that

>>25230625
really? she was talking about the plants dying before she has to take a week off and leave her house empty for that family emergency, connect the dots genius

>>25230672
Gura's equivalent of that still isn't something she'd be able to stream nonstop.

Gura bad gura lazy i shit my pants

>>25230345
>Her attention span for games
Then she should work on her attention span
> she doesn't have enough to talk about
Then she should find stuff to talk about
> probably pretty busy right now too
Holomems that are even busier than Gura is have no problem consistently streaming

These are things other streamers have no problems with, stop making excuses to justify Gura's laziness.

>>25230720
Gura good Gura SUPER lazy I shit my pants harder than you.

>>25230625
>these are the people that thinks there's nothing wrong happening recently
Watch streams

>>25230738
>If Gura was a completely different person with a completely different personality she wouldn't have this problem
She's pretty successful as she is and I like who she is

I just masturbated to Gawr Gura. It felt pretty good 8/10

>314 posts
>47 IPs
Yeah

CLEAN IT UP JANNY
GURA DOXX

>>25230738
>dood just up your attention span stat like you're a videogame character
ok then, why haven't you minmaxed yourself into not shitposting here then?

>>25230821
WTF, IS THAT REAL?!

>>25230738
How do you fix attention span? I have pretty bad attention span as well.

>>25230770
>I like who she is
You can like someone while expecting better out of them, it's what most people do.

>>25230856
pomodoro technique

>>25230713
I don't mean something she brings out on the daily like some multiplayer games but something you expect to be on the schedule at least once every two weeks because she feels comfortable playing it on stream.

Imagine being eaten by Gura and feeling all of her many many teeth piercing your flesh over and over and over until you stop feeling

>>25230856
drugs

>>25230821
I can't believe you've done this

>>25230821
CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>>25230935
She has such a beautful smile.

>>25230821
>>25230935
Abayo, doxxfags

>>25230870
that's what women do you mean, when I like people I like them by who they are right now, not "what they could be"

>>25230738
Attention span point is retarded
She has nothing to talk about because she has to pretend being an anime character
Last point is completely valid tho

DO YOUR JOB JANNY

>>25230870
>expecting better
The problem is with you not her. This is the type of person Gura is and expecting anything else is expecting another person. She has improved immensely and had tremendous growth in the past year and a half, but its not going to change who she is as a person.

:3

glabblegup gingo

>>25231015
This smells like number bait

>>25230884
She could probably have something like that in Minecraft, insert Rhythm game, insert Horror game, and insert Karaoke.

>>25230982
ToT

>>25230986
No, Gura! That isn't a burger! That's a crunchwrap supreme!

>>25231051
Do you even watch her? It should be pretty obvious what growth she's had as a person other than fucking numbers.

>>25231035
you brat

>>25231035
God damn it you little

>>25231015
I love my autistic shark wife

>>25231035
I will put you to bed

>>25230884
The issue is the games that would fall into that category for her constantly shift according to her mood, something she's obsessed with one week would exhaust her the next etc.
That and the games she truly loves to play are locked behind perms

>>25231015
>expecting a person to improve means expecting them to be another person
That's stupid

>>25231233
You are stupid

>>25231132
Yeah she's grown so much as a person she only streams twice a week now with no schedule and one of them she had to be paid to be there.
She's grown so much

>>25231233
Because you have a problem with her personality then yes.

>>25230902
My parents put me on dextroamphetamine when I was going through puberty and didn't know how to deal with me.
I gotta say that shit made into a superhuman.
The focus, the control over myself... My grades and workout routine got SO much better.

Half of Gura's appeal is her ADD, medicating it would destroy her.

>>25231412
Where do i buy that?

>>25231275
Bad behavior isn't intrinsic to anyone's personality, things like laziness are bad habits that can and should be grown out of.

>>25231463
The worse thing you could do to an entertainer is put them on ADHD meds
t. has ADD

>>25230856
Depends. If its clinical ADHD then prescription drugs. Some people just have bad attention spans from not enjoying life/being burned out at which point you just need to "fix your life" (I know easier said than done)

>>25231463
She's already doing medication.

>>25231463
No, her appeal is her personality and charisma, if anything her ADD hampers her.

Do you ever just stop and think how pointless everything is?

>>25231495
The problem is you think she's lazy just because she doesn't stream as much as others. When in reality there could be a bazillion other reasons she just doesn't tell us because she doesn't like talking about that stuff (or sometimes she can't).
Its also really toxic to say someone is lazy for not wanting to work 16hrs+ a day like some other girls do when including stream + off-stream work.

>>25231562
Every time I reply to a schizo, yes. But I do it anyways.

>>25231516
Proof?

>>25231078
I'll take one serving of thigh, please.

>>25231562
Which is why i join the shitposters when we hit bump limit. Let's crash this thread with a bang.

>>25231636
There isn't even proof she has ADHD

>>25231636
Watch streams.

>>25231713
You are beyond retarded if you think she doesn't have it.

>>25231741
Watching streams is not proof. Unless you wanna larp as a doctor like those self-diagnosing retards on twitter and tumblr

Didn't she talk recently about what her teacher told her parents?
I forgot if there was a hint if adhd there.

>>25231562
Sometimes I feel like life is just one big ploy to fuck me over until I kill myself.
Everything I love gets ruined, everyone I love leaves me.

>>25231817
You don't need hints. Just fucking watch her, everything she does and says screams ADHD.

>>25231562
Yes, but then I think about Gura giving us the succ and it restores my will to live.

>>25225258
>Gura dino plushie as part of her birthday merch
How many do you buy, /ggg/?

>>25231470
I don't know, bro. My subscription ran out like 17 years ago. I think I miss it...

>>25231636
lady vitamins...

>>25231932
Damn, that sucks.

>>25231907
Two for me, one for my cousin.

>>25231907
This will be me

>>25231548
the problem is, ADHD meds absolutely crash the plane of your charisma with no survivors by making you hyperfocused on boring shit to the extent of being an asshole

t. took them on prescription in high school, had to quit cold turkey to get my social skills back

>>25231907
2. One for me and one for my spic friend

All the red 40 in Gura's fruit gushers gave her adhd...

>>25231569
>problem is you think she's lazy
Anon... she is lazy, even by her own admission
>When in reality there could be a bazillion other reasons
Until there is actual proof of any of this, it's safe to assume she's just being lazy. And no, her lack of any communication doesn't mean she's busy.
>Its also really toxic to say someone is lazy for not wanting to work 16hrs+
No one said 16hrs+ of streaming per day, but saying she can't stream at least a decent amount compared to the average streamer because "it's her personality" is absolute garbage.

>>25231907
2
one for my bed and one for my car

please forgive anon
spamming the thread 16+ hours a day is his personality

>>25231907
gura dino plushy better have a squeeze me to talk feature.

All me baby, aaall me.

>>25232360
yeah me

>>25232329
When you squeeze it I hope it just makes incomprehensible gura noises

>>25231412
I think that's a part of the reason why I drink.
I didn't really need those drugs, mom and dad! but dammit they were good!

>>25232329
I wouldn't hold my breath, anon.

>>25231188
>>25231907
>>25232281
rubrubrubrubrub
Also, probably 3

>>25231412
That's how I feel on SARMS. Specifically RAD, that shit feels rad.

>>25231907
rubrubrubrubrub
2, one to ruin with my semen and the other to keep.

>>25231948
vitamins aren't medication retard

>>25231907
Who created Gura dino?

>>25231907
>Gura plushie the size of the giant takodachi
I'll take their entire stock.

I want a to scale Gura figurine, without spats, straight up modeled cunny.

>>25233103
That's the great mystery of life, anon

>>25233103
>>25233247
Seafoamboy

My simple rrat is that with all her goals achieved she's feeling a bit empty and bummed out, because once you reach success you realize it's hollow and empty like everything else in life. She's still a bit too young to properly parse and understand these feelings and come up with ways to deal with them. Most people never seem to get a feel for this in fact, so it'll be interesting to see how things go from now. Simply put she might be burned out and at a loss on what exactly to do now. On a more basic level, it's entirely possible she's simply enjoying herself and the increased ability to say buy things she wanted and so on might be cutting into her time. Or equally reasonably she might be getting things in order she was never able to before. Money is wonderful because it solves issues and makes problems go away. This applies to (you) as well. Get a job.

There is however an intrinsic problem with vtubing at work here. We are all eager to support and worship the new girl, who walks unsteadily and is unsure of herself. It's the moe appeal. This appeal however cannot last - the little girl grows up, or in this case either fails utterly or becomes an established chuuba. Gura went way beyond that. This leads to a change in perception, for she was once a starry eyed amateur but is now an established professional, and the moment a person becomes aware of this their whole way of doing and understanding their thing changes, and this is inevitable. Ergo the danger! This time is actually crucial for Gura and will make or break her long term. It is a very dangerous time.

Gura, you cannot allow yourself to rest on your laurels. This is an extremely competitive field without mercy. OTHER WOMEN will tear you apart sooner and more viscerally than any anti, troll, or us, your core audience. My advice to you is to first and foremost come up with a reliable, robust streaming schedule as soon as possible. In terms of content do not worry too much about whether it's experimental or traditional - simply DO. Stream like an amateur! Laugh, cry, tease and bully. Be yourself, your actual spontaneous self. It is authenticity we seek. No matter how hard it is for you to put yourself emotionally out there, you must do it, because no matter how shittily the antis, trolls, SEA and so forth interpret that, your core audience and the actual fans will only grow more attached to you. Nobody grew and remained without enemies. "Many enemies, much glory!" as Mussolini used to say.

In the end, everything is up to you Princess. Just remember - this seeming calm and smooth sailing is treacherous and dangerous. It is time to gather up your strength and go on the offensive. Do not lose initiative.

>>25233145
if gura manages to think up something as great as KDTD I'm going to kneel hard

>>25233335
based

imagine writing a giant post for over a half hour and then having it get zero replies

Gura lazy. Simple as.

>>25233335
Huh. An actual reasonably criticism of her lack of schedules without being an asshole.

>>25233335
>All this text
Anon, Gura just needs to stream, that's literally it.

>>25233103
I would think Gura since It was based off that Dino costume template she had for her first Halloween events. The big Halloween event last year, for myth's costume at least, was references to streams over that year. She also has TemGura which they didn't use. I think she mentioned having it and working with 3D but she hasn't followed up on using it.

>>25232446
I'll honestly try and do it myself if there is a dino plushy with no sound How hard can it be?
>Put some gura sound clips in a touch sensitive speaker
>shove it in her dino ass
>squeeze

>>25233335
My rrat is that she's busy with moving and birthday stuff. Not reading your garbage.

>>25233335