/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bitch you better share that icecream sandwich

>>25128718
If saplings don't stop, I'm gonna squeeb all over them

>>25128718
jesus christ you saplings are pathetic
just give up whatever shred of dignity you have and just
download aimbot already

Also how was the panel and the meet and greets, Bostonlings?

How can you miss her if she was in Gura's wreslting VC to craft the perfect Kronii?

>>25128999
But she’s not streaming now, uuuuuuuu I MISS FAUNA

>>25128999
>implying shitposters pay attention

>>25128718
Same desu

She did a great job with the panel in Boston.

>>25131028
Squeeeeb

>>25131238
Yeah she and Kronii did better than Ollie and Reine, but I’m willing to give everyone some leeway because it is a literal first proper con appearance since NYC was a shitshow.

Ollie was very nervous and DC’d because of course that would happen to ID, they they went 244p at one point from
how crunchy they looked on screen.

Were there really buff saplings there?

I was doing my traveler anon reps in global and he kept bringing that up. Now I’m just imagining a bunch of saplings dressed up like that one club from Mob 100.

>>25131985
yeah, me

>>25131386
Right, and Reine's audio kept cutting out. But I do hope that they keep trying to bring the ID girls and maybe even JP to American cons.

>>25128718
>>25128781
I actually got myself an icecream sandwich recently and damn was it good. The soft, chocolate cookie, the creamy vanilla ice cream. Shit was cash. Sad it costed like a dollar.

>>25133330
That's cheap, here they go for around $2.

>>25133490
>That's cheap
Not in r*ssia

>>25128718
Sneaking and sharing a cigarette in the back of the school with Fauna.

>>25133551
Oh.

>>25128718
I had a dream today that Fauna was black
I felt betrayed

Did any saplings get to speak to Fauna during the panel?

I checked /infinity/ and they seem split on whether to congratulate or murder the Kronie at the end of the panel who Moe Moe kyun’d her and Fauna.

>>25131985
all you saplings better be doing your reps (gym, not nihongo) for the next con that Fauna is at. if I go to an /uuu/ meetup and it doesn't look like picrel I will be very disappointed

>>25134445
Eh he was fine. Most cringe was the first guy that claimed Fauna was his oshi and couldn't geuss her favorite tea.

My favorite paleontology podcast just released an episode about horns and antlers.
Might be interesting to some saplings.
https://youtu.be/wIpkIxutZ2o?t=2408

>>25134493
Well we would have to have a uuu meetup I the first place.didnt seem like one happened.
Second I don't know if I'll be buff then but I've been doing my reps both exercise and diet and I won't be fat next year. Hopefully I'll be able to show off some skin in a cosplay and get a Fauna like gf.

>>25128718
WHERE'S MOMMY?! I GET UPSET AND SCARED WHEN SHE'S GONE WHERE DID SHE GO?! IS SHE GONE FOREVER??? SHE HATES US DOESN'T SHE I KNEW SHE DID

Did anyone get to do the meet n greet with her?

>>25135485
you didn't go to church last sunday so fauna went away
SHE HATES YOU FOR SINNING
SHE HATES ALL OF US FOR YOUR SINS UUUUUUU

>>25135650
MOMMY I'M SORRY I'LL BE GOOD AND GO TO SUNDAY SCHOOL I'LL EVEN SAY THE ROSARY THREE TIMES TONIGHT PLEASE DON'T HATE ME I'M SORRY I JUST FORGOT

>>25135650
Oh no...

>>25135650

>>25135650

>>25131985
I bet David wasn't.

uuu

I stopped calling Fauna by her name. I refer to her only as Mother now.

SQUEEEEEEEB

squeeeb

>>25142141
paizuri

why dont you guys just make /uuu/

>>25142472
Don't wanna.

>>25134857
Please don’t tell me he said something like chamomile.

>>25142927
He said it.

>>25143181
OOOOOH, THAT REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO SQUEEB.

Faufau........

Rebelance my oshi...did he make it to Boston

>>25142086
man i love nature

>>25143181
Purge the Heathen

Did anyone meet Fauna?
I didnt talk to any saplings in Boston so I don't know.

Hey Saplings, I've finally gotten the video of your oshi being very cute yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTo_-jY3f2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTo_-jY3f2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTo_-jY3f2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTo_-jY3f2s

>>25147869
Did you record this? You were pretty close to me.

>>25147869
Mother Nature + Father Time is my favorite council combo.

>>25148617
Both of you kiss.

>>25148617
Yes, why didn't you say hi? Apparently me and my pal were noticed by others /here/ that we were recording/posting actively, and nobody came to hang out with us.

Uuuuu

Took a 4 hour walk in the woods today
Feels pretty good

>>25146852
I'm sure someone would have said something if they did.
>>25149570
Not that anon, but I kind of regret not making an effort to meet up. I'll try if there's a next time

any clue what the members stream is tonight?
Was thinking of membering since two chuubas I watch are on break anyway

Uuuu

I cannot properly describe with the English lexicon how much I want to swallow fauna's bodily discharge.
I want her to put her legs up in the air and pee so that I can lap up the nectar that gets filtered through her green pubes and drips down to her tummy.
I want to bottle her sweat from each individual crevice and label the bottles per region to analyse the difference in tastes.
I want to thrust my entire nose into her anus and clamp shut my mouth so that every molecule of her goddess gas soaks into my sinuses.
I want to spread her period and poop onto my morning pancakes like nutella and jam.

>>25156890
I think it'll be a continuation of an earlier Member stream where she was drawing things and doing a Zatsudan.

>>25157809
bonk

>>25143300
what is it then
I mean I dont watch fauna but maybe ill buy her favourite tea someday and drink it while she's live

uuu

Hello saplings. Does Fauna do even cuter ASMR for members only? Considering buying it if she does. Love her asmr

One day of the month we should have Fauna day, that day we could give away some memberships in the prechat or something

>>25161739
Discordfags got that covered, /uuu/ won't do shit as a whole.

>>25147869
10 min and the cringe too bad she has to put up with this, but good for her career... thnx anyway for the vid

>>25161739
Did Fauna ever mention what she thinks about gifted memberships?

>>25161383
theyre with the old 3dio mic but theyre longer and chattier thats about all I can say they have going for them.

I....................
MISS....................

https://twitter.com/vt_kek/status/1530931498999750661
Why

>>25162974
sadly some fag from here kept submitting content to that shit account

>>25163053
Sapling tweets get the most likes on average.

>>25162774
In any case, it always benefits the content creator, because the memberships are not given to bots or accounts that do not interact (you have to manually press options in the livestream to be eligible to receive one) and the money is the same for the channel. and probably the person who is not a member is not thinking of buying one for himself, but after being a member (and using it watching the livestreams) he may want to remain a member and buy her membership to avoid the FOMO

>>25162974
>>25163053
I wonder if people just submit their own posts to this account.

>>25147869
>sapling fucked up the easiest possible question, probably ruined Fauna's mood for the rest of the day
>strongest kronie managed to salvage the event by showing he actually watches streams and wasn't a filthy clipwatcher, even got to appeal to his oshi

We aren't photosynthesizing enough it seems.

bake the bread member frame up

>>25163316
I'm honestly just curious how Fauna feels about them. It's interesting to see how different streamers react to it.

As for gifted memberships themselves, I think there is some valid criticism, but more so regarding the implementation. But then again, what do I know? I'm neither a streamer nor someone who watches streams regularly (except Fauna's).

>>25147869
>David
How can a person be such a disgrace?

>>25163783
geddin
>>25163936
>>25163936

>>25161383
she does but not too frequently
she did a heartbeat ASMR on members one time which was good, and also a kalimba concert/ASMR, but most of her members ASMRs end up as zatsu desu with you

>>25154955
I'm going to have to create some gay group chat thing next year if it's this much of a struggle, because I was trying to meet up with anons every time I wasn't with an old friend.

God I wish that were me