/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2489911
This tweet makes me think Beatani needs some art of her doing a finger gun.

>>2490057
Yeah, Spike Spiegel style

Thank god, finally a Q&A.

bros.......beatani probably lives in this pic...

>>2490305
XP hill has advanced...

>>2490305
Imagine trying to invade this. You’d have to level it worse than Stalingrad

>>2490305
This is nice

>Dads, you should understand me!
wait is this gonna be a "get to know her" thing or just an hour of her demanding we do our reps

With how a bunch of en vtubers and their fans start seething at the mere mention of loli vtubers and lolicons, I really want to see the shitstorm that them finding a gurochad like Beatani would cause.

>>2490510
The Americans have experience levelling Japanese cities.

>>2491132
remember how she reacted to getting a streamlabs donation from imouto? our based bear daughter is anathema for that entire part of the community I swear

new song cover incoming

>>2491322
Not familiar with it, but more Beatani singing is always good.

>>2489911
>>2490057
WHO THE FUCK GAVE HER A GUN!?!?! JESUS CHRIST

>>2491322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6TwgX7MDh0

My art's in a thumbnail. Is this what it feels like to be a happy dad?

>>2491731
Damn, congrats dad

>>2490446
That's Tokyo. This is what XP hill looks like right now.

>>2489911
Curious. Would it be better if you formatted it as the following next time?
-
>4/13 - 9 AM EST, 2PM BST:
Omori #6 "I dislike NTR" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHw1TRsuasM
-
Thought it'd make things more "readable" in some shape or form. Thoughts?

>>2491731
I still can't get over her using my doodle as a twitter header

>>2491789
I assume there is wine being made from those grapes. Would be neat to send her a bottle after she hits a big milestone like 1万.

>>2491851
Yeah, that's a good idea for the next thread, good thinking dad

>>2491262
Here is that particular moment clipped by someone if you're interested
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ulOezBPZ6w

>>2492079
I remember seeing a whole ass documentary (well, a youtube video but still) about the XP background and yeah it's a hill for a winery in California

I love my imouto peroperoing daughter!

Limb deficiency loli uoooh

>>2492391
>delimbing a loli and turning her into a pet with your daughter
IMAGINE

>>2492391
It is surprisingly easy to draw because u don't need to draw legs and arms

>>2489911
https://voca.ro/1bYfsOEcLLH8
It's so difficult to record because of the damn noise. Just repeat for the second part.

When she was talking about her fetish for limb deficient lolis, that old greentext story from /b/ came to mind;
https://wiki.bibanon.org/Damaged_Goods_(Remastered_Edition)
I wasn’t around for that but read it a long ass time ago

>>2492867
Shit, that takes me back.

>>2492867
An, that and nurse-kun and the pool girl. A nostalgia for old wikichan even though it was shit and Lorenz's Tanasinn ended up being the true heir. Even that is dead now too, it is the end of this history.

>Last thread anon requested a repost

I want to make a clip of her singing Cirnos perfect math class from the latest karaoke but put in her dads singing baka baka in the background because it is missing from the karaoke version she played. I think it can be fun. She also said that she wanted us to sing along that part with her so this is a way that you can sing with your daughter as she asked!

https://youtu.be/5wFDWP5JwSM [Embed] This is the original music video, what I want you to do is sing the "baka baka" from 0:22 to 0:42 as well as the tututtuturu at 0:42-0:45. Then the other baka baka part at 1:40 to 2:02 (and the tutututuru part). If your're confused it's all the male parts.

If you want to listen to her version that I'm going to put your voices over its here https://youtu.be/BZR64EF3cI4?t=3289 [Embed] at 54:50

This is going to be a little cringe but that is part of the charm and I think it will be fun. Send over the voice clip with vocaroo or other service in 1 file with both parts or 2 files with one part each in a reply to this post. If atleast 5 dads sends in something I will make this happen and I promise that everyone that sends in something will get into the video.

Come on dads, it's not hard, it's under a minute of singing a lyric that requires no skill, do it for your daughter!

>>2491557
A father should teach his daughter how to shoot, after all.

t. Southern burger

I'm thinking about writing a fanfic/story whatever of a clueless Beatani being kidnapped, peroperoed, dismembered and eaten by one her clones, or whatever they are. The perspective might be difficult though. Maybe it could swap between the two viewpoints. Maybe meds could be involved lol. I don't want it to be too dark and gruesome to freak people out though.

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1381837410217029632?s=19
You niggers have no idea how fuckng diamonds I am just by imagining all the moans she will let out while playing ring fit

>>2494641
>no fap until the RFA stream
>bust the fattest nut from the sounds alone
>Beatani learns of this, is creeped out and no longer does RFA streams
it'd be worth it

>>2494641
>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1381837410217029632?s=19
You and me both dad

>>2494712
beatani's too smart to think people enjoy RFA streams for seiso reasons, surely
I do hope she picked up a few other games for the switch though while she was at it, either for streaming or just for herself.

https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugw_ep_nZGX0BnujWGN4AaABCQ
>オリジナルグッズ販売の準備 Prepare original merchandises for sale
Are you ready to buy that shit and disappoint the shit out of your parents and coworkers anons? just kidding, of course we should proselytize for this silly bear

>>2494712
>Beatani learns of this, is turned on and does even more RFA streams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0uC7kOlg0M
I can't make out if her zatsudan thumbnail's quiz-looking thing is actually a quiz or something else.
Opening it just shows a gray thumbnail on my end for some reason.

>>2495204
http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/g0uC7kOlg0M/maxresdefault.jpg

Wasn't the CHKN stream today? Did she reschedule?

>>2495398
Thanks anon. So it is a quiz/my-favorite-things-and-dreams kind of thing.
>>2495526
I don't think so, anon.

>>2495526
omori stream is today in 6 hours

Going to have to miss the Omori stream, take care of her dads.

>>2494712
>>2494817
>>2494877
These kinda turns me on further
I am gonna nofap till the stream and bust the biggest nut have been busted to her

>Beatani plays Ring Fit in the summer drenched in sweat, totally naked.

>>2496633
Polar bears are usually naked.

>>2496633
>you'll never know the stench of post RFA Beatani
how can I cope with this?

>>2494196
I like it as a concept for art but I dunno how well it would work as fanfic

>>2496633
>She walks over to the fridge to get a cold drink and you just take her from behind right then and there

>>2497124

>>2489911
DISCOUNT BOTAN

>>2492185
sometimes I wonder how we wound up with a daughter like this but then I see threads going the way the last dozen or so posts have been and it all makes sense

>>2493948
https://files.catbox.moe/48csbh.mp3
didn't do tututuru part, as i don't quite understand how to do it

>>2493948
see >>2492662

>>2497367
YAH is her POI.

>>2494196
Kinda surreal that we're (or rather you are) producing rrats that are acknowleded (permitted?) by the chuuba herself.
>Imagine if she reads your greentext story.
I like this.

CHIHIRO LOVE

>>2489911
>>2493948
Hey organizer anon: here you go!!! https://vocaroo.com/1bwxvozLellm
My somewhat-tolerant dad thinks I'm autistic enough, and already asked me what the fuck I was up to, so I have to give you my best take before I take off and do the rest of my reps.
I'm actually rather enthusiastic about this so I hope you can use it. And I'm very sorry if the volume is too high.
>>2498205
This was my chance to utilize my alveolar-flap skills, so I studied that part a bit more carefully.
This is the best interpretation I can give you, in case you wanna retry it (phonetic approximation):
>とぅとぅるˌとぅとぅるˌとぅとぅるˌ とぅとぅうーる
>っとぅっとぅっとぅっとぅる

>>2499534
Speaking of, has she mentioned if she is ok with outright incest or does she just want clones of herself?

>>2494817
She lives in Tokyo. Lots of preowned game stores including the famous Gamers Akihabara, where you can find 360 EU copies of Gears of War carefully wrapped in transparent plastic packaging for a mere 100 yen!
I do hope she looks for cheap preowned games. No real need to buy new copies since the Japanese almost always take care of their stuff (unlike the preowned stuff sold at GameStop/EBgames).
>Also, Duke Nukem 3D on the Switch supports up to 8 player coop if any one of you wants to guide her in her first proper FPS. It's only $10 burgerbux.
>https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/duke-nukem-3d-20th-anniversary-world-tour-switch/

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0uC7kOlg0M
>5:00 AM
Eurobros...

>>2482342
>>2482646
Ok I got a second take in.
https://vocaroo.com/1lkIBoOL60jS

>>2500090
>6 AM
Gonna be watching the second hour of it I guess.

>Ring fit stream
>She starts moaning and notices that chat is horny posting
>She call us a bunch of creeps and teases us
>She keeps playing and starts moaning harder

>>2499717
https://privatter.net/i/5735923
Chihiro is supposed to have a blue hair tie around her braid, which is located to the right of her head, but in Beatani's "suggested situations" they all seem to involve Beatani herself based on her braid. Bottom line being that she only has suggested selfcest so far.
>>2499929
What the hell do you need 8-player co-op for in Dook Nookem 3D, of all things?

>do my archive reps
>mentions that BRS came out around the time she was in elementary school
>tfw same
bros, it's been too long...

>>2500404
I'm convinced this is a possibility and I can see her making that cheeky face where she narrows her eyes and starts going "hmm hmmm".

>>2499929
she doesn't like FPS and even if she did world tour is a garbage version of 3 D yes I'm still mad about what gearbox did to get the rights to the franchise and what they did to Megaton Edition no I won't derail this thread by delving deeper into the subject, ask /v/

For the one person in this thread that's still curious, I do plan to revisit the Bea wiki page I created and destroy my own sand castle (starting Wednesday at least), to make the page more appealing. Building my own wiki-criteria at the moment -- should have done my Shii reps back in the day.
> that tfw when I also have to show I have done my coloring reps to Bea and the other anons that have been encouraging me and giving me drawing tips.
I do want the Beatani article to be a shining example of a Vtuber wiki article. Not a hard task since I was running on two hours of sleep when I created it.

>>2500770
Is BRS any good? That flew under my radar.

>>2500861
Well, at least fix some of the grammar errors in it.
>enjoys cooking, and states that she likes just about (any) dish
Enjoys cooking and likes just about any dish...etc. You don't need to write she states things, that is already implied.

>>2500929
The OVA? No
The anime? No
The game? No

>>2501416
Art was awesome though

>>2501436
Indeed, it's Huke's best work

>>2501117
Done. I'm also going to hunt down the exact timestamp for the "family" names, since that's one glaring error I left in there. Hopefully I find it before going to bed (since I want to catch part of her next stream).
Don't really want to take up part of the thread talking about wiki updates, but hopefully this gives other anons hope that the article's not going to be abandoned.
Still debating how much of her talk about her apartment should make it into the article, for the next big update; probably none.

>>2501416
There's also the manga, lol. With the same answer.

>>2501500
It's not confirmed to be her apartment. She was just giving an example.

>>2494712
>>2496318
>>2500404
I seriously hope she's not reading these posts and getting weird ideas about us
And I seriously hope she doesn't try to do an ASMR stream just to verbally abuse us
That'b be a really, really bad idea...

>>2501571
If Bea doesn't know already: horny posting is how men on the internet express their love and appreciation for a vtuber. She is already pretty degenerate so I think she gets that we aren't trying to degrade her personally by doing so. As long as you don't cross any lines from it being a fantasy, it should be fine.

>>2500616
7 player white knights showing the Bear where to navigate and make life easier for her?
>>2500811
I wish she would play at least one "easy" FPS game, especially one with a coop feature to help guide the bear. She doesn't like FPS games because she's bad at navigation, that's the core reason, correct? If that's the case why not introduce a handicap? A human operated guide? Is what I thought. Dads could take turn help guide her per map, for example. They don't need to talk, just walk to the direction she needs to go, or assist if necessary.
Or we can all play Killing Floor, a gore infested wave based FPS where 5 other dads plus herself kill zeds in that game. She'd have a blast if it's the first KF running on her potato machine. Imagine the screams as she's surrounded by the spider zeds and dad rushes in to save the day. If voice chat is an issue, she can simply mute all the dads. Lots of empty servers to occupy and play on too. The joys of being an indie is that you have a larger pool of games you can play with an individual streamer license compared to a corporate. If the game is fun and dads can participate, then I figured why not? You don't need to think to play KF, just point and shoot. Best yet you can challenge yourself by giving away most of your dosh to the Bear so she gets the best guns early in the wave, while you suffer with the basic guns lmao.

>>2501769
Fuck, I miss playing KF. Last I tried to play it few years ago all you can find is Russian servers. It might be a bit challenging for her without dads helping though, but I'm sure one of us is autistic enough to solo everything with Berserker

>>2501819
Like, apart from Among Us, KF is a decent coop/mp substitute, in my opinion. I might also have a spare key from old Humble Bundle duplicates, so I could gift one to her too. Something like that.

>>2501900
please no not even Bea can make me watch AMOGUS

>tfw amogus ruined mafia games

>>2501938
>Be Beatani
>Yah, today I want to share with you all my favourite 石投げ4コマコミック! や~!
>トランプさんベリーファニー、やあーーー!
>僕はこのウエブコミックシリーズすごく気に入っています!石投げ様サイコー!
>Yaah~!

>>2500929
one of em's good
the one with the sensei and the macaron girl sucked big dinosaur balls tho

>>2500770
ariga...tomato...

>>2492662
>>2498205
>>2499669
>>2500097

Received, thanks you based fellow dads, Now we have 7 subsmissions in total including my own. At this point I will gurantee that this will get made but if anyone else wants to send in a submission of their own the deadline is until this thread is going to get archived, I don't know exactly when that is but that is the exact deadline.

I also of course guarantee that everyone who has sent in will get into the video. After this thread dies I think it will only take 1-2 days to make it but I will not promise anything, but it is very unlikely it will take more than a week, this project is not a hard one.

>>2502116
Are you okay anon san?

>>2502802
Thanks for doing this dad, I'm sure the bear will love it. I wouldn't be opposed to collabing with everyone for other stuff too.

also I just realized the name of the girl from the cub anime is also bear-themed
could be a rare crossover opportunity

>>2502802
First time contributing here
1. https://voca.ro/1W6jD6MbGTD9
2. https://voca.ro/1kaexCUu4qjz

>>2501769
I get that you want her to play FPS. But it seemed to be the one thing she really did not want to play, so why try so hard to push it? There could be multiple reasons she doesn't like it.

It's fine to suggest whatever you want, especially when she is outright asking for suggestions. But I think you'll get better friction by endorsing a game that would appeal to Beatani, rather than yourself.

>>2501938
I always liked among us and honestly the only reason I hate watching vtubers play it is because they're always vtuber collabs so it's just 10 voices drowning each other out and I can't hear my oshi

Wake up dads

>>2489911
>Zatsudan (Q&A) "Dads, you should understand me!
Is it a marshmallow stream?

Stream starting soon, cunnychads get in.

Don't forget the Omori stream in 9 minutes

>>2503345
Received. Thank you.

Beatani berating her dads for watching her stream while still in bed because of time zone differences!

Starting soon dads, GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHw1TRsuasM

reminder she only expects 10-20 memberships so you dads better go out in full force to prove her wrong

>>2506012
UUUOOOOHHH!!!

The scuff begins.

>>2506199
the soul anon.

>>2506199
it's not a beatani stream if there isn't a little bit of scuff

I have to miss one stream this week and it's gonna be OMORI...

>>2506293
Honestly if you're gonna miss one, this is the one to miss. CHKN is a lot more fun of a game

>>2491731
>>2491883
Good job guys

You made it

It's over

>>2506293
you can always do your archive reps, anon

>She hates all bugs.
/vt/ is gonna like that one.

>>2506449
We don't need that shit here

>youtube says 27 viewers
imagine how many dads are actually watching right now that are ignored

her squeaks over spiders are too fucking cute dadanons..

Requesting Beatani tied and gaged, crying because you're pouring a bucket full of spiders on her

>under 30 viewers

not like this...

>>2506513
That's why many want Ring Fit, those noises at full throttle.

>>2506533
give it time anon, takes a few moments for dads to trickle in.

>>2506482
This, the second the streams start a bunch of people waiting just disappear because of Youtube's bullshit. Seen it happen before and it happened now earlier.

>>2506533
>he believes youtube's buggy viewer count

It said 11 viewers while i could see atleast 15-20 people commenting OHAdayo

Actually got an ad when I turned off adblocker for that specific video page.

>>2506718
Prestream it was 30 something people, then went to 11. So likely we are at 50 something people at the least.

>>2506012

>what is RSD
lmao

reminder to not use superchat just because it's there, since it takes a larger cut than streamlabs

God is a serb

lets all donate red ars so she thinks she is rich

>Serbia is yabai
Kuma supports the true nation of Albania.
Albania is stronk

>This is my first time-
UUUOOHHHHH!!

Someone should donate with vietnamese dong. 100usd = 2310170 VND. Lmao

>Romanian

>Sugoku Ecchi na Kitsune
kek

why is the stream at 3pm
I cant watch from work :/

>>2507057
>Rom bar
why

I hope euro dads can put aside their regional differences for her.

This bear is having the most 4chanesque reaction to superchats i could have imagined kek

>every country donating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrIWTtB7tzs

>i cant understand how much money i got in yen
oh no no no she knows

Sadness... I will continue using streamlabs

Bea collecting exotic currencies

>telling dads to stop donating

>>2507228
I mean if you want to actually support her instead of just memeing with foreign currencies like right now it's the superior choice anyway

>Ono kada je srbin najveci donator superchata
Tesla je bio hrvat ali ovaj cu ti dat. Svak cast.

>>2507228
Good dad. People are having fun with superchats but the dad who uses streamlabs is the most noble at all.

>someone donated in indian rupees.

I thought india had no weebs

>>2506964
You cant superchat using vietnamese shekels. Their money is tol devalued for Youtube's systems

>tfw i want to superchat but have to save for membership

>>2507284
They have a Niji branch, don't know if it is doing well though.

So how does she get past the bush?

The only reason I donated is because we got all these crazy currencies.

>>2506949
Based UÇK bear

>>2507330
I'm pretty sure it's doing miserably

>>2507330
Nevermind, their Niji branch is graduating everyone and now gone.

>>2507334
Same, i have never donated in my life but wanted to bully beatani by having her try to understand my weird ass european currency.

>>2507330
I'm pretty sure they just shut down actually

>>2507374
being from eurozone is so boring...

>>2507330
That branch is done for

Precious

>>2507330
Had.

horny bea...

>>2506533
I have college virtual classes now sadly, just passed by to say hi. I will leave the stream open

>>2506533
it's 3pm in europoorland and like 5am in amurrica

it's a little thing but I always think it's cute when she forgets to take her cursor off screen

Bea can sound like such a sadist sometimes. The kind of sadist in a VN that would tie you. hurt you and ask you how it feels-

>>2507685
NO I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL NOW FUCK YOU AAAAAAAA

why is our daughter so fucking lewd

>She wanted to plug the tail on Aubrey
This bear...

>I should go all of (the) way

>>2507975

My least favorite characters in this game are the ones that just speak cryptic nonsense

>>2508118
Daddy!

My daughter is older than me...

>>2508344
Just age faster lol

>>2508386
He'll have to send Beatani into orbit at speeds close to that of light.

>>2508344
anonchama, your aging reps...

can someone sum up what that dude was saying in a way that doesn't read like a sixth grader trying to get an A on their prose assignment

>>2508558
Something about Omori creating imaginary dream worlds, trying to bury his depression, some other shit

>>2508558
Check the wiki for the story

>>2508558
>>2508610
the kid killed his sister on a accident and has ptsd and a split personality disorder because of it

if you dont play the game correctly the mc and basil kill themselves

>>2508646
anon, your spoiler tag reps...

>>2508646
You know she might stop by to read this thread right? I suggest you delete the post.

>>2508646
She visits this thread you bastard. Stop it

>>2508640
Very cute lizard

>>2508683
>>2508686
>>2508694
sorry :C

>>2508720
God job dad. Admitting your mistakes and correcting them is the mature thing to do.

>>2508720
Can you at least tell us if Bea's going to get an interesting ending, based on her gameplay so far? In spoiler tags of course, kek

>>2506533
It's just a slow time of day

>I will win!
>immediately loses
every time with this bear

>>2508720
>>2508646

DELETE THIS.

>>2509146
well he did

What does Beatani smell like?

>>2509146
refresh

>>2509260
Seal meat and coca-cola

>>2509260
Like ikea lingonberry sauce

>>2509325
Smelly beary good

>>2509260
cevape and ajvar

>>2509362

>>2509260
honey and strawberries

>>2509260
salty milk and coins

>>2509260
like teen spirit

>>2509260
>>2509496
like pavement (what)

>>2509260
Lemon

I want Beatani to give me a bear hug

>>2509260
crab

>>2509666
I want Beatani to maul me to death

I WILL NTR AUBREY FROM BEATANI

>>2509666
I want Beatani to maul me to death
>>2509726
ah, anon replied first...

News!?!?

NEWS TIME.

Based merchant bear

MERCH

holy shit its good quality

>>2509821
Top right one is very cute.

>>2509821
I like the one with Chihiro.

https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
(You) will buy it right?

>>2509898
YES

>>2509898
I shouldn't but I know I will... stupid cute bear

>>2509898
I'll probably get one of those mugs, one with beatani holding the four leaf clover. Very cute for the morning coffee.

>>2509898
Fuck yes I will. That "Beatani sisters" design is kind of an "unexpected" design, I love it and her.

>>2509898
I'm mostly just trying to figure out what to buy since lord knows I'm not capable of pulling off a shirt with a cute bear daughter where I live

I love this

That Sonic Youth parody.

>>2509898
The Nukumoritea mug is genius.

Can use promo code "LUCKY" for 10% off for any dads buying.

I wish I could buy it but I'm so poor and dollar is expensive

>>2509994
>>2510001
How can one Japanese lady be so based?

>>2509898

>>2509898
me buy stickers
me buy stickers
me buy stickers

I'm gonna buy all the stickers and never stick them onto anything.

>>2510048
Thanks! Didn't think she'd put out so much at once, and I want it all...

Got the clover shirt and sisters shirt (black).

>>2509898
What % of the sales does she get?

>>2510048
Thank you Beatani

>>2510114
I'm 100% buying at least one mug despite the fact that I don't even drink tea (or coffee)

>>2510058
Seeing that I feel sorry for my sudaca brothers who dont have a p.o. box in the US.

Does this spell nukumonitea or nukumorutea?

Me and Beatani (imouto)

>tfw south america
>can't buy merch and if i could it'd be expensive as fuck
i still have memberships at least...

>>2510194
Bro...same...

>>2510180
Your cursive reps... (n has two humps in cursive)

>>2509827
I'm esl so maybe I wrong but, is the "since 14th April" gramatically correct?

>>2510230
youre supposed to go down before you write a lowercase cursive r tho

>>2510194
I will give her the money in supacha instead
Instead of paying that much for a shirt

>>2510058
>>2509898
>https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
>oh a cute mug!
>it's just €12.60
>how much is it in our money?
>...oh God! oh no!

Missed it, did she say she designed these herself?

>>2510194
Imagine the shit if your from Serbia like Xeno

I'm 20 km from Serbia here in Croatia. And I pay half the price for shipping. And he pays the same as South Americans.

>>2510259
Listen to the bear and use streamlabs instead.

>moms
there cant actually be...

>>2510247
No, and it's a common mistranslation from JP to EN.

>>2510270
Indeed this is all original works.

>>2510194
Send her 20 bucks (o lo que creas que valga), ask for the image file and print your own t-shirt at a local shop.

>>2510270
yes

>>2509994
>>2510001
Beatani is pure kino

>>2510270
We saw her drawing the upper right corner design in her merch stream.

>>2510344
she will not send you the image file kek

>>2510230
I don't know about American cursive or whenever you're from, but where I'm from this can 100% be read either as "ru" or "ni"

>dickpound-san

>>2510344
> print your own t-shirt at a local shop
la verguenza me mataria, pero good idea

>>2509994
>>2510001
that's fucking based

>>2510366
Well it's "ri".

>>2510366
Proper English cursive should not have any ambiguous letters; it isn't Russian cursive. I don't know where you're from but I doubt the standard cursive there can read that as either "ru" or "ni".

RATE THE STREAM

>>2510390
Been here for 15 years never seen this. God I feel like a newfag.

RATE THE STREAM

>>2510486
Bought the merch/10

>>2510473
Then how would you propose you should write "ni" and "ru" in English cursive?

>>2510486
based

>>2510476
>>2510486
Slow but comfy/10. Got merch (first time I've ever even remotely considered buying any) so that's nice.

if anybody else having a problem with the website? I get my cart filled out and when I go to checkout the button doesn't work.

>>2510486
>>2510476
rate the stream mind

>>2510486
T-shirts / 10

>>2510486
CONSOOM/CONSOOM
didn't wake up early enough to actually watch though

>>2510521
i had trouble with firefox, worked with chrome

>>2510486
time to go broke / 10

>>2510486
>>2510476
I only caught the last 15 minutes so 15/10

What did I miss with the superchat shenanigans?

>>2510477
It's pretty recent. I'm pretty sure it was from the comment section of a now deleted upload of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Ruined An Entire Generation Of Women by Negative XP. I remember reading it about a year or two ago before it was deleted. Funny that people took a screenshot of it.

>>2510114
I don't know what I'd do with her stickers, but its sure not sticking on things.

>>2510476
>>2510486
nukumoritea/10

>>2510544
I'm having the same problem with chromium

>>2510473
>Proper English cursive should not have any ambiguous letters
Try writing nmnmmnnmnm in cursive and see how unambigious that is. Unless you're anal about letter spacing, it will turn into a mess

Next stream in half a day right? See you dads there.

>>2510486
Will buy merch next month probably no money right now.

>>2510564
>a now deleted upload of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Ruined An Entire Generation Of Women by Negative XP
Never knew that. Thanks, anon!

>>2509898
The stickers are pretty expensive and there is no volume discount. If there was a discount I would buy like 100 and put them on fucking everything

I think I'm going to get one of everything else though men's size

>>2510632
not him but

>>2510521
>>2510631
oh, turned off ublock and it's working now. weird.
if anybody else is having trouble try that

>>2510114
>>2510612
just buy 2 of each ezpz

>>2510486
Consooming the merch / 10
>>2510631
I'm switching to Chrome because Brave is complaining about undefined functions (usually a sec-related mechanism by the way) unless I disable some security options, which is a bit concerning. Will report how it goes.

>"I will learn about Doom"
A man can dream, right?

>>2510517
Mine is out of practice as well but they're easily distinguishable.

>>2510392
Tell them your daughter made you a drawing and you are so proud of her that you want to put it on a tshirt so everyone can see her work.

>>2510632
I always did my ms with 3 humps and ns with 2
I dunno why people do with 2 and 1 respectively

>>2510748
Sorry for flip

I don't even know what I'm gonna use these for

>>2510680
>Unless you're anal about letter spacing
I can make шиншиллa look readable too, if I try.

>>2510301
I feel so bad for serbians in general, yeah many people shit on the eu but it really has it benefits as can be seen here.

>>2510836
Cherish them. Any time you are feeling down, even decades from now, you can look at them and be reminded on the good times getting to know your daughter

>>2510836
For drinking and decorating, of course

>>2510722
Indeed, switching to Chrome worked like a charm for me. (That absolutely ASS shipping though, would buy more if it weren't that expensive.)

>>2510748
Based half-australian

>>2510486
Everytime there is a stream that starts at an uncomfortable time I feel I'm gonna regret watching it but everytime I come to the conclusion that it was worth it / 10

>>2510836
Drinking?

>>2510748
Easily distinguishable if you sit down for a calligraphy session, if you write at natural writing speed, then they're not.
Then again it might be an American thing where everyone normally writes in block letters and cursive is viewed as an aristocratic artform.

Handwriting thread?

>>2511089
>>2510748

>>2511089
the "f" and "t" in "faggot" are very expressive, too bad the rest of the word is crummy

>>2509898
>womens clothing
bea...

My country removed obligatory handwriting from school about 6 years ago and that was the most based education related decision that my country has ever made. Hated that shit.

>>2511271
Based mom and sister.

>>2511271
I'm sure she has at least one mom, right?

>>2511272
Did you have to lean Latin in "good" high schools?
Thats still a thing here. It's such a fucking mystery for me.
We already learn English or German if we want to.

Whats the point of a super dead language.

>>2510344
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382005545914167301?s=20

your in luck SA poorfag

みんなは僕のグッズの海賊版を作れるよ
この絵を保存しましょう
You can make boot version of my stuff
You should save this pic

Absolutely based

>>2511347
SHE'S

>>2511218
>コア?ット
I assume it's supposed to say ファゴット

>>2511329
medfags and lawyers can skip latin lessons if they had it in highschool

>>2511272
>have handwriting classes for cyrillic alphabet, but not for latin
>foreign language classes start
>everyone proceeds to write their Fs, Ss and Zs however the hell they like

>>2511371
Don't make fun of my chicken scribbles!

kek

>>2511271
The chibi clover design is cute enough I think even girls who aren't into vtubers may use it as casual wear. Up to dads to make that happen though.

>>2511218
ホモ*

>all these faggots going off-topic and discussing the educational system in their irrelevant countries
This is why gaijin are not welcome in glorious Nippon

>she just added her DOB to her Twatter
>she just removed it
What did she mean by this?

>>2511490
I see it.

>>2511218
Liked that burger, Amar?

>>2511507
Kek, she probably screwed something up the first time around. It's visible again.

I want to die on XP Hill, while Beatani eats me

>>2511444
Wouldn't that be おかまやろ?

>>2509994
I just noticed that it has the outro song... bear daugther i kneel

>>2511576
pretty sure they're interchangeable

>>2511473
grorius*

>>2511572
Is this really the hill you want to die on?

>>2510969
The shipping is MEGA ASS

>>2511347
If you had done your reps, you should've know that she is okay with us making bootleg merch.

>>2511572
beatani vore??

>>2511533
It wasn't actually a burger. Thats the brand name of the LIDL Maultaschen.

Also got some ready made curry wurst that was a disapointment.

The cheese was good.

Also is kuna so maybe Luka or Ivan or Josip.

>>2511724
How new?

Beatani will suddenly become a popular meme in some random eastern european country because of her stickers being placed everywhere.

We could send her a collage where we draw bears on a world map to correspond to our locations but that's probably a bad idea.

>>2511572
I want to get eaten by Beatani... slowly dying and bleeding out as I see her take parts of me.

>>2511761
It sounds nice but you don't need to place your exact location, just your bear somewhere in your country. And maybe you can add something from your country's tradition to the bear like clothes.

>shows off new youtube emotes while simultaneously saying emotes are for kids and that she doesn't like them
>announces merch and then immediately releases the vectors so people can make their own bootlegs
this bear is too based for us I swear. I keep thinking I'm gonna wake up and realize it was all a dream.

>>2511806
>you don't need to place your exact location
Yeah this goes without saying.

>>2511824
flush the meds anon, you don't need them anymore, you have her

>>2511708
At that price, I fucking swear, if the mug breaks during the shipping I will go ballistic.

>>2511824
b-but I like emotes
was I a dumb kid all along

>>2510331
>>2510350
>>2510363
Incredibly based, I'm impressed

>>2511877
yes :)

These are honestly very nice looking. My daughter has a great aesthetic sense.

>>2511855
Between watching Beatani and Haachama, I've never felt healthier

Shipping's fine for me.

>>2511968
>€22.30 EUR
>euro 22.30 euro

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382012021227417600
>She's teaching us how to pirate her mech
We don't deserve her

>>2511994
some of us paid overpriced holomerch(thats ok, kind of the point) for a good 100bucks plus 30 for shipping and another 20 for importing dumb shit from overseas.
I would say bea merch is just a tiny bit better as a deal

>>2512104
I've never met a bear more based, and I've met a few bears in my time stealing picnic baskets.

You are following her pixiv account right?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/66317411

Chihiro scares me a little...

>>2511708
Still better than Japan EMS pricing.

>>2511760
That’s what I’ll do when in my city
Just plaster stickers everywhere

>>2512104
She does also say not to use it for anything else but personal use. I assume everyone's a good dad though.

WHAT
BEATANI STREAMED AT THIS TIME!?
I MISSED IT
UoooooHHHH

>>2512104
>That boot版 shrink wrap discussion
Kinda miss the DIY attitude of older dads of ye olden days. Unfortunately I and my fellow snowflake millennials were raised to pursue a career and not know how to do a lot of these manual things.
I have some vinyls I'd love to record digitally too, but can't be bothered to buy all the recording equipment.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0uC7kOlg0M
You ARE going to watch her next stream, right Eurodads?

>>2512386
From second hour onwards.

>>2512386
>5 am

>>2512386
I'll watch the VOD as usual, her stream just now was fun though.

Not to horny post too much, but I really do want to see her draw some nude art of herself and sell it as a poster like she suggested in her merch stream. I'll DIY after seeing it.

>>2512499
If you ask me she can draw even lewder than just nudes.

>>2512515
Dad, please... your seiso reps...

>>2512550
Sorry Dad, I'm already too far gone. I live for degeneracy.

>there's been no new art with the R-18 tag for almost a month

>>2512576
Aaah, I wish my stupid ass would stop being embarassed about drawing lewd art, knowing she will see it.

>>2512623
She'll see it and love it, as would I.

>>2512623
Tell her you drew it with your eyes closed.

>>2512576
Waiting for RFA stream

>>2512692
Just throwing some ideas around...

>>2512623
I don't think beatani planned on having dads more seiso than she is

>>2512576
>>2512623
>>2512760
>artfags not confident enough for R-18
>those who are aren't gurofags
she must be so disappointed in us

>>2512823
Sorry, Beatani. I'll do my best from now on.
I want to become a dad you can be proud of.

>First ring fit stream
>It's an off collab with Chihiro

>>2512576
>>2512760
>>2512823
Sorry dads, I don't know if I can make it more erotic

>>2512935

>>2512198
Phew she can't see that my account is like 13 years old and has 1000+ ero artists followed of all sizes on it.

>>2512935
Beating off to this now

>>2512935
based

>>2512955
>1000+ ero artists
Don't worry dad, that's what pixiv is for

>>2512386
Yes. I love this kind of zatsudan shit like taking an mbti test or filling a personality form. I only begin work at 9am.

>>2512198
I wasn't. Thank you, dad.

>>2512386
I usually wake up at 7:30 AM and I work from home, so... I guess I could wake up a little earlier... it's for my daughter...

>>2512386
5 am is actually really good.

I can go to sleep at like 20 and wake up at 5 sure.

The 2~3 AM streams are the pain. I can't go sleep that late or wake up that early.

>>2512576
>>2512823
Well, I have something that would be R-18G if that counts. I just sketch it on the side without worrying much about mistakes and if I end finishing it I will share it to her.
https://files.catbox.moe/3bqr47.png I might add other Beatanis on the ground and stabbed. I just have to fix this anatomy and more before continuing

>>2512576
Who cares about that, the R-18G tag is what needs more love.

>>2512386
I'm sure I can delay my sleep reps to 6am...

>>2512935
This is fucken nice

>>2513143
That's pretty fucking great anon.

>>2512935
>>2513143
https://youtu.be/5HiIy3SlHs4

>>2513143

someone draw naked beatani eating (you) on xp hill, I need it

>>2513143
>https://files.catbox.moe/3bqr47.png
based

>>2513622
she seems to be mostly into selfcest/selfguro

>>2513622
>>2513717
I wish I was beatani

>>2512576
To be honest I'm trying hard to be "seiso", I know that R18 art gives you numbers in both pixiv and twitter, but I don't want to be horny all the time, so I'm working in normal art and at most R18 ero.
Also this is piece 1 of 3, will do the sukumizu and serafuku later today as promised.

>>2513781
child bearing hips

>>2513781
Holy based

>>2513622
There. Satisfied?

>>2513905
holy shit i didn't know she had an onlyfans

I missed todays stream, who taught Beatani NTR and why do you want to get your ass kicked so bad?

>>2514020
she got NTR'd by Mari last time she played Omori and then it happened again this stream lol