/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>25134736
both has a vagina

>>25134736
very different. my mother is a non-lesbian woman

>>25134837
>he doesnt know

None at all! She's literally The Devil.

>>25134736
not very much at all, which is why I like my oshi

>>25134736
Dunno. I don't remember my mom.

>>25134736
I dont really know how they are behind their internet personas, but my mother is a hateful, hypocritical, mysandrist cunt that deserves all she's getting in her old age. I dont know why my old man has stuck with her after all the abuse he's been through especially considering he was a boxer in his youth and could have easily laid the smackdown. What does the nose candy enthusiast psychoanalist think of that? Wait, dont tell me, mommy issues.

Not at all similar

How many vtubers are actually married with one or more kids? Don't answer that question.

>>25134736
pekora
>can cook
>lives with her mother
>can sing
>likes draque
>colour blue

Mother
>can't cook
>lives with me
>can sing
>doesn't play vidya
>colour blue

hmm maybe freud was onto something

>>25134736
Freud was a mentally ill Jew who was raised by a wetnurse with not much contact with his real mother then when he saw her naked he felt sexually aroused. Modern psychology basically throws his shit into the bin it belongs in.

my oshi has depression, but my mom is genuinely insane

Freud was a bitch-ass wanker
t. Jung Gang

>>25134736
Oshi
>Doesn't drink
>Doesn't smoke
>is Japanese
>Can cook
>Likes cats
>plays vista
>Knows a healthy amount about PCs and tech

Mom
>Smokes
>Can't drink
>Can cook
>Knows nothing about vidya let alone plays it
>Knows nothing about tech and requires help to use a smartphone
>Hates cats
>Is white
I mean two things???

>>25134736
My mother can't sing for shit either and has a way with animals. So there's that. But otherwise she's pretty different.

>>25134736
First oshi is quite similar to an imouto I want to have
2nd oshi would be a fantastic mother
3rd oshi is a daughterwife
4th oshi is the poor daughter I want to adopt

>>25134736
Pretty different, my mother isn't a womanchild

>>25134736
mother
>former judo champ (regional level comps)
oshi
>dies after taking 5 steps

>>25134736
My mom is more similar to Mama Mori than Mori.

>>25134736
Oshi:
>Australian
>Doesn't Sing
>Back Problems
>Adorable + Funny
>Never streams
>Killed 50 dogs

Mom:
>Not Australian
>Sings
>Back Problems
>Adorable + Funny
>Always here for me
>Is scared of dogs

Voxsister here.

vox:
>british
>can cook
>likes dogs
>tells me he loves me
>supportive
>kind
>drinks a lot

Father
>never met him
>idk

>>25140172
I feel for you Shaniqua.

>>25134736
Anon fucked my oshi and Anon fucked my mother.

200% exactly the opposite

>>25140249
It's actually shaeneeqiualeesha

Oshi:
>Lesbian that hasn't come out
>Caring
>Atheist


Mom:
>Homophobic
>Bigot
>Religious

Freud was a hack who made shit up. His theories have been completely disproven by modern science. The only thing Freud had to sell his off-kilter brand of psuedoscience was that one enigmatic picture of him, which is literally the only thing backing up his bizarre nonsense. Freud literally believed that all males wanted to have sex with their mothers, and were jealous of their fathers, and repressed these feelings which caused them to act violently. Some insane nonsense that was only taken seriously for the same reason modern art is taken seriously. Because people crowd around the thing that's perceived to be popular without having any objective sense of truth.

>>25134736
kson unironically looks like a younger, hotter version of my mom

>>25134764
FPBP

>>25140677
Based mom

>>25140172
OP asked how similar your oshi is to your mother. What traits does Vox share with your mother anon?

>>25144361
Both suck dick

>>25134736
> don't have an oshi
> just hate Mori in particular
> because she reminds of my mother
Anon... I think you might be on to something.

>Oshi
Blonde
Either had tits or womb removed as cancer prevention
>Mother
Blonde
Womb removed as cancer prevention

Very because my oshi doesn't love me either

>>25144941
..who is your oshi?

>>25145233
I'm assuming he's talking about the 1 tit wonder

Mikeneko doesn't have very much in common with my mother at all but I do want to suck her nipples

They are both loud

>>25140172
>fatherless
explains a lot

>>25134736
>he's oshi doesn't stream with her mother
ngmi

>>25134736
Frighteningly so.

>>25134736
They both praise me and I only associate with them remotely.

>>25134764
fpbp

>>25134736
My tastes in women, including vtubers, are an almost diametric opposite of my mother's personality and it's not a coincidence.

>>25134764
Why

>>25134736
I like my oshi because I identify a lot with her. As to my mother, she berates me a lot whenever she considers that I'm being lazy

oshi
>kind and considerate
>supportive, understanding
>hard working (inspires me)
>humble
>will always be by my side

mom
>manipulative
>crazy old hag
>physical violence
>used child support to buy beer
>left me for her abusive boyfriend

0%
Freud accepted you are illness man who want to fuck with you mother, isn't a common thing.

>>25145233
he's talking about Pomu

>>25134736
mom
>can cook
>is lazy
>is schizophrenic
>dark haired
>shit sense of humor

kronii
>not sure if she can cook
>is lazy pothead
>dyke
>is """depressed"""
>dark haired
>has somewhat similar voice to my mom
>dark sense of humor
>is memelord

fuck...

>>25135771
A certain ferrous rodent might fill one of those categories.

>>25134736
The exact opposite. My mom has a personality of a wet sand.

>>25134736
Literally nothing even remotely similar other than both being women
Then again I don't have mommy issues so that could be the cause

>>25134736
outside of being blonde and having big boobs, theyre nothing alike

Haruka is like a nonviolent and sane version of my mom. I love this Moose so much.

>>25134736
Both fap material

>>25134736
My mum is kind of retarded, mean, not particularly nurturing, has some weird thing about cleanliness like a nazi, is always nagging and moaning.

my mom isn't a dog and doesn't play retro games for 16 hours

>>25134736
Not similar at all. Not even close.

>>25134736
mom:
>retarded as hell
>i love her
mumei:
>retarded as hell
>i love her
yeah

>most replies are anons who have shitty moms/bad relationships with their mothers
Coincidence? I think not

>>25134736
who could have been his oshi?

>>25134736
When she uses her "cute" voice it makes me feel like I'm being pampered like a baby, so is when she makes her characteristic "nunnun" sound

I don't think I'd still be alive if my mother was anything like haachama

>>25134736
My mom is 5'7" and has big booba. So not similar at all.

Okay psychfags, Freud was a hack but isn't the reasoning you'd find NOT like your mother assuming you have one, or one stereotypically assuming you don't have one?
That's the Oedipus Complex as I understand it.

>>25134736
absolutely nothing alike
I'm also not attracted to my oshi

>>25173301
I'm sleepy.
I thought the Oedipus Complex was
>if you have a mother
You find someone that isn't like your mother because your mother was bad to you.
>if you don't have a mother
You're attracted to the stereotypical idea of a mother; someone caring, that is a good cook, has big breasts probably. And is older than you.

>>25134736
They're both workaholics but my mom isn't an alcoholic

>>25134736
My oshi is a cute little girl so id say they are quite different

Frued? more like FRAUD LOL
I am the first person to make this joke don't @me

>>25173606
Lamie?

>>25134736
> No chuuba will be able to live up to expectations I set internally. They always disappoint me with some asinine flaw that tears me apart inside a leaves me not enjoying them half as much no matter how petty it is.
> My mother is dead and my only memories of her just get a stronger nostalgia filter every day.

I don't want to say Sigmund has me dead to rights, but damn. When you think about it...

>>25134736
Both are cheaters

>>25169631
Any kind man with confidence was treated well by his mother.

I mean they both have vaginas so I guess there's that similarity

>>25134736
Probably thats why i have two oshis pekora and fubuki because she is bipolar.

>>25172249
Fauna

>>25146833
That's how a fujo is created

>>25134736
>My mom was an airhead
>My oshi is an airhead
>My mom was very kind to the people who were important to her
>My oshi is very kind to her genmates and fans
>My mom was blonde
>My oshi is blonde
Fuck.

>>25134736
very different. my mother has had sex with a male

>>25134736
There's only one vtuber I know of that's an alcoholic drug abusing habitually lying narcissist and I hate her.

>>25185600
Mumei?

>>25180258
Your mom sounds like a great person anon, may God bless her.

My mom has never touched a vidya game or a cig in her life and my oshi is a game addicted chainsmoking male so I don't think they're similar

>>25134736
He made up a bunch of bullshit just to justify his subconscious desires to suck dick

>>25185910
Thanks Anon, she really was. I still miss her a lot sometimes.

My Mom is an alcoholic piece of shit so nope totally different

>>25190069
sad..

>>25194003
Yes, but that's life.

My mother hates video games and internet culture so it's physically impossible for me to have an oshi that is like her.

>>25180258
your mom cucked your dad,
your oshi cucks you

>>25194459
It's like a vicious circle of netorare...