/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>25064565
KIKI LOVE

>>25064565
Mug Competition Template has been released! Read the community post for more info:
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx7dSVGKGLhBSHrpd794WHfB7xs-t_RTck

Kiki Love!

i love this funny cunny bunny, she's sweeter than hunny

I LOVE MY LOLIBABA RABBIT WIFE

here i come it me the hottest rabbit

kiki smug

Mind status: Unchanged

shes my little rabbit dumpling

Bunday soon!

>>25065131
But it's bunday everyday when you're a rabbit

>>25040379
I got your redgreen reference anon. i loved watching that show on 360p internet back in the day. no rememberance how i came on to the show though

todays stream was a fucking blast, i'm so glad she gave hollow knight another chance. I cant wait until she reaches the next next area

>>25065375
Im glad somebody caught that kek

Zawa zawa, I'd bet everything on the Kikster

>>25065444
Yeah I'm pleasantly surprised that she decided to give it another go

Anon’s ive been a lurker for the better part of the last two months in stream chats and am ashamed, how do I redeem myself? Is that even possible?

>>25066681
What's there to redeem? Just chat if you feel like chating, or post in thread? I'm sure she'll appreciate you talking again.

>>25066681
say "hello"

>>25066681
everyone can redeem themselves, not that lurking is a sin, its only one if you think it is and want to change yourself. start slow say hi and bye maybe something simple in between

>>25066681
put your dick in a blender, it's the only way

>>25066681
Lol what did you do? Are you the guy who kept saying sorry repeatedly? If so I don't even recall what you did other than being annoyed someone kept saying sorry over and over.

>>25066681
You goose you don't have to redeem yourself. Just start with simple greetings if you're nervous. And slowly go from there. But if you want to "redeem" yourself then say UUOOOHH BUNNY CUNNY UOOOH WIFE EROTIC BUNNY CUNNY 3 times

>>25066748
We are enemies, you and I.

>>25066681
A FUCKING LURKER?! UNREDEEMABLE, YOU DISGUST ME. WE HATE LURKERS HERE AS YOU SURELY KNOW BY NOW,

i just genuinely didnt know what to say to start cause i stumbled upon a vod and have been hooked since

>>25066916
huh PUNK!

>>25066982
why stop lurking? I've been lurking since September

UUOOOOOHHHH BUNNY CUNNY UUUUUOOOOH

>>25067042
i wil brek ur nee capps

>>25067220
pain

>>25066982
say hello then say bye when the stream ends

>>25067353
say bye then say hello when the stream ends

>>25066681
I already know who you are. Just come back, no one cares. Today was an excellent example of that.

Avoidant personality disorder is a bitch. The longer you avoid the harder it is to confront. Just do it you'll have to sometime.

>>25066773
Sorry donos? Nah, that was me.

>>25067447
I know who you are anon. I know all about you. I know where you live and what you fear. And I just wanted to tell you that you are a cool guy and I hope you have a nice day

>>25067353
that is all I do most of the time

>>25067637
Naw it was continued apologies in thread that made me brain melt

>>25067794
huh, I don't remember anything about that. Well no point in interrogating the guy, sometimes people just start lurking and have a hard time of getting out of the habbit

I don't really see the benefit of ever stopping lurking

>>25067846
I've been having a VERY hard time getting out of the rabbit.

>>25067908
kiki will feel your heart if you talk! do it for her

>>25067908
You get the honor of raising a toast whenever Kiki pisses, very humble.

I bring you sad tidings, my armpit commission artist cancelled on me and appealed for a new 1 month deadline extension on the day of the deadline. What a cunt.

>>25068026
>>25068043
pros do not outweigh the cons, lurking is too humble

>>25068279
if you lurk kiki will think you left and she'll be sad, do you want to make her sad champ?

>>25068279
Well you post in thread at least which is good and very humble

>>25068274
aw man that's THE PITS! HEHEHEHAHAHUAUAHAUAHAU

mm rabbity carrot and coriander soup, i recommend it in place of cream of tomato, etc if you are someone who buys tinned soup/heinz etc

>>25068549
nothing beats tomato soup, green onions, grated cheese, and some salted crackers

>>25068633
i have peppered crackers if thats good enough for you

Kiki's ears are difficult to draw when I want to try different non-static poses, I don't know how rabbit ear physics work

I'm glad I've made my home here. Love you guys lots. My case is a prime example to myself when seeing other new champs coming on in. I used to be a little wild, and while I still am, I've been starting to finally feel like I fit in here. I'm another very consistent champ, and there will be many more like me in their own way. Kiki incline. Kiki love. Kiki warm blanket that protect heart from bad thoughts.

>>25068912
imagine a strip of material like soft leather then make them fluffy

Ah, I'm ngmi for waiting room. I'll maybe sleep for about an hour and check back in.

>>25069108
this could help with visualizing their movement/floppiness, I'll try it, thanks

>>25068912
I also struggled with this

I got my snacks ready to go for the watchalong

Kiki would fucking LOVE Alien Hominid.

>>25070574
when do you think its happening, i dont wanna miss if i snooze

>>25070574
I must've missed that part of the vod, what are we watching

>>25070795
one of the monty's

>>25070899
ooh good choices

I'm ngmi. Sleeping pills aren't working out so I should take more. Have fun, everyone.

>>25071073
I don't think that's how you're supposed to take sleeping pills anon, goodnight though!

Kiki has very cute knees

Does anyone have the kiss collection?

it's usually around this time I end up posting things I wake up feeling intense regret and shame about. I wanted to say that I feel like whatever kiki has in her brain that causes her emotional turmoil, that I have the same thing too, and I relate to her a lot with it. I hope we can make it together. It's a whirlwind of insanely intense negative emotions almost all the time, and I want her to know that she's okay, and that I'm here for her, because it's what I always want when I'm feeling the way that I know she feels so often. I love you tons, Kiki. We're all going to make it. I don't care if I'm cringe sometimes. I tell everyone I know that I love you. I'm always and forever yours.

>>25071506
Lol I'm supposed to be sleeping through my menhera episode, but yeah, I saved this when the last anon posted it. Here ya go.

>Ice cream kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/t4jqpv.mp4

>Red bull kiss:
https://files.catbox.moe/eshfep.mp4

>Smol rabbit kiss:
https://files.catbox.moe/y3hj8m.mp4

>Coffee kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/628wjw.mp4

>Juicy kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/ewyzv8.mp4

>Bloody kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/vlmmkw.mp4

>Cucumber kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/7f0yij.mp3

>Clover kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/w4t8m8.mp4

>Almond kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/jcyvkc.mp4

>Angry Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/nolhwu.mp4

>Grape Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/n8mapq.mp4

>Comfy Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/ytolej.mp4

>Kiki Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/ift4c5.mp4

>Chip Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/zyhjjw.mp4

>Humble Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/ftywli.mp4

>Winning Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/ck0en0.mp4

>Forgiveness Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/8kc8oe.mp4

>Silent Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/o6z3sb.mp4

>Humble Coco Pop Kiss
https://vocaroo.com/137cNDV3pkxZ

>Garlic Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/c1fsj9.mp4

>Grape Kiss #2
https://a.pomf.cat/wmxkrt.mp4

>Sneaky Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/xdn89p.mp4

>Chip Kiss #2
https://files.catbox.moe/jf6z8d.mp4

>Sick Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/o4ygag.mp4

>Cereal Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/o97ff6.mp4

>Toast Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/ix09ek.mp4

>Sneaky Kiss #2
https://a.uguu.se/CKErBYNl.mp4

>Peeri peeri spicy rice kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/xoxoyl.mp4

>Close Kiki Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/236vwg.mp4

>Humble Kiss 2
https://files.catbox.moe/hlkaby.mp4

>Curry Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/eb2b3l.mp4

>Germ Kiss
https://files.catbox.moe/f263oh.mp4

good morning champs, I can't believe I've missed feeding Kiki party

and a small good morning from me, had a nap since the kaiji watchalong until now and I'm glad I didn't miss anything

>>25071638
Thanks anon!

So sleepy

She may not have heeded our time-slot suggestions and is just going to stream at the usual time but more rested since she napped. Or she just fell asleep like a log and is still sleeping completely changing her sleeping schedule again.

>>25071934
>>25072032
Morning anons

>>25066681
Just say hi. Kiki probably wonders why you left

>>25072242
sleepiki, i wonder when/if she will get an alarm clock

Hey champa. do you know what a lack of vitamin D does to you?

You feel slightly sleepy, and sleep schedule starts going bananas if left unattended. Very common in northern countries and for neets who stay indoors all day.

If you're suffering from poor quality sleep, you might want to look into it. And if you're not getting lots of veggies in your diet I'd advise D3 + K2, otherwise the D3 won't be very effective (detrimental even). Be sure to take it every morning with you cwaffe.

This had been your daily reminder and D3 shill.

>>25067794
You're talking about the guy who got pissed at her saying a name on stream, right? I remember him saying he won't leave but a few weeks ago someone who claimed to be him said he left and only came back for a visit because of nostalgia. No one complained about him skinwalking as them so the guy is probably gone.

Were you the one who compared his situation to dissolving classroom?

>>25073907
Don't bother bringing up the name incident that guy didn't leave.

>>25073907
Hello anonymous, I'm anonymous. Do you think anonymous left?

>>25073969
Based and true, all of this just inevitably leads to namefagging so lets not.

>>25073944
You know something I don't? Is my spreadsheet lacking?

Dramafags begone. Kiki lovers welcome.

>>25074028
KIKI LOVE

>>25074028
Not a dramafag, just a schizo autist control freak. You are right though, so don't bother answering >>25073989

>>25074028
kiki love welcome, cheaters not so much

>>25074078
That's exactly what a dramafag would say. Let Kiki do her own stalking.

What's everyone's thoughts on the scp foundation stuff? I myself don't really care for it though i find some of it to be cool.

>>25074143
i find it fun to read about, i imagine playing the games would be frustrating and spooky

>>25074143
Seems like a creative fanfic community. If you get into it then it probably becomes interesting but as an outsider its just whatever I'd rather get into something with actual video games and media.

>>25074166
I've never played the games though the pandemic game seems interesting

>>25074177
Yeah i understand that. I'm not really too into it just find some of the lore to be cool.

>>25074235
The most recent random lore I've gotten into was Oddworld. Started watching some youtube channels about it and its pretty interesting particularly in a xeno-biology sense. It has some anti-capitalist hippy politics that sours my mood though.

>>25074684
I'll have to check it out, I'm currently binging videos on scp 1730 pretty creepy stuff

>>25074143
it's my little pony for edgy teenagers or boomers

Hey don't re-post D3 stuff from the archive, you're diluting the brand fool.

I forgot to drink my D3 before the trip
I am not gonna make it

I just woke up thinking I had to go to shitty work again in a few hours, but I just remembered it's fucking Saturday, Where the hell is the waiting room that was promised? LEETTTTTTTTTSSS GOOOO, I'm pumped and excited

>>25076101
take this friend

>>25075529
it's a lot more mainstream than you think, if anything it's a zoomer thing

>>25076289
Only Kiki

oh jeez someone else got a spurdo champy with vitD thumbnail

>>25076331
believe me i tried, moot wants to confuse us with swapped thumbnails

>>25076289
>>25076333
well that's a bit of a rumblunbumble

>>25076333
AKSHUALLY this is a spurdo, that is a gondola.

>>25076659
oh yeah good point

>>25076782
bretty gud

>Wakeup
>No waiting room
>Set alarm for another hour
>Return to sleep

leeewwwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn9DXrpRoCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn9DXrpRoCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn9DXrpRoCM

>>25078498
the movie is just on YT right, are we going to just watch it through her stream? or cytube?

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1530531396774932480

>>25078931
my guess is Cynctube

>>25079331
She's rhyming she's a witch!

>>25079359
>cynctube
yeah synctube seems to me to be the best option

https://voca.ro/1msIyaAN15XW

>>25079520
>11 minutes
holy awesome

>>25079520
holy fucky wucky, listening now!

>>25079520
hikiki has the power to finish F.E.A.R, go rab

>>25079331
I've got my chain mail

>>25079520
1. Its not boring I'm looking forward to rewatching it.
2. Mamapyon is so nice!
3. Yeah its great time for euros.
4. Looking forward to that surprise!
>only halfway through
5. Oh yeah I'm listening to the hollow knight OST right now as I'm waging, its great! The track names are mostly cryptic no worries.
6. Don't apologize you canadian goose, this was lovely! mwah! <3

>>25079520
Hello Bun. Just recording my thoughts as I listen here. Don't feel bad about sleeping in. I imagine you probably didn't get tons of sleep the previous night huh? You're doing great with everything Kiki, and we all see you're doing your best. I appreciate you a lot! You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!!! And an extra thanks for the long vocaroo, I really cherish these U KNOO. And yes, I'm all snacked up, and ready to go, and this is one of those movies I can watch a million times without feeling bored! Let's have lots of fun!

>>25079520
Have fun with thumbnails. I'm gonna snooze a bit myself until the stream but I'm very much looking forward to the next stream, love these watchalongs.

Yeah Hollow Knight soundtrack is great. I was listening to this OST recently while doing draw reps, you may enjoy it too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE9wY9I8ZUo

I can't wait, this movie is so good

stagnating
dead thread
dead chuuba

>>25080835
you arent in yah anon lel

>>25079520
wowie a long vocaroo! feels like a voicemail! cant wait for the movie, hope you enjoy your food and yeah the hollow knight soundtrack is godly, especially an area coming up soon it has such a beautiful atmosphere and song

they wish

>>25080953

>>25080581
me on the right

thffffffffpbblbllblbddlllbfb

kiki want some late night cake? fuck it is so cold here

>>25081157
woah that looks so yummy champ

>>25081157
homemade? what kind?

>>25081207
>>25081205
my mum made it for my brothers birthday but gave me like half of it, its chocolate and got m&m's and maltesers on top

>>25081256
nice, nothing like mom's baking

I'm also gonna sleep for just a bit longer until the stream and then do some drawing reps. I'm humbly requesting for just a tiddly winkle of a Kiki lucid dream, is that too much to ask?

What are you guys bringing for snacks?

>>25082255
Sammiches, pepsi, coffee and cigarettes.

I still have my pizza from yesterday and one more soadie pop. Down to my last couple of slices so I can't share with you this time Kiki, I'm sorry!

>>25082255
cawfe

>>25082570
>"what snacks are you bringing"
>cigarettes

>>25082255
Bout to whip up a stack of pancakes with blueberries banana and choc chips and whipped cream on top

>>25082255
ive got half a bag of sour skittles, i swear they didn't used to be smooth on the outside they used to be coated in sour stuff right i'm not crazy right?

>>25082255
pound cake and coffee because brekky

I miss winter here. I hardly ever had to leave my house except to occasionally shovel snow. Now I gotta leave weekly to cut my grass. I never wanna touch the grass, I think grass SUCKS

>>25084216
Man I wish I had that many ciggies

>>25084216
man wish I had some popcorn

Any other movies you wanna watch with her one day?

ordered some pizza for the first time in a long while, havent really had any since they introduced the calorie laws, but i havent had anything but soup in the morning and i guess this is a special occasion. should get here 15 mins in to the film.
>>25085179
champa no.. give up for kiki ogey? write a post here everytime you want to smoke instead

>>25086743
Labyrinth because she wanted to watch it, Made in Abyss movie(s and new season?)

>>25086871
>calorie laws

>>25086889
We recently watched the Made in Abyss movie on Cytube, but I'd be down to watch it again

>>25086931
bongland friend

>>25086871
>>calorie laws
where the fug do you live

>>25086871
what the fuck is a calorie law i'm asking my bongfriend RIGHT NOW

>>25087166
what, that cant be real

apparently theyre a thing in, you guessed it, new york and california as well

You gotta pay that fatty tax

you WILL be healthy and you WILL be happy

the skran footy market must be in ruins, how will those mighty ENGARLAND soldiers get their sustenance now?

>>25086871
>calorie laws

As a burger, this post put me in more danger of having a heart attack than the 5000 calorie pizza I had for breakfast

>>25087280
>>25087286
the pizza i wanted exceeded my permitted daily calorie limit, and im registered as a single occupant with the council tax for the 25% deduction, so i didnt have a loiconse anymore to order from the site
im trolling fooligan, the law just required they display calories on takeaway websites, and i realised pizza was even more fatty than i assumed they were

Im a bong and didnt know about calorie laws wtf, we are the fattest fuckers in europe though I think, fuckers better not take me greggs

These pixels are illegal in bongland, don't open!

>>25087506
calorie laws aren't real calorie laws can't hurt me calorie laws aren't real calorie laws can't hurt me calorie laws aren't real calorie laws can't hurt me calorie laws aren't real calorie laws can't hurt me

>>25087572
where did you get this picture of me???

>>25087341
I live here and I have never heard of this in my life

Ahhhhhh Little Man I don't wanna miss this one, TASKETE LITTLE MAN, you're the only one that can wake her up, onegai!

>>25087623
its for your own good citizen, you WILL eat the bug paste

>>25087674
a little more digging says the law just requires restaurants to post food calorie info.

Kiki I'm sorry, I can't HODL any longer. I wanted to share this delicious pizza with you but I'm getting hungry

Pleasently surprised that so many people came for a watchalong

>>25087753
don't bother me fooligan I need my beauty sleep

I sent a dono, made it will buzz her phone or something

i ate too many skittles and i felt a little acid come up into my mouth, kiki please save me

>>25088148
sour skittles, pop rocks, shitty energy drinks, emo buttrock music

We need to get her some sort of remote controlled alarm clock that the champys can activate at any time. It would vibrate uncontrollably to catch her attention when she falls asleep. Thoughts?

>>25088310
I have heard such devices are quite popular in long distance relationships.

>>25088310
A very humble plan, I like the way you think anon

>>25088310
Why has no one else thought of this sooner? I second this.

Kiki's starting 8th in the 500! Do wish her luck in the race!

>>25088578
who needs luck when she is the fastest racerist of all time

>>25088578
oh I forgot this was happening. good luck kikkers!

>>25088578
GOOOOOOOO KIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>25088578
shes the best racist after all!

COME ON KIKIIIIIIII

Kiki come back, yeah, any kind of goose could see
There was something in everything about you
Kiki come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

well she ain't sleeping tonight

>>25088880
uuuohhhhhhhhh i just want to say hi to me wifey

>>25088578
she's not doing so good champs, I'm starting to think this race is rigged

>>25089513
It's alright if Kiki doesn't win this race because she's already won my heart.

>>25089620
This. She's just being humble, everyone knows she's the #1 racist

>>25078498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uPoDNEn3I0

>>25089620
This post? I made it

Little Man 顔 で会

aggies got some blue lines btw

Mmmm yes, good time for draw reps

PODIUM FINISH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NUMBER 1 RACIST!!!!

WHAT PLACE? NICE

>>25090146
SCREENSHOT IT

>>25090165
3rd but we might have won the champyonship

make some screenshots for her

noooooooooooo

ah well we came close, still 3rd in the indy 500 is good, but we did well for a rookie, we came second by 7 points

it's ogey, she's learning to hide her power level

Kikichama now that you've finished your race can you please start the movie!?

kiki are you ogey are you ogey are you ogey kiki
kiki are you ogey are you ogey are you ogey kiki
kiki are you ogey are you ogey are you ogey kiki
youve been loved by, youve been smitten by
a smooth leporid

Maybe I should sleep for a bit too

20 minute nap turned 20 hour nap

Her first "nap" was potentially up to 10h long, obviously somewhat less than that. Now its been almost another 3h.

maybe a bun for bunday will do the trick

I overslept, but now that I'm awake you may start the stream, kiki

any minute now

>>25091737
kek

what did he see?

>>25092076
Kiki's book

Getting tired bros, and the regularly scheduled timeslot is coming up slowly. I think I'll try to have a nap now.

I'm ngmi Champs, been awake since before the Hollow Knight stream. Think I'm gonna hit the sack.

Why do humans even need sleep?

>>25093350
Turned out to be just a powernap. They're weird sometimes they don't even feel like you're asleep just 20min of hypnagogia.

Fun fact, apparently bull frogs never sleep

I have returned
was Kiki cute today?

>>25095790
yes, look
>>25079520

>>25095790
She was very very cute in her vocaroo, so I'm gonna say YES

imma take a bath and catch up with hollow knight vod after

Man I really had to take a huge shit right before the stream. I just came back, I'm glad I didn't miss it. Thanks for waiting for me Kiki.

Looking forward to the wakeup, it's always cute seeing flustered Kiki embarrassed about sleeping in

First one to name what song this is from a game Kiki recently streamed gets uh... ten chippies

https://voca.ro/1cWSpvCuWTdw

>>25095825
>>25095838
>>25079520
you were right she was extremely cute

>>25096400
megaman megamegamega megaman

i orderered food and ate'ed it alone :(

>>25096520
monster...

I had a productive time waging while she slept so I'm not complaining but it will be tricky finding the right and sufficient time to sleep to catch the next stream.

>>25096632
it was getting cold
sorry

My dumb sister that can't make her own youtube account has completely ruined my recommendations, its 80% the Johnny Depp trial.

>>25079520
So excited for the watchalong. And there's no way it can be boring especially a monty python watch along. The hollow knight ost is grand. Love it so much. Hope you're having comfy dreams.

>>25097382
I hate that gay celebrity worship shit. Luckily there is an easy fix to that anon, if you right click a recommendation, you can choose the option to "Do Not Recommend". That's how you inflict forced learning on YouTube's recommendation engine. It's the same way I've filtered pretty much every vtuber that isn't Kiki too. YouTube knows I fucking HATE vtubers who aren't Kiki and stopped recommending them.

>>25096506
Close enough. Your chippies, champ.

>>25097382
I haven't looked up or payed too much attention to the trial and I'm constantly seeing videos or tweets about it. Like i understand it's a big thing but I don't have to see over 100 things about it.

>>25097585
Yeah they're really pushing it hard on default youtube for some reason, hate that shit myself.

>>25097382
i've watched a few of these
I personally love it, seeing lying bitch get whats coming for her and after looking at it I am 100% convinced that bitch is a psychopath, she just emotes like someone trying to imitate a person emoting not actually feeling these emotions

>>25097382
>>25097545
You can also delete stuff from your youtube watch history

Who gives a shit about 3DPD normiefag shit

>>25097732
Not me, that's why I'm complaining. Thanks for the advice I'll try to cleanse it.

why must've it be a suicide autopilot..
>t. hospitalized oldfriend

>>25097923
better luck next time champ?

I will HODL...

I actually just got around to watching this Silksong trailer, looks fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQxwbZsL14Y

>>25098602
Yeah that looks great! Also that reminds me...

>>25098743
holy shit!

>>25098743
Didn't expect to actually be excited by this but i am.

Somewhat random, but this is my favorite platform game of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3mPs0WmTYs

I've never tried to emulate Xbox 360 games though

i fucking spilled ketchup on my keyboard and its everywhere god dammit

Konosuba season 3 officially confirmed.

>>25099812
Saw that but its only now in the works no release date

>>25098602
I love games about bugs, hollow knight, bug fables, pikmin...something about bug games is just super fun and interesting to me

>>25079520
>sorry *chuckles* I slept for ages

I wonder if she'll bump the watch-along till later after waking up

i miss kiki

>>25100744
You don't sleep 16 hours a day?

>>25102673
Soon champa lamp...

>>25103013
sometimes I do, with the only times I'm awake being kiki streams and then I sleep immediately after

I ate all my pistachios I was saving for the watchalong

>>25103850
I hit the liquor to get rid of tooth pain while I'm waiting for my work dental benefits to kick in. Watching Kiki do impressions from the other day to stop myself from fag-posting. Gotta noose the goose in your heart sometimes before it can HONK.

I was sitting on my couch listening to music on my phone, just letting it stream whatever songs it recommended, and some japanese song came on with some girl singing. And this girl was hitting some really high notes, so I looked at who the singer is. "Megurine Luka" it said. Googled her. It's a vocaloid. And it hit me, I was sitting here, listening to synthetic music sung by a robot, recommended to me by artificial intelligence, computed on some server miles away, wirelessly streamed to me through a pocket computer. And my wife is thousands of miles away, and all our activities together are digital, and we operate our relationship solely by means of a digital rabbit girl avatar. And I'm an emaciated, self-employed NEET who makes all his money by trading digitalized shares of megacorporations, the values of which are streamed to me via complicated graphs on digital screens, and I basically siphon credits to myself by harvesting fluctuations in the random noise from these squiggly lines that represent the workings of the global economy. All this to say, the dystopian, cyberpunk, blade-runner-esque future is NOW, and it's crazy and I kind of like it

>>25104382
yeah but it doesnt have enough neon lights and motorcycles and chinese/japanese letters on random billboards so its still lame

>>25104472
後西見事会いたいスピードちゃん具巣歩ぃ子媒体ふふんききが大好き私は死にたいききとセックスするお願い誕生日おめでとう

>>25104609
and a ching chong nip nong to you

>>25104609

Where discord?

>>25104609
>>25104710
o-only kiki?

And soon, we will have a Kiki in every living room!

>>25104710
>>25104751
Idk what it's supposed to say overall either, but:
>ききが大好き
"I love kiki"
>私は死にたい
"I want to die"'
>ききとセックスする
"Have sex with kiki"
>the rest
I don't know, but based on the above snippets... b-based?

>>25104868
oh ogey, i retract the only kiki

Idk I turned on my Japanese keyboard and just started mashing shit. I agree with the above statements.

>>25104472
I mean there are quite a few lights depending on where you live. The japanese letters, not yet. But most important part is the digital waifus, and all of us are already there

>>25104936
Digital wife is the most important part, I don't care for any of that other gay basedkaf

I will try sleeping some
wake me up if Kiki stars being cuter than usual

>>25105085
I estimate she'll be up within the next 2 hours or so

>>25105085
wake up, i know for certain at this very moment she's cuter than usual

Imagine Kiki getting all grumpy about a jar being too hard to open and asking you to open it for her. Then she gets all embarrassed about having puny women's grip strength when you open it effortlessly.

>>25105426
[all pouty]
>i dont want (whatevers in the jar) anymore

rabbit getting his vitamin d

>>25105571
this is fake

rabbit getting her vitamin D
https://files.catbox.moe/bq0qy5.mp4

Rook champy! Kani chippie!

>>25105665
this is real

>>25105665
how did you get this video of me?

>>25105665
it only counts if you finish inside

I hope this doesn't become another Labyrinth / Cowboy Bebop

>>25106902
>cowboy bebop
I forgor...

>>25096400
FUCK YEAH
SICK STORM EAGLE COVER MY DUDE

>>25107152
Hey man, thanks a ton! And also grats on being the first to name the song. I already gave away the chippies, but feel free to have some of the crab chips I posted earlier. Arigatou!

>>25107152
>>25107236
i wrote this post, give them to me now

here, for everyone, just opened a fresh party size bag of cool ranch doritos

>>25107345
Here go. It really takes a lot to pour emotion into every individual note. Even in recording I've been a giant pain in the ass artist type to any producer I've worked with because I prefer to not know what the fuck I'm actually trying to do. The fear and adrenaline makes the take better because I know I'm unequiped to do what I'm supposed to, but I rely on subconscious competence a lot in lieu of actually practicing anything. I prefer to be on an emotional rollercoaster of "oh god I'm fucking garbage but I can't let the hells beneath sweep my feet from under me". There are so many fuck ups and mistakes that are actually beautiful that in recording, I want them to be there. Or I'm a lazy degenerate idk. Maybe both.

>>25107814
Jesus christ my new phone takes every pic sideways and it namefags me even more than I ever intended to -_-

>>25107643
I'll let you go if you tell me which came first.
Ranch or Cool Ranch.

What's everyone doing to pass the time?

>>25108056
shitposting here. I'm down to do cytube for a bit if anyone wants.

>>25107988
that's easy, the ranch of course

>>25108211
You stupid bitch. You stupid fucking bitch. I can't believe how dumb you are. Jesus Christ, I can't believe how fucking dumb you are. You are the dumbest motherfuc-

>>25108056
watching some show with my friend that he's been buggin me about

>>25108211
actually.. I looked it up and you're right

>>25108405
i always loved you

Not sure if anyone here digs black metal or anything, but this obscure niche russian ass shit is probably my all time favorite piece for the genre. Released in the very early 2000's I beleeb. If you already dig that shit, this is for you. https://youtu.be/VGtrqJP0ZO8

>>25108476
you too no homo

>>25108211
That rabbit looks very intelligent

i hope she's resting well, her body is probably feeling the effects of those energy drinks/her little cold/never sleeping all at once

>>25110124
She's definitely gonna get fat if she keeps drinking them

>>25107345
LIAR
>>25107814
>There are so many fuck ups and mistakes that are actually beautiful that in recording
that's why we call it SOVL. it's not just a meme, it really is SOVL and i think you did amazing. wish i was good enough to play megaman ost on the guitar lol

Baking

I demand bread

>>25111984
Did you eat all your veggies first?

Awww... so I search for Kiki occasionally to check if she's talked about in other threads and not only did we have literal record low schizo/rrat posting about her this week, there's apparently a numberfag that fell in love with her last thread-only zatsu when she kept kissing us for minutes straight.

RAB AWAKENS

NEW:

>>25112143
>>25112143
>>25112143

>>25112129
do not talk back to me fool

>>25112258
You cannot eat your bread, unless you eat your veggies first