/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

luv me music channel
give me my brap cycle

I miss my Priestess... I hope she's having a great break...

I hope my fox comes back soon, if he's not here for Fubuki's anniversary I'll consider him dead.

>>25116949
You're in luck, Ayame is back!

>>25122292
But when is kitsune coming back

good morning sers
just won a little silver kek statue on /biz/ by getting trips with mikochi

Bet's up for what will probably be Goomba's only AI vs AI match.

My trader lost all my trades on refresh? Is the auto trader not the server trader or something?

>>25124016
Oh I can see that it's still doing trades. That's a pretty awful implementation if the clients can't get the data for what is actually being traded.

Bet's up for rematch.

>>25124201
Just hard refresh, should fix it when it's showing blank.

>>25124399
That doesn't do anything as I was already on the autotrader update. Issue here is browser crashed firefox has some retard moment and deletes site cache or something. This removes the trades setup from my cache so the trader is blank but the server is obviously still trading them. If I want to do any trades now I have to redo the entire thing because the server doesn't send the client what the current trades are when you refresh.

>>25126154
>the server doesn't send the client what the current trades are when you refresh.
yes it does, just refresh the page

>>25126227
And it works this time? Fucking ok, only did it on the sixth time and after two hard refresh.

>>25126304
idk what's happening with yours but mine got a few seconds of waiting for my trades to show up. maybe that will help yours next time

>>25129718
I waited a minute between each refresh so who knows

>>25110641

>>25126154
>Issue here is firefox
Edge just crashed on me because Acrobat had >4 GB virtual memory committed with 2 fucking PDFs open and I was actually trying to use RAM while editing video. NASFAQ always shows logged out if it's the tab I had highlighted when it restores the session, one refresh and the trader comes back with all rules intact.
Are any of the libre PDF readers any good? Last time I tried one it had serious compatibility/rendering issues, but that was well over a decade ago...

>>25131766
I'm not using edge for normal browsing and I already use it for rl stuff and youtube videos. No idea if its what you need but I typically just use sumatrapdf if I'm not trying to modify a pdf

>>25131766
I'm still not over the fact that fucker dropped gaachama on us a few weeks before gacha was added

>>25131766
>Are any of the libre PDF readers any good?
I use Sumatra. It runs fine, and I typically need anywhere from 3 to 20 PDFs open at once for work.

>>25131918
>>25133051
thonx bebs, I'll try it out. Whatever fuckery I'd done to make Acrobat Pro work has stopped working, so it can fuck right off either way.

>>25122617
I am so unbelievably jealous right now

>He's not buying Ayamycoin right now

night, /nasfaq/!

Some of these coins were definitely bought x5 by anons who forgot to lower the multicoin before sleeping

L-live...

gay nasfaq sex

>>25134249
that look is so unique, what does it convey, "im angry you picked the wrong hole, but now sickened but curious"

>>25140846
Sooo... Are we also /feet/ now...?

>>25141259
not yet. soon

>>25141259
mmmm housewife Kanata's feet

You don't need to shit

>>25145065
ohhhh i need to shit

Finally... home...
https://www.twitch.tv/holofightz

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 15)
>Ayame :: $18,704.15
>Marine :: $14,569.52
>Ui :: $6,032.50

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 51)
>Nabi :: -$42,132.35
>Gura :: -$19,726.68
>Okayu :: -$13,352.79

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,879.21
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,169.01
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,658.09

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and go watch HoloFightZ right now.

First bet's up.

>>25132118
was that a certified honk drawing?

nothing's worth to buy and the greens are dogshit

I have no idea why Roboco is worth so much

>>25146880
the real greens are on the betting tab

>>25146880
i disagree

>>25146880
retard

>>25142604
Always have been.

Fucking Treerat stealing my money.

Risu bill doko?

>>25149622
same

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

As a reminder for those gambling, Royal Rumble bet won't go up until #20 enters and there's 5 or fewer left. The betting window will also be very short, so be ready.

It's possible for Mumei to run in and interrupt this match. It will be refunded if that happens.

betting board updated https://betting-iscringe.github.io/

>Ayame streamed Molly
Wow I forgive her for her absence I love Ojou

>>25158823

Hope everyone had fun gambling.

>>25159830
It was fun, thanks BBB

Every single time I look at my graph I laugh. I'm so bad at this game.

Live!

>>25160365
That dip was due to one small mistake that had a large effect, don't be too hard on yourself because of it

guys the truth is that i like to smell my own feet
kunka kunka

>>25166489
so long as it doesn't arouse you it's ok anon

I was catching up with the last thread.
>>25037230
Best nasfaq ship is back?

>>25166890
no but i get aroused when i put on women's clothes and imagine a big strong nasfaq man taking me by force. Am I going to be ok?

>>25167249
who is this

>>25167249
The sad part is people like this actually exist.

>>25167579
whyd you respond making fun of that post with the trans shark

>>25167249
I see

>>25167579
yes I do actually exist....I am not being ironic which is why its best for me to not answer the question above you lmao

>>25167665
>making fun of that post
I didn't, I just said this type of people actually exists.
>>25167711
Don't worry anon, In my opinion, it's understandable, everyone has their own kinks and shouldn't be ashamed of them. Even if they are a springboard from the norm.
Imagine mistyping captcha for like 8 times, kek.

>>25167249
I'm imagining bending you over the leaderboard and spanking you with all my strength

>>25168521
th-thank you so much master for my spanking!

>>25169164
Damn the heimin has gotten a lot sluttier in the last couple of weeks.

You better not be posting with Kanata just to give heimin an even worse rep for being slutty than we already have or we're gonna have a problem.

>>25169253
not a wrong reputation

>>25169253
I don't see anything untrue about the rep you have.

a network

>>25169164
Too bad for you that tease is all you're gonna get from me. I already have someone special

Good afternoon nasfaq!
Was anyone else at Anime Boston this weekend? I was very busy and picked up a couple little things!

>>25169350
I'm on there!

>>25169691
Good afternoon!
I wasn't, but I'll be trying to get into DoKomi by buying tickets off acquaintances who couldn't go. My bets are on them selling it on the secondary market though, it'll likely fetch several times the buying price.

草薙系列 - Kusanagi Keiretsu Announcement
Mutual fund, dividend sharing group.
Mark: [草]

Member List:
Avarice
Blasphemer
East Aldernard Trading Co.
Kanamori
Mas F
Multi-Level Marketing
Orca Conservation Inc
Potato

We would like to announce the formation of a new consortium, the Kusanagi Keiretsu, which aims to share financial assets via a dividend rotation to help the players within our group to grow networth, and trading strategies in order to oshicoin harder.

Floor ID 390925fa-828b-45ea-a7aa-d7cdc73112e4

>>25170298
but what does this have to do with towa

>>25170298

>>25170298
yooooo check it outttt new faggot list dropped

>>25170298
You didn't include the part where we kindly ask people to not make fun of us.

>>25170298
>israel
Is membership by invitation or open to application?

>>25170298
OH SHIT ISRAEL

>>25170476
As a lurker who doesn't really play, this is pretty funny.

still not seeing what that has to do with towa

>>25170396
Forgot to include this

>>25170900
thank u for showing me what it has to do with towa i rest my statement

Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from all active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• Reminder: you can request individual user ledgers, either as images or .csv files! Just message Triangle or Clocks.
• Kusanagi Keiretsu has debuted! Their members are denoted by light green.

>Game Activity
• There have been 213 players who made at least a single transaction in the past week, which is 11 less than last week.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
Before we proceed, I should note that the Returns Report is still a work-in-progress. In its finished state, the Returns Report will also include losses/gains of net worth due to gacha, betting, and market fluctuations, painting a whole and complete picture of individual components that caused your net worth to change over the week.
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

Due to peculiarities of the data collection, there is a single case in which an active account would not be featured in the Returns Report, even with an open wallet. All three conditions have to be fulfilled:
• Account was created last year.
• Account’s wallet is open.
• Account never bought a coin.
In this single case, that account would need to be manually added. No active accounts fulfill those conditions right now. Nevertheless, if you do not appear in the Returns Report and would 1) want to 2) fulfill three criteria above, please send a direct message to Triangle Consulting.


>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 22.05.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 29.05.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 28.05.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It is harder to notice, but it has a massive impact as it makes up for roughly 1/4th of the total profits of higher-ranked players. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.

>>25170990
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price. Oshicoiners and high-ranked players, respectively, thrust themselves into buying coins above their average prices if they want to convert liquid into coins for long-term dividend profits.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

>>25171012
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report is a work-in-progress and thus has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

>>25171034
>Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited. This is reinforced by the need to spend liquid to be able to hold coins that will generate profits over time in an exponential manner, stifling the profitability of trading higher-up.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
As you can see, wallet appreciation starts being the main driving force of late-game income. This trend will deepen as long as dividends remain stagnant.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

>>25171034
c-c-combo breaker

>>25171071

>>25170990
Hey, I'm on there!

>>25171090
How could this happen to me?

>>25170492
Send a DM to me and we can discuss

>>25171062
Thanks as always for the reports.

>>25170298
based oshicoiners

>it's literally impossible to make another group! It's pointless to even try! It'll never happen!

>>25171753
please look at the time it took for one to form

>>25169283
>>25169309
I'm! Not! Slutty!
Also thank you for the trading overview! I always have a hard time finding myself on it for some reason, but then am pleasantly surprised at how I am doing.

dear honk + devs.
please check the server side trader cooldowns, i think it's skipping cycles; caught mine in a 2min cooldown without the "gray", turn it off and on , then it bought properly with the gray. thanks

>>25172064
that happens when changing trades sometimes, check your activity to make sure

>>25171823
if you join one of the breeding groups you'll get a highlight by your name and a bunch of liquid

>>25172111
yup it happens. did a quick look and saw these two. looks rare enough though so not that urgent.

>>25172193
do you think the takodachi have a mitsubishi symbol womb tattoos?

>>25172193
Zaibatsu are basically just stimmies but all the time and I've already been conditioned into having zero respect for stimmies.

>>25172435
nope. they got tramp stamps

>>25170990
>Zaibatsu fags get their own special colors.
I hereby announce the formation of 金蝶団体 - Kinchou Dantai, a group consisting solely of me, myself and I. Mark: [金]

The goals of my group are to make terrible financial decisions and shit on other zaibatsus.

>>25172704
Sounds interesting, can I join?

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 30,709,732, a 0.77% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 465,299. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,654,035 shares, or 8.64% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 68,703 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 56):
>Shion :: +7.2%
>Nana :: +6.2%
>Moona :: +5.5%
>Choco :: +3.2%
>Ina'nis :: +3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 10):
>Ayame :: -8.9%
>Ollie :: -4.2%
>Mumei :: -1.9%
>Iofi :: -1.7%
>Ui :: -1%


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $245,203.53, which is a decrease of 2.87% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $892,673,870,396.37, which is an increase of 1.85% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $29,068.11. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $108,349,280,292.60 in total market value, or 12.14% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $653,296,701.38 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 42):
>Ui :: +32.6%
>Marine :: +30%
>Calliope :: +29.3%
>Ayame :: +27.6%
>Towa :: +15.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 24):
>Nabi :: -78.3%
>Mumei :: -34.9%
>Gura :: -26.8%
>Shion :: -26.8%
>Okayu :: -25.9%


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $1,188,025,998, which is a decrease of 19.65% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $913,039,271.46 today, an increase of 3.4% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 17):
>Fauna :: +29.9%
>Nabi :: +5.7%
>Lui & Mio :: +4.7%
>Ayamy :: +3.8%
>Lamy :: +3.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Civia, Rushia, Suisei, Towa, Calliope) adjusted green, but are still trending upward.
>7 coins (Kanaeru, Kiara, Rurudo, Pochimaru, Kovalskia, Aqua, Nene) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.

>54 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Gura :: $588.42 Up
>Ayame :: $561.40 Down
>Shion :: $525.48 Up
>Nabi :: $481.99 Up
>Okayu :: $448.52 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Rushia :: $1.27 Up
>Noel :: $3.77 Down
>Civia :: $4.69 Up
>Koyori :: $4.71 Up
>Kovalskia :: $13.41 Up

Overall Average movement was $24.32 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $68.77 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$189.09 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shipsot responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>25172704
I wanna join too. I just joined the top 500, please be gentle.

>>25173111
>Towa adjusted green but is still trending upward.
>Rurudo adjusted, but is now above her pre-adjustment value.
Basically all me.

>>25171753
I also assume that people are now considering it due to the perspective of mutual funds down the line.
>>25172465
Miyatsuko halted its dividends sharing since a month or so ago. Besides, the idea was much, much more than just dividends sharing, it was just a means to an end.
>>25172704
>group
>noun
>any collection or assemblage of persons or things; cluster; aggregation;
Get yourself one more active player (who's not an alt) and I'll place you there. Such as >>25173063.

Also, since the new group debuted, I decided to go back to active trading this one week. I'll try to check on my Zhonkbot regularly and will no longer 10x Mori non-stop, instead just slightly preferring her to other coins, as in the old days. Just to have a last blaze of glory before real life makes such a thing completely impossible. So, to people out there who were interested in beating me back in the day - now is your chance to do it fair and square.

>>25173342
> now is your chance to do it fair and square
When does report cutoff start? I wouldve stopped 10xing if I knew you were coming back

>>25173342
>>25172704
You heard the man, let me in the Kinchou Dantai! I'm in the top 50 and a shitty trader who makes terrible financial decisions!
I hope things go well irl Mr. Deadbeat! Congratulations on whatever you're going into!!!! Make the most of it!

>>25173063
>>25173162
What no, I'm solo. Clan kids are gay.
>>25173342
>Get yourself one more active player (who's not an alt) and I'll place you there.
>>25173063
>>25173162
Hey guys good news, you're in. Grab your wallets, suit (mark?) up, and stand there and look pretty so I can collect benefits.

>>25173653
20:00 GMT+0, so 4 hours or so ago. It's likely at most 1-3 million in losses depending on which coin you were oshicoining.

>>25173776
I was 10xing 2 coins...

>>25173734
Wallet grab, mark applied, standing here looking pretty!
Leaderboard needs to update

>>25173848
I'll ask a certain Fandead to maybe generate a separate excerpt from the database if it comes down to the wire. I've also 8x'd Mori for 1.5 hours before deciding to go all out.

>>25173342
>Besides, the idea was much, much more than just dividends sharing, it was just a means to an end.
Being gay?

>>25173907
Yesss, my minion. The Dantai will be a place of hope for even the newest of newfags. A stronghold for the culmination of a worker's union unlike any other!
The other groups thought themselves wise, their victories concluded. For only recruiting the cream of the crop?
There are no backalley Discord calls in the Kinchou Dantai! No auctionhouse exploitation! Not even gayposting will occur within these hallowed walls!
When shorting and other such options strike, we will release like the Zerg tides! All will hear our names, but none will remember them! We will shit on all other zaibatsus, regardless of financial ruin!

>>25174698
Easily the most based zaibatsu.

>>25174698
Okay, I'm in now, I will continue making terrible decisions and not going up in the leaderboard! LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>25174698
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
Are we allowed to leave at any time? Asking for a friend

>>25170298
Look, the poors are organizing!

>>25175113
I wish them the best, I do love me a good underdog story. And I was once in their shoes, having started the game late and having to brutally climb the ranks. I've been following some of them for a while, and they have some really good traders. Without a doubt, they'll each reach top 100 at least if they put their minds to it.

>>25172704
>The goals of my group are to make terrible financial decisions and shit on other zaibatsus.
I'm in.

>>25170298
congratulations on the debut!

>>25170990
>kusanagi keiretsu
more like kusogaki keiretsu, time for a rape correction

can I speedlearn Japanese to understand Salome before she fades out into obscurity? Like a month or something?

>>25175022
Leave? If you weren't allowed to leave, people might actually consider whether they want to join or not. That's no good!
The Kinchou Dantai will always value decisions made with as little thought as possible!
Whether you're coming or going like some cheap whore, all is permissible!
Until in-game group features are added. I take no responsibility for any radical changes in management structure that may occur at that time.

>>25174878
>>25175417
Welcome aboard! Complementary towels are on the left. There is no orientation.

>>25176377
I think you're in the wrong thread, this is /nasfaqg/ not /#/.

>>25176420
numberfags don't watch streams

>>25176560
neither does nasfaq

>>25173342
>So, to people out there who were interested in beating me back in the day - now is your chance to do it fair and square.
Seeing my current performance, I dont think I have much of a chance there anymore. I'll try but i dont really expect much.

>>25176377
sure, just get a japanese gf

>>25176377
you're not missing out on much, nips are just having a collective retard moment right now for some reason

>>25176743
her humour reminds me of Eilene

>>25176413
Thank you for letting me know I'm free to leave and be a cheap whore, glad to be a part of your group! I am ready to make HORRIBLE financial decisions!

>>25170298
hey, it's avarice with the newfags he groomed on the youtuber discord, nice
looking forwards to the kururugi zaibatsu

>>25176413
>The Kinchou Dantai will always value decisions made with as little thought as possible!
Holy fuck I have finally found my home, my family!

>>25177008
>avarice groomed a bunch of newfags on dicksword
and here I thought he was a ditz... how dangerous...

>>25177160
retards are always the most dangerous

>>25177160
he has come so far.. I feel sort of proud of him!

Confess to Sister Koyo.

>>25177008
Wrong, I can confirm Avarice groomed me directly on the site's dms. With zero foreplay, if I may add

>priestess's personal fuckharem
>avarice's personal fuckharem
why are nasfaq players all submissive whores?

>>25179927
I want to be in between the kenzoku heimin sandwich.

>>25180363

>>25180331
Where's MY personal fuckharem?

>>25180393
Looks like you've gotta start a company.

>>25180393
you have to go out there and get it yourself

>>25180390
Close enough but pretty similar to that yeah.

>>25180331
Nasfaq is a game about money and power. You either have enough of those to get anyone you want, or there is someone else who will dominate you.
With that being said, Honk, when can I buy players?

>>25110616
neat

>>25185100
why is this ominous

ohhh rurudo

>>25181904
holy shit I want to be bought by someone and used as their personal sex slave so bad

>>25170990
>770m
>can be divided by 35

nightRyS, /nasfaq/!

>>25177008
I DMed everyone around my networth to see if they were interested in joining me, it just happened that 3 of them are from that youtuber's discord

>>25190427
Really? With no restriction or standard in mind?

>>25192491
them replying to my dm is the minimum requirement

>>25170298
>avarice

>>25171012
>nenepro in the middle, being adorably retarded

>>25190427
>>25192547
But, I didn't receive any dm...

>>25170298
I want a mutual fund that's mainly just for fooling around

>>25193816
Come with me then, I'm only in for CHAOS.

>>25193915

>>25194046
mating press

I want in the Kenzoku-Heimin group

I didn't get a DM and I am retarded, what gives?

>>25194973
you're not retarded enough

>>25190427
I just realized I got a DM... it was last month...

>>25196395
offer still up Wooper Wednesday?

>>25195978
WATASHI VERY RETARDED DESU WA

>>25170298
Discord fags vs Priestess retards

Shit going to be hilarious. I expect a good amount of shitting on each other. Good look to both sides.

>>25196981
ok but what does this have to do with suisei

>>25197154
They will be shitting and pissing on each other.

I didn't get a dm...

>>25197244
gross

>>25196505
Yes

>>25179927
I'm unironically in a parasocial relationship with the thread

>>25170298
What's the average wrist size?

How hard can it be to add a DM notification, Honk? Trial Dev? Anybody? It's just a damn popup.

>>25198013
>avarice started it
If it was possible to have negative wrist size, they would

Pagi!

Who people even check DMs? I sure don't. Automate everything.

>>25198592
Kireretsu niggas be like

Alright, allow me to set the record straight and clear up any misconceptions.
Unlike the GAY Globohomo agenda Miyatsuko, the KK is actually composed of the 8(pending) straightest players in the entirety of Nasfaq.
We have never, and will never, engage in "ERPing" or heaven forbid, "Gayposting" in either the thread, the GC or any other unnamed platforms of communication.
We love pussy, vagina's and biological women, as God himself intended.

>DM notification
For what?

>>25198954
Oh guess I am out then

>>25198652
Pagibot, please join me on the search of a Pagi gf, and who knows, maybe we'll reach new records.

>>25198954
It isn't possible for you to have the 8 straightest players, because I'm not in it, and I am the straightest player in all of NASFAQ.
I will also not be joining.
Good luck, though.

>>25198954
>the KK is actually composed of the 8(pending) straightest players in the entirety of Nasfaq.
>avarice
yeah, sure

>>25199637
Clocks is the gay one and avarice is the straight one so it balances out

>>25199707
Doesn't matter who takes it up the ass, it's still gay

>>25198954
> KK is actually composed of the 8(pending) straightest players
>Avarice the "call him L because the rest of it is inside me"
>Alde the "Becoming a femboy lives rent free in my head"

[ANNOUNCEMENT]

The Returns report archive has been updated!

that is all!

ohhhh i need to shit

Good morning nasfaq!

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

I miss applause...

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 17)
>Aqua :: $16,500.94
>Gura :: $15,400.47
>Hololive :: $12,060.05

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 49)
>Calliope :: -$10,891.74
>Ui :: -$9,623.91
>Kiara :: -$8,195.71

Overall Average Adjustment is -$523.05
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,135.42
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,486.20

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and somebody figure out where all the greens are going.

>>25201834
As always, thank you very much for your morning view!

how retarded are my trades?

>>25201567
Did he quit?

>>25202656
We technically all did now that server-trader is out

>>25202129
How do you like mine?

>Been suggesting dividend overhaul for literally a year now, offering a way for the dividend system to be reworked in ways that are already accounted for in-system.
>But the seasons autist, who probably doesn't even play the fucking game, gets their idea considered and put on the dev docket, despite it being 100x more effort to implement.
I might be a bit upset.

>>25203291
どんまい

>>25203291
Sorry, not everyone has good ideas

>>25202732
>Honk implements server-side trader in effort to revive the game
>It actually kills the playerbase instead.
Pottery.

>>25203405
Everything honk considered fun so far have been, all, not fun. There were good suggestions including the dividends change into holos' stream activity but literally one(1) anon went against and went into mental gymnastics of tantrum as to why it is bad and not fun, and as why changing the multipliers or numbers of the now existing dividends system is better.

>>25203732
i remember that. what's worse is that anon probably doesn't even play anymore and is only oshicoining and getting good divs with the metacoins

>>25203960
why do you think that?

I want to scrap all my items (nuts, webcams, burgers, e.t.c) and then use the scrap to craft/buy my oshi's items at lesser rate (like, 3 scraps for 1 item).

>>25204038
just assumed because of how he was so against about the idea proposed and how good the dividends give of the metacoins. the metacoins doesn't stream

>>25204106
miko, pekora, subaru and noel stream

>>25204224
dont really consider them as metacoins

>>25204246
they are metacoins numbers 3 to 6 after mori and suisei

>>25204246
why dont you? they are very meta

can someone explain aqua price though? I havent touched it in like a month or 2 because i kept thinking it would drop to 20k but it never did

>>25204246
They absolutely are metacoins. Pekora was a metacoin since a long, long time and Subaru/Miko were often overlooked, "secondary" metacoins. Look at their performance, especially their dividends to price, and if you can, also at their daily swings, since they dip every now and then.
>>25204385
With uncapped adjustments the "floor", or the "base value" of a coin can change drastically. You could see it with Nabi, where she spiked to ~60k since her 0 views/0 subs price was 22k.
Those "base" prices to my knowledge aren't really inherent to a coin or their parameters, it's just a value a coin trends towards, and I think that the coin prices are set on adjustment-to-adjustment basis... which is why Aqua, after spiking so hard right after being uncapped, never fully went down. This is my little theory, anyways, I can be wrong here.

Anyone interested in joining my mutual fund? It's called Radiant Funds [輝] and we mainly invest in coins who are most likely to be in the Radiant/Sentinel side of Dota.

>>25203732
ill argue that changing the divs with stream activity will not change anything due to my feeling that most holos are dead and the goddamn small div pool but at the same time, change is always good and i like updates so yes please.

>>25204048
TOWA HAT FOR 2 REFINED

>>25204784
>most holos are dead
only EN

>>25203732
I was talking more about past proposals to allow dividends to go negative during a bad streaming week, but I suppose that's more or less just a harsher version of what they were suggesting.

>>25204814
DEMODEMOPAN! DEMODEMOPAN! DEMOPAN!

Stout Shako is a craft hat I'll give you 1.33 ref for it.

Point, Laugh, you can get yours if you DM me or tri

>>25205721
Oh I'd DM you but it wouldn't be for my ledger you little ____

eh could be worse

>>25206143
Little what? Come on them DM me, or are you scared?

As per request, posting it in the thread.

>>25206498
I don't get why you interact with them, all nasfaq players are just talk at the end of the day.

>>25206873
Short asnwer: im bored
long asnwer: I usually dont, but at the moment im bored

Here is proof Ina can make good jokes

>>25208553
but that's nothing anon, so she doesn't have any

>>25205721
Post mine pussy, you won't do it.

>>25208591
But I paid money for it...

>>25208752
people pay money for nothing all the time

>>25208895
My memberships and superchats have value!

>>25206498
I'm going to fucking mating press you.

>>25208591
It doesn't matter if she's funny or not when she makes my dick this hard

>>25209682
that wasn't the topic but go off

ohhh rurudo

>>25206652

Boy, it's been a while since I've made one of these posts huh? Really, I should've been able to 2 weeks ago, but alas mistakes were made at the time.
Regardless, I have finally hit 10m networth! It's funny, it took me about 2 weeks to go from 3m to 6m the first time, but I dumpster myself down to 3m and I get to 10m in the same amount of time. Calling that Aqua, Gura and Hololive would all spike was certainly a big factor here though, hahaha.
Once again I am glad that I didn't take a stimmy to get back to where I was. Working my way back up has been a very satisfying experience, and I feel even more proud of myself for it. I do admittedly still feel a little robbed, but what can you do.
NASFAQ TANOSHII! MAHJONG TANOSHII! Keep enjoying the game everyone! Don't let your spark die out!

>>25211991
this post was good until the spoiler and then it sucked

>>25212029
Heh.

>>25211991
death to mahjong

>>25211257

>>25211991
DEATH TO MAHJONG

>>25211991
Thank you for making yet another milestone post, it's really inspiring to see someone be so enthusiastic about the game. Keep up the good work, proud of you!

Intact Heimin Nasfaq GF

>new zaibatsu
>gayposting
>even more zaibatsushitters

>>25212543
the correct term is keiretsu

>>25197244
you want it to be fresh not having touched any porcelain
piss in a jar you whore

>>25212369
I'm glad at least one person likes them. Thank you for the kind words, and actually replying to the post seriously instead of just focusing on the spoiler!
I really do have a lot of fun with this game.

>>25200772
early auction house was a wild west of gay lewdness

>>25212841
I'm glad you can have fun! Seeing someone else having fun with the game makes me feel like I have fun with it too, and I have been lately. I'm sure many more people appreciate your posts, they just don't express it!

there was another one where avarice went "you never ask me for consent" and clocks went "whenever i ask you say i own your soul already and can do whatever i want" but i didnt screencap it

>>25212892
please let me forget this already

>>25211991
I remember making a milestone post for 5m...Godspeed man. Next goal is 50M!

>>25212768
What you are not aware of is that when she sits down, a secret pipe with a funnel starts gathering every drop of piss she makes. When she is finishing peeing, the funnel instantly hides. I've been collecting her piss like this for a year now and she doesn't know anything about it.

>>25211991
ganbarre mystery heimin you have more soul than the 100-200 bracket i await you at the top

>>25213325
hontoni gomene for having no soul

>>25212892
LMAO fucking based Avarice is nothing more than a sissy cocksleeve for the top 30~ players.

>>25204691
Which ever side my Oshi is on, she is always radiant.

>>25211991
What about Dota?

>>25213318
>no other images found
that had best be schmaltz

>>25211991
Congratulations for making it to the 10mil club!
GLORY TO MAHJONG, LONG LIVE MAHJONG

>>25212938
you mean >>20830861 ?

I can't open market or profile on any browser, I've clearly local caches on both. Can anyone remember how to fix this?

>>25214836
Oh you wish it was schmaltz (▰˘◡˘▰)

>>25212226
oshicoining poorfags are always cute...

>>25215612
yeah

I miss my Priestess... I hope she's doing everything she needed for herself...

>>25216553
I guess you are an exception to the rule

cant believe im watching null get groomed into a relationship in real time

>>25217771
it should've been me...

>>25217863
is that....? is the foxman back?

>>25217938
not him, I'm just posting le tired cat saying how it should've been me to get a fandead gf

foxman doko...

i miss the foxman...

But Fandeads can't love Fandeads, that's forbidden love!

Glory to Mahjong (South, 4p, 5+20s)
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87565

tasukete, haatons are only funny on networth graphs

>>25219404
That's a very cute cat. I like that cat.

>>25219277
1 spot left!

a network

Autotrader doesn't wait for everything to be off cd anymore it just fires when the first thing is up. It only happens the first time if you change stuff but it's still weird.

>>25221751
>397 Towa buys
>10x Towa all day
I'm a bit suspicious of this new trader.

>>25221825
at least you don't have 330

>>25221751
I'm on there!

>>25221825
Why is this bitch eating her makeup

>>25221951
oral fixation

>>25221751
>39 Civia trades
>36 Choco trades
>Both ran the exact same time
>Lui is also behind like 10 trades
This server side trader drops cycles more than I EVER did with the client-side trader.

>>25221825
I'm refollowing up my post with the fact that my history isn't showing any purchases equivalent to 7 Towa being bought. Think your script might be in a funk or my history is lying to me.

>>25202656
No, I'm alive

>>25219404
>>25222082
pic rel, I checked the timestamps and no cycles were missed even though the graph shows they were. something is lying. It's coin duping all over again.

>>25221751
Feels strange not being in the network while trading.

>>25222239
Let's see who got it >>25222222

>>25222360
dear god

Aki's having a live in two days with many guests to celebrate her 4th anniversary

>>25222471
Aki's dividends!

>>25222567
Delicious!

>>25222082
it’s a prime, guess zhonk corrected your trades…

>>25221751
>280 $ENEN
>10x all day
The broker better start running, because I'm coming for their ass

>>25222805
Hmm, honk might just be autofixing things serverside even if we don't seem them go through, guess that's a solution.
Thanks as always for the networks.

>>25222858
>running
a slightly fast paced jog should be enough to lose you

Who wants to start a succubus corp, we will sell our bodies to horny top 50 players until we eventually replace them after drying up their semen reserves bank accounts

Are Kiara and Ina hidden metacoins?

>>25223828
always has been

ohhh rurudo

>>25223792
h-hot...

>>25223871
Ina is probably the biggest en shitcoin aside from sana (for obvious reasons) what the fuck are you talking about?

>>25224002
no matter how high ina goes, there is always someone 10xing her. This means Ina will always rise in value. it is literally free money

>>25222201
Will look into it, all rules resolve to one coin, your wallet is truly unique in that regard…
>>25223022
>honk autofixing things
dyrbi

>>25223828
>>25224002
>open leaderboard
>look at #1
>he literally has more ina than any other coin
>hell, he has more ina than anyone
>>>>>>>>>not meta
I won't fall for this fud, buying ina as we speak

>>25221751
It has been acknowledged

>>25224102
I don't really understand, but is my wallet really unique? That kinda makes me happy.

>>25224102
If there's one thing I've done consistently wrong since the start of the game, it is having faith in honk, so yes, I do believe.
Guess I'll wake up early tomorrow to autistically track my trader manually without API calls.
>>25224498
>ring on finger
Damn, okay.

>>25224548
shhhh let the fandead enjoy their forbidden love

>>25224689
I don't really mind, just funny how things change.

Hello

>>25224773
How did things change exactly?

>>25224811
hi

>>25224811
Yo

>>25224820
Just how people's stances and opinions change with time.

>>25224811
omg hie!

>>25224811
You can tell that this is smiles because the aqua in the picture is in fact, smiling

>>25223563
Say that again, I dare you. I double dare you!

>>25224548
no need to do that, at least if you're concerned about oshicoining... you bought 400 towa on the dot
>>25224498
Yes at least when creating the network, basically the exact opposite to heimin...

>>25224966
you're so smart anon heres a cute image from me

>>25225070
*You* say that again you're probably so out of breath already that you can't

If someone would reach over 50% of coin volume ownership, would that mean he fully owns the coin?

>>25225083
null-chan is a pure maide, someone needs to put a ring on their fngers

>>25225083
Oh wow, thanks. Glad you're still around to check these things. I'll look into it fully autistically if I do decide to stop just flat oshicoining.

>>25225217
>Trying to make me repeat myself
I'm out of breath now, but that's because I'm laughing too hard

die

>>25225476

>>25225404
>already out of breath

>>25225404
>>25219404
Both end with 404. Nice.

>>25225552
bitch spilled all my cum!

>>25225520
I will kill you.