/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>25037475
she doesn't even stream lmao

What's the point of this thread?

Is she larping or did she get white fever?

>>25037531
Neither does Shion, Ayame, Aqua, Gura, Pekora, Korone, Marine so whats your point?

>>25037475
If she wasn't trying to fuck him why were her ex-boyfriends also twinks?

>>25037531
Only for members

>>25037725
Anon, if you are trying to false flagg atleast do it the right way.

>>25037753
You really think he's her ex now? I wouldn't dump a girl just because something like that happened.

>>25037725

I just squatted 2 pl8s, now give me the sex whore

>>25037866
Why can't you read English?

>>25037725
Damn is your head the size of a condo or what? Plenty of chuubas seems to live inside of it, and rent free on top of that.

>>25037873
>>25037826
How many days till another Holo drops from "throat issues"??? Doesn't it feel kind of sad that the best Holo right now is a literal pajeet not even a JP main branch or an EN romao

Cuckfami shitting on holos after desperately claiming their "wife" is great friends with everyone in hololive.

>>25038024
>Rent free
>there are daily threads about all of them
>there are threads about how half of holo is out
>there are threads about how EN hates stream
>There are holobronies seething that this is a holo board
Rent free.

>>25038096
Best Holo right now is Miko, try again.

>>25038024
You really making fun of someone for being able to think of more than 1 thing at a time?

>>25037895
Unless you weigh less than 140lb, 2 plates aren't enough for me to give you sex

>>25037475
>lift for a girl every one knows is really good at cheating on you

>>25039527
There are better and worse reasons, but in the end lifting is its own reward.

>>25037475
>recently
After getting burned by a twink she ran in the opposite direction.

>>25038096
Learn english

>>25037866
He literally kicked her out of the house, also his reason was because he has just as many schizos giving him money for being "single" as her

>>25037640
Probably horny for Thor. Fucking roiders giving women ridiculous expectations

>>25039527
>lift for a girl like her, and you're a cuck cuz she fucked mafu
>a girl like her, who would only fuck men she likes
>a girl like her, who likes men with muscles
>a girl like her, who would only fuck men with muscles
>a girl like her, who only wants to fuck men like that
>a girl like her, who definitely fucked mafu
>a girl like her, who likes actual men like picrel
>there can be zero doubt, she clearly fucked him
>ignore her getting wet on twitter for muscles while he wears a dress
>it happened, okay?!

>>25040658
fancuck cope

>>25037475
Are her antis still doxing elementary school kids to """own""" her?

>>25040658
>いつかいい恋愛が出来るようにします

>>25040658
She fucked Mahoto Watanabe. Is he a muscular chad according to you?

>>25037531
She does members only

>>25037531
Are you mad poorfag?

Our wife is literally telling us she wants to fuck us like mad and you dumbasses are arguing about what it means

>>25037475
>>25040658
What makes you think mafu isn't fit under his dresses? You retards know lean body shapes exist right?

>>25040658
>this is who /vt/ feels threatened by
I'd cuck Rushia

You would too.
https://twitter.com/JPparkGuardian/status/1525806929138040832

>>25037531
She does a couple of twitcasts per week, some for everyone others for members.

>>25037640
Kaigaichads stood up for her while pencil-dicked nips cried and now she can only think about me (her husband) and my big kaigai cock

>>25037475
Who?

>>25037531
She has had 8 streams in the last 14 days. Just for you, I actually counted all of them up. In 14 days, she has streamed a total of 754.472... minutes. That comes out to roughly 12 hours, 34 minutes, and 28 seconds worth of content. The second-counting specificity is getting autistic so to round it off, she effectively does an average of just under an hour of streaming per day at her current pace. Consider that graphs for Holo stream time using the first four months of 2022 as a sample size pin the average stream time per day for a member of Hololive at 1 hour and 40 minutes. So the last two weeks have been her being live at 60% of Hololivess average for doing so.
Now consider the following extenuating factors:
>Literally just moved, and is nowhere near done unpacking, as well as the nature of the circumstances of her move making her unsure about actually staying there and wanting to move again
>in the middle of several legal conflicts, both towards private citizens harassing her and also fighting for courts to re-examine scope and specificity of certain contractual terms shes subject to
>Abruptly thrust into entirely new content creation environment while unable to rely on any of her previous resources or working environment, can't ease into it and basically alone
>Not even half a year since the largest catastrophe to rock her world occurred, to a person who was already an unstable and paranoid menhera, and on top of that said paranoid menhera lost her beloved childhood pet only a few months prior to her termination(something that made her so depressed that even Kson started feeling suicidal just from spending time with her to try and comfort her)
>Actually mentally ill, seeking medication for first time despite life flipped on head, uncertain of how to fix brain in general, struggled with first meds prescription being ineffective + coincidentally poor timing prolonging ability to see a doctor, get meds, and also change meds.
>Only JUST finally found clinic with therapist for regular appointments that she is going to, wants to go to, and feels positive about. Basically just began slow process of medicating her bipolar +looking into evaluation for other potential disorders she suspects having. So now and for at least some time, is subject to the unpredictable and often debilitating temporary side effects of new psychiatric medication, which is likely to repeat itself as the first medication given for bipolar is usually not the perfect fit and working towards identifying what kinds of medication are better fit for you is a weeks long process of trial and error.
>first game she gets into after the termination on stream, Genshin, happy stream, really enjoying herself. Antis descend after stream and yell at her for things she didn't do. Random kid fakes screenshots of her and tries to force Mikeneko to reply to him to tell him to stop so he could get clout, after she did was accused of harassment + made a pariah by Genshin fans. Gets accused of intentionally ruining lives for fun of it. Literally all she did was play a video game that made her happy again for once. Next time she tried to play a game, had literal PTSD attack. Was so bad she didn't sleep for almost 5 days.
>Tried to network with openly receptive prospects. Whenever her antis notice anybody associating with her(I do mean ANYBODY, antis figured out a hairdresser she went to once, he had their attention for weeks. Literally just for cutting her hair once), they swarm. Have no limits; gore, threats, doxxing, harassing family, try to falseflag as Mikeneko to falsify 'evidence' of her being antagonistic to associate. No regard by antis for how they can/have caused lasting stress/physical harm to people(even if they stop associating with Mikeneko, btw). Mikeneko begs to stop harassing others because of her, feels like she has to delete interactions with content creators(even Kson) and/or never interact with them despite needing somebody to talk to regarding content creation as an indie, regretfully scrubbed many from her social media FF because she was sad by possibility of their harassment. When receiving offers for collabs, tournaments, or even just work-related assets/utilities, always declines outright because doesn't want people kind enough to reach out to her to suffer for it, the only people that manage to convince her are ones that literally brute force through her objections and have good reason to be less afraid, like being overseas
>Also, physical medical issues to deal with by the way, and significant ones too, but her life is so compounded by a multitude of other absolutely paralyzing factors that physical ailments of hers that were suggested as possibly leading to risk of permanent physical damage have to wait
And before the PTSD attack she was streaming above average hours, too.
She's unironically giving this everything she can possibly muster.

>>25037475
So she's cucking us for a muscular dude instead? Cool

>>25046661
>Us

>>25040799
>いつかいい恋愛が出来る
My cute forgetful wife, I'm glad she's confident here saying that she could find love, probably inspired by her actually finding love with her fans. Since she did find it, now she knows she always could. But she's always been bad with time, but I forgive her; after all, the day we met is "sometime" after all, and even though she didn't remember when she still referenced the time we met. She's very thoughtful.

It's a shame that her meeting with Mafumafu went like it did though. It was rude of him to coerce her into meeting with him, but I think he went too far by lying and saying to korekore that she was interested in him when korekore asked him why mikeneko wanted to know if he was somebody she should be careful around when meeting him in person. My wife really is too kind, when korekore believed mafumafus lie, he started being congratulatory and matchmakery towards her, and despite her having no interest in mafumafu, played along with the lie so as to not make mafumafu look bad in front of korekore.
Nowadays I wish she hadn't been so kind to him. Since korekore thought it was mutual, he tried to sell mafumafu to her instead of giving actual info, so when she went to that quick bite to eat with him expecting a normal, nice dude, she instead triggered a menhera attack that made him literally leave in the middle of the dinner and promise to never see her again.
I don't blame her for not understanding that his freak out wasn't her fault, even though he 100% didn't deserve it when she assumed it was her mistake and tried to reconcile with him. It's just like a guy like mafumafu to coerce her into playing Apex despite its reputation. I guess guys like Mafumafu are so dense that they can't understand when women just not into them even a little, because he just wouldn't stop pestering her with requests to play every other week or so.
I suppose there is the chance that her asking him to use -chan gave him the wrong idea. If only she realized that despite him saying that he was offering to train her in Apex, he was simply trying to use Apex to get to her. But I guess it wasn't all that bad, since even despite being in that delusional state at the time Mafumafu eventually seemed to realize that there were no romantic feelings towards him from her at any point, that korekore misinterpreted things(because of his own lie, but I understand not admitting to that publicly), and that he was the one inviting her. He probably realized how silly it was to think her asking him to use -chan when he heard closer male friends she never had interest in use -chan, and even -tan casually. The realization that his plan to woo her was a failure form the start probably hit that guy like a ton of bricks, to be honest.
But I honestly refuse to feel bad for him. It was him lying to korekore in the first place that forced mikeneko to pretend like she was interested in him to korekore despite just wanting to know if he was safe to hang around. She even had to keep up with that lie in a conversation a whole year later, too. I personally would've ignored it, but she was trying to ask for advice at the time, and when she scrolled through her conversation history with korekore on New Years and saw the last interaction of 2020 be him repeatedly asking her about how it went, her paranoia got the best of her and she did her best to play along one last time. Honestly she should've known that korekore didn't really care either way, but with how paranoid she is about offending people, well, she is who she is at the end of the day, overly sensitive about not giving people cause to think negatively about her, especially when they were at the forefront of her mind at the time in her looking around for help with her situation.

Man, it really is crazy how it all went down haha. At least anybody who actually looks objectively at the situation can figure out pretty easily that her intentionally avoiding saying that she was interested directly was a clear sign of just how uncomfortable she was with the idea the entire time. It doesn't really help that kore was a snake for views. Really, korekore being the only person close enough to mafu to have the answers to her questions about whether it was safe to associate with and meet up for lunch with him was what should've been THE sign to her that mafumafu wasn't worth associating with at all in the first place. But she's always been that trusting girl with a big heart. It's a good thing that her open book of a life let everybody who truly cared for the truth realize that korekores' bizarre narrative didn't hold up to reality. But it's still so silly that people to this day think that she actually intended that message as anything more than an uncomfortable deflection away from a topic she wanted to close as quickly as possible. Some people just cannot seem to get tone over text though, I guess.

>>25042380
That guy's got great delts.

>>25040852
The guy that loved to publicly humiliate people, get into fights, and literally beat his own baby out of underage b& after peer pressuring her into getting raped by him?
What he lack in visible muscles he makes up for in bulging veins as his manlet rage comes out, and Mikeneko must've thought that those veins were visible because of his muscles through the blurry VRC live video chat

>>25048656
How long did it take for you to come up with this cope?

>>25042121
The man requires cameras to blur his face in all footage of his live performances.
Technically you don't need high test to gain muscle mass, but I am unconvinced that he could manage anything but flab given that his test levels are somehow in the negatives

>>25046445
>>25048656
What's wrong with Michaelsisters?

>>25045248
dont care. still a whore

>>25048946
It's not cope. She's literally my wife

>>25049181
You just wrote up a bunch of made up shit.

>>25049124
I love my whore wife

>>25049203
I didn't write that

>>25048946
I wrote it in approximately 3 minutes actually, because I was able to use stuff that is either literally true or a heavily implied fact, or a very likely correct assumption about things a concrete answer isn't yet available for.
The fun part was making sure I presented what is unironically sentences full of factual information as condescendingly as possible, because while you may(lets be honest, will) outright refuse to acknowledge the mountain of facts that contradict your flimsy single line based narrative(denial of obvious things does seem to come naturally to you though, after all you actually managed to deny being an anti with a straight face- it's actually a little impressive, it's kind of like if Judas said he wasn't a Jesus anti because he didn't nail him to any crosses kek), I refuse to give up fully on you just yet.
After all, what I think you can still learn to acknowledge, is that my choosing to mock you over your months long obsession with people, circumstances, and honestly at this point also over your somehow unironic obsession with mongolian basket weaving forum posters(given how personally you take it when you fail to eke out an emotional reaction), will let me guide you along the journey of self-discovery waiting for you out there, one where you walk bravely towards a life that is at least a little less pathetic. The path is difficult. At the end, you'd be what we in the 'living as a well-adjusted human being' business call "not being completely insane". You'll do things you've never dreamed of, like being capable of not obsessing over the fact that people don't share the same opinions of content and streamers and relationships as you. Unlike what you're like now, when you finally reach that higher understanding, if you hear somebody tell you about how they're in a romantic relationship that seems strange or unconventional to you, you wouldn't feel this urge to desperately try and convince everybody that there's no such thing for months at a time. You'll become capable of great feats, like not only hearing people tell you that you might be wrong about something, but even better, hearing it and not immediately feeling a desire in you that makes you wish you could personify the sentence that offended you just to stab it to death.
But the greatest thing about this enlightenment that I'll try to help you reach, is the rare times where not only do you not shriek like an autistic toddler for weeks on end over being confronted with information that conflicts with your world view, sometimes you'll even be so unfazed that you'll listen instead of talk and do the unthinkable act of gaining a more objective understanding of the world around you. Someday you might even become more familiar with reality than the state and smell of the inside of your own asshole. You're head if pretty far up in there right now but I've seen how good you are at expelling shit before, and if you can do it with words I'm sure the thing that spews them is just as shitty as the words themselves

>>25049203
>You just wrote up a bunch of made up shit.
Prove that it's made up

>>25050342
>>25050359
Where's the proof that mafumafu ever coerced her into meeting up? She was the one that asked him about his relationships and she was the one that tried to hide hers.

>>25050342
Jesus christ you can barely write English. Who do you think you're impressing with this badly written tough guy talk?

>>25046445
>>25048656
didn't read lol

>>25050393
>She was the one that asked him about his relationships
Oh shit man I can't believe I missed the video with somebody showed SNS messages from Mikeneko admitting to asking about mafumafus relationships! I feel like such an idiot now haha, no hard feelings I hope? If you can find it in your heart to go the extra mile of posting a URL for the video that one of all TWO arguments present in your post is completely hinged upon, please spread the proof you obviously have of her messages admitting this just so I can make sure to prevent misinformation in the future! It's awful when people say that shit happened like they know about something they actually don't, so people like us need to work together to put a stop to that kind of stuff anon

>>25051046
>It's awful when people say that shit happened like they know about something they actually don't
Yeah it's awful that you just wrote tons of misinformation and claimed it's based on facts.
Mikeneko herself said she screwed up her relationship with mafumafu so badly she couldn't even go out to eat.
Where's your proof that it was all a setup by mafumafu and korekore right from the start?

>>25050453
I know it seems hard but everybody learns languages in a different way anon. Even though your strength might not be in understanding written text, and it might feel easy to get angry when it feels like all those night classes didn't prepare you for this, in times like that it's best to remember a famous line written by a man by the name of Robert Frost, about roads, and how there's this one road that leads you back to where you came from, but people like you very rarely use it. But it would make all the difference to the ret of us if you could go ahead and use it to take a hike

>>25051294
>You're head

I made all of those posts above. There's only me in this thread

>>25039795
Point out one grammatical flaw instead of crying and trying to diminish the reality of that statement holocuck

>>25048946
it's obvious bait

>>25051875
It's not bait. I love my wife Michael neko

>>25040852
>>25042121
Lean body shapes exist but these 2 are totally twinks. Anybody who's not underweight in these threads would kick the shit out of them. The only difference between them and /vt/ is that they're sitting down most of the time doing something in their life. Otherwise it's fair game, and most celebs can't fight.

>>25040658
damn that girl is really cute

>>25037593
OP learned the only way he can get attention is to rile shit up.

>>25046445
zatsudan so boring and she always talk about the same shit but I understand her fans like to listen to her talking the same shit so whatever they are so easily pleased thats good thing for mikeneko I guess

>>25037895
2 plates is literally the starting untrained squat weight for a healthy adult

Mikeneko is not even a virgin, she had sex with her ex (three previous bf) so we all know that her fans are cucks, what's so grand that you had waste your time to shout about it on the internet, OP is retarded, must be a cuck himself, that is why he is so angry and salty about her.

>>25051686
I will kill you in your sleep

>>25037475
not my problem

>>25054191
Do you date only virgin girls?

>>25063725
>Do you date