/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>25034137
Nene Amano Kawaii production
https://youtube.com/channel/UCu1INzefw3R7M9-3QEHYmMQ

>>25034137
Can a BF free girl really provide genuine GFE?

>>25034137
Probably some indies idk. Holomems seem to be doing less gfe nowadays after the Rushia stuffs happened, they probably have something to hide I guess.

Your only chance is with a indie 2view. I have one in mind who is the perfect most sweet girl in existence that makes every single day bliss for me, but I won't say who

>>25034137
Shut the fuck up

>>25034137
Unicorns, GFE enjoyers, whore/cuck posters watch vtubers for one purpose only: to find evidence of men
They watch their chuuba with that in mind all the time, every interaction she makes with chat, every post she makes on twitter, everything ties back to a boyfriend.
They claim "my chuuba has no evidence of a boyfriend", however she has done one of these activities below, making her boyfriend prone.
Here is a laundry list of claims they make for boyfriends on stream:

>TV left on
boyfriend
>solicitor at the door
boyfriend
>gets sick
boyfriend
>roommate activity
boyfriend
>family vacation
boyfriend
>dog barks
boyfriend
>tummy hort
boyfriend
>doesn't stream
boyfriend
>streams
boyfriend
>delivery at the door
boyfriend
>doorbell rings
boyfriend
>cleaning services in background
boyfriend
>spilled her drink
boyfriend
>delayed stream
boyfriend
>charity/volunteer work
boyfriend
>fart on stream
boyfriend
>she likes women
boyfriend
>she likes men
boyfriend
>mic muted
boyfriend
>idol meeting
boyfriend
>sad on stream
boyfriend
>happy on stream
boyfriend
>close with family
boyfriend
>interaction with humans
boyfriend
>interaction with pets
boyfriend
>held hands with a boy in kindergarten
boyfriend
>kissed a girl in middle school
boyfriend
>groped by teacher in high school
boyfriend
>has sex with me after her next stream
boyfriend

Check out Fauna and Mumei OP. The intimacy is unmatched.

>>25034137
You're late.

>>25034919
>TV left on
>solicitor at the door
>delivery at the door
>doorbell rings
>cleaning services in background
>close with family
These are legit reasons to think that they might have a bf I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say here.

>>25034761
I know this is one of those great funny reddit jokes we all love but I always wonder if the people who tell it even realize that it literally makes no sense

>>25034648
>Nene Amano
Thank you anon, she's really cute. I just look around the archive and surprisingly she's totally rrat-free unlike >>25034935

>>25034761
>>25035773
OP said bf-free as in no bf relationships at the moment to not feel like a cuck, so ex-bfs are apparently okay.

>>25034137
Amano Nene is literally all you need, no one does GFE in english like her, if her GFE isn't good enough for you then there is no one else.

>>25034648
>He doesn't remember the father yab

>>25034137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byz94fkwf6U

>>25035551
Your enjoyment of GFE content is predicated on the fact that there is no boyfriend involved
So you watch with that in mind all the time. basically men live rent free and the type to watch this content will find even the smallest crumb to point to having a boyfriend

Kawaii production is foryou

>>25034919
If you took 5 minutes to learn what a strawman argument was then maybe people wouldn't call you a retard every time you spoke.

>>25034137
Don't delude yourself more. She'll never be your GF, ever. If she pander seriously GFE it's only for baiting you and your money. That make automatically a bad person to be in love with. You deserve more.

Well, we know what sort of thread this will be.

Nene is good but I don't mind being the sub in my relationship with my Girlhusband Nami Freesia

>>25037728
>Nami Freesia
Does she do GFE as frequent as Nene tho?

>>25035994
This post made me see flashes of the future, and it made me realize what I have to do in this unsavable world, so I'm going to blogpost now so they can find this later and know why they deserve it.
Not being okay with an ex-bf is basically wanting virgins which is what Unicorn actually means. We've watched /vt/ forget it but now your post is basically re-inventing the wheel. Somebody will definitely do it again and it'll become an overdone meme with a new retarded word for people like that.
One day, I'll enter a thread and see somebody say
>lol even unicorns are better than these guys that only watch virgins
and that's the day I pack my things, leave my house, stop at a walmart to buy their entire stock of erectile dysfunction meds, and then track down the janny that first brought up making /vt/.
I'll find him, I'll chain him down, and then, after continuous ingestion of cialis at regular intervals timed with clockwork precision engorges my dick with so much blood that I become anemic and my cock becomes so red that it looks as angry as I feel, I'll use my heart-shredding vasodilated unyielding perma-erect hypercock to anally rape him until either I drop dead from cardiac arrest or he counts from the number 1 to the post number of the post I know I'll be broken by.
Then I'll film it, upload it to catbox, make a thread about it, and at least a few people will see it and be impressed by how it's still a better fucking thread than almost every other niggerloving catlog-posting OP in this mistake of a hellscape

>>25036252
Actually, there is a third state for enjoying GFE, although it's become harder to realize. There's a reason that people who like chuubas and are annoyed by shitposters come to 4chan. If you are the type of the person who can let yourself forget about worrying about that stuff, but make a habit of visiting places where doxxniggers and dramafaggots would definitely post leaks of genuine significance, you can spend your days in bliss while still making sure that you aren't actually oblivious. That's why I started looking into roommates in the first place in early 2020 and found /hlg/ in the first place. Just treat the actually malicious constant put downs and tribalism as retarded funposting and ironically edgy banter, and you can even discuss your oshi with others who learned to do the same, while still putting yourself exactly where you need to be to make sure you find out if you're being cucked

>>25039362
I recently had a prolonged "argument" (if you can call it that) with another anon, where they claimed Unicorns were people that don't want girls to collab with males only because because they don't like hearing male voices, and if someone didn't want male collabs because they wanted the girls to be pure they weren't a Unicorn.
I guess what I'm saying is start planning how you'll do that, it won't be long until you have to.

>>25035994
You’d have to have ironclad proof of a breakup that gets posted regularly for that to work.

>>25037259
>rushia
>18-21
lmao

>>25043848
cmon thats too much effort especially for the audience here who cant appreciate it

ITT:

>>25035793
I have bad news anon. I am fucking her right now.

>>25034137
You know, just because they are yab free doesn't mean they don't likely have a boyfriend anyways. You're just trying your best to pretend otherwise.

>>25034137
Everybody has a boyfriend, even the men have boyfriends.
....sorry to break it to you
I recommend you get a boyfriend too

>>25039362
>>25040581
You've both been so irony poisoned you think it's interesting to be unironically clinically insane.

All good GFE vtubers are irl gf's.
It's how it works. Sorry to burst that bubble but this is proven time and time again.
Don't think of it as literal NTR, you aren't actually dating. It's all a fantasy, a roleplay, a mall santa letting you sit on his lap.
She pretends to be your online gf and you let yourself enjoy it while the stream lasts.
Just enjoy the fantasy and roleplay and ignore the fact that all of them have boyfriends in real life.

>>25049805
Are you that anon from before?
The one that kept crying about being an adult and I should respect them because I'm a little kid?
How's being aggressively wrong in life treating you?

>>25034137
Nyatasha Nyanners

>>25034137
>Gets shitcanned
>at the time was the most simped vtuber
>Literally no one mentions her, as if she didn't exist

kek

>>25034137
Does ASMR scenarios once a week and loves connecting with fans and says "I will never leave you. You're mine and nobody else's."

>>25047890
They are vtubers.
The person behind the vtuber is an actor playing a character.
I don't care what the actor does in their spare time.
Don't bring it to work.
If I know there is a boyfriend it breaks the illusion.
Call me retarded now, I don't care.

>>25050158
Absolutely chad tier based, well done for not being a faggot. Unicorns are true chads.