/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ike love!

I love Seffyna she is my beautiful seiso K-Fairy gf
(ง -᷄ω-᷅ )ว ٩( -᷄ω-᷅ )۶(ง-᷄ω-᷅ )ว ( -᷄ω-᷅ و(و

<3

I miss Shu's jiggle peek

I miss Mysta...

Feesh Love!
I LOVE THIS SWEET PURE MERMAID!

Why is it called birthday, it should be olderday

i love catboy

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!! I WANT TO MARRY THIS FAIRY!!!!

wuca wuca! happy birthday alban!!

I love my daughterwife! Happy birthday Albanyan!

puzzle!
https://puzzle.aggie.io/BluwwB

>>24978351
The mom should be the one celebrating since she's the one who gave birth

Elira Wagie

>>24978353
Love!!

>>24978356
I forgot the image...

Pomu based, but stop searching here for information you fairy bitch.

AHEM
ALL ROSEBUDS OR CUTIES AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
HAVE A WONDERFUL AFTERNOON

...Are they throwing, or were they always this bad?

>youtube now shows areas of interest just like porn sites
Kinda neat actually

Has there been a single solo stream from elira since she's been back from leave where she hasn't kissed us? She's been really lovey dovey she makes me so dizzy with love.

>24978257
Famelira, pls continue your delusion.
I wont be able to sleep without hearing how these 2 lovebirds get together inside your brain.

>>24978386
but adopted or test tube kids...

>>24978413

>>24978428
I am unsure but its funny, i hope they warm up a bit more though

>>24978440
fuck forgot to put extra >>24978257

>>24978429
Does this mean the amount of times people have watched those parts?

>>24978432
She knows what she's doing to keep us in check.

>>24978432
She loves us, there is no other reason...

https://streamable.com/6bll71

>>24978440
yes, please do...

>>24978494
Nah, keep dreaming. She just wants your money

>>24978353
me too!

We‘re back to the Otaku impressions kek alban is scarily good at this i hate it

they forgot about uki...

we all agree that alban is more cringe than mysta fs

>>24978537
Elira loves everyone except for (you)

>>24978537
Elira is too kind to be that coldhearted

>>24978572
Hard to remember someone that never talks

>>24978387(me)
I'll write the dialogue later but I'm really enjoying how it's coming along

>>24978503
LMAO classic

>>24978583
Nah Mysta is more cringe than Alban

>>24978429
i've been seeing this for months, are other people really only getting this feature now?

>>24978625
I've had it for a long time as well

>>24978353
I love him too

>>24978583
Mysta is an actual idiot, Alban only when he wants to be. I love them equally

>>24978429
I've never seen this.

I love both orange boys

>>24978589
Cool. I don't like her either

>>24978583
>fs
What the fuck does this mean

>>24978537
BASED

>>24978674
Love and Sex

this long ass queue

>>24978733

>>24978674
LOVE

I’m sad Sonny hardly showed up and probably won’t wake up in time for the totsu

>>24978771
CUTE

I feel so happy and bubbly when I see elira

Does Finana really like it big? I feel like she's going to be a sobbing mess when she finally takes one in.

why are the valorant characters so ugly

Fuuchan LOVE!

>>24977988
I mean sure, but you mean nothing to her. Being gay you'd actually mean something to somebody who cares for you.

>>24978839
She says she's a size queen

>>24978625
>>24978635
I’m guessing it’s some kind of gradual rollout, with different regions and platforms getting it before others

>>24978839
All virgins say they like it big til they actually have sex.

>>24978852
Omen looks pretty cool only because he has a mask on. And the robot motherfucker too

>>24978895
all women are

>>24978798
he already joined alban countdown totsu. he's the first one who came and stay with him until the end

>>24978839
https://youtu.be/YGa51yebwwk

>>24978852
Phoenix sex

>>24978839
she can take recorder

>>24978961
8 INCH+ BROS
WE'RE IN

>>24978852
shitsurei desu wa

please beat me to death

>>24978852
only Phoenix honestly, I cant stand him.
Everyone else is alright, better looking than Apex lmao

>>24979098
Live.

ohyo mama drew Alban 4 times now...the favoritism is real.

Randon, come home

>>24979156
LAM mama with Fuuchan and Ohyo mama with Aruban...

brixton boy huh

Psyborg body swap T0T GOD
https://poipiku.com/5402581/6816388.html

>>24979084
haha imagine not having a big dick... COULDN'T BE ME HAHAHAHA...hahaha...ha

>>24979213
I heard Petra's mama also has her favorite on other corp.

>>24979213
Hoeru mama with Shu

>>24979239
holy sex

I already miss Enna...

Shu? Sex? Shu sex? Shu sex.

>>24979300
Mama supporting both the bros

>>24979256
I've had enough of wanting to rape correct Petra. I now want to rape correct Petra's mama for not showing her cute penguin daughter the love she deserves.

>>24978839
she's said multiple time she uses dildos. so while she might have no actual sex experience, she's already used her vagina no doubt.

>>24979156
Is ohyo mama a fujo? Sonny is always next to Alban and I know they used to draw a bunch of twst fanart.

>>24979229
Casually doxxing yourself like that, brave.

>>24978635
It's called A/B testing

Shu giving directions to team is sex

>>24979084
Imagine having a big dick instead of a cute small one
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZA_bHXFiVc

i want to

@me when Rosemi is on the telly

How we doing today alloucreeps?

>>24979570
pay for shota alban's services

>>24979473
why sexcat looking so erotic there

>>24978852
There are some swing and misses, but I find them easy on the eyes overall.

>>24979570
sex with shu

/snakeanon/ here working hard on the project for you guys. I was without internet for a few days so missed some good streams. Fuu's karaoke fun?

>>24979247
don't worry anon, i'll never use it because I have a crippling fear of women despite being a straight man.

>>24979577
suicide

>>24979643
Same, but I have a 5 inch one.

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>24979682
>5 inch
Must be nice
t. 4 inch

>>24979625
peak SOVL

>>24979625
He's bad at singing but it's fun

it doesn't matter how big your dick is because a woman's cervix will descend to your dicks length.
there's still hope for you alloupeeps.

>>24979733
it's ok anon, 4 inches is average.

Thinken about Pomu SEX

>>24979156
>>24979473
ohyo mama really makes him look so young and cute in these… i hope she heard his wish to be 20cm shorter

>>24979780
4in errect

>>24979797

>>24978387
This is cute anon, I can’t wait until it’s all done!

>>24979559
>mfw jacked with a small penis
thank you enna

>>24978503

the best part of finana is how her eyes widen at 100% capacity whenever lewds are mentioned on stream

>>24979816
Outfit 2 155cm tall sex cat!

>>24979816
155cm alban is to small...

I want the to be toxic every time they play valo...

Where is my soundpost of Fuu-chan telling N*na to shut the fuck up?

>>24979939
shit taste

>>24979963
First time I feel bad for Nina

shu sounded so soft telling fuu chan not to die
shugur thriving

>>24979963
Where is my psyborg discord sex soundpost?

>>24980112
Can't feel sorry for a cockwhore hag

Rosemi-sama ToT

>>24980208

Ars named her pig in Stardew Valley "you guys"...

>>24980174
Where's my iconic vtuber clip?

>>24979239
Holy shahhsSSHHIOTT TOT FUJOS LOVE

>>24979733
>4 inches
must be nice
t. 3.2 inch

ENTER Rosemi-sama!

>>24980112
I didn't expect that to hit her so hard.

>>24979816
I don’t think they’d change their official height

>>24980067
Elira makes me feel unique things in my crotch...

bogos binted ohwoehowioh ah damn do you live like this i have no furniture hazukashi shi shi guys look at me im so cute r-r-r-r-rosemi sama desu wa kawaii oh ho ho ho ho ho one two three go wubadubadub is that true rorirorirorirorirorirorio rosemi sama rosemi sama wubadubadubadub is that true aw wanna laugh at me butame rosemi beam wubadubadub is that true rorirorirorirorirorirorio rosemi sama rosemi sama wubadubadub is that true i am the great rosemi im a genius rosemi sama butame and im gonna whoop your butt oh yeah very good

wosemi hopconning

>>24980112
timestamp?

>>24980262
yugo?

>>24979574

>>24979574
HOPCON

>>24980312
Now she knows how it feels to be on receiving end of it

>>24980112
She was gonna mention the shipping drama which would kill the mood

>>24980290
Just be 7.5 inches like me, big but not so big you scare people...usually.

>>24980312
How'd she react?

>>24980364
this. fulgur was right to nip that in the bud

>>24980390
Just watch it dingus

>>24980383
>big but not so big you scare people...usually.

I've never scared a girl i've been with
But i've had to stop because i've caused her pain lmao

>>24980383
>7.5 inches
Sounds scary to me

>>24980406
Sure, right after you provide a timestamp.

i fell asleep watching nijien and had some wild fucking dream again 2nd time in 2 days and i usually don't even dream, we were all some kind of heroes fighting against some kind of vampire invasion or something and we had powers, we were winning but the vampire lord king guy took me down with him and sent me back a long time in the past so I would have to wait forever to meet nijien again

>>24980477
AAA WHERE'S MY WEIRD NIJISANJI DREAM

>>24980470
Use your brain

I think 4chan has the highest number of "big dicked" anons in the world in 1 place.
that or you're all lying because I have a 9 inch cock and half of it is buried in my pubes so it looks like a 5 incher lmao

cute maleanons starting to tack lmao onto the end of their sentences

>>24980529
I think you need to shave

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty disappointed Luca isn't part of the Friday the 13th Collab. But it's cool Ebio finally gets his chance to play Friday the 13th with NijiEN.

>>24980566
shaving is unhealthy anon

>>24980383
Th-that's pretty scary, anon. Would be even scarier if you came at me with your dick out and th-threatened to rape me, haha...

>>24980506
My brain doesn't conjure up random numbers at will. Perhaps we differ in that respect.

>>24980592
Your brain also doesn’t know how to use an archive

>>24980470
do your archive reps retard

I want to sex Mysta

>Only 15cm

Alban back to being mexican

>>24980644
He's just like me frfr

>>24980642
anon....
[spoiiler]your still way above average lmao[/spoiler]

>>24980570
I just want the blond men with a mischievous disposition and accomodating personality to interact

>>24978961
In her head you're being compared to her little sister's recorder.

>>24980680

>>24980680

>>24980338
>>24980470
open wide for the spoonfeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiHIUfeZy5s&t=7117s

>>24980470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiHIUfeZy5s
Around 1:58:33. I would recommend to watch everything though, from the moment Reimu joins. Millie starts saying how the full Ethyria is there, literally says 3thyria, Reimu laughs when Fulgur tells her to shut up and when Millie's complimenting people she says Nina is a bitch without missing a beat and fumbles trying to come up with something good. It's too funny.

>>24980714
Fucking. Based.

>>24980694
>>24980707
i fucked up my spoilers, it's time to kill myself because all 65 friends I have in this thread are all laughing at me...

>>24980787
You don't have to kys. You're human. We all make mistakes. Just learn from it and let's keep having fun together

>>24980714
>>24980732
Thanks, I've been busy today so haven't had a chance to catch up on the vod at all.

I love it when Rosemi teabags

>>24980787
We still love you dummieanon...

>>24980390
she quit the stream because Fulgur wouldn't allow her to get a word in
pretty pathetic on his end, he's gonna do another apology now kek

>>24980818
>>24980864
NTA BUT STOP BEING PARASOCIAL IT'S MAKING ME PARASOCIAL

>>24980714
What did she mean by this

>>24980881
>pretty pathetic on his end
you mean based

>>24980714
>>24980732
holy based

>>24980390
she's fine, it was just banter between friends. they cleared up the misunderstanding afterwards and laughed about it if you watch a bit more into the vod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxLDnjYXxuc

Fwuuchan

>>24980881
To who? all 3 honeys?

>>24980966
I think 3 is an overshot

>>24980932
you'd expect the anons here to watch vods instead of believe retarded rrats !?
How naive.

Is Elira Pendora dyslexic ?
Watching her outer wilds playthrough and the bitch literally cannot read

>>24980932
Honey, what do you think she was going to say?

>>24980932
stop using your brain, get mad

https://twitter.com/KayeJ_1374/status/1529143709886840833
ngl they look pretty weird, like plastic dolls

I wuv you Rosemi-sama!

Did I miss something in Alban’s birthday?

>>24978413
takaradachi are in heat be careful

>>24980932
That was not banter… banter doesnt make one person get passive aggressive and leave the call preemptively

SHU SEX

>>24981046
>>24981012
however anons i, as a honeychad, am very well medicated, you see

>>24981063
I hate the way cosplayers always do their eyes. it's creepy

sex kunti

>>24981012
did you watch the stream anon?

>>24981063
uncanny valley adjacent

>>24981115
yeah it's more because of their really stiff expression, really uncanny valley stuff

>>24981026
maybe

>>24981096
Catwomb ToT

>>24981094
No, just one of Finana's remaining retarded oil barons being horny retards like usual.

>>24981063
Even the cosplayers are including the leech in every male session holy kek

>>24981094
the birthday countdown yesterday was cute, he cried and sonny and uki hoppen in after it turned midnight. today has been comfy but very uneventful, i‘m tuning in and out of stream, hope the totsu will be fun

>>24978798
sonnyban sisters ate well last night

>>24981151
more than you.

>>24981215
(me) oh sorry, just realized you meant finaurnaur feet specifically kek

>>24981107
she just went to sleep sir
https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka/status/1529649202296410113

>>24979156
can you blame her? he's cute

>>24981225
watched the whole thing, nigger

>>24981107
she wasn't in the call, luca was, she was borrowing luca mic to say hello.

Pomukeks...
https://twitter.com/pomurainpuff/status/1529918366894411795?s=21&t=tzDbTSGrxrE0ajoOZNQ3_Q

Our lovely wonderful Rosemi-sama!

>>24981376
What happened?

>>24981126
mika cute

How are you guys going to use the new "most replayed" feature? I'm gonna look over my oshi's vods to see what parts people like the most.

>>24981302
anon, watching the thumbnail for 3 hours doesn't count.

>>24981376
pomu HATES streaming

>>24981376
That's no other streams until Uki
Holy

>>24981427
learn to read

>>24981376
must be exhausted from the VR collab i suppose.

>>24981026
oh wow, she's just a fucking idiot, i never realized

>>24981375
how come she still brought up fulgur telling her to shut up more than three times then, keep coping.

>>24981427
Probably nothing, she just overloaded herself with streams this week

>>24981175
>Ryuguard who barely sexualise his oshi outside his video is a retard
>Pomudachi and Aloucreeps are fine

>>24981441
I've had the feature for like a year I don't even pay attention to it

Goodnight i love you

>>24981441
i dont have it and i dont think ill care

>>24981549
I love you too gn

>>24981541
It's new to me, so I'm just playing around with it. It's fun to see what parts people come back to for debut, for example.

>>24981427
her flow is particularly heavy this month

Elira love...

>>24981549
im married to luca but goodnight!

>>24981549
i love you unless youre a honeyshart

I need to think of other thumbnail ideas

>>24980714
>shuts reimu up immediately after that
Holy based, i kneel

>>24981496
watch the fucking stream dramanigger. She distinctly say not even 3 minutes later that she's on luca discord and she'll sent a pm from his computer to show him what she wanted to say.
If you weren't a fucking threadwatcher, you'd know.

>>24981532
>Ryuguard who barely sexualise his oshi outside his video is a retard
you do know the reason anyone here knows chris is because of his porn right

>>24981620
Raft?

>>24981026
>>24981493
I do think she might actually be dyslexic, I've noticed multiple times when she's written something on screen, she writes "b" instead of "d" or vice versa and quickly corrects it.
But yes, she's also stupid, stupidly cute!!

>>24981636
keep seething anon. i know a passive aggressive bitch when i see one, you dont need to try and convince me

>>24981427
Nothing. She just wants to spend time with her friends/luca etc.

>>24981620
Real talk, is there anyone in EN who might be interested in streaming FIFA

>>24981549
i love you too anon, gn!

>>24981620
maikura

>>24981671
>got spoonfeed the proof.
>kEeP sEetHinG
Thanks for conceding.

>>24981549
I love you too!

>>24981650
You can tell who's a newfag based purely on their responses in regards to certain known people lol.

>>24981684
fuuchan brought it up at some point to vox i think

>>24981151
The gang make a bunch of sexual innuendos with Apex and Valorant. Millie asks Alban out of nowhere if he likes her. He is flustered and before he has anything to say, Nina butts in and starts talking and mentions how she's had a similar situation/talk. Fulgur immediately cuts her off and tells her to shut up because he assumes what she's going to say. Nina shuts up for some minutes, then says how she trusts Luca the most out of the group and that they both DM him with what she was going to say and what he assumes she would. Luca doesn't say a single word during this and is awkwardly silent and obedient to Nina. After they confirm, Nina is offended and says something along the lines that Fulgur is dumb for assuming. She barely talks after and leaves shortly after mentioning she would drink wine with Mysta. Uki is puzzled about this, Reimu is in the know and laughs while Fulgur tells her to shut up as well, obviously because she is aware of what Nina would have said. Millie continues flirting with Alban and he thought of a way to defuse the situation during the Nina intermission.

It's obvious that Nina was going to talk about the shipping shit and mention her own apology and try and lecture Millie about flirting or sex jokes again. She was drunk and would have caused a scene, but even while being tipsy, Fulgur still manages to control the situation and remain professional unlike the drunkard.

>>24981620
>It takes two part 1 - w/Mysta
>It takes two part 2- w/Mysta (8 months difference because they fought)
>It takes two finale - Solo (He and Mysta can't stand each other)

>>24981671
> i know a passive aggressive bitch when i see one
but anon you would need to touch some grass for that. chop chop

>>24981678
Why is friends and Luca separate or in a different category

>>24981636
why did she try to bring it up many times when fulgur wanted to move on and the rest were confused or awkward

>>24981711
Proof? I watched the stream my nigger, we will have to agree to disagree about the leech and what she was feeling, hope thats not too hard for you to do. No use in arguing with a honeyshart has been proven to me once again

>>24981750
that would be kino as fuck

>>24981766
nice narrative, too bad it doesn't fit reality

>>24981620
I want Todd to do a shill stream for something he's totally unsuited for, like Love Nikki.

>>24981684
I have jokingly told myself that I got in, I am forcing the guys into doing an Pro Clubs stream. Imagine how much seething would happen

>>24981809
You already outed yourself, stop tryharding.

>>24981822
That's literally what happened in the timeframe Nina was on the stream. Watch the 1h:50-2h:10 mark if you haven't already.

>>24981784
Why do you think?
Captcha: HAGLV

>>24981711
>>24981766
There‘s the real spoonfeeding for you now anon. This is how I saw the situation as well, and I‘ll add onto it that Nina annoyed me when she wouldnt stop bringing up that Fulgur told her to shut up, thats all

i wish it could be more than 5 players in valorant for both sides and not just alban's pov

Yes Pomu, streaming that much and hopconing with Alban was a bad idea. Still shame about MGS. This might be our first burnout in Lazu. Fully expected it to be Fish.

>>24981376
Good, thank you Pomu I have school today and was gonna have to miss it.
You're very cool and I love you.
too bad you'll STILL somehow be exhausted come Saturday and only stream for like 3 hours again

>>24981869
outed as what? someone who doesnt like nina. one day you‘ll have to realize theres a reason why no one likes her

>>24981935
How's the vr collab one exactly?

There's no fucking way Luca is a cherryboy he implies that he is

>>24981935
Finana is lazy. Pomu didn't state streaming, she said "mentally" which is 99% codeword for wanting to chill and do othershit, especially coming from a woman.
>>24981941
>Spoiler
We know this all too well. Elira will also push back Earthbound again to hand out in valorant. Everyone got their wish of a new arc lol. So..damn there's no streams to watch today on the EN side..

>>24981941
Pomuske might really be biting the dusto...

>>24981952
Keep seething threadwatcher.

>>24982013
...Anon 10 minutes of watching his PL will make it known out of ANYONE in NijiEN he's the least cherryboy lmao.

>>24982024
nah Pomu's pregnancy test came back positive.

>>24982013
Can confirm that he is not
Source: me

>>24981911
Nah, ain't how it happened, but i can't force you to watch vods.

>>24982013
luca is a rentboy

>>24981822
She literally said "It better not be like the Fuu-chan thing" was told to shut up, got pissed off and then tried to make it seem like she was talking about Mysta's red wine.

>>24982013
obviously not

>>24982081
>>24982043
if thats your only argument alright my dude, no wonder no one likes honeysharts :)

>>24982013
The only one who I'd believe is an actual cherryboy is Mysta and MAAAAAYBE Shu.

>>24982013
Goddamn he really is male Rosemi is others schizopost about faked innocence

>>24982081
What is said in >>24981766 is literally what happens, except for the last paragraph which is an assumption

>>24982147
mysta seems more rapeable than shu desu

How do I go to the timeline where the males were compressed into a single 3 man wave consisting of Fulgur, Shu and Ike

>>24982126
There's no better argument that the actual vod. You may learn this one day instead of relying on the fanfictions from this general.

>>24982147
>MAAAAAYBE Shu
No, I can confirm that he is in fact not a cherry boy

>>24982187
not really, the amount of threadwatcher and timestampwatchers in this thread is amazing.

Wtf is a cherryboy

>>24982271
A virgin

>>24982233
Ok ojisan

>>24982233
this post was typed by sweaty ojiisan hands

I have never seen someone try to gaslight people through text, sasuga honeys

>>24982271
gay virgin

>>24981427
Pomu is as hurt about Ray Liottas death as we all are anon.

>>24982215
>>24982252
are you really going to continue saying everyone who was annoyed by nina in the totsu is a threadwatcher?

>>24981659
I love my dyslexic solar sky dragon.

>>24982147
I can't believe Mysta's a virgin after his low as fuck purity score.
>T-that was just a joke
I don't believe that either.

>>24982271
It's this.

>>24982147
>MAAAAAYBE Shu
Why maybe for Shu?

Oh I wanted to watch Pomu while eating, but it's fine she said she wanted to rest and this week was packed, I hope she actually rests now

>>24982312
Could just mean he's done drugs, knowing bongland and having a Cockney Accent, I wouldn't doubt it

desuwa~~

>>24982373
Yeah, as a Londoner I can see it too

>>24982373
almost everything on that test has to do with sex though, its pretty easy to get down in the 20ies if youve been in a relationship before

>>24982373
A score in the 20s just for doing drugs? I doubt it. I know low-income Britbongs have a lot of sex.

>>24982189
I thought that was Sonny

It's good to know even the talents are sick of Nina's shit, besides pussywhipped lackeys like Luca and Mysta. That one comment from Fulgur about Nina giving him DM's about stream ideas and suggestions when Millie was talking about her, with multiple other people adding they get that too just paints her as some petty numberfag that's trying to act as a manager or some industry professional. I would be annoyed as hell if I had someone bothering me about what I should do with my channel.

>>24980893
I hope she doesn't fully burn herself out. Hopefully with her extra day off she starts to touch some grass instead of just hanging out/think about Nijisanji/work all day long.

>>24982477
People have compared Luca to Rosemi ever since he debuted. Also why a few people liked Guns and Roses collab

>>24982271
Asian slang for virgin.
>>24982359
I'm pretty sure Shu at least got his dick sucked by Elira, maybe not full on sex.
>>24982472
Your purity score tanks PRETTY quickly for basic shit almost anyone has done by time they're 18+.

i keep forgetting uki is there

>>24982477
sonny is like finana where he is unaware of social cues and awkward

I hope Pomu starts scheduling more than one day off in a week and stops trying to double stream. She keeps trying to do an extra solo streams on days she has collabs because she knows that her fans are little pissbabies and cry if she does too many collabs (like all vtuber fans, really).
I guess it's also a revenue thing since collabs suck donkeyshit for SC, but she's doing fine really.
Oh well, I just want more MGS and less Minecraft.

Would be funny if someone wrote some good psyborg haha

>>24982472
I got on 29 by just being high on drugs and getting trouble with the law despite being a virgin.

>>24982610
I want the same amount of metal gear and minecraft

>>24982632
do it yourself

>>24982477
there's a difference between being innocent and just being a virgin

>mfw rice purity score is 41

>>24981750
>British lads streaming footy on the telly

>>24982659
I remember people were saying Sonny was lying about his purity score

Why does Shu lust for Luca so much? Every time he's brought up or in the stream, he's like, way more noticeably horny for some reason.

pomu is great no matter what she does. unfortunately that includes beating herself up

>>24982643
Maybe I'll take this as copium. I'd like to believe Mysta's actually a virgin just so it isn't something he blatantly lied about on stream.

>>24982707
we will never know, but wouldnt surprise me if it was accurate

>>24981750
>>24982684
Euro men playing Fifa please.

>>24982719
he's in heat and luca hasnt gone home yet to help him

>>24982742
At least 50% of what vtubers say is made up shit, they have to stick to their keyfabe at least somewhat

>>24982735
sadge..

>>24982751
It’s a score that’s hard to get if you’re faking it so I believe it
If it was something like Shu’s then I’d be suspicious (although I think his is real too)

>>24982643
Softer drugs like weed and being in juvie immediately drops you to like 60 so I would believe it.

>>24982563
I'm pretty sure there is nothing going on between them. Elira would be putting way to much effort into doing an incredibly convincing job of acting like she has no interest in him in that way to then just allow him to be so obviously preferential with showing up in her chat all the time and all of that.

>>24982669
>I have the highest purity score in this thread
a complicated feeling

>>24982859
Mine is probably higher

>>24982800
Not the same thing and you know it.

>>24982833
If sonny is actually a virgin, ill fix him

can't wait for pomu MGS3!

>>24982751
I believe it because if you check off all the masturbation and drinking checkboxes and maybe throw in an infraction or two you can get his score.

>>24982913
Booba

>>24982373
He said he hadn't done anything illegal though.

>>24982913
Me too, saturday is great for this type of games

>>24982913
anon...

>>24982913
I'm still watching MGS2 vods, been pretty fun

>>24982373
I clicked on everything except the ones that explicitly state had sex and got 32. I don't know what the fuck this anon>>24982643 clicked on to get 29

>>24982961
why would he ever admit he did something illegal in the first place

>>24982899
Nah dont worry i do agree with you. It‘s just that I dont think you can get a score that low if youve honestly never had sexual relationships. I guess it could be that he never went all the way, its just impossible to know

>>24982735
What's Pomu's case? Impostor syndrome? Overwork by herself? I hope she does well because she is a great entertainer and person

>>24982842
Let's put it this way, if someone can put as much effort into retaining gachikoi, they can make equally as much effort in any other subject matter. Look at pomu and opsec autism, more so than ANYONE puts into it. Learn from the green woman's mistake that ended her career and how convincing she was for borderline of a decade. So never be too sure one way or another when a chubba's job is to keep you invested and the money flowing.
>>24982859
Mine came out to 69 because I don't do drugs or fucked animals.

>>24982913
She might be terrible at the game, but she gets REALLY into the story.
So it's really fucking endearing and entertaining to watch lmao

I hate Millie since she cucked me,

>>24983099
Nice

>>24983049
pomu hates not being good at games

>>24983016
Theres a bunch of pretty insane ones there though. I find it more believable that you had some sexual contact than using crack cocaine or being convicted of a felony, not to mention incest etc

I love Millie, since she got with me.

>>24983136 (me)
you in a general sense not (you)

>>24982735
I like when she has menhera outbreaks
it's very cute

>>24983099
The point I was making wasn't that it would be impossible to pretend but rather if you are putting in all that effort to pretend it seems unlikely you would allow the other party to be so obviously preferential as Shu is.

>mfw 94 purity score
How the hell are some of you still virgins while having under 40?

>>24983130
I mean it's true, but she improved a lot since last year. But I'm not talking about that kek

>>24983217
You are the only virgin itt pentomo, but we can correct that

>>24983217
drugs and getting arrested because of them prob

>>24983217
lmao im like 98

>>24983240
>the only virgin itt
anon......

>>24983016
I clicked on every sexual contant one that don't imply immediate sex. I kept paid for sexual act and voyeurism since those don't immediately imply penis in hole.
For mysta to not be a virgin and still have a score in the 20's he has to have done all of pic related + given a dog a blowjob + fingered his sister + somehow gotten an STD without having sex.

>>24983217
I was surprised when I got 82, porn addiction is hell

>>24983217
it's ok anon my bf has a score of like 78 and he's definitely not a virgin

All virgins itt must correct that at Nijifes

>>24983217
This test is bullshit with dumb shit like
>Have sex - 5 pts
>Ganbanged until passed out - 1 pt
>Touched a girls hand - 25 pts
>Watched a dog bang a girl - 2 pts
>Knows what weed means - 18 pts
Yeah fuck this

>>24983325
KEK

>>24983333
the numbers dont lie

>>24983325
holy kek

>>24983217
Kneel before me pentomo, for I got 93

>>24983238
ah then i don't get it sorry

>>24983325
>somehow gotten an STD without having sex.

Cold sores are herpes anon...

>>24979098
I'll beat you until you cling to life by your last string and live enough to watch Shu's drunk stream then I'll put you out for good respecting your original request.
I'll miss you...

>>24981376
Left work early for this

>>24983269
cute anon....

>96 rice purity score

>>24983483
most cold sores come from a form of herpes that isn't sexually transmitted

How do I stop seething when people tell lies about my oshi to make her look bad

>>24983483
i mean you could get herpes from just kissing... i wouldn't really count herpes as std desu

>>24983483
with the STD ones he gets to 30, he still needs to have done bestiality or incest.

>>24983484
my new ship: suicidal yaminion and ur average aloucreep

>66
Well, that's not so bad

>>24983529
keep it up

>>24983566
those dubs wtf

Is Alban better at Valorant than any of the regular hopconners? I don't play or understand this game even though I watch a lot of the streams.

>>24983529
Shu...

>>24983561
Maybe Mysta’s mom made him do some stuff to her...she did make him take pole dancing classes as a kid

>>24983483
Its 2022 retard, you can get STD by reading estrange books
t.Darkest Dungeon player

>>24983217
>>24983529
>tfw you will never deflower a pure pentomo

>>24983535
if you give them (you)s then they won bro

>>24983599
He has his moments but I wouldnt consider him very good overall.

Sonny on a lagging train
https://youtu.be/ubXj8_oj-HY