/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Gura and I will get married next Friday, you're all invited to our wedding

well looks like this thread has a high chance of going to shit since the other thread just 404'd

>>24969883
She won't show up lol

where gura

>>24969907
Kek.

>>24969907
the pajeet got banned, should be fine.

>>24969883
Of course I'm invited, I'm the groom.

gawr gooba, the vtuber gura eat pizza in bath call into octopus birthday gooba gura it's gooba "love you guwa" ~ octopus Hololive EN English the shark oshi Gawr Gura vtuber Geez Guys I Don't Know Any Other Way To Say It Other Than Gura Is The Best goop goop goober

gumsuck goober

Thursday schizo please be right

>>24969907
/b/ jannies actually ban people properly so it might not be TOO bad.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>24970079
site-wide or just on /b/

>>24970115
they range-ban them

Yfw her next stream will be sponsorship

>>24970058
it's metoday is thurrsday

>>24970143
>sending him to /b/ was actually a honeypot
Based

New Stanley Parable tonight, the voices in my head told me so.

Guwa cute

>>24970387
yeah, hopefully they did longer than 2 weeks this time. he's already shown he doesn't know how to ban evade.

>>24970397
nyo, it's gonna be lego star wars

Just stop mentioning him, this is so pathetic that it doesn't need any further discussion

>>24970521
nyo, it's gonna be nothing im sorry for being the one to tell you this

>>24970522
new gura dox. picrel.

Wednesday schizo here.
She is currently sick. We will get and update today or tomorrow and then next stream on next Wednesday.

Gurass

>>24970653
I thought she was pregnant with her second child?

>>24970724
She ate too many strawberries!

>>24970724
why is her face sun-burnt?

I don't wanna accuse this artist of anything, but isn't this drawing;
https://twitter.com/___OTINTIN/status/1529764346204942337
suspiciously similar to these other two?
https://twitter.com/1_m_i_/status/1524811047328092168
https://twitter.com/shouu_kyun/status/1429194504515379201

i don't want to deal with real women, i only want gura

>>24970925
you are fucking retarded.
Kill yourself.

>>24970925
what is this autism

>>24971046
Stop tracing other's people art, faggot

>>24971078
>3 different images
>traced
??? get your eyes checked bud

>>24970925
retard

>>24970925
Tell me you don't draw without telling me you don't draw.

>>24970925
the only part that looks similar between the first two is the chin shape, and looking closer, they are totally different.
the chin, mouth, teeth are all unique
so maybe at a quick glance but everything here is legit

>>24971173
tell me you're a zoomer without telling me you're a zoomer

>>24971208
Ok ESL

I'm in love with Gura!

>>24970925
no, i don't think so

>>24971286
what part of his post was esl autism-kun?

>>24971078
my god seriously kill yourself

>>24971306
same desu

What the fuck

Waaaaaaa

>>24971456
>it's real
lol based

what if i posted 1 of my gura edits on the art tag every day. do you think gura would eventually see my cock?

>>24971683
definitely not

Sex with Gura after school!

>>24971456
Madman, all for 365yen total...

>>24971711
she already said she stalks our twitter accounts. it's possible.

>>24971921
it's not, you'll be aggressively reported and disappear into the shadowban realm within a few hours.

>>24971954
yeah you're right. it's probably too hard to make a new email and change my vpn every day.

>>24972039
oh lol that'll be even worse, have fun!

>>24971683
>>24971921
>implying the gawrt tag isn't patrolled by shrimp 24/7

>>24972171
don't worry bud i'm just shitposting anyway. i might be autistic enough to make the edits, but i care about her enough i wouldn't want to subject her to that.

I WANT POPPY PLAYTIME WITH GOOGA! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!

>>24972243
mating press

>>24972243
Somewhere there's an actual autistic kid having an actual autistic tantrum because Gura hasn't streamed in days.

>>24972300
What do you think the schizos /here/ are?

>>24972300
yeah, me

I won't fault Gura for taking a break, but I wish she'd at least post something to twitter or a members-only post
I miss my oshi...

>>24972486
yeah or a tiktok

>>24972510
there will be a tiktok today but no stream

Am I the only real Chumbud left in this thread?
She'll be back today, don't worry about it

Hiii hi hi hi hi hi oh hi hi hi hiii !

I'm always amazed at how long Gura is able to keep up her voice acting in streams without it ever breaking.

Man, schizos have been REALLY desperate lately when literally nothing has changed. They really are addicted to drama like some fucking gossiping women.

>>24972871
Don’t worry, Mori will fuck up sooner or later and suddenly they’ll all be rangebanned

>>24972871
loud music, head empty
no space in brain for antis

>>24972871
half of them literally are gossiping women. they came from certain gossip forums which cater to those types.

>>24972300
YEA ME!

>>24972983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ISVotJFEI
brz brz wub makes the antis go away

Im from the future and I just want to let you guys know that Gura does end up marrying me. You all can feel free to stop watching her any time since you have no chance

>>24973336
I made this post. We also have 2 kids named Goobert and Gurielle

>>24973336
luuckyyy! i hope i get invited!

Holy fuck my balls hurt. I just masturbated to Gura and I had one of those rock solid hardons that would just not goom.
Pretty sure my entire neighborhood heard me because I was being so ferocious.

what if gura was really serious about her age play fetish and started drawing on your walls with a crayon and used your back information to make in-app purchases

SHARK LIKES

Told ya

>>24973891
if anyone complained, i would chastise them for being judgemental and demand that they be respectful toward her

>>24973891
*bank information

haters btfo
antis btfo
schedule soon
im going to work
here's some beep beep wub wub brz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pCs9FVFJi4

ME SLAPPING MY MONKEY LIKE A MONKEY SUMMONED GURA.
PROOF GURA RUNS ON MY GOOM!

>still no tiktok

>>24932366
>>24973855
>>24974041
Cumbuds, I kneel

my wife is awake

oh thank god

She shoukd take the rest of the week off.

THE Gawr Gura

The Gawr Gura Trident emblem holoEN

Now I can finally watch streams again what a relief

It's fucking stupid how much better I feel just from seeing her like a handful of images

This is definitely one of the times when Gura

new tiktok soon chumbies

Project Diva Mega mix with additional songs from Future Tone just released on Steam.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1761390/Hatsune_Miku_Project_DIVA_Mega_Mix/
Maybe we get some more Miku streams now that she doesn't have to deal with the capture card or switch controllers.

>>24973336
yeah, me.

>>24974497
Not until Cover gets a faxed OK from atleast 30 individual songs.

You missed me? Why are you crying?

>>24974845
Come here you damn shitty brat! Take my glaze like the little semen siren you are!

Loser fucking virgin

retweet!

RETWEET

hewwo

>>24975036
>>24975033
oh no no
>>24970925

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k49Yn5n6NrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k49Yn5n6NrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k49Yn5n6NrE

>>24975078
retard

>>24975082
Nice

>>24975082
GET FUCKED ON AGAIN LARP NIGGERS

>>24974497
>>24975082
huh

>>24975082
I love her...

>>24974497
I kneel

>>24974497
GURA I LOVE YOU

>>24974555
based fax-chan

>>24975082
post yfw never doubted

>>24975193

>>24975082
kek, it's a shill stream

Is Gura's voice natural or is she just that good of an actress? She genuinely sounds like she's underage but all the videogames she references seem to prove she's at least 25.

Oh, it's actually a shill stream...

>>24975248
embarrasing, lurk forever

To that anon who predicted that their first stream was going to be sponsored congratulations

>>24975257
>getting paid to play her favorite game
based

>>24975257
>Gura sponsored by project diva
I don't see that as a bad thing, she's probably super excited

B-but my stanley..

Gura loves her wife

>>24974497
HI GURA.

NTA but it's kinda silly she only comes back from breaks because she has sponsored streams to do

>>24975285
>>24975286
Doesn't change the fact that she'll be time capped

>>24975082
I'm happy and I'm in pain

>>24970946
one day i will bring her into this world or whatever y'all recommend me to create and infamy shall take over

>Cover literally has to force Gura to stream
Well at least its a game she likes.

>>24975257
>>24975326
It's not a shill stream. Literally malding because she's being paid to play her favorite game.

>>24975313
Just like how much I love my wife, Gawr Goomba

>>24975326
I don't get it, were you expecting her to come back because she wanted to stream?

>>24975326
Unless she has a meeting after most sponsored streams just have minimum time limits, she could play longer if she wants I'm sure

>>24975405
delusional......

>this level of desperation

>>24975435
>she could play longer if she wants I'm sure
she will, off-stream

I don't care if it's a shill stream since it's Miku. I only care if they give her permissions to play it in the future.

>still no new tiktok

>Gura's back
>Kino Project Diva
>Somehow a bad thing

>>24975520
im sure she already has been. I wonder if she's gonna use her playstation controller or her xbox controller, I hope she got a longer cord either way.

>>24975326
Yeah and i don't care

>Gura is back
>no superchats
>wont be able to talk about her time off
>wont talk about tiktoks
she was seeking out a sponsor so she could ignore talking to us for a few days.

I am Hatsune Miku and Gura loves me
How does that make you feel?

We are unironically getting cucked by Miku

>>24975602
she wouldn't talk about it anyways

https://twitter.com/debidebisan/status/1529807199819931654
This is Gura on my bed

>>24975651
Good art but why are her arms so long

That's not fair...How can I compete with Miku...

>>24975618
I'm ok with this. Miku is literally embodiment of sex so I'd get the opportunity to correct both of them.

>>24975405
holy fuck dude you are incredibly retarded.
Please never post again.

>>24975618
That's fine since Miku is cute.

>>24975687
my only problem with Miku art is that most fan artists don't draw her flat enough. Look at Gura's thumbnail, that Miku is pretty close to flat and it's great.

Lovers

>>24975618
I am surprise there were so less Gura Miku art

>>24975405
kill yourself

>>24975766
I ship this

>gifted memberships still not available
One more day of peace

>>24975602
>Won't read cringe schizo manchild superchats about TikTok

Anon this is a win

>>24975798
Susan fears the Chumchad

sponsored by miku, how nice
this is already the best sponsorship shes had and it hasnt even started yet

>>24975830
FEET

>>24975815
>reddit

>spacing

>>24975815
>thinks no superchat reading is a win
>reddit spacing
go back

>>24975602
You will get only Ame tiktoks and be happy about it

>>24975838
As long as the game isn't a buggy mess of a pc port I agree. It's not even gonna feel like a shill stream, just another Diva stream which is great

She liked more stuff after the tweet

>>24975838
>We get more cute tryhard rhythm shark.
>Gura gets to play new Miku and gets fat Sega stacks.
Sounds good to me.

tweeto deleto

>>24975989
Sounds good to me too. This is best case scenario for sponsorship.
That being said FUCK SPONSORSHIP STREAMS. I dont want censored Gura who isnt allowed to be herself.

I don't remember it, did Gura FC the factory level before?

>>24976022
Now with a download link

>>24975339
Sponsor not going to complain if she goes over. They won't pay her tho.

>gura liked a bait art
very subtle gura...

>>24976062
BASED GET THE MONEY SHARK

Gura getting a Miku sponsorship is like Korone getting a Sonic sponsored stream I see no problem here, but if she takes a break in the next day I'll be sad

>>24976080

>>24976062
ooh and it's a bigger picture this time

>>24976109
it's gonna feel just like a normal stream with no supers, apart from the beginning when she has to shill just a little bit. I will be disappointed if she doesn't stream again tomorrow, but im confident she will

>comes back just because she has a game to shill
>no schedule
why the fuck did my oshi turn into aqua

Denuvo.....
Well I guess i will wait to pirate it.

>>24976170
Yeah, I enjoyed her Groove Coaster stream and that had more sponsor stuff going on.

>>24976215
i'm gonna stick to console on this haha

one step closer to BECOME MIKU
we are gonna see Gura dancing with Miku using the kino holograms one day

>>24976207
>mad that gura plays her favourite game
>"my oshi"
kek you are not fooling anyone schizo-kun

>>24976263
>new ip
>replying to bait
you're not too subtle either

>>24976263
hes literally not wrong new ip kun

>>24976307
>>24976315
>muh new IP
take your pills immediately

>>24976263
No I'm glad she's streaming today, but I'm mad that I have seen this pattern before. Like how she'll take tomorrow off with no real explanation. Her consistency is worse than ever and I used to be one of the people telling schizos "Gura always streams 5 days a week and takes 2 days break". Then it became 3 days. Now I don't even know.

>only comes back to shill a game
fuck off honestly. losing more and more interest in gura

>>24976388
good, leave

>>24975025
She's not a loser just because she hasn't had sex.

>>24976388
aaaaand nobody cares

>>24976337
are you retarded?

when people lose interest in gura why do they instantly rush here to post about her, with the urgency of taking an ambulance to the hospital for a heart attack?

>>24976428
I care but im at least glad its a game Gura likes and I like.

>>24976429
No, the fact that you are going schizo just because someone who lurked all the time decided to post for the first time in a thread is what makes you humongous paranoid niggers

>>24976487
Sure....

GURA IS BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GUGUBUBGUBGUGUGUGUGUUGBUGUBGUBGUBUBUUGBUB CHILD SHARK CHILD HSARK CHILD SHARK RUBURBURBURBURBUBURBURUB LICK LICK LICK LICK MMMMMMBR GUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24975326
she does that on purpose so she doesn't have to respond to people in chat and SCs asking why she was gone

>>24976569
she could simply ignore those SCs, not everything is a conspiracy.

>sponsored stream
>Miku
Yeah I'm not gonna miss anything interesting from this stream. I can sleep though it without feeling bag

>oh nyo why is the gomber shilling her motivation to join Hololive?

Don't care didn't read half the thread. Gura's back playing rhythm games. I am at peace.

>>24975082
Gura-sama, I kneel.

>>24976569
It's also a sponsored stream so it's not like she's going to read them. The next stream will be the likely one she'll read, based on what it is.

>Gura comes back without a schedule
>Shill stream
Is she even back? Will she take her usual "extra break in the middle of a 4 day work week"??

I SEE YOU FAGGOT
YOU ARE FUCKED

>>24976848
even when he is a shrimp
still he is gray

>>24976848
>silver shrimp
fucking newfag

schizos will never get new material
sad

>Yesmen tell people to SC their complaints instead of crying here
>Yesmen celebrating the fact that Gura won't be reading SCs anytime soon
It's almost like you just don't want here to improve and think she can do no wrong. You are ill.
Yes this is a new ip

>>24976887
The material can't be fresh but Gura keeps getting worse so it will never go away. I want some goddamn stability, I actually thought she's feel a bit of guilt in May for being gone for an entire week and try to compensate but pfhahah

>>24976893
>>24976887

>>24976887
That's what actually makes them seethe so much

>>24976893
i know this is a shitpost, but what about SC'ing her tomorrow instead, why does it HAVE to be today? at least put some thought into your bait.

>>24976920
>>24976887

>>24976848
i have a list of like 86 people that I know are here.
Nobody cares.

>>24976396
>>24976428
this attitude is how a chuuba slowly dies

>>24976939
It's literally the same bullshit they tried to pull after the house hunting break
>She didn't do a zatsu for her return stream so she will never talk about it
Just ignore them

>>24976920
Stop lying. You are a shitposter and you do not even care about what Gura does

>>24976939
>doesnt read superchats tomorrow either

>>24976986
i would rather help shitposters improve their bait. high quality bait that really riles people up is way funnier than this low tier garbage.

>>24976977
sure son, sure
now there is the door

Today is a good day!

>>24976986
They can't even come up with a new type of bait
>>24976887

>>24976939
No point in assuming there's a stream tomorrow.

>>24976977
They don't care. Channel slowly dying, people slowly losing interest in the entire branch, and we can't even say at least the stream quality/frequency is better than ever. In every single visible metric Gura is worse than before. Seriously chumbies, I want to be btfo, tell me what's better about Gura in 2022? What's at the same quality as before or better?

>>24977055
You know it

>>24977070
her excuses to not stream are better

>>24976996
I pity you because I was you. I said this to other people I thought were schizos when they complaint about Gura's first steps of getting worse, because it wasn't that bad to me. Until she passed my threshold of "holy shit come on". May you stay ever happy with her output is the best I can wish you.

>>24977070
>what's better about Gura in 2022?
Tiktok

i hope it's a proper sponsored stream, with some kind of ingame iten related to her

>>24977070
her average ccv in may has been above her total average since she started streaming. if you want to numberfag at least do some fucking research please.

>>24977070
And yet you are still here as obsessed with Gura as ever.

>ESL
>half assed falseflag
Name a more iconic duo

>>24975602
>seeking out a sponsor
Do you think these things are decided in the course of 3 days?

Legitimately made my day. Gura is a beacon of cuteness that shines brightly.

>>24977121
You'd know from the tweet if it was, shill streams aren't planned by HoloEN, they don't do unadvertised guerilla surprises in the middle of them.

>>24977151
Gura and myself.

>>24977070
>In every single visible metric
https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCdn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg
https://playboard.co/en/channel/UC1DCedRgGHBdm81E1llLhOQ
https://playboard.co/en/channel/UChAnqc_AY5_I3Px5dig3X1Q
If you want to numberfag, I am sorry to tell you that not even Gura, the whole industry is dying, Gura is the one that is still keeping it up

Is Gura's tweet getting botted?

>>24977103
I enjoy your frustration and anger
meanwhile I am very pleased that I will see her stream tonight
tough luck "chumbie"

>normal break after a normal streaming week
>twitter reps
>stream tonight
>getting sponsored by Project Diva
>schizos seething
Chumbuds stay winning

>sponsored streams
>Horror kusoge
>collab spam
It's been so tiresome after she got her 3d. When's the next long playthrough? Members karaoke? Anime watchalong? Like what is going on with my gooba...

>>24977070
>still not real answers

>>24976959
Every time people talk about their lists of containment breakers I wonder if I'm on it

>he is still trying

>still trying

>>24977247
>get shown that “every single visible metric” is false
>doesn’t respond
same as it ever was

>>24977239
>normal streaming week
>4 fucking streams
>3 days
>normal break
I'm not sure what's worse, that you think that's normal or that you're technically right and it is normal for Gura now.

>>24977070
>''Nonono the channel will die, people are losing interest listen to me''
>''I'm satisfied if you aren't what will you do about it?''
>''complain on an anonymous board where Gura will never see it''
I'll never understand this strategy, is it some silly attempt of a riot against Gura or convert people?

>>24977279
>does...doesn't count

>>24977279
>what are conventions
And yes, 2 or 3 days off has been the norm for a LONG time

>>24977279
I remember when we freaked out after just 2 days

>>24977277
Her sub growth is worse than ever, her VODs are worse than ever, random niji 3 views mog her superchats, and her CCV is temporarily boosted by a few buff streams with 0 overlap. She'll go back to [kusoge you never heard of, 13k ccv] soon, don't worry.

>>24977335
>numbers
Kill yourself

>>24977279
Plus two con days and regardless of whether you count it or not she was a part of 5 hours of collabs on Monday

>>24977228
just one mindbroken retard

>>24977352
Number can't be deflected as schizo ramblings so you resort to ad hominem. Classic.

>>24977335
>13k ccv
Still mog the shit out of your oshi lmao

>>24977335
her sub growth is higher than average for a channel of her size (remember, you have to take into account that growth isn't linear), her VOD views are fine, ok i'll give you that one she gets mogged on supas (not that she needs them), her ccv has been inclining it's not just may. her worst ccv was in early 2021. stop just making shit up retard.

>>24977335
Why bother numberfagging Gura when she obviously isn't one and her numbers don't have any effect on my levels of enjoyment of her.
Sorry bro, I've been enjoying her since debut and I'll continue to enjoy her even if that makes you seethe for some reason.

why you fags even care about numbers? the only number you should give a fuck about is stream time, and she's on an all-time low

reminder

>>24977385
looks like you're right, I guess mental illness has many forms

>>24977420
Holy cope

>>24977260
Being here and also chatting isnt containment breaking.
Talking about being here is.

Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN, you, yes you.
Piss on my dick RIGHT NOW.

Is Gura a whore or a virgin?

>>24977508
Nyo~~~
Open your mouth instead!

>>24977391
>Number can't be deflected as schizo ramblings
They can when the chuuba in question doesn't give a fuck about numbers unlike the autists on here

>>24977535
Okay, that's fine too

>>24977420
My oshi is Gura. We used to rule the world. I know chumbies refuse the idea of numberfags existing for Gura, but that can't be true for the most subbed vtuber and you know it.

>>24977335
Good.
I dont want to share Gura

>>24977552
Gura's intent is irrelevant, her behavior will still be qualified and analyzed.

>>24977502
I know truth hurts but remember Gura can always pull 13k in a kusoge and SC reading while your oshi struggle to get 3k

>>24977607
Which is what will eventually kill her channel.
>I-i will be the last groomer
Right. Meanwhile she'll probably retire irrelevant and sad, none of her big dreams like huge lives or Miku collabs achieved, because chumbies couldn't keep her on top.

>>24977595
please kill yourself

>>24977391
they literally can be deflected as schizo ramblings because you haven't posted any proof to back up your claims whatsoever.

>>24977426
I've noticed she's back to getting 20k live viewers with some frequency again. Also, why do people insist on using the ccv as a reliable metric again?

huhaha guys what if I looked like this and you had to lift me up that ladder and you tried to lift me only to sink into my squishy inflated body huhaha...

>>24977639
Keep deflecting.

>>24977616
that doesn't make you any less schizo for caring and writing bait posts about numbers

>>24977595
I don't believe you. Just remember your oshi will never be as successful as Gura

>>24977665
>numberfags are retarded
who could have guessed

>>24977673
>His oshi is a 2view

>>24977665
non-numberfags like ccv because it's a number they can see and compare live - in real time i guess.

>>24977426
>her ccv has been inclining it's not just may
It totally is just may dude. She had 17k average for 3 months in a row.
>>24977679
I wish Gura was still as successful as she used to be.

Gura streamed more than 50 hours this months, isn't that enough for you?

km

>>24977665
Gura pulled 20k+ in 5 of her last 6 streams. What is that schizo talking about exactly?

>>24977665
her median and avg peak for may is her highest for 2022

Are you numberniggers lost?

>stream time declines
>CCV number inclines
oh yes, the Ayame effect

>>24977717
>Instead of worrying about stagnation/decline when presented to him he makes up a rrat about how the messenger has hidden agenda in favor of an imaginary rival.
I bet you are not vaxxed.

>>24977788
>"numberniggers" btfo schizo anti
>somehow this is a bad thing?

>>24977813
You are both scum and should die painfully

>>24977837
Yesmen killed gawr gura in 2023

woah dude the heckin numberinos aren't they fascinating

>>24977802
The less people stream the more people are excited for her to come back. Its why Sana outperforms pretty much all of EN now besides Gura.

>>24977812
>seething so hard that has to shift it to /pol/ shit
Why don't you go back and watch your 2view oshi?

>>24977802
>Ayame effect
>when Ayame streams once every 2 months

>>24977886
this is a bait post right? sana can't even beat ame who is the lowest myth right now.

>>24977802
Sana...

>>24977858
They would be but people numberfag wrong. Gura is an anomaly and comparing shit to an anomaly while interesting isn't exactly providing any useful data.

>>24977909
>Has to cope with the fact he killed his grandparents by defending an anime girl

Gura is back and is going to play some Miku, still cute too

i remember when gura used to only have 1 break day

>>24977886
>Its why Sana outperforms pretty much all of EN now
Not even remotely true

>>24977955
i remember when gura used to actually have a streaming schedule like ayame.

Sometimes I wonder if some of these schizos are chumbuds falseflagging as antis just to make them look pathetic. In case any of you are doing that please consider suicide.

>>24977925
>>24977958
>basically admits to shitposting
>still gets retards replying seriously.
amazing

>>24977917
Gura cute!

>>24977950
Looks like you are out of cope, fucking boring. Final reminder, Gura mogs your oshi and she will never reach Gura.

Friendly reminder that pretending to be a schizo is even sadder than actually being one.

>>24978084
>>24978093

/#/ and this place makes my statistics BA cry.

>>24978093
you can stop falseflagging as a chumbud now that you've outed yourself.

You walk into your bedroom and see this. What do?

>Gura liked this
Doesn't she kinda look like a... well... you know

>schizos pretending to be chumbuds pretending to be schizos
wew

>>24978200
Cute and Funny Vtuber?
Yes I would agree.

>>24978200
my wife? yeah that's exactly what she looks like.

>>24978200
My daughter?

>>24978192
Force her to eat a bowl of eggs and offer her to sleep on my couch
Given the size of those breasts, that's clearly not my wife Gura and I would never cheat on her

>>24978200
>I can be any age you want me to be.
She knows exactly what she's doing.

>>24978280
>doesn't post the soundpost
ngmi

>>24978297
>complains about not posting the soundpost while not posting it himself
ngmi

>>24978326
>complains about complaining about not posting the soundpost while not posting it himself without posting the soundpost himself
hoocha

>>24978365
>complains about complaining about complaining about complaining about... ogey, fine

Apparently denuvo makes the game stutter and that really breaks the abillity to do full combos.

Seeing how 90% of Gura rhythm game streams are her seething at lag uh...i'm not sure this is gonna be a good shilling experience for the miku devs

>>24978466
>Apparently denuvo makes the game stutter and that really breaks the abillity to do full combos.
of course it does thats what denuvo does and that is why I bitched about it earlier.

>>24978297
>>24978326
>>24978365
>>24978434
stfu

>>24978434
kek I was about to post it
you don't have the balls to pull the trigger

>>24978498
don't point that thing at me, i only made the first post. i didn't expect that to happen.

>>24978466
uhhhh yea.... have you never herd of denuvo before?

>>24978532
forgot to link >>24978498

>>24978487
You should SC your complaints to the devs!

>>24978577
Its kind of sad that people unironically use that kind of logic here.

>>24978498
fake, dino gura isn't allowed within 500 yards of any firearm

>>24978562
Try me

>>24978595
Sorry I forgot no jokes were allowed here...

>>24978623
no anon..... im not taking you seriously i know it was a joke.
Im saying people use this logic for Cover and Gura

>>24978623
reminder:not being able to pick up on jokes and sarcastic mannerisms is a surefire sign of autism.

>>24978605
yeah, top left? all me.

i can't fucking wait for more goomb Tiktoks

Will we ever get more dino Gura? She's so damn popular but feels forgotten

>>24978605
we already know how this ends

>>24978691
Will we ever get more dino Gura? She's so damn popular but feels forgotten

>>24978730
oh i thought strikethrough worked here.....
the more you know

>>24978730

>>24978110
i've said it before, but numberfags are the people who are bad with numbers, and who are mystified and confused by them. most of what they obsess over is literal kindergarten-level "how many is this" counting and they don't even count right a majority of the time.

>>24978730
ctrl+s newfag

>>24978730
>>24978766
Wait what?
It doesn't? I've never tried Test

>>24978791
thats a spoiler you stupid nigger.....

>>24978779
Would you say that to the numbers thread in /vt/ though?

>>24978730
Sir this is not /co/

>>24978714
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>24978827
why would i ever look in there?

>>24978791
this is the most newfag post i have possibly ever seen

>>24978779
what they really want is to rank vtubers and have winners/losers
kinda gross tbdesu. I dont think gura would like that sorta thing.

wiggle wiggle wiggle

>>24978840

>>24978888
I unironically want to have passionate sex with dino Gura

>>24978888
Look at this whore with her dino gurass

>>24978466
it sounds like it actually will run on proton, so i am willing to consider getting it for my steam deck, but i definitely need to see it in action in the stream first. if it runs like crap on her windows box then i guess sega can sit in the corner and ponder what they've done.

>>24978934
don't talk about my dino oshi like that

>>24945142
DHL-kun... please...

Gura has intentionally sang cups by anna kendrick so many times now it will definitely be a compilation with her singing that song when she eventually graduates, it's gonna be a definite tear jerker

>>24977951
>>24978498
rubrubrubrubrub
>>24978598
r u b r u b r u b r u b r u b

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GURAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU

>>24978926
rubrubrubrubrub

>>24979193
mine should be coming soon

Can someone link me the Dino Gura hentai.... I need it for reasons.

>>24979282
are you going to look at it and masturbate? be honest

>>24979282
https://litter.catbox.moe/buud3r.jpg

>>24979310
Thanks
>>24979299
honestly no.... but maybe later

Oh wow, she is actually doing her job. Let's all celebrate

>quality>quantity

LET'S GOOOO

>>24979443
That's a big shark

>>24979443
Nice tight