/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ike love!

I love Seffyna she is my beautiful seiso K-Fairy gf
(ง -᷄ω-᷅ )ว ٩( -᷄ω-᷅ )۶(ง-᷄ω-᷅ )ว ( -᷄ω-᷅ و(و

Mysta love

Nina Love!

Sonny spending most on food. Fatass whore.

Luca love! Luca is tired of his scuffed stream and so am I. I hope he goes back to australia tomorrow!

<3
I miss him

Luca...........................

This triggers the lucuck unicrosn. As does >>24961851

wuca wuca! i hope he feels better later

Don't tell me 12-hour birthday streams are the norm now?

Sonny taichou LOVE

>>24961849
I miss him...

Happy birthday cute genki kitty

>>24961876
Vox and Shu starting the all day nonstop celebration…

>>24961876
Thank god Elira and Pomu are not taking a day off just because one faggot thinks he can hog the entire day.

i hope he wont be too hungover when he wakes up

>>24961876
Please understand, all of the guys are numberfags

Sonny LOVE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OTOUTO!!!

I'll wait for the day Nina and Mika will do an off collab with your oshi and hijack it every 5 minutes

>>24961917
My oshi has no interest in them so they will never offcollab :)

>be me
>be teaching english in japan
>at a new school so doing an introduction to the students (name, country i'm from, hobbies, etc)
>students then come up to me to do quick self-introductions
>one girl mentions vtubers as her hobby
>"oh cool, i like vtubers too, who do you watch?"
>"nijisanji"
>"no way, me too! who is your favorite liver"
>she literally, unironically, i swear on me life replies "vox akuma"

almost fell out of my fucking chair lads

alban rape!

>>24961917
just nina. mika will probably live with mysta

Luca is a misogynist.

I can't believe Nina and Mika peed inside Luca's mouth...

>>24961940
if this is true, this is hilarious

>>24961940
there is no choice anon, you must groom her

Alban's gonna make staff nya

>>24961954
Damn, just like me.

>>24961956
GOD

>>24961940
does she look like an average yumejo

What would you say the gender ratio is ITT? 90% male? 80%?

>comes home from work
>luca is still streaming
>opens stream
>Mika is talking into the mic
>closes stream
Aight, 1 more week it is

>>24961917
So....
Alban and Pomu?

>>24961976
It's been a female majority since Luxiem.

>>24961954
BASED

>>24961980
Let’s wait patiently for his return

>>24961976
everyone should vocaroos so we can find out

>>24961976
Almost all the men act like women so 200%

why is akkeyna on axia's stream?

>>24961980
you missed him addressing a schizo comment

>>24961976
right now its 80% female
we're the minority during these hours bro

>>24961917
thank god my oshi is in ethyria. nina doesnt care about them.

>>24961940
Are your students in high school?

Has Alban given a rough schedule for his stream today? Just really wanting to tune in to a totsu

I'm actually enjoying Mika's antics with Luca for once.

>>24961940
Who's your favorite liver anon?

>>24961993
lol no women are just annoying and can't shut up for more than a minute
they are the definition of a loud minority

>>24961976
do fags count as women?

>>24962004
True. The aussie anons should go first.

>>24962015
Trannies don't count as women.

his legs are so skinny???

>>24961976
This thread is just one guy talking to himself.

>>24962042
yeah nah fuck off not falling for this shit again

>>24962029
shes boosting his mood

>>24962010
I was reading the thread omw home, but looks like it turned out fine somehow
>>24962018
thank fuck my other oshi is Millie

>>24961876
Only Vox and Alban because Shu has 4 streams that can be combined for 16 hours.....

>>24962009
>>24962058
He looks just like Akina it's so funny

>>24961917
She's going to Australia next week. Good luck lucubs.

>>24962004
>retard voice and thick accent
I'm good, thanks.

None of today's streams look interesting I guess that means I can finally start catching up on Pomu's MGS vods.

>>24962074
anon.....it's Luca
he could be talking to a stranger and it would boost his mood
it's just rude to keep interrupting the stream they can hang out all they want after he ends and not this half one-sided convo viewers can't even fully hear without headphones it's awkward as fuck

>>24962113
It can't be that bad
Hit me

Will 12hrs+ bday stream be a trend

Not gonna lie, it's gonna be hillarious seeing how barely anyone will attend Finana's birthday. You will most likely need only one hand to count how many people will be in it. Pomu for example will definitely not attend it seeing how Finana has been acting towards her, especially now that she leeched enough subs to suprass her.

>>24962131
Now you know what I feel whenever NijiEN does their discord GCs live.

>>24962131
i think its fine, hes already aware its an issue but his comfort > chat's comfort right now after that dono

>>24962146
among the boys (minus fulgur), yes

>>24961887
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias/status/1529788261165580290
Will he give us a guerilla sometime..

>>24962166
How is this not an anti thread at this point?

how do people just wake up and think time to shitpost on 4chan

>>24962028
>>24946850

Luca just pulled a Rikka...

>>24961934
>Your oshi has no interest in them
Ah, welcome holobronie or 2view only lover, because everyone in NijiEN and main branch likes them.

>>24962205
finana has no fanbase

>>24962178
He’s aware it’s an issue? Has he talked about it? I thought he only addressed the anti donos?

>>24962199
I'd love another guerilla like the one he did last week...

Does Nina have any identity of herself?
I remember she used to play tons of games and her jojo watchalong before luxiem

>>24961852
Do you not? Groceries are my biggest monthly expense

>>24962230
explain

>>24961917
how come these bitches rarely do 1 on 1 collab with each other? can't they leech each other to infinity?

>>24962205
Ryuguards don't exist.
Larpers, sure.

AXIAAAA'S NEW OUTFIT

>>24962178
I thought he only adressed people being dissapointed in the scuff/canceled streams
he probably has no clue how annoying it is to have someone barge into his stream every 5 seconds

>>24962185
I doubt Sonny has the stamina for it even if he wanted to do it

>>24961917
sorry anon But my oshi is fucking simp. He would never off-collab with any woman other than his crush.

Ike in Alban's chat

>>24962230
who's that

>>24962272
Blue Akina

Luca... I thought you said Lucy was back in Australia...

>>24961940
rape her

>>24962249
not the others jumping in but hes addressed his streams have sucked, hes cancelled them late and not made them a priority, etc

>>24962131
Didn't the thread call all the girls fans complaining about their streams getting interrupted all the time and just wanting solo streams to stay solo streams holobrony unicorns for months?

Funny how the same treatment doesn't happen when it's the males fans complaining about their streams being interrupted.

>>24961876
Did the girls ever do countdown/long birthday streams like the boys have been doing? Who started this...

>>24962262
rent

>>24962318
femcels have double standards, what else is new?

>>24962143
No it definitely is. I've been made fun of for my voice quite a bit.

>>24962227
so i can sleep for 2 hours and come back

>>24962113
Could be worse, you could have the stereotype fat low test nerd voice.

>>24962314
So he’s not aware about people jumping in being a problem then. Especially with his chat practically enabling him anyway…

>>24962269
I don't know about Mika but Nina has no audience of herself, she turns into a 2view if she's not leeching off the boys

Time is moving so fucking slow I want mire Salome desu was…

>>24962166
Not when Legatus is there to save the day

>>24962338
Countdown : Luca
12 hours stream : Vox

did axia get an update on his rig?

>>24962364
no point in addressing it when he'll go back home to it not being a constant problem

>>24962318
Pretty sure the lucubs have sealed their reputation as unicorn and schizo lately...

>>24962265
>>24962300

>>24962262
It’s burger hours, most of us probably spend 1/3 of our income on housing

>>24962401
edengumi has yes

>>24962411
Funny how it turned out fujoshart femcels are the biggest unicorns. All that whining and calling the girls' fans holobrony unicorns bite them back in the ass.

>>24962227
Thanks anon

>>24962395
No, the countdown was started by Mysta

>>24962318
dumbass it's completely different if your oshi is in an open VC waiting for someone to join while they stream
compared to a fucking SOLO stream getting interrupted every 5 seconds, they're not even properly in the stream, they're just distracting

Luca and Pomu joined Selen in her Tierlist one
and it was amazing

>>24962411
i'm pretty sure it's because they're all hags

>>24962403
we’re not sure if it’s really confirmed that he’ll be back soon with him constantly telling lame cover ups and lies atm but I hope he goes back australia tomorrow…

>>24962250
Same. He was so cute

>>24962454
>samefag spotted....

>>24962454
yes females are insane luxiem was a mistake *insert luxnoc thread* go back

....

>>24962278
Would he even want to? He did 4.5 hours totsu for his birthday which is normal enough.

>>24962492
hes not going back tomorrow, at least be a little more realistic anon

what is it with blonde haired people and schizos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCrGHXMi1lc

>>24962166
I would anti everyone minus Fulgur and Millie

>>24961940
you are now imagining her masturbating to his ASMR while putting off the homework you assigned her

>>24962476
>Luca and Pomu joined Selen in her Tierlist one
I remember Dragoons complaining all day for Luca joining in as if he was unwelcomed though.

>>24962510
>>24962511
>no argument
Once again an easy win, femoids will always be the inferior species compared to us chads.

>>24962262
car payments

Don’t bother replying. We already established about the existence of luca/lucub schizo, they live to enjoy (you)s.

>>24962492
im abstaining and enjoying enna and pomu vods.

Inb4 Nina babytrapped Luca to blackmail him into marriage have an actual case to move to aus since she doesn’t have money, skills, or family there

mystakes come hear your oshi in luca's stream

One of luca's paypig is kinda hot. I might masterbate to her

>>24962544
Based

>>24962476
>it's ok when it happens to one of the girls but not my Luca
If you say so sis.

>>24962166
Fuuchan, Shu, Elira, Rosemi, Luca , Selen, Ike, Alban, Uki will join her birthday stream right?

>>24962572
Luca will just pull the Oliver card and call it a day.

>>24962476
It's his choice to not ignore them or ask them not to do it off stream tho. I don't remember this happening as much on Mysta, Vox or Ike's stream.

>>24962580
who

lucuks are having a melty again haha...

>>24962576
What did he say

>>24962604
>Shu
>Luca
>Ike
>Alban
>Uki
lol
lmao even

>>24962608
Yumi k

Remember when drunk Nina and Alban held Elira's Minecraft stream hostage for 4+ hours when Nina begged Elira to join VC and she was too nice to refuse and then they wouldn't let her leave? Anyone who's surprised by Nina doing all she can to steal the spotlight during Luca's streams whenever she can is a newfag or a retard, she's always made her content out of other liver's content.

>>24962338
Petra had a long birthday stream because she had a totsu where she invited tons of KR ID and JP senpai + all the ENs. I've only watched 3/4 of it since it was so long.

>>24962626
hes just talking about luca's new emotes

>>24962566
Any enna vods to recommend? I loved her mother simulator.

AXIA PRETTY

>>24962554
>male and female liver join
>provide kino content that wouldn't have happened otherwise
>seethe because one of them has a dick

Nina and Mika are not contributing anything to Lucas stream. Hell I'd love if he collabed with my other oshis, Millie and Enna especially

>>24962618
Based Nina for making them seeth and come out as projecting unicorns they were. I fucking kneel.

>>24962539
Now that you mention it, Pomu, Sonny, and Luca's fanbase are the most obnoxious one here.

>>24962644
They are pretty nice

>>24962668
He's so cute

PREGNANCY TALK WITH LUCA AND MYSTA POG

>>24962341
>>24962435
I see I see... I pay my annual rent in one go so I don't consider it my monthly payments. Didn't consider that.

>>24962564
Are car payments expensive? Never owned/driven a car so I have no clue

>>24962645
puzzle streams are relaxing
unpacking
noodle stream

>>24962604
>Fuuchan
sure
>Shu
sick
>Elira
sick
>Rosemi
absent
>Luca
sure
>Selen
lol
>Ike
lol
>Alban
smoking meth
>Uki
busy sucking Fuuchan's cock under a table.

Enter Mysta in Luca's stream!

>>24962679
t. projecting rosecuck/fagelira

>>24962679
you forgot Millie schizo

This thread's being mean today I guess it's time to retreat. gn anons

>>24962729
gn

>>24962576
AHHHH I MISSED HIM... so cute

>Mysta enters a SOLO stream
>*crickets*
Nice double standards, sisters.

>>24962709
well then uki would still technically be there

>>24962708
Thanks!

Has there been a 12months pregnancy?

schizos have no oshis to watch, no vods to catch up on

>>24962645
i forgot but her karaoke's are always nice

>>24962705
depends on the car. im paying 260aud a week for mine

Have we done this pic as puzzle yet?
I wanna do a birthday sexcat puzzle.

>>24962761
i think mysta was getting it confused with when moms say "my baby is 14 months old"

>>24962475
What did Mysta do for his bday? How long did he go on for?

just a little over 2 hours more desu wa...

The absolute fucking state of this thread holy shit. Bye

>>24962784 (me)
Or maybe this one?

>>24962811
keep seething lucuck unicorn

>>24962771
Shitposter schizos only oshi is (you)s, they come for (you) and nothing more. They’ll use anyone at the moment to get more (you).

i wanna eat axia

>>24962811
bye

I switched to watch Ebio play DBD, sanity restored

>>24962835
i wanna see lauren eat axia

>>24962782
Cor, every week? Christ. How long do you have to pay it for?

Mysta's voice is so cute but I can't deal with all three of them...

Does anyone have a birthday schedule for nijien members?

>>24962860
who is he playing with? is he doing it alone again?

>>24962645
I'll add her Quantic Dream games playthroughs, making roomie lunch, the latest apex collab and the besties off collab.

>>24962870
6 years, this was during covid so the dealer scalped my ass. im dumping an extra 1k every month on the repayments so it goes away quicker though

>>24962811
Bye! Thread sucks, time to close it

>>24962880
theyre not too bad

>>24962909
still cant believe they did a pacifist run and won

>>24962899
he's playing with a few others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nAfjaC4nEs

>>24962771
>>24962833
shitposters are in love with anons... there's no low that's low enough for them, they'll stoop to the bottoms if that's what it takes to get the attention from their beloved anons

>>24962909
So many vods… I’ll have to take them slowly

>>24962947
how romantic... they're just tsun...

Do Ryuguards have the biggest schizos among the girls?
>>/vt/thread/S24922898
Not to mention how they always check her fans on discord and twitter

>>24962947
Schizo x anons, good fanfic material for hatelove…

luca...i did want to sleep before alban starts his bday game relay but you wont end..

when are Albans totsus?
I want to make sure I dont miss Rosemi joining

>>24962950
we have a 3 week enna drought so best to spread them out until she comes back

>>24962936
It's just a me problem. But yeah, Mika actually annoys me.

>>24962963
Playing hard to get...
Damn anons...! They need to correct each other!

>>24962880
I find the conversation nice...

>>24962604
Optismistic ryuguard...

>>24962986
I think she said at one point it still might be possible to stream if she really wanted to?

>Alban: I'm the secret 5th member of Ethyria guys

We're comparing schizos now?

>>24962981
Anything notable happening other than what’s already discussed here? I’m watching alban now.

>>24963002
Nooo... give the schizo the cold shoulder, make them suffer and feel isolated because no one wants them around

kek
https://twitter.com/Yugo_Asuma/status/1529782852635664384

>>24962604
lazulight, fuuchan+whoever follows him in

>>24963029
hmm not really! theyre just talking about random things right now

So how much nosecandy do you think alban had to buy for today?

>>24963022
Let's compare boob sizes instead sisters

wave 6 when
obsydia outfits when

>>24962913
That's shite, fuck that pos.

>>24962709
>>24962636
>>24963007
>>24963048
>>24962166
>>24962383
Will save and grudge post on the day :)

>>24963051
Thanks! I guess they’ll continue like this until Luca decides to end stream.

>>24963059
Next week
Next week

>>24963059
when people stop caring about being new talents and being proper staff members to support them

>>24963084
Everyone will join except Vox.

>>24963037

>>24963131
kek it's kind of embarrassing that she didn't join him

>>24962799
I want Rosemi to collab with her

>>24963036
Giving the scizo the cold shoulder...
Letting the schizo try to get anon's attention...
Only for anon to pay his full attention to other anons...
This unnerves the schizo that he ramps up his antics...
Anon continues to enjoy other anons company...
Schizo feels dejected... Feels tossed aside... replaced...
Jealousy festers...

Oh sonny finally finished Rain World? Fucking finally

mysta doesnt make luca's model look any different than usual compared to the others

Don't worry about me, I'll just be here by myself doing the sexcat puzzle
https://puzzle.aggie.io/Yuc5u3

Mysta in Luca is actually a bit cute

when will Vox and Rosemi collab
i need the two creatures from Hell in one place

yoo oooooona anon we're passing the dart hit the gas my dude

>>24963191
Oh god I actually want to see this interaction now. Rosemi please do this, Vox is too retarded to start on his own…

>>24963159
h-hot... i hope fanfic elira writes us more...

>Uno collab on Alban in an hour
>Elira said she will be in it
>need to sleep.
bros, what do I do?

>holy shit whats up with slack
>uhhh youre in trouble
haha say sike youre just joking mysta

>>24962784
gotcha! alban puzzle: https://puzzle.aggie.io/SJ2UWD

Finana should play Sleeping Dogs
It's basically GTA x Yakuza which were her best playthroughs plus the Hong Kong setting could attract some of the boys's fans and she would enjoy the aesthetic of it

Shut the fuck up Nina

@me when someone joins Alban's stream

>>24963191
It'll probably be another of the Shu collab situation where he tries too hard to be seiso.
Unless they make it a FNAF collab.

>>24963174
>>24963190
That was so cute

>>24962679
Obnoxious how? Pomudachi is really only when she plays MGS, Briskadets with their horny posting, Lucub schizos because of the offcollab?

https://twitter.com/Miga_Chen/status/1529004688229605377

>2 days
FUCK

>>24963261
Thats enough to be annoying

>>24963234
Mane-san woke up and saw the vod from last nights drinking stream now they're all getting a bollocking.

Why so triggered sisters? Can't handle the truth that you're the biggest unicorns?

>>24963235
Sleep for 50 minutes

>>24962679
That not what rosebuds, dragoons and fameliras are though?

>>24963285
>Shoto

>>24963152
They seem to barely know each other anyways
He didn't even know she was a mermaid

>Elira thought me
Elira????

No gravel?

annie!!!

it's healthier to close the stream if you feel annoyed for whatever reason
If you can't get a good mood out of it then what's the point watching anyway

>>24963285
>Mika
>Oliver
>Shoto
>Suha

Leah the Yakuza Princess...
Annie the Mob Underboss...

Annie with another 1000 dollars for the second day in a row

>>24963306
you can seethe all you want but he's an honorary NijiEN

>>24963159
Schizo getting desperate for attention…
Anons just enjoying each other as they left the schizo alone…
Schizo cries in desperation for love…
Hot…

annie/leah

ILL MISS YOU LUCAAAA

>>24963167
I miss it already.... I'm gonna buy it

>>24963364
What's wrong with Oliver and Suha?

Good morning Pomu!

>>24963389
>honorary
Fuck off holofag

>>24963364
I'm surprised they didn't throw in ironmouse, gumi and the rest of the twitch streamers in too while they were at it

>>24963439
Nothing. Just don't want them included in EN fanart as well.

>>24963445
he is. seethe

>>24963362
most sane anon itt

>>24962338
The Countdown was started by Elira, and the long birthday stream was started by Selen, and then further extended by Nina. Millie even did 3 birthday streams before the boys were even in the picture.

>>24963441
And here comes the fairysharts to ruin a good thread

>>24963285
Mika and Oliver I can understand but Shoto? Nigga what, he's not even in Nijisanji.

>>24963144
what's with the font yugo kek

>>24963479
Oh.

>>24963480
>outed

Luca ended… he’ll not stream tomorrow, I hope he goes back Australia…

>>24963159
>>24963391
he's needy... >>24963488

https://puzzle.aggie.io/VmAiIe

>>24963489
Some luxiemsisters are unironically unaware of this, unfortunately

>>24963441
Go back

>>24963381
Where do these women pull all that money from?

Im will not watch a 12hrs bday stream

>>24963506
>seething

>>24963524
is it confirmed he will go back? I closed the stream midway in....

>>24963551
onlyfans

>>24963548
What's wrong holofagoon? Still mad Luca cucked you yesterday?

Hey sisters any new cute fuuchan art since last night?

what does he mean by this?

>>24963577
Nope… it’s only speculation based on what he said how long the trip will be

>>24963567
>>24963506
can you two kiss and fuck off on your honeymoon ?

Why must it be 12 hour streams... 6 is a perfectly reasonable number.... they also already do countdowns...

>>24963600
Not really

>>24963441
Good morning!

Glad we had a dose of Mysta today, I'm hoping he shows up during Alban's totsu too. He is his son afterall

why arent the femanons doing their matriarchal duties and spamming yaoi...

>>24963624
>replied
Yep you clearly are, otherwise it wouldn't trigger you KEK

>>24963650
Thread isn't that bad is it?

>>24963661
Oh look I did it again

Should i jack off to Salome before, during or after her stream?

>>24963636
>>24963441
hiya Pomies

>>24963650
fine

>>24963680
no but i just want to stroke it to yaoi again

>>24963178
>>24963241
>>24963541
too many puzzles...

>>24963617
So people from all time zones has a chance to join without losing sleep may be?

>>24963650
It doesn’t work as effective as you think it did, so they don’t do it unless asked, and it’s not that bad anyway.

Does Alban even have a schedule for this stream? Vox at least had one and it made that stream manageable.

>>24963696
just do a long edging session that cover all those time periods.

>>24963723
Reminder that anons are forming cliques and erping in puzzle rooms.

>>24963650
I thought the thread isn't so bad that yaoi posting is required yet?

>>24963601

>>24963643
I couldn't listen to it... I miss his solo streams. Oh well, guess I'll do my best to watch a vod today.

Alban making miracles happen in minecraft. What the fuck was that

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm40521725
Pretty good summary of Pomu in retrospect.

>>24963749
uno in the next hour with rotating participants, don't know for the rest.

>>24963441
>>24963636
>>24963711
Finally the thread's quality will go up.

>>24963763
wait you guys are erping in yours!? i picked the wrong puzzle...

>>24963754
Going by yesterday's stream it's hardly long enough for a good edging session.

>>24963650
I'll only post this because seisoxiem with bottom Luca is hot

https://twitter.com/AXIA_96NE/status/1529811278705094656
Not gay but this guy would get it.

>>24963793
you fucking fujos made me masturbate to yaoi for the first time back then. why dont you just see it through and post more

>>24963763
>my /nijien/ crush is probably erping with another anon is discord rn

>>24963797
Luca telling his friends to not stop the stream/end the call is always endearing to me… he’s been doing it almost everytime too these days… I love my baby boy so much…

>>24963723
2nd one is a troll link

>>24963825
SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX AAHHHHHHH POMU IS SO SEXY AND HOT HOT HTOTHOT HOT HOT HOT SEX SEXSEXSEX

>>24963717
Cute, honest anon..

Good night.
Time to sleep.
Have fun watching streams and VODs.

>>24963866
S-source please… I love seisoxiem threesome… no matter who bottoms.

>>24963874
Don't worry anon, I don't erp and I especially won't erp with other anons behind your back.

>>24963851
the first time is never a long one winkwink

>>24963797
cute...

>>24963391
Depriving the schizo the attention he needs...
Said needs becomes an obsession...
Anon, for God knows why, suddenly gave the schizo the attention he desperately needed... even if it's in form of a single post...
Endorphins released, euphoria sets in, acceptance, addiction, pleasure, a plethora of emotions rages inside his head, heart, and especially, his soul...
The attention, the long sought acknowledgement of his ignored existence... finally achieved...
...
... but it was not enough...
Sated his urges was, but it was never quenched... Only a temporal solution to the now growing need inside his thoughts...
Addiction...
Obsession...
Anon's attention, the orgasmic feeling of gaining his attention once again... He now seeks more...

so what's alban's schedule?
seems weird to start off with a solo gameplay. usually people would go directly into reading the birthday tag cause there's a shit ton of stuff there, before going to the totsu

>>24963922
You've a point.

>>24963877
i thought it was cute fulgur and millie told him they missed him just hanging out in vc and millie just wanted him to come back and sit in vc with her when he does

>>24963920
here you go
https://twitter.com/kawakaiApplePie/status/1529405620155076608?s=20&t=W5DM2CGLSZ_YDLLz8_rjFg

>>24963943
I love you fanfic anon…

I hate birthdays

pleasant surprise on a KR stream

>>24963947
he did that last night

>>24963943
hot......

Im a guy here and I only enjoy the yaoi stuff because of all the mass and effort all these stupidly horny girls put it to them
you fuckers are scary as hell

>>24963643
Alban being Mysta (and Ike)'s son is something I wish more people know of

># is seething again
Explains why the thread is shit. And no, I'm not going to take my meds.

>>24963943
of all the things for fanfic anons to write about for the first time in weeks, it's schizo anon fanfics

>>24963982
Thank you, bless you…

i'm gonna sex the cat

>>24964029
When aren't they seething about Nijisanji?

>>24963825
She's so short ToT

>>24963601

>>24963943
THIS is how you save a thread.

>>24964003
oh shit i didn't even realize he had a prebirthday stream.
was that before or after the drunk zatsu that fulgur uki & friends did?

>>24964016
He's their lovechild yes

>>24963943
Tsundere and virgin male anons trolling the naive luxiemsisters because they're like little boys who flirt by annoying the girls they like...
Schizos get jealous when their posts are ignored or when the sisters gush about their oshi, they think to themselves why couldn't that be me...?

>>24964029
Which stream broke them?

>>24964164
>Tsundere and virgin male anons trolling the naive luxiemsisters because they're like little boys who flirt by annoying the girls they like...
do not fucking call me out ever again

>>24964115
it started during it

>>24964164
My sides, where are they. I love this so much.

>>24964029
Salami hasn’t even streamed yet, what is there to seethe about?

>>24963877
I remember some people getting triggered by him "not letting people leave/pressuring them to stay" before. I wonder if that was the reason Fuuchan pushed Yugo to ask for permission. Making it more clearly an in-joke and cute interaction so people would shut up about it.

>>24964101
Fuuchan a cutie...

>>24963982
tentacles...

>>24963943
Kek

>>24964180

>>24964164
>they're like little boys
ToT carry on...

>>24964029
Stop going in there, you dumb broad.

>>24963428
Sonny thanks you for supporting a good game!

>>24964164
How am I supposed to attract femanons without annoying them

there is so much shota!Luca and Shu nowadays....ToT

>>24964370
Just behave like a good malewife and talk about the boys.

>>24964417
pedo

>>24964370
Try posting a vocaroo

>>24964370
vocaroos

>>24964371
o7

>>24964434
don't call Shu a pedo.....

>>24964417
Shu being Luca’s caretaker is so fitting…

>>24964163
I like how Mysta just casually decided Ike is the mom.
And he's somehow surprised people ship him with Ike, he's really dense in a lot of way huh....

Thanks fanfic sisters, I love you so much. Goes to my next compilation of fics that legitimately made me laugh.

>>24964548
post some of your other ones i'm curious now

>>24964164
Schizos, to fill the gaping hole that they themselves created within their being, tries to catch the attention of any anons within the vicinity, regardless of the their orientation....
Sisters... bros... furries... not worthy of deeper thought...
It all comes down to fulfilling the need... them trying to save themselves from the hunger they purposefully brought to themselves, all in futility...
Poetic, that mankind's penchant for self-destruction can be witnessed at the individual level... With the schizo as the prime example for the world to see...
The schizo... driven mad by hunger, driven even more to the edge by the crumbs bequeathed to him by anons either due to pity or ignorance...
The schizo, for all intents and purposes... has devolved into one of the very things he ridiculed...
A whore. a mere object whose entire will, purpose and being is defined on how the anons of this thread treats him... A common good meant to be exploited by the masses...

>>24952504
it's been an hour since I started and I'm now stuck here. Why did I have to fucking include the retired members, I just wanted to have Yuuya and Lulu in my rankings...

>>24964509
its actually scary how even passing comments about other male members is taken and used to produce even serious fan art work

>>24964370
Just be a generally nice anon who provides a good laugh/amusement. Women loves guys who knows how to be amusing while being relatively harmless. Which is also why vocaroos was constantly requested…

damn Alban calling out the drunkies lol

>>24962370
Newfagnigga, stop using terms you don't know what they mean. "2view" is literally barely no views to famously, being 2 viewers. Nina maintains her usual 900-1.4k which no "2view" indie will ever obtain.
>>24962554
>I remember Dragoons complaining all day
No they didn't lmao. I was watching the split, they found it hilarious like everyone else. Fuck outta here.

>>24964614
I want to fill schizo's gaping hole...

>>24964424
Okay... Today I went grocery shopping since I wanted to make a chicken stew because it's starting to get colder and stews are comfy.
So I got home after buying the things and made the chicken stew and while that was simmering I started washing my clothes, separated into colours of course.
I looked out the lawn and thought it was getting a little too long so I mowed it.
There's another hour left on the stew and the laundry is all clean, dry, and neatly folded.
Right now I'm just watching Alban while ironing some of my collared shirts for work. That's about it for now I guess?

You ever just eat a Kraft single over the sink and wonder where you went wrong in life while a squirrel stares at you from a nearby tree?

Impregnate Elira

>>24964657
I love long posts Rosebuds, always read them.

>>24964580
I only have two atm, this one currently plus the Luca goes to fuck Sonny fanfic.

>>24964509
To be fair Ike does give off more mom vibes compared to Mysta, not that Mysta gives off dad vibes either... I love MystIke

>>24964684
I used to be in your shoes. Then I shot all the squirrels.

>>24964684
relatable minus the kraft single and the squirrel

>>24964679
cute...