/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Current Streams
https://youtu.be/ucGYieH_j_U
Pippa is talking about Self-Defense

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi is playing Dune: Spice Wars

IM GONNA MARRY YOU ROSEBUD

>>24945510
Still no Aoi in the OP. I gave you 24 hours anon. Good day.

I want to hug the Pippa.

>ywn French kiss Pippa and accidentally touch an abscess with your tongue, pop it, and then drink her puss
It hurts bros

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Lisa shouldn't be spending time with PC girls like Pippa

Lisa spent most of her stream tonight talking about being extremely lactose intolerant and having an upset tummy almost everyday

ピッパ抱きします!

>>24945751
same

>>24945749
ピッパちゃんの小さくてかわいい足指!

What are Pippa's fetishes? Timestamp or clip?

Just this once I get the first go before Lia likers on rosebuds posting in this thread.

>>24945638
do you think pippa smokes tobacco froma pipe or chewing tobacco
im assuming either she or her family grows their own

Flakes will be MINE

Anyone else feels this intense craving to hear Lumi calling you a nigger in a teasing voice?

Watching people die with Pippa.

>>24945874
I just want to hear her say it

>>24945823
at this point it's a competition, not only are rosebuds soft and smooth they also cook and clean. this is a real prize

>Pippa has fans that like like her feet, smell her farts, and drink her abscess goo
>Lori can’t even get a fan to willingly watch her stream
Where did it go wrong?

I like Lia.

As someone who has never heard of him that lawofselfdefense page makes that guy looks like a grifter. I understand how Pippa feels about it.

>>24945956
Has Lori considered dogwhistling to polfags

You morbin', /pcg/?

>>24946116
kinda falling asleep tbdesu

>>24945956
>>24946033
It's kind of emblematic how many Phase fans think it's spelled "Lori" and not "Iori"

>>24946178
I was genuinely confused myself and thought I was missing something.

>>24945956
>Lori can’t even get a fan to willingly watch her stream
qrd?

>>24946116
what the fuck does this mean

>>24945956
>Lori can’t even get a fan to willingly watch her stream
not sure who Lori is but Iori is doing pretty good with the world of warcraft streams on twitch.

>>24946227
It's over, anon. Finished. Ended. Too late to fix.

>>24946116
I'm sweating bullets on Pippa's behalf with the shit shes showing on stream rn.

>>24945956
I just don't like World of Warcraft.

Like a world class trained German shepherd where ever your feet go so do I Yuri I will always be by your side making sure you don't step on anything dangerous curling up around your feet to keep them warm keeping them well groomed with my tongue Yuri you can put a collar on me keep me naked make me eat from a bowl I do not care I will do whatever you ask as long as you are kind enough to grace me with the honor of caring for your tantalizingly beautiful feet

Also John and Larry don't shoot each other because they're white, Pippa. That's why. You know it and I know it.

>>24946116
boutta hit the hay since i need to wake up early tomorrow (sigma male shit)

>>24946294
the actor for morbius got interviewed by Fubuki and it was very awkward. Someone made a joke on twitter that when he transforms he shouts "ITS MORBIN TIME"

>>24946294
You not morbin' bro? You don't appreciate the latest Marvel product? No an enjoyer of the greatest work of cinema of the century?

>>24946178
>>24946219

>>24946341

>>24946380
>You will never be Yuri's professional bodyguard, showing up in sunglasses and being super awkward and huge because she doesnt need a bodyguard

>>24946433
No faggot.

>>24946341
me during the rage stream. This doesn't seem as bad imo

>>24946400
ive had this image and quote suck in my mind for days now. something about foobs face really captures the morbin spirit

>>24946515
She looks so excited like a child in the front row who gets to see her favorite wrestler in action.
>That's Rey Mysterio
>He's going to 619

>Autistic surplus gun company donates to the funny bunny
>”Hey, send me stuff and I’ll review it!”
God, she’s gonna get sent a bayonet and somehow cut her own hands off or something.

>>24946480
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=lori
Go as far back as you like, or better yet, watch some streams, dumb newnigger.

>>24946487
Yeah, Pippa knows mostly what she's doing.

>>24946627
You know she owns firearms right? She will be fine, the meme about her breaking shit is more along the lines of her being clumsy with dishes and accidentally breaking games and websites.

>>24946487
>>24946668
I didn't watch the rage stream, so I can't say.

>>24946627
Make a Pippa patch

>>24946294
Do you remember all the Wachowski & Keanu Reeves movies between Matrix Revolutions and John Wick/Matrix Ressurections that were super hyped up only to completely implode seconds later?
It's that but for a guy whose main claim to fame in recent years was portraying a version of the Joker everyone fucking hated.
Massive hype and terrible execution to the point making fun of it is the only thing keeping it from being forgotten.

>>24946687
she has no guns because she's scared she'll blow her brains out during a menhera episode

>>24946627
Some MREs should be stream safe and make for good content

>>24946627
Approaching optimal Pippa timeline, all we need now is emergency food supply and water filtration sponsorships, completed with the segment on Alex Jones.

>>24946820
>she has no guns because she's scared she'll blow her brains out during a menhera episode
Wait am i fucking retarded? I swear she had her conceal carry

>>24946668
After she almost got fired for the rage stream.
Yes, she learned the lesson.
Cat told me since he still leaking shit

>>24946820
She has several guns. Is Phase big enough for it to have clipfaggots who have no idea what they are talking about now?

>>24946801
morbin' with my boys
morbin' with my boys
we gon be morbin' all night long
morbin' till we can't no more

Pippa with fishnets!

>>24946870
>he's taking that faggot seriously
Yes

>>24946881
>almost got fired
Complete fan-fiction.

>>24946881
Which was the rage stream?

>>24946881
Now I wish I knew what was in that stream.

I LOVE LIA

Marylander here (where Baltimore is) this shooting should not have happened. We have very strict handgun laws and almost never issue carry permits. I feel like this was an illegal firearm.

>>24946964
>>24946969
The rage stream was a stream called "Rage" which gave Pippa a massive and permanent CCV boost.

>>24947005
>Baltimore

I ate too much icream like a fat boy, now my tummy hurts!

uruga makes me horby what do

>>24947005
>Baltimore
>blacks
>may have been an illegal illegal firearm

https://youtu.be/d-_sIhYovcs (Lia POV)
https://youtu.be/c306hMXi1Ac (Uruka POV)
Lia and Uruka are playing Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes

>>24947109
do you want me to rub and kiss it to make you feel better?

>>24947062
>permanent CCV boost
The stream itself? No. The knock-on effects? Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-_sIhYovcs
WATCH THE ALIEN AND THE BEAR
I hope the raid function works already so Pips can dump her viewers into their stream once she's done.

>>24947156
yes

>>24947062
I mean I know "generally" what it covered, because i like a person involved with a lot of what brought in her influx, just not sure what would have been so "bad" in it. I didn't generally pay too much attention to that stuff.

>>24947062
Torrent?

>>24946778
We’ve already done way better.

>>24947109
im going to punch you in the stomache until you throw up and feel better.

>>24947205
Just do your reps then. This one is pretty easy

>>24947250
Fucking kek

>>24947232
archive reps
Or maybe actually read the OP.

>have a bunch of video games on backlog
>cant decide what to play
>end up watching vtubers all day
help

>>24946627
I promise I'll dull the blade so she doesn't hurt herself.
Speaking of which any recommendations on what spicy things I should send? I have access to basically everything the Brazilian army uses. What would be the funniest?

>>24947250
Based
But consider the following

I will be breaking the lock on Pippa's backdoor, if you get what I'm saying

>>24947250
>ghost gun
BIDEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>uruka actually didnt go to bed
She's getting her college experience in.

>>24947355
>namefag
Prove it or larp

It's kinda cute how pippa gives generic common sense advice like it's some 200IQ take

>don't randomly shoot people!
Thanks pips

>>24947398
with me

>>24947267
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OUR CUTE ROSEBUDS

pippa would be a seriously annoying gf

>>24947429
she's confidently retarded

>>24947401
It’s not the real KHI, probably some autistic chubster

>>24947398
Uruka would be incredibly easy to pressure into taking drugs.

>>24947429
If you have common sense you're at least in the top 10% intelligence wise.

>>24947062
This stream was when the IBS timeloop started

>>24947250
Based, but I'm more willing to take a Pippa patch to the range.

>>24947456
you mean a seriously sexy gf

>>24947439
Ok ok im sorry jeez, here I will let you punch the rosebud instead and I will hold them while cheering you on.

>>24947374
What is a ghost gun?

>>24947456
I've had friends that have dated women like pippa. None of those relationships ended well.

>>24947178
anything for a cute rosebud

>>24947355
Send her a grenade. Or one of the gigantic machete bayonets.

>>24947513
one that isn't registered

>>24947496
Yeah, with my tongue!

>>24947513
Scary propaganda term for 3D printed guns that is used to make it easier to take your rights away.

>>24947429
Have you seen chat? Or this the last thread?

>>24947513
Homemade firearm but rebranded for the news to scare boomers.

>>24947513
white furniture guns. first they came after scary black guns now theyre going after the racist white ones

>>24947109
come here rosebud I'll take care of you

>>24947476
I want to do acid with uruka

>>24947580
>Tongue punching the rosebud
I kneel to you

>>24947456
Your can just fuck her to exhaustion and then give her a laptop with Azur Lane
She'll be fine for hours

>>24947513
A gun possessed by evil spirits.
Please have your firearms purified by your local priest/guru/imam so they don't seek the blood of the innocent.

>>24947647
I want to do speed with Lia and Uruka and watch them bug out

>>24947598
The kahoot shit was about close range defense so I think most of us thought she was talking about violent rape/robbery situations.

Pippa giving tutorials on how to glomp her at gunpoint

>>24947516
>I've had friends that have dated women like pippa. None of those relationships ended well.
Tell us what happened

>>24947476
>>24947647
>>24947647
I would like it very much if you did not make any of the phase connect girls show up on TLC on a
>what happened to phase connect?
episode

>>24947516
They went to jail for dating 3 year olds?

>>24947793
They tried to break into her house and got shot to bits.

>>24947793
He died of prostate cancer; too much semen retention.

>>24947811
Acid isn't going to fuck you bro, trust me man, i'll look after the bear

>Your life isn't worth looking cool

Rare miss from Pippa

>>24947818
I swear officer, she said she was 3.3

>>24947839
idk man, I did too much acid once and felt like I was going to lose my fucking mind. Mushrooms are much cooler in my opinion

can someone give me the sauce of Pippa's stream thumbnail? I need it so bad

>>24947401
>>24947473
(You)

>>24947911
I kneel.

>>24947888
Sounds like you're just not powerful enough. I can assure you, bear is strong enough to do over a thousand ug and be fine, she'll finally reach god hood.

>>24947839
> i'll look after the bear
You will look from a far in a nice comfy spot while you finish your trip and not push substances on others to be less alone.

>>24947911
holy based

>>24947911
Based gun merchant.

>>24947911
>not even watching the stream
with what purpose

>>24947911
Autistic chubster confirmed

>>24947911
show pippa lewds collection

>>24947911

>>24947911
>no watch naruto online

>>24947911
based

>>24947911
Why the fuck do so many random characters find their way to this backwater vtuber thread?
Are we going to get fucking Trump next year?

>>24947911
Now you must make a Pippa patch!

>>24947944
doing a bunch of shrooms in the woods is much better than lab made brain chemicals. fuck acid

>>24947793
Remember that needy streamer game Pippa played? It was like that. Terminally online, needy as fuck, low self esteem, zero trust etc. Did some rural shooting in northern idaho and had no signal for the entire day. When we got back to civilization, she sent him 23 messages and was certain he was cheating on her. I find that lots of zoomer women are like that.

>>24948008
>Trump wins the next election
>keeps sending Israel money into phase connect

>>24947911
up your troll tab game anon

>>24947888
that seems to be a personal thing, its the opposite for me. also acid is going to be the safer option almost 100% of the time, since the dosage needed for a trip is much too small for any other chemicals to adulterate it. mushrooms can very easily be misidentified or grown in a non sterile environment

>>24947911
You fucking weeb. Don't go committing any yabs before FFV is down here and operating.

>>24948016
Do you call yourself a psychonaut

>>24947911
pippa patch when

>>24947911
I will now buy your products

Its so interesting that if you mention drugs, several adult men will come running to tell you about them . Like teenagers who have had their first beer they need everyone to know and everyone else to drink as well

>>24948123
that's junkies for you

>>24947911
>subsplease
holy fucking based

>>24947967
>he doesn't have multiple devices
ngmi

>>24947516
Sounds like you're friends are boring.

>>24948008
that guy should also know that there's a known NSA agent unironically posting here on /vtT

>>24947355
>I have access to basically everything the Brazilian army uses
You mean gear, not actual weapons, right?

>>24948236
>Not subbed
ngmi

>>24948236
k, you got me
I kneel

>>24948290
>Inb4 Pippa just gets a fucking FAL in the mail

>>24948236

>>24948236
not subbed, not dark mode, no dislike showing extension, not true theatre mode
do people really watch streams like this?

>>24948236
sub to the rabbit, nigger

>>24948346
I like to read chat on the side

>>24948290
The answer to both of those statements is yes

>>24948346
what is true theatre mode?

>>24948290
>>24948329
>pippa gets a huge box
>opens it
>looking for guns
>its george from metal gear rising

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_modern_equipment_of_the_Brazilian_Army

God Lia and Uruka are so wholesome.

>>24948440
Pippa will never finish MGR.

>>24948408

Lia bobbing her head side to side today is really cute

>>24948592
(me) its basically twitch theatre mode

>>24948592
oh nice, i should look into this. i use liveTL to get the same effect, but it messes with other extensions and i dont need the tl window

>>24948592
how do I do this? i've been watching in the default window this whole time never knowing this existed and now I feel very stupid

>>24948589
>Pippa will never finish MGR.
im fine with it, shes clearly watched other people play it (lisa)

Too bad the guy can't stand his ground against pattern male baldness.

>>24948687
7tv

>>24948687
use holodex.net

>>24948681
>>24948687
https://twitchtheater.tv/
you can alternatively use this which basically sets up to look like this
happy to make everyone's viewing experience more enjoyable ^.^

>Why didn't he retreat?
His hairline is doing all the retreating for him

>>24948343

>>24948290
:^)
>>24948298
My boss already called me no less than 5 different slurs for using the corporate account to simp (although he liked the idea of a vtuber collab). Can't risk subscribing with it.

>>24948592
>activate windows
You should install google and fix that, anon.

>>24948538
yabe

>>24948817
nice try bill gates, you're not taking my money

>>24948816
Its actually good marketing to advertise with a superchat, unironically worked for small companies sending them to Rekieta.

>>24948738
maybe I'm being retarded but can you chat from this?

>>24948809
Do it right kike

>>24948973
yes

>OH SHIT I AM FEELING IT
I love this rabbit so much

>>24949018
when I click sign in it just takes me to youtube

>>24949032
qrd? i only know this song from that sapling meme

>>24948928
Did you know that if you translate "activate windows" into English it says "this retard is too stupid to look up simple things"? It's amazing how correct it is every single time.

>>24949071
I just really fucking love it

>>24949071
/k/ remix of a Death Grips song.

>>24949071
>qrd?
how new are you?

Lia and Uruka are somehow on the same zoomer wavelength

>>24949125
Isn't that the one with gunshots, sirens and people screaming?

>>24949146
it's beautiful to see

>>24949128
>>24949119
thank you

If I had to defuse bombs i'd want uruka on the line, her voice is very calming

>>24949125
meant to thank you anon, retard moment

>>24948974

>>24949325
Be careful so the Australian government won't find out.

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE TACHYON
RATE THE TAKES
RATE THE ADVICE
RATE THE SINGING
RATE THE STREAM

>>24949325
wtf do you live in a weapon storage

>>24949397
see
>>24947355

>>24949384
Quality entertainment

9/10

Uruka's lisp is so fucking sexy, I don't get how it's possible.

>>24949384
it had shit advice and the pippa dox was in the kahoot

>>24949384
Rabbit isn't confident in her self defense outside the home, other than that
based and gunpilled/10

>>24938016
>>24938200
>it really was just a self-defence stream
>she ended up never actually talking about him
Losing to 1%. as expected of a councilshitter.
Pay up. Come on, let's see it motherfucker

privated

>>24949384
I have no interest on the IBS bullshit and it got way too fucking burger for me, 6/10

>you will never powerwash pippa
why even live?

https://files.catbox.moe/39gwve.mp3

>>24949384
Solid advice throughout the video, honestly don't think she said anything that could be called outright wrong. Rabbit's done her research here. Wasn't too interested in most of the stream. The react content at the end was kinda fun. Also the backing for karaoke was way too loud.
OH SHIT I just really wasn't feeling it/10. Pippa being cute kept me until the end.

>>24949384
a whole stream to torture IBS kiwis, classic

>>24949384
Very entertaining stream, the kahoot stuff was a bit scuffed, but not enough to cause any real problems.
Great stream, had a good time and enjoyed it very much/10.

>RATE THE SINGING
Song was a great pick, but a bit too loud. The fact that the makers came out with "no you're not supposed to like the song, it's supposed to make you look bad" will never not be funny to me.

>RATE THE ADVICE
Decent and reasonable, not idea why people in here were trying so hard to shit on every single thing she said.

>>24949635
Most people agreed with Pippa. The shitting was the work of a couple of antis (maybe even just one anti).

they were right beside eachother, i can't handle this

Please respond to >>24945820

I'm masturbating this right now

>>24949526
Look at his snout! Truly mesmerizing.

why does them talking like this turn me on?

So are anons flashing their problem solver and oshi defenders now? Kinda based.

>>24949855
They are lurk and more

>>24949855
thuggish black men

Lia baby

>>24949717
Too powerful... the bussy is calling.

>>24949717
rosebuds tight bussies uoh

>>24949895
my oshi is perfectly capable of defending herself

I want valley girl Lia to bully me relentlessly then feel bad about it and start crying too

>>24946778
The wheels have been set in motion

>>24947250
will never get to kill someone with a pippa stamped glock why even live bros

>>24949516
https://wormhole.app/nmMp4#MZ6YZaniv4j1_LqmlgdkAQ

>mods spare bob
I kneel

>>24950122

>>24950122
This would be fun, but probably a bit too hot for a vtuber company.

>>24950122
quality

>>24949516
currently uploading to playlist in the OP
t.archivefag

>>24950122
We are reaching levels of based here that shouldn't be possible

>>24950213
Thanks for your service.
>>24950122
I kneel again, you brazilian madman.

>>24949966
I can feel it in my blood

>>24950213
Thanks bro

>>24950275
nvm, just saw you are TX based, which makes it just as based desu

>>24950122
I thought you guys were associated with the fat retards at KommandoStore, but I guess not?
Fucking based and heavily armed retard company shitposting on the Bunny stream.

>Please correct me

>>24950213
thanks i missed half due to bullshit

>>24950122
bom dia

>>24950122
Hope fishman entertains the idea. I'd buy that patch in a heartbeat.

>>24950122

>br*tish are subhuman
I love Lia so much

lia is so underrated shes so fuckin funny

>>24950854
Maybe one with Froot for no particular reason.

>>24950863
Poggaz

>>24950854
>>24950186
Their store only sells knives, patches and old helmets. I'd say they're just kosher enough for the fish to entertain the notion.

>>24950915
ok lia

>>24950122
>>24950854
The $14.88 signaling might hurt their chances a bit.

>>24950122
Basado. Let us know when the preorder page is up.

>the bot knows Lia Likers are gay
not like this...

>>24950962
>kosher enough
I don't know about that: >>24950967

>>24950967
Ok, now I REALLY wanna buy a patch.

>>24950967
Simply coincidence

>>24950967
Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

>>24950967
Nah dude that's just the Walmart clearance price.

>>24950967
Someone needs to break it to Pippa that the Walmart Collab is a no go.

>>24950967
what do these numbers mean

>>24951054
They are just distracting from the fact that two patches costing 8.99 each would add up to 17.98 instead of 18.00. I've seen through their long nosed tricks.

>>24950122
How did you even find this thread?

lia... your longer stream reps...

>>24950537

>>24951164
Anon, why do you think the "Kommando" in "Kommando Heavy Industry" is spelled with a K?

finally, the return of pokeslurs

>>24951133
14 words. We must secure every dick in our mouth and suck the cock of trannies. 8=h 8th letter h=homosexual h= homoerotic

>>24950967
17.333% off is a very common sale.

KOMMANDO KOMMANDO KOMMANDO KOMMANDO @atf

>>24951180

It's OK. Stream is too seiso for this world.

K O M M A N D O
O
M
M
A
N
D
O

RATE THE STREAM

>>24951364
lia would die if she streamed for longer than 95 minutes

>>24951247
I guess I just don't get why you'd want to work with Pippa. How many sales could you get out of working with a random 500ccv vtuber?

>>24951364
I would die happily defusing a bomb hearing this zoomer in my ears/10

>>24951364
Wholesome, drama-free stream/10

BUT U R!

>>24951449
It's not about the money it's about the message

>>24951379

>>24951481

RATE THE THIEF
RATE THE BEAR
RATE THE DEFUSAL
RATE THE VIDEOS
RATE THE LAUGHTER
RATE THE STREAMS

>>24951449
He'll be getting my business.

>>24951785
Urulia kino/10
Looking forward to the new show "BLBL"

Uruka is the cutest when she laughs

What's the best place to store your nutella?

>>24951247
Well it's not spelled Vtommando.

>>24952361
cram it

I have an important announcement to make:
Yuri legs

>>24952751
She doesn't have much leg to go around

>>24951164
>How did someone with military and police connections who sells guns for a living and shills directly on /k/ acquire this information?
Gee I wonder.

>>24952751
Good post

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1529637812269527042
>didn't check Doom, Half-life, Sonic and Tetris
Only finished games?

>>24950122
I'd be down for a morale pipatch

>Lumi is so bored with Dune that she's doing a Zatsu
It's okay Lumi you can drop Dune. We've had our fill.

>>24950213
https://youtu.be/SDCeScI1IcQ
heres tonights privated pippa vod

lumi is making my brain become the large brain I love it

>>24953881
thanks

>>24953881
thanks bro

FUCK LUMI wait, no, don't fuck or trust her actually.

>>24954520
Suicide. Now.

>>24954520
I don't trust Lumi either, but I'd fuck her

Cry more, Lumi. Suffer like G did.

>>24954520
she has weird energy bet she is into all kinds of fucked up shit

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE DOGS
RATE THE SMUGGLERS
RATE THE STREAM

Did Lumi raid the one who bared her tits on reddit?

>>24954907
cute/10

>>24954907
Comfy stream / 10
Get wormed nerd

>>24954919
https://twitter.com/reiyuguigui/status/1475347183306223617

New thread
>>24955189

What were the full socials of the shota mins kid again?

>>24955207
>>24955198
>>24955189
...never mind then.