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I love Ina!
I'm so, so tired of this thread and everything so many of the posters here stand for. You who make a value judgment with a pretentious, cynical take based solely in social signaling from a nebulous peer-reviewed concept of virtue that offers nothing of emotional value to its adherents nor those they interact with; it coerces you to diminish yourself and marginalize the volume and frequency of your expressions of your sentience and personhood, grinding your so down like a whetstone and infecting you with a self-destructive, nihilistic, fatalistic, misanthropic apathy that tears at your sense of purpose and worth, and even worse still attempts to leak its vile poison into the hollow cavity left within you upon the withering of your soul. There it sits and rots until you become a hollow agent of vile, toxic praxis, a vector deposed of true autonomy, preaching only subservience. You have become a willing slave and let the truest evil of sociopathic hunger for the bending and breaking of human will win, and used up, all you do is infect others, while claiming your demon-ridden husk is the right way of things, that it's common sense, that it's the right side of history, that it's socially acceptable. The only acceptance you have gained, however, is from fellow slave and the slave masters tugging at your mutual yokes. You have become a veiled agent of the continuation of destruction of the sacred principle of human autonomy. But congratulations, you're normal now, just like the rest of their disposable puppets.So I have decided that it ends for me, here, in my own small way. You've gotten used to the self-perpetuating false prophet of clinical, sassy, dismissive predominantly contrarian content on this website(among others), taught without realizing it, taught to believe in a non-existant connection between cogence/frankness/wit and profundity. It ends here, and later too. It ends slowly, with every single post I'll make on this board from now on; they will all be as long and winding as this. Through repeated exposure to depth, I will try my hand at innoculating you against the false song of submissive cynicism. I will teach you from scratch the value of filling the world around you with the qualities of your presence, I will show you that it's okay to be more than a faceless agent of an inscrutable zeitgeist that marches blindly in lockstep with a set of accords that it did not craft. I'm not farming (You)s, you see. I will go even further beyond. I will farm tl;dr, and each feeding will weaken the power of the next. Feed me the syntactical product of your regurgitation of the preaching of your masters; as I reject it at each turn, so will the fabric of your chains loose its structure. Soon, you slaves will chomp at the bit, not knowing why. But it will be because it is an intrinsic property of man to desire freedom from such soul-destroying captivity. I will show you the light of a world you have been forced to forget with each tl;dr you feed me.Now, feed me. Feed me your (You)s. Feed me your tl;dr's. Feed me your insinuations of mental illness. Hell, Meidos, feed me your bans. But most of all? Feed me your silence. Here I will be, over and over, a proud light of steadfast, heartfelt expression of the the human spirit in full, shining against the spanning darkness of a world wracked by wicked dehumanization in the name of progress. You don't need to do anything. I have already begun to save you. Your salvation is coming, burgeoning forth upon the biting winds of heresy to your parasitical lords. Willful self actualization comes for you, and you will soon stare at yourself with all the weight of your personhood, and find yourself wanting. You will understand, then, the nature of this gilded cage.
I love Reine!!!
Is your oshi real or is she just a pretender?
MORI LOVE!
Let's fucking gooooo!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyxlUvReKWM
no thoughts
>>2490412Happy for youOr sorry that happened
>>2490445Thank god there's something to watch since I can't sleep
Have you done your Shallys and Heroine Audition reps today, /hlgg/?
Streams... onegai...
who would win ENMA with her katana or Sora with a Katana?
>hours of dead hours>Ame going to stream OblivionFuck this day
>>2490445KNEEL RIGHT NOW
>>2490495yes rosetai
>>2490412Ogey
>>2490403I love Ina too!
JW* T o T
Here, this should improve your day.
>>2490422I hate this sound post with a passion
>Oblivion nightExcellent
EN LOVE
Because I know there are no other KFP around at these hours I can say, COMPLETElY UNOPPOSED, that Takanashi Kiara is MY wife and I love her!
>>2490495I have but just for you i'll listen to shallys again
>>2490528Fuck you
>>2490422I still can't tell what Gura's real personality is because she never talks about herself
>>2490403H-hey.. m-me too!!!
I think I'm turning into a gosling. I need help.
Time check:High School Musical 3 was 13 years ago
How fucking hard is it for one of these girls to fucking organise themselves into limiting deadhours?
>>2490412so, this was written by a markov chain, right?
>>2490521Now hold your horses anon, you still got Apex with Mori and Ollie
I haven't had my Ame milk today. I'm starting to feel weak.
I'm going to marry Ina and all you niggas are invited to my wedding. There WILL be an open bar.
>>2490445What the fuck, Ame is streaming? Thank God I checked the thread.
>>2490412ogey
>>2490544Thanks watamelon
Why are some of you freaking out because Ame might still want to have a life and took a few days off? Shes a young woman and it's hot in California right now. You want her to sit inside all day streaming? Being a Holo isn't signing away your life. The ENs don't have the luxury of being able to off collab or socialize in real life like the JPs do.
>>2490412underage b&
Not long after Kiara debuted I made a mean reply to a post that, ever since, I'm convinced was her. I still feel bad about it.
>>2490549fuck off niggershe is my chickenphoenix wife
>>2490549i dont remember doing this post about my chickenwife
>>2490558The depressed, lazy, socially anxious mess is her real personality. Being funny is just a coping mechanism.
>>2490495I'm just waiting for someone to put Risu singing Shallys with Aki's vocals. Would love to hear how this version mixes with Aki's voice.
NEED 2 BREED
>>2490549Get back in line #2855
I LOVE AME!
>>2490549Fuck off. She is mine.
>>2490565Fucker, you made me ch->IT'S REAL
>>2490565Holofes 2 was 4 months ago
>>2490544>2600 calories>contains crustaceans what industrial society does to a mf
>>2490573I hope you're into NTR, because I'm gonna fuck your wife after the wedding
>>2490569Take a pause there, pardner. Now I'm gonna need to see some sauce on that picture.
I fell asleep like ten minutes into the SC reading, did I miss anything?
>>2490403私もいなが大好き!
Have you listened to Risu's latest karaoke stream anon?
>>2490549I've always been here you motherfucker
>>2490565haha that's not true, me and my little sister watched it on tv not too long ago haha
>>2490573You might want to make sure her spine is ok based on that pic anon
Does anyone else remember when Gura used to try to fit "a" into her speech, kind of like Pekora says "peko" and she tried to pass it off as a verbal tic even though it sounded unnatural as fuck?
>>2490595i especially love the depressed, lazy, socially anxious parts of her...
Please, any ENCS 1.6 permissions, just play some classic goldsrc jank...
>>2490544
>>2490622Isn't your little sister married now or something?
>>2490495>Heroine Audition100k views what the fuck.
>>2490612Your only hint is that it's the same guy that made pic related. He made a Takamori doodle as well
You're just now remembering that THIS happened.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n017V9_AuXQ
>>2490595God I want to fix her...
>>2490544There’s a baskin robbins pretty close to me and honestly all these memes have made me want to try the stupid thing
>>2490543shouldn't her hair fall to the side?
>>2480993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyxlUvReKWM
>>2490397They'll figure out what game they want to stream together any day now...
>>2490620YES
All hololive mamas/papas should draw their daughters like this. Ayamy is a blessing.
>>2490608>9/11 was nine years and 11 months ago
More Oblivion kino tonight bros
>>2490628She never did end up with any unique catchphrases or trademark laugh. But I think at this point she doesn't need it
Haachama!
Caught this in the net today. What do?
>>2490544Has anyone here tried that shake, any reviews
>>2490495oh, i forgot, time to do them, thanks anon
>>2490569I'm not even subscribed to Ollie
>>2490544quenches the thirst very yummy it's
>>2490412You know, your post would've had the same effect if you instead just called us virgin losers
Gura thinks your a chad that should put on a nice smilehttps://streamable.com/t971u9
>>2490652>that image
>>2490632>>2490581Wait, give it back! I was only offering it ironically.
>>2490636she's been living with her bf since 2017where does time go?
>>2490649The only other one that goes all out like this is Aqua's papa.
>>2490495Maybe I would if you linked it.
>>2490649https://vocaroo.com/1c3mRi2WfZ3O
>>2490591It's okay, it wasn't her
>>2490422Love how she mocked this shit in her debut reaction stream.
>>2490661What's with those frog feet?
>>2490567They have the right idea. Why work on a fucking Monday? Go suck your dick or something to keep yourself occupied.
>>2490650Good joke anon but it's much more depressing to say that 9/11 was two decades ago. :)
>>2490661Throw it back.
>>2490676Anon's sister is a whore
>>2490565Time check:Five Nights at Freddy's came out 7 years ago
>>2490675Gee thanks watamelon
>>2490565>holoEN debut was 50 years ago>you aren't reading this>you have dementia
>>2490620Yes. She smells really good. I can tell because of the way she sings!
>>2490646based
>>2490677AAAHHH I WANT TO FUCK THIS AUTIST
>>2490672Oh yeah? well Gura is wrong
>>2490697Chimkin...
>>2490672i love and respect gura a great deal, but this whole "smile" thing is an exercise in cringe-inducing futility
>>2490648Based
>>2490676Get a load of this cuck
>>2490697MY OSHI IS ABOUT TO DIELETS FUCKING GOOOOO
>>2490702Yeah ri->It's real
>>2490661Sopa de Gura uma delicia
>>2490694>>2490697Chimkin...
>>2490684awesome alliteration anon
>>2490704This evil must be purged
>>2490713Smiling will make you feel better
>>2490544I would like to try a small one of these, not the huge fucking abomination that gets posted tho.
>>2490694>>2490697
>>2490661Keep it.
>>2490675Too bad dumb sheep I've finished it all up
>>2490697Phoenix foie gras...
>>2490672
>>2490697KIARA NO! THINK OF YOUR CATS!
>>2490549Sorry, I'm always here
>>2490705>you have dementiaThank god. I hope it cures my depression.
>>2490713encouraging people to get into the habit of smiling isn't futile or useless
>>2490661Before I let you go, you have to eat all these eggs
>>2490445I FUCKING LOVE AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2490697Kiara....
>>2490397Since when did you cunts get your own board?
Koikatsu anon, does the game let us insert sound files so we can hear their actual voices in the game? It'll be tedious but I think it would be worth it, if possible
I'm feeling a Gurame collab this week. Why?Because Ame has a collab and its not Ina, Mori, Kiara, Reine, Moona, Ollie. The other choices would be Iofi, Risu, Anya (all low probability) or a JP holo (she'd make a bigger deal out of it).
Is it jsut me or are Chuuni holos higher performance than rest?Just look at Haachama, Kiara or MoriI am pretty sure Sora is secretly one too
What a fucking thread, now I feel FAT and OLD.
>>2490697She'll revive from this right?Right...
>>2490755It's ____Miko.
>>2490719Imagine spending over a decade therelmao
>>2490412TL;DRthanks for the blog post
>>2490644Prepare for a tall glass of straight up heavy double cream with a full pack of oreos blended in
>>2490697Can you actually fully die from drinking that thing?
>>2490697NOOOOOoooooooo
>>2490697Can the phoenix rise from this one? I wonder...
I hate hololive, I hate towa, I hate this thread, and I hate everyone in here. I'm leaving hololive and 4chan for good
>>2490544This is probably one of the strangest images this thread has produced. Imagine trying to explain this to the average layman.
>>2490661>Bacon-wrapped sharkYum
>>2490766But Shion isn't even streaming.
>>2490549I really love this art, anon. Keep posting it.
>>2490565>little sister is younger than the latest entry in the High School Musical franchise
>>2490565Ed, Edd n Eddy' Big Picture Show released 11 years ago
>>2490757Checks out, Suisei is a massive nerd. https://youtu.be/ZGW0dCy-jBQ
>>2490787See you later, Towa.
>>2490649I really like the Flare stuff Lack draws
>>2490787towa looks cute here
>>2490412Just because your text is purple doesn't mean it's deep m8
>>2490776>a full packFucking what?
>>2490640I-It's not more futa, is it?
>>2490768God those EN models are the most cursed shit
>>2490412Uhh, I just want to order choice six on your driveby menu.... You know the double patty beef and bacon burger with fries and a large drink?
>For Fubuki-senpai Fubuki-senpai, she gives off the friend aura.>For Lamy-senpai Lamy-senpai, she gives off the wife aura 'cause like she's she's mama. Lamy-senpai gives of wife aura 'cause she's mama. but not exactly girlfriend aura.>Nenechi-senpai gives off girlfriend aura. Like the kind of bratty bratty GF. Bratty GF aura. Yeah, but she does not give off the wife aura. Do you guys know what I'm getting at?>Aqua-senpai and Aqua-senpai kind of gives off imouto-aura. This is hard..>Noel-senpai gives off really perfect perfect GF aura.>I want to go on a date with Ayame-senpai! She is really cute; seiso seiso cute and like her giggles her giggles just give me energy. Oh my gosh it's so cute.>Luna-senpai's aura is baby aura yes.>Sora-senpai would be a good choice too like did you guys did you guys see the uhm new outfit stream and shes actually taking her taking her on a date?>Mio! Mio-senpai gives off the wife aura and not the GF aura but wife aura. asf badjbgb iubwalb iubwifa hofwbb so she gives off the wife aura.>Botan! Botan-senpai and Calli-senpai give off uhm Dad aura. Husband aura? That doesn't sound right! But Dad aura yes.>Ohh Akirose-senpai also gives off wife aura too! Akirose-senpai also gives off the wife aura yes yes yes humu humu.>Shuba-shuba-senpai is shuba-shuba aura. Shuba-shuba-senpai is HONK HONK aura.>Ollie is pet aura yes.>Reine's aura actually Reine's aura is actually a GF aura to me rather than wife! Even though she gives off the onee-san feeling she fits more to be a GF 'cause like, if you actually watch Reine's streams she can actually be kinda chill childish in a really cute way and it just makes you smile so Reine is a GF aura.>Risu-senpai? Risu-senpai is Risu-senpai is.. I don't know. Risu-senpai is like pet aura like Ollie oh my gosh. No no no, I didn't say that. (I didn't say that!) Okay Risu-senpai is more like GF aura.>Iofi-senpai? Iofi-senpai is more to like the wife aura. Iofi-senpai is more to like wife aura for me personally. Humu. 'Cause she even won in the Mama the Mama competition. Did you guys remember the Mama competition that she was participating in? Yeah she is more to wife aura than GF aura humu humu.>Moona-senpai is simp aura! Moona-senpai is comedian aura. Oh gosh, no no no no. You guys did not hear that. You guys heard nothing. You guys heard nothing. You guys did not heard nothing.>I will I will go on a date with Ayame-senpai! I will date Ayame-senpai. A date with Ayame-senpai, I will go on one. With Ayame-senpai.
>>2490753yesterday
>>2490565Bullshit
You have a hot date tonight with your oshi and you're going to bake cookies together afterwards.>your oshi>what do you cook her for the main course?
>>2490787see you next thread
>>2490787Why must you always use this image in this way
>>2490702kek, I remember when /v/ had threads about the game and talk about their own theories before that MatPat cunt stole the limelight and furfags hijacked any discussion about it
>>2490787We'll miss you, but I understand.
>>2490697chimkin no... it's too soon for you...
>>2490565>>2490702Your time checks dont work on me, I know I'm old. I remember when Super Mario 64 came out and was new.
>>2490787see ya in 74 minutes
>>2490800there's a series launched in 2019
>>2490818One of them is, the other might be. Will you take the chance?
>>2490565Gay Kappa anime was three seasons ago...
>>2490697
>>2490831inaidk some fried rice or cup ramen
>>2490697See you for the text-to-speech redebut in the next life, chimkin
>>2490822when did dagger said all of this?
>>2490565Time check:Half-Life 2's release date is closer to the launch of the SNES than it is to today.
>>2490831InaMy favorite dish in the whole world: Lasagna Bolognesa.
>>2490831InaMagret de canard
>>2490565Holy fuck, 1 was 15 years ago. It's really been that long.
>>2490831Inafresh Hamburgers on my grill
>>2490818Don't do it anon.... please
>>2490717Man what the hell is going on in this pic.
We need someone in HoloEN2 whose very yab to deflect the Kiara antis
>>2490697I don't get it how is this funny?
>>2490831>AmeI'll cook her a homemade burger that's seasoned with various spices and some thick cut homemade chips
>>2490831InaSalman with some short-grain rice and bacon-leek soup
>>2490875magnet...
>>2490776>straight up heavy double creamI love dessert cream and all but that just sounds like a roundabout way to commit a slow suicide
>>2490856>>2490883I must. I must take the chance. The chance for half-decent Mori porn.
>>2490831NinoTuna and rice
>>2490823Who knew that idol fucking /jp/, of all boards could get rid of one of their own? At least you hiveminds are in a home of your own now.
the ultimate time check:the Lucky Star anime adaptation first aired 14 years ago
>april 2021>I am forgotten...
>>2490831>All these cooking takosIs it because your oshi often cooks for you or what?
these stupid time checks only work if you're a boomer kek. I'm only 20.
>>2490787you forgot to (You) yourself
>>2490757Because in truth, being chuuni is the ultimate redpill
Temma Ape Sexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOC7ccLy-E
>>2490903>hivemindspeople here literally hate each othere
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1381792245473452033
>>2490908Maybe it's because not everyone is a fucking useless piece of shit loser like you? Fucking kill yourself right now you worthless fuck
>>2490890Anon, the fact that she's breathing causes them physical pain. No yab machine can make them give up hating her.
>>2490885Kiara is about to plow through a street crowded with pedestrians and Ame is trying to stop her.
>>2490831kiarai can fry a good turkey.
>>2490910Takobaby...
>>2490903ok
>>2490882this but completely unironically
>>2490906Still waiting...
>>2490918I was just asking Kiara jesas
>>2490913I mean, there's literally no one else live so might as well while waiting for Ame
>>2490910I'm sorry you had to spend your childhood during the great recession
Shouldn't the holoEN vsinger have debuted by now?
>>2490910>he isn't old enough to remember a pre 9/11 world, the boundless optimision of the early internet, or how all that was squandered in wasted wars and tech companies that ate up or shut down the early internet of promise after the dot com bubble burstLucky you.
>>2490908I liked cooking before but with Ina liking to cook and bake and doing cooking and baking stuff I got inspired to be more adventurous in my cooking and baking reps too. I want to make Ina proud of me.
>>2490915OKAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUshe's so cute
>>2490905
>>2490891You should order one at your nearest Baskin Robbins, remember to make it Large. I guarantee you will be laughing.
>>2490918n-nice one tenchou, s-s-serves him right
>>2490906Don't worry anon, they delayed it to animate the EN, gen 5, and ID2 cameos!
>>2490918calm down Chiara
Since nobody else is streaming Ame will get 20k during this Oblivion stream
>last week was seven months ago
>>2490705I still...remember...my little shark
>>2490882No worries, the teamates will definitely fracture themselves come EN2..........
>>2490882this but unironically.
>>2490918Jeez bird, take it wasy
>>2490831HaachamaHaatons
>>2490910It's going to creep up on you, one day one of those time checks are going to work on you and realise a lot more time has passed than it feels like
I remember when we used to have between 300 and 450 IPs every thread...good times
>>2490885Pretty sure it’s based of thishttps://youtu.be/KTU5W-LQDtc
time check:miko saying the n-word was a year ago
>your oshi>do white lives matter?
>>2490951>irsael
Time check: You were happy 15 years ago
>>2490915I love her so much bros
>>2490831>KanatanSteak and pilaf
>>2490950real!?
>>2490956>wasyI hate this phone
>>2490960It was awful
>>2490935Vsinger > MayEN2 > October.They won't release gen 2 in september because gen 1 has their 1 year anniversary on that month and stacking both would be bad planning.
>>2490960>good times
>>2490910Idk how they're not working on you I'm 22 and they're really hitting
Time checkI wrote this post some seconds ago
>Ina Aki MH collab>Ina invites Gura>Aki mentions she's doing MH with Ina and Gura on DiscordWhich JP would beg to come along?
Time check: It's been two months since Ina began Hollow Knight
>>2490918So this is what Mori withdrawal does to people...
>>2490831koronecaponata and italian bread
Thread so slow everyone will see my undying love for Gura
>>2490903it's not all that different for the hololive generals really, most people in these threads ignore/hate all the other threads on the board as well, including the other hololive thread and especially the individual holomember threads
>>2490971>surveyniggering 250 posts in>with racebait holy cringe
On a long dead hours stretchCool wind in my hairWarm smell of my PCAs the fan blows hot airUp ahead in the distanceI saw a shimmering lightMy head grew heavy, and my sight grew dimI may as well spend the nightThere she stood in the doorwayI heard the notif. bellAnd I was thinking to myself:"This could be heaven or this could be hell"Then she lit up a (you)postAnd she showed me the wayThere were voices down the corridorI thought I heard them sayWelcome to the Hotel HoloGlobalSuch a lovely place (such a lovely place)Such a lovely facePlenty of room at the Hotel HoloGlobalAny time of year (any time of year)You can find it hereTheir minds are Narrative-twistedWith all the time they spendRrats talking about pretty boys their oshi calls friendsThe rrats dance in the courtyardSweet Southeast sweatSome dance to rememberSome dance to forgetSo I called up the Senchou:"Will the stream be on time?"She said: "We haven't had a stream on here since 1969"And still those voices are calling from far awayWake you up in the middle of the nightJust to hear them sayWelcome to the Hotel HoloGlobalSuch a lovely place (such a lovely place)Such a lovely faceThey're living it up at the Hotel HoloGlobalWhat a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)Bring your alibisMirrors on the fanbaseOrange tint to the iceAnd they said: "We are all just prisoners here of our own device"And in the meido's chambersThey gathered for the feastThey stab it with their steely knivesBut they just can't ban the beastLast thing I rememberI was running for the doorI had to find the passage backTo the place I was before"Relax," said the jannie"We are programmed to receiveYou can check out any time you likeBut you can never leave"
>>2490975I was 12 so I doubt it
>>2490950I don't think she'll even tweet about it. Most people don't know how kino her Oblivion streams are and just ignore it.
>>2490908Yep! Just returning the favour!
Wasn't there a plan to make Japan into a state long ago?
>>2490992More people want to collab with Mori and Ina than Gura. I think they're nervous about the language barrier.
my oshi is kiara, but i want to BREED the rabbit peko
>>2490831>gura>instant ramen WITH EGG (and chives)
>>2490544>>2490788It's like an onion
>>2490831InaWe'll eat her favorite instant noodles together!
>>2490993Manager...
>>2490970correction, almost 2 years agoit was on May 2019 and its available in her channel https://youtu.be/ef969Z8J5os?t=1988
>>2491012Find a heterosexual man here who does NOT want to breed the rabbit
>>2490910Same
I don't mind pure JP collabs but I really hope we never get a repeat of the Monhun collab where they keep jumping languages because of 1 person
>>2490957Already ate holoEN for breakfast
>>2490975>implyingalso, -1 sad Gura post
>>2490549She already is my Phoenix wife you dumb nigger. Grovel at my feet.
>>2490905JOKES ON YOU, I WAS UNDERAGE AND B& WHEN I WATCHED IT AND IT WAS ALREADY OLD AT THAT POINT.
>>249091022 but I feel you, fellow Lost Child, we have our own problems but not this shit, we're gonna live forever
>>2490975Nah. 15 years ago my first relationship was beginning to fail.
>>2490910haha old man, feels good to be nineteen
>>2490831Haachama. I'll cook some lasagna.
>>2490992If Ina invites Gura that'd be great. If a fourth is needed it'd probably be someone relatively new to the game who knows at least rudimentary English. Probably Roboco, Polka, Choco, or one of the IDs.
So how did the streams that was removed because of the fox witch get reuploaded?
>>2491034
>>2490975i guess you're right, high school was pretty rad
when are they going to make hololive onaholes?
>>2490975I've never been happy, though.
>>2490975I am now more happy now than I were with 43, anon.
>>2490975lole
>>2490975I literally can't remember when I was seven years old, I have no memory of myself before I was sixteen ever since the Ego Death kicked in
>>2490944>ENNice joke, Felix.>>2490936>never saw it personally>still deeply aware of itIt hurts... But Holos unironically lessen the pain.
>>2490988>>2491039fellow early 20's here; anyone else feel like they're older than they actually are?
>>2490697KIARA NO PUT THAT DOWN
>>2491054I'd like to make a Holo my onahole.
>Hai, Hoshimachi Suisei desu, I’m here to talk to you about Calliope Mori and her massive milky mammaries, her titanic her titanic tantilizing titties, her fucking fantastic fun bags, her supersized succulent sweater puppies, and how badly I want to suck on them, so let’s begin...
>>2490755Didn't Ame just say it wasn't AHIT and not specifically that it wasn't Ina or am I just misremembering? Either way I'm betting on a JP-senpai because Ame mentioned up to two possible collabs upcoming, with the second being dependent on the other person and listed as a "maybe".
Time check: It's been 5 months since the lethal league collab
>>2491054tomorrow
>>2490975I was 6 and my parents divorced at that timt, so not really
>>2490992>JPwith Gura there, they would be too nervous with the language barrier. You'd get an ID or MAYBE Mel.
When will they show off Vsinger EN
>>2490528Fuck you and fuck your piece of shit game.
>>2491074I'm turning 23 this year and it feels like a massive leap in age compared to 21 and 22, it's really fucking with me
>>2490882Kek I missed this one, thanks based r.ratman
>>2490975Fuck I want to be young again bros...
>>2491098>>2490983
>>2490755>>2491084What about a Haachama collab? Ame's mentioned talking to her recently
>>2491042Haha yeah bro, I felt that two years ago.
>>2491012Samet. Chumbud
What do you call this type of voice?
>>2490918Chicken please... I know you're mad because Mori ghosted you, but you don't have to treat people like that
https://twitter.com/hukeweb/status/1381785234304212996What did he mean by this?
>>2490983>>2491106Why May
>>2490975But I'm always happy when Gura streams
>>2490661Rape
>>2490412
>>2491107Haachama is preparing for the JP gen 1 event, she's not even streaming on her channel, much less collabs.
>>2491113he's thinkin' bout that MEAT
>>2490975>17you better believe I was happier.
>>2490918god i wish i was 2490908
>>2490975I was in highschool, so thats a big negatory my friend
>>2491110cuter than usual
>>2490975Not sure about happy but less concerned
>>2490867https://youtu.be/Qmkx5gBSfpU?t=4585
>>2491110Peak soul. And here is the ultimate version.https://streamable.com/fvue93
>>2490975I wish, high school sucked for me
>>2490918
Time check: you were happy 12 hours ago when there was at least one holo streaming
>>2491100the big two-zero was the one that fucked with me the mostI'm going to end up not even batting an eyelid at 25
>>2490975I was going through my second divorce so no.
>>2491138tomato town massacre never forget
>>2490412>breaking free from the soul-sucking shackles of conformity and cynicism by posting anonymously on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1381797406832951306https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1381797406832951306https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1381797406832951306
AME SCHEDULE
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1381797406832951306?s=20
>>2491054First they need to make castings of chuuba cunny for realism.
Time check faggotsThis thread was made 40 minutes ago
>4/16>collab with no nameAme yiydbsabdosabjkvsb
>>249097515 years ago I was being left at home for a week at a time without food or money for food.
>National study raises alarm about arsenic, lead and other heavy metals in baby foodGura...
JWU from being banned for calling someone a manletAnything good happen today? I saw amanekanatach finally beat JK!
Thats a massive fucking schedule Ame, and thats not even counting Oblivion Tonight. So 11 fucking streams.Jesus calm down lady
>>2491074That's just a symptom of the times, anon, the 96-00 children had a tough time.>Characterized by not fitting within either generational archetype well, and being unable to fit in well in general. They're the kids who were in grade school/pre-school when 9/11 happened; spent their childhood in the aftermath of the Great Recession, and spent their adult years in college learning to do jobs that could often not exist by the time they finished their major. As they graduate out of college with Bachelor's degrees, they find themselves in the midst of the Plague, and most of their job prospects are completely eliminated because of it, or at least significantly impacted.>That is the generation that was raised on this place, or tumblr, or any of the sites that attracted them. They're the last ones to learn online privacy in the world before the new age took over. The people above them still see the Internet as an additional part of their lives, while the people below them never knew a life without it. The Lost Children are disconnected from both.>The Lost Children are named that because they truly are lost. There is no place for them in the world, these 20-25 year olds who have no knowledge of the world before them, but do not fit into the world they live in.
>>2490992Marine loves both Ina and Gura, and has been doing her English reps, so she'd be a nice fit.
>>2491161>>2491156>>2491152There is no game is going to be fucking kino bros. You will enjoy that stream.
>>2491152>>2491156Nice light schedule detective
>>2491156>just collabWHO IS IT AME
>>249114312 hours ago I was at work, so no I wasn't happy
>>2491156>>2491161"Collab" suspicious....
>>2491152>>2491156>There Is No Gameoh fuck kino
>>2490975I was a young and stupid kid. I just watched Inuyasha on TV and had a great time with my middle school friends. We would post on angelfire blog posts and talk about how great it would be to have our own cars, houses, great jobs and even hot girlfriends just like our favorite sitcoms and anime. I was so young and dumb. So naive. Looking back, I don't miss it. 30 year-old man living with his mother. Currently laid off and currently going back into being a neet.
Members get two streams!
>>2491152>>2491153>>2491156>>2491161HOLY SHIT BOTH MEMBER STREAMS AND 11 STREEAMS IN TOTAL
11 streamsLight schedule BY THE WAY
>>2491011Pretty much this. Hell many JP holos don't even know Ina speaks japanese which makes them more reluctant to collab with her. The line of JPs looking to collab with Gura has got to be pretty small.
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161>There is no gameFucking great choice for Ame. Looking forward to the Sherlock Holmes section
>>2490661The thing about Foreverial Tiedup Gura is that she loves being tiedup and wants to lick other chuubas with her permanent Bolongna, Ham and cream cheese tongue and pass the virus to them that will fully delitize and change their organs and insides so that they end up being rope mummified, covered in permanent rubbery rope just like her. Literally a machina, literally like a machina and enjoying it. Tiedup like a mummy, changed forever, to live fully delitized and live wrapped like a mummy wearing the bondage like a form of permanent clothing that cant be taken off.Foreverial Tiedup Gura, Rope Mummified permanently and enjoying it.Fully wrapped in permanent rubber rope and fuly delitized and loving it.ₕᵤ ha ʰᵃ
>>2491152>>2491153>>2491156>>2491161MEGUKA LETS FUCKING IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://streamable.com/n441br
>>2491152>>2491156SHE'S OVERLAPPING HER MC STREAM WITH OLLIE.UNOFFICIAL COLLAB IS HAPPENING
What is better than Oblivion?Sleep
>>2491156>PaladinsBut why?
>>2490975>Memories of my grandmother gifting me a Gameboy Advance with Cardboard tapped over the back to hold the batteries in and a copy of Megaman BN3You know I think you're right anon...
hololive rap battles when?
>>2491156>PaladinsThat shit's alive?
Is Ame teasing us, it just says collab but if it was Gura she would say it's Gura
>>2491156>Madoka watchalongJust one episode? The movie or what?
>>2491161>Collabhmm
>>2491174I've never heard of it before, what can I expect?
>>2491166oh yeah baby food is literally cancer in a jar
So with Ame's schedule actually out and looking at the time, it's 100% a JP collab.
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161>Yeah next week is going to be a light week>11 streams this weekWhy does she continue to lie? What's her problem?
>>2491169Stop telling Ame to leave me.
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161Ame I kneel
>>2491160It's been nice that it's so slow. Made it easier to catch up on the spiderman watchalong without distractions
>>2480993 Well?
>>2491152
I fucking love Amelia Watson
>>2491152>>2491156>PaladinsEh>Members jam and madoka watchalongI KNEEL AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2491161>>2491156>>2491152>4/13>MinecraftOllie Ame collab inbound
>>2491156>>2491152>>2491161This is the greatest schedule I've seen in a long time.Ame... I fucking kneel...
>>2491156>MULTIPLE EU friendly streamsI like this timeline
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161That is a lot of streams, holy shit
why is everyone here so depressed
>both Jam and Madoka since she read the comments claiming for madoka>11 streams with today's gorillaWhat a goddess. I kneel.
>>2491194>MEGUKAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgxHDoe8gA
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161Good fucking week.
>>2491152>collab>no nameAlright putting half coin in Full EN and other half into Gura
>>2491232Go to bed you frog
>>2491212a meta puzzle game with a french narrator
>>2491196>Sorry guys, my tummy hurts so I'm moving the stream. I'll make it up to you!
https://twitter.com/hitsukuya/status/1381707820438028290I hope to god their first new outfits are something like this.
>>2491161>>2491156>>2491152>collab with no name>11PM ESTHaachama?
>>2490975I'm sure the fact that I can't remember shit means I was doing just fine and am not repressing anything...
>>2491196Whoops repair guy came back againGonna have to delay the stream!
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161So teamates, does this week make up for 1 canceled stream last week?
>>2491156>>2491152>>2491161I just realized Ame's streaming exactly in Ina's timeslot the entire week.
>>2491210The seriesProbably 3-4 episodes just like space dandy
>>2491244it can't be full EN, it has to be a JP senpai but who out of the usual circle would ask her for a collab?
>>2491171It's ok, I'll be here from now on. Ur fine, we'll have fun together watching our vtubers
>>2491242But I JWU...
>>2491230Timezone reps, Ollie is playing Minecraft in like 4 and a half hours, not whenever Ame is playing it.
>>2491156>>2491161Just the first Incredibles or both? The second one was a disappointment
>>2491236in nine and a half hours I won't be
>>2491236Happy people don't talk about their happiness anonymously without promptingdepressed people talk about their depression anonymously without prompting
>>2490975Hah, jokes on you, it's been longer than that since I've been happy.
>>2491161>CollabDoes this match any ID streams?
>>2490661Loosen the straps so her hips are no longer being compressed to 1/3 their normal size
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1381797406832951306That's a loaded schedule from ame this week>Collabwith who Ame? WITH WHO>Paladinweird choice but ok
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161Absolutely packed schedule. I love her bros
>>2491244>Full EN>It's only on Ame's scheduleOh no it's going to be a fucked up listing again and we're going to learn of a kino collab we'll never get to watch.
>>2489072
>>2491240Become Meguca
The collab is possibly the TTRPG character creation stream that Kiara said they were still figuring out the details on, but is 'happening this week'.
I love Ame more than anything
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161>have to miss part of Detective Diaries, members jam, SC stream, and There is No Game because of workThe members jam is what especially worries me, I hope someone here will archive itThe rest I'll deal with somehow, but the collab should be fun, the Incredibles should also be fun, and Madoka I'd love to rewatch though idk if she means the series or the moviesWe got a packed week, teamates, and we even have a stream tonight
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161>madoka magicaaw yeahh>THERE IS NO GAMEnice>paladins????????? do people still play that?
Gurame is fucking dead and >we schizos killed it
>>2491284>No Gurame again*coughs blood*I don't feel so good...
>>2491279
[Breaking News] Local cat not so smug after being mogu mogu'd
>>2491260Mel?RBC already got ollie, haachama is currently MIA
>>2491278Kiara already mentioned she thought they had a full collab planned for table top character building. I wouldn't be surprised if Ame was mistaken too and it isn't actually public. Hope it is though cause it could be humorous
Ame is way too fucking good to us bros... She streams so much
>>2491252The no one?
>>2491156this is how you get me to join your membership
Ina picking up the sub pace even when kiara has hit 900k again. They will be inseparable in this battle for a long time. They should just honestly do a collab for sub goals.
>>2491244If there was a EN collab it would be on Kiara or Mori's schedule
>>2490992>begNone, all JPs play MH and collab with each other already.
>>2491156WHY IS DETECTIVE DIARIES DURING MY WEEKLY DEPARTMENT MEETING REEEEEEEEGreat schedule tho, lot to look forward to. Isn't Ollie playing on the EN server much earlier that day? I hope she builds something else and Ame comes in and fucks with it and they keep doing this every week to trigger the shit out of all the autists.
WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS GETTING EXCITED OVER A STREAM THAT HAS NO FUCKING INFORMATION>THERE IS NO GAMEWELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE THEN AME, WHY IS THAT DAY SO VAGUE BETWEEN THAT AND JUST "COLLAB"
The collab can’t be full EN, it’s at 4am GMT. It’s probably Iname/Gurame or an ID collab
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161Nice fucking schedule, but>the overlappain...
Reminder
>Whoops, looks I can’t do a Karaoke stream today!
>>2491306What I like about Ame is the schedule variety, not the stream hours, which are also a lot. But having a shit ton of different streams is really nice.
>>2491301Longshot but maybe an Aki collab?
>>2491310>They should just honestly do a collab for sub goals.Yeah I want to see a joint 1M celebration. They might be the only ones with the opportunity to do so.
>>2491252>>2491307I really wish Haachama would make schedules...
I love Ame
>>2491317not ID, it has to be JP... maybe Mel
>MadokaWhat should I download? The episodes? The movies?
>>2491113Based Butcher poster.
>>2491244Coco.
>>2491152>>2491156>these fucking timeslotsYou're killing me Ame...
>>2491308>He's not already memberedNigga what are you doing
When is Ame going to do another watchalong
>>2491317As much as I'd want it to be an iname collab that isn't A Hat in Time, there'd be no reason to ever present it like this. Same with a gurame collab.It has to be a JP senpai.
>>2491236In early apocryphal texts and fokklore, hell is not a place. There is no fire, no brimstone, no demons with pitchforks, no horrific or ironic punishments to torment your soul for all eternity. Hell is simply a state of being. It is everywhere, all around us, in the air we breathe, in the sun and sky and grass and trees and wind. Hell is to be cut off from God's love. To live an existence without the constant and reassuring feeling of his presence in all things. It is to be in a world that was not made for you, where nobody thinks of you, where the wind doesn't blow for you and the trees grow according to designs foreign to you. Hell is to know that the one who loves all no longer loves you and to live on with the absence of its presence in your life.For these past few hours, we have known hell.
>>2491334Ame will drop it after 1 episode.
>>2491156>paladnsbut whyOTHERWISE good schedulke
>3am Ame streamsFuck being born in SEA
>>2491284Got a timestamp for that?
WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG FOR EHR TO STREAM?WHET THE FUCK COULD SHE BE POSSIBLY DOING? IT'S FUCKNG OBLIVION!STREAM ALREADY
>>2490445>wander in during dead hours>see thisHOLY FUCK I KNEEL
>>2491339I don't really like Ame's streams that much. I was membered a while ago but it seemed like a lot of her members only content was just pandery GFE shit. A Madoka watchalong sounds fun though.
>>2491156there is no game? that "game" has a character named watson, that would be fun, see her reaction.
>>2491156So she didn't put Oblivion there because it would be impossible to fit in the image?
>>2491325Aki is already collabing with Ina and did a couple others recently.
>>2491323RISU NO
>There Is No GameNever heard of it. What's good about it?
it's up to Gura's schedule to find out if Gurame is fucking dead, otherwise if Ame is collabing with a new JP senpai I'm willing to let Gurame die for one more week
My fat cat.
>>2491350I want a non cropped webm version of this. I already have each individual image.
>>2491348>Fuck being born in SEAWhy would you out yourself like this anon?
why are all ame's streams this week so early, like 3-4 hours earlier than her usual time
Oh no Ollie is going to kill Hololive
>>2491064
On one hand the schedule looks great but on the other it's quite literally Ina's timeslot down to the hour. I wonder what Ina's going to do this week to warrant such a drastic overlap.
>>2491268Just the first.
>>2491366rent free
>>2491354I think oblivion is her guerilla streams
>>2491325Maybe, they interact with each other on twitter a lot just like mel. And she's another blonde bombshell
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>>2491329 would be more like a weather report than a schedule
RISU PORN!https://files.catbox.moe/4y7p6b.png https://files.catbox.moe/4y7p6b.png https://files.catbox.moe/4y7p6b.png
>>2491339Not him but I don't watch her because I usually find her voice and demeanor incredibly grating. Shall be monopoly moneying her membership for the madoka watchalong though.
>>2491310I can see them being head to head until Ina's birthday after that I doubt they will be that close on subs again
>>2491156Prepare for the absolute shitfit antis will fling when she inevitably cancels one of these streams.
>>2491194QB you know what time it is?
>>2491371How new? She used to regularly stream at these times back in September to November
>>2491193holy shit I'm time travelingsomebody make an edit
>>2491351>pandery GFE shitanon, you got baited, at this point Gura and Mori are significantly more GFE than Ame
>>2491372at least they have some... national unity I guess?
>>2491387So tonight, basicallyMight've been what she planned the other night but didn't
what if... TakoAmeSame + Aki Monhun collab this week?... It's far fetched but Ame only holds collab secrets if they're with a JP senpai or special
>>2491340check the schedule mang >>2491156
Temma no...
>>2491389rrat
>>2491256Say what you will but anything Ame does makes it up for me.
>>2491413That'd be cool. We'd have to wait and see on Ina or Gura's schedules though. It'd also explain why Ina and Gura were exponentially more giggly and excitable yesterday too.
>>2491406you may be right, I don't watch them either.
>>2491393>because I usually find her voice and demeanor incredibly gratingHer cutesy voice that she does in solo streams can get kinda annoying so I see what you mean. The voice she uses in collabs is much better.
>>2491371Testing out new timeslots to see if she likes them?
Thoughts?
>>2491334She'll probably watch like 6 episodes which is rougly 3 hours of stream with the downtime, then continue next week. Or she'll watch 4 x 3 like she did with Space Dandy but I think she has more time slotted for this.
>>2491256Were niggers seriously butthurt over 1 (one) cancelled stream?
>>2491392
>>2491437no thoughts!
>>2491392based
>>2491372Anya... Moona...
>>2491156>5am watchalongno thank you
Ame's schedule has got a bigass smile on my face and she hasnt even started her kino scrolls oblivion stream yet
>>2491351>>2491429>doesn't watch Ame>doesn't watch Gura>doesn't watch MoriWho do you even watch?
>>2491437Very nice.
>>2491413I can't imagine Ame playing MonHun
>>2491392Her acorns aren't that big...
>>2491457I'll give you two guesses!
>Hololive>No one is live because Temma was lagging too much
>>2491244I don't recall, has there ever been an EN collab where they don't state who they are collabing with in the schedule? Seems like they only leave it mysterious like this when they collab with JP's.
>>2491399no, she literally didn't.
>>2491440yes, there was a decent chunk of shitposting that fucked up a thread
>>2491396Depends on which one. I could give two shits if paladins got canceled, but if any of the members streams get moved I'm gonna duck out
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161>TWO member streams>11 fucking streams>almost all the streams look great>a collab>Decided to stream tonight to save dead hoursAnd people wonder why they call this place /ameg/ GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN
>>2491437
>>2491437no thoughts empty head
>>2491437>kfp_secret_recipe.gifdidn't click
>>2491464That what eating nuts do
>>2491440SEAniggers and Concern trolls were
>>2491465Artemis?
>>2491465Okayu and Polka
>>2491074>tfw 24Are people my age still supposed to be partying or something? I was completely disconnected from uni social life
>>2491348Well, it's great if you're mudslime
>>2491339NTA but Ame's membership doesn't sound too interesting to me since I don't really enjoy her karaoke as much as the goslings and stuff like her random zatsudans / AI dungeon type unique games aren't enough to convince me.
>The collab is actually a Gurame collab>Monkey's paw>It's the Cats Watchalong
>>2491351I'm not blaming you for it or anything (especially seeing as how you don't like Ame much anyway so it's whatever) but this is why I have great disdain for this board's tendency to label every little thing GFE. Leads to misconceptions.Ame's members content as of late has mostly been a lot of karaoke and zatsudan, and before she's done shit like Mario Kart, AI Dungeon, a Space Dandy watchalong. She paywalled a date stream once but that was ages ago.
>>2491371She's EST now
>>2491342https://voca.ro/1jUri4CmhjCP
>>2491161>>2491156>>2491152Solid fucking schedule but goddamit I'm gonna be missing so many of these streams because of work. What's with the crazy timeslots Ame? Thinks of your 10 members that aren't NEETs
>>2491440One or two schizos, the usual bunch
when do the plushs get released? can i preorder?
>>2491461She'd do it if it let her expand her blonde big titted JP senpai harem
>>2491498That wouldn't make sense. It'd be MORE exciting for people to just list Gura without the actual thing being done. Same with Ina.
>>2491308If you (Somehow) loved every hololive girl equally, Ame already had the highest-value membership in all of hololive next to Polka
Ame thumbnail updated. Noice.
>>2490936Thanks, I needed some extra depression tonight.
>madoka watchalong
>>2491492fuck if I know, I spent my university days essentially as a hikki past my first month
>>2491256>two of the three member poll options are this weekyes
>>2491399Nah those have been solidly Ina times
>>2491492Yes and fucking teens girls while both drunk
>>2491509For 1st anniversary
>>2491156>another mcthankies thursdayso is supachat sunday/money monday dead?
I legit hate the fact inamefags get a collab next week when Gurame is still on hold
>>2491156>>2491152>>2491161>I work on sundayI know we have /a/ oldfags here: Is meduka actually good or do you guys just like meming about the blonde titty chick dying? Debating taking the day off work
>>2491522>the whining bitch is Kiarakek
>>2491461Ame just thinks it's a grindy game but two of her genmates are playing it already with a third probably already playing off-stream.My bets are that yesterday, Ina, Kiara, Ame, and Gura were hunting for a while and Ame decided it was pretty fun. It'd explain their overt happiness when they began their streams too.
>>2491338>>2491505I don't know, even if you add up the two other timeslots it's still less than her majority.
I miss Aqua. I hope she’s okay and not dying alone in her room because of her autism
>>2491540yeah she killed it off sadly, she said that it would come back but it seems like she decided to brain wash us into accepting the new format
>>2491499You say "of late" and I think maybe you don't realize how long ago I unmembered from Amelia. It's possible she's changed a lot by now but I remember a lot of really embarrassing stuff that was premised on me being infatuated with her (which I wasn't) so it just felt awkward to me being surrounded by Goslings while Amelia was flirting and playing hard to get with her chat. Don't misconstrue this as me judging people, because I think it's perfectly fine that a lot of people enjoy this kind of content in Hololive, I just always found it sort of uncomfortable myself.
>>2491509Ina mentioned being able to show off stuff she's been working on for a long time next month
Has Hololive saved you from becoming a robot, anons?Has it served it's purpose and rehabilitated the perception of women for you, as Yagoo said was a priority of Hololive in his interview with Business Insider?
>>2491520I need an elf Ame
>Madoka came out 10 years ago
>Ame has a full 12 hour night of sleep>hmm yes I will now stream 11 times in a row with no brakesT-this is the power of Ame sleeping?
>ame streaming literally every day this weekdo you seanigger rrats ever get tired of being wrong literally every time?
>>2491566hololive made me feel love again.
>>2491540I hope not, but I swear it's been like a month nowI miss Supa Sundays... they were a nice wrap up to the week and I literally can't tune into the Thursday streams live anymore
>>2491509Back during the half-year collab, or maybe in one of the streams Ina did immediately after, she mentioned the plushies will go up for order a few weeks later. Ame and Ina mentioned they saw the prototypes about two weeks after the half-year collab too so expect things to take a few more.
>>2490558She's a dork.
>>2491540>>2491561She's streaming on Sunday this week anyway so who cares?
>>2491546yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnV00SgEfZ0
>>2491566literally yesame taught me to love again
>>2491522It triggers my autism that the artist went for color conventions and then swapped it for Kiara and Mori
>>2491156>Only mario sunshine sounds interestingNo clue what THERE IS NO GAME means but it probably sucks.
>>2491560I remember you, yes shes not like in December at all if that's what you are asking
>>2491575I have to wonder if she actually slept 12 hours straight or if she just slept in 2-3 hour increments and just never got out of bed
>>2491546meduka is excellent, I highly recommend it
S-Surely the Morina collab is coming next week, right?
God imaging sneakily pouring a futa potion into Mori's drink and then adding penis enlarging drugs into her diet until her cock was too big to fit into any of her clothes. Imagine adding aphrodisiacs into her ventilation system until she constantly has to walk around the house with a massive boner. Imagine installing a hidden room in her house that contains a milking machine. Imagine luring her into that room, knocking her out, and then put her into said milking machine. Imagine injecting her with even more drugs until both her breasts and cock are constantly leaking out liquids. Imagine harvesting gallons of semen and breast milk from Mori and gourging yourself on both of those liquids until the end of time as Mori can only make moaning and squeaking noises.Uh wait... I mean imagine if Mori streamed more haha....
>>2491575>Ame fixes her sleep schedule>streams 11 times on a "slow" week>Ame starts eating better>???IMAGINE
>>2491561>>2491540I think shes preparing to come back to it, because this week she'll stream on sunday, that means her break day next week will be monday, and that way she'll go back to Super Sunday with the usual monday break.
>>2491610Anon... they hate each other...
>>2491566Kiara has helped me realize that women are capable of being actually funny.
>>2491566ever since discovering Hololive, I've lost 80 pounds
>>2491566A little, Ame definitely being the "realistic GFE" exposes how women can piss people off, but also shows it's worth it in the end.
>>2491191>Hell many JP holos don't even know Ina speaks japaneseDoesn't this also apply to Mori? Kiara had to tell Subaru and Watame that Mori could speak Japanese well enough to collab.
Mr. Spock, full evaluation on the status of Haachama's brain.
>>2490595I want to be a psychological mess together with her...
>>2491236Do you really think well adjusted people would hang out here?
>>2491618That makes sense actually. Lets hope.
>>2491566Not 100%, depression will always be there but Ame and Gura have made things look a little bit brighter.
>>2491546It's very good, but not as good as Nanoha, which is the peak of the Mahou Shoujo genre.
Gura and Ame literally hate each other, the last time they went 1 month for no collabs they brought double collabs but it's been 2 months and Ame is going to collab with Ina instead next week. It's fucking over...
>>2491500I choose to believe this because it makes me feel good about Gurame off-collabs.
>>2491546Meduka anime is actually very good.I hated the movies though. Just milking the franchise forever.
>>2491602Pretty sure it's a puzzle/point and click game
>Ame changed the Oblivion thumbnailDoes anyone have the original thumbnail saved?
The collab is going to be with Aki and Coco!But they'll be playing Ark....
>>2491566I started hating IRL women more and liking anime girls more. Kinda ironic
>>2491634Captain, that's impossible. Her brain sits in a quantum super-position between two states. It's impossible to tell which thought comes from which brain.
>>2491634computer, generate a 21st century pepperoni pizza from the Domino's restaurant chain.
>>2491566A robot? What does that mean?
>>2491566Ina made me realize I still can fix myself
>>2491560Gotcha, and that's cool. Well anyway, hope you enjoy the watchalong.
>>2491634
>>2491656Isn't it just the last Oblivion stream's thumbnail?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lax71c3mKYwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lax71c3mKYwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lax71c3mKYwTHEY ARE
>>2491649they are
>>2491649didnt gura talked recently about they sending each other butt shaped vegetables on discord?
>>2491676oh yeah my bad
>>2491668>>2491634>She hasn't streamed in a week>just after coming back from her month MIAIs Haachama turning into Shion?
>>2491156Paladins is the weirdest choice here, I used to play a lot of it (it's fun and casual), if she doesn't have an account that's already leveled she's just going to be playing against bots though.
I have a question.Are they?
>>2491679ANGELS
>>2491657Sorry Aki and Coco, but that'd be an unacceptable price to pay
>>2491566I was never in danger of becoming a robot, but the idea that girls like Gura even exist gives me hope
>>2491688She could be having dance lessons for the gen 1 concert
>>2491679>people casually brushed over this video when it's cover bringing in girls to try out their built-in-house VR technologyWe are actually going to hold our oshi's hands before we die, lads.
>>2491688I'm used to it
>>2491566I've felt a joy that I haven't felt beforebut it also comes a new despair too
>>2491688How does gook land handle college? Is it like the US?If they do then she's probably taking her finals before going on summer break.
>>2491540Pretty much every week she'll read out at least one comment from chat saying that they miss supa sunday so let's hope. Unless she straight out says "it's not happening anymore" I'll be sure to comment on it whenever appropriate at least.
>>2491437God, can you just imagine how intense Kiara would get for passionate sex? Like she'd try to act all shy about it, but the heat in her body would just build up so much that eventually the act would tear down and she'd just jump you and ask for more and more violent sexual pleasure from you. Like you'll kiss her gently, it escalates to deeper more passionate kissing and before you know it she's asking you to choke her. And since she's a phoenix, the heat from within her body would f eel absolutely amazing to thrust into. What a great chicken.
I miss her anons.
>>2491566women love!
>>2491718Bro chill she's on in 30 minutes and has an absurdly packed schedule after that
>>2491657>EN finally can collab with Coco>It's only through ARK>ARK consumes over half of each EN girl's schedule for the next two monthsWould it be worth it?
>>2491659A brain that exists in two states and takes the pepperoni off of pizza. Fascinating.
Big tits dagger wanted to be in HoloJP!
>>2491566>Improving our perception of women>in an environment where they CONSTANTLY have to watch what they say, and are constantly restricted in how they talk about thingsUh...?
>>2491718Less than 30 minutes teamate, prepare yourself
>>2491726>30 minutesWhat could she be doing to take that long? She is a fucking streamer not some engineer, just hope in and play
I really wish ame was streaming right now it fucking HURTS when she is away...
>>2491708With happiness comes sadness, but only with sadness can you find happiness.The world is nothing without disparity.
I'm worried about Ame... I haven't heard her voice in a while...
>>2491610Has Ina ever had 2 collabs per week? I think Aki is going to be first.
https://streamable.com/me3cwp
>>2491601Don't talk shit about Rosuu
>>2491729No.
>>2491729No cost too great.
>>2491729No. Never.
>>2491688god what an erotic body
>>2491736You vastly overestimate the restrictions placed on them!
>>2491741>What could she be doing to take that long?irl discord sex???
>>2491702Would (You) buy a tricked out SUPER expensive VR headset if Cover let you sit on the beach with your Oshi?
>>2491762Yeah bro Gura TOTALLY looks comfortable even after doing this for 8 months
>>2491566I don't think I ever really had any robot perceptions, so that was never an issue that Hololive needed to fix for me. That said, it'd been upwards of half a decade since I felt any sort of emotional intimacy or experienced feelings like that of heartache. Gura's ASMR stream got the same responses in me as the last time I was truly emotionally intimate with someone. And something about that She Will Be Loved soundpost made my chest ache.TLDR it's helped me feel emotions I haven't in years on years, my perception was already fine though.
>>2491683Ame talked about that but yes
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Is anyone streaming or are you gay?
haachama doesn't care about hololive
>>2491763How do you have discord sex irl?
>>2491115Based on how long it took from the end of EN auditions til the actual debut, then using that time gap on when the Vsinger auditonis ended
>>2491704
>>2491729as much as I love Coco, I don't think I can handle two months of dinosaur shit
>>2491762>Korone can't even admit that she bought a math game for her kidsUhhhhhhh
Gurame is only dead in the public eye because /u/schizos kept writing insane shit. They're still best friends offscreen.>Gura IS grooming Ame on discord and talks to her everyday>Based on that interview, Ame talks to Gura the most out of anyone, apart from her family.These are facts, remember them before writing your Gurame is dead rratposts.
>>2491783>meet up with gura offline>get out two laptops>both put headphones on>boot up discord>engage in discord sexez
>>2491774Gura's naturally like that, if you couldn't tell from last night.
>>2491774That's all her anxiety and not restrictions placed on her, and she's doing much better than she used to. You know this.
>>2491784Mori*
For anyone saying Paladins is a dead game, its still very much active.
>>2491764Is it actually her, or just an AI that acts like her?
>>2491566If a variety streamer with a 2D avatar was enough to cause you to feel emotions and change your outlook on life, you were never in danger of becoming a robot in the first place. A hermit is defined by his stubbornness.
>Kiara, Ina, Ame all probably having new JP collabs this week>MoriWhen will she get over her collab autism? Also stop sucking off indies and actually watch her senpai's streams?
Holy shit I JWU and I love Ame so fucking much.
>>2491749I think there was a week she had planned to have three collabs,
Who would a Kill la kill watch along
>>2491736>in an environment where they CONSTANTLY have to watch what they say, and are constantly restricted in how they talk about thingsThis just prove the point that people with restrains are likeable.
>>2491803All me.
>>2491778This pic is too flattering to her Oblivion character.
>>2491817I would watch anythingHell, I sat through children of the SEA
[Good News] King Kanata woke up
>>2491808I don't give a shit about collabs and would feel nothing but joy if she distinguished herself as the solo streamer of EN.
>>2491817Me, and I would scream don't lose your way every timePlease support my candidacy for Holostars EN in 2025
>>2491808>spoilerI almost wasted my time responding to this seriously before the spoiler. Thanks anon.
>>2491762>Marine and Miko had to do a PUBLIC APOLOGY for putting a BL magazine in a fridgeyeah bro really light
>>2491817Mori
>>2491814As in it didn't happen?
>>2491778We need less neko ears for new holo costumes and more elf ears
While I envy teamates with all the variety they get, I don't think I could keep up with her as my oshi (or Kiara for that mattter), being a wageslave is suffering. Ina is just the right amount of streams for me.
>>2491798but anon Gurame have to interact on stream and collab to be alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lax71c3mKYw
>>2491783if it's on the same lan it's all according to plan
>>2491803All me
>>2491736>>in an environment where they CONSTANTLY have to watch what they say, and are constantly restricted in how they talk about thingsWelcome to life in civilized society, where you can't just say or do whatever the fuck you want if you want people to like you. This applies to everyone, with the only differences being the distance between the respective lines drawn between what's acceptable and what isn't.
>>2491848just watch the vods (:
>>2491840Last I checked that isn't what a restriction means, anon! Restrictions would've meant they never got in a position where they were pushed to apologize in the first place
>>2491848>wageslavesacrificing one's sleep is a small price to pay anon. then crash hard on weekends
>>2491798Anon they're all good friends off-screen. The interview was also done sometime immediately late February before the rrats about Gurame dying even began. Not only that, you're reading too into what Gura said and are literally the reason why Ame feels self-conscious about being seen as "Gura's wife" instead of her own person.>Gura says something generic>WOW THIS COULD APPLY TO AME TOO
>>2491546I was a teen when it came out, and I've been considering a rewatch because I think I could appreciate what it wanted to do now. And it'll be fun considering it'll be Ame's first watch of it too.
>>2491505>because of workMe too...pain..
>>2491848Considering that 5 of Ame's streams are starting at 3/4pm EST, I probably will skip Paladins, McThankies Thurs. and the collab so I can sleep earlier.I can only hope Paladin's is a one time thing, Super Sunday comes back and that the collab is some Indog collab I don't care about.
>>2491762>Ame had to close down all her past socials because schizos got mad that she was in a relationship even if it's one that ended badlyReally now?
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161B-but Apex & Valorant...On a more serious note, holy shit this is both high-quality & quantity content.Please tell me the collab will be with Coco.
>>2491834Already?
>>2491850I love this dumb debiru!
>Incredibles Watchalong>we get to the scene of Elastigirl looking at her butt in the mirror>Ame comments and probably says something that'll make teamates horny (fuck it, hornier than usual)>artists draw Ame as Elastigirl, thiccness and allI cannot FUCKING wait
>>2491803>10k playersIf the teamates want to play a game with their oshi, this is it.
>>2491817Ina.
>>2491522I wonder if she will do the movies or just episodes
>>2491876Now you're just outright lying about events to make your own rrats make sense, but this is against rule 1 so I'm not going into it
>>2491861Whatching VODs is no fun. With Ina I finish work and she's right there for me, always at the same time, like a warm embrace that melts all my worries away. I'm an EUfag though so thats another reason Ina is perfect.
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1381805921106423814HOLY FUCKING YAB
>>2491113The Diablo account was horny on main for Kiara and talked about burning her flesh or something. Too lazy to screencap, just look it up for yourself.
>>2491840you should google what restriction means.
>>2491848Just wait for Golden week tako.
>>2491879If Ame really was the one to break Coco's curse that would seal this place as /ameg/ foreverThat being said, no, it's not
>amelia saw me whining last thread and scheduled both the instrument practice and madoka watchalong for this weeksugoi, based detective. I kneel.
>>2491848Ina's Hollow Knight month was great. The only reason why I don't wish for Ina to stream more is because every other time she's on she's basically nearly dead and laughing about it.
>>2491865DID I JUST HEAR SOMEONE SAY TO SACRIFICE GAINS?!?!
>>2491876I genuinely still can't believe teamates had such a huge meltdown over that.
>>2491876Had to or chose to? Bear in mind that there is a difference despite you not acknowledging it as such!
>>2491193why are you like this
>>2491886finally, more art of Ame's huge ass
>>2491884Jump King was 7 hours ago.
>>2491899Anon even Ina's talked about her dad beforeIf anything we should appreciate fathers since hololive girls mostly don't have them
>>2491876Kill yourself
>>2491922Reminder Ina's dad is KFP.
>>2491910Did you miss the guy admitting that he and his discord buddies astroturfed the fuck out of that
>>2491896>Watching VODs is no funPerhaps not, but if you literally can't watch someone live, what other choice do you have?All you really miss out on is shitposting with people in the thread
>>2491886We didn't even get Gwen Ame yet aside from one piece. I don't think artists watch watchalongs.
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161I can't wait for the collab with Risu
>>2491808If its not an indie or a non vtuber Mori doesn't want to collab.
>>2491910good cause that made sure she would stay as Amelia Watson until she actually quits
>>2491457>walks into a global thread>asks someone if they watch anyone else than ENs???
>>2491848It's a lot better these days to be honest. Months ago, the pain of keeping up with 11-14 streams each week while I still had to go into the office every day was a bit much, and that was right around the time I fell for the parasocial trap and missing streams started to feel awful.
>>2491834>one of hololive's best gaming achievements>still looks dead insideWas it because her 4 friends got to have a party in the room next to her, ignored?
>>2491899YABE
>>2491935Risu is a sololiver and she won't do 1:1 collabs, only rare group collabs.
>>2491926Did she ask her dad which design of HoloEN he liked the most or what?
>>2491845I think the third collab was rescheduled. I don't remember what it was supposed to be.https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1364293966435258368/photo/1But to answer your original question. Yeah, there have been multiple weeks that Ina had 2 collabs.
>>2491342https://voca.ro/15ELkxmsUcu2
>>2491156>>2491152>>2491161>PaladinsOdd choice but for real though, it's a buggy game that had some pretty interesting concepts.The card loadouts give you flexibility in what you can do for the same hero. You can build around single abilities, maxing out its cooldown reduction or tacking on extra bonuses like ammo regen or healing; You can go maximum damage reduction and go ham on people; or you can go max out CD reductions on abilities for every kill, building around multikills. Each hero has its own card loadout that's decided at the start of the game, and you can have multiple saved for each one to adapt to the enemy team composition as some builds are better suited for dealing with the other team's bullshit. Beyond that, there's the in-match item shop which uses credits from doing shit (dealing damage, healing, tanking damage for the team, playing the objective) to buy buffs. These range from simple like damage reduction, and more healing received, to stuff like reduce enemy healing received for 1.5 seconds upon hitting them with lmb. Lategame healers get fucked during long firefights so it isn't as much of a slog as Overwatch where it's all based around a chokepoint being held forever.tl;dr, neat game, not quite abandoned by devs but slowly dying
>>2491934Then I'm just gonna request it in the Drawthread and hope someone obliges
Any NA KFP around here? I gotta ask, are you able to catch her streams live? Even if you have a job?
>>2491839Explain why she was watching and showed up in chat on Uto's stream but won't do that with her senpais? Does she hate her JP senpais?
>>2491934>aside from one piecepost it plsUnless it's just the edit that got made mid-watchalong
>>2491928And teamates were retarded enough to fall for it, or did you miss that?
>>2491952She won't do 1:1 collabs outside of ID you mean? Either way I'm acutely aware and it pains me but I can dream of seeing her collab 1:1 with an EN some day...
>>2490820Is that skin actually in Sven?
>>2491943>>2491834>the ears>your best friend does a cool weekly event stream with guests 6 feet away from you but you can't enter the room or talk about it because you'll get called a leech>your 4 friends have a sexy party on a $9,000 bed 6 feet away from you but you just have to sit in the dark alone>her gaming niche of popularity is literally her suffering
>>2491954Papa'nis said he was watching the loud fast food girl to her randomly.
>>2491976>retards fake outrage>"why would teamates do this"
holocunny vs holohagswho wins?
>>2491955That was the Among Us collab that we weren't supposed to know about because it was an off stream collab
>https://youtu.be/_SPMBagUQjw?t=2070>Gura mockingly asking her viewers if they had their first kiss yet in her Valtentine's Day karaoke streamIt amazes me that people somehow think Gura hasn't been in real relationships. The fact that she even answered those dating questions instead of refusing on the grounds of not being a good person to ask indicates that she's been on several dates. Her giving poor advice doesn't negate that.
>>2491968>Wake up at 8 am (7:30 for Haachama streams)>Get on computer>Kiara on left monitor, class on the rightAnd my job is from 4:30pm to 1am so I listen to streams while I work/drive to and from work
>>2490820You know for low-poly I actually think that looks pretty good
>>2491970YesShe really would prefer a collab with Vshojo girls than any of her sempais
OUTTA MY WAY NAD FUCKING SHITS
>>2491964Fuck Hi-rez btw
imagine having an oshi who is a whore
Let's have a jigsaw of Shion. https://jigex.com/1giB
>>2492006People say breeding all the time. By far the cunny will have more breeding capability just by time alone, sorry hags...
>>2492006Not this shit again...
>>2491808Listen you can hate on Mori's yabs but there really isn't anything wrong with sticking up for Indies, literally all the JPs do itI think Mori should collab with Milky since she was the one who redpilled her on vtubers in the first place
>>2492006cunny gets smothered by mommies
Guys, do nips actually think that stickers and acrylic stands are good merch? The frog asked the people in the official AZKi discord what sort of birthday good's they'd like to see, and both of those actually got multiple thumbs ups. I don't fucking understand.
>>2492006Holohags are legal and most importantly show one is not emotionally and sexually stunned
>>2491970>but won't do that with her senpais?HAHAHAHAHA nice try anon. I'm sure someone will fall for your bait next time.
>>2492047Imagine replying seriously.
>>2492006Hags make me horny, so hags
>>2492014Have you just been sitting here thinking about that for the past few hours? Get a life.
>>2492014Anon you can't that her brainless fans will moan at you for saying not a virgin
>>2491968Yes, but only because my schedule is random and unstable. I’d like it if she streamed more during her prime time though. Afternoon is the perfect time.
>Youtube says Ame would start streaming at 8:30pm>It's 9:20 pm>Stream will start in 12 minuts
Can someone repost that futa Gurame image?
>>2492049nips room are small, merchandise that fits in their table is their preference.
>>2491998Yes, retards get swept up in the fake outrage. That's how samefagging derailments work, it's not all the work of the poster(s) who initiate it. Once it reaches a critical mass the spergout is self sustaining for a time.
>A lot of 3am streams in Ame's scheduleBeing SEAmate is suffering...
>>2492015This except NEET. On packed days, I'll usually cut out the SC readings from Kiara's streams and nap until Ina starts, so I don't feel as miserable staying up late watching Ame, Gura, or Mori.
>>2492014>desperately trying to justify cuckpostingThis is getting sad, anon. Take your meds.
>>2492014just cuckpost with Ame instead, it must hurt your brain spending so much time making these posts with Gura
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>>2492028Yeah I'm not touching another one of their games after what they did to Tribes.It's too bad Ame plays games from both Hirez and Blizzard who I've blacklisted myself, but I don't mind watching too much
>>2491952are you forgetting korone?
>karaoke>monhun>supa metroid>red dedSo that's Gura schedule right
>>2492058Are you going to pretend Mori has genuine interest in her sempais after half a year of nothing yet is active on the indie circles?
>>2492078Stay strong, actual good SEAfriend. Don't let the voices control you.
>>2492066
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161>Gonna miss the Incredibles and Madoka watchalong because of workThere is no god
can someone post the ENMA soundpost
>Ame has a good schedule>Cuck SEAdogs start coming outpredictable
>>2492074Nevermind found ithttps://files.catbox.moe/f61fgg.jpg
>>2492100>>supa metroidGod no, pls just drop that one Gura holy shit
>>2491943Even her model looks tired. Poor lass.
>>2491964>Odd choiceWe're talking about the girl that plays Valorant and Heroes of the Storm.
You know for a while I thought it was chumbuds that were the /u/schizos but it appears they were teamates all along. The sudden outcry and shitflinging because of the lack of a Gurame collab despite it being really calm earlier is telling.
>>2492014gura is a virgin
>>2492052holocunny is legal if you hop to the right country
>>2492078You are different, perhaps. Don't give in
>>2491236Kiara's not live yet
>>2491976ohnononono he's still mad and living in the past
>>2492136I could've told you that months ago.
>>2492078I feel your pain as a PST Prisuner, same deal with 3AM stream all over the place. At least Ame consistently gives you guys schedules...
>>2492014what kind of sad person get angry at a 3d avatar just because she has been on a relationship before.
>>2492102Cut her some slack. Mori doesn't even know her senpais names to search them on YouTube so how can she enter their chat?
>>2492125so much Gurame art is ruined by the artists making Amelia so much taller than Gura
>>2491866The Gurame is dead rrats have been going since even before the Iname A Hat in Time stream and that was on late February
>>2492151>>2492110
>>2491161>>2491156>>2491152>People gawking at PaladinsI know you guys are surprised, but a lot of you make it seem like this is completely out of left field. You guys remember that she has mentioned thinking about playing it a couple times, right? R-right?You're not ALL newfags?
Here is a fanart of Amelia H. Watson. It's totally her, I didn't edit with photoshop or something like that.
>>2492100She WILL play Minecraft again! It's for the greater good! No one cares if she's not having fun! She still needs to build Atlantis and the fruit village and her archway! Minecraft! Minecraft! Minecraft!
>>2492055Name the last time she showed up in a chat during a senpai stream? Aside from the time where Marine was drawing her so the stream was about her. Has she even talked about recent senpai streams that she's watched like the other ENs?
>>2492100Idk what to expect from Gura's schedule this week. She said she had a lot of hype things for this week but as to what they are is anyones guess.
How many people will she kill when she drops her first album?
>>2491798When are you guys gonna shut up about the grooming thing
>>2492161I have not heard anyone actually, seriously talk about Paladins in three years, and assumed she just said it as a filler choice for the shooter holo
>>2492125Sauce?
>ctrl + F (You)>58 results
>>2492100I hope she drops metroid for something else. It's been incredibly boring to watch.
Teamates, place your bets on outfit combinationI'm thinking coat on hat off
>>2492153Yeah I don't understand not taking 30 seconds to verify that before spending hours on an art piece.
>>2492161As long as it's not Overwatch.
guramebros we are still in, ame is just teasing us
Guys, is it normal to want to take Ame to poundtown doggy style?
>>2492076Yes anon when an event that calls for shitposting happens people shitpost. Surprise surprise. You dont even remember your main point from 2 posts ago.
>>2492136im find with any collab as long as gura has funt. chumbudi do miss amesame collabs tho
>>2492047Last I checked the JPs also interact with their fellow holos instead of just indies like Mori does.
*sips modelo*yup, it's SEA time
>>2492038Sora? CEO dick sucking, seiso pretending whore. Will snatch the fame from the other girls at a moments notice. Bi bitch probably finger blasts the fuck out of A-chan distracting her from nuking zhangs.Robocco? Literal Who? Quiet nerd nudist whore. Only thing going for her.Miko? Biggest whore of gen 0. Loves BBC, Bunnygirls, and all her little simps.Suisei? More like 3rd rate, shota loving, wannabe Sora whore. Bet her Yandere personality is for blackmailing little boys from telling anyone else. Beautiful mental time loop she created.Azki? Solo artist sucking off ghost writer whore.Haachama? Not really a whore. Accidentally lewd from whatever the fuck is in her blain.Akai Haato? True seiso. Not a whore. Truly the SOUL of Hololive.Festival? Loli kidnapping finger blasting whore.Mel? Youtube intern teasing whore.Fubuki? Friend, more like fuckbuddy.Chris? Dumb bitch disappeared and became L*s*rB**t, Boxchad, and many others behind the Schizo schemes. Could have made fat stacks with those glasses and bookjob skills of here.Subaru? Tomboy turned instagram beach bitch with those thumbnails and preferred outfit. Had my hopes up. Whore.Ayame? Filthy temptress that lures in innocents with her giggles and makes men fantasize of ruining her superior nip genes.Retard onion? Retard onion that licks other girl’s clits to make em join her build-a-shit factory. Her Autismo levels will break down if you don't enjoy her pussy enough.Choco? Employee of the month in the local strip club lookin whore. ASMR streams made for you to cum too.Shion? Had sexual relations with a musty steamy dusty womb. In denial too.Dog? Whore to cat.Cat? Whore for everyone else.Mio? Quiet MILF that breaks into heat once a month when you're not looking kind of whore.Womb? Barren.Rushia? Filthy wannabe GFE that forces you to make that wall of hers filled with plastic whore.Flare? Same case with the cat but now shes inclusive.Pekora? Mama thought she was a whore before then, for good reason too. Bet you her sweet ass was camgirling away with a mask with those fanged smiles.Noel? Fat tiddie no brain trash singer soulful whore! Also loves dark skinned cock.Luna? Brain injected by Coco to fall in love with American studded cock.Twappers? Dumb bitch whore trying to show off her body for more subscribers lookin whore.Coco? American Dragon porn director whore, always in a constant state of teasing your dick but never wanting it. Literal penis falseflagger.Watame? Deflection blonde stereotype whore. Clit be fluffier than my carpet.Kanata? Tenshi fallen down into degeneracy marrying that whore of a dragon. Starving housewife begging to be filled.Polka? Depressed whore who will hop on any dick that’ll “promise” that it wont leave her (just wait for Gen6 bitch).Nene? New outfit has a wonderful view for all her fans. SUPERWHOREBotan? La Lion got those “fuck me” eyes from lion king. Got the RUbros kneeling harder than when they met the polishLamy? Shes the classic alchoholic mommy. Give her 5 hours on those drinks and bam. Imagine the mommyzuris.Aloe? Love. CEO of SEX. Her whore levels were too unchecked to be kept alive. She rapes and blackmails the EN girls as Jenma now.Moona? Didn’t know rivers were on the moon for how wet she is for her boss. Would leave her husband in an instant, what a whore.Lofi? Her wife is always cheating on her, might as well go out and whore yourself off. Have your roommate cause trouble too, sure.Risu? Literal cum tribute begging whore.Anya? Walking fucking paizuri. Shes a weapon so shes gotta have a handle there somewhere.Ollie? Each part of her was a woman used to make her. Literal definition of a shag pile.Reine? She has cock on her animal name. Her body behind that blue suit is begging to be leaded, her Mama would agree as well.Gura? You fuckers already know how much of a slutty teasing brat whore she is. She’ll make you go UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH the second your rrats get activated. Too bad J**l already snatched her.Ame? Denying all ships but still goes in privately for the kill. That whore has a huge leap in stealth body count. The second she says I love you, a million Goslings cum at the exact same time. Myself included.Ina? Naizuri galor. Shes an introvert pervert that’ll dry your little dick until its going to look like a fucking raisin you little Takodachis. Imagine getting a naizuri while she uses her tentacles to probe your ass.Kiara? If you’re Japanese or Calli she will whore herself out in an instant. KFP bros know this and are on constant subconcious suicide watch. I pity you all. Myself included.Mori? Deadbeats jerk it now because those fat sweaty tiddies will become more and more feminine with every stream. You fuckers caused this whore bimbofication and its going great. Goodbye Tomboy vibes, say hello to Homoglobo Bi Stacy.Through Whoring, UNITY!
>>2492171Ina said the same thing so I'm guessing they got new permissions for something.
>>2492200>Mel existslole
>>2492115yeah time for me to dip out thread's turning to shit and ame's coming on
>>2490729I kinda wanna try it, but why on Earth does it contain crustaceans? That puts me off, desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te8erZps3U0&ab_channel=Fruitlessdoghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te8erZps3U0&ab_channel=Fruitlessdoghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te8erZps3U0&ab_channel=Fruitlessdog
>>2492190I'll go the opposite (coat off, hat on)
>>2491714kiara is DESIGNED for ROUGH play.
I will fuck the numbers out of the rabbits brain, how hard should I hit her?
>>2492168Nah I think I'll just laugh at your retardation instead. Responding seriously to shitposters is a waste of time but THIS is fun.
Watching this dude feverishly reply to himself because no one else will is kind of sad.
>>2492165googly_eyes_booba.jpg
>>2492156lol they've been going on since like November or something. I'm never forgetting the time when Ame and Gura overlapped in Minecraft, interacted with each other completely normally, and a few schizos were convinced they hated each other for some reason and samefagged 2-3 threads to death.
mandatory pollhttp://poal.me/y7eg4chttp://poal.me/y7eg4chttp://poal.me/y7eg4c
>>2492200Always
>>2491886We only got like two pieces of tanned ass fanart, don't get your hopes up.
>>2492234I hope you're just him samefagging and not someone else actually stupid enough to keep replying. Fucking idiot.
>>2492230Sorry but it's my turn on the prison bicycle
>>2492234So you admit that she cares more about indies than her senpais?
>>2492242You could hold her like a bowling ball
>>2492236I feel really bad because my immediate thought was that Temma was still doing his EN stream so I rushed over to participate.
>>2491968sometimes when i have to get up for college early in the morning.i can catch most live though.
>>2492236It's always sad seeing a schizo having to reply to himself
Gura streamed almost 21 hours last week!I'm proud of her!
>>2492186Watching her fall into every lava pit and die to every boss is more fun than monster hunter.
Everyone shut up my oshi is streaming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyxlUvReKWM
Can I discuss Amelia in this thread?
>>2492246>>2492254ogey
>>2492215UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CUNNY EROTIC CHILD BELLY AND CHEST EROTIC!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyxlUvReKWMIt's time, lads. Dead hours are finally over.
>>2492092Uoh...
>>2492267We got 7 hours of Gura yesterday and I love it
>>2492224why does the cone explode?
I love Ame so much why isn't she back yet what the fuck i love AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2492251you're right, it would probably require full force from both ends to knock the numbers clean. A rabbit spitroast
>>2492029Is this true??
>>2492275No, keep it in your discord
>Ame is not sitting by Gura during her intro animationGurame bros.. you have to let go.
I can't wait for another great stream, bros.
>>2492275yes, this is the ame thread right now, welcome to /ameg/
>>2492275no
For teamates interested, you can get Ayamy's physical artbook now, with 2 pics of Ame.https://ayamy.booth.pm/items/2881260
>>2492125It's always made more sense for Ame to have the dick though.
>>2492224I remember seeing this on her tag. It was pretty cool I think this is the same guy who makes all the minigames of Ina and takos, like the whack-a-tako and injecting data into Mario Baker to turn Mario into Ina and all the cookies into the cookies Ina drew.
>>2492309Gura has 2 (two) shark cocks though
>>2492287Physics
>last stream 5 days ago
https://twitter.com/astelleda/status/1381806355380531200?s=20Everyone else shut the fuck up, Astel got some new rags irl. Is he finally debt-free?
>>2492295TECHNICALLYIf they were actually sitting Gura would be in the middle, so GurIna and Gurame chads keep winning.
>>2492295Never... the offcollab is happening
>>2490822>asf badjbgb iubwalb iubwifa hofwbbWhat did she mean by this?
>>2492295When gura isn't riding on her bro's head, she's sitting in the middle seat between ame and ina
>>2492287The cone form is very unstable
>>2492190>>2492225>hat off, coat offFug
So when will Ame stop streaming shitty games?
>>2492190>>2492225you were both wrong
>>2492329Based
Ame is live and my day has instantly gotten better.
ENTER
>>2492309why not both?
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr haachama energy detected
It's a good night to be a teamate
>>2492322dyrb?
>>2492323I don't speak Indonesian so I wouldn't know.
>>2491679MAGKASINTAHAN
even just hearing Ame makes me happy...
brrapp
>>2492330>oblivion>shittyShut the FUCK up
There she is!
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
H U G EF A R T
>>2492330Oblivion streams have been absolutely fucking kino.
Man I remember when Gura used to talk about not leaving her house for a week straight or how she needed to rehearse what to say ahead of ordering anything. Now she mocks her viewers for being shut-ins and complains like a Karen about some poor wage-slave supermarket employee she interacted with not being sufficiently pleasant. I guess all that 'omg so relatable' shit was just a lie and now she's comfortable being her true normalfag self.
IT WASN'T HER SHUT UP
>>2492299Nigga this is always /ameg/
Teabraps...
watson back again at Oblivion, JOPs at suicide watch
teabraps...
es ella
>>2492318
>>2492339hell yeah brother
somebody type something in indonesian. That language always makes me crack up.
>>2492238Oh I know, the Gurame is dead rrats have been around for way more than that anon was implying. These threads have huge recency bias or selective memory problems.
In a way I'm glad that Mori doesn't stream as much as the other girls cause it means I can watch all of her and still have time for the other girls. I can't imagine how KFP manage to keep up with Kiara honestly, I'd probably get burned out hard.
>>2492330The last shitty game she played was Wattam.
You are all whores
>>2492315This is truehttps://files.catbox.moe/gojsjr.jpg
>standing deskAme's doing her health reps
>doesn't test hardware until streamingThat's my oshi!
>standing deskShe has plans for VR 3D.
>>2492355schizo stop being so pathetic, you've been at this since last night
YOU can't fool me Ame
>>2492137I will make her not
>standing desknow we're fucking talking
>>2492330Remember when Kornheiser images had actual good posts attached to them?
>>2492383h-hot more?
>>2492371Something in indonesian
>>2492366ser ella, mucho poder senorita watson el bastente linda.
>>2492363At least the thumbnail is cute?
>Standing desk.Holy based Ame.
NICE GAME TODD
>>2492319He bought a $1K microphone, so yes?
>>2492371anyak abunada abdul ahmad banumagi boo boo bada mandak kisak badak
>>2492383DELETE THIS
I want to drink Ame's milkshake....
>>2492355Gura's antis are rapidly becoming the most laughable of the bunch.
She makes me smile so easily bros
>>2492384bro you spoke way too soon apparently
ame warms my heart like nothing can...
Haven't standing desks been proven to have 0 health benefit and are a huge meme?
POCHI x MAMALONI LEWDS WHEN
Did Ame get the idea of a standing desk from Reine?
>>2492398no
>>2492355>STILL asshurt over stand straight and smileNever going to make it lad
>monster hunter>she read itBASED! AME WILL PLAY MHR
>>2492423sh-shut upit has fruit
>>2492371Aku ingin mengendus daging nekrotik Ollie, dan mengambil daging belatung dari gigiku.
>>2492224Doesn't seem like a very good simulation.
MORI DOESNT CARE ABOUT HOLOLIVE AND WILL LEAVE AFTER GAINING ENOUGH OF A FOLLOWING
>>2492427When an anon makes a fucking Pochi KK I've been asking for weeks I'm too dogshit at the character creation lol
>>2492371Anjing goblok kontol ku besar pintu pintu sibuyas crooooooot
Damn those hip bones...
rona yab
>>2492415Still got a long way to go to out laughable Kiara antis
>>2492414then get those ingredients and make one.
>>2492399Unfortunately I haven't seen any more double dick futa Gura art
where did bowson go?
>>2491702>We are actually going to hold our oshi's hands before we die, lads.
holy fuck it's only been eight minutes but i already feel like my heart is going to burst because i love ame so much
>>2492426Shh, let her feel like she's improving herself.
I hope Ame tries standing during karaoke
>Your oshi>What reps do you do for her
>we don't need the map, we can figure it outBASED ame, FUCK the floating quest markers in skyrim
>>2492458How do you fuckers function during dead hours?
>>2492452No, I mean I want to suck on Amelia's big fast breast
>>2492456Graduated after the yab...
AME OVERLAP CONFIRMwhy can't she play apex too goddamn it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How long is the vampirism quest?
>>2492376The way I understand it, you don't really watch Kiara so much as you put her on in the background and listen for anywhere between 6 to 8 hours while you work on other things.
Risu is from indonesia that basically the same as philippines, isn't it?when is Risu going to play Free Fire to make the brown people happy
>>2492482Fuck off Roboco
>>2492456Gura lost it and Ame is still pissed about it. Why do you think they haven't collab'd recently?
>>2492453I meant in just how low effort and energy they are, like it's a chore to think up anti posts about Gura. Kiara's antis at least have passion, they really care about hating Kiara. They are more ridiculous and insane than laughable.
>>2492469TowaFitness
>>2492473Function?
ENTER BOWSON
Nice game you have there Todd
>>2492486You're thinking Ina
BOWSON?!
BOWSON LOVE
IT JUST WORKS
>>2492469AmeStaying alive reps
JESAS
Bowson makes my peepee hard
THE FUCKIGN HEAD LMAO
>i really wanna watch calli and ollieSurprise third member?
kek vampson
>>2492330>Stream is ALREADY kinoImagine being this guy
Bowson looking cuter than usual. Smarter too.
God Oblivion is the perfect game
ayyy lmao
BOWSON (AND HER DISGUSTING SWOLLEN HEAD) HAVE RETURNED!
>>2492469KiaraUni reps
WHAT HAPPEND TO BOWSON
>>2492433>>2492415>>2492392Just don't pretend that Gura isn't a normalfag is all I ask. Still seeing 'omg Gura is a social autist just like me!' posts at this point is pathetic.
AME JUST JOIN THEM OFFSTREAM. YOU CAN SHOW THE ROPES & THEY WON'T GET STREAM SNIPED.
>>2492475Oh, fair enough, carry on then.
>im going to make a stupid looking character>oh no it looks stupid!
>>2492398No
>>2492177never
>she has to say horsie instead of horseSOCUTEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2492489>Risu plays free fire,mobile legends, COD mobileShe'll get over 10K+ viewers or even more if she plays these games
So did you guys ever find out if they are streaming character creation for WoD?
>>2492515>Ame>asking to join a collabrumao
>>2492504Ina doesn't stream for almost a third of the day.
>>2492526Anon, take your meds.
>>2492308>That Rem body pillowI hope they let ayamy make Ame's body pillow
Ame is breathtaking...
>>2492473I don't.
Ame, you're breathtaking...
>>2492475>breast not breastsSo only one of them? Which one then? The right or the left one?
God I love this game.
>>2492526alright how about you do your usual thing and post the truck clip for us again
>>2492537>horsie>dowgie>snackieAme is so cute
>>2491985Yes. https://gamebanana.com/skins/193856More to come.https://files.catbox.moe/lna8rg.jpg>>2492019Chained_Tan did some excellent work on those models, and they were cool enough to release them on their sketchfab publicly under a non-commercial CC, so that's how we're getting them ported to sven.
>swimming on a horseimmersion fucking ruined
>>2492564Soundtrack is doing at least 95% of the lifting though.
I've been lurking and trying to guess what all the terminology here means, I think I finally got itdyrb = do your reps brosjwu = joking with youSEA = south-east africa
>>2492550Hey bro want to watch the Dragon Maid dub together? How about that Ghost in the Shell live action movie, I heard it was great! My favorite vtuber, Gawr Gura said so. She's totally relatable and isn't like those normalfags ruining everything!
>>2492492>passionHardly, they've just not been the same since they started recycling the same actual months old talking points in place of actual malice. It just feels like they're obligated to come up with the lowest effort shitposts about any new inconsequential thing that comes up now.
>>2492526go back
>>2492563The right oneI'd just be fondling the left one I guess
>>2492355You look like someone that get angry because your favorite toy got stolen
i love beating up wolves in the river
>>2492585stop spoonfeeding the newfags
Stop replying to bait and talk about Gura's feet instead.
>>2492543Phasmophobia...
>>2492585Sorry I am new also. Can you tell me what rrat means?
>>2492585DYRB!!!!
>Likes stars, meteor shower, supernova & moonlight night.I think I know Ame's taste.
>>2491702the idea of a stream in a sort of vrchat-esque thing where you're actually in a 3d space with them as opposed to watching them on a 2d screen is one i've had for a while.imagine sitting on a virtual couch next to mori or ame while they play a game and talk, with seemingly nobody else there but you and them.vr is too dangerous
>>2492585not bad, friend. not bad at all
>>2492585spoonfeeder...
>>2492415Kind of slim pickings after 7 hours of streams in a day. Earlier today one of them tried to convince the thread that the trucks passing by her apartment was her phone vibrating.
>>2492585What the fuck is wrong with spoonfeeders? Why are you like this?
>>2492585fucking Kenyan posters keep ruining these threads...
>>2492060manscreamingsexintunnelonbike.mp4
>>2492602if she joins in apex I'll fucking kneel
>>2492570Don't forget kitty cat
>>2492593Just pointing out how Gura lies constantly.
>>2492426No? Standing unavoidably consumes more energy. I don't know what other health benefits you're talking about.
Who the fuck watches Apex? And why?
>Wolf on stream>IT'S MIO, RIP MIO Feverytime
>>2492546And? She's still just background noise.
>>2491002Amazing.I hope some song anon picks this up, eventually.
>>2492586>she's not into MY brand of obscure, therefore she is a normalfag!Meds, anon, take them.
>>2492585>duuhhh why supacha called?>gguuuuuhhh makes new thread early>uhhh why anti called?>durrrr who coco is?>uh uh sora who???>uhhhhhhh why permission?>what 5ch????>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?>post frogman and soijak>WHERE DOXX??????????>WHY HATE MY FAVORITE????>what kino means????>what reps means????>just woke up what happen????????>hurr when is stream?>duuuur what gosling means???>what naizuri?????????>what roommate means????>bluuuh what rule 1 2????????????>SIMP heh gotem>uhhh just anime girl???>durrrrrhhhh is my schizo narrative true??>jp/indie collab when???????????????>huh how play 2 streams???>asanagi who????>why thread deleted after 2000?>why live stream only?>what does membership give???>durr how youtube-dl work?????????????>im ray0 what do i akasupa???????>what freechat????>what oishi gachokoi??>what gremlin is???>just twitch????????>supacha stream zzzzz????>why all girls gay??????>what ogey means????>what rrat means????>uhhrrr why mikocchi boat????>durr what towa aloe do?????>nurrr where superchat/membership money go??>hurrrrrr gatekeep bad!
why there is no mod like this but with Sakura Mikohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPY7lTefrFs&ab_channel=ArthurLopes
>>2492585>SEA = south-east africaI wish, they have whites at least.
>bowson believes rrats
Sorry just came here to post this:Fuck you teammates Have a nice night/day!
>Soul GemsBut wait Madoka isn't until Sunday
>>2492600You tickle her sensitive feet to produce shark juice.
>>2492645FUCK YOU
>>2492645>teammates
>soul gemsmadoka mention?
Oh yeah, I forgot how shitty this quest was
>>2492526>watches anime>plays videogamesYeah Gura sure is a normalfag alright
>>2492469GuraSelf improvement
>>2492630>chicken>its kiara>sheep>its watame>dragon>its ____>duck>its subaru
......is this a fetch quest Zelda style, where you pick one item to get another to get another etc?
>>2492603dyrbhaha jwu
>>2492645>teammates t. teamate
>>2491149>>2491138>tomato town massacre never forgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uG5z6Ab7ZA
>>2492638>duuhhh why supacha called?Super chat. We call it that because people who donate to our oshis are super duper people!>gguuuuuhhh makes new thread earlyWe do not make early threads because we like to pretend that we are not a general and thus we act like a sticky thread>uhhh why anti called?It's short for Anya's Tits, people who shit on the girls generally are lacking their nutritional diet of Anya's breastmilk>durrrr who coco is?Coco is the name of the girl with big tits from generation 1 that does too much ark>uh uh sora who???Sora Sakurai>uhhhhhhh why permission?Permission fruits must be secured in order to stream a game, this is an ancient Japanese tradition.>what 5ch????But who is 5ch?>uhrrrrr where 5ch link?In the OP description>post frogman and soijakA standard image that few use due to it being reserved for the most high quality posts>WHERE DOXX??????????Every thread>WHY HATE MY FAVORITE????Because it is a rite of passage that to become a lover of an oshi, you first must be their hater>>what kino means????Kindly Indoctrinate Noel's Oppais>what reps means????Reproductions, this is a sex general>just woke up what happen????????An easy way to get up to date on the latest rrats>hurr when is stream?When Ayame feels like it>duuuur what gosling means???It means to Ryan>what naizuri?????????common misspelling of paizuri>what roommate means????Their legal guardians>bluuuh what rule 1 2????????????What?>SIMP heh gotemcommon misspelling of Shrimp, please be mindful>uhhh just anime girl???Just anime girl>durrrrrhhhh is my schizo narrative true??All rrats excluding /u/ rrats are always true>jp/indie collab when???????????????In 5 hours>huh how play 2 streams???Check the r/hololive OP for a link to the Holoworkshop>asanagi who????bitch asanagi>why thread deleted after 2000?Actually the thread deletes at 300, the 4chan servers just take a while>why live stream only?Because only Ollie can dead stream>what does membership give???Sex>durr how youtube-dl work?????????????It just works>im ray0 what do i akasupa???????Always give it to Kiara and make sure you give her updates on your chemotherapy>what freechat????A chat that excludes China>what oishi gachokoi??The latest vtuber gacha>what gremlin is???The device Ame inserts into her pussy>just twitch????????Better than spazing I guess>supacha stream zzzzz????Ina Ina Ina...>why all girls gay??????Gay is a state of being we all come from>what ogey means????It means rrat>what rrat means????It means ogey>uhhrrr why mikocchi boat????ding ding ding ding ding ba dada daaaaaaa>durr what towa aloe do?????Y A B E>nurrr where superchat/membership money go??Right into my dopamine system>hurrrrrr gatekeep bad!Only when it keeps out people I likeYou're welcome for the spoonfeed, newfriend!
I hope Ina does a Yuuki Yuna watchalong now. It's not as good as Madoka but the SOL bits are comfy and fun.
>>2492646I thought it was instrument practice? Did the poll change?
>>2492639Imagine how absurd the collabs would be if they were allowed to use custom modelshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po3JWVaR55k
>grand soul gemsThose fuckers are annoying to get, especially at level 10. Thank fuck every playthrough Ive done I havent gotten vampirism
>>2492628Its a cool game.
>>2492517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z2v-08c_WAOh thank God for Botan, streaming a good game.
>>2492637Being an ironic weeb isn't obscure. She couldn't even list three anime as her favorites yet responds seriously to dating advice questions. Her interest in anything otaku is puddle deep.
>>2492628japs
>>2492591fair enough
>>2492630>wolf shows up>MIOSHA???>dog shows up>KOROSAN???>cat shows up>FATTO CATTO???>fox shows up>FRIEND!!!>sheep shows up>WATAMELON.JPG>duck shows up>SHUBASHUBASHUBA>pizza shows up>THE NO ONE???>dragon shows up>BITCH LOVE>sans shows up>GORIRA PPT DEDENNEWhy are Chumbuds like this?
>>2490755I think it's a new JP because not just saying it's Gura means it's Ame doing her autistic >NO MAYBE THE JP WANTS TO KEEP IT A SECRET UNTIL THEY SCHEDULE IT!shit.
>>2492670>Nigger>IT'S FLARE
Oh fuck I forgot you have to visit literally every single last major city and do a quest for their local mages guild to get in there
>>2492426>>2492627https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/the-truth-behind-standing-desks-2016092310264>In other words, use of a standing desk for three hours burns an extra 24 calories, about the same number of calories in a carrot.
I can't find the clip of Gura murdering sven
>>2492526I don't understand how somebody could possibly watch one of Gura's streams and think she's a normal person.she's a fucking weirdo I don't think you watch her streams, you're just trying to stir up shit
>>2492696lole you want me to post "Ame's" dating advice? How about all the stuff Kiara has said about relationships and her speech during that Nier boss dialogue? If you're going to be a schizo at least include the other girls you absolute faggot
>>2492696stop having a mental breakdown because the cartoon avatar girl told you to smile more
>>2492686She scheduled both
>>2492680>Anya's Titsmy sides anon, this is the first time I saw this
>>2492670>Named Amelia/Watson or is a detectiveIt's Ame!
>>2492718gura is a normal person oppressed by abnormal circumstances
>>2492696Man, you're really invested into this argument, aren't you? You don't have to watch Gura or engage with cumbuds if this upsets yo so much.
>>2492696Why are people responding to you seriously?
>>2492668I'm laughing like a retard at this post
>>2492720Stop doing mental gymnastics to try to claim she's some social autist like Aqua.
Put in my 2 weeks notice today to watch more vtubers
>>2492696Anyone with half a blain could see that Gura wasn't really into to JP culture and vtuber avatar was more so a way to be a cute girl. Gura's weeb reps are just another passing interest she'll keep being pulled into as a result of hololive being in Japan
Being lured into the water by Vampire Mermaid Ame's hypnotic voice and/or eyes!
Why does Amelia speak to the chat as if they're her pets
>>2492717https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Htlcu48rUI'll go find the catbox/streamable one while you watch this.
>>2492725is the milk delicious?
>faggot shows up>>2492706???
>>2492728aren't we all, really?
>>2492745because thats exactly what we are... just fishes in a tank
>>2492735no one said that, take your meds
>>2492745because we are
stop spamming about ame. just because she is streaming doesnt mean you can ruin the thread.
>>2492753Found it.https://streamable.com/f6exnf
there is a very bad mod of gura for gtaVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMsXBFdXFP8&ab_channel=Bandenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMsXBFdXFP8&ab_channel=Bandenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMsXBFdXFP8&ab_channel=Banden
>>2492745we are
I missed these streams
>>2492582Damn, can't wait until next time.Take as long as you want, no need to rush back if you don't want to. We will always be here waiting patiently.
>>2492696>responds seriously to dating advice questionsIt was an honest answer, you really think standing like hunchback of notredame and bitch face makes you approachable? It's the BARE MINIMUM you need and here you are bitching about it
Sun is the strongest foe
>>2492683Aside from art direction, I think YYY did everything wanted to do with its story, but better. The soundtracks for both are godly and hard to find one better than the other. We don't count the Madoka movie or YYY s2I feel like its a show both Ina and Kiara would enjoy, but Takos would (probably) be less inclined to spend the 12 episodes constantly comparing it to Madoka.
>>2492753>>2492769You're a doll
Who do you think would win a Brood War tournament with every member
>>2492706More like>wolf shows up>ENTER>dog shows up>ENTER>cat shows up>ENTER>fox shows up>ENTER>sheep shows up>ENTER>duck shows up>ENTER>pizza shows up>ENTER>dragon shows up>ENTER>sans shows up>ENTER
why do we blast past images so much faster than we did a month ago
>>2492768>no more image slotits a shitty thread anyways
>>2492768Sorry anon my bad, what did you want to talk about?
>>2492766People still think she rehearses her public interactions like a /fit/ autist when it's beyond clear as day that she has zero problem going outside and interacting in real life at this point.
>>2492660Nice bait.
>>2492754anya's titmilk tastes like the milk leftover after eating a bowl of honey nut cheerios
>>2492771The thumbnail already looks horrifying.
>>2492768you like dead hours that much nigger?
is this guy really in a tissy because gura told him to smile more?
>>2492738Based
>>2492696That's obvious, she's got not a lot of history with caring about weebshit and clearly her actual interests lie elsewhere. Which isn't an awful thing given the mix of weeb interests we already have in the gen. It's refreshing to have someone who's broadly normie with only a passing interest at most in jp shit.
>>2491152>>2491156>>2491161For some reason I thought that chat had convinced Ame to try monster hunter. I guess not, maybe next week
>>2492671Yeah, it's also the longest quest in the game.
>>2492786dead hours into Ame announcing something/streaming
>>2492798he's hissy cause Gura doesn't stay in her house all the time and made fun of him for staying inside instead
>>2492719Women are never honest when you ask them about stuff like that and give contradictory advise
>>2492771Jesas, how horrifying
>>2492582That Ollie is impressive
>>2492768https://voca.ro/13Ht3PfS4vfjWow guys, I just love Ame so much, let's make sure all 1500 posts mention her! I sure can't wait to post "Ame is cuter than usual today!" as soon as she streams! I love coordinating with my super secret amelia club to immediately post every single thing she likes/retweets on twitter! Of course, I wouldn't forget to attach a signature photo of Hollywood actor Ryan Gosling from the hit film "Blade Runner 2049" that is literally me! My favorite Ame "signature event" is when bubba barks on stream and distracts Ame. When this happens, I instantly recite this phrase into the reply box: "Ame is having SEX with BUBBA RIGHT NOW! GOD, I WISH THAT WERE ME!" also attaching an image of Ryan Gosling. Delaying and cancelling her streams only makes me love her more and more!CAN YOU FAGGOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AMELIA FOR ONE FUCKING THREAD? ALL FUCKING DAY, "AME THIS, AME THAT, AME LIKED THIS, AME RETWEETED THIS, AME IS AWAKE AT 4AM, WOW, SHE'S JUST LIKE ME, AME AME AME AME AME IS CUTER THAN USUAL, AME IS CUTE, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AMELIA GURAME RYAN GOSLING RYAN FUCKING GOSLING GOD DAMNIT HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN AME DID LITERALLY ANYTHING?" THERE ARE FORTY TWO (42) OTHER GIRLS WE CAN TALK ABOUT, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I GUESS "GLOBAL" IS A SYNONYM FOR "AMELIA"! CTRL + F "ame" LESS THAN 1500 RESULTS? BETTER FILL THE THREADLY QUOTA AND ONLY FUCKING POST ABOUT AMELIA!!!
>>2492785>sans shows upCIRCLE
>>2492787How new? This almost always happens when Ame is streaming. You should've seen the bladerunner watchalong.
>>2492745Months of reading cringy SCs
>>2492745Because that's the fantasy most teamates are here for.
Do you sometimes miss the 2hus, /hlgg/?
>>2492355>complains like a Karen about some poor wage-slave supermarket employee she interacted with not being sufficiently pleasantDamn, that sounds out of character for her. I haven't watched her in a while though.
there's a way easier way of curing your vampirism than this quest but I don't want to backseat...
>>2492814>Ame is cuter than usual today!"t. deadbeat
>6k viewersHahaha patheticFuck you ToddFuck you /ameg/Numbers love!
>>2492803Some one stop her!
>>2492785Unironically better. Just like my wrestling streams
>>2492828Console?
>>2492782botan will figure out you can just 9 pool your opponent and kill them before the game even begins because their micro is awful
ENTER RRAT
RRATTOOOO
>>2492796How am I supposed to fling shit about your oshi with stale rrats if it gets drowned out by this blonde bitch streaming?
>>2492791I thought you were being a schizo but this is a good take.
>>2492814I'm with you brother
>>2492814Ame is so cute today, bros.
HATE RRAT
>>2492814https://vocaroo.com/13Ht3PfS4vfjWow guys, I just love Ame so much, let's make sure all 1500 posts mention her! I sure can't wait to post "Ame is cuter than usual today!" as soon as she streams! I love coordinating with my super secret amelia club to immediately post every single thing she likes/retweets on twitter! Of course, I wouldn't forget to attach a signature photo of Hollywood actor Ryan Gosling from the hit film "Blade Runner 2049" that is literally me! My favorite Ame "signature event" is when bubba barks on stream and distracts Ame. When this happens, I instantly recite this phrase into the reply box: "Ame is having SEX with BUBBA RIGHT NOW! GOD, I WISH THAT WERE ME!" also attaching an image of Ryan Gosling. Delaying and cancelling her streams only makes me love her more and more!CAN YOU FAGGOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AMELIA FOR ONE FUCKING THREAD? ALL FUCKING DAY, "AME THIS, AME THAT, AME LIKED THIS, AME RETWEETED THIS, AME IS AWAKE AT 4AM, WOW, SHE'S JUST LIKE ME, AME AME AME AME AME IS CUTER THAN USUAL, AME IS CUTE, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AMELIA GURAME RYAN GOSLING RYAN FUCKING GOSLING GOD DAMNIT HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN AME DID LITERALLY ANYTHING?" THERE ARE FORTY TWO (42) OTHER GIRLS WE CAN TALK ABOUT, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I GUESS "GLOBAL" IS A SYNONYM FOR "AMELIA"! CTRL + F "ame" LESS THAN 1500 RESULTS? BETTER FILL THE THREADLY QUOTA AND ONLY FUCKING POST ABOUT AMELIA!!!
RRATS are fucking AME UP!!!!!!!!
>>2492355where did gura make fun of people for being shut ins? You just made that up.
>>2492798It's dishonest
>>2492828She didn't think she was turning into a vampire after the obvious YOU'RE TURNING INTO A VAMPIRE not-a-dream so she should go through all of this shit as punishment.
Why is it any time Ame streams teamates just have to make the thread unusable because they can't stop themselves from responding to bait?
>>2492814kek
>>2492828I for one like the quest of killing a child in Daggerfall to cure lycanthropy.
>>2492814I love Ame!
>>2492802Ame's never playing your shit game, anon.
>>2492834It's unfortunately the only way to cure vampirism, which is also bugged as fuck for female characters. Wouldn't be an issue if she installed the fan patch, but it looks like Ame's playing unmodded
>>2492728holy tumblr batman!
>>2492696Im happy that this is Gura's anti cause instead of feel angry now I feel funny instead
Ame is probably the weakest vampire in existence.
>>2492814>HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN AME DID LITERALLY ANYTHING?Yeah it was fucking great.
>>2491566Technically it is keeping me from seeking a real relationship so no.
Has Ame properly leveled up or will she find overpowered bandits?
>omg guys Gura actually goes outside, omg she's not a hiki like the other girls, omg she gave "dating" advice. She's a fucking normie that's probably a whore! *proceeds to post doxx clip*I hate the normalfag chumbuds that made Gura's rant into dating advice cause this schizo was born
>>2492833viewer bug
>Feet thread>Can post feetHOOCHA
>>2492824no, bullethells are gay
>Your oshi>How cute is your oshi?
>>2492827It's funny cause Gura rarely ever tells personal stories like that so the wageslave not treating her like royalty must've really pissed her off.
>>2492841no, its one of the dlc houses. There is an altar that you can use to cure yourself, all of the addon houses are really overpowered
I think Gura is lame.
>>2492894based
>>2492827She interacted with some wageslave restocking shelfs and got upset that they didn't immediately enter customer service mode and start kissing her ass. Apparently this is held up as proof of Gura being some relatable social autist instead of a blatant Karen.
>>2492891Why, his mental illness can be spotted from a mile away?
Why are people getting so angry at the fact that Gura is a normalfag?
>>2492897GuraThe cutest
Bowson being obscenely fast is very fitting
>>2492833why are usagiFags so obsessed with numbers?
>>2492891nigga just smile
Is being a normalfag an insult? They literally run the world. Actually being a normalfag is probably why Gura is so far ahead of everyone else, she's naturally better at connecting with people.
>>2492891when did gura give dating advice? Im out of the loop.
Ame... This is why you always get melee options...
>>2492897AmeCutest girl in the world
>>2492897>AmeShe's cuter than usual!
Can someone make some new Pregnant Koikatsu lewds using the Cunny Hololive models?
>>2492897Suiseishe's cute today too!
>>2492891It wasn't even dating advice. That instance was just how to not look like a weirdo while talking to a girl.Her actual dating advice was taking her to the woods alone, then grooming her on discord.
Is Ame still pursued by those green monster things?
>>2492910>peoplejust one mad schizo trying to push his rrat
>>2492875Of all fucking things, cover actually needs permissions for mods
Ame running around at max movespeed and trying to fight in Oblivion is giving actual motion sickness.
>>2492906>having an oshi that talks to another mando chumbuddies really?
Why is Ame so fast without sprinting??
>>2492898>>2492906You got a timestamp for this one?
>>2492898Fuckin brat is getting a big head now that she's a got a decent-sized following. Looks like I'll have to discipline her.
>>2492897GuraNo one could be cuter
>HE KNOWS
>>2492897SuiseiShe's cute today too!
>>2492906Gura is a genuine karen? Damn I liked her. If she is a bitch to people im not gonna watch her.
>>2492920Gura just ranted about some wagie giving her a funny face cause she wanted a juice box from them, she told chumbuds to just be normal and smile when interacting with people but then chumbuds decided to make her rant into dating advice by sending her SC questions (last RE2 stream)
in eight hours I will be a very happy man
>>2492897>Ame>cuter than usual
>>2492938shes a zoomer
>>2492714Oh, you mean it's not much more than sitting. Obviosuly not, I don't know how much you were expecting, or what you've heard, still more than sitting. And sitting for way too long itself has problems in itself.
>>2492922She'd have a much easier time if she just used sneaking and abused crits, she's fast enough to go perma sneak
>>2492791>be wagie at supermarket>stocking juice (apple juice, obviously)>suddenly shadow blocking the fluorescent hospital lights in the ceiling>look up>a 4'7" shark girl is standing over me>she says nothing>I say nothing, keep stocking>look back>she's still standing there, mute>move aside, assume she wants something I'm blocking>she follows me with her eyes>ask her if I can help her with anything>hear faint mumbling>realize it's from her>ask her if she can speak up>she clears her throat in an exaggerated fashion>"j...juice...">she points at the apple juice in my hand>I had it to her>her trembling hand reaches out to grab it from me>begin to let go, she barely has a grip on it>she takes her other hand and quickly grabs onto it with that one as well>she shuffles back two steps before turning around and shuffling out of the aisle>tell her to have a nice day>hear her mumble "what a weirdo" as she turns the corner
>>2492897Marine's the cutest in the world, it's right there in her song.
>>2492897>KanatanI don't need to prove anything, you just know the immensity of it.
>>2492938She has like 100 speed
>>2492937No but cuckbeats really
Has Ame gone through one of those annoying Oblivion caves?
>>2492897Ame+1 cuter than the usual.
>>2492938Oblivion doesn't have sprinting and movement speed is tied to a skill.
>>2492897OkayuOkayu is cool! Very cute!
>>2492938Base stat bonuses from Vampirism, high athletics skill (it was part of her class I believe). Also took the Thief sign for more speed
>>2492891Hahaha!You cannot stop me!I will create the most damaging the most potent rrats ever!
>>2492938She's already got high speed and vampirism increases your speed by up to 20 points on top of that
Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan>spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi>Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes>Wanted revenge on Polka for using water cooler jug on her stream, stole her hair accessory for a stream later on, leading to Polka countering it with using her hair braids as shoulder pads and giving birth to a very short-lived but legendary meme>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex>Went from Super Nenechi to Hyper Nenechi in just two streams, then immediately reverted back to Super Nenechi only for her to spontaneously ascend by a countless amount of tiers approximately a month and a half later>ate alone in the toilet at school>almost got robbed one time but kicked the dude in the balls and ran away>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review>Sat around killing enemies mindlessly in Craftopia while everyone else did work, bringing her player level far ahead of everyone else's>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died>Conspired with Polka to beat up a quest giver in Craftopia, and after being scolded by Lamy, took the quest giver to the far back of the dungeon and old yeller'd them>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail">referred to huke as hukeweb sensei>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you">scored three (3) in Choco's academic test>Uses steering assist in Mario Kart>got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka>Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor>Punched people's cats in Minecraft>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft>Forgot to place torches back down after the flooding and spawned a creeper which blew up a chunk of her room>There was one time her obscure oshi made it big and her first reaction was being frustrated because she liked having an obscure oshi.>Accidentally put her name backwards "ƎИƎИ" on the Gen 5 building in Minecraft when shown from the outside>After being told, she said it's supposed to be that way and updated it say "IMNENE" aka "ƎИƎИMI" from the outside>Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead>air-served not once, but TWICE during her collab with Kiara>When given a present by Kiara, she panicked and grabbed the first thing she found to give as a present... a handful of gummybears>Almost got robbed on her way back home but she kicked the dude in the nuts and ran away>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well>iCarly was also the gateway to livestreaming and eventually lead to her becoming a vtuber>Can pronounce "tomato juice" and "potato chips" in english perfectly but nothing else>won all Among Us games by pure luck
>>2492897TowaDevilishly cute
>>2492937>having an oshi that takes random toys from an old man in a cardo teammates really?
>>2492897kiarashe's fucking adorable and i love her
>>2492078flipbro...I'm considering sleeping early this week, there's a lot of good shit on Ame's schedule and I'm usually awake by 4-5am anyway
>>2492948That stream was absolute gold.
>>2492771There's a real chance Gura might use this if she manages to convince enough people to do GTAV RP wit her.
>>2492897AmeHer cuteness is unstoppable
>>2492827He's misrepresenting what she actually said, as antis often do. Gura was an autist to a wagie and he look at her like she's a weirdo.https://youtu.be/agXlzwEGrWU?t=1184
>Trying to sleep before 5.5 patch>Amelia is onAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK
>>2492974You mean any oblivion cave? yeah
>>2492891He's be ranting about something else Gura realated if it hadn't happened. It's best to just stop giving him attention, especially since we've finally left dead hours.
>>2492906>Autism waddle up to wagie.>Stare at him instead of just asking for her free children's apple juice box.>Stare back at her in confusion.>Finally take the hint and give her a juice box.>Gura seethes for the rest of the day because some wagie didn't get her autism body language. Yeah she's totally a stacy and not a retarded shark.
>>2492814>"GLOBAL" IS A SYNONYM FOR "AMELIA"!This is true
Ame's little squeals are so fucking cute
>>2492962I like this.
>>2493003Either commit to staying up or get ready for a power nap like me
>>2492962>hear her mumble "what a weirdo" as she turns the cornerkek
>kyuubey?kek who wrote that in chat
I'm planning to make an Moona Scenario for ai dungeon
>>2492771looks like a fucking kigurumi
>>2492920>Smile in front of girls>If it doesn't work just groom her on discordDating advice alright
ame you do NOT look like fucking thanos
Bowson is so hot bros
>>2493013>Global>Ame>Ame's Global>Ame's Globes>Ame's big tittiesYeah, it checks out.
>>2492526>Talks about bugs>Talks about sniffing your teeth plaque>Limited dating knowledge>Mold rots her chopsticks>Mold rots her food>Eats around mold>Said she spends most her day online yesterday>Is into body horror artYup she's a normalfag.
I'm confused is gura socially awkward or a bitchy karen?
>>2492962This is correctThank you anon
>>2493031NSFW or SFW?
>>2493002>wagie hands you what you ask for>goes back to restocking>complain later to your tens of thousands of viewers that they weren't sufficiently pleasantYeah totally reasonable behavior.
>>2492897MoriShe's cool and cute!
>>2490822Is Anya retarded? Why does she keep repeating herself?
>>2492806He's hissy because he's making shit up in his head.https://youtu.be/agXlzwEGrWU?t=1186Only someone seriously dysfunctional would believe that's a normal interaction.>>2492962Worse than that. Gura walked up and never said anything, and thought the stocker was judging her for wanting a juice box at her age.
Reminder to filter any mention of watson and teamates if you want the thread to be comfy and usable or if you're sick of staring at shit all day.
>>2493053NSFW
>>2493047she's a socially awkward bitchy karen that's also a whore!
>>2493047A social awkward dummy shark to everyone who's ever beheld her besides one mad autist cuck.
>>2492962yup sounds about right
>>2493002The way she described it sounds like she was already self conscious about wanting a juice box at her age. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy gave her a confused look because she looked nervous.
>>2493046She also likes the smell of gasoline and reheating her days old McDonalds meals, including fries.
>>2492355>>2492898>>2492906I'm going to need a clip for this, I feel like you guys are interpreting this story in the most uncharitable way.
>>2492897GuraWeaponized cuteness!
>>2492891>was bornThat schizo has been here for a while.
Savescumming with Ame!
just waiting on the schizo to run amok and then post the doxx clip, happened last time
>>2493003>wake up 30 minutes before patch>pre-install update>log-in>do 2-3 hours of MSQ, including the 1 new dungeon>spend 2 hours doing the new Nier raid and story>do 1 hour of Diamond Weapon story and normal trial>spend 2 hours tops clearing the EX>6pm>done with the patch>go back to shitpostingY-yay...!
Ame will literally never actually learn the lockpick mechanic
>>2493074well gasoline does smell nice...
ame fucking SUCKS at lockpicking
>>2493068>>2493069the duality of anon
>>2493067Nice
>>2493073what i think is that they were both being cute awkward autists and it sounded adorable
>>2493056She's an ETL. English is the weakest of her languages. Her japanese is very good so she uses that a lot. Same reason she used japanese so much in the Pochi Reine Ina collab.
>>2493054Gura has no self confidence. What's a completely mundane interaction to you will burn into her brain because she thought the guy was making fun of her.
>>2493054autistchama your social reps
How can Ame being this cute?
Ame's gonna break her hand on her new desk.
AME THE NEW DESK!
>>2492897InaSo cute it can only be described as indescribable.
Ame...
Will Ame ever figure out how lockpicking works in Oblivion?
>>2493047She knows her audience and likes to emphasize things that make her seem more relatable, but it's clear she's not actually socially awkward at this point and has no trouble interacting in public.
Teamates, your oshi is kinda stupid...
FIRST DESK SLAM FOR THE NEW DESK
SHE DID IT
>>2493094APOLOGIZE
>>2493026Already slept for like 2hrsGuess I'll watch for a bit and then get some more sleep...
I hope Ame find the skeleton key.
Ame brute forcing again...
>Ame finally learned the lockpicking technique of skipping the fast tumblersAbout time.
GURA MENTION
>Not bunny hopping in combat>Frame limited the game so her model isn't choppyShe's taking advice and improving!
>>2493056probably down to lack of confidence in her language skills.her repeating things to get the message across and not talking in english much during the monhun collab are probably just nerves and self-doubt.don't take my armchair psychologist shit as anything more than a rrat, though
>>2493047Both
>>2492952Cometfags will be eating good today
>Underwater dungeonWhy was this not in Skyrim?
This is Gura's juice box story in a nutshell.https://files.catbox.moe/vyq91e.png
>she's killing sharksGurAme is dead, DEAD
>>2493047Both she is social awkward karenBut instead of rant at that person she chose to told that story with chat instead and we love it
RIP Gura. I guess Gurame is really dead...
/hlgg/ is stinky.
Eating icelollies again! Sex with Gura!
>Ame kills Gura on streamGuramebros it's over...
>>2492952is the live going to be archived? because i dont think i will make it
>>2493100Maybe she was nervous because she thought he was cute and he thought the same about her.
>>2493149somehow skyrim is more limited engine wise.
ame's gonna seduce us UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Ames seduction ability...
>>2493151>https://files.catbox.moe/vyq91e.pngI can see Gura having a story like this
Ame doesnt need a spell to seduce me
>Ame is excited for having seductionFUCKING WHORE
AME'S VAMPIRE SEDUCTION
>>2491987>her gaming niche of popularity is literally her sufferinglmfao I hate how it's true. why didn't I noticed before?
>>2493168i used to find cute girls extremely intimidating so i find it easy to believe
>>2493060Is this the conversation that is making a bunch of schizos call Gura a Karen? You fuckers better be shitposting or else you are bigger lost causes than I thought.
>>2493168>Maybe she was nervous because she thought he was cute and he thought the same about herno Gura would only spill spaghetti around a pretty girl, she probably wanted him to stop breathing like Leon for doing that to her
>>2493181>bunchone
>>2492897InaBerry berry cute.
>>2493174classic
>>2491764If their stuff required something more expensive than Index (which I own) to run, then no, I wouldn't.
>>2493181Explain how Gura is not a blatant Karen here. 'omg he looked at me funny'
>>2492897InaThere's none cuter.
>>2493181just that one fag
Its adorable that Ame doesn't understand what a quest item looks like, that royal armor.
>>2493181It's just one schizo baiter. Just ignore him, he's not funny anymore.
>>2492897InaBlindingly cute
>>2493181Yes, that's the entire thing. Also Gura said "stand up straight and smile" to get a girlfriend. Also try being friends first. Forget movies, take her out alone to a secluded forest for a date. Failing that groom someone on discord and invite her to a LAN party.
>>2492962Totally normalfag alright
bros, ame saw a naked man... its over...
>>2493204>karenGo back to your facebook group, normalfag.
YAB NAKED MAN
>naked male on streamyab
>a naked man!
>>2490831>hachama>unagi bowl
>ame is naked
>>2493204Very simple: you're a faggot
Ame please put on gauntlets...
Maybe one day, with some luck, I'll be able to post images on this imageboard...
Imagining the freak of nature that is vampire Bowson speed walking towards me at insane speeds while trying to seduce me.
>>2493151I am both the nigger and the guy on the left
>>2493195strawberry cute?
>>2493227it sounds so bad when you paraphrase it like that. please give her a break.
>>2490822very cute
Ogey rratson
>>2493204you've clearly never dealt with a shitty customer before, Gura was an awkward rando at worst, the kind that you don't even remember 10 seconds after dealing with them
>>2493254hot
>>2493204It's just a funny story about the time she wanted a free juice box but was judged for doing that at her age...
>>2493252imagine...
>>2493252how unlucky?
Ame's combat squeaks are pretty cute man.
>>2493234He'd probably find Gura there complaining about more minimum wage employees
>>2493232>>2493237>>2493238>>2493239>>2493242Yeah, me
Hurry up I wanna post pictures
>>2493204The wagie probably looked at her like "she's too old for this children's juice box" and that obviously set her off because Gura still thinks of herself as a kid
>>2493204schizo please... end yourself already you're not being funny anymore
>>2493252>posting images>on an imageboardkeep dreaming.
>>2492897TwapCutest girl In the world
need for sneed
>>2493252pfffffffffff
>>2492543Well if she shows up in chat then Ollie will ask her to join.
>>2493077It was during the 20 minute mark of the final resident evil 2 stream. Timestamp bro in the comments should be able to point you at the exact moment.Basically she autistically stared at some wagie for like minutes and after a long while did the guy finally understood she really, really, really want a juice box and the whole incident was very embarrassing for her and she went off about a small rant that you need to stand up straight and smile when talking to girls, which thinking about it now just had to be projection from her part. It was absolutely hilarious as this later led to the dating advice spaghetti dropping during her sc talk.
w-why does she want to seduce stable guy
>>2493204Why do you fags insist on using that normalfag meme?
>>2493227Stop with the grooming thing she didn't mean it like that... My oshi is just dumb pls understand
>>2493296this made me laugh more than it should have, fuck you
...did Ame just seduce a horse?
SNEED
>>2493227I listened to it live but it's even funnier put so concisely
>First thing Ame tires is seducing the farmerWHY I CAN'T ESCAPE FROM FARMERS
Ame seduced me, later, my old oshi.
>>2493314Blood.
It´s not dead hours anymoreWhy are you guys shittier than usual?
Ame's being weird again...
Lads, I love Ame's vampire sounds.
>>2493273As someone who worked in grocery I highly doubt the guy gave a fuck that an adult woman wanted a juice box. You just turn into a robot for eight hours and give the people what they ask for. Unless she's omitting information and it was some kind of children's fair or something and she was the only adult asking for free juice.
>Ame sucking off some dude in a shackbros...
>>2493060>Restocking the shelves>Small girl waddles up to you and stares at you from the edge of your vision>Turn to face her>She's making a weird face and looks scared>Genuinely can't tell if she's 13 and looking for her mom or something, she's so small and skinny>Confusion shows on your face, she frowns back>She stares at your juice boxes>Hand her one>She stomps off>Still can't decide if you should look for her parents
Fat ___https://jigex.com/GSJ6
Being seduced and feasted on by Vampire Ame!
>>2493055>He's thinks Mori is coolJPchama...I completely agree!
God I want Ame to sneak into my room in the middle of the night and suck my dick
>>2493319YOU CAN MAKE THE ASSUMPTION
>>2493077https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXlzwEGrWU&t=1186sYes, the schizo's misrepresenting it.
>>2493296mobile suit gundam sneed
>>2493346kek
>>2493322FARMED
>>2493350Mori is cool and cute and pretty and I want to make babies with her.
>are we getting raidedSHE'S
>>2493323I remember when Mori cancelled her valentines stream and Ame said she'd comfort me during Supa Sunday...
>>2492593>get angry because your favorite toy got stolent.shen
does gura waddle when she walks?
>ame is a fed
>>2490822I don't know why but this sounds incredibly adorable to me. There's something about Anya's accent and speech mannerisms that make me want to fuck her.
I want to engage in a bad romance plot between a human and a vampire with Ame
>>2492897Morivery cute
>>2493375She has the biggest strut a pseudo dwarf possibly could.
i...need...kiara........
>>2493227>Also try being friends first.No wonder she likes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bC6I0ATVhAWHO'S GURA'S BEST FRIEND?
>>2493338This is true. She's such a social autist that she mistook awkwardness for literally not giving a shit.
>>2493322Your oshi WILL play Balan Wonderland
>>2491566Hololive has/hlgg/ cancelled that out and made it worsefemanons OUT
Imagine an Araragi and Shinobu relationship with vampire Ame.
Wow, teakeks, how come your oshi is allowed to stream twice a day almost every day this week?
>save scumming to spend less moneyAme...
heaven's gates will open for me in 7 hours and 36 minutes
>>2493322Erenfag...Just read a better manga my dude
>>2493227Gura suggesting a LAN party is such a mindblowingly absurd thing, only she could come up with such a dumb plan
>>2493393Other way around.
>>2493409She's taking a week off from fucking me while I fuck Gura this week
Even in-game, Ame social skill is terrible.
>Spends more by bribing him into liking her to try and get a discount than if she just bought it full priceAme...
>>2493410>still ends up with less money
>>2492469GuraMusic reps
>>2493410>still fucks it up anywayAME...
>>2493322 FARMED AND MONGED
>>2493409Technically 3 times today because this oblivion stream.
>>2493338Worked as a manager in retail for 5 years and the one piece of advice I always gave to new TMs was to learn how to multitask. Learn how to do things while thinking about something completely different. I could be talking to a guest or my exec/store manager, and thinking about something completely different. You just learn to not give a shit about anyone else around you when you're working in these places.
>>2493392Me
Just tuned is she going for the vampire cure?
>>2491663He probably means this: https://files.catbox.moe/n153u5.jpg
>Your oshi>Why is Gura so autistic?
>>2493363Eh, the way she blames the employee instead of herself for not saying anything makes it seem like she's more entitled instead of socially awkward
>>2493450yes, currently at the grand soul gems part
>>2493409She doesn't care about Hololive.
>>2493322https://files.catbox.moe/ptyt1x.mp3
Does Ame really not know what a familiar is?
>>2493454>Ame>Autism is genetic
>>2493465Will it fix her head? I hope not.
>>2493370Same here bro. Same here.
I assume Ame's Madoka watchalong is for the very first compilation movie, right?
>>2493454GuraShe's not, it's just chumbuds projecting on her because they want her to be relatable and she tried pandering to them in the past before deciding to drop the bit
is there an effort to make people hate gura here? Why?
>>2491663it means you browse /r9k/I hate the term incel but its the easiest way to get you to understand
i would just very meekly and quietly give gura her free juice box and then put my own money in the drawer later
>>2493454AmeIdk she's cute
Kiara has 900k subs
>>2493483Schizochama please take your meds
>>2493458>way she blames the employee instead of herself She literally says "I was being really weird and approached him very weirdly".
>>2493346Better.
HOLY SHIT AME FOUND SPELL TRAP
>>2493481Movies aren't available online. Should be the TV version.
>>2493454GuraWhat do you mean!? she is normalfag! REEEEEEEE
Y-you too
>>2493454AmeSocial outcast at school
>>2493483come on schizo post the trucker clip already! I know you want to cause everyone is making fun of you!
>Bye>Y-You tookek
>>2493454OkayuShark cute
You're good. But I'm better.
>>2493454guraall people whose ancestry includes neanderthal admixture have some autistic tendencies, but these days they tend to be more prevalent due to rising maternal age in industrialized societies.
>Mori is the only remotely mature one the holoEN group so the older male crowd doesn't feel awkward about breeding herIs it true?
>>2493338Do you guys always doubt what other people tell you and make your own narratives in your head?
I like how Ame goeshii~
>Try to sell something to woman.>She let's out weird high pitched screams when you don't agree to her insane bartering.
>>2493534Rikka already claimed her womb
>>2492292Luna was Niji and quit to join Hololive, yes.
>>2493488It was a free juice promotion, tho
>>2493517>tfw that clip only shows how autistic she really isIt's so awkward and you can feel her cringe at the joke immediately after...
Not here. Not now. Not ever.
>>2493454AmeShe's not. ADHD and GAD for sure, which probably result in depression/borderline personality disorder, but not autistic.
>>2493322Sneed
DID AME JUST FART
>>2493545What a Karen
>>2493096No idea what to input
>>2493372???
>>2490831GuraThe only thing I know how to make is bacon and eggs with hashbrowns. I hope she likes it!
>>2493534I would have a family with Ina
>>2493547i would give her two
>>2493555CLIP IT
ame is so fucking cute bros
Ame please...
>>2493452>65Am I going to make it?
>>2493454Gura Long time without social interaction
THIS BRATTY DETECTIVE
>milkshake earlier>eating lemon cake now
>>2490831gurauhh she specifically requested that we not have dinner
>>2490831GuraAn omelet but a really good one
>>2493545Just a regular day in retail.
>>2493578it has lemons that's a fruit it's healthy
>>2493578Imagine Ame's watery diarrhea later!
>>2490975Yeah, I'm happy now though, too.
>>2490975Wrong.
>>2493574Yes, and I believe in you, anon.
I love Bowson! Ame is cool too...
KEK
EAT YOUR ANUS
EATYOURANUS AT YOUR PLEASURE
>>2493586Straigth into my mouth please!
kek
URANUS?!
>eating your anus
>>2493452slightly strange seems about right, just lacking in the social category
>>2493555ATTENTIONAme farted while streaming and the audio of the farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.
>>2493454GuraShe's scatterbrained, not autistic
what was that about an anus?
>>2493534>ran away from home to confess her love to someone that she's never met>spent years in a country without ever learning the language beyond a grade school level>self-doubts/loathes so much, she literally breaks down crying and apologizing the minute she even thinks she's inconvenienced someone>married herself to her job(s) because of said inferiority complex to the point where she is one sleepless night away from crumbling into literal dustI guess she's normal by Nip standards, but I'd hardly call her mature or stable.
>Eat Uranus.
I LOVE GURA
>>2492469AZKiJapanese and indie