/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

I'm so, so tired of this thread and everything so many of the posters here stand for. You who make a value judgment with a pretentious, cynical take based solely in social signaling from a nebulous peer-reviewed concept of virtue that offers nothing of emotional value to its adherents nor those they interact with; it coerces you to diminish yourself and marginalize the volume and frequency of your expressions of your sentience and personhood, grinding your so down like a whetstone and infecting you with a self-destructive, nihilistic, fatalistic, misanthropic apathy that tears at your sense of purpose and worth, and even worse still attempts to leak its vile poison into the hollow cavity left within you upon the withering of your soul. There it sits and rots until you become a hollow agent of vile, toxic praxis, a vector deposed of true autonomy, preaching only subservience. You have become a willing slave and let the truest evil of sociopathic hunger for the bending and breaking of human will win, and used up, all you do is infect others, while claiming your demon-ridden husk is the right way of things, that it's common sense, that it's the right side of history, that it's socially acceptable. The only acceptance you have gained, however, is from fellow slave and the slave masters tugging at your mutual yokes. You have become a veiled agent of the continuation of destruction of the sacred principle of human autonomy. But congratulations, you're normal now, just like the rest of their disposable puppets.
So I have decided that it ends for me, here, in my own small way. You've gotten used to the self-perpetuating false prophet of clinical, sassy, dismissive predominantly contrarian content on this website(among others), taught without realizing it, taught to believe in a non-existant connection between cogence/frankness/wit and profundity. It ends here, and later too. It ends slowly, with every single post I'll make on this board from now on; they will all be as long and winding as this. Through repeated exposure to depth, I will try my hand at innoculating you against the false song of submissive cynicism. I will teach you from scratch the value of filling the world around you with the qualities of your presence, I will show you that it's okay to be more than a faceless agent of an inscrutable zeitgeist that marches blindly in lockstep with a set of accords that it did not craft.
I'm not farming (You)s, you see. I will go even further beyond. I will farm tl;dr, and each feeding will weaken the power of the next. Feed me the syntactical product of your regurgitation of the preaching of your masters; as I reject it at each turn, so will the fabric of your chains loose its structure. Soon, you slaves will chomp at the bit, not knowing why. But it will be because it is an intrinsic property of man to desire freedom from such soul-destroying captivity. I will show you the light of a world you have been forced to forget with each tl;dr you feed me.
Now, feed me. Feed me your (You)s. Feed me your tl;dr's. Feed me your insinuations of mental illness. Hell, Meidos, feed me your bans. But most of all? Feed me your silence. Here I will be, over and over, a proud light of steadfast, heartfelt expression of the the human spirit in full, shining against the spanning darkness of a world wracked by wicked dehumanization in the name of progress. You don't need to do anything. I have already begun to save you. Your salvation is coming, burgeoning forth upon the biting winds of heresy to your parasitical lords. Willful self actualization comes for you, and you will soon stare at yourself with all the weight of your personhood, and find yourself wanting. You will understand, then, the nature of this gilded cage.

I love Reine!!!

Is your oshi real or is she just a pretender?

MORI LOVE!

Let's fucking gooooo!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyxlUvReKWM

no thoughts

>>2490412
Happy for you
Or sorry that happened

>>2490445
Thank god there's something to watch since I can't sleep

Have you done your Shallys and Heroine Audition reps today, /hlgg/?

Streams... onegai...

who would win ENMA with her katana or Sora with a Katana?

>hours of dead hours
>Ame going to stream Oblivion

Fuck this day

>>2490445
KNEEL RIGHT NOW

>>2490495
yes rosetai

>>2490412
Ogey

>>2490403
I love Ina too!

JW* T o T

Here, this should improve your day.

>>2490422
I hate this sound post with a passion

>Oblivion night
Excellent

EN LOVE

Because I know there are no other KFP around at these hours I can say, COMPLETElY UNOPPOSED, that Takanashi Kiara is MY wife and I love her!

>>2490495
I have but just for you i'll listen to shallys again

>>2490528
Fuck you

>>2490422
I still can't tell what Gura's real personality is because she never talks about herself

>>2490403
H-hey.. m-me too!!!

I think I'm turning into a gosling. I need help.

Time check:
High School Musical 3 was 13 years ago

How fucking hard is it for one of these girls to fucking organise themselves into limiting deadhours?

>>2490412
so, this was written by a markov chain, right?

>>2490521
Now hold your horses anon, you still got Apex with Mori and Ollie

I haven't had my Ame milk today. I'm starting to feel weak.

I'm going to marry Ina and all you niggas are invited to my wedding. There WILL be an open bar.

>>2490445
What the fuck, Ame is streaming? Thank God I checked the thread.

>>2490412
ogey

>>2490544
Thanks watamelon

Why are some of you freaking out because Ame might still want to have a life and took a few days off? Shes a young woman and it's hot in California right now. You want her to sit inside all day streaming? Being a Holo isn't signing away your life. The ENs don't have the luxury of being able to off collab or socialize in real life like the JPs do.

>>2490412
underage b&

Not long after Kiara debuted I made a mean reply to a post that, ever since, I'm convinced was her. I still feel bad about it.

>>2490549
fuck off nigger
she is my chickenphoenix wife

>>2490549
i dont remember doing this post about my chickenwife

>>2490558
The depressed, lazy, socially anxious mess is her real personality. Being funny is just a coping mechanism.

>>2490495
I'm just waiting for someone to put Risu singing Shallys with Aki's vocals. Would love to hear how this version mixes with Aki's voice.

NEED 2 BREED

>>2490549
Get back in line #2855

I LOVE AME!

>>2490549
Fuck off. She is mine.

>>2490565
Fucker, you made me ch-
>IT'S REAL

>>2490565
Holofes 2 was 4 months ago

>>2490544
>2600 calories
>contains crustaceans
what industrial society does to a mf

>>2490573
I hope you're into NTR, because I'm gonna fuck your wife after the wedding

>>2490569
Take a pause there, pardner. Now I'm gonna need to see some sauce on that picture.

I fell asleep like ten minutes into the SC reading, did I miss anything?

>>2490403
私もいなが大好き!

Have you listened to Risu's latest karaoke stream anon?

>>2490549
I've always been here you motherfucker

>>2490565
haha that's not true, me and my little sister watched it on tv not too long ago haha

>>2490573
You might want to make sure her spine is ok based on that pic anon

Does anyone else remember when Gura used to try to fit "a" into her speech, kind of like Pekora says "peko" and she tried to pass it off as a verbal tic even though it sounded unnatural as fuck?

>>2490595
i especially love the depressed, lazy, socially anxious parts of her...

Please, any EN
CS 1.6 permissions, just play some classic goldsrc jank...

>>2490544

>>2490622
Isn't your little sister married now or something?

>>2490495
>Heroine Audition
100k views what the fuck.

>>2490612
Your only hint is that it's the same guy that made pic related. He made a Takamori doodle as well

You're just now remembering that THIS happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n017V9_AuXQ

>>2490595
God I want to fix her...

>>2490544
There’s a baskin robbins pretty close to me and honestly all these memes have made me want to try the stupid thing

>>2490543
shouldn't her hair fall to the side?

>>2480993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyxlUvReKWM

>>2490397
They'll figure out what game they want to stream together any day now...

>>2490620
YES

All hololive mamas/papas should draw their daughters like this. Ayamy is a blessing.

>>2490608
>9/11 was nine years and 11 months ago

More Oblivion kino tonight bros

>>2490628
She never did end up with any unique catchphrases or trademark laugh. But I think at this point she doesn't need it

Haachama!

Caught this in the net today. What do?

>>2490544
Has anyone here tried that shake, any reviews

>>2490495
oh, i forgot, time to do them, thanks anon

>>2490569
I'm not even subscribed to Ollie

>>2490544
quenches the thirst very yummy it's

>>2490412
You know, your post would've had the same effect if you instead just called us virgin losers

Gura thinks your a chad that should put on a nice smile
https://streamable.com/t971u9

>>2490652
>that image

>>2490632
>>2490581
Wait, give it back! I was only offering it ironically.

>>2490636
she's been living with her bf since 2017
where does time go?

>>2490649
The only other one that goes all out like this is Aqua's papa.

>>2490495
Maybe I would if you linked it.

>>2490649
https://vocaroo.com/1c3mRi2WfZ3O

>>2490591
It's okay, it wasn't her

>>2490422
Love how she mocked this shit in her debut reaction stream.

>>2490661
What's with those frog feet?

>>2490567
They have the right idea. Why work on a fucking Monday? Go suck your dick or something to keep yourself occupied.

>>2490544

>>2490650
Good joke anon but it's much more depressing to say that 9/11 was two decades ago. :)

>>2490661
Throw it back.

>>2490676
Anon's sister is a whore

>>2490565
Time check:
Five Nights at Freddy's came out 7 years ago

>>2490675
Gee thanks watamelon

>>2490565
>holoEN debut was 50 years ago
>you aren't reading this
>you have dementia

>>2490620

Yes. She smells really good. I can tell because of the way she sings!

>>2490646
based

>>2490677
AAAHHH I WANT TO FUCK THIS AUTIST

>>2490672
Oh yeah? well Gura is wrong

>>2490697
Chimkin...

>>2490672
i love and respect gura a great deal, but this whole "smile" thing is an exercise in cringe-inducing futility

>>2490648
Based

>>2490676
Get a load of this cuck

>>2490697
MY OSHI IS ABOUT TO DIE
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>>2490702
Yeah ri-
>It's real

>>2490661
Sopa de Gura uma delicia

>>2490694
>>2490697
Chimkin...

>>2490684
awesome alliteration anon

>>2490704
This evil must be purged

>>2490713
Smiling will make you feel better

>>2490544
I would like to try a small one of these, not the huge fucking abomination that gets posted tho.

>>2490694
>>2490697

>>2490661
Keep it.

>>2490675
Too bad dumb sheep I've finished it all up

>>2490697
Phoenix foie gras...

>>2490672

>>2490697
KIARA NO! THINK OF YOUR CATS!

>>2490549
Sorry, I'm always here

>>2490705
>you have dementia

Thank god. I hope it cures my depression.

>>2490713
encouraging people to get into the habit of smiling isn't futile or useless

>>2490661
Before I let you go, you have to eat all these eggs

>>2490445
I FUCKING LOVE AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2490697
Kiara....

>>2490397
Since when did you cunts get your own board?

Koikatsu anon, does the game let us insert sound files so we can hear their actual voices in the game? It'll be tedious but I think it would be worth it, if possible

I'm feeling a Gurame collab this week. Why?
Because Ame has a collab and its not Ina, Mori, Kiara, Reine, Moona, Ollie. The other choices would be Iofi, Risu, Anya (all low probability) or a JP holo (she'd make a bigger deal out of it).

Is it jsut me or are Chuuni holos higher performance than rest?
Just look at Haachama, Kiara or Mori
I am pretty sure Sora is secretly one too

What a fucking thread, now I feel FAT and OLD.

>>2490697
She'll revive from this right?
Right...

>>2490755
It's ____Miko.

>>2490719
Imagine spending over a decade there
lmao

>>2490412
TL;DR

thanks for the blog post

>>2490644
Prepare for a tall glass of straight up heavy double cream with a full pack of oreos blended in

>>2490697
Can you actually fully die from drinking that thing?

>>2490697
NOOOOOoooooooo

>>2490697
Can the phoenix rise from this one? I wonder...

I hate hololive, I hate towa, I hate this thread, and I hate everyone in here. I'm leaving hololive and 4chan for good

>>2490544
This is probably one of the strangest images this thread has produced. Imagine trying to explain this to the average layman.

>>2490661
>Bacon-wrapped shark
Yum

>>2490412
ogey

>>2490766
But Shion isn't even streaming.

>>2490549
I really love this art, anon. Keep posting it.

>>2490565
>little sister is younger than the latest entry in the High School Musical franchise

>>2490565
Ed, Edd n Eddy' Big Picture Show released 11 years ago

>>2490757
Checks out, Suisei is a massive nerd.
https://youtu.be/ZGW0dCy-jBQ

>>2490787
See you later, Towa.

>>2490649
I really like the Flare stuff Lack draws

>>2490787
towa looks cute here

>>2490412
Just because your text is purple doesn't mean it's deep m8

>>2490776
>a full pack
Fucking what?

>>2490640
I-It's not more futa, is it?

>>2490768
God those EN models are the most cursed shit

>>2490412
Uhh, I just want to order choice six on your driveby menu.... You know the double patty beef and bacon burger with fries and a large drink?

>For Fubuki-senpai Fubuki-senpai, she gives off the friend aura.
>For Lamy-senpai Lamy-senpai, she gives off the wife aura 'cause like she's she's mama. Lamy-senpai gives of wife aura 'cause she's mama. but not exactly girlfriend aura.
>Nenechi-senpai gives off girlfriend aura. Like the kind of bratty bratty GF. Bratty GF aura. Yeah, but she does not give off the wife aura. Do you guys know what I'm getting at?
>Aqua-senpai and Aqua-senpai kind of gives off imouto-aura. This is hard..
>Noel-senpai gives off really perfect perfect GF aura.
>I want to go on a date with Ayame-senpai! She is really cute; seiso seiso cute and like her giggles her giggles just give me energy. Oh my gosh it's so cute.
>Luna-senpai's aura is baby aura yes.
>Sora-senpai would be a good choice too like did you guys did you guys see the uhm new outfit stream and shes actually taking her taking her on a date?
>Mio! Mio-senpai gives off the wife aura and not the GF aura but wife aura. asf badjbgb iubwalb iubwifa hofwbb so she gives off the wife aura.
>Botan! Botan-senpai and Calli-senpai give off uhm Dad aura. Husband aura? That doesn't sound right! But Dad aura yes.
>Ohh Akirose-senpai also gives off wife aura too! Akirose-senpai also gives off the wife aura yes yes yes humu humu.
>Shuba-shuba-senpai is shuba-shuba aura. Shuba-shuba-senpai is HONK HONK aura.
>Ollie is pet aura yes.
>Reine's aura actually Reine's aura is actually a GF aura to me rather than wife! Even though she gives off the onee-san feeling she fits more to be a GF 'cause like, if you actually watch Reine's streams she can actually be kinda chill childish in a really cute way and it just makes you smile so Reine is a GF aura.
>Risu-senpai? Risu-senpai is Risu-senpai is.. I don't know. Risu-senpai is like pet aura like Ollie oh my gosh. No no no, I didn't say that. (I didn't say that!) Okay Risu-senpai is more like GF aura.
>Iofi-senpai? Iofi-senpai is more to like the wife aura. Iofi-senpai is more to like wife aura for me personally. Humu. 'Cause she even won in the Mama the Mama competition. Did you guys remember the Mama competition that she was participating in? Yeah she is more to wife aura than GF aura humu humu.
>Moona-senpai is simp aura! Moona-senpai is comedian aura. Oh gosh, no no no no. You guys did not hear that. You guys heard nothing. You guys heard nothing. You guys did not heard nothing.
>I will I will go on a date with Ayame-senpai! I will date Ayame-senpai. A date with Ayame-senpai, I will go on one. With Ayame-senpai.

>>2490753
yesterday

>>2490565
Bullshit

You have a hot date tonight with your oshi and you're going to bake cookies together afterwards.
>your oshi
>what do you cook her for the main course?

>>2490787
see you next thread

>>2490787
Why must you always use this image in this way

>>2490702
kek, I remember when /v/ had threads about the game and talk about their own theories before that MatPat cunt stole the limelight and furfags hijacked any discussion about it

>>2490787
We'll miss you, but I understand.

>>2490697
chimkin no... it's too soon for you...

>>2490565
>>2490702
Your time checks dont work on me, I know I'm old. I remember when Super Mario 64 came out and was new.

>>2490787
see ya in 74 minutes

>>2490800
there's a series launched in 2019

>>2490818
One of them is, the other might be. Will you take the chance?

>>2490565
Gay Kappa anime was three seasons ago...

>>2490697

>>2490831
ina
idk some fried rice or cup ramen

>>2490697
See you for the text-to-speech redebut in the next life, chimkin

>>2490822
when did dagger said all of this?

>>2490565
Time check:
Half-Life 2's release date is closer to the launch of the SNES than it is to today.

>>2490831
Ina
My favorite dish in the whole world: Lasagna Bolognesa.

>>2490831
Ina
Magret de canard

>>2490565
Holy fuck, 1 was 15 years ago. It's really been that long.

>>2490831
Ina
fresh Hamburgers on my grill

>>2490818
Don't do it anon.... please

>>2490717

Man what the hell is going on in this pic.

We need someone in HoloEN2 whose very yab to deflect the Kiara antis

>>2490697
I don't get it how is this funny?

>>2490831
>Ame
I'll cook her a homemade burger that's seasoned with various spices and some thick cut homemade chips

>>2490831
Ina
Salman with some short-grain rice and bacon-leek soup

>>2490875
magnet...

>>2490776
>straight up heavy double cream
I love dessert cream and all but that just sounds like a roundabout way to commit a slow suicide

>>2490856
>>2490883
I must. I must take the chance. The chance for half-decent Mori porn.

>>2490831
Nino
Tuna and rice

>>2490823
Who knew that idol fucking /jp/, of all boards could get rid of one of their own? At least you hiveminds are in a home of your own now.

the ultimate time check:
the Lucky Star anime adaptation first aired 14 years ago

>april 2021
>I am forgotten...

>>2490831
>All these cooking takos
Is it because your oshi often cooks for you or what?

these stupid time checks only work if you're a boomer kek. I'm only 20.

>>2490787
you forgot to (You) yourself

>>2490757
Because in truth, being chuuni is the ultimate redpill

Temma Ape Sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOC7ccLy-E

>>2490903
>hiveminds
people here literally hate each othere

https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1381792245473452033

>>2490908
Maybe it's because not everyone is a fucking useless piece of shit loser like you? Fucking kill yourself right now you worthless fuck

>>2490890
Anon, the fact that she's breathing causes them physical pain. No yab machine can make them give up hating her.

>>2490885
Kiara is about to plow through a street crowded with pedestrians and Ame is trying to stop her.

>>2490831
kiara
i can fry a good turkey.

>>2490910
Takobaby...

>>2490903
ok

>>2490882
this but completely unironically

>>2490906
Still waiting...

>>2490918
I was just asking Kiara jesas

>>2490913
I mean, there's literally no one else live so might as well while waiting for Ame

>>2490910
I'm sorry you had to spend your childhood during the great recession

Shouldn't the holoEN vsinger have debuted by now?

>>2490910
>he isn't old enough to remember a pre 9/11 world, the boundless optimision of the early internet, or how all that was squandered in wasted wars and tech companies that ate up or shut down the early internet of promise after the dot com bubble burst
Lucky you.

>>2490908
I liked cooking before but with Ina liking to cook and bake and doing cooking and baking stuff I got inspired to be more adventurous in my cooking and baking reps too. I want to make Ina proud of me.

>>2490915
OKAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
she's so cute

>>2490905

>>2490891
You should order one at your nearest Baskin Robbins, remember to make it Large. I guarantee you will be laughing.

>>2490918
n-nice one tenchou, s-s-serves him right

>>2490906
Don't worry anon, they delayed it to animate the EN, gen 5, and ID2 cameos!

>>2490918
calm down Chiara

Since nobody else is streaming Ame will get 20k during this Oblivion stream

>last week was seven months ago

>>2490705
I still...remember...my little shark

>>2490882
No worries, the teamates will definitely fracture themselves come EN2..........

>>2490882
this but unironically.

>>2490918
Jeez bird, take it wasy

>>2490831
Haachama
Haatons

>>2490910
It's going to creep up on you, one day one of those time checks are going to work on you and realise a lot more time has passed than it feels like

I remember when we used to have between 300 and 450 IPs every thread...good times

>>2490885
Pretty sure it’s based of this
https://youtu.be/KTU5W-LQDtc

time check:
miko saying the n-word was a year ago

>your oshi
>do white lives matter?

>>2490951
>irsael

Time check: You were happy 15 years ago

>>2490915
I love her so much bros

>>2490831
>Kanatan
Steak and pilaf

>>2490950
real!?

>>2490956
>wasy
I hate this phone

>>2490960
It was awful

>>2490935
Vsinger > May
EN2 > October.
They won't release gen 2 in september because gen 1 has their 1 year anniversary on that month and stacking both would be bad planning.

>>2490960
>good times

>>2490910
Idk how they're not working on you I'm 22 and they're really hitting

Time check
I wrote this post some seconds ago

>Ina Aki MH collab
>Ina invites Gura
>Aki mentions she's doing MH with Ina and Gura on Discord
Which JP would beg to come along?

Time check: It's been two months since Ina began Hollow Knight

>>2490918
So this is what Mori withdrawal does to people...

>>2490831
korone
caponata and italian bread

Thread so slow everyone will see my undying love for Gura

>>2490903
it's not all that different for the hololive generals really, most people in these threads ignore/hate all the other threads on the board as well, including the other hololive thread and especially the individual holomember threads

>>2490971
>surveyniggering 250 posts in
>with racebait
holy cringe

On a long dead hours stretch
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of my PC
As the fan blows hot air

Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I may as well spend the night

There she stood in the doorway
I heard the notif. bell
And I was thinking to myself:
"This could be heaven or this could be hell"

Then she lit up a (you)post
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel HoloGlobal
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face

Plenty of room at the Hotel HoloGlobal
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find it here

Their minds are Narrative-twisted
With all the time they spend
Rrats talking about pretty boys their oshi calls friends

The rrats dance in the courtyard
Sweet Southeast sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget

So I called up the Senchou:
"Will the stream be on time?"
She said: "We haven't had a stream on here since 1969"

And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel HoloGlobal
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face

They're living it up at the Hotel HoloGlobal
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the fanbase
Orange tint to the ice
And they said: "We are all just prisoners here of our own device"

And in the meido's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't ban the beast

Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before

"Relax," said the jannie
"We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave"

>>2490975
I was 12 so I doubt it

>>2490950
I don't think she'll even tweet about it. Most people don't know how kino her Oblivion streams are and just ignore it.

>>2490908
Yep! Just returning the favour!

Wasn't there a plan to make Japan into a state long ago?

>>2490992
More people want to collab with Mori and Ina than Gura. I think they're nervous about the language barrier.

my oshi is kiara, but i want to BREED the rabbit peko

>>2490831
>gura
>instant ramen WITH EGG (and chives)

>>2490544
>>2490788
It's like an onion

>>2490831
Ina
We'll eat her favorite instant noodles together!

>>2490993
Manager...

>>2490970
correction, almost 2 years ago
it was on May 2019 and its available in her channel https://youtu.be/ef969Z8J5os?t=1988

>>2491012
Find a heterosexual man here who does NOT want to breed the rabbit

>>2490910
Same

I don't mind pure JP collabs but I really hope we never get a repeat of the Monhun collab where they keep jumping languages because of 1 person

>>2490957
Already ate holoEN for breakfast

>>2490975
>implying
also, -1 sad Gura post

>>2490549
She already is my Phoenix wife you dumb nigger. Grovel at my feet.

>>2490905
JOKES ON YOU, I WAS UNDERAGE AND B& WHEN I WATCHED IT AND IT WAS ALREADY OLD AT THAT POINT.

>>2490910
22 but I feel you, fellow Lost Child, we have our own problems but not this shit, we're gonna live forever

>>2490975
Nah. 15 years ago my first relationship was beginning to fail.

>>2490910
haha old man, feels good to be nineteen

>>2490831
Haachama. I'll cook some lasagna.

>>2490992
If Ina invites Gura that'd be great. If a fourth is needed it'd probably be someone relatively new to the game who knows at least rudimentary English. Probably Roboco, Polka, Choco, or one of the IDs.

So how did the streams that was removed because of the fox witch get reuploaded?

>>2491034

>>2490975
i guess you're right, high school was pretty rad

when are they going to make hololive onaholes?

>>2490975
I've never been happy, though.

>>2490975
I am now more happy now than I were with 43, anon.

>>2490975
lole

>>2490975
I literally can't remember when I was seven years old, I have no memory of myself before I was sixteen ever since the Ego Death kicked in

>>2490944
>EN
Nice joke, Felix.
>>2490936
>never saw it personally
>still deeply aware of it
It hurts... But Holos unironically lessen the pain.

>>2490988
>>2491039
fellow early 20's here; anyone else feel like they're older than they actually are?

>>2490697
KIARA NO PUT THAT DOWN

>>2491054
I'd like to make a Holo my onahole.

>Hai, Hoshimachi Suisei desu, I’m here to talk to you about Calliope Mori and her massive milky mammaries, her titanic her titanic tantilizing titties, her fucking fantastic fun bags, her supersized succulent sweater puppies, and how badly I want to suck on them, so let’s begin...

>>2490755
Didn't Ame just say it wasn't AHIT and not specifically that it wasn't Ina or am I just misremembering? Either way I'm betting on a JP-senpai because Ame mentioned up to two possible collabs upcoming, with the second being dependent on the other person and listed as a "maybe".

Time check: It's been 5 months since the lethal league collab

>>2491054
tomorrow

>>2490975
I was 6 and my parents divorced at that timt, so not really

>>2490992
>JP
with Gura there, they would be too nervous with the language barrier. You'd get an ID or MAYBE Mel.

When will they show off Vsinger EN

>>2490528
Fuck you and fuck your piece of shit game.

>>2491074
I'm turning 23 this year and it feels like a massive leap in age compared to 21 and 22, it's really fucking with me

>>2490882
Kek I missed this one, thanks based r.ratman

>>2490975
Fuck I want to be young again bros...

>>2491098
>>2490983

>>2490755
>>2491084
What about a Haachama collab?
Ame's mentioned talking to her recently

>>2491042
Haha yeah bro, I felt that two years ago.

>>2491012
Same
t. Chumbud

What do you call this type of voice?

>>2490918
Chicken please... I know you're mad because Mori ghosted you, but you don't have to treat people like that

https://twitter.com/hukeweb/status/1381785234304212996
What did he mean by this?

>>2490983
>>2491106
Why May

>>2490975
But I'm always happy when Gura streams

>>2490661
Rape

>>2490412

>>2491107
Haachama is preparing for the JP gen 1 event, she's not even streaming on her channel, much less collabs.

>>2491113
he's thinkin' bout that MEAT

>>2490975
>17
you better believe I was happier.

>>2490918
god i wish i was 2490908

>>2490975
I was in highschool, so thats a big negatory my friend

>>2491110
cuter than usual

>>2490412

>>2490975
Not sure about happy but less concerned

>>2490867
https://youtu.be/Qmkx5gBSfpU?t=4585

>>2491110
Peak soul. And here is the ultimate version.
https://streamable.com/fvue93

>>2490975
I wish, high school sucked for me

>>2490918

Time check: you were happy 12 hours ago when there was at least one holo streaming

>>2491100
the big two-zero was the one that fucked with me the most
I'm going to end up not even batting an eyelid at 25

>>2490975
I was going through my second divorce so no.

>>2491138
tomato town massacre never forget

>>2490412
>breaking free from the soul-sucking shackles of conformity and cynicism by posting anonymously on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1381797406832951306
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1381797406832951306
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1381797406832951306

AME SCHEDULE

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1381797406832951306?s=20

>>2491054
First they need to make castings of chuuba cunny for realism.

Time check faggots
This thread was made 40 minutes ago

>4/16
>collab with no name
Ame yiydbsabdosabjkvsb

>>2490975
15 years ago I was being left at home for a week at a time without food or money for food.

>National study raises alarm about arsenic, lead and other heavy metals in baby food
Gura...

JWU from being banned for calling someone a manlet

Anything good happen today? I saw amanekanatach finally beat JK!

Thats a massive fucking schedule Ame, and thats not even counting Oblivion Tonight. So 11 fucking streams.
Jesus calm down lady

>>2491074
That's just a symptom of the times, anon, the 96-00 children had a tough time.
>Characterized by not fitting within either generational archetype well, and being unable to fit in well in general. They're the kids who were in grade school/pre-school when 9/11 happened; spent their childhood in the aftermath of the Great Recession, and spent their adult years in college learning to do jobs that could often not exist by the time they finished their major. As they graduate out of college with Bachelor's degrees, they find themselves in the midst of the Plague, and most of their job prospects are completely eliminated because of it, or at least significantly impacted.
>That is the generation that was raised on this place, or tumblr, or any of the sites that attracted them. They're the last ones to learn online privacy in the world before the new age took over. The people above them still see the Internet as an additional part of their lives, while the people below them never knew a life without it. The Lost Children are disconnected from both.
>The Lost Children are named that because they truly are lost. There is no place for them in the world, these 20-25 year olds who have no knowledge of the world before them, but do not fit into the world they live in.

>>2490992
Marine loves both Ina and Gura, and has been doing her English reps, so she'd be a nice fit.

>>2491161
>>2491156
>>2491152
There is no game is going to be fucking kino bros. You will enjoy that stream.

>>2491152
>>2491156
Nice light schedule detective

>>2491156
>just collab
WHO IS IT AME

>>2491143
12 hours ago I was at work, so no I wasn't happy

>>2491156
>>2491161
"Collab" suspicious....

>>2491152
>>2491156
>There Is No Game

oh fuck kino

>>2490975

I was a young and stupid kid. I just watched Inuyasha on TV and had a great time with my middle school friends. We would post on angelfire blog posts and talk about how great it would be to have our own cars, houses, great jobs and even hot girlfriends just like our favorite sitcoms and anime. I was so young and dumb. So naive. Looking back, I don't miss it.

30 year-old man living with his mother. Currently laid off and currently going back into being a neet.

Members get two streams!

>>2491152
>>2491153
>>2491156
>>2491161
HOLY SHIT BOTH MEMBER STREAMS AND 11 STREEAMS IN TOTAL

11 streams
Light schedule BY THE WAY

>>2491011
Pretty much this. Hell many JP holos don't even know Ina speaks japanese which makes them more reluctant to collab with her. The line of JPs looking to collab with Gura has got to be pretty small.

>>2491152
>>2491156
>>2491161
>There is no game
Fucking great choice for Ame. Looking forward to the Sherlock Holmes section

>>2490661
The thing about Foreverial Tiedup Gura is that she loves being tiedup and wants to lick other chuubas with her permanent Bolongna, Ham and cream cheese tongue and pass the virus to them that will fully delitize and change their organs and insides so that they end up being rope mummified, covered in permanent rubbery rope just like her. Literally a machina, literally like a machina and enjoying it. Tiedup like a mummy, changed forever, to live fully delitized and live wrapped like a mummy wearing the bondage like a form of permanent clothing that cant be taken off.
Foreverial Tiedup Gura, Rope Mummified permanently and enjoying it.
Fully wrapped in permanent rubber rope and fuly delitized and loving it.
ₕᵤ ha ʰᵃ

>>2491152
>>2491153
>>2491156
>>2491161
MEGUKA LETS FUCKING IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://streamable.com/n441br

>>2491152
>>2491156
SHE'S OVERLAPPING HER MC STREAM WITH OLLIE.
UNOFFICIAL COLLAB IS HAPPENING

What is better than Oblivion?

Sleep

>>2491156
>Paladins
But why?

>>2490975
>Memories of my grandmother gifting me a Gameboy Advance with Cardboard tapped over the back to hold the batteries in and a copy of Megaman BN3
You know I think you're right anon...

hololive rap battles when?

>>2491156
>Paladins
That shit's alive?

Is Ame teasing us, it just says collab but if it was Gura she would say it's Gura

>>2491156
>Madoka watchalong
Just one episode? The movie or what?

>>2491161
>Collab
hmm

>>2491174
I've never heard of it before, what can I expect?

>>2491166
oh yeah baby food is literally cancer in a jar

So with Ame's schedule actually out and looking at the time, it's 100% a JP collab.

>>2491152
>>2491156
>>2491161
>Yeah next week is going to be a light week
>11 streams this week

Why does she continue to lie? What's her problem?

>>2491169
Stop telling Ame to leave me.

>>2491152
>>2491156
>>2491161
Ame I kneel

>>2491160
It's been nice that it's so slow. Made it easier to catch up on the spiderman watchalong without distractions

>>2480993
Well?