/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The amount of holobronies seething rn is absolute amazing

>>24899181
I-I pretend i didnt saw this collab.

>>24899181
I haven't been keeping up, why Haachama interacting with Vshojo is making people flip?

It's a double edged sword anon
She simultaneously jabbed the ribs of Vshojo in her joke, while simultaneously gave them a window of hope for a collab

>>24899327
she confimed the collab though?

>>24899181
am holofag, former member of haachama during her loreposting days, have 0 seethe over this. The more creative outlets haachama is able to explore, the better the content

>>24899181
Imagine having to take advantage of a girl who is retarded. Not even the chink antis bothered with her because they realised she is too stupid to receive blame.

>>24899181
kiara did it first with nyanners

>>24899361
She's going to body Mouse like Kiara bodied Nyanners
At least i hope so

>>24899181
Isn't Haachama mostly irrelevant now tho since no one really collabs with her in Hololive?? I mean even the EN chuubas ignored her in minecraft to the point she dropped the EN invasion arc right? Hopefully she makes some new friends in Vshojo and they don't dump her after two collabs or some shit

>>24899486
this is what makes haachama the strongest idol. her genuine retardation makes her immune to criticism or cancellation

>>24899523
ah yes banter and flirting between friends in bodying

>>24899181
Try vshojo x gura if you want holofags seething. Until then, fuck off.

>>24899685
Haachama... you only have Miko now

>>24899965
Where is my Ntanners chan dm?

Oh boy i cant wait for the collab and then people bringing up how he she made fun of domestic violence by making it as a joke and then we can finally get rid of this useless fuck who made coco graduate
FUCK HER

>>24900045
Will Miko commit correction on Haachama much like she did to Pekora and if so will Haachama go full Stockholm syndrom so as to not be fully alienated from her last connection to Hololive

>>24900152
People actually hate haachama?

>>24900184
kinda shocking isnt it. such a sweet little cursed cinnabun

>>24900184
Only people that don't understand chinks

>>24900184
Why shouldnt they she made coco graduate by trigerring the zhangs

>>24900152
there are a couple of groups waiting for that to happen already in order to cancel akai

>>24900152
meds

>>24899425
based

>>24900184
>coco joins hololive
>coco takes akai haato's ideas
>newsflash
>speaking english
>reddit meme review
>H: "damn her...what am i now...?"
>concocts long term plan to delete coco from hololive as revenge
>creates new identity in the form of haachama
>enough time passes
>H: "now is the time"
>streams taiwan knowing coco will reuse her content
>coco, predictably, uses her content
>coco gets the full burst anti hate
>H: "Just as planned. But is this really enough?"
>exterminates entire Hololive CN branch just for fun
>eats bugs and tarantulas so they know it was her
>takes month long vacation to celebrate
>coco graduates during this time
>takes back reddit meme review
>kills it too to destroy any last remnants of coco
>sidequest
>matsuri's birthday
>"to akai haato cordially invited to Summer Festival"
>haachama, annoyed at being referred to as akai haato, blows it off
>Matsuri seethes and removes all evidence of haachama out of her live
>haachama retaliates by breaking into her house and opening her bedroom door while streaming
>prologue
>peace is restored
>reverts back to akai haato
>peacefully playing minecraft
>greets everyone with
>H: "oharujyu"
>subaru accidently calls her haachama
>H: "subaruvhan, nanishiteruno?" "subaru what are you doing?"
>subaru, terrified, realizes her mistake
>as a peace offering subaru, the undoxable, self-doxes herself
>not good enough
>burns subaru's house in minecraft, reopening old wounds thought to have been healed
>H: "just when i thought I found peace... they pull me back in"
>some time later
>H: "I'm bored"
>H: "Guess I'll dox myself just for fun"
>that happens
>Rushia sends DM
>"Konrushi~ Cheer up Haachama, it's not the end of the world. Tee hee! -Rushia"
>tch
>H: "the nerve of this bitch to say that when she shits herself at the thought of being doxxed..."
>the pieces have been set
>Rushia plays GTA with Miko (35p)
>perfect
>H: "good work amigo."
>execute order 53 (go~han)
>Haachamafumafu: "can't wait to tap that ass later tonight mii~chan"
>death metal scream
>smugfacechama
>twitter
>H: "I don't know what happened but have some rice"
>why are you doing this
>"eat the rice rushia"
>sends fake leaks to kore "from rushia"
>R: "IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR"
>Cover Corp. at 5:30 AM 弊社所属タレント『潤羽るしあ』に関するご報告
>on the other side of the world
>russia invades ukraine at 5:30 AM
>ww3 begins
>back home
>brags about stepping on dog shit
>H: "Cheer up Rushia, it's not the end of the world"
>invades Rushia's minecraft home
>H: "Come to think of it. Butterflies are insects too, right?"
>munch munch
>matane
>come today
>haachama does a sequal collab with Luna after the first takoyaki one
>haachama decides she wants to do a "prank"
>DV roleplay in front of Luna, acting as if her boyfriend came home from work only to degrade her and beat her up
>she knew he was coming because he sent her a message
>"I'll never let the fans forget what this bitch has done"
>acts like she getting beaten up, screaming and crying
>she actually leaks the scenario in front of Luna on purpose to represent the fact that this all started from a leaked message
>scene depicts what mafu2 did to rushia after the message was leaked on discord
This woman is a menace, fear for your oshi if she ever crosses this schizo

>>24900475
>eat the bugs

>>24899181

>>24899181
Holofag here. Paying membership for 3 council girls.

I don't mind the Vshojo collabs. And I wouldn't mind Niji collabs either. Whatever makes things funny and interesting is good in my opinion.

I'd actually prefer my oshis to collab with other companies than with Mori. At least the cross company girl will behave and play along instead of making shrek noises all day.

>>24901231
The rare mentally sane holofan on this biard

>>24901231
based rare mentally sane holofan

>>24901353
>>24901466
>Mentally sane
He has fucking memberships he's not sane he's a fucking mentally ill cuckold.

Also, I guarantee he's giving money to the two whores with boyfriends and the genderfluid. He should be fucking hanged to death.

>>24901231
Holo based rare mental fan board this

>>24901598
He’s also just generally a fucking idiot, if he’s being genuine. Collabs with Vshitshow act to Mori’s benefit, not her detriment, even if she’s not there.
>at least the cross company girl will have to behave
It begins that way; it won’t end well.

>>24901598
> Actual paying customer feedback.

How much you pay the girls on the regular? Why would they even listen to you?

Haachama is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her tits as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Japanese cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.

God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama’s shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my daughter, my walking toilet, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that throne talking about nuking Japan or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I’m waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.

>>24901875
Didn't read it all but based.

>>24900152
You are no coco fan if you want that, just an anti using any excuse.

>>24901231
This based sane holofan board

>>24901875
Do not pretend to ask God for things while worshipping a false idol

>>24901875
Based or cringe idk I did not read it

No true Haaton judges anything Haachama does. We're just here for the ride. And if it makes other people in holofandom nervous, well maybe your oshii should have not ingnored her. She wouldn't be talking to vshojo if those council bitches had just dropped into minecraft and played with her! But no. So now she's going to be everybody's girlfriend. As someone once said...SEETHE AND COPE. You lazy ENers have had it easy for too long. Haachama has come to burn it all to the ground. Every saturday on twitch, she's going to do something to damage your brand a little bit more.

>>24900475
OH JESAS

I honestly am ok with this, HoloJP could learn a thing or two from Vshojo andI honestly want a Sora and Miko Nyanners collab so that it can open to more NA streamer collabs in the future

>Cover allows Haacham collab with vshojo
>Pekora begins to seething and asks to be allowed to collab with Amouranth
>Final yab

Why are some faggots so obsessed with cross-company collabs? What do you have to gain? The only thing I see these as are vectors of corruption.

>>24902197
lol

>>24899181
You know she's on the verge of graduating, only retards don't notice this

>>24902379
if this is her way of burning cover before she goes out then good for her

>>24902379
Hopefully she does and just exists quietly.

>>24902379
You guys have been saying this sing the AUS arc, then the China arc now the "VShojo Arc" doesn't it get old don't you want to rest?
>>24899181
Not sure your agenda but it's not really going to work, Mousey has already done SoTD episodes with several Holomem, Mori is practically living in the collective asshole of Vshojo and you've shit on her for months on that. Effectively Holofan are numb to any insults of Vshojo or any perceived threats from them because constant shit fling on /vt/ and the fact that even since Mori not a single damn thing has happened to make people regret Vshojo collabs.

Oh not to mention most holofan don't give a single shit about anything and are diehard loyal to their girl/guy look at Kson and Mikecat for examples, Haatons oshi is already deranged do you really think you're going to shake what little mental foundations they don't really even have?

>>24902540
nta anon but im more concerned about the audience vshojo has than with the vshojo talent itself when they do collab since you those "people" live for drama and twitter outrages and who's to say they wont use chammers recent prank to luna to generate drama which will drag cover to a negative spotlight in NA

>>24902689
good! less EOPs=more happiness
I want to believe this was haachama's intentions, ENsharts been getting cocky lately

ITT: retards that dont even know what haachama is doing

>>24902720
wont just be eops anon were gonna have a chinkout ver. 2.0 when that happens only worse since once these people smell blood they wont stop

>>24902689
>recent prank
Youre talking about that boyfriend prank right? since its been starting to circulate in the disgusting swamp that is the na vtuber sphere

>>24902874
proof?

>>24902874
those are literal who twitter twats that live on vtuber drama though but as long as the collab doesnt happen in the following weeks that might die down eventually

today I learned even a pure and honestly good person as haachama can be hated by this fucking trash board. God this place sometimes.

>>24902720
>there is a chance that this project will result in both lesser eop's and haachama's gradaution
Christmas came early this year nice

>>24902987
I'm sure no one here hates her, people are just bored and it's a hot topic of debate and rrats.

>>24902987
I dislike her for being a sperg, and not even an entertaining sperg to boot, but that does not affect anything i do except writing this one and only comment right now.

>>24899181

>>24902379
Said some faggot for 500 time in last two years.

>>24899685
She collabed with Luna yesterday and she has a minecraft date with Miko coming up.

>>24899685
>she's going to do a reverse totsu and has already invited almost 20 people, 5 of them are confirmed and only 2 were too busy to come
totally hated and irrelevant

>>24899181
cute

>>24899181
> Hachaama does something something, make Holokeks seethe

OP is a confirmed Nijinigga who doesn't watch Chama. Regardless what Chama does, it's always Chama doing Chama things.

>>24901598
Someone's jelly

Aren't you supposed to do a ton of paperwork or something each time you want to collab with Hololive? I feel like I read that somewhere. Either way, it's just Haachama. When they get someone who's not experimental then you can enjoy the seethe all you want. At this point also I kinda want to see her collab with Zen and use her broken english to question the TTS.
>Why you- why you use robot voice? Use cute cute voice. Why you hide the cute voice? You no have the cute voice? hahahahahah

Remember when people thought Ame and Haachama would be regular collab partners?

>>24902379
>>24903013
>t-t-t-this time for sure!!!
Do you guys never get tired of being humiliated?

>>24900475

>>24899181
ZETTAI RYOUKI BANZAI

>>24899181
I love my wife Akai Haato!