/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24876246
KIKI LOVE

Jesus Christ, I almost thought there was no bread

Kiki love
>>24876246
you were too late breader

Archived at page 10... oh well.

I LOVE MY LOLIBABA RABBIT WIFE

>>24876271
lets not even fathom such an unfathomable atrocity
KIKI LOVE

i love this funny cunny bunny, she's sweeter than hunny this bread is a little burnt...

I had to go into the catalog... I feel dirty now...

>>>/vt/pyon

thank god i have this bookmarked so i never have to see other threads while in the catalog

I used the quick reply to teleport into the new thread when it was made, sucks to be you guys

one funny thing I found
our resident schizo got banned for ban evasion

Anybody have pic-related? I want to experience watching Kiki from bed....

>>24876744
That's silly, he'll just evade again. I won't ask how you know this, but I'll take your word for it.

>>24876755
just use your phone

>>24876755
laptop?
yes

>>24876744
>>24876768
then i will: how do you know?!

>>24876796
I've never seen so much based in one image

>>24876803
there is a website that tracks 4chan bans
its onions related so I don't really want to post it

>>24876796
I had to kneel. This is incredibly based.

>>24876772
Anon I don't even have a phone

>>24876904
Then how do you browse /pyon/ and drive?

>>24876796
Nice thinkpad bro, I have an entire stack of X230s

>>24876927
Anon I don't even leave my house

>>24876927
easy, radio

Mmmmm cwaffee

>>24877038
That's a really cute picture

>>24877038
Beeg head

I got a taste of a really good Kiki dream during a nap earlier today and I've been constantly sneaking off work chasing that experience again with quick naps like an addict... I need a continuation to that last dream

>>24877038
I want this

>>24877038
Kiki should put this on her mug competition template, it's perfect

Everyone having a good day?

>>24877562
I'm doing pretty well myself. How about you, Anon?

>>24877562
yeah i'm watching a paper mario 64 all bosses no damage video

>>24877562
Yeah! Perfect so far. I had a catch-up with my parents. Worked on a few projects with a few friends. Really feel great today all around. How about you, anon, get up to anything exciting?

>>24877562
I am pretty good, ye

>>24877761
>>24877776
I'm doing alright, just hot today so I'm trying to cool off. Decided to try out that black clover game and have mainly been sleeping on and off all day.

>>24876927
I ask /pyon/ to pause the thread while using the excuse of taking a shit

>>24876838
How do I go about finding it? I've heard of it before, but the only one I'm aware of is the public listing. I did my archive reps but nothing came up.

I said I'd use Kiki as my sole source of entertainment but I cannot contain myself anymore, I'm watching that Labyrinth movie I downloaded all those months ago that has been sitting on my desktop since!

>>24879223
https://litter.catbox.moe/jzj0sl.txt

There has never been a more humble rabbit.

awake!

>>24879882
thanks!

>you arrive home
>behind the front door is kiki your wonderful rabbit wife
>she jumps on you, wrapping her legs around your waist and hands around your head
>she starts kissing you relentlessly
>in your surprise you forget to breathe
>after regaining composure you carry kiki over to the living room couch
>you lay her down with her limbs still firmly wrapped around your body
>you grab her head with both of your burly rabbit hands
>you begin to assault her mouth with yours
>your tongue enters her mouth and begins to explore and violate
>kiki squeaks in shock and you writhe and wiggle around inside
>you spend minutes poking and prodding all areas of her mouth
>the roof of her mouth, under the tongue, around the teeth and beyond
>after a while you look up at kiki's eyes
>they are rolling back into her head
>oh fuck
>in the moment you failed to notice her arms and legs go limp while you are on top of her
>you wrench yourself off her face and scramble in a panic to see if she is still breathing
>her small body rises and falls as relief washes over you
>you cradle her small frame and stare at her glazed over expression as you wait for her consciousness to return
>after a while you hear a wavering voice say "hey chaaampyy, want to go again?"
>.....

>>24880057
kek looking in my mega folder right this minute and it's still present. Maybe we can all watch now on cytube?

>no dreams
I refuse to believe it

Kiki's dad is a pretty based guy, drives in the rain and doesn't afraid of anything.

3 streams wow

"Everyone is here to fuck with you". I meant /here/. I don't think champyons use those apps, sorry. My austism.

Some champs were wondering if you'd turn on subscriber mode since the bots were vicious this time

Now newfags will be forced to lurk

>>24880570
Good.

>>24880570
not if she doesnt set "subscriber for 2 years" or similar

It's a little gay, because subscriptions and memberships and reddit gold and all that type of shit is a hallmark of jewish websites. But in our case, it is actually practical

>>24880633
Would be based desu

Red bull has a awful taste.

was that red bull or fizzy-lifting drink?

Ah yes, the mythical rabbitfly

>>24880802
But if it smells like kiki's kiki then maybe it tastes like it too...

>>24880802
i moreso dislike the health effects of the caffine in redbull

and it was in the pet review

Kiki check out this rabbit building a cocoon on my front porch

>>24880843
Moths are very cute, they're my favorite insect

wait, what leg??
who do you see in my house that I am not?

Kiki if I decided to put wallpaper in my room would you help me pick one out?

hello

>>24880998
>he doesnt see it
Rip in peace anon

>>24880998
She saw your bulge

kiki dont look im not dressed

hubbity habba

i keep wiggling my eyebrows back everytime you do this, even though you can't see me

oh my god
oh my

hey Kiki, how bouncy is your bed?

She wields such power over me...

I like it when Kiki starts laughing like a goofball.

>>24881221
because I'd bounce you the roof

RATE!?!?!?!?

RAPE?!?!?!

>>24880570
And she doesn't have to be too worried to be lovey dovey or lewd with us because of newfags either. Subscriber mode is perfect for us.

>>24881416
I love my rabbit wife/10
>>24881436
impossible

>>24881416
Great comfy stream. I passed out a few times and it felt nice to sleep with my wife. LOVE THOSE RABBITY EYEBROWS/10

Love you Kiki, hope your breakfast is delicious. MWAH

>>24881416
KIKI'S KIKI GIVES YOU WINNNNGS / 10

A enjoyed the zatsu this morning immensely. Sad for the champs that missed the wakeup as it's always the best part of these sleep streams.

Thanks Kiki for keeping me company while I did my work reps all day with you snoozing in the background, it honestly does help motivate me a lot.

>>24881416
The sleepy zatsu was just so wonderful, as was falling asleep together. Now we get to spend our day just like the last, together.

I like to imagine that when I sleep at the same time as Kiki and have a dream about her it's a shared dream

>>24881416
Slept through the entire thing/10... also good morning

>>24882036
Off that's rough buddy, she was particularly cute after waking up this morning... how unfortunate

Me when I see Kiki waking up from a sleeping stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA-9AWVi_e4

>>24882036
hope you had a good sleep anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l96UFRU7Cgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l96UFRU7Cgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l96UFRU7Cgg

>>24882323
Probably slept a bit too long honestly! but now I have a nice comfy vod to watch and listen to in the background

How isn't there a Kirby racing game?

>>24882601
Yeah why isn't there?

>>24882601
There is

>>24882601
wasn't there a GameCube one, don't know if it's any good

>>24882674
OH shit

>>24882674
>kirby's fucking pissed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxnLk0SNma8

>>24882699
Yeah, he's always looking pissed in the American box art. Burger's can't handle a cute kirby

>>24882674
I forgot about that one

>>24882781
Grrrr, I HATE cute kirby

>>24882838
But he's happy!

Kirby is adorable and i will always find it funny whenever i see him angry

>>24883036
round pink blobs being mad is always adorable

>>24883145
It really is

>>24882931
how DARE kirby be happy!?!?

The crash team racing anon will finally have his moment

Kiki time is almost upon us once again.

i think i almost got scoped out for a home robbery right now but my autism and saying im always home saved me, the guy looked uncomfortable talking to me

>>24883557
Such a ruthless creature the marine is cool too

>>24883609
I hope you have a gun anon, best to sleep with one eye open tonight

>>24883640
What, behind the rabbit?

>>24883640
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

when is Kiki going to get blacked?

>>24883740
Which one

>>24883855
That was a Monte Python reference lol

>>24883883
How did i not catch that.....

>>24883883
Monty Python*

>>24883777
>>24883883
Holy shit I love monty python, he's so funny.

I hate kniggets

>>24884099
kniggers*

I've been watching Blackadder all afternoon, that, Mr. Bean, and Monty Python pretty good, love weird British humor

>>24884099
The smelly english kind?

did you know: rabbit diet consists of food, which they eat almost every single day!

>>24884450
You got sources to back up these outlandish claims?

>>24884309
Yes! I blow my nose in the general direction of those silly English pig dogs

What is the Champyon equivalent for lucky rabbit hips for Kiki? How do we give her good luck?

Also I haven't stroked the hips in a while.

>>24884742
Lucky rabbit correction

>>24884742
champa head, the lower one

I want Kiki to play my flute

>>24884742
See that's the thing for kiki our mere presence brings her good luck

LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l96UFRU7Cgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l96UFRU7Cgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l96UFRU7Cgg

Real racism time

PICK DA RED CAR, IT GO ZOOM ZOOM

I don't have sleep paralysis demons, but if I did they would sound like that

You won't.

Maybe you need an antagonist to motivate you more

It's the noise I would hear under my bed when I was a young child

Inb4
>There's another way to get good

hey!!! hey !!!! kiki kiki kiki kiki kiki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey kiki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>24884742
lucky champy dick pics

rebbul

>>24885566

I like Kiki's regular voice the best

is the red bull really necessary?

kiki please read this live on stream its my first try
>>24880066

kiki I have been too lazy to do my reps, I've been playing videogames and sleeping for the past few weeks.. can you forgive me?

>>24885695
same... I've just been lazy and my "to do" projects are piling up

>>24885695
same

nothing to do with being edgy, its about solving serious issues

I quit smoking because it got too gross, and after a few years made the mistake of hitting a vape once. Cigs are still too gross for me, but my vape addiction is totally shameful.

okay I will! I'm not forcing it, I am having fun but I get distracted easily

I want to do projects for you but I am constantly reminded of my lack of skill

>>24885786
I wish I had the zoomer champ edit.

If you smoke then smoke from a pipe, you seem smart that way at least.

>>24885786
some kid in the locker room told me to hit his vape during gym class and i didnt like it, unrelated but i ruined that kids life by showing him internet music and he became homeless by dropping out to become a soundcloud musician instead of going to a professional classical music school like he intended

>>24885827
this right here, best flavors best effects least bullshit

Uncle died of lung cancer, never touching that stuff

>>24885857
You must be 18 to post here

>>24885857
I'm almost 25 kiki

Kiki calling us babies when she is just a baby rabbit

There was a magic time where you could totally tour without any formal music training. Granted, I'm super poor these days regardless lol.

>>24885922
i hope kiki never finds out im 19

Kiki, kids lose their virginity at 12 nowadays

smokers and vapers are mostly the same people in my country, they put THC in the vapes though

Did they call cigs faggots in Australia?

>>24885813
this one?

the sex revolution is ending
more and more young people remain virgins
there is a bright side to zoomers

tfw lost virginity at 20

>>24886011
Depends where you are? Kids have been losing it at that age for years, at least around my area

You guys better listen to the kissless virgin's sex advice!

There's schools teaching kids about it when they're young

>>24886061
ay canna bum a fag bruv

>>24886082
I havent lost mine

>>24886087
I had pregnant classmates back in primary school

my coke addicted younger cousin had a kid at 13

>>24886061
faggots are a meatball made out of scraps of pork
fags are cigarettes
t. britfag

Welcome to present day the world is fucked up and we're all suffering from it

>>24886136
Jesus... I thought it was bad in my first couple years in high school

internet is a fast educator

elementary school teachers are all lgbt activists and they encourage it because they're... yknow... pedophiles

Really going after both demographics

It's not really special anymore

>>24886196
school teachers put catholic priests to shame with their pedophile rates

i'm happy i was internet-raised a racist rather than a roastie desu

Well they're always pushing sex ed earlier and earlier

>>24886216
this, the media and society has cheapened virginity and sex in general to the point where if you are a virgin or dont have sex its seen as strange or wrong

i'm 28 this year and still a virgin... it's over for me

Man, have you seen those creepy ass shoes they're putting on Netflix?

its like everyone is born with a firework, and everyone fires it as soon as they can. so if you still have yours, it's special. or something

Sex ed feels kinda useless nowadays, since kids find porn at like 9

i'm not one to judge others for it, i was young16 and dumb and thought i was in love. it wasn't what I thought it would be, I didn't like it..

>>24886291
wizard powers soon fren

>>24886281
Yeah every tv show has some sort of sex in it. Just want to see heroes or some shit don't need to see fan favorite characters fucking.

No it means no one wanted to fuck him

writing hornyposts almost gives me the same satisfaction as performing the acts physically

>>24886291
same friend
fuck roasties, fuck the whole thing
I always wanted to date and do it with someone I'd love

>>24886291
wizard powers soon fellow champ

They don't just educate about it, they truly encourage it. They tell 10 year olds that it's normal for them to have sex, and they hand out free condoms and shit

Man, have you seen those creepy ass shows they're putting on Netflix?

keep winning champs!

>>24886291
Having sex with women has only ever caused me immense emotional pain. Intentionally celibate four years running.

>>24886337
modern dating apps have lowered the value of it, its purely rating people on wether or not you want to fuck them. They are disguised as "dating" apps looking for "love" but they know full well its for sex

I want to lose my virginity together with Kiki!

>fascistpuncher234
Oh we got an lgbt faggot right here!

>>24886337
The fucking halo show did that i just want to see a super soldier killing bad guys not fucking them

>>24886417
me 1st

>>24886333
>>24886346
>>24886347
I can only hope to be as strong a wizard as Kiki

>>24886428
how new? it's an ironic name and he's been around for a while

Don't get raped, champs

>>24886413
I don't know about that. Most people here regard tinder as purely a hook up app. Again, might differ from country to country

>>24886487
getting raped by Kiki UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>24886472
I don't pay attention to names except to briefly shame them. I'll probably forget and make fun of it again in a week

RAPE IS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENS TO ROASTIES

CHAMPY RAPE IS HOT WHEN IT HAPPENS TO KIKI

>>24886541
can't rape the willing

kiki is my wifetuber

Dating apps can be okay especially if you live in a small town or something. May be easier for socially awkward people.

DOWNLOAD THE APP, CHAMPY

L + ratio + didnt ask + youre a roastie + were married + am rab

>why are you typing here
Cause your my wife

Imagine a 4chan dating app

People say 'your standards are to high that's why you aren't in a relationship'. Well,of course, why would I want to give my time and affection to someone I don't find worthwhile. It sounds like people just want to keep up appearances.

went on there once for a look, seen enough

>>24886654
>out of every10 ppl
>1 gril
>3 fat neckbeards
>2 schizos
>2 ""girls""
>2 raging incels

i posted myself in soc rate threads when i was really depressed and self concious, got pretty good ratings and it made me feel good inside
thinking back i cringe so hard

She could always go back to /soc/...

stealth /pyon/ thread on /an/ disguised as a rabbit thread when

registering kikichan rn

never went on /soc/? what about all the dudes you met up with from threads there?

chiggens!

I tried to make friends on /soc/ and various other boards, but a lot of people only added me because because they thought I 'typed like a girl'

>>24886803
so that was you huh....

surprisingly I made friends on /r9k/ ages ago but that was brief

>>24886873
such experts at typing styles clearly after they got it wrong

I think he is taking about the archive posts

>swinging around rrats

Its dox b8 why even entertain it?

you should adopt a rrat

got the pics of the meet up right here...

If I had a picture of a rabbit in a field I'd post it but I dont :(

Doesn't redbull make you crash

>>24887044

>>24887044
love it wiggles its tail like a dog

look at him goooooo

I thought I wouldn't like rats, but I knew someone who had one and it was incredibly social and cuddly

>>24887044
cute tail!

>>24887115
rrats are fucking great
but I couldnt deal with their short lifespan again after I had one as a kid

My old job used to have a mouse in the office that I would often feed peanuts when nobody was looking

>>24887077
yes it makes you Crash Team Racing (TM)

I'm racist against rodents, they all look the same to me.

we get field mice in our barns all the time during winter, they are really cute, don't do much harm

toast for the thread

>>24887422
here here!

There is nothing in this world that turns me on more than kiki acting like a stereotypical bogan, and asking for ciggies outside a woolworths on a tuesday mornin after getting laid off.

>>24887422
That's what Johnny Nitro from my dream looked like before he turned into a car and raced bad guys.

I want to shill vidya, but Kiki already has a lot on her plate

>>24887485
You got some interesting fetishes champ champ

God I should watch death note again. It's full of plot holes but the execution is so incredibly good that it doesn't matter.

>>24887485

>>24887422
a toast indeed

>>24887563
Austrialian woman are very attractive, i mean just imagine how hot and sweaty they'd be after a long day of working at the food court in some syndey mall. Breath constantly smelling like vegimite and cunny looking like a hungry jacks branded roast sandwhich. Kiki is perfection and id throw my shimp in her tight hot barbie.

I liked to imagine she's been peeing this whole time and the toilet is just overflowing with pee and it's flooding the bathroom floor.

>>24887737
more like overflowing the sink

>>24887737
She pees in a barrel

>>24887737
Piss is nasty champ, please dont be creepy...

>>24887756
I still can't forget that one dream where I walked in on kiki trying to balance herself on my small sink trying to pee in it

>>24887778
Lol get a load of this faggot

>>24887860
Lol really retard? Piss is revolting. You eat shit too?

this game looks A LOT older than I rember

>make you my slaves
You're competing against a top notch racist, be careful

>>24887931
you haven't tried Kiki's Kiki, one sip and you are hooked

>>24887931
This thread runs on kiki piss, fren.

>>24887931
if it was kiki's i'd be down with the brown

>>24887970
>>24887988
I love the bun and this thread till i die,but anyone who unironically is into piss needs to be murdered.

POLAR

I can't get over that kiki keeps confusing coco and tawna

Never forger

When? Cause I've never seen that.

my lovely wife, Kikjj

>>24888067
there can be more than one whore on earth at a time unfortunately

>>24888045
Murdered? Heh, I'd like to see you try...

ooga booga you have a booger in your nose

I unironically wanna swizzle Kiki's piss and savor all the high notes

You get the drifting boost by hitting the other jump button when the bar is full

polar has the best expressions, looks permanently lost

Is this real?

>>24888352
No, she's not eating corn

>>24888352
she confirms the kiwikiki

Is this the max # of drivers you can race against in this game?

how could this happen...

These racing games are so comfy to watch

>>24888458
I think it caps at 15 but starts lower?

i'd like to make a pit stop

>>24888586
i'd like to dock my longboat in there

>>24888586
UOOOOOOOOH KIKI PITS EROTIC

KIKI WATCH OUT FOR THAT RED SHELL

>>24888265
You hold the red button and press the blue one when the bar is full I'm really sorry if I'm being too annoying with this

she's getting the hang of it, go Kiki!

I'm proud of you, it took me stupidly long to figure that out

>>24888888
repeating digits

>>24888888
CHECKED

ooga had so much to say, and kiki didn't want to hear one second of it

>>24888888
nice

>>24888971
Racists have no time for fooligans

>>24888999
checked

Kiki what's the format of the lore watchalong? It's mostly going to be talking, so it might not be a good stream to commentate on unless you want to.

This baby game is too easy for her...

>>24889182
Yeah, also most lore channels are just massive faggots.

>>24889360
Luetin is good, I think the Aussie guy is funny

just checking, but are ya keeping an eye on the clock for papapyon?

She's gotten so good wtf

>>24889387
The best you'll get is baldermort, Luetin regularly gets stuff wrong, while majorfag is just someone that needs to be glassed.

>>24889557
He's kind of funny though. Luetin gets his stuff wrong? What about his introductory videos, they're all really high production value IMO.

Guys, I'm starting to think Kiki might be /here/, how can she read our messages?

>>24889714
through the discord probably

>>24889714
impossible, no-one is /here/, this is OUR secret club!

>>24888888
>>24888999
good numbers thread

>>24889759
piss shit piss my pants
i like responding to bait

You have to jump here

>>24889619
>He's kind of funny though.
He just goes hard on being Aussie, and it gets tired quick.
He's the Crocodile Dundi 2&3 of warhammer

Maybe extend the sub mode to filter tourists

wow how'd she do that, I blinked, could you go over it in detail

I love getting screamed at, please more TuT

Kiki yelling at me just makes me love her more... what's wrong with me

i forgive you kiki.

>>24890236
its very stimulating, i need to make a champy image in pain with black eyes to show my desire for this

No

Key Kiki 1:45 mark, just a heads up!

You've already won

polar is too humble

RATE!?!?!??!

So where's kiki going spoonfeed me real quick

>>24890566
POLAR/10

>>24890566
They call her the Drift Rab/10

>>24890576
She's driving to the rabbit house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QY9cdoK1RA

and with that, good night champs
and as always I ask you to wake me up if Kiki streams
>>24890576
into my bed

>>24890566
I missed the first hour but I was genuinely impressed with what I saw, especially 1st trying that challenge. Seriously did not expect that. Sasuga #1 racist! Have fun whatever this life rep thing is and looking forward to the next stream, will do vod reps until then. Love you, mwah! <3

>>24890566
BOOGABOOGA/10, the mask seems more annoying when it's trying to speak

>>24890566
i dunno how she does it, she's #1 racist in CTR and #1 rabbit in my heart.

>>24890566
Great stream. It's a nostalgic gamr for me. Though it's very difficult. MY WIFE ALWAYS WINS/10

Love you Kiki, say hey to papapyon. MWAH

>>24890576
she didn't say, there is your spoonfeed

>>24890796
ogey thanks

I'd watch kaiji to pass the time until next stream if hoster-san and enough others to warrant it would also.

>>24890989
i second this

>>24890989
Ahh yeah, give me 10 minutes to get setup

>>24890796
she did alzheimers champ
she going to pick up papapyon from work

>>24891085
wait you're right... how could my brain do this to me

>>24891085
oh ogey thanks more

I get a lot of starving artists hounding me on skeb lately for dirt cheap, I decided to order some

>>24891079
i might be a wee bit late need to go buy ciggies but feel free to start whenever

>>24891184
my friend sent me this one earlier, cute

>>24891184
kek is that how it works? thats not a bad thing

>>24891184
based artist exploiter

>>24891220
Yeah artists can actually reach out to you on the cheap on Skeb. I decided to game the system a little bit and start to mention the keyword "appeal" in my requests when they do appeal to me, and apparently they search for that haha.

little hollow knight thing for fun, tried to stay as close to the artstyle as i reasonably could
version with weapon swing that i didnt really like: https://files.catbox.moe/3b945u.gif

>>24891627
absolutely awesome

>>24891627
dope af

>>24891627
and i rike both vers

>>24891627
So cute!

Alright FOOLIGANS, who's ready for some Kaiji?! Starting soon.

https://pastebin.com/9UZ9aM5q
https://pastebin.com/9UZ9aM5q
https://pastebin.com/9UZ9aM5q

Would megarchive anon mind uploading the CTR vod later? No rush, anything is faster than waiting for 12h for Susie to get her shit together.

>>24892457
can upload it now

>>24891627
Cute good job

Kaiji starting now

>>24892457
https://mega.nz/folder/9IBGkLqQ#6Mu8E0n71vpIMLMq6rZGkw
here you go fren

>>24893168
thanks a lot champ

NEW:

>>24894099
>>24894099
>>24894099

>>24890989
when in the day do you think the next stream is? i need to go out

>>24894157
It's usually around 8~ hours from now

>>24894207
I'd hope its sooner than that

That's a long page 10.

>>24898766
Yeah wtf lol, board must be asleep