/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Lumi Yoidore Shirazu Cover
https://youtu.be/2DGs27ZKjw0
Lumi released a cover of Yoidore Shirazu by Kanaria

▼Current Streams
https://youtu.be/r8-PdAqCfGE
Pippa is making music in Mario Paint

Flakes will be MINE

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>24886712
>Aoi still not back in OP
>Didn't use my request image for OP.
Why do you hate me OP anon?

Tenma LOVE and LUST

ピッパ抱きします!

>>24886729
Holy KINO/10

>>24886729
bussy is bussy/10

HOLY FUCKING PIPPA INCLINE
THE KEN BUMP IS REAL SHE IS SET FOR LIFE

>>24886818
Sorry bro I already destroyed that bussy.

Today I voted Pipkin for Judge of the Court of Appeals of Georgia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trea_Pipkin

>>24887317
I made this post

>>24887371
this bothers me on several levels.

This Pippa's stream would've been a lot better if she was collabing with someone who knows something about music production.
Where is Lisa when we need her?

Is Pippa tone deaf?

this should have been an Uruka collab

CRY LUMI BE DISLIKED AND DISTRUSTED FOREVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

don't give it to him

>>24887958
aye aye!

>>24885266
>>24885264
>>24885193
Sasuga strongest star.

>>24887549
>Where is Lisa when we need her?
Holding her regularly scheduled Tuesday music stream.

I love Pippa

>>24887958
> Yuri will be sexy by the end of the year

>>24886712
I want it

>>24888146
Thanks. I'll drop Pippa to watch her.

I want to hug the Pippa.

>Pippa finally reads all you messages this stream
>she's only reading of the stream screen and will never know it's you
Pippa <3

>>24886878
you must now become the op, anon

There are now two spiders.

Spiderbros...

The eggs have hatched.

>>24889017
All me.

>spiderbro is a footfag

Pippa REALLY wants to bait haachama and rape her, huh?

Since Pippa is a new millionaire, why doesn't she just find a better place to live?

>>24889145
Transporting all the gold would be too tedious.

>>24889145
Gura is an actual millionaire and she can't manage.

>Here are some things that can attract spiders:

>Dampness and humidity: Many bugs are attracted to areas with lots of moisture, this makes for perfect hunting grounds for house and cellar spiders in search of prey.
>Leaving lights on when it’s dark: Just like a bear that is attracted to a flowing river filled with jumping fish, spiders are attracted to bright lights, surrounded by flying insects. Any place that is near an insect-attracting light is prime real estate for spiders.
>Leaving trash cans open: Open trash cans attract flies, which in turn will attract spiders. Keeping interior and exterior trash can lids sealed will help deter flies, and in turn, spiders.

Her home is literally a spider sanctuary.

lumi playing dmc5
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Watch this star play DMC.

>>24889293
Why is she starting with DMC5?

>>24889377
People ask this every single time someone does it and the answer is never going to become more interesting.

>to me, this is just the intro to Yuji Nagata's theme

Evens I drink until I pass out
Odds I go to bed early
Dubs I post feet

>>24890496
RIP to your liver

Holy FUCK.

What is Pippa membership like?

>>24890830
It's purely for the emotes because she doesn't like paywalls.

>>24890830
occasional feetpics and members asmr

https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
Uruka work stream

>>24890830
You get emotes and that's basically it.

>>24890830
she mentioned that she wanted to start doing members streams a couple streams ago but for right now it's just emotes

>>24881788
No.

What anime or manga does Pippa like?

>>24891382
The same anime you like but manga you dislike or have never heard of.

>>24890947
watching menace sorry

>>24876790
NASA and Michiru's retroactive design sheets never ever!

>>24891436
>The same anime you like
CGDCT?

DMC5 is so fucking good.

>>24891729
She's on Human tho.

>>24891811
No she switched to Hunter.

>>24891729
THE DARKNESS OF NIGHT FALLS AROUND MY SOUL
AND THE HUNTER WITHIN LOSES CONTROL

>>24891729
>>24891811
>>24891864
who's playing DMC?

>>24891968
Lumi.

>>24891661
Ha! Weeb.

>>24891977
thanks anon

>>24891620
at least they're learning english...and Iori already knows english...

>>24891875
They said games were getting better, but they only ever made one DMC5.

Pippa really is autistic. Actually autistic, because every chuuba is autistic according to /vt/ so I tune that word out.

>>24892194
DMC5 was the last good triple A game.

>>24890830
Pippa doesn't do members only

1 hour of Mucho Texto for Pippa to say "I am scared of people."

>>24891875
SAVIOR, BLOODSTAIN, HELLFIRE, SHADOW

HEAVEN
ON
A
LANDSLIDE

What the fuck is Uruka doing?

>>24892429
literally nothing

>>24892329
>If I intentionally fuck up then I can't accidentally fuck up

Lumi is really cute and charming

>>24892713
Awakened Tomboy powers.

oh my god. Pippa only watches clips!
new IP btw

>>24892896
Can't believe pippa is a clip nigger

>I obsess over numbers beyond regular bookkeeping
because you are scared of people and doing this makes you feel safe.
>I like to have social leverage over others in a conversation
because you are scared of people and doing this makes you feel safe.
>I stay in my home and rarely leave
because you are scared of people and doing this makes you feel safe.
>I believe that people who act positively towards me in fact hate me and err on the side of caution that they want me to leave
because you are scared of people and doing this makes you feel safe.
>I compare people that I do not understand to monkeys and attempt to explain their behavior with reductionist schizobro-science instead of asking them straight up
because you are scared of people and doing this makes you feel safe.
>But muh pipkin
Stop being scared and choose to feel safe all the time EZ.

this one retard in chat just said that dmc5 and metal gear rising were made by the same studio

>>24893114
Thanks for the update on the retards in chat.

>>24893187
ahhhhhh she's so cute

>>24893198
you're welcome, i need to vent my anger somehow.

>>24893187
CUTE!

>>24893187

>>24893230
Vent your anger outside. Keep the thread clean.

Now not in 480p.

>>24893282
>implying the thread was ever clean
yeah no

>>24893362
clean-er

>>24893362
>I can shit up the thread because there is a post I dislike
Kill yourself.

Pippa is morbing!

>>24893113
But if she doesn't do all of that and act on instinct, she will make mistakes and people will think of her like they do turbo spergs like Chris-chan
It's a very valid fear to have

>>24893466
>I can shit up the thread because there is a post I dislike
Yes, it's a perfectly valid reason.

>>24893499
If she chills out and is calm and cautious then she can avoid social problems without burning her nerves out into alcoholism and sugar addiction and gacha addiction and furry porn addiction.

>>24887885
I found out your real identity.

>>24893620
>giving It (you)s
Kill yourself.

holy shit pippa is getting better

>>24892429
She finds studying easier if chat is there to yell at her when she's not studying
And so her chat can gamble channel points

Never played DMC5 but I'm so used to seeing clips of people getting perfect SSS combos on enemies so I can't tell if Lumi is bad or not

>>24893658
This is a red letter day. I’ve doxed the “don’t trust Lumi” anti. After Lumi pretended to cry in order to bait him, he got cocky and said too much. The usual street niggers I’ve been hiring just won’t do for this one. I’m going to splurge on experienced nigger rapists with prior sexual assault convictions and at least two with HIV+ status.

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE MUSIC
RATE THE BLOCKS
RATE THE SINGING
RATE THE STREAM

>>24893990
Cute/10
A solid attempt/10
10/10
Very entertaining/10

>>24893990
Concern level 80/100

VOTE VOTE VOTE
https://poal.me/w035h3

>>24893990
Pippa is an severely autistic musical savant to rival MJ/10

>>24894083
>MMOs that low
she really needs to get back into that for the new fans

>>24894083
>Roblox
>Zero votes

>>24893990
Great tangents at the beginning, the making music part took a bit too long, but the result was decent and the singing was great.
MJ was lucky to die before the Rabbit could dethrone him. King of Pip.

Strong start, strong end, weak middle part./10.

>>24894175
Most of us like MMO content, we just like other content more. There's also the hassle of Pippa abandoning MMOs as fast as she gets into them that burns some people out.

>>24893990
400 Bad Request/400 Bad Request

>>24894175
MMO streams are just worse zatsudan streams.

>>24894232
And she recently did the Disney roblox stream too.

>>24893990
I got a headache from the mario music thing but the minecraft zatsudan was worth it/10

>>24894083
>VOTE VOTE VOTE
Really hard to choose because t b h the current spread is pretty excellent and choosing one would unbalance that.
The only-- >>24894175 problem with her MMO stuff is that she plays for exactly 5 minutes most of the time so it's not really different from a normal zatsu and occasionally worse since she can't bring up other stuff.

>>24894083
>https://poal.me/w035h3
Call me a fag all you want but I love Minecraft Zatsudon streams in general and I haven't played Minecraft in years.

>>24893990
That was great fun. I was expecting a lot more scuff than we got, the mario composer songs were actually pretty good. Her excitement over the music blocks was great. Her talking about her autism and mindset in regards to socializing didn't actually raise much concern in me, she handles herself a whole lot better than some of the autists I'm friends with. She's been working really hard lately, on her singing especially. Really proud of her.
I want to cook for her/10
>>24894083
>still no book reading option

>>24894249
the bigger issue is whether normal pipkin or company rules, she just won't jump into a community game for a extended period of time offstream so people only play when she streams instead of having things happen to give the next stream content

>>24894398
Sometimes the MMOs have males voices in them too.

Pippa is the foster child of the Smol Corpo movement. Nyanners collab when?

>>24893990
That was great fun. I was expecting a lot more scuff than we got, the mario composer songs were actually pretty good. Her excitement over the music blocks was great. Her talking about her autism and mindset in regards to socializing didn't actually raise much concern in me, she handles herself a whole lot better than some of the autists I'm friends with. She's been working really hard lately, on her singing especially. Really proud of her.
I want to cook for her/10
>>24894083
>still no book reading option
My Other still counts as that.

>>24894431
Fishman just confirmed live that talents are allowed to play games with fans in PCcord VC. She can play MMOs offscreen. Tenma streamed God of War a few days ago in Discord VC and beat the Valkyrie Queen.

Which streamer has the most gachikoi?

>>24894571
Amouranth & Dream.

>>24894083
>>24894473
I cannot edit a new answer into the poll once its been made. Thank you for specifying your Other vote.
Everyone else who also voted other please specify what Other is your favorite Pippa content.

>>24894571
Probably Lia

>>24894409
Minecraft is just one of the things Pippa does best. Personally, I've played Minecraft exactly one and then put it away because resource gathering games are a tedious hassle. Something I'd rather watch others doing.

>>24894571
Pokimane

>>24894611
cute rosebud

Is there anything interesting with the manager stream?

Loom has a very rare ability when it comes to streamers (even male ones).
She actually fucking reads what the game tells her.

>>24894409
>>24894727
Do you like it because of minecraft or because she gets to talk about random shit for 2 hours? To me minecraft is just background noise and whenever she focuses too much on it I get super bored.

>>24895023
The audio was utterly fucked.

>>24895076
Yubicraft visits counts as Minecraft. Tenma and Lisa popping in for guerilla collabs happen in Minecraft. Pippa can show her creativity like the sheep over lava challenge or killing Sakana in Minecraft. If Pippa has a scuff stream she defaults to Minecraft as he backup just like she did for today's stream. Minecraft has way more possibilities than regular zatsudan which is more closed off.

Despite Pippa's lack of sex drive I was able to convince her to try sounding.
I figured she could find something to enjoy in it, even if it wouldn't sexually appeal to her at first. I had bet she would get hooked on seeing just how far and how wide she could push the human body. And I was right.
In the same way she'd grind out some shitty Korean MMO day in and day out she took to methodically stretching my urethra larger, deeper, and faster than I had ever planned for, with what comes across as complete apathy to my misery.
I grew tired of this very quickly, I realized it wasn't for me but Pippa had other plans. What started as an interest for me that quickly faded had completely infatuated her. I was no longer in charge of what happened.
Her convincing me to take part in this doesn't take much effort. I quickly learned that if I object to her demands then the next time will simply involve making up for lost training time. And with Pippa there will always be a next time. I know she's only buttering me up and wiggling her way into my heart and she'll drop the act once she's got me strapped down to that table once more, yet I fall for it everytime. I know to immediately take her hand and follow her when she extends it out to me now.
She knows every time I'm about to cum due to my incessant begging for relief but that only causes her to press the rod all the way down, holding it firmly in place with her thumb as she glares at me in annoyance for interrupting her fun. Being in such a vulnerable state these looks she gives me cut through like daggers and I start to become ashamed of my ejaculation, I'm embarrassed I can't keep it together, I fight my hardest to not cum, for Pippa.
While her cold exterior often makes it appear as if her only interest is in fulfilling her own medical curiosities of just how much my penis can endure, I find myself catching smirks from the corner of her mouth, usually after a particularly grueling ordeal. It makes it all the more tolerable knowing I can bring her even a little enjoyment this way.
I don't know how Pippa does it but she always knows exactly when to apply an ever so slight amount of relief before I hit my breaking point. Perhaps she's able to pickup on changes in my voices intonation through my begging, or maybe despite my writhing she's just that familiar with the intricacies of my suffering. I can't help but wonder if she knows my body better than I do.
I've come to dread the inflatable rods which is probably why they happen to be Pippa's favorite. The use of these not only tends to be the most strenuous but also the one's she spends the most time on me with. To make matters worse she treats lubricant as if it's worth it's weight in gold, never using enough and in doing so amplifying my suffering unnecessarily. This is the only part I constantly and vocally contest, though my pleas go unanswered as she stares at me with a melancholic look like I'm not saying a thing. In addition Pippa doesn't seem to believe in warming up or easing into anything. At times it's down right excruciating, with my tears now being a custom in my training. She usually notices them eeking out from under my blindfold but it isn't the slightest deterrent for her. I want to remind her that my genitals aren't a Beyblade and the rapid removal of 20" sounding rods in the way she does it is incredibly traumatic, but at most she'd probably just start yelling "let it rip" before doing so, so I just bite my tongue.
As time goes on it doesn't get any easier, in fact it only seems to get harder. But by this point my brain, likely out of it's own attempts at survival, has rewired itself so that the slightest physical interaction is euphoric. From the brushing of her nails against my head as she affixes my blindfold, to the near electrical sensation the grooves of her fingers around my penis gives me as she inserts the rods, to her hand simply resting on my thigh. Completely broken I am desperately vying and am thankful for the slightest amount of physical contact from Pippa that takes place externally rather than internally.
Despite my misery I have gained an immense appreciation for Pippa choosing me for her enjoyment. I don't even think I could go back to a normal life at this point. There would always be a sense of emptiness. I have accepted the role in life Pippa has chosen for me. Despite what I go through and what Pippa forces inside of me at the end of the day I have a purpose, and for that I am thankful.

>>24894083
Great tidings upon this thread for we have reached Le Sex Number. The Poal poll will remain open forever but our current results are more than enough to draw a conclusion. Note that a fan may like multiple types of content but has only has 1 favorite type.

I want to suck Slugma’s tits and not just lick them or suck the nipple. I want to open my mouth and fit as much of one of them in as possible to the point where I am almost deep throating it. Then just suck as hard as I possibly can mindlessly with my eyes unfocused and bulging out. Such magnificent tits as Slugma’s deserve nothing less than that kind of sucking.

>>24895586
Go to sleep Kevin.

>>24894634
Why Lia?

>>24893990
Good fun, not too crazy, my favorite type of Pippa stream
Her talking about the socialization element seemed pretty level headed and she has a good understanding of her own shortcomings, didn't trigger any concernfag feelings for me/10
Also go fucking eat something, rabbit

https://youtu.be/lv6MLc6-S1w
pippas twitch vod from may 10th just fell off her channel, so heres the archive

>>24895462
Minecraft, Zillow, Karaoke, and MMOs have been trading 2nd place all day while Internet Degeneracy has maintained a consistent lead.

>>24896018
I love archivers and I love Twitch VODs reuploaded to Youtube.

>>24896018
ah fuck im a retard and accidently copy pasted into the name field

>>24895704
>Also go fucking eat something, rabbit
Pippa would feel much better accepted the good word of our lord and savior the Egg Meta. Egg sandwiches take care of like... 90% of what you need.
Get yourself a 12 pack of eggs and pre-baked bread rolls.
If you eat 3 eggs a day (I recommend an egg-slicer for ease of use!) you can easily get the most critical nutrients in. Egg sandwiches are super flexible. Personally I'd recommend maggi sauce (2 drops on the yolk are enough) and some pepper!
Very easy very fast and if you want some greens it only makes it better!
Fisherman's Eggs are also genuinely great.
https://www.bigoven.com/recipe/fisherman-eggs/457039
>>24894872
Pomie stop calling this number.

>>24895704
>didn't trigger any concernfag feelings
I thought the talk about how her social interaction is limited to people in the vtuber industry is really fucking bad. Her work life is essentially her social life, that's super unhealthy.

>>24895398
pgood writerchama, saving

>>24896433
OK but how is this surprising you in the slightest? It's been brutally obvious that one major reason Pippa likes Chat and what she does is - among other things - that it's the perfect friend simulator and she is far from the only one.

I've been a vtuber fan since late 2019, back when the idea of vtubers was novel to me I had a rush and I wanted to watch everything and everyone, then the months passed by and my interest slowly kept waning while my cynicism kept growing until around mid 2021 when I realized I was just a bitter asshole who only cared about the rrats and didn't even find joy in vtubers anymore.

I thought I had lost all interest in the industry as a whole when a couple of months ago I discovered Pippa. I was dubious at first because she reminded me of another "le based vtuber" (Ant Hime, her content ended up becoming dogshit because she seemingly wanted to become the vtuber version of LeafyIsHere) but she really grew up to me, she's crazy but in a good way that makes it very entertaining, her chat interaction is fantastic, she is very outspoken and she's not afraid to show her more negative traits. Pippa is the only vtuber that actually managed to get me coming back for every stream. It took me a long-ass time but I finally found my oshi and I'm very proud to see her grow lately.

Sorry for the blogpost but the doomer mood at the end of last stream put me in a strange state of mind and I want to express these thoughts to anyone who will listen, please feel free to call me your all favorite slurs over this.

>>24896632
Make this post more schizo. I know you're holding it back.

>>24896433
Wagie loser mentality

>>24896714
Why indeed Pippa has a wagie loser mentality of only having friends inside her bubble and never interacting with anyone else who may offer her a diversity of viewpoints necessary to keep perspective and grow from cross experiences or apply information from one field into another.

>>24896433
she needs to stop giving into the schizo fans on that front, if you let every retard that imagines a grudge against some faceless internet woman have their way you'll end up like kiki

>>24896428

>>24896860
> Her work life is essentially her social life, that's super unhealthy.

I keep forgetting Lumi has a paizuri hole.

>>24896699
The only thing I'm holding back is how much a gosling I actually am. I'd like to think I'm not as down bad as some of (You) fuckers in this regard but I'm probably deluding myself.

Which PC girl (+Lisa) would you like to throat fuck
For me it's Yuri, I think she'd be the easiest to hold down

>>24897333
Lia but I prefer to have her fingers in my throat instead

https://youtu.be/r8-PdAqCfGE?t=7151

>>24897381
Like at the same time you're in her throat or just exclusively her fingers in your throat

>>24897333
69 with Pippa

>>24897333
Lumi

>>24897333
Fishman, picrel

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Lumi DMC5
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

NOW - Uruka work stream
https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Iori WoW or Vampire Survivors
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Yuri TBD
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Lumi Dune Spice Wars
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

23:30 / 03:30 / 12:30 - Lia/Uruka Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
YT Links TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

https://files.catbox.moe/8f3wth.mp4
https://clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousDelightfulHerringTriHard-j31RLGQf3OCtwIzW

>trying to shill war thunder
Get rejected niggers.

RATE THE LOOMEE
RATE THE NICO
RATE THE VITILIGO
RATE THE ARMS
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE LAUGHING
RATE THE SINGING
RATE THE STREAM

>>24899229
comfy as always/10

>>24899229
Relaxed stream / 10

>>24899229
Only watched the karaoke/10

>mfw seeing Lia's Valorant tweet
I get getting excited for anime girls/boys but why skin announcements?
then again I never got it for CS or CoD skins either when those were the current Thing.

How much % of Uruka's voice is loli?

A pipkin is an earthenware cooking pot used for cooking over direct heat from coals or a wood fire. They were not held in direct flame which would crack the ceramic. It has a handle and many (though not all) examples had three feet. Late medieval and post-medieval pipkins had a hollow handle into which a stick might be inserted for manipulation. Examples exist unglazed, fully glazed, and glazed only on the interior.

While often spheroidal, they were made with straight outwardly-sloping sides. They were occasionally made with lids or pouring spouts.

The pipkin, also called a three-legged pot (marmite (fr.), Grapen (ger.)), is sometimes used as a charge in heraldry. It is especially common in arms in Brandenburg, Pomerania and East Prussia.

It is used in the canting arms for the German families von Grape, Grapengießer and Grappendorf, and Groppe von Gudenberg.

>>24900415
Pippa is a futa?

>>24900438
Pippa's pippa...

>>24900353
That was such a hideously cringe comment I had to close the tab. I've come to realize that I really don't enjoy the presence of ironic weebs a lot.

>>24900415
>>24900438
>>24900504
pippa penis in my throat during day 9 of nofap!

>>24901522
>>24901548
>>24901582
>trying to escape yuri's basement
>Free myself of my bindings while she is doing asmr
>this thing comes around the corner

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1529378990372245504
...Lia likers?
Y-your oshi?

>>24902245
God I wish I was that keyboard...

>>24902245
>lia will never bash you across the face with her keyboard because of valorant.

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR MAN, WHY DID THE ONE THING THAT MADE ME WANT TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER AND BE BETTER IS SOME STUPID TUMBLR GIRL WITH ANGER ISSUES

>>24900415
>3 legs
>3
Maybe it's schizophrenia but weird how everything with her name relates to her.
There's the Pippa Passes from last night I learned, the pukka being depicted as rabbits, that YT rabbit that died, some others probably and now this.
The universe is fucking with us right?

Lumi has been growing on me alot recently and is becoming my favorite phase connect member. At the start I kind of hated her but I think that's mostly because shes a 180 of me and that made me seethe. I know its cringe but I think shes kind of cool now after I lurked some more of her streams.

Ashelia Rinkou

Rinkou Ashelia

>>24902734
>. At the start I kind of hated her but I think that's mostly because shes a 180 of me and that made me seethe.
Well. She's an idol. She only denies it because she's been infested by the gay af /vt/ interpretation of the term, but she says and does idol things in an idol way more than perhaps any other ENtuber
Some love that. Some it pisses off.

>>24898029
Well well, sounds like ol' Howie Phil was right after all.

>>24902938
She's not an idol just because she's good at singing. She's just good at entertaining in general, that's likely why an-non is in parasocial with her.

>>24902938
its abit more sad than that, i saw posts from here about her background and that gave me a bad impression. But the more I lurked the streams the more I came to realize its hard to dislike her really and I am impressed by what appears to be her actual character.

>>24903043
>that's likely why an-non is in parasocial with her.
>im parasocial with some woman
aw man im going to become weird arent i?

>>24903138
Nah it's only natural, don't feel bad for it. Some attractive looking femoid being all cute and girly with (You) [spoilers]and 200 other dicks in chat[/spoilers] [spoilers]but you don't need to know that[/spoilers], if you don't feel anything you might be homosexual.

>>24903237
Nice spoilers anon.

>>24903237
well as long as its not bothering the talent.
phase connect is my intro to vtubers

>>24903237
newfag

>>24903237
ctrl+s in the reply field anon

>uruka losing to hankhill
kneel uruka gang

>>24903619
/vrt/... I kneel...

>>24886712
excellent

You lot really overcomplicate watching a stream because of interesting subject matter and pleasant voice

you now remember that Pippa wants to get fucked by keys

>>24903619
Can someone get a cease and desist on that guy already?

Pippa in fish nets!

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1529447957279518723
I guess some hostages are getting fed today.

>>24908870
New Yuri legs

>>24908870
Oh yeah: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ld-0nzfvQ0

>>24909001
I don't think they're new legs, I think she's had them since birth.

>>24909105
Someone keeps taking them and putting them on squibbycat so she had to get new ones.

>>24895044
>She actually fucking reads what the game tells her.
Disgusting.

look at this deer https://twitter.com/ouchihitme/status/1529320936834490369

>>24909001
also sex

>>24909001
>cankles
>wears tights to cover the cottage cheese
>has obese wrists
>has fat sausage fingers
I worry about her health :(

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Michiru is streaming Sekiro

>>24909627
I worry about my mental health due to being unable to mating press the chubby kitty

>>24909627
>cheese
>sausage
anon, is she the /meat/ chuuba of /pcg/?

>>24909688
DA Michi CUTE

>>24909829
Nah, she's an anorexic dwarf.

>>24910215
have you ever eaten frog legs? thin and small, but a delicacy none the less

>>24909688
I missed that forehead UOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>>24909001
Whoa chubby
Very nice

>I want to try getting at least 800 calories a day now?
YURIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE???????????????????

>>24910639
smol kot

>>24910639
/pcg/ is giving her anorexia by calling her chubby

I want Yuri to leglock my head.

>>24910782
I'd hope that she isn't retarded enough to fall for the most obvious shit-flinging in the world.

>>24910782
But being chubby is a good thing
She should keep eating the way she has, it works for her

I want Lia to hit me when she gets angry instead of smashing keyboards, it would be very good for her finances

I want Yuri to give me a bronchoscopy with her tail.

>>24910853
>/pcg/ has become so paranoid that fetishposting is being seen as shit flinging

>>24911721
/pcg/ has been mindbroken by endless bait plz undastan

I want to feed Yuri's self esteem.

>>24911721
>anon has become so retarded that calling someone fat because you think it will hurt their feelings isn't seen as shit flinging
Good job, anon. Never think again.

>>24911812
NTA but there's plenty of people on this board who like chubbier girls? There's even an architect general in the catalogue right now.
Or are you arguing that the word "fat" is too far? Is "chubby" okay with your sensibilities then anon? Did you forget where we are?

I want to feed Yuri egg salad sammiches and then have her give me a very stinky Dutch oven!

>>24911996
NTA but girls don't tend to like being fat or called fat.

Yuri brought the fat shaming onto herself

Has Yuri ever alluded to being /here/?
Is it just a given for PC girls, I've never really thought of it outside Pippa

>>24912266
Girls love being fat but will cut themselves if anybody states the obvious that they are fat

>>24912266
Obviously. But I don't think anyone is calling her fat to her face, at least to my knowledge.
This entire board is pretty schizo so if the concern is that she's gonna see it then she should just close the website. Fat is a schoolyard tier insult anyway

>>24912444
hownew

>>24912444
She is fully aware of the brapposters and idk where else brapposters post other than here

/fatgirls/ general?

>>24912855
wouldn't that just be /ag/? or do they have a strict 2d only policy?

>>24909688
>Chat is mostly japanese
Backseating aside, this is what she needed. I'm happy for her.

But soft feels good. Still, good on her if she wants to be more healthy. A fine goal.

>>24912444
Yuri is very much /here/. I unironically think that she believes the fatposters and is making herself ill by not eating properly.

>>24909627
Lumi has fat sausage fingers too.

>>24913095
She needs to start eating more, 800 calories is not enough, let alone the 600 she says she already has been living on.

>>24913095
sex the buki

Lumi has sexy model tier hands.
you can tell Lumi is a smoke show just based on her fingernails

>>24913156
Her bad eating habits are owed to the famous $4 checks.

>>24913197
Imagine how chubby Lumi's belly is

>>24913220
True enough

I want to motorboat Lia's fat tits

>Yuri gets $4 pay checks
>Pippa is a new millionaire thanks to ken but lives in a bug infested home and only eats half an egg mcmuffin a day
setforlifebros......

>>24913197
Didn't seem so from those pictures. Or maybe my mind just doesn't want to see it.

I love Pippa, I hug Pippa.
I also hug Michiru because she's adorable.
I kinda want to hug the bear too.
I wouldn't mind hugging Iori...'s legs either.
Hug Connect.

>>24913829
iori /ss/ where when she hugs the shota his face goes straight into her armpits

>>24913156
>Yuri takes unprovoked shots at brapbros and talks shit on other fetishes
>gets shit thrown back her way
>she starts starving herself cause she can't handle the bants

>>24913220
>living on 600 calories to lose weight
All jokes and memes aside this is legit terrible. You lose fat best with fucking exercise, starving yourself is slow and miserable. Ffs any thread on /fit/ can tell you what I assumed was general basic health knowledge. Please stop this Yuri.
Lack of appetite could also be a side effect of meds but at this point it goes beyond board advice... talk to your doctor...
Fuck she's just like Pippa gfdifrfr

>>24893847
Getting SSS is only difficult in the first game, in subsequent games it's keeping it up for the whole fight that takes practice.

>>24894529
Too bad I'm not a discord tranny or I'd join.

>>24912444
I feel like ever since I started my Yuri feetposting she's posted a bit more on Twitter about her feet/socks/thighs and now she posts something like this >>24909001 for the first time in a few months.
Maybe I'm schizo but I can't shake the feeling she's seeing my posts.
Yuri if you're seeing this I just want you to know, whether intentional or not, you continue to mindbreak me with your feet
My dick aches constantly because of your feet my first thoughts most days are about your immaculate feet Yuri please just put your fucking toes in my mouth

>>24914026
>Calls their disgusting fetish disgusting
>they retaliate by insulting her weight purposefully, knowing how schizo women get over this
If true, kys brapniggers

>>24912855
yes

>>24914575
talk shit; get hit.
she can end this by making a peace offering of 1(one) audible brap.

Yeah, yeah. Anorexic this, fat that, schizo this, nigger that. Lumi is a dumb bitch this, Pippa is a LARPer that.
How about we discuss which games we would be interested in seeing the Phase talents play? Got any gems that get no recognition?

>>24915062
i'm looking forward to the girls playing spaltoony 3. hopefully phase is still around by the time it comes out

>>24905783
I will oblige.

>>24915038
Stop eating shit, filthy degenerate.

>>24915224
you do know there is a difference between brapbros and scatfags, right?

Videogames?

>>24913031
Most of the chat is weebs speaking jap. very few genuine japs in there. I'd say about a third of her viewers are actual japs.

>>24915062
Lumi is already delivering what I need. And what she doesn't provide, the other Lumi does. So I'm set for games.

I do want to see some racing vidya though, these are underrepresented.

>>24910639
You know the amount of calories you need is relative to your height, right?

>>24913156
She definitely doesn't eat properly. But not as in not enough but as in trash food.

Why does Yuri, the largest PhaseConnect, not simply eat the other eight?

>>24915062
I want to see Pippa play a CRPG, preferably one with little to no VA so she can do voices. It wouldn't really work out, of course. Strategy isn't one of her strong points and she'd never actually finish it. Something boat related from her would also be cool, problem with those is that they're all have a large burden of knowledge requirement. Maybe Ultimate Admiral Dreadnoughts? Seeing the horrors she'd come up with in the designer would be great.
One that would actually work for her, I think, would be Hotline Miami. She's good with more twitch based games so she'd be able to play competently and it's pretty short so there'd be a chance she could finish it.

I think Lumi might get a kick out of Kingdom Under Fire: Crusaders. It's half RTS half hack-n-slash and has an excellent soundtrack. I'd definitely show up to that stream.

>>24914243
>Fuck she's just like Pippa gfdifrfr
Why do you say that like it's a bad thing?

>>24914026
i don't get why Yuri is so offended by braps?
I have a *slight* brapfetish, and let my ex-gf know. she was cool about it simply because she knew she could freely let it rip around me instead holding them in and being in discomfort all night like 99% of girls do.
there are way worse fetishes.

>hurr durr is Yuri /here/

>>24915321
>Backseaters and weebs
This is the worst timeline...

Hug Yuri
Hug Lumi
Hug Pippa

>yuri could actually eat 800 calories a day and be in a healthy weight loss range of 1lb of body fat per week

Holy fuck the TDEE for her height is so low dude, no wonder dwarfs are often so obese! If they have one mcdonalds meal they would gain so quickly

>>24909001
I say feed her more.

You could sneak Yuri and Tenma into theatres and get a child discount. This makes them the most economical GFE of phase connect.

>>24916788
I know you don't go outside Anon but not even normalfags go to movie theaters anymore

>>24916788
But Pippa would just pirate the movie and stay home with you.

>>24914243
>>living on 600 calories to lose weight
She isn't living like that to lose weight, she's been living like that because she has struggled to eat properly after not being able to properly feed herself on $4 cyberlive paychecks. Yuri has only expressed desire to gain abs, not lose weight. Which goes back to, that girl needs to eat more if she wants to gain muscle mass.

>>24916990
>eat more
Work hard fatty

>>24914026
>brapbros
nobody actually likes you

I don't like abs on girls, they're too manly. You can be fit without being high test.

>>24917123
Someone hasn't worked out a day in their life. You need to eat more than 600 calories if you want to work out enough to gain abs, or you'll only be killing yourself.

I want to make Moi kun into my little brother (sexually)

>newfags don't know about thatstream when yurireacted to thethread live yes myspacekeybrokebtw

>>24917143
pippa and lia do

>>24917310
I'm more surprised that there are still people who don't know when it's pretty much brought up every other week.

>>24917310
Good. I hope she reads this and stops being fat

What the fuck is with people and corpo loyalty with the whole lisa/Yuri&Lumi thing? Like fishman could die tomorrow and all the talents could be bought up by Tsunderia the day after and as long as the content didn’t change, I would be indifferent to it.

There is nothing particularity special about the management at PC, it’s just functional, which might be more rare in the small corpo scene nowadays. It still has the hallmarks of any other vtuber company, like not being able to mention Taiwan, as if there might be a Phase CN branch one day, which would be a stupid business decision anyway. Or having an insistence on playing up the idol thing, even where it seems unnecessary, as if the music industry isn’t competitive enough.

>>24916884
>Pippa uses that shitty streaming website to pirate
I bet she's a laptop + HDMI cable pleb too or just watches everything at her desk, you could probably mildly impress her with a kodi box and ancient surround sound system setup

>>24917427
your post makes 0 sense

>>24917427

>>24917554
I believe in Pippa's ability to torrent things like a proper human being.

>>24917427
>things could massively change but if nothing changed I'd be fine
You're not smart for assuming that big changes won't change anything, anon.

>>24917634
TLDR: Why are there people who care more about the success of a company (ex. Cyberlive/whatever they call themselves now) than they do for the actual talents they follow(ex. Yuri & Lumi’s ex-coworkers)?

>>24917232
GTFO faggot
I LOVE GIRL ABS! /fit/ GIRLS FTW!
CANT WAIT TO SEE YURI ABS IN A FEW MONTHS!

>>24918081
Because the success of the company corelates with the success of the talents you dumb nigger

>>24918134
based

Is it too late to get tummy slaps?

>>24917963
That's even worse, she chooses to use pluto.tv

Do it Michiru, give in to your anger, slam the desk

>>24918284
I'm going to cry

>>24918056
Change is the only constant, and getting bigger numbers usually changes the content of a stream much more than whether they’re playing for team coke or team pepsi for better or for worse.

>>24918284
>I NEED MORE MEAT!
Oh my

>>24918451
Pippa needs correction...

>lumi has a timeloop rant
>the timeloop spread https://twitter.com/AyaneHylo/status/1529264421381578758?s=20&t=hw93E6s09Q31fDIV2rWhaw

>>24918842
A better approach would have been to politely ask her audience this on stream. Taking this tone will likely have the opposite effect.

>>24918842
they are literally not going to leave this shit behind until logs comes out, Misaki and CEO position is fully exposed, and all the person involved agree on the same narrative.
That or just starting muting/banning any mention of the Cyberlife loop

>>24919080
>That or just starting muting/banning any mention of the Cyberlife loop
IT'S REALLY JUST THAT EASY

>>24915403
>Thinking 800 calories is enough daily intake even for a 5 foot woman
This board really is just full of mouth breathing morons

>>24920586
An-non, that baitposter didn't deserve a (you)...

This triggers the fat retard

Iori is streaming world of warcraft btw, please show your support for the deer that makes Pippa piss herself in fear and arousal

>be vtuber
>just wanna have fun and vtube
>join smol corpo
>turns out it was a sinking ship
>manage to leave or stay for whatever it becomes later on
>be doomed to forever carry the baggage of rrats and schizos making shit up about you
Poor ciberlivers, I feel sorry for them

>>24921604
Nah they will be fine if they just keep working. Look at Lumi, shes clearly upset about it still but she still works like a beast.
I believe in the cyberchads

>>24921296
Feels weird that Iori is the phase MMO chuuba now
What the fuck happened to Pippa? Its as if that lost ark shilling completely ruined her

New thread
>>24921752

bump

>>24921178
>made her 90 pounds, which is at least 20 pounds lighter than what she claims
>made her 2 to 3 inches shorter as well
>and it still says she needs 1200 calories per day
I could have told you that myself, you twink DYEL

>>24921814
based retard