/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24868272
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

hello someone make a soundpost out of gura going i always wanted to say no means no from the blue archive stream

Gura sex

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura cute

gumbo gambler

>>24868290
天安门大屠杀

>>24868434

>>24868446
this is an intense and unsettling grin

https://www.twitch.tv/gawrgura

>>24868507
intensely arousing

>>24868507
That is to appeal to the braindead zoomer tikt*k users

>>24868290
>>24868446
Man I love Gura so much but the more I see these the more I dislike them.
They are just so.... not her at all. Low effort not funny no sovl

>>24868514
The people leaving rando messages in the chat there weird me out a bit

>>24868290
>Cuts ties with all chinks
>Uses an app from one of the largest CCP shills on the planet.
What did Cover mean by this?

Are there any good cowboy/western themed games coming out this year?

>>24868584
They unironically creep me out

>>24868584

>>24868606

>>24868606
you expect cover management to get anything right? whether it's action or inaction, you can count on them to get it wrong 9 times out of 10.

>>24868606
I hate to numberfag but EN is unironically losing a lot of traction. Just take a look at ID3's growth and compare it to EN. They are desperate enough to try and get numbers from normalfag tiktok users.

>>24868710
Someone should tell them to try streaming

>>24868751
above a certain threshold (one that every hololive branch greatly exceeds), there is no correlation between revenue per calendar month and stream count or stream hours per calendar month.

>>24868804
not directly but losing viewers means losing money in the long term
anyways lets stop number talk since there is a thread for that.

>>24868710
Anon if Gura gave a shit about numbers she'd stop playing dogshit kusoge #54121 3 times a week, she'd stop paywalling all those Karaokes, and just play Minecra/GTA/Horror over and over or do more collabs on her channel.

>>24868894
Gura doesnt care you retard.... Cover does.
Why do you think tiktok is management mandated?

>>24868894
That's not what I was trying to imply.
You are assuming that the TikTok accounts aren't mandated by Cover when they obviously are.

>>24868951
>>24868930
I mean they could try mandating Gura do all those things. They could try helping them host more collabs, maybe some main channel stuff etc

You're assuming the tiktok shit is desperation and not just..standard corporation shit where they decide to expand somewhere.

>>24868990
They COULD be useful but they are Cover.
Stop being retarded. They couldnt even give EN good 3d models and they cant fix Gura's rigging.
They only care about profits my dude.

>>24868990
Doesn't make this decision any better.

Is goop goop

>>24869079
Nyo silly she is

>>24868804
>11 members of EN
>only a single one is going to stream today
WOW!!!

>>24868710
>ID3 doing great.
>Only Kobo is doing well. The rest get average Matsuri numbers.
I think you're the blind one here, bud.

>>24869203
hopefully this informs cover that en3 needs to be 5 blue cunnies

>>24869277
they can be other colors too

>>24869277
Gura's idea of making cunny versions of all the girls is unironically brilliant. I can assure you that a lot of them would do a lot better if they were cunnies.

>>24869347
Anyone who denies the cunny buff is literally retarded

I don't need more cunny chuubas I'm loyal to my shark wife

>>24869277
God, I would kneel to Cover if they even have just one cunny.

at least we might get to hear her tonight

>>24869347
honestly though, ina's already halfway there
if only she wore the forehead hat more often...

>>24869413
Ina is a loli
I dont care what cope fags say

https://twitter.com/noplace4toast/status/1529185698774978560

>Numberfags on my Gura thread
The end is near

Pedos should be hanged

>>24869535
Found the faggot

>>24869534
The real reason so many people are against her using Twitch

>>24869535
>he wants Gura to die
wow.... what the fuck did she ever do to you?

Puffy little cun cun slit

>>24869079
Are you deepfrying these each time you post them?

>>24868272
For some reason Goobers dress in OP made me think of Aqua from konosuba’s dress
I sure wonder how Goober would manage if she were in that universe, she would fit in quite well i think

New Sameanko just dropped

>>24869535
oh nyo

I want Gura to play Kirby and the crystal shards for the N64

I'm in love with Gura!

>>24869765
Nyoooooo......

>>24869765
FUN!!

Chumbuds, should I workout legs twice a week?

>>24869834
i feel like ive seen this one before

Why did I fall so deeply in love with someone who could never return the feeling I'm such a dumbass. I love her so much it hurts.

>>24869535
The global elite spend millions of dollars on human trafficking but you come on a vtuber's split thread to bitch about a cartoon character?

>>24869928
If you can then yeah. I try to work out every major muscle group twice a week.

>>24869953
You'll need this.

>>24869953
She tries to return the feelings, in her own way...

>>24868290
>>24868446
This brat is seducing me!

>>24869852
probably not a popular opinion but if she did a race with sana (like korone did with marine) with kirby 64 I'd enjoy it

>>24869953
This is why I'm gonna find myself a fembud gf, Gura has groomed them to basically be just like herself.

>>24869969
People like that are just cowards that get a fake feeling of accomplishment by defending fictional characters while being too scared and lazy to do anything about the real crime with real victims.

Did gura say anything about upcoming streams?

>>24870177
Wants to play Minecraft, requested Duolingo perms and maybe will do Wrestling on Saturday

>>24870157
Other than liking cunny, fembuds aren't like Gura at all

>>24869535
Based. There's too many unironic pedos in Gura's fanbase and especially here. They must be rooted out and executed.
>>24869969
>>24870166
>b-but what about this other thing
Stop deflecting pedobuds.

>>24870222
She is gonna wrestle my cock hu ha ha

Weak bait

>>24870258
You make a valiant effort and I'm sure anime country and hololive city will recognize your efforts to make this place better, thank you brave soldier

>>24869557
>>24869610
>>24869850
>>24869969
>>24870166
I never said chumbuds were pedos

>>24870391
I know. I openly disagree with your statement.

Gura likes penis and I'm sick of the lesbo kayfabe she shows on stream. Just be yourself ans talk about guys ans cock.

I dreamt that Gura astral projected herself into my bedroom to give me a hug. I was behaving myself, but then she felt up my bulge while smirking up at me.

>>24870222
Oh yeah. She probably schedule Duolingo, cancel it and forget about it again like she did last time.

>>24870502
Based, fuck those greynigger JPs.

>>24870452
She likes both, but she likes cute girls more. I wonder how she feels about all the male attention she's getting that she probably never got when she was younger

Sure is a lot of MALE cope in this thread.....

>>24870391
Neither did anyone you replied to, so why are you wasting everyones time?

FHSDJKFHJKS

>>24870713
Jesus, this hurts to see.

Pedos should be hung

>>24870831
yea me!

>>24870591
Unquenchable thirst for cock (mine only)

>>24870831
Pedos do have big dicks, how did you know?

>>24870391
And? Neither did I.

>>24870452

order of operations are


loli > cute girls = Cool boys > Cock > Guys > Girls >>>>Pussy

>>24871091
Has the shark ever addressed shota or traps?

>>24868710
ID3 is streaming. EN isn't.
>>24868804
You're talking about growth, not revenue. Back before many Holos were over 1M, we could map each stream to a 2-3K subscriber increase. Want more subscribers? Stream.
Going on TikTok isn't going to convert 5s video swipers into YT stream watchers.

>>24871165
She has called shotas cute but never lingered on the topic like she does loli.

Gura likes MEN

>Source
Dante

>>24871165
Trap is probably a banned word as it's seen as offensive by the average reddit user.

>>24871091
>Cool boys > Cock > Guys > Girls >>>>Pussy
thank you teamate, very cool!

>>24871269
>Gura likes MEN
Yeah, me

>>24871165
the latter will probably never happen since gura doesnt want to offend trannies

>>24871248
no, i'm talking about revenue and you've got fuck all to answer it. dumping tons of streams flat out does not increase revenue. it's a fucking lie. fuck off.

oh shit oh fuck

Anyone willing to put the shark hat on Gorr Gura?

Still a chance Gura will show for Bae stream but most likely she is doing something else today.
Wednesday schizo will win against and I'm mad, he can't keep winning, it's not fair bros

>>24871275
Gura loves cool boys, are you joking?

>>24871309
>>Just take a look at ID3's growth and compare it to EN.
Then don't reply to threads with your unrelated nonsense. Fuck off.

>>24869852
Rubrubrubrubrub

>>24871296
Always hated that, when I say trap I mean the tomboy loli or more often the feminine shota, but nether are trans in the modern meaning of the word, is there a better word for it that im missing?

>>24871463
'femboys' seems to be the acceptable term on twitter

shrK

>>24871248
TikTok is practically 0 revenue anyways.

>>24871392
If Gura joins and doesnt at least tweet it out I will send her a passive aggressive superchat and she WILL read it and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>24870831

smug

>>24871248
Ive seen these posted before. What site is that from?

>>24871248
I dont get it, i mean we have a good example of a hololiver who used the shorts on YT to grow despite not making videos (Marine) so why not just post these there instead of on a different platform?

>>24871642
Please stop, there is a line you are not meant to cross

>>24871785
yeah that one got to me too

>>24871248
Cover should hire you

>>24871269
It's nice of her not to bring up men because her unicorn fans can't compete with chads, but we can both enjoy loli and cute girls. She knows exactly what she's doing and will keep throwing some bones to her gachikoi until she graduates, unlike Mori who gave her fans homie chocolate for Valentine's Day

>>24871642
Thats a bit small, could you make it bigger?

>>24871750
Fubuki as well. Its one of the main clips that got people to watch Hololive in the first place.

>>24871750
They want to attract a different audience I guess. Pretty dumb though, because Kizuna Ai was pretty popular on Tik Tok but it didn't translate over to youtube at all.

>trying to numberfag
>being retarded instead
gura's growth is fine, compare her growth to other channels of her size and she's actually above average. please stop numberfagging without doing actual research, its retarded.

Gura please release a jazzy album on your birthday her sway has been stuck in my head since the morning

I refuse to watch TikTok, can you guys tell if it's good or not?

>>24871380
where's the exploitable png?

>>24872016
She hasn't uploaded anything besides this
>>24868290
>>24868446

>>24872016
its not....
not even Gura's tiktoks are good you think the rest of the site is any better?

>>24872198
based

WOW GUYS HOLOLIVE IS POPING OFF!!!!
Really though.... why does all of EN hate streaming?

>>24872248
based on what

>>24872282
yeah, me.

When is Gura coming back? I'm so bored, I did everything I wanted to do and now I got nothing left.

>>24872270
if you could make fat stacks by doing nothing, would you?

>>24872317
They are making so much money they are being forced to do tiktoks now......

>>24872308
She is been gone for six years, anon. You need to let go

>>24872282
based on DEEZ NUTZ

>there's a fag with a vergil avatar posting anti comments on every recent Gura VOD...and the DMC one where he complains she hates the game
why are DMC fags like this lmao. which one of you schizos could no longer contain themselves?

>>24872330
just because corporate is trying to expand (as corporate does) that doesn't mean the girls aren't making bank. imagine you got to choose your own work hours. if you weren't making enough money, you would work longer hours correct? the fact they barely work means they are clearly raking it in.

buds i used tiger balm as fap lube

>>24872425
Shame they dont care enough to try anymore.
Though EN2 never cared enough to try I guess.....

>>24872444
i've tried something like that before it's wild

I enjoy the amount of time Gura streams, gives me time to do other shit or rewatch Gura moments I liked/missed. Don't give a fuck about the rest of EN lmao

>>24872420
It's why she should've stopped playing the franchise after DMC3. The series gave her shit views and DMC fags are annoying, there was no point in continuing.

>>24872549
This but unironically

>>24872444
checked

>>24872444
Awesome. I prefer The Last Dab as it let me blow bigger loads.

>>24872549
same desu

>>24872270
Maybe more than 2 of them would target this timeslot of people actually showed up to watch streams during them

>>24872628
Uh, fauna usually streams around these hours so, this is her timeslot.

>>24872420
i don't see them but i remember a guy like that

holy shit guys what if gura

gura streams so little these days that i had to resort to watching other chuubas. at first i felt guilty, but now i'm glad because i found a few chuubas that are actually passionate about streaming. it really helped me put things into perspective. if gura actually cared about her fans she would want to spend time with us rather than doing the bare minimum, and i finally see that now.

>>24872721
yeah, with me.

>>24872768
I agree but I still love Goomba the most and will be the last chumbud

>>24872420
To understand Vergil you must become Vergil, even if that means shitting in your oshi.

>>24872768
you are not fooling anyone

>>24872836
i'm not trying to fool anyone, i just felt like putting my unfiltered train of thought out into the ether. take it however you will.

let's see if this works

>>24872768
>Cheats on Gura

Kys

will she ever post again?

>>24872957
Hopefully not

>>24872768
This sounds like the post of someone who will definitely keep watching Gura and keep posting here for months

>>24872955
Look at all these great streams to pick from!!!

>>24873013
yeah, i'm not denying that, i still like gura and will continue to support her.

>>24872867
>muh does not care about her fans
>muh bare minimum
fuck off, its clear you are the same faggot as always

>>24873059
if that's how you want to take it, fine.

Stop replying to the obvious bait

>>24872705
It's usually Ina, Fauna, and Ame at times (her times are random). Since Ina and Fauana arent streaming now it tends to be dead hours, even worse if Kiara is on a break since literally no one in EN streams around that time except Sana who once in a blue moon streams between Kiaras and Inas time. Not to mention when Gura doesn't stream you bascially have no EN streams until maybe almost midnight at NA primetime. EN really needs to get better at scheduling because this is atrocious.

Is this still euro hours?

>>24873059
EN 2 showed them that they dont need to try anymore.
Why wouldnt they do bare minimum? Gura cant even bother to stream on days she has streams scheduled.

>>24873028
I don't care, I only have eyes for Gura.

>>24873130
>every opinion i don't agree with is bait
you will grow more as a human being if you accept that people's opinions can differ from your own.

>>24873173
you are fooling no one

>>24872957
>>24873001
I hope she does, this is a perfect opportunity to upload clips like she wanted and they don't require much effort.

>>24873137
>>24873173
retard

>>24873205
NTA but hes right.
Saying EN is lazy isnt bait.

>>24873173
>mentally ill shitposter telling someone to grow as a person

Gura is dead, this is Gaur Gaby thread now.
Kneel to your new queen.

>>24873268
that's gabby giselle you retard

>>24873218
yeah, and if she wants to post them on a different site that would be fine too

>>24873232
>pretending to be someone else to defend the bait
The post wasn't about her being lazy faggot and you know that

>>24873218
Looking at those two tiktok clips I can assure you that's not the kind of content she was thinking about when she talked about doing short videos on youtube

>>24873321
i agree, but i'm still going to give her a chance in this format and see where it goes

>>24873320
ah yes the guy calling all of EN lazy is baiting not the Gura calling Gura a lazy faggot.....

>>24873232
retard

I am not entitled to any more of Gura's time than she wants to give and am grateful for every second I can share with her.

>>24873320
>trying to call out a samefag because you think it's impossible to prove otherwise because "muh inspect element"
https://files.catbox.moe/omi1vo.mp4
retard

>>24873403
go back.....

>>24873382
please learn to read so you can read the thread and keep up, assuming you aren't the baiting faggot to begin with

>expect a guerilla minecraft stream
>no guerilla minecraft stream
What did she mean by this?

what the /ggg/ doin?

>>24873433
>REEEEE FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT YOU ARENT ENTITLED TO GURAS TIME SHE LITERALLY DOESNT HAVE ANY OBLIGATION TO YOU OR ANY OF HER FANS
ok bud....

>>24873467
Timelooping about Gura being lazy and not streaming on her second day off

>>24873470
I hope you're not actually this retarded

>>24873135
Its like 1030 or 1130 atm in EU, midweek, so arguably its shit hours for EU if you want viewers with a job who can supa

>>24873470
retard

>>24873465
never expect anything from gura. that way you can be happy if something does happen, but if it most likely doesn't happen you won't be let down.

>>24873414
You do realize there's a button on every single post to (You) it right? I have no idea what you're arguing about but trying to prove that with a video is stupid.

>>24873133
You know the US is comprised of 3 timezones right, when gura doesn't stream there's ame and IRyS, when they do stream which isn't consistent.
At least IRyS like gura and fauna has her usual hour/timeslot.
PST
3PM Fauna
5PM Gura (unless members)
8PM IRyS

Mumei and Ame in between the three unless mumei decides to do a guerilla karaoke which comes later like 10PM PST, or used to, i don't watch mumei as much as i used to 4 months ago.

Pedophiles should be fed to sharks

>>24873516
thats what the refresh is for retard

>>24873414
retard

>>24873524
I agree

>>24873547
retard

>>24873414
samefag

>>24873518
>3 timezones
Chumbie... your time zones rep...

>>24873547
The fuck are you talking about? It persists across refreshes. It's a function of 4chan X

>>24873514
>never expect anything from gura. that way you can be happy if something does happen
That's pretty sad ngl

>>24873547
anon....
I 100% believe you arent a samefag and that dude is a completly retarded shitposter but if you flag a post as your own it stays after a refresh.

>>24873609
sad but true unfortunately

I want to meticulously run my tongue across every single crease on Gura's tiny child hands

>>24873602
I'm a beaner, i assumed you burgers have PT, ET and CT-central or whatever it is called.

>>24873609
ok have fun hoping she turns up for the stream tonight only to be let down.

>>24873652
retard

>>24873677
I wanna lick her flat chest, her tummy and her cunny

>>24873687
how fucking emotionally stunted are you, retard?

>>24873677
>>24873722
Based

>>24873688
Unless she drops a schedule he is correct.

Chumbies need to learn to lighten up, always arguing and shit

don't worry guys, i'll record it

Stream starts at 2022-05-25T02:00:00+00:00 in 40204 seconds. Waiting for this time to elapse...

Shark reclining in her sofa chair.

>>24873688
what, you think it's better to expect her to do everything she says she is going to do? do you know how many things she has said she's going to do and then never done? you would be getting let down constantly.

>>24873727
most retarded post in this thread

>trying to start this timeloop on her 2ND DAY OFF which she has been doing for well over a year at this point
You couldn't make it any more obvious if you tried

>>24868272
I don’t say this to be rude, but rather in admiration for her genius.

Gura’s brand is being a lazy shark who just so happens to have a siren voice and cursed humor, but this formula ironically works extremely well. Makes you feel comfy as if you’re both laying in bed being lazy buds talking about the craziest shit.

How does she do it?

>>24873727
Do you know were you are?

>>24873676
hawaii, alaska, pacific, mountain, central, eastern

GURA CUTE

>>24873819
I dont think you know what a timeloop is....

>>24873819
no ones talking about her days off retard. if you read the chain it was about her saying she was going to do a guerilla minecraft and then not doing it.

>>24873845
You added irrelevant timezones.
Pacific, central and easter are the ones that matter.

>>24873871
>>24873882
Yeah, it's definitely not the same guy that comes here every other day to shit his pants about "Gura being lazy"

47.6% of Americans live in the Eastern time zone

>>24873935
Gura IS lazy though.....

>>24873882
Gura constantly overestimates how much time and energy she has to do things while underestimating how long and how much energy it takes to do things because she's just like me.

Is this the chumbabby thread?

>>24873935
you think only 1 guy calls gura lazy? LOL you are beyond too far gone my dude.

>>24873948
Yes, she is. Are you going to shut the fuck up now?

>>24873935
Man, i love gura but even i recognize she is just like me, lazy to a degree.

>>24873986
>you
>implying
damn dude take your meds

>>24873740
retard

https://youtu.be/tQcV9eEH7fk?t=11965

Chumbies, what should I have for dinner: doner kebab plate or falafel plate?

>>24873935
Ok but she is lazy. I think most people here can agree with that the point of contention is if it bothers people or not.

>>24873776
>>24873727

>>24874073
dumbass you're supposed to attach the thumbnail

>>24874035
Yes, you. The fact that there are 2 or 3 of you retards doesn't make it any less pathetic. Pretty much every Chumbud knows that Gura is lazy, crying about it in this thread will change nothing.

>>24874086
kebab

>>24874086
kebab

>>24874092
>links to his own post
very sad, many cases

>>24874092
>telling people to set realistic expectations makes me emotionally stunted
ironic

Would gura taste good in hotpot?

>>24874106
>says everyone knows shes lazy
>says that only 1 guy spams says shes lazy
you really should just stop using 4chan dude Im gonna be honest with you.

>>24874052
retard

>>24874177
It's normal to have opinions it's not normal to spam shitposts about them

>>24873882
>>24873871
>>24873832
>>24873837
>>24873948
>>24873979
>>24873986
>>24874023
>>24874035
>>24874087
>>24874130
>>24874146
>>24874177
retard

>>24874106
You are unironically more schizo than any Gura lazy posters.

>>24874177
spamming*

Read my post again you stupid nigger.

Please call me a retard.

>>24874226
retard

>>24874221
lol how easy he outs himself.....

I miss ogey... retard spam just isn't the same

>>24874253
not now retard

>>24874276
ogey rratard

>>24874177
>>24874230

Fuck you guys, im going to enjoy Gura cunny instead of wasting my time on this timeloop

Gura should make a song called "Shark Love"

>>24874221
retard
Also, my gurabuds just arrived.

>>24874297
>>24874130

>>24874269
Gonna cry?

>come into thread and casually mention i started watching other chuubas
>whole thread descends into chaos
sasuga

>>24874308
Her next song will be a city pop ode to her fans called "Spastic Love"

>Fauna comes to /ggg/
>sees everyone shitting on EN never streaming
>puts a frame up to start in a few mins
She truly is the apex chumbie

>>24874378
you know what you were doing faggot. the same thing you do every single day

>Gura said she MIGHT do a MC guerrilla while she was busy with convention stuff
>it's only her second day off today so no one should expect a stream today
End of the discussion. If you are still timelooping about this then you are simply a shitposter.

>>24874378
A casual mention would be about how you liked some indie or other, you knew what you were doing with the “if Gura REALLY cared about her fans” stuff

>>24874406
if i am the person you think i am (protip: i'm not, but for the sake of argument i'll pretend to be) then why keep responding to every post i make? wouldn't that be feeding into what i want?

>>24874447
>timelooping
yea you really actually dont know what that means....

>>24874405
yeah, its why she plans offcollabs when gura is busy

>>24874321
Hope they work just fine.

>>24874494
Gura is autistic and will never off collab because she is afraid of people and doesnt think they will like her

>>24871296
I've never fucking understood that shit. Like, they'll try and gaslight and insist that it's ALWAYS been a slur, that trannies have been called it long before people on /b/ posted Admiral Ackbar, that there's this whole widespread issue of them being killed because they were called 'traps', and yet they can't provide a single fucking shred of evidence. A problem that has allegedly existed for decades, and they have to pull a 'dude trust me'. There's proof of trannies getting killed, but literally nothing to connect that to the word 'trap' being used as a slur.

>>24874551
>>>/pol/

>>24874551
>trying to understand trannies and their mental gymnastics
ngmi

>>24874469
it's true though, after getting some outside perspective and watching some chuuba's that are passionate about streaming it becomes quite obvious.

man, the thread really is just going full retard today, huh?

>>24874662
>today

when does /ggg/ start getting fun?

>>24874691
When Gura streams. sometimes.

>>24874717
So the thread is only fun for 10 hours a week? Sad...

you faggots deserved it after shitting on her tiktok
fuck you all

Why does she always need at least 2+ days off at the end of a streaming schedule even when she's streamed less this schedule cycle than most?

>>24874378
i did the same but no one really compares to gura
ame is fun when she does special streams and i like pippa in the same regard, they're both unique enough that i'd bother watching them. pomu was pretty good too but i haven't watched her or nijisanji since around their 3rd EN gen debut
i dont like too small chuubas too since i end up feeling pressure and obligation to watch / chat

>>24874758
Deserved what? Nothing's changed...

>>24874758
Nah if shes spending the day crying about us not liking her shitty tiktoks than she would stream to feel better right?
Because she likes streaming so much.... right?

>>24874807
i don't want to get too off topic so i'll only bring up other chuubas this once, but you should try out Amiya, she's super fun and practically addicted to streaming.

>>24874807
stop replying to the shitposter

>>24874888
same desu

>it's totally not the usual schizo and a few retards going along and sucking his dick, I swear guys
The absolute state of antis

>>24874904
he's replying to himself

>>24874933
t. the usual retard

>>24874758
thank you for the cute videos gooba

>>24874933
whether those guys are schizos or not, you are also a schizo. please do some self reflection.

>>24874758
deserve what? what's going on?

gura and chumbies

>>24874758
I thought they were cute.

>>24874758
schiozo's making up head canons again.

>>24874933
id agree if you werent being equally if not more retarded than they are....

>>24874807
>i did the same but no one really compares to gura
>knows about and has watched ame
maybe you just have shit taste, anon...?

is goob?

>>24875042
Cute

>>24874933
Bet you're the same schizo faggot that spams the Gura catalog threads with Korone pics anytime they're talking negatively about her

>>24875077
How so? By pointing out what they are doing?

>>24875087
oh look there he is!

my cute shark wife

>>24875137
the lack of self awareness is truly astounding

I was just flipping through various Chrome tabs I had open (I'm bad at closing them). I was going through very rapidly to the point that I was barely paying attention to what they were. One of them I clicked on was a Gura ASMR video. A moment later (when I was already on another tab), I heard Gura whisper lovingly into my ear "Thank you for waiting for me."
I have never been happier than I was in that moment.

>>24875087
>>24875137
look at this dude.....

>>24875173
shes a beautiful as the day we lost her.....

Look at them seethe. Maybe you shouldn't make it so obvious if you don't want to be called out for who you are.

>>24875087
ame kinda fell off. i actually used to watch her regularly along with gura. she seems better now but i'm starting to get sick of elden ring

>>24875064
They are, made me download the chink app

Why do chumbies keep /ggg/ up when shes not streaming?
Do chumbies like shitposting that much?

>>24875218
ame needs elden ring to pump her hours up, leave her alone

>>24875272
go back

>>24874617
retard

great thread guys

>>24875338
you also go back

>>24875338
thanks, i do what i can

>>24875272
/ggg/ is actually alive compared to other splits, that's why. The downside is the handicap schizo shows up occasionally (I find it funny though so I actually don't mind)

Every single reply in this thread was made by me as I am the ultimate shitposting shizo with 57 smart fridges.

>24875364
>noooo, you have to look at my shitposts and the retards replying to me

>>24875338
>spastic love

Cute and Funny otherwise known as Fute?

>>24875405
the shipost AI i programmed made this post

I'm eating my kebabs while watching river monsters. What are you chumbies eating for dinner and doing tonight?

>>24875338
ah yes just like the reddit
home sweet home

>>24875454
teriyaki salman and modded minecraft

>>24875131
Kek did he ruined your shitty thread so you come here seething?

>>24875454
i just woke up

>>24875454
no food bc i spent all my moneys on spacha

https://streamable.com/51lxs7

>>24875454
>>24875523
based. I'd love to see some sick-ass edits of her eating crabs etc.

>>24875546
me on top

thoughts?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98585904

Chumbies need to have sex with eachother to calm down. Lack of goober has left us sexually frustrated

>>24875454
Haven't decided what to make for dinner yet tonight since I'm finishing up some extra work with there being no stream tonight

>>24875634
Get on your knees and start sucking then

>>24875619
How did you get this image of my home

>>24875454
Italian sub and playing some Splitgate

>>24875619
Sex with Gura's thighs thoughts

>>24875454
microwave lasagna, finishing gta 4

>>24875627
wtf is that anatomy....

Reminder that Gura's canon thighs are pure sex

>>24875619
I want to shove my face in her crotch and inhale until my lungs feel like exploding

>>24875724
gura thigh job T u T

>>24875916
I want Gura to toss my salad.

>>24876063
Don't you dare you little...

Usually you guys are pretty sad without a day of gura, glad to see you all are feeling well

>ordering sushi
>my delivery drivers name is fucking salman
salman

>>24876174
based

Fauna just said she doesn't know Gura has an asmr mic, the 3dio really is dead

>>24876174
based

>>24876215
Isn't she supposed to be a big fan of Gura? And she hasn't listened to her ASMR? Fucking larper

What if we posted Miku in the Gura thread? huhaha...

>>24876253
do you even watch gura?

>>24876253
this is the kind of nigger who shits /ggg/, absolutely pathetic

>>24876327
esl

Gura squirted on her 3dio when she was trying out how a cunny ASMR would sound...

>>24876327
There's no need to shit on /ggg/. It shits on itself just by existing.

>>24876327
>>24876280
>doesn't know Gura has an asmr mic
Well, you could have worded that better

>>24876401
she straight up said the 3dio is broken. watch streams faggot.

>>24876421
I seriously can't tell if you are ESL, retarded or both

>>24876421
You're pretty confident about that, why don't you post a timestamp

>>24876421
Why are you being so mean? You're gonna hurt his feelings.

>>24876476
>waaah spoonfeed me so i can continue to be a threadreader and not watch streams
fuck of faggot

>>24876510
I've watched every single stream, I just don't remember her explicitly saying it's broken. That's why I asked

>>24876540
she's never said anything about whether it's working or broken.

>>24876540
i'm not going to trawl through hours of super chat readings to find when she said it, but it was around valentines when people were asking her about asmr

>>24876215
Fauna said that Gura doesn't have an ASMR mic, not that she doesn't know if Gura has one. Learn English before posting here, please.

>>24876637
Im gonna walk you through something real quick. If Fauna said Gura doesn't have a 3dio because she doesn't know Gura has a 3dio she is also implicitly saying she didn't know Gura has a 3dio. I didn't post a quote.

>>24876745
Kill yourself

>>24876784
Glad we're on the same page

>>24876637
Learn how to use your brain.

>>24876745
fauna knows that gura doesn't have a working asmr mic because fauna had to edit the neko maid cafe video together and gura could only use her normal mic because the 3dio is broken. that's why the neko maid cafe audio sounds weird because its combined stereo audio with panned mono. PLEASE watch streams.

>>24876832
Anon immediately after Fauna's chat told her Gura has a 3dio and she was surprised. She did not know Gura owned a 3dio. At least read the posts you're replying to