/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2407022
>did not naruhodo at all

>"Oisho"

>live in JP for about 3 years
>N4 proficient because you stay inside all day
can't make that shit up

>>2408465
based

This is how somali immigrates must feel in france.

>>2408465
didnt she work as a JET

>>2408524
except those get paid to go over to europe and rape women on the streets

>>2408612
Mori gets paid to rape my ears

>>2408663
Just don't listen to her lmao, just close your ears.

>>2408663
Women can't rape men.

>>2408705
It's a good pain.

>>2408705
But I like it when she rapes me

>>2408663
Mori has the best voice in hololive though

>>2407022
Naru to the hodo!

I respect her hustle but I seriously can't listen to her speak in that stereotypical gaijin-accented Japanese without cringing.
It reminds me of my own during my first four years living in Japan.

>>2407022
?

>"GUH."
what is this sound supposed to be? Is she trying to copy watson's hic?

>>2408757
...and other jokes you can tell yourself!

>>2411521
Clearing her Throat + Autistism + wants to have a cute "Catchphrase" = Guh

>>2409765
it's okay sarcasm isnt for everyone

>>2411521
she's getting fucked by her boyfriend on every stream and this is the sound she eventually makes

>>2411521
Its nowhere near hic, better check if your ears are still good

>>2408465
This is me

>>2408757
Anon I really like her voice too but no she doesn't

>>2411709
>>2411984
Seething cumbuds

>>2413450
what the fuck are you talking about
The only holoen I'm subscribed to is Calli

>>2411787
I mean she always guh out of nowhere like watson hics out of nowhere. Not it sounds similar to watson's hic.

>>2408556
JET doesn't require any proficiency at all.

>>2411521
My headcanon is that she salivate a lot and swallow instead of spit.

>>2420074
That's literally true.

>>2411521
The secret is that's a thing she actually does normally. (Though obviously she's playing with it now)

>>2408556
You only need to know english for JET and even that is debatable.

>>2411521
Her guh is a mental tick she has

>>2419421
Yeah everybody can tell...

>"Kikoe masuka?"

>live in japan
>"rap" in japanese
>is barely above kindergarden level

Are all americans this dumb when it comes to trying to learn other languages? Kiara can speak 3 (THREE) languages, and even knows more spanish than Amelia who is supposed to be a taco burrito.

Mori anti threads become Mori love! threads. This is the way of the universe.

>>2420257
Mori has to actually work, learning languages is easy when you can just have your sugar daddy pay for everything like Kiara

>>2420257
> wants to rap in Japanese
> goes to Japan
> stays in her apartment all day
> ????
> Nahrouhoedoe nayy

Are these the kind of people who unironically use Duolingo to learn a language?

>>2411521
A gasp for air after chugging wine, initially, but it sort of became her catchphrase so I think she does it intentionally now.

>>2420257
>>2420642
Why even bother learning Japanese when you could get by perfectly fine with just knowing English in Tokyo? Seems like a lot of wasted effort to me

>>2420778
Anyone with an IQ above 90 can pick up a language naturaly by living in the actual country, even if you don't go out much. she's just dumb

Reminder that all you anki repping, anime watching, ajatt retards sound like fucking clowns to the native ear.

>>2420257
Will there ever be anything funnier than N6s on /vt/ trying to shit on someone who speaks on a conversational level's japanese?

Motherfuckers who can't tell the difference between シ and ツ trying say someone else is at a kindergarten level lmao

>>2420859
Mori is far from conversational level japanese

>>2420848
I mean you're wrong, but okay.

>>2420868
No she's not lmao
Objectively, she is not

>"Eettooooo."

>>2420903
I mean you're coping, but ok.

>>2411521
She is pooping in her diaper every time she does that.

>>2420778
Why bother even living in JP when you could just keep living your Hikikomori Lifestyle in the US but with lower rent

>>2408663
I’d pay her to rape me

>>2421081
Because Japan doesn't have brown or black people.

>>2420913
>Ahreegahtouu for the akasupa

>>2421116
So mori was such a massive wigger that she flew to another country to be considered part of a troublesome minority?
I take everything back what I ever said about this absolute Queen of 4d Chess, It now makes total sense to live abroad for 3 years to use 2 words of Japanese per syllable in her music.

>>2420468
What a coincidence that I just so happen to love Mori!

>>2421464
>to be part of a troublesome minority
That would be more dignified than the actual reason.

japs use bits of english in their songs to seem cool as well

>>2420257
Mori has room temperature IQ.

>>2408757
Rap voice>>>>POWER GAP>>>>singing voice

>>2409765
You have to understand she's playing it up for comedic effect, just like Mexican and Italian entertainers do all the time in english. Exagerate it for a little while too, you'll feel better.

>>2411521
It's a vocal tic-peko.

>>2424958
No she isn't. Her Japanese really is that shitty after 3 years living there.

>>2424987
Dammit Mori stop shitposting here and get some rest like the doctor ordered you to.

The funniest thing to me is how Gura's pronunciation is better than Mori's.

>>2425277
>t.chumbud

>>2408757
In EN maybe, but defintely not overall

>Motherfuckers who can't tell the difference between シ and ツ
does anyone, that has spent more than a day studying, actually struggle with that more than taking a moment for a week until one's used to it?

>>2426525
>ツ

>>2426204
Not him, but still a chumbud, Gura is a parakeet IRL. Fuck meidos.

>>2426525
I can tell the difference but I still can't be assed to tell which is which. I always tell by looking for a ッ somewhere.

>>2411521
It's kind of a flustered gulp. It matches her character perfectly, and it's really cute.

>>2426525
It's pretty easy. The one that looks more like a smiley is "tsu" the one where the two strokes are more horizontal is "shi".

>>2426854
Are you trying to argue it's actually a natural sound that just escapes her? Because, I'm sad to disappoint you, but it's clearly something she does for show and entertainment.

>>2426525
シ and ツ are smiling faces looking at each other. Shitsu. Easy.

>>2426601
did ronaldo just do the pogchamp meme?

>>2427111
waoh mama

>>2426917
people actually believe the guh is real? god damn

>>2421567
Millennia’s ago people started wars because they were thirsty for cunny so I won’t ridicule her for similar thinking.
I will ridicule her for failing and being stuck in JP because of that.

>>2426917
>>2434542
I wasn't trying to imply that at all you retards, hence why I said it fits her "character ". Haven't you ever seen anime before? It what most of these character quirks are from desu.

>>2426917
>>2434542
>he doesn't know

>>2420907
she's weak. she forgot the word for six during her korone collab and i've never heard her speak or understand anything outside of very simplistic japanese
if she walked up and tried to have a conversation with a random japanese person she would be so utterly lost

>>2434542
Then you will tell me ame's hic is fake too?

>>2411521
damn do you fags not realize guh is a reddit "meme"?
I mostly see it on wallstreetbets

>>2411521
It's a coomer bait meme

>>2439213
Probably something similar to Pekora's laugh.
They're real but done much more often because they're popular.
Though with Ame you could just watch her pre-Hololive streams and see if she ever does it. I don't care enough to check.

>>2442443
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0tuuajuYSs

>>2436145
I dunno, I think you could chalk that up to nerves. Sometimes you just blank when you're nervous.

That being said, it's hard to guarantee that she's conversational just because she lives in Japan since you can get by speaking basically no Japanese in Tokyo (assuming she lives there). I don't think we'll ever really know how proficient she is.

>>2442617
Based on this and the fact that she's said this sound is kinda like somebody forcing a burp out (except cuter sounding), it's safe to assume it's something she can more or less do on command so she probably does it a lot more frequently on stream than she would otherwise. It's not "fake", probably more like a habitual thing.

>>2407022
I Don't dislike Calli but damn why does she talks like that, it feels like she is trying to make a cute voice that she can't quite make it work

>>2408757
Maybe in EN although it would be debatable, but not even close in general and even less so in Cover as a whole

>>2420778
Because you can use Japanese for other stuff i guess, like reading or consuming media that it is usually either not translated at all or partially translated, Vtubers themselves are a good example of this

>>2411521
She did it a couple times and it caught up, so now Mori has made it her mission to run the joke into the ground just like her hero Cr1TiKaL.

>>2411521
The natural GUH is an actual stick she has after drinking something. She had it even before Hololive.

>>2420778
Oh she tries, but her sister is very clearly the one who got more brains.
Why do you think Mori went to art school and her sister went to one of the US' best public universities?

>>2444434
Mori has a sister? The us has public universities?
First time hearing about it.

>>2408663
lmao

>>2444901
"State Schools", which are basically public universities. Not sure if the sister is older/younger, never bothered to check, but the University of Colorado at Boulder is one of the country's top 10 public universities.

>>2420257
Kiara has the European language buff.

>>2445038
Oh I forgot to add, I'm pretty sure she got a merit scholarship to UC Boulder...

>>2445140
Yep, she got the James H Baker scholarship, specializes in tech and engineering, got AP Scholar honors.
Holy shit, Brap God just can't compete!

>>2445205
Holy shit if she is her Younger sister that would mean she is below 24 and in such a great spot for future Doctorates
>immediately gets in touch with my Uni exchange bureau

>>2445764
She recently finished undergrad, I believe. Environmental engineering. Not sure if she's pursuing a doctorate, she already has extensive work experience in a managerial role.

>>2444434
Her sister might very well be smarter but Mori is still the one who has made more money in six months than her sister will in an entire decade of fulltime work.

>>2446045
True.

>>2446045
that only means she is basically just as hardworking as Mori but more responsible and probably more grounded
>absolute keeper
but honestly this whole story smells like rats how would you have so much intricate knowledge on her? She may be the sister of doxxbeat prime but that is just too detailed

>>2446234
sigh, it's on doxbin. well, the sister's name, at least, go from there

I hope she devotes more time to it, she has great resources open to her in the form of collabs. There's got to be at least three willing JPs at any given week, Korone, Watame, and Suisei come to mind.

>>2434542
"Guh" can totally be a natural expression that became popular.

>>2446275
Holy shit this guy really did his homework huh?
thats kinda scary

>>2446234
>more responsible and probably more grounded
From Mori's stories on how much of a party animal her sister is, sure.

Do any of you have a 4-year degree?

the fuck is all of this sekrit club doxxing shit

>>2445969
>better looks
>party animal
>similarly extreme work ethic
>Honors student with multiple Awards
>Charity and social service
>A+ resume
>big brain Student
Can you win the siblings game more decisive?

>>2446672
No I don't believe you can. My brother and I are pretty even, though.
Well, unless he gets into his first choice college (which is MUCH better than my current school), then it's over for me.

>>2446275
are those pics of mori real?

>>2446728
Yes.

>>2446672
I'd still choose Mori in a heartbeat

>>2446769
y tho

>>2446788
I meant it as me personally preferring Mori's traits over all the above. I'm not playing the siblings game.

>>2446788
Not him but high achieving scholarly girls are usually uninteresting and/or a pain in the ass

>>2447007
you've a point there.

>>2446672
At first I liked Mori
Then I disliked Her
Now I just Pity Her

>>2446735
huh

>>2446566
Not yet not ever if I can find an internship/job

>>2446566
Yeah. Massive waste of time because I ended up in trade school shortly after lel

>>2446566
I am going to get one, and from a good school to boot, yeah

>>2446672
>better looks
It is not like Mori herself is bad looking.
>Charity and social service
Mori also said she has done something like that with old people.

>>2447082
Why did you start dislike her?

>>2411521
She's holding back from saying nigguh.

>>2435010
Huh? What war did Millenials start exactly?

Must be kind of weird for mori to know that now a bunch of autists have probably masturbated to actual pictures of her and her sister.

>>2448285
Because she thanked Nyanshit for the birthday wishes instead of ignoring that piece of shit.

>>2411521
Bitch should stop with that shit. Does she unironically think that it's a good catchphrase/motto/character trait/whateverthefuck to make her stand out or something? I want to try to get into Mori but I absolutely recoil from cringe whenever I hear this stupid shit.

>>2448405
Can you fucktards stop with this cancel culture bullshit? Nyanners said something you didn't like close to a fucking decade ago, and every time she's mentioned multiple of you dumbasses start going "hurr durr nyanners is a hypocrite, boycott nyanners and all who support her, #nyannersisoverparty"

>>2448564
Maybe you could try having a conversation without making assumptions you have no necessary knowledge to make?
I hate her for a ton of reasons.

>>2448564
Kill yourself.

>>2448451
same dude Her music is good and her message of hard work and stuff is pretty motivating but her streams are lowtier trash. so ill mostly just skip that

>>2448616
>no, you don't understand my pain. That pink cat went too far too many times!

>>2448644
Anon, I just hate cancel culture. There's no reason to bring it to vtubers

>>2448679
I hate that fake cunt. Deal with it. Surely there are people in media who you cannot stand either.

>>2448721
God I hate the way people talk these days. "Cancel culture"? She is shit and is treated accordingly. No need for this zoomer vocabulary.

>>2448743
Yeah, and I don't stop watching something just because one of the actors dared to interact with that person I don't like

>>2448799
You do you.

>>2448799
The thing is that if this interactions keeps going, then HoloEn will be just as shitty as Vshojo one day. I wished there was a bigger negative backlash for people like Ollie who openly simp to those cunts to make other Holos less inclined to do that shit.

>>2448854
>The thing is that if this interactions keeps going, then HoloEn will be just as shitty as Vshojo one day.
Nice leap in logic, retard.

>>2448405
She did with everyone though and compared to Mouseys tweets it seems like either of them don't talk outside of that.

>>2448451
>>2448665
The cringe is the point with her streams.

>>2449036
Every girl in HololiveEN can be described as a Cringy fucking Dork she has no personality apart from her music and Zero G tits
If her personality would be described with a food item it would be a Ricecracker that was colored black with a crayon

>>2449496
>she has no personality apart from her music and Zero G tits
I disagree.

>>2411521
I dont know if Cover set her up with the inital "teehee" or she did. Sometimes I miss it but I guess I will take PEACE and GUH over it.

>>2449496
based

>>2413450
both Gura and Calli aren't even top 5 holo singers or top 5 best voices

>>2449496
cringe

>>2411709
kek

>>2451228
Alright, name your top 5 singers and top 5 voices then.

>>2447082
At first I disliked Mori.
I still do.

>>2420859
>can't tell the difference between シ and ツ
シ is looking at the pc screen and ツ is looking at you instead

>>2453496
At first I thought Mori was cool.
Then I thought she was cute.
Now I want to marry her, breed her, and raise her children.

>>2462040
Not if I do it first.

>Tfw EOP with an entire extended family that all know spanish
>Kiara is fluent in fucking 3 languages even though she didnt finish high school

Its not fair

>>2420777
>>2444157
I also started going "pah!" after finishing a deep glass after watching anime. It's a weeb thing.

>>2462236
anon, just think of it like she chose to spend all her points on the skills she cares about
I noticed that a lot of chuubas have weird blind spots and knowledge gaps (in admittedly things that don't matter to being a chuuba)

>>2462333
the jp girls basically only know anime, games, and culture from nnd. i remember reading a comment from a japanese guy who mentioned that a lot of the hologirls can't read kanji very well. maybe he's full of shit but it seems plausible.

>>2462614
>maybe he's full of shit but it seems plausible.
He's not, I've seen Susei, Aqua, and Shion all get tripped up by kanji they didn't recognize before
Japanese is a meme language that's difficult for the sake of being difficult

>>2407022
Shut up bitch

>>2462614
>i remember reading a comment from a japanese guy who mentioned that a lot of the hologirls can't read kanji very well.
A lot of them really can't. Aqua, Rushia, Miko, Pekora etc come to mind. Polka and Botan are pretty good, though. Keep in mind that it's not like you have to be particularly educated to become a Holo or a vtuber in general, often times that's part of the reason they got into it in the first place.

>>2449496
>random capitalization
not a fan of Mori either but underageb&

>>2462614
Most Japanese can't read kanji very well.

>>2440045
s-sorry based reddit oldfag, I'll be sure to go lurk on reddit for 2 more years before continuing to post on 4channel dot org

>>2449496
Anon, capital letters go at the start of sentences, or at the start of proper nouns (typically, a person, place, or thing)

>>2411521
Shes fucking obnoxious thats what. Trys to be "cute" really hard while acting like shes putting in a sarcasticly small amount of effort. Fuck Mori

>>2448285
not him but
>terrible taste
>some past pre-Hololive virtue signalling
>takes advantage of her gachikoi with GFE shit while she dreams of getting dicked by one of her yellow manlet crushes and would drop vtubing in a second for one of them
I don't hate or actively dislike her, the feeling is about as passive as it gets. But I'd probably tune in to a Kiara stream before I watched Mori.

>>2464688
She's real fuckin cute though

>>2464688
>Fuck Mori
Gladly. I'll give you updates in half a year.

>>2464688
>Fuck Mori
Hey, i am trying.

>>2464536
the implication i think is that they read worse than the average japanese person. that they are notably bad at it.

>>2464709
>some past pre-Hololive virtue signalling
Eh, i have seen worse. Her living in a Japan and trying to become part of the "system" says that she isn't as SJW as those tweets could have made.
>takes advantage of her gachikoi with GFE shit while she dreams of getting dicked by one of her yellow manlet crushes
So if she didn't do those GFE streams you would not dislike her as much?
>and would drop vtubing in a second for one of them
People say this but i doubt she is gonna leave any time soon.

>>2464709
>>2466036
https://streamable.com/ptlb4z

>>2466036
>tweets
She wrote a whole song about it.
>So if she didn't do those GFE streams you would not dislike her as much?
Sure. I don't care too much about gachikoi, but it is taking advantage of some really sad people, and the disingenuity isn't flattering.

>>2466852
>She wrote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrw7Ddi-YNs
I pick up the rrat. Away! Becuase it's bullshit.

>>2466852
>She wrote a whole song about it.
Antichama...that was a cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkKC9kgXLXE

>>2466852
>She wrote a whole song about it.
Yeah but again even that whole song is hardly anything bad to go by. She is hardly worst of the worst in terms of SJWness.
>but it is taking advantage of some really sad people, and the disingenuity isn't flattering
I doubt she still hates her fanbase and probably knows what it is like when she herself has been in a same state and still is with that whole Charlie thing.

>>2466918
>>2466946
My bad, that's less gay (but still gay).
>>2466976
I don't think she hates them, I just don't think she'll make any major personal sacrifices to stick with them.

>>2467226
>major personal sacrifices to stick with them.
I don't get why people who don't clearly don't watch her say shit like this lmao
You've spent more times reading rrats than watching streams
The bitch would show up delirious from work, with a deadline hoovering over her but would stream instead because that's how much she likes her fans

>>2467226
>I just don't think she'll make any major personal sacrifices to stick with them
What do you mean? Has any Holo done that?

>>2407022
>"Naruto's knees?"

>>2407022
She talks japanese like a true weeb.

>>2446566
Nope but I went to a private school and make 61 dollars an hour.

>>2420074
>she doesn't swallow

>>2420778
It's courteous to know at least some local gibberish wherever you go, at the very least it makes the people you attempt to communicate with not treat you like a shitstain.

>>2420257
>Been in JP for long and survive in the rap scene
>Is surrounded by japanese friends/workers everyday
>Intentionally prounounces japanese words in american accent

I beg to differ

https://youtu.be/uO91b4Mnwqo

>>2448799
Who tf cares what you like and dont like

>>2475090
Schizos on 4chan cared, it seems.

>>2475090
Kinda hilarious how they argue about Calli's guh and Ame's hic haha, it's like seeing 10 year old that try to roast calli and don't get me started on them saying she's below elementary in Japanese lol

>>2408556
JET doesn't require japanese proficiency
They do require that you are a native english speaker or have proficiency in english
Your job is basically serving as a living breathing example of the english language when it is convenient for them, meanwhile some old fart who cant even pronounce Ls and Rs properly will teach the kids english for 99% of the time.

>>2411521
>what is this sound supposed to be?
It's the sound of the ongoing bimbofication.

>>2411521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpsOmeFy0Lo&t=42s

>>2420257
Native English speakers are retarded like that. Europeans like Kiara usually have to learn 2-3 languages from a young age.

>>2476344
From a comment on this video
>The "guh" sound is a common response to extreme levels of anxiety. Often it's seen in interrogations where a guilty subject is initially directly accused
That explains many things

>>2478127
What is mori guilty of?

>>2486465
Making me fall for her, fucking bitch

>>2486785
fucking whore does it on purpose
she even volunteered at an old folks home, god she is the worst

>>2486465
Guilty of selling out
Don't you know that "idol rapper"s such an oxymoron?