/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wifeRyS. I hope you enjoy your days bros

>>24850400
The depression is seeping in. Hope you enjoy yours.

ILove IRyS

>>24850471
>Foolish enough to believe I'm not already there

I wonder what she'll think about the HxH news.

>>24850661
It sucks.

I want to lay in bed all day with my cute nephilim wife

>>24850835
We're already doing that

>>24850661
What happened, did he die?

>>24850883
There's an unverified account with Togashi's mascot and a picture of a manuscript saying 4 chapters are on the way.

>>24850866
listen here buddy I'm gonna beat the shit out of you for going near my nephilim wife now give her back

>>24850923
I don't know what to make of this. Hope it's real I guess.

>>24851024
I'm going to HOPE because that's what IRyS would want me to do.

>>24851065
Actually she wants (you) to watch Fafner

>>24851123
No.

>>24851123
There's a higher than 0% chance of IRyS being a hunterchad. She loves shipping and BL, and Gon & Killua are pretty much there.

>>24851183
Didn't she mention hiatusxhiatus before? She at least knows about it.

>>24851123
She'll have to continue her membership watchalong then because there's no way I'm voluntarily watching it.

I'll watch it with her though.

>>24851183
>hxh
>chad
Pick one, retard.

RetweeteRyS

>>24852224
No need to envy, you too can be a hunterchad. Just read the manga.

>>24852322
No thanks hunterfag

>>24852609
Well the offer is always there.

>>24852773
Don't care

>IRyS whispers into your ear that you can take off the condom if you watch Fafner with her after sex
Would you do it?

So between today and the two collabs, there's only two day of solo IRyS
i just hope one of those is the continuation of fafner, i want to finish that before recording hell starts

>hear her voice when you go to the nearest konbini
>shout "i watch fafner, all season, without stopping"
>she drags you to the empty alley because her panties is soaking and dripping

>>24850311
Buttplug tail?

>>24853149
I don't need her permission to do that.

>>24853149
Nah, anal sex without condom is a no no.

>>24853149
>Do it and come inside
>Refuse to watch it afterwards
What happens to me now?

>>24853994
No sex for a week when she's at her most fertile

>>24854147
Rape time.

>>24853149
I am honor bound to agree but then put on a different show I want to watch instead

>>24853149
Nah. We're watching Fafnir during sex. Jesus created doggystyle for this specific purpose.

>>24854192
Migo approved

>>24854264
I'd let her watch her show but spend the whole time cuddling up to her with my arm around her.

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1529099924687982592?t=py2bssCT7ye9wuFYtjqaHg&s=19

>>24855460
Sweaty...

EXTREMELY SWEATY NEPHILIM

STINK CONNISEURS WE'RE FEASTING TONIGHT

>>24854461
A man of taste and refinement

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

SHE'S STINKY

>>24855460
That mom? Me.

>>24855460
Yeah, me-momRyS

>>24855759
>>24855790
OYAKUDON

>>24855759
>>24855790
Calm down femcrats. I know you want me to put a baby in you.

>>24855460
15k steps is decent, her mom must be healthy

>>24855936
Virtual Tokyo is a big city. You walk a fuckton of steps in a large city if you travel everywhere on foot.

Just Woke Up
IRyS status?

>>24856115
Sweaty from walking

>>24856115
Very aromatic

>>24856115
Sore feet. I'm giving her a massage now.

>>24855936
15k is a lot. I remember when I was a jobless bum I often wandered the city and when after coming back home my phone showed 8-9k steps I was like "whew, that was some fucking walk, felt that one".
Her legs will be screaming for help tomorrow.

stinky nephilim??

>>24856629
World extinction even level.

More break tomorrow.

>>24856629
*sniff*

Too many steps today. No schedule and no stream tomorrow.

>>24856685
>>24856834
Stop being faggots

Nephilim should probably take a shower.

>>24856986
If only she hadn't made Twitter posts about being tired before and then completely bailed on what she said she was going to do.

>>24857258
Yeah, with me

Is she ever going to stream again?

>>24858039
No

>>24856287
I did 7-11k steps daily at my former job, it's not that bad depending on your pacing

>>24858039
sorry she's very addicted to sex with me

>>24858039
Yes, in fact she's practising for her Dino Crisis speedrun stream at the end of the month

>>24858332
>Dino Crisis
I FUCKING WISH

>>24858039
sorry that you had to find out this way, but we just got married and I will be sole bread winner in our family, so she won't work anymore and will be my hikki parasite

>>24856287
>>24858300
Also depends what you're walking on
Concrete and asphalt is a lot more punishing than dirt, and probably feels like you've walked longer

>>24858039
no go watch someone else like my daughter for example https://youtu.be/ovtxZKuiaSE

>>24858405
>Concrete and asphalt is a lot more punishing than dirt, and probably feels like you've walked longer
Huh, the more you know. I would think dirt is like snow, more tiring to walk on than hard ground.

So she just doesn't stream anymore or what? Kind of early to pull an Ayame

>>24859113
My push will be back

>>24859113
She's given up and accepted she's a failure. Can't get much worse for her so why bother put in any effort.

>>24859113
>doesn't stream anymore
>last streams 2 days ago, 3 days ago
>ngmi

>>24859113
yes she became a lazy whore it's time to unsubscribe guys

>>24859113
Yes, literally like Ayame. Horns should've given it away, can't believe she was able to bamboozle us for so long.

Is Ultraman a mecha series?

>>24859478
Yes.

I should go out there and get my head in the game again, find myself a new girlfriend. Who knew being in love with a virtual anime girl would be this painful?

>>24858714
Tiring is a bit different from what I meant, there's little cushion for your joints and such when you step, so there's a lot more wear and tear on your body. There's a reason why running tracks have that special turf.

>>24859514
Godspeed!

>>24859478
ultraman is tokusatsu thank you for reading

>>24859113
>Last stream 2 days ago
>Recording after that
>Presumably 1-2 day(s) of break to rest her throat after
>She said all that during her last two streams
Not only shitposters can't read, they don't even watch streams, huh?

>>24859601
Surprise surprise

>>24857258
Golden shower.

Dogecoin investment or SC

>>24859814
If you still need to ask about it, better buy some foods.

>>24859601
shhh, don't talk logically. she well never stream again. etc etc

>>24859814
Dogecoin investment fuck SC and food

>>24859514
you can do it anon
go find a girl that gives you a heart-on and get that dick wet <3

>>24859601
You don't watch streams. She doesn't have recording until late June she said. Almost every single post saying "watch streams" is somehow completely wrong lmao.

>>24859814
Considering the owner of Twitter invested in Dogecoin, I suggest you do it too and get them money for SC.

>>24859514
Go find your own IRyS gf anon. Do it for us.

>>24859601
Fucking retarded, absolutely wrong once again from the "watch streams" team. She said she might stream yesterday and would put a schedule out today. What fucking stream did you watch?

what if... the shitposters were the "watch streams" posters all along

>>24859514
Good luck. Dating is hell.

>>24860157
Nta, but she said that she would be taking a day off yesterday and maybe on24 too. She never said she would stream yesterday, so yes, today off is to be expected.

>>24860530
That's not what's his post said at all

Did she ever actually stream even once after saying she'll "try to stream" or "might stream"?

>>24860075
I promise you I will.
I'll do it for you.

>>24860625
No

rrat her "mom" is a girlfriend

>>24860785
Yeah, me

>>24860056
That anon may be mistakensince she says that she "has things to do, things that (ugghh)" and that usually means recording. But judging by her tweet today, it just means that she went out with her mom. His point remains, her two days' rest is to be expected(since she said it herself), and the shitposter does not watch the stream.

>>24860530
It's 1am JST, it's yesterday everywhere. She said she would try stream yesterday and get a schedule up. Though everyone knows when she says those words it's never going to happen. The retard in question made it seem like she said she was resting her voice for two days, recording, then resting her voice again. All while using the "watching streams" phrasing despite pulling shit out of his ass.

>>24860817
I'll never understand the amount of semantics that goes into discussing whether or not she'll stream wtf.

>>24860817
That's a dumb take considering whenever she has recording she explicitly says so. Too many ESL watchers and posters that obviously don't understand half the shit she says and thus shouldn't even comment on it.

>>24860949
Unless you're a native English speaker you shouldn't be discussing this

>>24860615
His post only mistakenly added the "recording" part, since she said that she "had things to do". I will give you that. But his point still stands. Shitposter can't read or watch the stream. (Last stream was days ago, and she had already stated that it would most likely happen on stream.)

>>24860949
it’s just the “she’s lazy and/or hates her fans” timeloop

>>24860785
woah irys is gay!? thought she was super duper straight

>>24861093
Or she should just stop saying "she might" do this "or try" to do that when literally never happens. Just say you won't stream for two days. As soon as she said she might stream I knew 100% she wouldn't .

>>24861181
thanks for proving my point :3

>>24861111
good lets timeloop this too

>>24861219
What point? That she uses deceptive lagnuage/hollow phrases and never delivers? It's just fact.

>>24861181
why does it matter if you already know she wasn't going to stream? are you so fucking needy that you need verbal confirmation?

>>24861294
you just keep doing it

>>24861025
Yet still, his point remains. Only shitposters that doesn't watch the stream is acting surprised. All of this is to be expected.

>>24861298
Because it's essentially lying by saying you might do something and know you have intention of doing it.

>>24861111
She has a dick so it's still straight.

>>24861379
"Might" means that it is 50/50, so if she does, she does, and if she doesn't, she doesn't. It doesn't sound like a lie to me. You are just trying too hard to say that she is lying. She will only be considered a liar when she specifically says that she will stream on a specific day and just completely goes offline.

>>24861608
that anon “might” be a schizo, don’t give him any more (You)s

The nephilim "might" be stinky right now. Or she "might" not be.

>>24861608
The fact that she has said that alot and has never once delivered makes it a lie

>>24861720
The Nephilim is always in a state of smelliness

>>24861720
the nephilim is ALWAYS stinky and needs shower correction

Woman speak
Definitely: probably
probably: maybe
maybe: probably not
probably not: no
definitely not: maybe

>>24861737
are you keeping track on that like a fucking autistic retard?

>>24850923
Oh, so that's what that picture I constantly saw retweeted in my timeline was.

>>24861737
And yet, a "might" is still a "might". She never said that it would be 100% stream today and no hard promise had been made or broken. You are either extremely clingy or just a fag that tries extra hard to push his narrative. Either way, I think I have explained myself to you enough. I will stop giving you (you) now.

https://litter.catbox.moe/zxshga.png

>>24862013
It's deceptive language if you use it constantly and the might never happens. If she followed through ever "might" would actually have its intended meaning.

>>24862053
Bae looks like she's beginning to turn feral

>>24862085
"might" = "may not"

>>24862381
It loses it's meaning if it always turns into will not.

>>24862352
Nephilim sweat is an aphrodisiac so it only makes sense

CunnyRyS

>>24862435
This is like saying a random number isn't random because you have good luck streak and always land on the same number. It's still random.

One of these days might will be right. I believe in IRyS.

>>24862867

>>24862514
>IRyS comes back from the gym with her nipples outlined through her clothes and with lustful eyes

>>24862953
It's spoken word, and words can absolutely lose meaning if used improperly. The comparison makes no sense.

>>24863098
dont rape

>>24863324
How do you know it's used improperly though?

Going to take a 3-4 hours nap, enjoy the schedule for me

>>24863355
Tell that to IRyS

>>24863098
I NEED NEPHILIM!

>>24864125
I will hide her under my chef hat.

She can't be acting this whole time, right? She would have slipped by now.
There are perfectly cute women like her somewhere, but hidden in their mom's basements busy reading romance

wonder what are the chances this nephilim is a virgin

>>24865981
Low

>>24865981
High

>>24865981
zero

>>24865981
Slim to none

>>24865981
0%

>>24865981
she makes me horny so…

>>24865981
Probably a better chance than Mori since we know who she's with.

>>24865981
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I hate you guys

>>24865981
Based on statistics it's unlikely. But based on the way she acts I think it would be believable. Either way, it's pure speculation.

>>24865981

>>24865981
Forgot the goddamn picture.

>>24865981
Literally lower than her dating (Me)
t. Gosling, but even I'm not this delusional and lovestruck

>>24865981
I think there's a higher chance she is a virgin than most of HoloEn. But it's not odds I would put a lot of money on. (Regardless, I hope she's a virgin)

The seething during Tennis match vs Kanako and Takumin wasn't an act right?

>>24866365
Lol

>>24865981
I'd say high, but it isn't like it matters.

>>24866365
Why would you want a soon-to-be hag to be a virgin?

>>24866395
no way our nephilim would never lie

>>24866365
Her and the sharkie, they are most definitely virgins.

>>24866365
>than most of HoloEn
The trio gooks have higher chance.

>>24866407
because I love her

>>24866447
Kek, no way.

>>24866395
Yes, she's filled with hate for normies to the very core.

>>24866468
I don't see how that's related

>>24866468
I love her too which is why I don't care if some cunt pumped and dumped her in the past. I want her anyway. I need her.

>>24866447
Ina is happily married, you know.

>>24866477
>tako is dying
>space is a dyke
>time probably got molested and then turned into a dyke
Yes way.

>>24866531
yeah, with me

>>24866573
Ina was a popular girl in high school

>>24866468
you are just manic. I'd marry her and take care of IRyS even if she had black kid from her previous relationship

>>24866646
We don't need to hear about your cuck fetish

>>24866609
>>>/vt/wah/

>>24866646
Too far. Don't stoop that low.

>>24866468
That's very bold of you to say. Because I don't see any relation between loving someone and that someone being a virgin.

>>24866646
Thats abit too far into cuckold territory my friend. Course correct as soon as possible before its too late

>>24866646
unironically you are the reason society is failing

>>24866729
Virgins are more valuable if you want to start a long term relationship

>>24866792
anyone who would pump and dump our nephilim should be shot

>>24866828
She's just too annoying to keep a boyfriend for long

>>24866792
Sure, but again, what that has to do with love? Do you actually know what love is? What is your definition of it?

>>24866792
There's no way my status as a sexless man holds some inherent value. Or does this only hold for the female sex?

>>24866828
She deserves a happy marriage. Good thing we already have that.

>>24866861
The answer should already be obvious and has been a fact of the human race for over ten thousand years

>>24866858
You're too annoying to continue living

>>24866915

>>24866915
I wanna stick my dick in

>>24866903
Do go on. I'm interested in learning more about your philosophy.

>>24850505
kill yourself, teacuck

>>24866915
gods please stop tempting me...

>>24866659
>>24866691
>>24866741
>>24866750
>they wouldn't sacrifice their pride to be with her
I'm not a cuck. She is just perfect and cute. I don't know what could happen to outweight it. I carefully thought about it
Just imagine. You have opportunity to live with her, eat breakfasts, watch anime, talk with her about streaming, experience same things for rest of your life with this dork.
All you have to do is to accept little niglet.

>>24865981
>she was a sk8er girl
>probably hanged out with boys all the time before becoming a mmorpg addict

unlikely.

>>24867031
Kill yourself, probably a nigger yourself.

>>24866915
I don't think your leg is supposed to bend that way

>>24867031
>pig-fucking fags lecturing some other loser on the benefits of deluding yourself into believing piggy is a virgin
Ignore the IRyStocucks. They're one of the two major laughing stocks of /vt/ for a reason.

I'd rather marry an infertile girl or staying single for the rest of my life than raising a nigger.

>>24867212
IRyS, your powerlevel is showing.

>>24867212
Yes, fox, I'm sure those grapes taste terrible.

SEArystocucks...

>checks thread
>lots of posts already for an off day and no stream
>looks at ip count
carry on, thought i missed a guerilla or space

Deadcucks projecting

>>24867339
The lack of Twitter notifications should have told you everything.

>>24867391
>cuckbeats

>>24867391
The deadcuck must be the one that wants to raise a niglet

>>24867391
>piggy admiring the lineup of cock she takes on a regular basis

>>24867444
Fuck off.

It's almost impressive how consistently people bite obvious bait. Why don't you just stop replying?

>>24867566
I find it entertaining

this will never not be the funniest timeloop

>>24867566
Why don't you just stop baiting?

Ah, /ggg/, home... oh wait..

If you want to know about her boyfriend you can just ask me, geez. No need to argue

Her feet must be really stinky and tired after all this walking. I'd love to give her massage...

>>24867691
Yeah, me.

>>24867691
Does he live in a mudhut?

>>24867753
A pineapple

>>24867810
Spongebob!?

>>24867858
Yeah, me

Just because he is small and yellow doesn't mean he is Spongebob!

>>24867858
b-but she ships him with sandy... my whole world is a lie...

>ywn impregnate both IRyS and Bae in a single go

>>24868220
>anon with 2 dicks

>>24868470
He is a shark.

>Cuckbeat hours
Everytime, kek

>>24868220
You are weak sperm westoid. Low testosterone femboy that wouldn't be able to even take care of them.
I could drown them in semen
t. strong sperm eastern european

>>24868220
speak for yourself

>>24868731
Y'know, may as well leave them a present now that they are all here, the cuckbeats and the cuckbeat-pig schizo too. Let them know that they are not welcome. Until the jany-beat gets to me: "See you all next time, who needs a spoiler tag anyway?" We an't cucks like you.

>>24869184
See you again, space cowboy

>>24869184
Based, until next time

>>24869184
Based, cuckbeats had it coming.

If you stoop to their level, you are no better than they are.

>>24869291
>stoop to their level
This is the baseline for IRyStocrats.

>>24869184
Imagine thinking IRyS is single and you won some battle here.

>>24869408
imagine thinking your mom isn't a whore

I guess appearing in Bae's MC after she wakes up at 1PM is just as good as a stream...

>>24869184
Don't worry. I like getting banned for shitting on Mori. It just means not only you hurt feeling of cuckbeat, but also cuckbeat janny

>>24869016
I want policeRyS to pull me over and instead of giving me a ticket to pay for my crimes she jerks me off as payment...

>>24869184
Ignorance truly is bliss.
But now I know the lore and I can't go back.

>>24869184
Bless

>>24869572
cuckbeats were called cuckbeats even before this yab

>>24869184
My man....god speed

>>24869184
You really showed them champ!

>>24869184
Fuck nigga! She's a Karen???

>>24869571
>police officeRyS milking you for her morning coffee as part of your community service

>>24869638
there is no other fitting name

>>24869638
explains a lot

>>24869638
Same reaction I had when I found out her name was Karen.

Ho, the cuckbeat janny is mad now.

>>24869603
Funny enough, even before this yab, I never took the Mori yab seriously. Like the things with Bubi, sure, she did stab Hololivein the back by siding with him, but I never believed that she dated him. And the "lean" thing, to me, is just a meme, no more, no less, but now..... eh. Look back when the first yab happened and the deadbeats hijacked 3 of our threads to force their unity on us, and now with their schizo constantly shitting here. I don't feel sorry for them anymore.

>completly wiped everything

> based anon got banned for us
Thank you

SEE YOU AGAIN, SPACE COWBOY

>>24869656
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>24869948
he will be back in exactly 30sec

kek, at first I thought that thread got nuked because of that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68

https://youtu.be/Yxxet5OL-vU?t=106
Mori lying to her fans and cucking them at the same time

free ban day :D
https://youtu.be/r6cIKA1SWI8

>>24870406
cute

lol, I leave for 50 minutes and the monkey loses his marbles and starts throwing his shit at the zookeepers
what a sad IRyStocuck

please tell me that's a random girl...
... i hate you guys so much

the nephilim... is a girly girl...?

bring in some more bans

>>24870667
Piggums is 100% sow.

>>24870667
it's almost as if you've never watched any of her zatsus

>>24870667

>>24870616
it is a random girl in the thumbnail

Aww, the cucksare mad, lol. Just got back from drinking your oshi's boyfriend's semen i see. Your constant presence here says enough. Keep on seeing and replying to every post you see, like you always do, pathetic cuck

>>24870616
Go outside sometimes

The ban-evading monkey needs correction.

>>24870955
I want IRyS

>>24870890
Cuckbeat hours, same old same old.

>>24870955
make me :^)

>>24871008
piggy just wants food and cock

>>24871116
that I can provide...

>>24871187
not ugly monkey cock, sorry

>>24871205
at least I have one, tranny

>>24871262
that little brown nub would just make IRyS giggle

>>24871262
>reply to the cuckbeat-schizo
You are wasting your time there, ol'champ. He is mad right now. You know it when the faggot replies nonstop. Lol, just sit back and watch the rabies dog barking.

Hope in a teacup

>>24858039
Her mom girlfriend, female, she's a lesbian is taking good care of her.

>>24872756
It is okay, we already know that you are a faggot trannie cuck who was never loved by your Mom and can't process the idea that people do spend time with their Mom.

>>24872756
no

>>24872876
Weird that her "mom" unceremoniously appeared huh. Where was she when her grandmother needed looking after? Almost like her mom was never in Japan but she needed a someone to say she was spending time with.

>>24872876
Don't respond to low effort Schizo Bait.

>>24871112
IRyStobros...
Who is more seiso?

>>24873219
vtubers should be banned from saying the seiso word

>>24873284
I agree it's reserved to IRyS

>>24872876
Very convenient of her mom to fly to virtual japan just to hang out with her, but it's more likely it's her lesbian lover.

>>24871112
>tulsi
This person isn't japanese.

>>24873344
It's code for her GF. Almost zero mention of her mom outside of a couple childhood stories for like 8 months, then all of a sudden out of the blue "went to yakiniku with my mom" "went shopping with my mom" without ever having any previous mention of her being there. Just replace mom with GF and it makes more sense.

>>24865981
100% if it doesn't count between girls
0% if it counts

>>24873574
Really also opens your brains- anons are always afraid of males 'cucking' them, but that blinds them to the possibility of sudden lesbian sex.

>>24873284
the idol revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for vtubing

So now we've decided we're getting cucked by a girl?

>>24873720
She's slipped before way back in the beginning too that no one really latched on to. Talking about "we" when doing things like shopping and eating etc. Who is the we?

>Wakeup 200+ posts
>All of them garbage and filled with doxx
Why did Mori do now for all the deflection?

>>24873822
Stop being a faggot and link the twitter if you're going to being up that rrat.

>>24873874
The few times she's had maintenance and pest control come to her apartment when streaming, she never gets up to let them in. Who let them in? If you're not home they let themselves in but if someone is there they wait to be invited in so as not to intrude on the tenants privacy.

>>24874055
I accidentally'd that...Oh well. I didn't think i'd have to make another thread so soon

>>24874055
Look for this post on warosu
24869184

>>24874074
You mean her tongue in cheek statement that sounded super serious. All you need to do is watch her flirt with women to know that tweet means nothing.

>>24874121
>>24869184

maybe walking 6+ miles knocked her out early enough to kinda normalize her sleep schedule

>>24874420
It could, but she would just go back to normal in like a week.

>>24874420
I expertly sniped her in the head with my nerf rifle as soon as she walked in the house. It knocked her tired ass out. I carried her to bed to rest. After a lazy HJ ofc

>>24873822
I'll concede she's probably bisexual.

>>24865981
0% stop being delusional holy shit.

>>24866608
There's rrats and then there's outright lies.

>>24866468
How can you say you love her if you won't clean up chadichi's sloppy seconds?

>>24874074
What's interesting with that twitter post is one of the people she replied to is one of the ones rumored to be dating her. Another interesting fact is that person ha a history on 4chan, as well as a history with other utaites/vtubers. It's pretty likely she browses /vt/ and probably this thread as well. I mean after all she's good friends with IRyS and maybe even in a relationship with her, why wouldn't she keep tabs on this thread. She may have even posted that picture earlier.

>>24874867
Hi Karen

>>24874867
Anyone can get that picture off twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URR_Nv-6MZs
>mentioned Mixed Nuts during last karaoke
>forgot about Kigeki
IRyS please.

>>24874867
What else did the voices in your head say?

>>24865981
pretty low

>>24865981
she's a virgin

>>24873700
IRyS is super duper straight.

>>24874867
>believing in rrats on 4chans about relationships
sorry, I'd only believe something if they got an IG post like certain oshi of the cuckbeats

>>24876778
>>24876778
>>24876778
Douzo~