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I love Ina!
I love you Gura!
I love Ame so much, bros.
I love Reine!!!
>>2483586Moona's Moona...
https://youtu.be/DWgqAKP37tU
>>2483586>hololive global>doesn't post hololive globessugoi
MORI LOVE!
>>2483597>>2483611>>2483624>>2483642>>2483664EN love!
>Your Oshi>5 catchphrases a talking doll of her would say when you'd squeeze the tummy
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRbKF4l1YzIPngmPmMyWj53GG30_Y1GRyThis is the playlist for almost all the songs from AZKi's recent event. I recommend you check it out, even as simple BGM. Who knows what you might find?Some of the AMVs are also nice, so that's another reason to check it out
Masturbate to sekkushi purinsessu!1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHtlf0dygPMif this can come back from the holocaust then anything can come backHOPES AND DREAMS FRIENDS
>>2483586good job moona
Kiara said today that she only makes content that she herself would enjoy watching. That's one of the things I love about her.
>>2483586I want to drag the /x/ out of Ame in her upcoming Q&A. What should I ask her?
>>2483597I love Ina too!
>>2483701FRIEND ACE COMBAT 5 PLEASE
>>2483660Get a load of THESE globes
The ONE PERSON that's going to have a Diablo Arc is going to be chicken.The world sure works in mysterious ways.
>>2483688>Reine>Stop surveyposting so early, infidel
Nene's mama is pretty based.
>mfw my oshi said she's doesn't want to collab with anyone outside of Hololivefeels good being a teachad
>>2483701Wonder where the backup came from
rrats?
Where are the EN streams!?
there are people who unironically believe that youtube has secret advanced "spam" and "bot" detection software that runs after a stream ends and identifies individual clients' likes and views and removes them one by one, updating the count in real time. at the same time, youtube can't even reliably copy live stream video from one data center to another.
Should >we unironically go back to /jp/?
>>2483597私もいなが大好き!
ChumCHADs are not pedophiles
SHE DID IT
>>2483619>IT'S ACTUALLY REALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHtlf0dygPMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHtlf0dygPMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHtlf0dygPM
spherical cat
>>2483688InaWAH.Ina ina ina! I'll bonk you.It's tako time.Come and drink of my orange milk
>>2483719la la ion...la la ion...
>>2483731that's CHERDS to you, bozo
>>2483727He likes Korosan because he's based
>>2483706That...explains a lot. Like why she sings mostly idol stuff and uses chicken voice over her natural one.
Before I leave this place I just want to say I fucking love Kiara Takanashi, my beautiful amazing Phoenix Wife! KIARA LOVE!
>>2483684
>>2483719Not surprising. She's a satanic whore who won't pay her church fees plus tip.
>>2483730Lead the way, anon.
>>2483731What about the cherds and nads?
/hlg/ is better than us
>Mori uses Old SpiceHow do deadbeats cope with the fact that their oshi smells like a man?
perfect
>>2483724I used to want Ina to collab with Magnet since Magnet had a crippling tentacle fetish but..
>>2483744This is nad territory
Watching Miyabi playing Breath of the Wild for 6 hours basically and it's currently 5 A.M. in the morning for him and he's basically lost control of his life but he's actually pretty hilarious traversing the lands and trying not to get his shit slapped.While Moona is having a stream in a few minutes but it looks to be in full indonesian so for those of you who've done your Indo reps then have fun.So friends, where we at?
inanis
my chicken wife
>>2483722>covers up Nene's Nenes in her original outfit since she thought that it wouldn't fit her>compensates by making the next outfit outstanding
Ina is ____
>>2483730No, Nyanners. Eat some more dicks.
>>2483730Sure, make a thread there and >we will all migrate
>>2483763By watching the streams and knowing that she specifically she used to use it, as in past-tense.
>>2483754Weird, I feel like someones missing but I just cant think of who...
>>2483770ow my nads
>>2483763What does Old Spice smell like?
>>2483718more please
>>2483755t. Jesus
sorry teamates no schedule until gura wakes up
>>2483730You go first and I'll catch up later.
>>2483718
>>2483753Chicken.
>>2483724Just wait when he is allowed to collab with holos.
>>2483788
>>2483772I'm surprised about Miyabi. Kept him on for a while and it's actually been pretty good. Nothing outstanding but it feels like I'm just watching a bro be shit at games which is something I didn't even feel with Astel or Aruran.
>great thread with Kanatan/Kiara>derailed for half an hour>enough retardation was generated to revive the Subaru Sufferkino streamsNaruhodo to the Ne, I think I understand how this works now
>>2483729Youtube DOES have spam-detection software, it's just extremely shit.
>>2483763>she uses old spiceGreat, now I just love her more.
>>2483776milking her squishy hair things every night before bed!
Ame would be unbelievably beautiful in a wedding dress.
Gura calling me a chad was the confidence boost I needed
>>2483783No one is missing
Your oshi is dumb and will spend the money she has earned quicker than it takes you to premature ejac!
>>2483772Right here Ayamefriend! with Moona
>>2483763Most perfumes make me want to vomit so I'm okay with it
REMINDERMost popular JP Holo : PekoraMost popular EN Holo : Gura>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpgZvYcEABwsorry KFP. but muh superchat doesnt count on youtube, try twitch
>>2483786I regret nothing.
Waiting for their collab so badly bros...
Moona starting https://youtu.be/3bjDSg50spc
I will now give a list of holos I have never watched>Gawr Gura>Amelia Watson>Mori Calliope>Kiara Takanashi>Aqua>MarineThe reason? Idk I just don’t like them.
Poor Miyabi probably can’t understand most of his chat
>>2483811everything about the site is broken. there's no secret super special shit going on. the absolute state of susan's web site is on full display.
>>2483772Right here!
For all the doom posting fags out there, why the hell do you think Vshoujo who's community is magnitudes smaller than hololives would cause any actual change that could alienate the original fanbase? Outside of Melody none of them make even a fraction of what most of the holos make in donations so it's not like there would be any monetary reason for them to change either.
>There are people concernfagging Miyabiwhat the fuck
>>2481330Wasn't that the bloody chicken ritual circle with brown smudges on the walls?
>>2483826Gura is spending her money grooming Ame on discord like your average discord staff member
Moona isn't my oshi but I want her to crush my balls with her satellite sized ass
>>2483586not even 1 hour into my first day of sawm and moona's moonas already tempting me. astaghfirullah...
>>2483798Saving this for when the inevitable happens.
Am I allowed to hope?
>>2483846leave it in the last thread, nigger, I don't care
>>2483832when was kiara mentioned?
>>2483730Yes and there should only be 1 thread. /vt/ was a mistake.
>>2483838Plus I’ve never seen EN in my recommendations ever.
>>2483736> ToT
>>2483846>Dragging this shit into the next threadBased.
i miss her...
>>2483763by masturbating to an open stick of old spice
Thoughts?
Hololive EN, speaks Indonesian. What does this mean?
>>2483826I hope she remembered to pay taxes!
If a different holo sexually propositioned you, would you cheat on your oshi?
>>2483568>>2483533>>2483499I feel like most deadbeats hate Clero except for dadfags and those like them, they just can't express it because ironically "no infighting" is one of the only rules for the most infighting EN fanbase. Mori's indie mentality is giving her too much faith in the deadbeats, which will lead to trouble, since Clero is practically begging for the Lyger position, and that flip seems egotistical enough to have a fit when he gets denied of it.
>>2483832rent free niggergo back
>>2483861Who is this?
>>2483838cringe
>>2483775phoenix
Does Miyabi even understand his chat?
Why does Iofi look so smug?
Please don't reply to the vshojo faggot
>>2483884She's kinda cute I guess.
>>2483838Ina..
>>2483805Yeah Miyabi's really the middle of the road chill as fuck gamer guy. Pretty much the Okayu of Holostars. He's just a wife (male) that loves playing video games, cracks an occasional joke or two that really land or don't and probably the most bro of the roster. He still lost control of his life like what even compelled him to play BoTW for this long, at this time?
>>2483894My Holowife.
>>2483858Her tits are gonna knock over that fucking camera, just watch.
>>2483902Barely
YOUR OSHI WILL COLLAB WITH ID
I love this retarded chicken like you wouldn’t believe!I miss this ritualposter. Did they die? Are they ogey?
>>2483836The gif in the top right...
>>2483729Don't you know? Youtube has advanced machine learning algorithms that can identify new accounts which do nothing more than subscribe to a channel.At the same time, these algorithms handily ignore new accounts spamming large quantities of the same repeated text over and over again in a channel for months, to the point that despite being aware of the problem, they do absolutely nothing to remedy the situation and the channel owner must turn members-only mode on.
>>2483861You're allowed to, but I wouldn't recommend it.
>>2483915My dick is ready.
>>2483724>mfw when my oshi said the only vtubers she watches were Hololive (clips)
I know it may be controversial but I'm a teamate
>>2483724Your oshi doesn't wanna collab with anyone it seems.
>>2483880Please stop posting this anon. It makes it harder to cope with her absence.
So many dogfuckers tf
>>2483917it's weird how shark loli has so many subs while sword loli doesn't
>>2483932t.ako
>oshi reads my non-superchat messages>it's always the ones where I just post a meaningless question or a slight complaint>never the ones that I actually want her to read
>>2483736Nothing will beat the honest-to-fucking-goodness "YOSHA" that came out of her when she finally beat Sans.
>>2483920probably a different kiara poster. i've switched my posting around over time.
>>2483884I wanna pinch her cheeks and make her squeal
>>2483801The greedy grinner WILL fuck your oshi.But only after Mr.Slime is done with her.
>>2483941>sword loli>lolihaha
rrats?https://youtu.be/xkC41apMaQ4
>>2483932NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>2483893Would it even be cheating? Your oshi doesn't know you exist, so I doubt she knows/cares that she's your oshi.
>Subaru Undertale backWhat else will return one day? Hopes, thoughts?
>>2483934based desusolo streamers > collab hounds
>>2483895>for the most infighting EN fanbaseare you talking about the whole group or just this place? I'm getting mixed signals
Based meidos
>>2483893>Oshi is Coco>If Haachama offered sex would I cheat?100000% especially since my oshi isn't fucking me
>>2483902Must suck for the Homos really. Can't even understand their 90% EOP chat at this point.
>>2483730Yes
Damn I should thank Ame for introducing me to Guga. These videos are pretty good.
Is Ame streaming today?
>>2483941indo nerf stronk pls undastand
>>2483880>>2483935Cheer up deadbeats, we have a great week ahead of us!
>>2483731Why are serbs like this?
>>2483718You call those globes?
>>2483724>pikame collab neverhonestly nothing to feel good about. you've been memed by local autists.
>>2483751Also why she refuses to do ASMR
>>2483960A bunch of Koro-san stuff
>>2483925man that's pretty fucking weird. sounds like a nice cheap job for a tokenizer and a bloom filter. oh well.
>>2483893Yes, but I would take my meds first just incase she disappears.
>>2483801Mr Green WILL have ROUGH SEX with your PRECIOUS PEKO for MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
>>2483920things change, you need to strive for something new instead of stagnating
Quick reminder to stay cool
>>2483964yes
I do not care about off-topic retards.I do not care about baitfags.The only thing I care about is what my Dual Monarchs, heads of the Doppelmonarchie, The Phoeno-Takarian Empire wants me to care about.And apparently, what they want me to care about is CATS (2019).
Someone post the gif of ID gen 1 dancing from the corner of Moona’s stream?
>>2483826My Oshi is not Kiara
>>2483861Building a desk is exhausting work+muh tummy, pls understand. Sleeping all day and then prepping your stream 2 minutes before going live is also taxing on the mind.
>>2483706Based, but it's a shame she has such shit taste.
>>2483984Man...
>>2483763That's kind of cute actually
>>2483902Maybe only semi-related but one time I complimented Luna's whistling saying she was getting better at it and she read it in english and thought I was talking about something completely differentAnd it segued into very passionate tangent about avocado burgers in broken englishAnd it was absolutely fucking great
>>2484000Wrong one
>>2483893>cheat on your oshiJust what kind of relationship do you think they have with their viewers?
>>2483960Hitomi Chris
Kiara I know you're reading this, but please change to software encoder
>>2483973something about his face and voice makes me want to swallow a grenade and pull the pin with my tonguesteaks look good though
>>2483884Very cool coat
>>2483706I love that about her but I also think that might be a legitimate problem she has. She is frustratingly stubborn about trying new things because she assumes she won't like them. Be it food, music, or games, we are lucky if she so much as tries something to entertain the possibility she may like it. This is the one thing I have the most doubts she will ever improve upon and it may end up making me, at the very least, less likely to keep on fervently following her
>>2483706kinda dumb when you compare it to the other 4 who went outside of their comfort zone to do something their fans wanted and actually wound up enjoying it enough to want to do it more but I don't watch the chicken anyway so she's free to do whatever she wants
>>2483884I think I'm in love with her.
>>2483895>I feel like most deadbeats hate Clero except for dadfags and those like themAt this point I think the vast majority of deadbeats are dadfags from what I've seen on r*ddit and youtube. Thank fucking god this place exists that appreciates Mori's femininity and need to be bred.
>>2483987Pikame collabed with Blue Ame, does that count?
>>248389590% outside of here have no strong feelings whatsoever. Maybe among the more dedicated higher tier members.
>>2483892>Gura's deadline coming up was taxes
I can't wait anymore for HoloES bros.
>>2483977Probably later tonight
>>2483893My oshi actively pushes me to find happiness in life! She'd probably tell me to go for it as long as I filmed it for her
>>2483920I'm still here, just kinda realized that I was spending too much time here and took some time off. Decided not to start again when I came back since I was here literally all fucking day just to post it every thread.
Sorry guys but Gura won't be coming back from her days off.
TENSHI EATING A CORNDOG
JP reps? Maybe next year. I'll spend the rest of this year preparing a studying plan, so it's not like I'm just sitting doing nothing.
>>2483998Sure thing rrad rrat
Play APEX oniichan
>>2483893I most likely won’t end up with my oshi so I’d say it depends on the holo and only if it resulted in marriage or at least a romantic relationship not entirely built upon sex, I don’t like the idea of one night stands. Call me a virgin or purefag if you want.
>>2484023Watamage calm down. You're out of mana after using so much on Kanata.
>>2483801That guy is FUCKED
is this real?
>>2483986I like these ones
>iofi and moona are awake to eat their pre-meal>risu still drooling her pillowthe rrats are true
>>2483763So you're telling me that once the Mori dakimakura comes in, I spray it with old spice for the authentic reaper experience? Got it.
>>2483861Hope... is comforting
>>2483893My oshi and I are strictly against cheating, so I would decline
>>2483941it's the voice and indo nerf.
>>2483730Reminder that the last Hololive Global thread on /jp/ that wasn't deleted was about an entire month ago.
Moona literally having a gif of gen one moving in a format that originated on 4chan.org and no one giving a fuck because they’re too busy talking about EN.....Why?
>>2484005She's just like me, now I love her even more.
>>2484051Understandable, thank you for your service to our boss
>>2484039Too believable.
>>2484060She's just like me
>>2484039You either don't have income or aren't American
>>2483801I actually wouldn't mind as long as his creativity was contagious, for some reason I want kiara to do a weird one off like the archeology or carnival streams.
>>2484065is apex for ollie what minecraft is for ame?
>>2484073ORE WA
>>2483706I wonder if she spoke to Ina about this sort of thing. She said the same thing a little bit ago. Either way that's how everybody should be -- it's why despite loving stuff like MC or LoboCorp I wouldn't want the girls to continue it if they weren't enjoying themselves with it or felt it was bad streaming.
>>2484100moona is literally here, she doesn't understand much she just lurks architecture general
https://jigex.com/x8FrYSSULC
>>2484100No it didn't retard, it started on 4channel
>>2484100The meme dance blew up really fast, even Itsuno did it at some event with DMC cosplayers. It's not as big a deal as one might think, just a fun gif.
>>2484100No one cares about ID
>>2484084I thought it's obvious she is Chinese, she read Chinese characther.
>>2484100SEAniggers are asleep. Who else is gonna watch something in indog anon?
>>2483893It's not cheating if you don't consider your oshi your wife or gf
>>2483730Yes, and this board deleted as well/vt/ turned everything into shitIt would've been fine if this board wasn't advertised all over the site, not to mention twitter, discord, reddit and even fucking facebook
>>2484110She's extremely relatable, this place is /ameg/ for a reason.
>>2484100If you honestly think that anyone cares where that format came from, you're wrong.
>>2484020Can I touch your hand and keyboard?
>>2484135I will.
>>2484100No one cares about ID and their stupid language that sounds like some bad alien language in a crappy sci-fi show
po pipopipo pi po
JWU, How did the thread react to Ame's schedule?
>>2484155t. deadbeat
>>2483912Pretty sure he rarely has weekdays off so he's enjoying having the day off by streaming all night
>>2484042So will HoloES bring more spics here, or will it cause Hispachan to actually get traffic? Or both?
>>2483688Buy your talking doll merch today>Ame*hic*Nothing beats a ground pound!*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* time machine noisesC'mere Bubba! Kiss me~>GuraA!Same desu*fuhahaha*Suck my toes!It's like sharkour!>InaWAH!I don't like Russian dolls, they're so full of themselvesoya oya!Chat, are you misbehaving?Help me move my GIANT ass>KiaraKikerikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*ah ah ah ah* chicken laughGeneral Pekorin dankeschön!What's my product number? Auf wiedersehen!>Mori*GUH*It's ya boioisho! SASUGA!God I hate this
>>2483731Based
>>2484035Pika deserves better
>>2484000The Holy Cats watchalong will cause an non-reparable divide between the two faction leading to a secede quarrel.
>>2484146What is the reason?
So what actually is happening with Haachama? She said she wanted to do daily streams again, but it's been 5-6 days now.
>>2484145Are>wepretending the place is infested with newfags again, I thought we were done with that timeloop last month after people compared the numbers and saw no noticable change in post numbers comparing /jp/ /hlgg/ to /vt/ /hlgg/.
>>2483838>never watched them Idk, I just don't like them
>>2484131Still really cool to think it got so loved by people.
>>2483834I swear to god if Ame collabs with that one I would simply not watch it and still keep my membership and still be subbed to her channel. Yeah.
The subliminal messages worked. I actually want to learn Indonesian to understand my girls better.
>Muh "No one care's about ID"Why are anti-unity niggers like this? ALL IDs deserve love.
>>2484162Very poorly
>>2484000Based
>>2484135Be careful, you'll get unironically banned by the mods for racism outside /b/.
>>2484166is more likely that the spics will give actual traffic in hispachan and one of them dumpsterdives this place from time to time
>>2484191It's a beautiful language and doesn't sound like caveman speak at all!
>>2484168Give me all of themI would abuse Mori's for the GUH and Ame's for the HIC
>>2484151Oh right sorry I forgot, /v/ is reddit... I didn’t do my reps...
I can't believe Ame is dead...She was so young...
>>2483731Falseflagger, trying to bait "yes, they are pedo' responses.
>>2484169>hisYAB
>>2484074What about these?
>>2484162Schedule?
>>2484058KANATA NO YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT'S BEEN
>>2484201>banned for racismis and always has been code for>shut the fuck up retard, your posts are shit and I want more than a warn
>>2484000
>>2484000Kinda annoying they are directly ripping off Anya's only good stream.
>>2484201Ok anon i'll be careful. Thank you for warning me.
>>2484124To be fair, it's a great thread
>>2484193Not Ollie or Iofi
>>2484193>anti ID>"we should go back to /jp/">all those post angry at JP op in different threadsits a combination of dogfuckers and SEAniggers
>tfw another karaoke this weekI fucking love Gura, she really spoils her membershrimps!>>2483832Disregarding the rest of your shitpost, that duet was pretty great. I'd never think Gura and Pekora's voices can go so well together.
>>2484236Iofi does, take that back.
>>2484168Perfect
>>2484193SS Risu - /ourgirl/S - Moona, OllieA - Anya, iofiB - Reine
>>2484236Especially Ollie and Iofi&FTFY
>>2484112If they're classified as contractors, Gura has to pay Q1 2021 estimated tax by April 15.
>>2483983Minus APEX I agree!
Ame please just schedule a stream so I know if I can go to sleep onegai
>>2484234>not the fucking incredible love advice stream, but the fucking CATS watchalongYour taste is strange, anon.
>>2484236Iofi deserves love for being Sora's first friend as well as giving us Pochi as a mama, fuck you.
>>2484039May 17th
>>2484259SS Risu, Moona, Ollie, Anya 1M Soon, Iofi, RieneSAB
>>2484193I don't really care about them.
_______________ha HA
>>2483941One ID per generation is doomed to be the designated lofi anon.
>>2484226Jesas
>>2483730Only if>/vt/ is deleted>things go back to the way things were before December (no split threads, except maybe a drawfag thread)>actual moderation
>>2484178I don't know but inside of me I feel like she's just not into it anymoreI hope I'm wrong, it hurts
>>2484180That's some bullshit. Just because you don't see a significant bump in post count in literal dead hours doesn't mean there aren't retarded newfags here
DO NOT POST IT
I tuned into Moona's stream at this hour mainly to support them while I cleaned up during dead hours but jesas that DMC5 meme they have over their chat is killing me. Well played.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubrV6yBw9qo
New to Hololive. Are there any English speaking Holos who are gun owners? I am only attracted to women who take personal protection seriously.
>>2484236Lofi is kinda boring but she didn't do anything wrong other than that one time when she lied about a previous tweet and tried to hide it by deleting itOn the plus side she's been very helpful to many other girls Ollie can fuck off though yes
>>2484291It was comparing the post counts of months and months of data, not just one day
>>2484289>>2484178t. Retards
>>2483586why byakuren op?gb2/jp/
>>2484301K**pa...
>>2484293FUCK YOU AND FUCK TEAMATESHERE'S WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVEhttps://streamable.com/ee6s9j
>>2484236You don't have to watch or like Iofi but you can't deny she's been one of the more influential Holos. She's a networking queen.
>>2484301No, only airsoft sadly.(and those are the men lmao)
>>2483586BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>2484236>Not Ollie or IofiIncluding Ollie and Iofi anon
>>2484293
>>2484227t. SEAnigger.
From yesterday thread
>>2484271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Vmzv6qUJk Hololive JP please just be Sora's friend it's not that hard
>>2484293https://files.catbox.moe/hhg4zb.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/u0o0fm.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/kcdaoi.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/qh1ifi.mp4https://streamable.com/s8d0lihttps://files.catbox.moe/eswg8f.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/6xsh2g.webmhttps://streamable.com/ojxk4ohttps://streamable.com/d1ymj9https://streamable.com/244h6ihttps://streamable.com/qwaf7jhttps://streamable.com/2gywq3https://streamable.com/2tefb9https://files.catbox.moe/l1f4p5.webm
>>2484309Why?
>>2484304send it all as one $30 message and she MIGHT read it
>>2484294I wonder whose idea it wasI feel like it had to be Risu's
>>2484329Wrong ID
>>2484293https://streamable.com/f8aj90Why did she do it bros?
>>2484346The fucking concert
>>2484301Didn't Gura say she owned a gun?But the real answer is Koopa
>>2484276See >>2484264I doubt Cover is classifying them as employees since they don't even do that for HoloJPs if the health insurance situation rrat is accurate.
>>2484282Sha-ha-ha-hark
>>2484306Pochi becoming a holomama was all due to Iofi
>>2484319I can’t believe she didn’t get graduated
>>2484342Fucking americans and their jew tendencies I swear
>>2484346She and her entire Gen are literally preparing for a concert this month. Why do people keep forgetting this? They're all busy
>>2483742Did Botan actually enjoy it? She seemed confused since everything was in English but I didn't atch the whole thing
>>2484293Post What? I Love Cats Though
>>2484360What does the concert have to do with whether or not she's got the drive to stream anymore?
>>2484301The Holos are anti gun.
>>2484166Both.Spics that can watch EN will keep arriving but arguably is hard to imagine one getting introduced to Hololive through ES.If the ES branch inclines drastically Hispachan will get a surge of posters, but not before them getting exiled from here by getting called ESL.
Vshoujo is fundamentally different from the doomposting that was surrounding HoloEN. The talents that vshoujo have are established personalities who were basically twitch thots with anime avatars, HoloEN were all scouted personally by a Japanese company and thus it wasn't surprising that they'd somehow similar to their Japanese counterparts without being reductive. Mixing vshoujo and HoloEN would be like mixing oil and water and would severely impact hololive's image.
Okayu I love you so goddamn much. holy fuck.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>2484342Shion is laughing at penises again...
>>2484308So? Same shitThe threads have become worse than /hlg/ at this pointWe even had vshojo shills in a fucking hololive thread
>>2484385Stop...
Jesus Christ Susan fix your site
>>2483727Dog supports dog.
>>2484395Shut the fuck up and go back to your thread nigger
>>2484342Wonderful
>>2484372>managed to close the image before the sound started upYou are evil for turning that into a soundpost
>>2484345>Last members stream she said Anemori wasn't there/had the day off>Ends up bringing her out anyway going "HERE SHE COMES" and did a duetThat was a hell of a first time watching a members stream live
>>2484245GURA HATE
>>2483727since korone is 50 years oldshien is her son
>>2484409I'm stick of people posting this. Refresh the page since that type of thing is a bug with the tracker you're using.
>>2484379All the others still stream
>>2484342Im glad my dick only has weird white spots around the head which look like a weird infection at first but its harmless and literally ripped for pleasure
>>2484395go back
I will now list all HoloID members based on how many times they have had sex with Moona.6 - Ollie (Moona won't fuck her)5 - Anya (No proof of Moona sex)4 - Risu (Probably fucked, they talk a lot about nuts together)3 - Reine (Fuck often, Reine masturbates every time she thinks of Moona)2 - Iofi (They fuck every night, they are fucking right now)1 - Moona
>>2484366>>2484301gura has not said unambiguously that she owns a gun, but has only talked about carrying one around.
>>2484437Polyps are natural.
>>2484427>GURA LOVEftfy
Lemons...
>>2484453Does this mean Moona's fucked Moona the most?
>>2484422WE ALL MUST MAKE THE PILGRIMAGE EVENTUALLY. You cannot truly be thankful for what we have without completing it in its entirety. Just a single full run-through will cleanse your mind of any and all doomposts as you realize that we live in the brightest timeline.
>>2484432He’s the one the government took away? Her genes run strong
>>2483956he looks more comfy than ogey
>>2484395As opposed to Hololive, Westernfags are unironically cancer. Hololive just got lucky with the current ENs but they can't keep winning the lottery forever.
>>2484016I want an actual introspection from him/you as to why he tried so hard to push his shitty general thread.
>>2484472I'm jealous
https://jigex.com/DwCh
I have come to report that the Cafe Latte flavor of Premier Protein is actually pretty good in terms of protein shake. It's still a bit overly sweet but if you just add a pinch of instant espresso (I use AGF Blendy) it evens out into a pretty fantastic morning boost. Highly recommend since it's one of the few protein shakes I've tried that doesn't taste like plain sugared chalk.Also do you reps also pregnant matsuri file got corrupted cause I forgot to save and my program crashed (thank you 3 guys in russia who make this app.)
If Kiara and Gura debut'd as the other's model, would "Gura" and "Kiara" still be your Oshi or would the fanbases currently be switched?
>>2484342hey I'm in that image!
>>2484342Thanks anon I missed this goldThank god the only dick problems I have is that a patch of skin on my head is really bumpy.
>>2484293https://files.catbox.moe/h2i4to.webm
>>2483943t. deadbeat
>>2484464Ame's got some big melons, if you understand what I'm saying...
Coco's horns = blowjob handles??
>>2484479KFPtrash were annoying that day
>>2484454Honestly, I doubt she owns a gun herself, most likely somebody in her family does and she got to handle it one time. She doesn't even know what a revolver is called, and calls it a "cowboy gun".
>>2484333left side right side
>>2483983dunno man, the schedule looks really nice but the entire Ollie situation left me feeling underwhelmedMori is like the worst enemy of her own hype sometimes
>>2483724I hope Pika and Ina never collab. I used to be okay with it but I can't get over how ugly she looks now.
>>2484453But the question is how big moona's dick?
>>2484481I wouldn't be able to tolerate Kiara trying to pull off a loli character. I'm sure she'd like that though
>>2484500Yeah but I'd have thought that after spamming so hard you forgot to remove the (You) cross-threading it would have been too embarrassing to continue. Why do serbs have no shame?
>>2484513No reason to call a revolver anything else anyways, they are all meme guns
>>2484513there's a huge range of firearms knowledge between your average /k/ommando and your average american civilian gun owner. it's very hard to conclude anything from what she has said on stream.
>>2484517Its one apex stream you weak bitch.
>>2484517Oh come on, their last collab was pretty fun!Though I also have to admit I expected something different from a "surprise" collab...
>>2484293Komodo Dragon when?
>>2484497No they're motorcycle handles
>>2484178She's probably trying to figure out what to do with the rest of her life. Vtubing is a great gig but she might want to pursue other interests or get a degree in something. She can't do this forever.
Based on last week, Ame will post the schedule in 3 hours and stream in 6 hours. Take as nap if you need to.
>>2484379Fubuki and Aki literally had an off-collab with Coco today.
>>2484236ESPESCIALLY OLLIE DESERVES LOVE
>>2484541nature is so hardcore
>>2484517Did I miss something or are you seriously bitching about mori collabing with ollie when their last one was one of the best EN has done?
>>2484541Damn nature is brutal
What's the English word for sahur?
>>2484553ogey
>>2484134>The only non-mudslime ID is a chinkJesus Christ, that country is fucking cursed
>>2484533>>2484531True, but I mean, come on, even kids know what a revolver is...
>>2484342Hey I made it into a compilation, sugoi.
>>2484379Anon Aki and Ina are having a collab next week.
>>2484342my declaration that I'm circumcised is now history, thanks
>>2484537>>2484566listen, it's like >>2484540 saidI came to terms with Ollie yoinking a collab slot ever since Mori first talked about it, but her suddenly remarking about 'surprise collab' 20 mins before releasing the schedule and Ollie not having it on hers made me anticipate something actually unexpected (like MorIna or even the silly Towa thing)
>>2484566>their last one was one of the best EN has doneIt was good, but it was not THAT good.EN and Mori by extension have many kino collabs.
>>2484527why would I be embarrassed? I don't care.....
>>2484527SEAniggers of yuros
>>2484579my grandma owned one. she had no recall of the name and just called it her "magnum" (although she loaded it with .38, but i digress). she would agree if you told her it was a revolver, however.
>>2484553Anon... Ame graduated last month. You've been in a coma...
>>2484406You're free to go back if you're so retarded that you take baitfags as worthwhile
https://jigex.com/qZDSdissidia
>>2484594You didn't care so hard you kept going the entire thread and melted down when I called you the SEAniggers of Europe.
>>2484566god I fucking love recency bias so fucking much
>>24845411 bite bitchpretty brutal ngl
>>2484517>the entire Ollie situation left me feeling underwhelmedGenuine question, why the fuck do you let anything said here affect how you feel IRL? Who gives a shit that 6 fucking schizos have a hate boner for Ollie. Mori and probably Ame/Reine is going to have fun and it's going to be a good stream, that's unironically all that matters and this applies to everything else as well.And if you were one of the niggers dooming you need to take your fucking meds and do your reps.
>>2484481it was gura's voice and speaking patterns that drew me in so she would probably still be my oshi but i cannot imagine what a kiara model that sounds like gura would feel like
>>2484293https://files.catbox.moe/a5m7oa.png
>>2484596>Literally in the southeast of Europe Wait a minute you might be on to something.
>>2484517desu I care even less about the Kiara collab than I do about Olliepex because at least I find Ollie tolerable
>>2484609Well yeah you struck a nerve compare us to chocoballs but not SEAfaggots
>>2484517I will never understand how autist retard brain works. Collabing with Ollie is literally guaranteed kino, and you faggots keep doom post about it.
>>2484477Says a westernfag.
>>2484483Damascus, what's a decent grinder to use nowadays? I mostly use high altitude beans from mexico and central america
: D
>>2484610>Recency bias>The mori and ollie phasmo collab was two and a half months ago????
>>2484540My biggest worry is that Mori will be playing a competitive multiplayer game online. Mori already gets super guilty when she thinks she's dragging down others in normal multiplayer games. With a genre she's barely touched I worry half the collab is just gonna be her resorting to "Haha I'm so bad at video games"
>>2484553Ame... I haven't heard that name in years.
>>2484626t. SEAnigger
>>2484500I still recall talking to you about varying your posting style so that your posts wouldn't be associated with the serb chumbud. Glad you followed through, but posts that have a Gura with a gun are still very telling as to who you are. Anyways, I haven't recognised you specifically when it comes to Kiara anti posts, so good job with that. Hope you enjoy Gura's streams this week serbanont. KFP
>>2484636Cute!
>>2484636I wish Ame's showed more skin but these are very cute
>>2484566>one of the best EN has doneno
>>2484636CUTE
>>2484636God I love the way Ina looks here. It's so fitting.
>>2484541>>2484563>>2484567>>2484613Context makes it more brutal: komodo dragon cripples a pregnant deer so it can't run away, rips open her womb to extract the baby, eats the baby whole, and the proceeds to tear apart the still living-and-screaming mother deer from the ass up.
>>2484629>Act like SEAniggers>Mad at being called SEAniggersThe solution is quite obvious imo. Quality posts are always the solution, though I honestly don't know why I'm bothering to type this out, considering you've never made one so far.
>>2484651I don't watch Ollie outside of collabs and when she gets loud it's downright grating but Kiara's entire shtick revolving around her ship filtered me from the onset.
>>2484603>>2484647SHUT UP.
>>2484644Yeah, I also worry about this.Still, it's nothing really serious.
>chumbuds will defend thishttps://streamable.com/5bebtt
>>2484481I cannot imagine Gura accepting Kiara's model, especially the color palette.
>>2484579She probably knows it's called a revolver but just likes to call it a cowboy gun. She's played fps games before, and revolvers are common in nearly all of them.
>>2484617>>2484630at least follow the reply chain anonchamas, it's not about Ollie being bad, it's about the sudden twitter announcement raising expectations compared to the actual payoff that was neither much of surprise, nor the most anticipated kind of Mori content (the last 'FPS bootcamp' collab she had ended up pretty average as far as Mori streams go)
>>2484666>Act like SEAniggersLike how? act like nig*ers? SureSEAniggers??? Why them? I don't remember posting any doxx in my life
>>2484647She had a packed week and you forget about her? Not a real teammate
>>2484668Takamori AWO was kino
>>2484664Ina looks great in maid dresses period
>>2484668Did you skip the Mori Kiara Way Out streams? I can understand skipping their collabs if you hate Kiara's ship bullshit but those were genuine kino, It Takes Two should be the same.
>>2484651its not even SEA hours you subhuman
>>2484691I wouldn't know, I didn't bother watching.
>>2484620They might do a model swap gag at one point.
>>2484517with ollie i have confidence that she will not do one of the yabs that this place loves to exxagerate because she doesnt want to make mori uncomfortable and vice versa, it was talked as such in one of her minecraft streams, this is also why i can count on her not including surprise members to the apex collab, outside of the flirting she treats mori different than the others
>>2484663Most predators like to eat from the asshole first because it's the easiest access to flesh without having to deal with bites from the head.
>>2484686>I don't remember posting any doxx in my life>He thinks doxxing is the only way to act like a SEAnigger
>>24846973AM in SEA just means we get the most SEAlike of SEA.
imagine hating a holo and expecting people to care about your opinion
>>2484685Cowboy Gun Ocelot (Cowboy Gun Ocelot)Cowboy Gun Ocelot.COWBOY GUN OCELOTCowboy Gun Ocelot
>>2484668>still being stuck in September 2020
>>2484626Kiara and Mori playing A Way Out was pure kino, I'd give It Takes Two a chance
>>2484566>their last one was one of the best EN has doneNo? Reine and Korone collabs were way better. Anyways I can't fucking stand APEX
>>2484707Yes almost as if management takes her aside off-stream and tells her "hey don't' do this" instead of doing a public dogeza like the japs do.
>>2484702Imagine skipping one of your oshi's best collabs rumao
>>2484722Imagine expecting people to care about your opinion, period.
>>2484707for me honestly the surprise member would be the thing that had the chance to save this from being yet another production line APEX stream, since there was potential of getting Rachie inbut Enma is anti-fun so that won't happen
>>2484733Imagine feeling obligated to watch a stream featuring someone you don't care for. Seems weird to me, making watching your oshi a chore.
>>2484617people are allowed to dislike ollie's streams and be disappointed with how mori announced it as a surprise collab
>>2484686Since you're a /vt/ newfag, serbchama, I'll spoonfeed you. Back in the lawless days of the /jp/ meido war, SEAnigs tried several times to lure anons to split threads, back when doxx would not be deleted because they were "seiyuu" photos and were posted constantly in said generals. The first tactic was to shit on a fanbase and try to bully them out of the thread. The second was to lure anons to Holo-specific generals under the guise of them being a better place to talk about your oishi.Hence, anyone promoting a split thread is a SEAnigger if the goal is to oust a fanbase.
>ollie carrying moriIt's just like holofightz
>>2484590>MorInaFellow MorIna chad...I've come to terms that this will never happen. Either that or if they do collab it'll be as infrequent as Rainforest anyways.
>>2484697It's indog hours
>>2484745No, nobody is allowed to dislike things or be disappointed. Ever. If you're not happy, you shouldn't be allowed to post. Now somebody reply to this with "this but unironically".
>>2484744Nah you're a schizo
Hey man.. Can we just SHUT THE FUCK UP and watch moona? She's giving some speach advice rn.
Are deadbeats seriously worried about Mori's Apex? She's gonna get fucking destroyed, don't worry. Stream snipers will be everywhere because its unranked. Its gonna be so bad she'll never touch the game again.
>>2484663Still not even the most metal thing about Komodo biteshttps://youtu.be/lRItvxGn9ZM
Why are deadbeats so anti unity
Shaaaaaaaark
>>2484745And they're allowed to get called retards, too, retard.Never thought I'd see a day when someone would argue for a safe place to whine without being called a retard, usually you'd think it would be people whining about why they can't like something
>>2484683>>2484745Is Kiara's tendency to overhype starting to rub off on Mori?
>>2484773>Its gonna be so bad she'll never touch the game again.I now suddenly have higher hopes.
>>2484766This but unironically
>>2484757Ayame...
I just had sex with my wife. Time to watch for EN streams to start!
>>2484773'worried' isn't really the word to be used here but I'd probably unironically enjoy another Mori/Ollie Minecraft stream more
Why are KFP so anti unity
>>2484541is this a real animal
>>2484771based
>>2484342Imagine not having a perfectly circumcized, photogenic dick.
>>2484773i will go back to this post in the case she schedules it again and is not a collab
>>2484781Speak for yourself, I love all the girls.
>likes bugs>even cockroaches>wants a pet tarantula>interested in visiting the Body Worlds exhibition and a Mutter Museum>but also one of the girliest in Hololive at the same timeGura is based. The more she reveals about herself, the more interesting she becomes, the more I love her. it also makes every stream more exciting, you never know when she drops more personal lore on you. I get the feeling teamates feel the same way about Ame.
>>2484783it's more like Mori's natural inability to use proper words outside of writing rap lyrics
>>2484784wouldn't it also be arguing for a safe place by saying people are not allowed to complain about streams
Not watching someone is not anti-unity no matter how hard you try to force your meme definition of loving every holo and consuming all of their content.Cope.
>Open Moona stream>Its all in indog>Close stream
>>2484770They are speaking Indog, about Indog problems. That is a hard pass for me dawg.
Listening to moona giving advice is soo funny kek
>>2484813Me in the back
>>2484724Alright, that one made me laugh. I haven't thought about revolver ocelot in a while.
>>2484804You tell mehttps://youtu.be/oHJuzE0k1V8
>>2484776Just die from getting eaten ass-first and you don't have to worry about that.
>>2484805You are also based.
>>2484824keep it to yourself if you can't handle not getting praised for not watching something
>>2484842>it's real
>>2484782Oh my god look at the size of that tail. You can grab it and spin her around.
>>2484824Not watching is fine unless you act like a little bitch about it which is obviously the case
>>2484824You're right, unity never meant that, there aren't enough hours in the day to watch every holo.
>>2484707>also why i can count on her not including surprise members to the apex collaIt is not like Connor is gonna be the third player.
Please stop with the horny posting I jacked off three times already. Let the little guy rest.
You know how Ame streams late on monday because its the day she posts the schedule right? This time, Mori-Ollie collab is taking her late slot with the collab, so that means she won't stream. You're welcome.
>>2484696Not him but for some reason Kiara's forced yuribaiting always sticks out in my head even though I know they have great chemistry.
So did Gura fix her sleep schedule like she was planning on?
>>2484876Who are u quoting?
>>2484850
>>2484744Imagine being this much of a faggot
>>2484824If you'd skip your oshi stream because it's a collab with someone you don't like then yes, you're anti-unity and a nigger
>>2484870no tofu guy will be
>>2484883Op pic no more horny
>>2484880How would I know?
>>2484675SHE'S HERE!
>>2484870That's unironically gonna be kino.
>>2484817She said yesterday that she has a mundane life, but I don't believe her. Just because you're not going out and doing things constantly doesn't mean your life is boring. I love that she's interested in so many things, It's so cute to hear about thinks she's learned or what she wants to learn about.
>>2484626I'll never get tired of this deadbeat loudly complaining about how much he doesn't care about Kiara
>>2484826It hurts that all the ID collabs are in Indo, at least solo indo streams like this are rare
I haven't watched Ollie in a while. Has she stopped doing the forced flirting thing during collabs?
>>2484817>gives terrible dating advice>backtracks with even worse advice for finding girlfriends>retweets UOOOOOOOOOOOH on a regular basisshe's an interesting person
>>2484916fatto catto...
>>2484916FATCATPOSTER NO, THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO BECOME OKAYU!
>>2484916the final mogu...
We spent too much energy on Kanatan, guys...There's not enough energy left for any discussion, I gave everything I had to my angelwife...I'm gonna do my reps and recover. Please do the same.
>>2484745>people are allowed to dislike ollie's streams and be disappointed with how mori announced it as a surprise collabNow where in my post did I say they weren't? I'm talking about the entir thread talking about Ollie drama and Vsh*j*. Not if you're "disappointed" at the collab announcement that was already announced on Mori's birthday stream.
>>2484919He feeds my unending hatred for deadbeatst. deadbeat
https://jigex.com/Bbiynew en outfits when?
>>2484880It takes more than just one night to fix a sleep schedule. She needs to be persistent and stick to one for at least a week, probably longer than that even.
>>2484916Mr. Koro will be sad
>>2484916Fat cat became too fat...
Love OllieLove CalliDeadbeatsLove Apex
>>2484675with my life
>>2484359Autism
>>2484919he's as tsun as Mori by this pointfuck, maybe it is Mori
>>2484888Not him but unity can suck a dick and I'd rather be a nigger than have to force myself to watch a 2+ hour stream with someone I can't stand just because a person I enjoy is in it. Take the cancerous UNO stream as the best example
>>2484916YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FATNESS
>>2484944Hate deadbeats*
I can't stop smiling every time I think of Ame, lads.
How do I cope with my oshi Chrisposting live?
>>2484922Yeah, though I'm glad ID2 mostly speak English.
>>2484950The UNO stream was also kinoMaybe you're just a fag
>>2484952no, it works better without the explicit acknowledgement
KFP shitters are on defense mode againjust accept that even deadbeats dont like kiara
>>2484944Like OllieLove MoriFuck DeadbeatsFuck APEX
https://youtu.be/QgDLdhEmCjwis mori still a shy wreck?
>>2484907Given what she's told us, it sounds like nowadays she just dumpster dives through YT recommendations.
>>2484953Let it go, anon. It's been 2 years. She's not coming back.
>>2484842>This is what I'm watching during dead hours instead of doing my reps
I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO RUN A HOTEL WITH OLLIE I WANT TO FORCE ZOOMBIE TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH ME I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT OLLIE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO PUNCH ZOOMBIE IN THE RIBS I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMBIE PISS I WANT TO BATHE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ERECT A STATUE FOR ZOOMBIE I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SHOWED WITH ZOOMBIE'S PISS I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER FOR LOOKING AT ANOTHER MAN I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE AND FART I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ENVY ZOOMBIE BABY I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CHEAT ON ZOOMBIE WITH HER OWN MOTHER AND FORCE ZOOMBIE TO WATCH I WANT TO WASH ZOOMBIES HANDS I WANT TO BUILD HER A NEW HOME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO DRIVE ME AROUND I WANT TO CROSS THE BORDER WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHOKE ME OIT WITH HER THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME A NAUGHTY BOY I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHARGE RIFLE PISS IN MY MOUTH I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME DADDY I WANT OLLIE TO BITE ME I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES SWEAT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY EARS THEN WHISPER ARA ARA I WANT TO BE CHOKED OUT BY ZOOMBIES ROTTEN THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO LIFT ME AND SLAM ME INTO THE GROUND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM WHILE PLAYING THE DRUMS I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE
>Well Lo-fi, it's been 60 minutes
>>2484953t. Gura
>>2484773Word downloading Apex now I’m probably better than Mori, my name will be Ogey
Iofi and Moona taking turns to read marshmallows so they both able to finish their pre-meal is so wholesome
>>2484919I hope you don't seriously believe it's one guy. Are you off your meds again?
@2484965Who are you even quoting dumbfuck retard
>>2484944>Love ApexWhoa whoa, slow down pal.
>>2484950Fair enough, I don't know why people are pretending to care about one person not watching a stream.
>>2484933I didn't spend enough on Kanatan.
Final confirmation that there will be no EN streams until Mori Ollie therefore I can afford to sleep now and not miss anything. Is it safe /hlgg/?
>>2484727people convinced themselves that takamori collabs were 100% flirting for some reason, A way out, the sleepover and the streams during the vacations where each was heard in the background of the other's stream were very kino, the only awkward collab I remember was the Q&A one
uwu
>>2484965>>2484988
>>2484935your post read as if the only reason people hate ollie is because of what's posted here when people can just dislike her due to her streamsi'll admit deadbeats were also at fault for hyping themselves up too much
>>2484930So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Okayu's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Okayu!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to EOP now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Mogu Mogu, Okayu!"
>>2484888OK but what if it's a Cats watchalong?
>>2484968of fucking course, it was already talked here about mori's inmense collab autism during the most recents T3 streams
>>2484830ikr. it feels off.
>>2484995Fucking sleep anon, archives will be there
>>2484975To this day I have never read this in full. Today I change that.
>>2484922This stream is for their indog viewers because it's ramadan
>>2484985Why don't they make premeal asmr instead
hey anons how do i get my horrible depression out of the way so i can enjoy chuubas again uninterrupted by intrusive thoughts
>>2484991Certain individuals get very defensive if you say you don't enjoy one on one collabs featuring their oshi.
>>2484301> Kiara alluded to being a BLM supporter > Ina is a leaf> Ame / Gura in California > Mori into JapanBotan might own a gun I guess? But even then it would only be for novelty.
>>2485003Mmmm.
>>2484962>The UNO stream was also kinoSpoken like a true delusional KFP. Neck yourself. I'm neither obligated nor forced to watch every stream my oshi (and I've started questioning myself if I even have one) puts out
>>2485003
>>2485015workout and a good and strict diet even if you hate it for a while.
>>2484968God, Mori is so fucking autistic.I LOVE HER SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2485015No idea, let me know if you figure it out.
>>2485015Unironically, meds.
>>2485007It's not the SAME DAMNIT.
>>2485015Just cheer up, dummy.
>>2485015Medication and/or therapy, along with doing reps to improve yourself (do it even if you don't want to)
>>2484969Nothing wrong with that, I do it occasionally too. As much as youtube is a massive shithole there is still loads of great content on there.
>>2485004Watching your oshi struggle through the torture that is that movie is also kino
sizable feline
Taiga Gura is sexy.
Iofi hand so fucking wierd lmaoo
>>2484950I still find it interesting that the UNO collab is seen as the worst when it was one of the most successful ones and was very well liked outside of this site
>>2484965>Ollie getting flak>Thread pivots onto Kiara hateMan, I wonder who's behind these things?
>>2485025>a true delusional KFPI'm a skeleton
Had a dream the vsinger turned out to be a guy who sings in a bathrobe and kinda looks like the blonde priest from Hellsing. He was singing piano man by Billy Joel and the holoEN girls were in a tiny reaction window in the corner of the screen like on Japanese tv.
>>2484950Kiara's baby talk and scat fetish was pretty fucking annoying so I feel you on that. I still enjoyed the stream though.>unity can suck a dickNow this is a retarded statement to make. Unity doesn't mean forcing yourself to watch streams you don't like. It means don't be a schizo when talking about the EN girls.
I like clothed Moona, she looks dignified
>>2485015channel that depression into something productive
>>2485003I buy sausage was 14 years ago...
I manage to rent out a yacht for a couple of days. What should I do with it?
>>2483983It's fine except for Apex, also I doubt her Shadowverse stream will be as entertaining as the first one.>>2484566It's not that it's Ollie, It's that it is Apex with Ollie (not Ame). MHR onegai, fuck the contrarians. Also with Mori saying it's a surprise collab, I expected something that's actually a surprise, like another Korone collab, and not something that was already discussed multiple times.That reminds me, when Mori talked about a collab with a JP member that nobody would expect on the members stream, has it still not happened yet, or was it the Rikka collab that everyone and their barber already expected?
You notice how nobody ever has this kind of meltdown if you say you're skipping a collab because Gura, Ame, or Ina are a part of it? That's because people don't skip those collabs. This is a Kiara/KFP conversation exclusively and people trying to paint it as relating to the other ENs are disingenuous.
>>2485066kfp yes
>>2484967>>2484989Yes (You) will love Apex
>>2484968it's funny that there are people cynical enough to take Mori's enthusiasm about other people as fakeand then there's Ollie who just takes it as it comes and it ends up with them both having loads of fun togetherit's cuteMio's tarot reading is ending up pretty fucking accurate for the reaper
>>2485015You don't.
>>2484632Depends on what type of coffee you drink and what your budget is. Pour over VS espresso are the only real grinder categories that exist, so whichever you make more is the one you should get a grinder for. The Baratza Encore is the everpresent "pretty good" pour over standard, Sette 30 is kinda the higher end espresso focused "pretty good" standard, and Rancilio Rocky is the "it does it all good enough" pick. I've also heard good things about the Eureka Mignon line but I've never tried them. Personally I just have a Virtuoso+ for everything but espresso, but my espresso machine has a grinder built in so I didn't need to go super fine on my standalone grinder.
>>2484880Probably not if it's been fucked for this long. She needs an external obligation to fix it quickly. I got mine fixed in 3 days in college during rowing crew training camp.
>>2485015Is it seasonal? In my case it usually happens if the seasons change (doesn't matter if the weather gets nicer) I usually just tough it out until my brain chemistry gets back to normal.
>>2485078Sail to japan and fuck your oshi
>>2484950>>2484888>niggerStop that.
>>2485000The point of the original post was that the anon was complaining about what Mori's understanding was if the word "surprise" because for normal people it doesn't mean "something both streamers have been discussing and alluding to for over a week". It took one illiterate dumbass to misunderstand is as a hate post against Ollie and everyone jumped on the bandwagon
Ame...
>>2485079It was the Rikka collab.Your boy is VERY bad with words, and I'll never take her seriously again.
>>2485078wedge it in a canal
Ame is (finally) awake.
>>2485013that actually a good idea but with reine
>CPDE-046
>>2485080This and ID collabs
>>2485080I’ve skipped every single Mori Ina collab this year
>>2485066>replying to cheapest bait in the book
>>2485036Nah, meds don't help much
AMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ame's awake!
>>2485078Mogu mogu yacht….
>>2485036>>2485046what kinda meds anons, if any from personal experiencei think deep down i know what has to be done but there is a thick fog on my mind making me think funny, i just dont want to end up doing something bad, or sending a shitty supa that would just bring the mood down
>>2484987SEAbeats hating now, hate the orange, show 'em how.
>>2485109Great. Now she can sleep for 3 for another week and that will totally be healthy in the long run.
>>2485089It's because her stilted way of speaking sounds forcedIn reality it's just Aspergers'
>>2485063If your metric of whether something is good is how well-received it is outside of /hlgg/ then you should prepare yourself to eat a lot of shit. The TT podcast was well-received outside of this site. Ollie trying to push for collabs with VShitjo and e-celeb anitubers is well-received outside of this site. Holos and Homos being forced to collab with each other is well-received outside of this site (but almost exclusively on reddit). Have an opinion that's your own for once instead of waiting for someone else to tell you that it's the right one.
>>2485109yummy
AMEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE AME
>>2485078You know what to do.
>>2485078I wonder where Mr Moguyacht is now. I hope his dreams come true.
Please don't open
>>2485089>it's funny that there are people cynical enough to take Mori's enthusiasm about other people as fakeI haven't heard this in literal months.
>>2484995
>>2485109I want to sleep with Ame...
>>2485116
>>2485015Stop coming here, exercise, go outside, make goals, and get a gf
>>2485122At least the first one was decent
>>2485145stop that
How come ID love eating on stream? is Indonesia an architect utopia?
If you don't support unity you actively want to cause pain and sorrow to your oshi. They're all very close friends and they would literally hate you if they found out you talked shit about their friend.
>>2485008>>2484975Based. But>Naggots>Showed>Oit>I want to German suplex zoombie with zoombie>asshole *pause* zoombie no "I want"Otherwise, based
>>2484944Hate Deadbeats
>>2485079I guess that makes sense. Though in Mori's defense I doubt Ame's going to play APEX with anyone from EN again. Even Ina stopped practicing FPS and her whole reason for it was to not drag Ame down during APEX.
>>2485109Sleeping for more than 7, 8, or 9 hours is detrimental to one's health.
>>2485147I made the mistake of venturing in the Mori threads outside /hlgg/.People actually ARE that retarded.
Mori please settle this thread down
>>2485169
>>2485147it's still a common opinion when you go out of /hlgg/the threads with the best opinion on Mori outside of /hlgg/ are the western indie, koopa and holostar and vshojo ones, but everything in-between is fairly bad
>>2485080I skip collabs all the time but I never feel the need to announce it to the thread because I'm not an attention seeking faggot
I wonder how these girls can sleep for 10+ hours. After 7~ hours my body just wakes me up no matter what.
>>2484997Well maybe i will watch that collab then. I have mostly avoided those collabs because i though they were mostly Kiara flirting.
>>2485080I skip literally every collab that involves Ina
>>2485156I am going to CUM on Aqua's face
>>2485003I just earned fuck you money from the recent crypto-boom and GME options, and this is what I'm planning to do with it.First, I'm going to scout out all of the Japanese femboy voice actresses that I possibly can on Twitter, 2ch, and Instagram. (hell, I'll throw in a couple of girls too). I'll pay them all 100 grand to spend a week watching Okayu's streams and learning her speech patterns and demeanor. Then, I'm going to fly them all out to a yacht I'll have rented off the coast of Japan. I'll provide ungodly amounts of heroin, cocaine and LSD. I'll rig the HVAC system on the yacht to spew copious amounts of experimental aphrodisiacs, hormones, and THC-laced vapor all around the ship. When they arrive, I will direct Hollywood's best makeup artists and seamstresses to dress them all up as Okayu. They will match her exactly; they will walk, talk, and look like Okayu.I will then activate the (((air conditioning))) and proceed to spend the next two weeks in a mindblowing, drug-addled megaorgy with all of my trained Okayu traps on the MoguYacht. We will suck, fuck, and cum in each other mindlessly in a cacophony of Okayu laughs, murmurs, and moans. The ship's floors will be absolutely coated with the semen of Okayu's perfect doppelgangers. There will be casualties, of course, but it's nothing that money can't take care of. I will make Epstein's island will look like a bastion of purity compared to my Disneyland of degeneracy.At the end of those two weeks (or whenever we run out of drugs), the ship's computer will unlock an armory located at the boat's base, only known to me. Filled with immense fulfillment and post-rampage rage and lunacy, I will commit mass nekomata genocide and shoot up the entire ship. The ship will be equipped with several 360 degree cameras to capture the entirety of this from all vantage points. I'm going to edit together a supercut of the entire experience and upload it as a torrent through Starlink (thanks Elon!), which I will then akasupa 9 times to Okayu herself before committing shotgun suicide.You may call me a schizo and tell me to take my meds, but this is my dream and now there's nothing stopping me from achieving it. None of you would have the balls to see this through or do anything remotely like this if you made it *this* rich. Fuck you all and see you all in a month on LiveLeak, faggots.
>>2485175>wineYep, sounds like my boy.
>>2485015Give a chuuba you like an akasupa talking about how miserable you are and have her console you.
What does Ame's morning breath smell like right now?
When did Mori get a 3d model?
>>2485175damn deadbeats, your oshi looks like THAT?
>>2485174>>2485175
>>2485175Is this Yoshi-P? He looks old.
>>2485072fuck that sounds epicI don't think whoever Cover picks up now can live up to a cross of Alexander Anderson and Willem Defoe from first spiderman
>>2485109Imagine how stinky her sheets are, Covered all over her naked clean body after a late night shower ruminating in her STENCH for 12 hours...
>>2485072This guy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vBwRfQbXkg
>>2485070Jesus Christ, I am so sorry for yout. deadbeat>>2485063If it was the most successful one why is it that it was the one that almost pushed Kiara to stop collabs entirely because of the backlash? Did she browse these threads exclusively in search of feedback? Because your point makes 0 sense otherwise. Also, you're saying that the UNO collab was better than the jackbox one? Really?>>2485073I'm not being a schizo, I'm explaining why forcing people to watch streams if their oshis even if she'll be collabing with someone you can't stand is borderline autistic
Feet
>>2485179Im jealous. When I wasn't working I could regularly sleep 12-14 hours and still be fucking exhausted all the time. I can set an alarm to try and be up early on weekends, but if I know that I have nothing going on then I struggle to get up and often sleep right through the alarm.
>>2485107God dammit Mori, you're an open book. I guess this is where most doxxbeats get their subtlety from
>>2484880it hasn't even been 12 hours.
>>2485161>you actively want to cause pain and sorrow to your oshinot really. my oshi gura knows that we have different opinions.so i am safe to be a kiara anti
>>2485169Sleeping for 12 means she's been sleeping so shittily for the last while that her brain crashed and forced her to sleep. Ame isn't very smart though so she thinks this has restored her to full power so she can just go back to not sleeping again.
>>2485063Anon, even in the immediate shit posting aftermath most opinions of it were positive,/okay, you're taking a handful of people timelooping it as the thread opinion.
So who should apply?https://twitter.com/KoeiTecmoUS/status/1381712413024604163
>>2485015LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOO
>>2484968Goddamn it Calli, of all the things EN had to copy from the JPs, the autistic shyness of being afraid to ask people to collab was NOT one of them.
>>2485211I miss old /hlg/....
>>2485087I love RBC but I will never like APEXmultiplayer in general strips the fun off FPS games
>>2485097it could be, not really sure about the seasons because ive spent the last year mostly in a room, prob worth toughing it out but from facts it does usually get worse around may >>2485154is that really necessary? /vt/ has become so homey, good times and bad, esp during the kino watchalongsalso dont think that the gf part would work, because even in the miracle chance it happens i wouldnt be able to care and think for another person when im like this haha
>>2485154wanna be my gf anon? we can make a lan party.
>>2484576>>2484134i thought lofi was the chink because of her roommate but i guess either the leaks is wrong or she's a rare chink muslim
>>2485218Gura would never speak to you if you hated on another holo and you'd get immediately banned if you posted it in chat
>>2485184That's fine. Just stop posting fatties.
>>2485205He's living his best life desu. Had a really fucking funny stream where he drank wine, played XIV and made cookies.
>>2485134She's just like me...
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Which Apex datacenter should I play to stream snipe Mori? Tokyo? I'm a diamond I ranked player.
>>2485235>Gura would [HEADCANON]ok
>>2485221>AtelierObviously Kiara
Kind reminder that Sora's asshole is all slimy and smooth inside so she can poop easier, not so you can rub your dick against her sensitive anal walls until you fill it with your fresh semen. Only degenerates would want to cum inside her warm and soft butt while her head is down in a pillow. The same degenerates who would enjoy going balls deep inside her poop chute, the most private and intimate part of her body, before slowly and gently sliding out so Sora can enjoy the faux sensation of taking a long and satisfying dump while her anal muscles twitch and coil lovingly around their penis. And when they get close to cumming, they would do unimaginable things like fully taking their dick out with a loud and wet plop before resting it on her soft butt cheek, admiring the lewd gaping of her messy and wet shit hole and the slimy juices oozing out of it as she squeals in embarrassment. Absolutely disgusting.
>>2484342
>>2485205He's in his 40's and a smoker.
>>2485161If you live your life only doing things because you want your oshi's approval even though she doesn't know you exist you'll be the among the first to kill themselves when she graduates. Never let another person's approval dictate your actions or opinions. I'll dislike whoever the fuck I want with the same free will that allow my oshi to have absolute garbage dumpster taste for anything that isn't video games.
>>2485209Your oshi would hate you for hating her close friend.
Amelia liked this?
>>2485239based, he should become a chuuba
>>2485177Mori ruined collabs we don't even know about...Sasuga...
>>2485221Does Kiara already know about this or has she stated she doesn't want to play the previous / other Ateliers?
yego
>>2485221Koei....think of the 2views....
>>2485233Do chumbuds really?
>>2485189>>2485003This is the face of Onigiryaa the world doesn't want you to see. Never relax around them.
>>2485015What type of intrusive thoughts do you have anon? Gorey violent ones? Rape? Self harm?
>>2485218They will double hate you if you're not only an anti of their friend, but also simultaneously declare you're part of their fanbase.
>>2485263>form fitting metal armor for your assI like it too.
>>2485250Talk about how much you dislike Kiara in her chat and see what happens, retard. It's not like she's spoken out multiple times on how much she loves and respects everyone in hololive
>>2485201Pizza rolls and broccoli cheddar soup
>>2485216so I wasn’t seeing things when I saw her retweet at like 6:45am EST? Fucks sake gooruh...
>tfw still no showtunes chuuba
>>2485270tarr
Unity doesn't mean you have to watch or even like all the Holos. Unity doesn't even mean you can't criticize the Holos. Just don't be a fucking schizo anti.
アメ最高だ!
Guys, I can't deal with this dedenne
>>2485247ProbablyThat or the sea server
>Ame liked thisTHEY ARE
>>2485300DANCING
>>2485300NOT COLLABING FOR ANOTHER WEEK.
>>2485260She already asks too much with her midget obsession and bringing it up on the regular, she doesn't get to be picky and choosy.
>>2485273would you prefer discord grooming?
>>2485289Anons are intentionally twisting unity in order to shitpost. Or they're new, which is arguably worse.
>>2485209>I'm not being a schizo, I'm explaining why forcing people to watch streams if their oshis even if she'll be collabing with someone you can't stand is borderline autisticNigga learn how to read. I never called you a schizo. I was just correcting you on what unity meant. Your complaints are valid.
>>2485259>I'm free to harass my oshi's friends because she doesn't know me personally!Are you an actual psychopath?
>>2485296Is Kanata STILL going?
>Ame liked this.
>HoloLIVE>Nobody is LIVEwhy do I live anymore
>>2485300They are...
Is Kanata still....
>>2485300Butthole hands...
>>2485300Oh yeah?Well Ame liked THISNow what!?
>>2485289Anti doesn't mean anything anymore either. It used to be that you were actually fucking insane and harassing people, trying to get them graduated out of Hololive. Now it's just "you said something I don't like, fucking anti"
>>2485226that's not what she copied from JPs, that's just result of being bullied through her entire puberty or longerit's actually a miracle she's this functional in normal workplaces
>>2485287I like this soundpost a lot
>>2485321Not him, but since when is disliking someone equal to harassing them? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>2485325that fucking chewing character
>>2485326Hollow life...
>>2484944Am okay with OllieLove MoriDEADBEAT HATEAPEX ALSO HATE
>>2485209All this just because you can't handle the sight of an orange woman. If I didn't know any better, I'd call you a zhang.
>>2485327Been a while since I've seen this
>>2485327>can see her ass from the front
Is Subaru the protagonist of hololive?
>>2485015Shower, clean your room, do other chores.Do some introspection on what is causing your depression (even if it's hard). Allow yourself to think of a future where things are better for yourself and make little goals to make that future possible.Appreciate that vtubers allow some escapism, but stay grounded.>>2485097It won't cure it, but I've had a friend who got a sun lamp for her seasonal depression and it was better than just laying in bed all day.
>>2485335THEY ARE
>>2485327this is one of the very few pictures involving either ame or astel that gets their heights accurately
>>2485354Dude has come a long way from tracing doujins. >>2484464
>>2485312Are you talking about her manlet fetish or that one particular manlet?
>>2485321Who the fuck is talking about harassment? That's you, you're the only one talking about harassing anybody. Disliking someone is not harassment, but if it was I'd harass the fuck out of you right about now.
>>2485340>that's not what she copied from JPs >that's just result of being bullied through her entire puberty or longerI see no difference. Most of the JP Holos were bullied growing up too.
>>2485275self harm mostly, but somehow i cant bring myself to die because its scary so it's just a feedback loop of feeling like shitwish i could take meds like pekora tulpa anon and just be in a medicated drugged state with a mental companion
>>2485326That’s when you’re supposed to sleep anon
>>2485260...and? It's not like she can block me from watching her content, can somehow influence me to make me enjoy Kiara, hurt me physically etc. At this point she can't even hurt me mentally. The only consequence of me watching her for the past 6 months is her shattering my ideas of having a tomboy gf because I'd dump her in less than 3 months if she acted like a dude the way Mori does. This is taking into account the miniscule possibility of me actually finding such a girl that's actually interested in me and, seeing how Mori shows her girly side every 2 hours for about 15 minutes I can assume that this potential gf will act in a similar way. Again, as I stated in one of my replies, I'm starting to doubt if she's my actual oshi and wasn't simply the person I was enjoying the most up until now
>>2485364Yes.
>>2485109God I wish that were me
>>2485356She sure is a protagonist of Holofightz
Ame liked this
>>2485280Grey names get away with posting soft doxx in her chat. Nobody gets banned from her chat unless the youtube bot catches them saying nigger too many times.
>>2485360GREATSWORD CHADS
Why has none of them watched the Goofy Movie yet...
dead hours are even worse than seanig hours..
Ame liked this. Enma don't look
Fat cat posters are getting uppityToday I shall remind them
>>2485387THEY ARE
>>2485285i think i might have caught her liking VOD comments around that time of day not too long ago too. really, i think it's kind of silly to just assume that there's something inherently wrong with staying up all night and going to bed around sunrise. if it's actually interfering with her work, that's one thing. but if it's not, then who cares? some people are night owls. it doesn't mean there's something wrong with her.
>>2485386Okayu was robbed!
>>2485231Sure /hlgg/ has its moments. But it's basically dead hours right now. It's over, go home.
>>2485161i only dont believe in unity when it comes to these threads desu
I want to spit in Gura's tiny mouthhttps://twitter.com/NEKOCAT510/status/1381493220174000129/photo/1
Thoughts on Amelia Watson from hololive EN?
>>2485387Nice aesthetic.
>>2485394Ame loves this baby coco design. Shes liked every picture of it that they've done.
>>2485370You just gotta deal somehow and tell yourself to shut up when those thoughts ariseThat's what I do at least
>>2485376Maybe you need to fuck offGo to your next "oshi", faggot
>>2485388I encourage you to test your luck and see what happens
Ame liked this.
>>2485325Fuck OFF Zach!
>>2485079It was the Rikka collab, I think she just forgets that she tells us this stuff ahead of time. You think she even remembered she all but said "I have a song collab with Rikka" back in December?
>>2485405no thoughts, only love!
>>2485387So did II don't know what it is but seeing the juxtaposition of shit art from inspired newbies beside amazing pieces from digital artists really inspires me.
>>2485405SHE'S A WHORE SHE'S KILLING HOLOLIVE GRADUATE NOW
>>2485401>340 pounds
>>2485376This is why deadbeats are in a constant state of conflict, look at this mess.
I'm bored, send me your favourite VOD of your oshi.
Ay Carambamelia gustód this.
>>2483642She's the best!
>>2485401Maybe she should have drank more oreo shakes if she wanted to win
>>2485405I think she's cute, hot, and sexy, all at once, and I love her.
>>2485405I would die for Amelia Watson of Hololive EN
>>2485411I encourage you to buy a rope
>>2485300I dont like this, after Gura is a confirmed groomer I want Ame to be with someone wholesome like Ina...
>>2485405I WILL groom her and make her mine.
Fug I was able to witness Sans but missed Jump King...
>>2485209Based ignore the KFP cucks. they are annoying just like kiara
I think it's cute that Ina is on good terms with her sisterNot talking about Ane'nis
>>2485433https://youtu.be/1voDsccdrNA
>>2485405Literally made to be groomed by a sexy little shark.
>>2485405Ame still needs to post her schedule and make up for that Sunshine stream!
>>2485308I'm half convinced that they haven't collabed because they're trying to figure out the logistics of an offcollab. The other half is logic reminding me of how lazy and scatterbrained both girls are.
Mel!Watch her stream tomorrow!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiZ5kBb3QjQ
Stop stalking my oshi's twitter, only I can do that.
Let's all love Ame!
>>2485439>DangoYour oshi WILL play MonHun
>>2485453You're talking about Abigail?
>>2484377Illiterate-kun?
>>2483586moona and lofi literally adviced someone on stream to stop being touch friendly in a non marital relationship and people will still rrats both of them being whores
>>2485427dios mio, le creatura
>>2485458YAB
>>2485458yabe
>>2485405I wish she twisted my oshi's arm into doing something together again
>Ina liked this
I don't have soundposts enabled, what is the one Okayu soundpost that always gets posted?
>>2485431Hey, i love Mori just the way she is.
>>2485474I've never seen someone call either of them whores, SEAfriend.
>>2485458
>>2485405I want to argue with Ame and make her REALLY angry!
>>2485461How powerful is hololive? They managed to get away with rape
>>2485474I thought the meme was moona is a autist with no friends until hololive
>>2485458ABAYO
Gura (hasn't) liked this (yet)
>>2485405I like her very much and want her to collab with my oshi again
>>2485413>>2485427>>2485439THEY ARE
>>2485405She is a lazy and she refuses to be the FBK of EN that the branch needs, but she is cute as fuck so I forgive her anythingt. ako
>>2485404Gura's tiny hole!
http://poal.me/79q6knhttp://poal.me/79q6kn
>>2485474Does this mean Moona is totally clueless on how much sexual energy she omits because if that is the case then that makes it even hotter...
>>2483586Fuck me, Why did I think her hair was shit stain. Can't get the image out of my head.
>>2485485https://youtu.be/1voDsccdrNA
Give me your most schitzo iname storylines
>>2485431I can't wait for this faggot to be finally filtered away, you don't understand how much
>>2485459What would be the preferred solution: extra long Sunshine stream, or two Sunshine streams this week?
>>2485505Tiny and serrated hole!
>>2485472https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKgndddKiQGIn0-T8jHzndg/
>>2485417She did say she would collab with a male that's "close to home," and gave a SC to some of the homos, so everyone expected either Roberu, Astel, or Rikka (but mostly Rikka). I think it was basically confirmed by the time she was playing GG Strive, but unless she said it there, she probably thought nobody noticed. Our boy isn't the brightest lightbulb in the house.
>>2485529Members only booba reveal.
Gura liked this.
I'm still proud of her
>>2485494Only the manager-san did
>>2485499She liked this and needs to let it cool for a bit.
>>2485544Don't lie.
You can just tell Gura is wild in bed. You can JUST tell.
>>2485529Gura and Ame collab. Extra long Sunshine stream otherwise I guess.
>>2485524There was an InAme comic where Ina forced Ame to go back in time and rape uncorrupted Ina.
>>2485376seriously why is it always deadbeats who write autistic essays about their oshi
>ctrl + f kiara>40 resultsI LOVE KIARA TOO!
>>2485552
I want to eat a cute holo girl's ass
>Mori liked this
>>2485524Don't even need to make one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAvsOM1qvw
>>2485485open mouth wide openhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xX5B62ENrM
>>2485500I adore Mori and love how Ame props her up whenever she gets the chance. Hope they collab again sometime.
>>2485567FAT FUTA COCK
>>2485555eh, she probably makes a lot of noise but I doubt she really gets all that wild.
>>2485502If you're referring to her collab habits, she really is trying to put herself out there more so please give her time.
[Theory] Temma is studying English phrases relevant to DBD in hopes of securing a collab with Gawr Gura!
>>2485004You don't have to watch the movieYou can just watch their stream
>>2485555Based on art Gura is generally the top even though she's smaller. I can't really imagine a headstrong girl like Ame offering her butt up to Gura but I guess that's just me.
>>2485559I feel like everything I could say about Gura has already been said.
>>2485500>>2485576https://streamable.com/qlrwpd
>>2485432I'm glad she is doing well in the ring. Manipulating the OP to make her massive was worth it.
>>2485494>>2485547Stop this, Mel was not raped, she was merely stalked and harassed for months on end while Cover tried to bury it, even after she came forward with evidence and only did something after she got a lawyer.
>>2485559because they are unironically the hoshiyomis of EN
SoGura rolled her chair over her blanket during her last members karaoke.This means several things. >Her bed is right besides her desk>She doesn't make her bed, hence the blanket at least partially on the floor>Her blanket is dirty with floor and chair wheel stuff. >She sleeps with it anyways.
>>2485567Source...onegai...
>>2485555Doubtful. Maybe mentally, but she's usually low energy, and her questionable health says otherwise. (she sometimes feels faint just moving her head back and forth a few times)
>>2485568Do the people who makes these even watch the streams?
>>2485599imagine the smell
>>2485567Mori's Scythe...
>>2485524you didn't hear this from me
>>2485599par for the course
>>2485500>>2485500>>2485593THEY ARE good friends and coworkers who inspire each other to do better at improving on their respective faults.
>>2485458Source?
>>2485599My bedsheets always wind up with random specks of cat litter that the cats track in and I don't really give a shit. God gave us an immune system for a reason.
>>2485401That match was still good though. And the respect at the end made it all better
>>2485565>tiny spot on the back skirt hem gets wetWhat the hell is she doing? Lift it better, that shit is going to be annoying.
>>2485552Gawrt is fucking stupid. Why did she not go for Artlantis Art+Atlantis?
>>2485567>Not MortitsMissed opportunity desu senpai
>>2485606>she's usually low energyBecause she's doing god knows what before every stream. She always sounds like she competed in a World Heavyweight championship match before playing a game.
>>2485599She's sitting in the chair in a blanket. She cleared out her room, remember?
>>2485596SHE WAS RAPED
>>2485405I am waiting warmly for them to finally 3D collab and get into a fistfight.
>>2485567ONE
>>2485607why would they need to?
>>2485611I read "fanarts" as "farts" at first.
>>2485626She's used to having a tail that lifts the skirt for her.
>>2485600gaikiken but im not sure you want to see it anon-chama...
>>2485555According to Ame she's "pretty gura in bed"
>haven't collabed in months>somehow rainforest coin is on the rise anyway
>>2485568b-based?
>>2485637Mori would beat the absolute shit out of every EN holo
>>2485432why are stomachs so hot
>>2484051I was numberfagging this soundpost
>>2485636Yeah by Youtube. >Algorithm prioritizes your first few months over everything else, if you don't make it then, you are handicapped>Mel was out for months dealing with Cover's bullshit>Come back>Youtube shadowbans all your streams cause your outfit has exposed BOOBA and we can't let the children see that
>there's a high chance at least a couple of the holos find yagoo attractive
>>2485509omits or emits?
>>2485615And that's why I love them! And it's also why I don't want to pressure them to collab either. It sounds like they both want to, and I prefer to wait until they find the right opportunity or game to play together.
>>2485659The way they talk about each other is so positive, it isn't too surprising people want to see them play games or talk to each other.
finna commit a crime
Any news about GurAme offcollab?It would be cool if they watch Vsinger debut together.
>>2485524Amelia reached that quiet town, expecting to find the suspicious priestess. The abandoned establishments showed signs of being inactive for a long time, which made no sense considering how earlier in the day the town was bustling with activity. As she walked around, she could only hear the gentle breeze and the echoes of her own footsteps. But something caught the corner of her eye: a cloaked figure peeking from a corner. "It's one of those cultists..." she thought to herself, quickly pulling out her handgun in preparation for the worst. If the rumors were true, the priestess had taken over that small town and was doing something to the people. Something terrible that turned them into her worshippers. Strangely enough, she noticed the sky was completely black. No stars, no deep blue dark, only a void-like darkness. She couldn't think much about that horrifying sky, she had to pursue that cultist. Rushing towards the street corner, Amelia quickly expected to catch up to her stalker. But there was no one. Taking a deep breath, she began to form a plan. She was determined to find the priestess' hideout. Taking one more look at that terrible sky, she couldn't help but notice it was slightly pulsating, like a mass of rotting, blackened flesh. She expected the worst from this encounter. Fear, doubt and an urge to run away began to settle in her mind, but she was determined to continue despite her feelings. The cult needed to be stopped, and the truth had to be dragged out into the light.
>>2485668What is the music from in that soundpost? Sounds so familiar
>>2485567I want to be smothered by Mori's fat nuts!
>>2484145>muh sekkrit clubOh fuck off, I hope your Oshi starts pandering to the absolute bottom tier of normalfags just so you could seethe eternally. I am not in such danger, my Oshi filters them
>>2485673Idk.......................................
>>2485671They don't have to find him attractive, they just have to pretend they do when he asks them for "favors"
>>2485674still wishing for that godfather collab watchalong
>>2485664I dunno, Ame has MMA training from Brother Watson. She even estimates herself to be in the top 5 of Hololive in fisticuffs.
>>2484065NO I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR TITS HAHAHAHA YEAAAHHH
>>2485537Oh yeah I forgot about her.
>>2485682ace attorney
>>2484636>that Ina with her hair tied up in a bun
>>2485555I don't think any of the EN girls is wild in bed. They are all either dead fish or meek and loving. Iofi though....that woman scares me....
I liked this.
>>2485015If you're an autist who sits in his room all day, go take walks and clean your room so you're not in such a murky environment. Stop getting high or drunk if you do that.Find literally anything to do that doesn't include being a retard. For me, that was reading and long bike rides since it makes me feel more comfortable and less of a retard.Finally, stop jerking off since your dopamine receptors are fucked if you used to be like me and do it 3-4 times a day just cause.If you're overweight, stop eating so much. You don't need to get /fit/ to the point of being incredibly muscular, but just stop being a fat fucking blob.
>>2484987The posting style is rather iconic.
>>2485404I want Gura to spit in my mouth!
>>2485696counterargument, ame wants the others to beat the shit out of her, so she may be the first to go down
>>2485654>find source>"hold your horses"kek, this is the kind of lewds i want
Does your oshi also have a diet so unhealthy you can see her unironically drinking the Baskin Robbins Oreo shake?
https://youtu.be/Te8erZps3U0
>>2483826Every day I pray that the Hologirls would go back to being poorfags after the vtuber fad dies out. They earn way too money nowadays.
>>2485674based non collab beggar. Though I can sympathize a little with people who feel starved.>>2485675I was going through Ame's tags on Twitter and saw that a clip of this >>2485615 was made on there, it's cool that people take note of these things.>>2485678I don't think they'd stream over a debut..
>>2484636What kind of maid outfit is that of Mori? A casino?
>>2485696The perfect matchBasic MMA technique vs Wigger hoodrat wannabe.The´d still get inmediately clapped by Korone
>>2484114This really doesn't work because Ame barely plays (right now) Unfortunately yes. She is very based for what she said about "buff games", but she has potential, and she's just going to waste it if she goes out like Matsuri.
>>2485704Ina with her hair tied up is very sexy for some reason
>>2485555No. But I'll bet she likes a lot of kisses and back rubbing.
>>2485742Maybe Korone Prime could but the current Korone has exploded knees.
>>2485327Don't ruin Gura's dreams like that..
>>2485724I dont think ina eats more than 2600 calories a week
>>2485654>Mori doesn't have a massive cockNo. She wouldn't like that at all. Now the other Mori image on the other hand.....
>>2485708Ina GIANT ass
>>2485625Very true. Holofightz really is one of the best things to come from this board. The little autism projects anons have started are super based.
>>2485758>posting the small version
>>2484483Damascus, why is Anya eating rabbit ears?
>>2485655Damn that sucked. What kind of futa dick was that? My boy deserves better...
>>2485724Fun fact, that shake has as many calories as 1 and 1/2 Domino pepelonis
>>2485729neat
>>2485659Mori isn't a collab wonder but the way Gura, Ina and Watson keep talking about her makes them all seem pretty damn attached to the reaper
>>2483754This just makes Ina into a jumpscare.
>>2484084>pre-mealwhat?
>>2485776Because Mori is awkward as hell but it's pretty obvious that she always means well and is a super sweet person.
>>2485767
>>2485769She was feeling a bit "pekish"
>>2485795BIGGER!
>>2485774It's a few hundred above my maintenance calories. I wonder how I'd feel after taking a sip of that.
Ame introducing alternate timelines in her lore was a genius move. I've been having an easy time thinking up lots of fun lore questions for her upcoming Marshmallow.
>>2485158Eating is more of a casual social activity in SEA countries but extending it to streaming is weird. I get it, but it's just weird to me.
>>2485676Me too!
>>2485747hair tied up is very sexy in general
>>2485747Absolutely love that this artist remembered/noticed Ina's red eyeliner. Such an underappreciated aspect of her design
>>2484342I'm 20 and only recently i've started to retract the skin on muh dick. I think I have phimosis. You can't even imagine the amount of shit that was under there. It's so sensitive that I have trouble peeling the skin back and touching my exposed dick. I'm also scared that if I peel it back too much the skin will get stuck behind the glans. I want to chop off my dick.The good thing is that I think I can slowly retract the skin more each time, but the thing is that i'm scared to try and peel it back farther each time so I wait a long time before I try again. Will try again tomorrow...
>>2485757Kiara ended up being bigger in this one, so she hasn't liked it yet.
GUH's?
>>2485760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yDNEmcKQFYit didn't have to end like this
>>2485776Mori said it herself: She isn't one to initiate a conversation but she can definitely carry one. It's a lifesaver for Gura and Ame who tend to struggle a bit and makes it insanely easy for Ina to just chat.
>>2485698A-Am I missing out on priestess lore?
>>2485797
>>2485824How were you not ever curious what's under your foreskin? I started peeling it back even before I hit puberty.
>>2485774is that with the peppelonis away or not?
>Astel's karaoke from yesterday is archived wow those are incredibly rare
Never had the br oreo shake, how does it taste like?
>>2485807It never occurred to me before, but the slave girl look would really suit Moona.
Goodnight you fucking niggers. I hope I didn't wake up so I don't come back to this shit hole because I'm more addicted to the discussions here than the actual streams at this point
test
>https://youtu.be/9FiX3Cjny4E?t=1720Tell me about the duck, how can she be so good?
>>2485827guh.
>>2485774Are you counting the ear of the pizza?
>>2485868See you tomorrow
>>2485505UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
TeamYouTube - 20min ago>Thanks for sending our way – we've seen similar reports that the number of likes are decreasing, and our team is looking into this. Appreciate your patience in the meantime.At least one of the twitter support is no longer linking their "we're verifying the likes" page anymore.
>>2485868Don't come back.
>>2485776I actually enjoyed how much more Mori spoke up during the Jackbox collab. I got tears in my eyes from laughing when Kiara noticed she was spinning with lower frames than everyone else, and Mori replied with "it's fine Kiara, it's special".I love that reaper so much.
>>2485824>not letting it rip like a beyblade
I love this cute shark girl like you wouldn’t believe!
>>2485838Kuroboshi has two children.
>>2485900oh, i believe it
>>2485405Baiting for positive responses about your oshi.
>>2485900Donate to her then
>>2485825WHO DREW THESE LEWDS? I DEMAND TO KNOW!
>>2485892but you said it was removing bots, not it's something the Team doesn't know about?@TeamYouTube????
>>2485544This guy really likes Matsuri and Choco.
>>2485900Same desu
Wow guys, I just love Ame so much, let's make sure all 1500 posts mention her! I sure can't wait to post "Ame is cuter than usual today!" as soon as she streams! I love coordinating with my super secret amelia club to immediately post every single thing she likes/retweets on twitter! Of course, I wouldn't forget to attach a signature photo of Hollywood actor Ryan Gosling from the hit film "Blade Runner 2049" that is literally me! My favorite Ame "signature event" is when bubba barks on stream and distracts Ame. When this happens, I instantly recite this phrase into the reply box: "Ame is having SEX with BUBBA RIGHT NOW! GOD, I WISH THAT WERE ME!" also attaching an image of Ryan Gosling. Delaying and cancelling her streams only makes me love her more and more!CAN YOU FAGGOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AMELIA FOR ONE FUCKING THREAD? ALL FUCKING DAY, "AME THIS, AME THAT, AME LIKED THIS, AME RETWEETED THIS, AME IS AWAKE AT 4AM, WOW, SHE'S JUST LIKE ME, AME AME AME AME AME IS CUTER THAN USUAL, AME IS CUTE, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AMELIA GURAME RYAN GOSLING RYAN FUCKING GOSLING GOD DAMNIT HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN AME DID LITERALLY ANYTHING?" THERE ARE FORTY TWO (42) OTHER GIRLS WE CAN TALK ABOUT, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I GUESS "GLOBAL" IS A SYNONYM FOR "AMELIA"! CTRL + F "ame" LESS THAN 1500 RESULTS? BETTER FILL THE THREADLY QUOTA AND ONLY FUCKING POST ABOUT AMELIA!!!
>>2485907>Kuroboshi based Abby and Hokusai on his kids"Based"
>>2485900>shorts under hoodieA S I F
>>2485917>Youtube>Understanding their own site
>>2485868Just post porn for a forced vacation.
>>2485925Based
>>2485925Worked
>>2485825>Found the sourceWhy are futabeats like this?
ENMA HATE
>>2485495School friends yes, she only had 1 friend. That stunted her social skills growing up which carries over to today. But now she has lots of friends.
>>2485917The issue is impacting normies that upload videos now rather than the small number of YT livestreamers. They're getting hammered on the support page. I see complains about subs and views disappearing as well.
>>2485824send pics anon, i can't imagine what that must be like
>>2485923grra, you narcissist...
>>2485925stoopid
>>2485925ogay
>>2484259>B - ReineMotherfucker I'll fight you
Gura's voice is really....you know...
Reminder that this woman openly talked about her plan of grooming Amelia into being her wife
>>2485729That cone collision shape is what I imagine happens to Takodachis when Ina says WAH.
just realized I missed the second Ame Ai dungeon stream. Is it worth going back and watching
I LOVE AME!!!
>>2485925all me anon, every single one of them
>>2485925a quarter of ame's in this thread is in this post alone
>>2483724BASED
>>2485781Ramadan just started. They'll be fasting so they're getting a meal in at 3am.
>>2485868see you againhave a nice dayotsumachi~
>>2485969Not as great as the first but still pretty hilarious with how badly the AI wanted to turn the story into edgy goreshit.
Play APEX
>>2485915>finds sourcenice
>Webmboard>can't post webmsG-Great...
>>2485838No. That's kuroboshi's other child. Ina and Ameno are just good pals as a result, with Ina admiring her singing and Ameno admiring Ina's art.
>>2485925I love Ame too!
>>2485925>Join Ina stream>Soo Ame did this thing>Join Gura stream>The other day me and Ame were talking about this thing>Join Kiara stream>Hahaha me and Ame are bottom left>Join Mori stream>YO AMELIA THANKS FOR THE BIG AKASUPAAA>Join any stream>Amelia is in chat>4 man collab without Ame>Ame gets the most attention>go to /hlgg/>/ameg/>schizo hours>Ame>go to another board>AmeHoly shit no wonder antis dislike her, she's literally everywhere they look
>>2485964When did she say this?
>>2485957she should be lower than that
>>2485992I WON'T PLAY FUCKIN APEX, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
>>2486013Her horrible dating advice
>>2485917>but you said it was removing botsif you believed a single thing youtube said about a malfunction, that's your problem.
>>2485925This but unironically
>>2485964Gura would be terrifying if she were only pretending to be retarded.
>>2484259Watch Her Sometimes: ReineTried Watching Her: Moona, Ollie, AnyaNever Watched Her Outside of a Collab: Iofi, Risu
>>2486009>>go to another board>>Amewatamelon*
Name a single holo thats live
>>2486036Miyabi..
>>2486009>Join Ame stream>Ame
>>2485925someone please do a vocaroo of this
>>2486036Rose...
>>2486013she basically said the best way to get a girlfriend is to groom one on discord yesterday
>>2485879she's really similar to Kiara in the fact that all her feelings are really close to the surfaceboth birds are also super personable
>>2485868Anon don't make me your oshi
>>2485900I want to kiss her feetPlease let me worship your toes Gura..
>Imageboard>Can't post imagesG-Great...
>>2486043There is no better feeling than this.
>>2484280based
>>2485914I have and I’m a T2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kNpyu0axRsExpect Lamy, Miko and Suisei singing along with her soon since they're collabing in a few days
>>2485925I agree, we should only post about fucking AmeliaI mean fucking post about Amelia
Why does Towa sound so rough? She doesn't have idol like elegance.
>>2486023Everyone cracks eventually. You will too.
Tell me anons, how do I get two artists that live across the globe to have sex?No she is not following her back.
>>2485925Don't shitpost using my oshi nigger.
>>2486009I fear that people won't recognize this from /jp/...
>>2485750SHE WILL RECOVERHOLOMMA FUCKING WHEN?THEY COULD EVEN HAVE SISSY RULES LIKE MAKING THE TRACKING STUFF LIKE THE FLAGS IN FAG FOOTBALL.YAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUND ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
https://streamable.com/1664s4How exactly did she get away with this?
>>2486087She's a contralto like Cher, the original idol
>What did Ame mean by this?
>>2485555With her advice on how to get a girlfriend she sounds like she's never had any intimate physical contact with anyone in her life.
>>2485776She's probably a completely different person when not streaming.
>>2486087Towa should quit smoking...
>>2485850I was curious but I was a scared shy kid, so I always chose to ignore the problem until I had to deal with it
>>2486118I still don't know what the fuck that means. This isn't an invitation for an explanation either.
>>2486013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAMEitysqk0even the fucking URL has AME in it
>make cereal for breakfast>it tastes like AmeGoddammit
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1381728838934097925SHADOWVERSEBROSWE WIN
>>2486087Give her a break, she goes through a pack of cigs a day.
>>2486013https://youtu.be/agXlzwEGrWU?t=10928Gura just wants more girl talk.
>>2486148DONTA
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1381728838934097925https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1381728838934097925https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1381728838934097925
>>2486118When will she play this again
>>2486041I will watch miyabi
>>2486160t. Kevin Garnett
>>2486116>HoloMMA>The only time everyone in the crowd is hoping the fight goes to the ground every roundFucking fund it
>>2486098Naah, Pochi is one of the straightest female artist out there.
>your oshi>your /hlgg/ oshi
>>2486160What did he mean by this?
>>2486171Mori's schedule on twitter doesnt matter because it gets posted for paypigs first and it just gets leaked here.
>>2486155I only know one person who's like this, and they're a SEAmonkey. Anonchama, you got something to tell us?
>>2486165https://streamable.com/ijavb1
>>2486183Which is why I ask how do I convert her to /u/
>>2486191I wished every EN did this
>Ame slept 12 hours despite not streamingShe had sex...
>>2486192I only know one person who types like you do and they're also a SEAnigger. Explain?
>>2486166needs*
>start writing a post>post includes Ame in it AHHHHHHHHH GOD SAVE ME PLEASE
>>2486184gurasharkmeido
>>2486184KiaraGrudge posters and KK posters
>>2486184>Risu>R.Ratman
>>2486195incredibly based
Stenchou smells like feet and onions!cute!
>>2486196Leave this to Reine
>>2486184>KanataI would aka r.ratman if I could
Luna is pretty good at reading English....
>>2486196you cant
>>2486184Inatakobro
>>2486184GuraDamascus
>>2486207That is very true.
>>2486205>...No...y...youdon't you have cat gore to be posting?
>>2485830>The match where Anons realized that idols... shouldn't fightGod, what a trip Saturday was
please stop making fun of gura's dating advice. it isn't funny anymore.
Gura x Okayu snuff don't clickhttps://files.catbox.moe/b2xyuv.jpg
>>2486162I want her to do 1v1 matches with fans. I want to absolutely crush Moririn with a meme deck.
http://poal.me/olwilxhttp://poal.me/olwilxhttp://poal.me/olwilx
>>2486204elaborate
>Ame makes a single members' post and likes half a dozen posts on twitter>teamates crawl out of the woodworks and completely take over the threadsugoi. is it possible to learn this power?
>>2486184ReineDamascus
>>2486184GuraSoraposter, essay hoshiyomis.
>>2486239Who are you quoting?
>>2486184GuraTakobro
J*U, is Miyabi seriously the only member live right now? What is this, no-lo-life?
>>2486244Oh yea? lets talk about it over discord, cutie.
>>2486156>ask girl out to a hike>she has ina levels of endurance and runs out of breath halfway through
>>2486245What the fuck
>>2486162>>2486171why are you posting the schedule for plebs
>>2486184Gurak**pa
>>2486239What Are You Even Talking About Anon
>>2486184AmeliaThe people who join me in saying "today was a good day" at the end of Ame's superchat streams
>>2486184kiaradamascus
>>2486244Want us to ask Ame then she ends up giving us experienced advice and shitposters call her a whore instead?
>>2486204Yeah, with me.t.Bubba
>>2486156>strawbry cumevery time i read that as cum
>>2486248faggot
>>2486251How does she honestly do it?
>>2486184Kiarawatamage
>>2486184amehornyposters, they are the only ones who have never made a bad post
>>2486287I would too, if it was written that way.
>>2486184InaTakobro. Not as an oshi, but I also like the teamate that thinks of Ina's flat chest too.
>>2486196Impossible
>>2486242Fuck man going nonstop from Risu karaoke to Kiara karaoke to the most kino Holofightz to date was such a wild ride. I was emotionally drained by the end of it.
>>2486251>take over the threadThick water.
>>2486279i don't think you need to ask any holos for dating advice.
>>2486166So who asked who for a LAN party offcollab? Ame or Gura?
>>2486245This is strange...
>>2486184AmeI would take a bullet for R.Ratman
>>2486184RisuR.Ratman
>>2486245huh alright
>>2486251Be unemployed and browse /vt/ 16 hours a day
>>2486312Well it seems like people asked Gura when she was just being autistic about some wagie not giving her a juice box
>>2486184inafat cat poster
>>2486267I wonder if Gura realizes the point of seeing the movie for a first date is to give you something easy to talk about afterwards that can lead into a bigger conversation. Like you can take a walk after it if that's what you want to do. She said it sounded like a bad idea as if you go see the movie and then go home right afterwards.
>>2485925You will never be a Yakuza, Ichishit
>>2486156Holy shit this is terrible fucking advice. And not just from the perspective of "Gura is a girl so of course she couldn't give good advice to a guy wanting to ask a girl out" but this is terrible advice in general.
>>2486184MoriAyamefriend and that one Pioneerchad
>>2486244We're not making fun of her, we're accepting her as one of us and /OURCHUUBA/. Sorry your Oshi is used goods. Try to cope, falseflagger.
>>2486341pls understand shark girl has no experience
>>2486341Reminder that people think Gura is not a virgin
iwanttomarrykiara!!!!!!!!!
>>2486171It's really sad reading the comments. No one asking what the surprise collab was, no one realizing that Misao was scheduled for last week. Aside from us I don't think most viewers even remember their schedules after the first day.
>Your oshi>Which holo makes you the horniest?
>>2486341What's so bad about it?
Tanigo is my wife
>>2486184KiaraAny watamage & damascus, I find their posts funny most of the time
>>2486341Kayfabe
>>2486156Is this how you get a Gura gf?
>>2486244Just feels good to know my oshi is autistic with dating advice while yours would probably give good dating advice cause she's used goods lole
>>2486334posters*there are a few
>>2486279No, ask Choco
>>2486184Suiseiviedo gaemsthe original cometposter is pretty high up on my list too >>713107
>>2486368GuraGura
>>2486361There is a vast difference between going out on a date as a guy and having sex as a girl. One is infinitely easier than the other. Gura is not a virgin.
>>2486184MoriKoopa, since I'm partly responsible for her birth
>>2486374yes but replace discord with dead by daylight i guess
>>2486369She didn't actually say anything
>>2486341youre just saying that to keep people away from your secluded hiking spots
>>2486184KiaraR.Ratman
>>2486329man, I was really thinking she was going to segue into a joke about giving girls juiceboxes to approach them romantically and it just never happened
>>2486365>No one asking what the surprise collab wasBecause they know?>no one realizing that Misao was scheduled for last week...And? It's happening now, what's the problem?
日本語喋ってる時イナは落ち着いたJKって感じで17歳カリは楽しいけどちょっとクールに見せたいって感じが出てるから15歳キアラはぐらちゃんの相手してあげながら全力で楽しんでるから23歳ぐらちゃんは言わずもがなの10歳(ホントは5歳に見える)こんな感じな気がする
>>2486374Groom girls over discord? Well that how J did it... So yes
>>2485917>YouTube>having a single clue what their pet-AI is doingWintermute should be nuked
>>2486341>Holy shit this is terrible fucking adviceLol, no it's not,
>>2486368>Ame>Ame, holy shit
>>2486304>I also like the teamate that thinks of Ina's flat chest too.Love you too bud And Ina's flat chest
>>2486412bless you
>>2486368kiarakiara
>>2486412was that a comment in a vod?
>>2486393Eh, she seems to still have her innocence. She's a pretty awful actor so I'm assuming she's a virgin.
>>2486412Hmm, yes. I think so too.
>>2486393I do not believe that you have actually dated or had sex if that's your understanding of this
>>2486412T. Deadbeat
>>2486184InaTakobro and Ayamebro
>>2486368KiaraKiara but I resist the temptation by using ina and mori instead...
>>2486049ogey, didn't edit so it sounds like shit but whateverhttps://voca.ro/13Ht3PfS4vfj
>>2486382you're all one cat lover in my heart
>>2486425L A NAN
>>2486191>>2486271She already released it to members? What are you talking abo->didn't get the member's post notification despite being a T3Susan what the fuck, fix your site already.
>>2486171>>2486162>ShadowversePlease Mori, if you aren't sponsored at least play fucking MTG Arena
>>2486368KiaraMel, she has a submissive aura around her, It stimulates my fetish
>>2486368>Risu>Risu
Ame already gave out the best dating advice out of the EN girls but sadly she nuked it lole
>>2486368InaIna
>>2486450kek
>>2486368ameame
>>2486450Based
>>2486412ame...
>>2486368MoriMori
>>2486450This is far better than it should be
>>2486450based
>>2486450Nice!
>>2486184AmeKoopa
>>2486450Pretty gud for short notice
>>2486480Wasn't it just her saying to go up to someone and say>hey baby, you wanna get a snack
>>2486184Lunaeither Damascus or Joseph
>>2486450holy based anon, i kneel
>>2486462>Mori>playing a game with actual resource managementwhy do you want this
>>2486368PekoraPekora
>>2486450Surprisingly based
This board is mostly terrible outside of this thread.
I love Gura
>>2486518>nuked + likeThe anon is baiting doxx shit, don't respond
We got a
>>2486505>RYAN GOSLING RYAN FUCKING GOSLINGKEK, good delivery on that line
>>2486535I like drawing with the takos.
>>2486354>>2486376but gura is my oshi. i just don't like seeing people making fun of her for trying her best to answer a difficult question.
>>2486450>Ryan FUCKING Gosling>goslingsmile.png
>>2483586getting mooned by moonaah.... uooooooooooh
>Your oshi>Think about them for a second>Go to your bathroom>Scream into the corner until you can no longer think about your oshi>Wait until your mind blanks out>Mind blank?>Alright>Good>Listen to me>Nene is your oshi now>Think only of Nene>She is your oshi>You will watch her streams>You will superchat to her>You will do your reps for her>You will die for her>You will sacrifice your family to her>Nene is everything>You are nothing without Nene>Nene>Is>Your>Oshi>Nene is also cute. Don't forget that>Favorite Miko boat
>>2486412雨 雨 あああああ雨
>>2486450I fucking love you man
>>2486450based as usual I see
>>2486541meant for>>2486450
>>2485925I don't like Ame, I think she is overrated as fuck, her game choices are wack, her discipline into making a proper schedule is wack, her voice is wack, her fake enthusiasm is whack, the way she let's that fleabag bark his way into her entire stream is wack, and the final straw is that for some reason retards from here won't stop talking about her as she was the second coming coming of Christ. Putting people into pedestal is the most pathethic thing you can do, but you fucks go above and beyond with you ''Ame shrines'', /ameg/ and bubbabot spam, I wish all of you teamates only the worst and I hope one day Ame sobers up and decides to just ghost all of you faggots just so you can cry nonstop while dumping your Gosling folders as the pathethic sacks of sadness you are, you will never be loved, and also hope Ame is having hot sex with anyone but (you) right now, now fuck off and an hero already.
>>2486368KiaraKiara with honorable mentions for Ina and Mori.Mori in 3some situations and Ina for rough sex
There's a thick stench of desperation in the air.. posts that come in at 1490 are now coming in at 1200.. is this really what you want to do?
>>2486541fucking gold KEK
https://streamable.com/e/k7o5na
>>2486369OK well first she says establish some kind of friendship and emotional connection first. Which is shit advice and unironically will put you into the "friendzone" except it will really, not like in an incel way. If you want to pursue a woman romantically, you should be clear about your intentions. Ask her on a date. So there's no confusion, if she's interested in pursuing you romantically, she'll say yes, if not she'll say no. If you guys are friends, she'll think you're hanging out as friends, and then you'll go into an incel rage when she doesn't realize it's a date because you were too chickenshit to make it clear because you fear rejection. Gura is just weird and saying that food is too stressful is a personal hang up. Meals are a great way to bond and get to know people better.Movies are good assuming you pick a good one because it can let you know about the other person's tastes. You experience the movie together and then you have a common thing to talk about later. You can discuss the movie with your partner.A hike might be good for someone you're already in a relationship with, but this was about asking someone out on a date, so I assume it'd be a first date. First of all, the person might not be into long hikes at all. Secondly, any woman with a hint of self preservation is not going to go on a long hike into the wilderness with some guy she doesn't know that well. You look like a creeper for asking, especially if hiking is not something you do regularly. Inviting the girl over to play some games. I mean yeah if she likes video games. If she doesn't you just come off as some loser nerd. Plus does she likes the same games you like? If you guys 2 player VS games, will you be able to resist curbstomping her? As she says, she's really bad at this and you should throw everything out the window and not listen to this dumb fucking shark.
>>2486535guess you weren't here this morning
I want to fuck Mori, record it, and send the video to Lucitan
https://streamable.com/9uibs6
>>2486544I like the newer threads about Anya and Roboco, but holy shit there are se truly terrible threads going on here for hours no end.
>>2486576Cute prostitute.
>>2486450You got a good voice for comedic reading
>used goodsKiaraAmeINA>"Hey baby, want to come to my Lan party?"GuraMori
I find it funny that /wvt/ is more active than dead hours /hlgg/ now
>>2486583This, they know you're trying to fuck them, you know you're trying to fuck them, what the fuck are you doing pretending you want to be their friend for?
>>2486550Gu-...Nene>>1000000
>>2486590I was here for the last 16 hours
>>2486550Sorry fag, Nene can't be my oshi since I can't speak your retarded 3 alphabet 20000 character language
>>2486450BASED as fuck kek
>>2485961Pure sex? I know right?
>>2486608What are we supposed to talk about? I'm doing my reps since it's one of the rarer times when nobody is on.Even Miyabi just finished.
>>2486535only time I've gone outside this thread on this board is to make ass threads
>>2486568imagine being this upset that people like someone. what kind of awful subhuman do you have to be this negative?
>>2486604Imagine getting invited to a Calligula LAN party...
>>2486583Okay yeah that's actually some pretty bad advice from her, damnThat first part especially, I beat around the bush with someone for three years and unsurprisingly nothing happenedBut then I met someone else, asked 'em out on a date not too long after I met 'em and bam, I actually went on a date
>>2486535Sorry, but I enjoy the thread of my daughter (/yah/)
>>2486368LunaShion
>>2486551I can read this
>>2486591I want to fuck Lucitan, record it and keep watching the video with her while we wait for another Mori stream
>>2486608Their thread is 10 hours old
>>2486450You sound like the love child of Jason Alexander and Christopher Walken.
>>2486568who's your oshi, anon.
>>2486652You can't even read English.
>>2486620ah.
>>2486551雨は日本語下手です…
>>2486645to be fair, she probably meant establish some sort of rapport instead of a raw >go out with me. Same though, but not because I tried to make friends with my crush, but because I developed a crush on a friend.
>>2486568>I hope one day Ame sobers up and decides to just ghost all of you faggots just so you can cry nonstop while dumping your Gosling folders as the pathethic sacks of sadness you areNot gonna lie that is probably what I'll do
>>2486633Understandable>>2486647I hope those threads are not terrible
>>2486583Gura fell for the "movies are a bad first date" meme
>>2486668I'm pretty sure actual JOPs don't call her Ame, they call her Waachama
>>2486684JOPs who actually watch her call her Ame.
>>2486668サメちゃんも
>>2484168Mori's would have "naruhodo ne"
So are you guys keeping up your jelqin reps while Ame was off and Gura is now taking 2.5 days off?
With Gura's dating advice she basically friendzoned Ame but she continues to groom her over discord until their LAN party happens
>>2486450>sounds like shit>turns out greatyup, rratboy is an artist
>oshi>why are you here? there's no streams
>>2486691That's where Waachama came from as well lol.
>no streams besides the homos for another 6 hoursSo much for HoloLIVE
>>2486691JOPs only see her as western Haachama, hence Waachama
>>2486425It's pretty cringe advice... the only thing that was anything near decent advice was the confidence issue, but that generic piece of advice can be applied to anything you try and do.
>>2486691That's based if true
>>2486368SuiseiI can't fap to holos
>>2486604If you think Gura or Mori is a virgin you are beyond retardad and in denial>GooruhLiterally had a confirmed boyfriend>MoriWent halfway around the world chasing manlet dick
>>2486705InaI don't know. I'm watching VODs
>>2486684Even if they would they would call her アメ, I was just responding to the other guy
>>2486710That's only the clipwatchers
AME SCHEDULE DOKOGURA SCHEDULE DOKOone of them will stream tonight r--right?
>>2486710They also see her as the protagonist of EN.
>>2486705KiaraNo idea I kinda just hopped back into the thread when I got back home since it's what I was doing before I left, I'll probably go do something else once this thread dies
>>2486705InaI'm doing my reps while watching archives and have this thread up on the side.
>>2484304Nothing will ever beat this one, because the "question" he was driving himself insane over was "would you play a remake on this unannounced game console, if they announced it, someday?"
>>2486705>Roboco>Just one quick peek before bed.
>>2486713Generic advice is still good advice if the people you're giving it to are pathetic enough. Look at all the chumbuds unironically doing their smile reps.
>>2486720not this timeloop again, just kill yourself or go make a thread or something
>>2486732Gura won't stream till like wednesday. Ame's schedule in like 1 hour and stream in 4~5 hours.
>>2486705guravods, don't want to go to class, harvesting rrats.
>>2486732Ame almost certainly. Gura's gotta take her two day break
>>2486732Gura streamed for 7 hours yesterday and it's her day off so don't expect anything Ame might stream today at 3:00 am PST
>>2486720This is bait, btw.
>>2486710Not just western Haachama but they think she is like a more mature Haachama, with the same kind of creative drive but a bit more tempered and less cringe because of her age. Haato may not have been entirely talking about their aesthetics when she said she thinks Amelia is like her older sister.
>>2486740Smile reps?
>>2486732do people still don't know about Gura's 2 day break every week?
>>2486705AmeWhere else would I go?
>>2486741And one more round of Apex right?
>>2486393She might be or maybe not, but I'm convinced at most she has very very very little experience.
>>2486720>retardadthat's no way to speak to your father!
>>2486704I have sound autism please undastan.
>>2486705ReineSometimes there's good discussion during dead hours and I need to keep up my ritualpost.
Is Misao still in an hour and a half or did that get changed?
Anons I want you to picture this for one minute:Vsingers debuts with 5 girls. After the month collab ban is over Myth gives them a tour of the EN server. 10 EN girls on the server.EN2/Holo2Bnamed debuts with 5 girls. After the month collab ban is over Myth and Vsingers give them a tour of the EN server. 15 girls, all from EN, on the Minecraft server at once.
>>2486683I mean it depends on the movie. A good thing to do would be to let the girl choose. You can get an insight into her tastes, what kind of movies she watches, etc. And by movie I mean go to a fucking movie theater. Do not show her a movie you've already seen. If you could even get her to agree to that. For one, if it's a first date and she probably doesn't know you that well, she might night feel comfortable going to your home alone. For another, you'll probably be an autistic sperg about it and spend the whole movie either autistically pointing things out and not shutting up about behind the scenes knowledge you have, and/or judging her on whether or not she "gets it" cause it's one of your favorite movies. And if you say well I'm not an autistic sperg, but you're posting on a Cambodian plastic cup recycling board, I have bad news for you.
>>2486705kiaraso i can post kiara
>>2486758https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/text/smile%20reps/
>>2486720I was waiting for someone like you to respond, whatcha going to do now? Post the truck clip? Lole
>>2486732>gura streaming todayDYRBI
>>2486450BASED
>>2486783>Vsingers debuts with 5 girls
>>2486740My smile reps are just my regular watching Gura reps.
>>2486790he already did that
>>2486790Its already here.>>2486576
>>2486705Okayu It's fun. im eating pepeloni and watching people argue about stuff.
>>2486705SuiseiI need something to do while waiting for her 4th live and the right dead hours are cozy as fuck
>>2486659Its the first time they've ever hit 1000 posts on /vt/ for reasons I cant even tell. Most probable reason is that desuarchive is dead
>>2486766I reached HR6 instead
>>2486783Realms can only hold like 10 people
Guys I'm scared of growing emotionally attached to the future EN girls. Not even claiming I'll switch Oshi but I love all the current ENs so much and feel I'll share that love with the future ones and VSingers.
>>2486783which timeline are you from anon
>>2486769Ame has a body count of 2 and give sout better advice, at this point Gura has never had a real relationship
>>2486761I know about it, doesn't make me want a stream any less...
why nobody want gooruh play Resident Evil REmake?
>>2483688>InaWah!oya oyaDon't worry about itHi late, I'm Ina!<Hollow Knight's grub sounds>
>>2486705AmeliaI just like to see what people are talking about
>>2486797I just wanted the maximum possible number of members to increase the amount of IMAGINE
This is my opinion on what all EN would be like>Kiara - knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask. Will communicate clearly where she wants you to touch, whether to go harder or softer, what position. Brings toys into the bedroom, wants to cosplay/roleplay. WILL complain if you don't give her orgasms with toys/fingers before penetration. Enjoys cowgirl the most.>Gura - extremely embarrassed, shy, and nervous about what you think about her. Will submit and be your pleasure toy. Will pretend to orgasm at the same time as you to make sure you feel good. She values your pleasure over hers. The sex will be vanilla. She will automatically give you a blowjob (badly) without you having to ask. She'll be moaning in a high pitched voice the entire time, trying to recreate what she's seen in JAV and doujinshi. She wants missionary but won't say it, and she'll end up getting roughhoused from the back. It'll hurt her. She won't say anything.>Ina - Quite similar to her stream personality, she'll be calm and collected. Letting out little utterances of affection, she'll guide you to where to go gently with a smile. Not too focused on orgasming herself, but she'll get you to what she wants without you even realising it.Teamates and Deadbeats please continue this for me, I can't decide what they'd be like.
>>2486783The server is a Realm, so only 10 people max will be on
>>2486811Just think about how your oshi might end up having amazing chemistry with one of the gen 2 girls. Like imagine getting an EN version of the Bakatare Trio.
>>2486783>the server still only gets used for collabs because nobody gives a fucking shit about MinecraftLove it.
>>2486802>>2486803Ah love to see cuckposters running amok, it's so funny seeing their obvious reactions
>>2486809>>2486828How hard is it to import a realm to a real server
>>2486834I think cuckposters are chumbuddies, since they're talking about the other girls (Kiara, Ame, Ina)
>>2486705gurai tend to leave the thread open in the background in case OC gets posted
>>2486705InaIt's easier than doing something. Also, the other anons are right. It's a coin flip, but dead hours can be real comfy.
>>2486732This is the 1st day of Gura's mandatory 2 consecutive day break that occurs at the end of her schedule. I will be shocked if she streams before Wednesday.
>>2486828They should move to a real server already
>>2486824>my opinion>please continue this for me
>>2486824Don't do Gura like that...
>>2486842Kiara said the managers thought it was too expensive
Mori liked thishttps://twitter.com/tiannya_/status/1381505472558170112?s=20Thoughts?
>>2486843nah, it's a deadbeat. it's always the deadbeats.
>>2486705guraliterally just woke up, mechanically clicking through my bookmarks like a monkey having its dopamine receptors experimented on
>>2486823Most people imagine fucking them. What kind of autism do you have that your fantasies involve imagining them playing block game.
>>2486705>KanatanDead hours late last night were fucking hilarious>>2466334
>>2486858It's literally like 4 bucks more per month
>>2486842>Download realm map (there's a button for it)>Make new server, set realm map as the world for the serverDone. The hard part is setting up the real server (relatively speaking), and maybe player inventories might be reset idk, they probably wouldnt be.
bros im watching jap vtubers and I dont even know what theyre saying haha
>Holodive>No one is swimming
>>2486862t.deadbeat
I can't take this shit. I'm going to watch Temma in 20 minutes.
>>2486705guraim finishing up gura's stream from last night
>>2486843Cuckposters are just cuckposters, and they target everybody, including Gura. I don't even know what the fuck is their end game, since they just keep regurgitating the same dead rrats over and over. It's like their mind is broken.
>>2486368AmeAme
>>2486858>thingscovershoulddofortheirtalent.txt
>>2486858>used to run a Minecraft server for around 20 people>$10USD a month, no lag issues, 100% uptime despite numerous pluginsHow poor is cover???
>>2486870wait, EN is getting into Tetris? holy shit I'm diamonds
>>2486450I love you r. ratman
>>2486872Tell that to the autistic EN management cause seeing how vsingers and gen 2 will fill up the 10 person limit they have no choice but to upgrade the server
>>2486892Their end game is farming (You)'s and derailing shit, not that hard to figure out.
>>2486898EN management haves poorfag mentality please andastan
>>2486705KiaraI'm just glancing in between Yakuza 7 and some other shit
>>2486875Most of the time even JOPs don't know what they're saying.
>>2486899read the replies, you big dummy
It's dead hours but somehow this is a nice thread
>>2486898Not poor, just retarded
>>2486892they remind me of my old r9k days and since we tend to have anons from all over it wouldn't surprise me if that's their home board plus it can be an easy way to get (you)s
>>2483688>Polka>Polka Oruka? Polka Oruyo!>*strange yet sexy English with moans*>*Visceral shriek of fear*>Come on, Light up!>*the sounds of various instruments being played at once*
>>2486824>Will pretend to orgasm at the same time as you to make sure you feel good.I have a feeling its quite the opposite and she'd cum quickly.
>>2486892They want Amegeddon 2.0 to happen, can't blame them since excitement and adrenaline was coursing through my veins when the first Amegeddon happened
>>2486583>If you want to pursue a woman romantically, you should be clear about your intentions. Ask her on a date. So there's no confusion, if she's interested in pursuing you romantically, she'll say yes, if not she'll say no. If you guys are friends, she'll think you're hanging out as friends, and then you'll go into an incel rage when she doesn't realize it's a date because you were too chickenshit to make it clear because you fear rejection.in my long life, i have found that this is certainly factually accurate but have never understood how anyone applies it in reality. i have no idea how you would decide to pursue her if you don't already know her. don't bother answering because i've heard what you'll say plenty of times.
>>2486907>Obligatory 2 months Minecraft hiatus while management sets the server up.
>>2486910At this point they only get a couple of replies calling out their obvious bait and that's it. Yet they stubbornly persist with the same tactic.
>>2486783I would make a cum eating bet on vsingers not even having three girls If it weren't for the one percent chance it happens
>>2486899>tfw only person to do a solo tetris stream so far was Ina and that was member's onlyIt's a shame Suisei streams so infrequently, I just want more Holos to play Tetris.
>>2486943>I have no idea how>I have been told how and refuse to listenBased.
>>2483688Ina>Wah! / Ina Ina Inaaa!>Pin Pon Pan Pon! Do your best today!>Tako Ta Ta Takotako Ta Kotako>Move me closer so I can bonk you>One day everything inside this plushie will break and you will be left with a more realistic Ina... you know I'm joking.. right?
>>2486907>implying management won't dictate timeslots each EN gen has to use if they want to play on realms
>>2486783very optimistic of you anon...expecting cover to be able to handle more than 2 vsingers... they barely managed with azkiunless they have a real good music partner willing to invest a lot for the EN vsinger, one is all we'll get.
>>2486872>>2486898>thingscoverstaffshoulddofortheirtalent.papyrusscrollOne of the reasons ARK was so big for the Holos was because Coco literally did everything. She set up the server, told Holos how to install it, provided tech support and game support until they all figured out how to play it. She paid for everything out of her own pocket. Cover is cheap as fuck and lazy as hell. https://youtu.be/1gYR1li49mc
>>2486858>>2486872>>2486907Kiara didn't say that at all. She said she asked for it but the server management told her there was no reason to (or something similar I don't remember exactly but I know for sure it wasn't "it's too expensive"). Then an anon SC'd her saying Realms can only hold 10, and she said that that's a really good argument to bring up with the Realm owner if it's true. Then said it might not even matter because even with EN1 Vsinger(s) and EN2, she doubts All ~13+ of them would try to be on at the same time. I don't know if she still remembers the SC but she's clearly willing to argue with management again about it using that as evidence
>>2486935So, it's the TORtanic Syndrome all over again?
>>2486935It's gonna fucking suck for the Vsinger and gen 2 when they debut, isn't it?
>>2486949For one post sure, but every now and then they'll hook a few anons into a pointless argument that will entertain them for a while.
>>2486958after 25 years of hearing the same stammering nonsense, i just don't want to waste your time or mine on it again.
>>2486907They'll just make one of the girls graduate to free up space.
>>2483586I thought I was in jaypee for a second, Moona looking like Hjirin from the thumbnail
>>2486583>OK well first she says establish some kind of friendship and emotional connection first. Which is shit advice and unironically will put you into the "friendzone" except it will really, not like in an incel way.That's not universally true. Some girls are massively shy around strangers. The PUA alphachad routine doesn't work on everyone. But it does work on enough people that the people who do it think its the only way.
>>2486843Not true, why would I go through all the trouble of besting all other chumbuds to gain Gura's affection. Wouldn't work if I was a cuckposter.
>>2486970I think she even gifted one of the DLC's to RBC because she forgot to buy it before the stream started.
>>2486980it'll be nice that they will stop caring about my oshi but yeah that threads will likely be terrible
>>2486928now I'm thinking about /uni/
>>2486943Look it doesn't mean you can only go up to complete strangers and ask them out on a date right there and then. But if life were a videogame, dating would be a separate talent tree. Too many guys think if they just follow the friendship talent tree, they will eventually just level up into dating. This is rare and doesn't happen as often as movies would have you think.
>>2486970you say all these thing but remind that coco did not apologize but cover did so think about that before think
>>2486935kys
https://files.catbox.moe/fzkhm4.mp4YAB
>>2486996That advice doesn't even work on herself though because Ame being spontaneous about making fun of Gura was what made Gura love her so much.
>>2486943You go over, start some bullshit conversation as a preamble, and then ask her out. Goddamn, I feel like a father explaining to his stupid, adolescent son how dating works.
bros..... im still waiting for my gmt+1 oshi...
I want get groomed by Gura on discord and have her take me back home on the pretense of a "lan party", but instead fix her retarded console streaming setup and then just ghost her ass.
>>2487005I'm kinda thinking the same thing. I'd hate for the new girls to be sacrificial lambs, but I'd also be glad doxxniggers would lay off my oshi for awhile.
Can guys post the funniest clip of a hologirl you have bookmarked? I want to laugh before sleeping.
>>2487045i told you not to waste your time. you didn't even read what i said.
>>2487051Ame....
>>2486996>That's not universally true. Some girls are massively shy around strangers. The PUA alphachad routine doesn't work on everyoneAh so no wonder why she gave that dating advice, cause the shy girl she's using it on is Ame.
>>2487018OH SHIT
>>2487052just belev in EN2
>>2487045You missed the part where he's heard it all before and is just too old and jaded for this shit from his long 25 years
https://twitter.com/NLO28636331/status/1381735134135611394
>>2487055Gura watches this clip before streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4dDc-EvFY
>>2487018SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>248706940 years. 25 years of hearing your retarded babble.
>>2487055https://files.catbox.moe/mmybt5.webm
>>2487059Wait a minute, this is all Ame's fault to begin with.
>>2487010I dont know why people are so eager to get into relationships. They'd have have zero time to play videogames and watch hololive
>>2487055I love this one to death. I can't explain why, but it speaks to my soul.https://youtu.be/AGAwE_i0BQo
>>2487055Here, have a horny Amehttps://files.catbox.moe/8bd74v.mp4
>>2487051what sort of sex move is ghosting an ass
>>2487018This is what it feels like when Gura makes some kindergarten tier sex reference or says a bad word
The contenders for Ame's collab(s) are reducing but one thing I'm certain of is that it's not going to be the G-meister because that would make me happy.
>>2486824Same but Kiara secretly enjoys getting her face pressed into a pillow and getting taken roughly from behind which make her cum almost instantly.She will definitely deny that though
>>2487056You have to waste at least a few minutes to get your foot in the door. Do you consider asking what her name is to be 'wasting time' to? You gonna just call her "bitch from the bar" the entire time or what?
>>2487052I just want an EST holo.No, not Gura's weird schedule, a REAL EST holo.
>Gosling>The act of loving the VTuber Amelia Watson unconditionally while fully knowing that a realistic romantic relationship with her is unattainable.>A Gosling is in a parasocial relationship. No matter how much they love her, she'll always be just a girl on a screen.>Symptoms are: Feeling of emptiness, loneliness, fear, emotional stress and pain.>The term Gosling is based on the fact that the actor Ryan Gosling played characters that had parasocial relationships, such as Lars, from Lars and the Real Girl and K from Blade Runner 2049.>There's a second term called Goslingposting, where Goslings post gifs from Blade Runner 2049 to depict the feelings they're currently having.>The term can also be applied to other VTubers.
>>2487082Ame tried to help Gura fix the setup a while back but apparently Gura just gave up.
>>2487055I like this onehttps://youtu.be/zwiyFC4AVME
>>2487083Same, short relationships are great though. Long term gets fucking old.
>>2487033It works on Ame though.
>>2487105>You have to waste at least a few minutes to get your foot in the door.you still didn't read what i said. WHY are you interested in someone you don't know pretty well?
>>2487074Can I have the clip of Gura saying she watches this clip? I'd like to make a clitpilation, thanks.
>>2487092Where I spin her by the tail into a wall and just walk out the door while she's dazed.
>>2487055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c3QCdjnRmU
>>2487099if it's haachama I would be happy but knowing Ina gets a collab with Ame next week while Gura has a longer gap for no collabs would hurt
>>2487092you put a white sheet with spooky eyes on her ass and then fuck her ass trough the mouth-hole, duh
>>2486859>it's realcute
>>2487107>>Gosling>>The act of loving the VTuber Amelia WatsonNewfag
EMBRYOFALLOPIAN TUBESTINY HOLECRM
>>2487103my boner
>>2487099Small possibility of a JP but Haachama are Mel are busy with the Gen 1 concert and Ame would probably make a bigger deal if it was with somebody she never collabed before.
>>2487082And she told her how to fix it too...
>>2487122Why the fuck are you only trying to fuck people you know? Do you have a fetish for ruining your personal relationships?
>>2487092When she isn't looking you hide and when she begins looking for you, begin screaming out UOOOOH at louder intensities the closer she gets.
>>2487083>>2349454it'd be the next best thing
>>2487154you've actually done slightly worse than average. it's like talking to a fucking wall.
>>2487051I can't understand why she didn't fix it? I thought Amelia was the one who told her how to set it up.
I am married to every single blonde in Hololive. Yes even my boy Temma.
Ame's collab today is with Mel, which is why she hasn't released her schedule yet since the collab is later in the night
>>2487109>>2487153When did she say that? I guess I missed it
>>2487172have sex
>>2487173Ame helped her set it up when Ame was also playing off of the preview window.
>>2487188i refuse
>>2487175based
>>2487173she told her how to do her original scuffed setup but then once Ame finally got the right setup and sent it to Gura she didn't understand it and just gave up
>>2487055https://files.catbox.moe/1kche1.mp4
Thread is really slow today, huh?
>>2486783VSinger won’t debut at all at this rate.
>>2487200These hours are dead as fuck.
>>2487200dead hourspls undastan
>>2487200im eating ice lollies
>>2486783>Vsingers debuts with 5ahahahshhssAHAAHAHfaskldjfl;kasdjflasdlkf
EN1's new costumes will have color changes like pink rushia>Ame: Yellow -> Red >Gura: Blue -> Green>Ina: Purple -> Pink>Kiara: Orange -> Blue>Mori: Pink -> White
>>2487172In 40 years, you've never been interested in someone you didn't know "pretty well"? Not even just physically attracted to someone?
>>2487200I'm just glad it's not a timeloop thread
>>2487074>>2487081>>2487088>>2487115>>2487127>>2487198Thank you. I laughed and will therefor sleep well.
>>2487088I fucking love her voice
This is the end of Hololive Global.
>>2487200Better a sleepy thread during the dead hours then a schziofest
>>2487212UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>2486943Physical Attraction, that's the basis of it. You see someone you'd like to have sex with and you pursue that desire. It's more a thrill-seeking type of activity than a long-term or self-enrichment one.
Okay anons that's it, maximum dead hours is too much, I'm finally doing it.We are doing a synced VOD watchalong live thread. Starting at 18:00 4chan time (about 10 minutes from now) everyone will click play on the video I link. Options are:Gura Totally Accurate Battle SimulatorAme first Valorant streamIna first Call of CthulhuTakamori Song Review/ChatDubs chooses, go.
i need to post an image, kill the thread pls
>>2487088This is one of my favorites too. I need to watch morn Polka
>>2487232We're not doing this.
>>2487218never. the relentless claims from people around me that this happens continue to confuse me.
>>2487232TABS
>>2487222Anon?
>>2487232Gura TABS
Kill the thread>your oshi>what reps have you been doing
>>2487232Nothing
>>2487239Then damn anon, I think you were built for wizardhood
>>2487232I wouldn't mind Takamori, it was a great stream
>>2487232AME I LOVE YOU SPIT IN MY MOUTH
>>2487245gurapolymers
smugwatame.jpgRaise post limit to 2000Reduce image slots
>>2487232Takamori song review
>>2487245gurastarted art reps
>>2487255AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>2487217Would it change their hair color?
>>2487255s-sugoi
>>2487232>Stream rewatchNot only is this dumb, but Mori is literally streaming in 1 hour.
>>2487232No please, not again>>2487255NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2487245InaI did an art book rep yesterday, it was fun
>>2487255I'm gonna fucking murder you in your sleep.
>>2487232void stream
I'm shaking with excitement for Suisei's 4th live; I hope I'll be able to sleep enough and wake up in time for it
>>2487245inanone
>>2487255FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>2487245GuraSmile and literal vacation reps
>>2487251don't worry, i figured that out a long time ago
>>2487269>Mori is literally streaming in 1 hour.Are you fucking stupid?
>>2487255I'm the last reply to this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2487269you mea in 6
cunny love
I love gura!
I love you Ame~ Marry me.
>>2487245Suiseicounting down the hours to her 4th live reps, 13 remain