/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kronii is a whore!

Kronii LUST!

Kronii is my wife!

I love her so much...

Kronii and TimeRyS love!

>>24845353
Why this? You're just gonna invite fucking tourists and shitposters in the thread...

Good night Kronies...

>>24845998
sleep well...

>>24845998
kroyasumi

KRONII LOVE
I LOVE HER SO MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I miss /nasa/...

https://twitter.com/miprea/status/1528061084468654080

when will council get their 3Ds
IRyS is in development hell so she'll have to wait.

>>24846436
I hope they reduce kroniis tits for her 3d model

>>24846471
I hope they make them bigger.

>>24846533
Her back will end up like Sanas...

>>24845468
TimeRyS LOVE!!!

>>24846436
koi who???

Kroniichiwa Ourobros!

Hello there Kronies. Has someone already made porn using the fanmade 3d model?

>>24846614
Mornin' Fluff!

No post for almost an hour... Goodbye /∞/...

>>24847794
You could have just posted anything like normal. Instead, you chose to complain.

>>24847940
>compressed

>>24847967
And I feel no shame.

>>24847794
/∞/ is reclining

>>24847794
dead hours pls andatstand

>>24847940
>>24848047
Compressed Kronii posters still really are the worst.

>>24848427
You're just looking at compressed posters with prejudice. There's nothing remarkably bad about my posts.

>>24848489
compressed posters have a compressed brain

>>24848572
Oh really?

>>24848598
Y-YES...

>>24848598
Why can't you just be nice...

>>24848704
I am nice. To those who deserve it at least.

>>24848793
>To those who deserve it at least.
compressed posters deserve death

>>24848870
Don't you think that's a little extreme?

What's it like to be cummed inside?

>>24848923
maybe...

>>24848952
As long as you understand you were being irrational, it's all water under the bridge. Don't worry about it.

>>24848928
I don't know...

>>24848928
>get a jar of mayo
>get a turkey baster
>fill baster with mayo
>shove up arse
>???
>conclusion: very messy

>>24850292
messy and slightly yummy

>>24850292
Now I'm shitting mayo all evening

Why did Kronii sign off onto opening a tiktok, same with gura? I can understand its the company wanting to branch out but for Kronii especially, if there was a venn diagram of Hololive fans and people that use tik tok, there would be very little overlap, especially for kronies. Just a bit bizarre to me

>>24850905
>especially for kronies.
idk, kronies seem pretty young desu

>>24850905
I think they just asked everyone in EN if they wanted a tiktok, and those who said yes had their account made. Kronii wanted to try it out from her own volition.

>>24850905
frfr tiktok is so bussn't no cap, fellow bruhs

>>24850905
Maybe Kronii's a pushover and she couldn't say no to management?

>>24845353
What are some must watch streams for new Kronies?

>>24850905
They've already done it for JPs and IDs, this isn't new. Tiktok is a big platform for zoomers, which happens to be most of hololive's target demographic.

>>24850905
isnt it safe to assume kronii is a zoomer since zoomers are known to have a gender dysphoria phase. if so im sure tiktok is not exactly a foreign concept to her.

>>24848928
In my experience, if they don't cum a lot you will just feel it afterwards when it begins leaking out. If they cum a lot you can actually feel it pooling inside you, and it's really warm for a while.

>>24846411
You're welcomed here anytime sanalite.
>>24847794
Some of us sleep sometimes anon...
>>24848048
Just like your mom.
>>24850992
She probably though it was mandatory. And like twitter, she will barely use it. Not that it maters really.
>>24851015
It will vary depending who you ask. But for me:
>Superhot: Kronii 'character act' in a nutshell.
>Frostpunk: a lot of jokes kronies do come from there, also she was pretty funny there.
>We were here together: if you want to witness the start of KroMei.
>Minecraft: if you want to see autism and her relationship with other members.
>Mario Party with Kira: for KIRA dynamic.
>The first offline collab: you can watch clips of this one though.
>Birthday stream and memba streams: for parasocialness.

>>24851015
My personal recommendations including both solo streams and collabs:
Superhot
First Minecraft stream + IRyS' Minecraft stream that overlaps
Both Devour collabs
Both KIRA (Kronii, IRyS, Reine, Anya) collabs
A Way Out part 1 and 2 with IRyS (part 2 is at IRyS' channel)
First House Flipper stream
Ringfit
First Elden Ring stream

>>24851524
Tell me you're a TimeRySfag without telling me you're a TimeRySfag

>>24851524
Oops AWO part 1 is at IRyS' channel.

>>24851015
All of them including group collabs without her pov, gorilla appearances as well as her twitter spaces

>>24851559
To be fair with the IRyStocrat, those were all good streams.

>>24851559
At least I didn't recommend them the nether quartz adventure and the April Fool's stream.

>>24851650
The nether quartz adventure was a good one, you should add that to the list

>>24851650
The April Fool's stream was great though, but yeah, not essential by any means.

>>24851690
I didn't recommend the April Fools stream despite being a good stream (both Sana's and Kronii's actually) because they're not as great for a new kronie to start with. It's better to become familiar with Kronii and then watch it to appreciate Kronii's mannerisms.

>>24851666
I wasn't comfortable adding it because Kronii only appears in it after the first hour or so. But I would certainly recommend it for more intermediate kronies.

>>24851433
Added to my list, thank you.
>>24851751
I was pretty reluctant about watching old streams, but I had never thought of it this way. You have changed my perspective, thank you.

>>24851015
Don't watch collabs, I have no idea why the others are recommending them. Anyways, some of her best ones are Superhot, Sonic Adventure 2, the first House Flipper, Powerwash Simulator, the Fire Noodle challenge and her end of the year zatsu

Kronii love

>>24851890
>You have changed my perspective, thank you.
I... I did? You're welcome? I just thought a new kronie might be on the fence on sitting through a whole series or just watching Kronii for her eccentricities so I suggested the more entry level one-shot type of streams so you might have a good grasp of Kronii's appeal. If you're already sold on Kronii, I'd recommend some members streams and powerwash and maybe a few other streams too.

>>24852207
Kronii lust

I LOVE HER!!!!!!! I LOVE KRONII!!!!!!! KRONII LOVE!!!!!!!

Kronii Love!

>>24849013
I hate that I read all your posts with Kronii's voice

>>24850905
Hako definetly said:
> Kroniii you should definetly at least give iit a try!

>>24852459
You need to detox anon, that is not a good sign.

>>24852562
Please stop replying to me Anon, you sound exactly like clock lady.

Don't believe her lies...
s2

>>24852226
I was just watching streams from the last two months, I thought going too far back would distort the image I've made of Kronii. But I think what you said about going back to catch her mannerisms and such applies here and with any other Holo I decide to give a chance. Although I think I finally found my oshi here. because I've been in hell since Rushia left

kronii indifference.

>>24852100
Some of Kronii's best moments are in collabs, schizo.

>>24852649
Kronii never lies

>>24852877
Why do you hate Kronii so much that you can't watch her solo streams?

>>24853029
Whatever you think I said, I didn't say it, that was the voices in your head.

>>24852100
Stop seething at collabs Midknight

>>24853081
Not him

>>24853129
In spirit

>>24852616
I sound hot then.

>>24852339
But you hate her…

>>24853129
Ah so just the anticollabschizo

>>24853146
But I'm inspiritanon, not him... and like eight more names.

>>24853203
Holding Kronii's hand...

>>24853203
Cute!

Every day I give thanks that we aren't birds.

>>24853203
That really is cute...

>>24853298
But I like crows...

Here's today's stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVHNXIgYAU8

>>24852693
>spoiler.
Oof, sorry for your lost anon.

>>24853486
Kronii also like crows...

>>24853495
Mating press

>>24853486
Yes, but Kronii's not even bird themed, it doesn't make sense for the fan mascot to be a bird.

>>24853532
Forced meme.

>>24853593
>This meme is popular, so as a BASED 4chan user, I have to be a contrarian and hate it now

>>24853581
I know. I'm not saying otherwise, I'm just saying it would have been nice.

>>24853581
We could have all been snakessss...

>>24853634
Except we wouldn't be getting the clockronie plush for the merch and I wouldn't have anything interesting to do with my onahole when it gets here.

>>24853581
Kronii can be a fake bird. She even said it herself in the Party Panic collab. There were two fake birds in the collab. And of course, Kronii is also a marine animal in the form of a sea cucumber.

>>24853677
Some kronie probably would've made an avatar of a modified Cobra Commander and would have based his personality on it. So much missed potential...

>>24853739
>potential

>>24853244
Do you think they held hands in real life too?

>>24853739
Frostpunk and takobro's art was just too strong...

>>24853734
Penguin projectile pee...

>>24853775
>Fauna and Mumei holding Kronii's hands against her will
God that's so fucking hot.

>>24853623
yes

>>24853786
Takobro was a trooper anyway, much respect to him.

>>24853495
kronii hates bae though...

>>24853833
Kronii being loved and pampered against her will by Fauna and Mumei!

>>24853897
I'm happy that kronies have finally realized that Kronii is not a top by any means.

>>24854137
We realised that a long time ago when she couldn't stop jobbing

>>24854137
No! Kronii is a KAKKOI top!

>>24854137
Kronii is a top, take your meds

I miss boros...

>>24854173
Kronii does NOT job! At least when it matters the most! She's the winner of yacht against Ollie, winner of Mario Party against KIRA, got into the tsuyo cup in Mario Kart, winner of Party Panic. Is there more? I feel like there's more that I'm not remembering right now. Anyways, Kronii is no jobber.

>>24854338

>>24854210
>>24854181
Only if there's no better top around, she is rock bottom around Kiara Reine and IRyS.

>>24854287
I don't miss Boros. I miss Krono. But I guess if Boros gets a shota voice, I'd be willing to see him onstream.

>>24854338
>She's the winner of yacht against Ollie
PRAY TO KRONII MY BROTHERS!
(that one was epic. that one is a must see to the newkronieanon)

>>24854377
Ehhh, I'd disagree with Iwys

>>24854137
Kronie tops when she doesn’t intend to, and when wants to is when she ends up a bottom.

>>24854377
For Reine, there hasn't been enough 1-on-1 for me to say either way but with IRyS, there's more of a push and pull and trying to establish dominance but IRyS usually submits to Kronii in the end I think.

Kronii should play League.

>>24854526
Bruh

>>24854526
Kaela...

Kronii should play with my balls

>>24854397
Yeah at least the whole yacht portion is a must watch.

>>24854526
You could try teaching her, Kaela
Make her your adc or support so you get to be duos in bot lane!

>>24854514
Kronii always ends up bottom at some point

>>24854514
>>24854449
https://vocaroo.com/1ljc8r2hSUUk

obligatory

kronii should turn all of us into shotas and play with our cocks

>>24854555
>He doesn't like chess.

>>24854585
Even this has Kronii establishing dominance in the end.

>>24854551
I'm sure kronii would love to play football with them

Kronii should turn all of us into shotas and make us frot

>>24854633
Kronii should play Fifa 22

>>24854671
frottingschizo...

Kronii should marry all of us

Kronii should kill me. Beat me to a pulp and just leave me there in my own blood while she disgustingly looks down at me as the life fades from my eyes.

>>24854797
All me btw

>>24854797
Sorry, she already married to the whole Holo ID branch.

>>24854815
I have just opened the thread and see the post first. It is a good start to my day. I need this also.

Kronii should go back in time and prevent me from being born to save me the pain that comes with existence.

>>24854815
>>24854855
Which one of you is Tyler Durden.

COOMING INSIDE KRONII

>>24854900
But she's a sadist

>>24854915
I have not seen that movie.

>>24854918
Don't say that word you'll summon it

Kronii should play the award-winning MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV which has a free trial up to level 60 including the award-winning Heavensward. Oh, while also furiously making out with and confessing her love for me, who wrote this post.

>>24854978
Read the book, it's better.

>>24854989
He's more likely to be summoned if anyone says normie

>>24855008
Ina nobody care about your MMORPG

Kronii should go back in time and poison Gavrilo Princip's parents

>>24855018
Or booba

>>24855008
Shut up Ina. She should play Paladin with the announcer pack of the famous Amelia Watson.

imagine drinking kronii's milk

>>24855045
>Condemning millions to continued life
>Through the great depression even
Diabolical

Kronii should sleep with 20000 men...

>>24855080
Ame is an announcer in a game?!

>>24854944
I'm not experiencing the fun type of pain :(

>>24855127
all me

Kronii should let me suck on her tits first thing every morning and as the last thing before going to bed every day

>>24855127
All me

>>24855099
Milking Kronii like a cow with Kiara.

>>24855099
The milk isn't even the best part, but it sure is a great part about sucking on her nipples

I'm gonna make like a potato or a lemon clock I think
I'll post it every day until it either rots and stops functioning or Kronii acknowledges it.

>>24855169
Like Kiara would share if she could do that.

>>24855248
Yes, she would

>>24855034
>>24855080
Kronii will form a static with her favorite Kronies and will obtain <<The Perfect Legend>> title offstream, and you will have to hear her firsthand account about how cool the Alexander fight was and how they we one J-Wave away from not making it to the transition.

Kronii should learn how to ride a 19th century bike.

>>24855300
Kronii would job any static she is a part of

>>24855248
Making out with Kiara while we both suck on Kronii's tit

>>24855327
Monotit...

>>24855135
I think the pack is not available anymore, but yes, Paladins. Gura too in a rhythm game, can't remember the name.

>>24855300
>Alexander
Get with the times old man, it's Dragonsong War now.

is kronii hot irl or just has sex voice?

>>24855346
We decided to fight over a singular tit instead of sucking on one each like rational people would

>>24855389
imagine lusting for 3DPD when you have the superior 2D.

>>24855389
She is probably average. Also, we shouldn't talk about it.

>>24855348
Kiara had a ton of fun with Ame's announcer pack
https://youtu.be/9JfKSPXny2k

>>24855389
This cannot be discussed here.

>>24855427
We can organize and take turns. We're civilized men (and lesbian women), aren't we?

>>24855389
All the holomems who met her irl seem to still thirst for her. So she might be hot.

>>24855389
This could have been easily ignored but I guess I'll be retarded too and give you your fourth (You)

>>24855441
just wondering, i love her voice, i don't really care about her 3d/2d persona

>>24855389
Currently she is just about room tempurature in bed, its a pleasant day outside so I don't expect her getting too warm

>>24855541
If she's room temperature, she's dead right now? This is how I find out about my oshi's death?

>>24855541
She probably gets pretty warm under that weighted blanket.

>>24855594
What does it smell like under there?

>>24855591
I havent checked her internal temperature, just her skin. My clock just so happens to be a thermometer too so I'll stick it in and give a reading

>>24855637
I don't know, I just want to get a good night's rest with Kronii... God I'm so fucking alone.

>>24855637
After this weekend? Weed and piss.

>>24855670
I wonder if she's the cuddling type...

>>24855637
Pure estrogen and clothes that have been worn for a bit too long

I don't even think I'd care anymore if Kronii wasn't physically attractive.

>>24855704
If she is, I might sleep without tossing and turning for once...

>>24855637
horrible, girls smell pretty bad, i think it has to do with pheromones i guess

>>24855670
Buy a dakimakura, anon, it helps

>>24855828
>Not attracted to female pheromones
Bro you are legitimately gay

>>24855838
I already have a dakimakura, it helps a little until you realise that it can't hold you back

Good morning Kronies...
>>24846580
kek

>>24855828
Apparently Koreans don't have as much body odor.

>>24855479
Kiara is the go-to Holo for shilling shit, she is a pro.

Kronii doesn't do collabs with IRyS anymore because she's jealous of the healthy relationship IRyS has with her parents
This is also why you haven't seen her play with Bae either

>>24855853
Unironically this.

>>24855961
Ogey.

>>24855853
I... I never thought about it, i really can't stand women odor, usually they wear perfume but after sex i would start to notice the smell and i just couldn't stand it or even get hard for a 2nd round, am i gay?

what does kronii's pussy taste like

>>24855961
Bae unironically has an unhealthy relationship with her parents. She's doted on, but they don't recognise her independence despite being an adult now.

>>24856009
Sand.

>>24855961
Make up with your parents anon

sand
i hate sand

>>24856009
Kimchi lasagne

>>24856009
Maple syrup.

>>24856009
Greek yogurt

>>24856009
Strawberry cheesecake!

>>24856006
Possibly, you'll never know until you smell a dick and see what that does for you. Women can smell pretty bad down there if they're shaved and don't wash regularly because of how excretions interact with skin bacteria, but those with at least some hair can smell pretty good because the hair keeps sweat pheromones away from the skin. Then again, it might just be personal taste. The point is that gonadal pheromones are literally evolved to attract members of the opposite sex, so if it smells bad to you, there's something wrong with you or with them.

>>24855389
she has the perfect eyeliner as other girls described to theres that

>>24855637
it smells like home..

>>24856842
Clean your home once in a while anon.

>>24855637
Like timemutt's tongue.

>>24856993
it doesn't smell like anything because i got air refreshener

kissing kronii..
ON THE LIPS!

>>24857148
It smells like air freshener

>>24856434
that seems kind of a harsh way to find out, i rather just assume the girls i've been with smell bad

>>24857164
kissing Kronii on the forehead and reassure her everything will be alright

>>24857191
Might be, something else to consider is that a large part of how people smell comes down to diet, and most people now have really shitty diets that make them smell bad.

Massaging Kronii's back..

When will Holo EN go back to Monster Hunter Rise...

I don't want her to stream anymore

>>24857436
why...

>>24857388
When they get paid to play it again. Actually, I've always wondered if there's a grace period between paid promotions of a game and playing it as they normally do.

>>24857469
I don't know...

Kronii Massaging My back..

>>24857541
YOU HATE HER

>>24857513
But I want to listen to her gwaks while she struggles to fight monsters in the game...

>>24857587
thats what she did to sana...

>>24857541
Loving her is too painful for you. I get it. You love kronii so much you wish you never met her....

http://poal.me/mr0rr3
http://poal.me/mr0rr3
http://poal.me/mr0rr3

>>24856009
My tongue

>>24857541
>>24857698
Nah, you're just both menhera! Now go touch grass!

I LOVE HER I LOVE KRONII BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24857754
but i have a job and go outside every day...

:)

>>24857812
Touch grass harder!

>>24857812
That means nothing when talking about mental stability.

>>24857754
But anon the microcuts...

why does she hate me...

>>24857733

>>24857808
Need a rerun, want my C2...

>>24857909

>>24857886
She knows what you did

>>24855373
Anon, there’s a very obvious reason why I picked the Alexander fight over DSR, come on, you can figure it out without any hints.

>>24857979
>They really stayed together one more day
>They still won't do another 1 on 1 collab

>>24854663
found you

>>24857948
Wakey wakey or imma sneak in my pp pp inside your cunny cunny.

>>24858114
>I am told that if I make one more fuck-up I will be fired
kek, so calling a coworker a nigger wasn't enough to fire her?

If Kronii says that she can only love one of us, are we gonna battle it out or settle it in a cultured manner?

>>24858196
I'm killing everyone and then myself so she doesn't pull that shit again

>>24858114
Stop stalking Freaky.

>>24857991
B-but what did I do...

>>24858284
Why didn't I thought of that..

>>24858196
suicide pact with /∞/...

>>24856434
I don't know about other dicks but the smell of my own dick makes me horny, am I gay for myself?

>>24858196
I don't want Kronii to love me, so you guys can go at it all you want

>>24858196
When Kronii says it, she already knows who her hearts belongs to, therefore the smart move is to not do anything at all and let all the other Kronies end each other.

>>24858409
You hate her...

>>24855896
mine does :)

>>24858196
I don't think anyone stands a chance against Kronii except Kronii herself

>>24858443
No, I love her, but I prefer it to be one sided

>>24858114
No wonder she's always angry, tech support management isn't fun
I wonder if her credentials are enough for her to find work in other fields or industries

>>24858315
You should know this already
If you don't, well... add that to the list of reasons why she hates you

>>24858472
>weak-willed

>>24858114
>tfw I have a stressful frustrating job too but I don't take it out on my co-workers because my oshi is Zen and she keeps me calm and composed

fools
kronii will fuse every single one of us and that kronie fusion will marry queue

>>24858938
SHE'S 16

>>24858938
>spoiler
That is a name I haven't heard in a while.

If Kronii's new place becomes the HoloEN house, would you be okay if the girls crash into some of her solo streams?
Not members streams though, she'd make it pretty clear those are off-limits

morning, I need Kronii...

>>24859023
>Surprise cameos
I'd like that, honestly. Imagine hearing Fauna's muffled voice from somewhere beneath Kronii in a stream.

wow the booba

>>24859023
imagine this but its krofaumei..
my dick would explode again..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFDQjXs6ieM

>>24858977
Thats legal

>>24859154
For other 16 year olds, you're still going to prison if you diddle her and you're a legal adult.

>>24858977
Kronii is a groomer

>>24858938
>All kronies become one.
>Marries Queue.
>Becomes Argentinian.
>Pay the memba in A$Rs.
>Kronii suddenly realizes that all her memba income is two A$Rs memba.
>Graduates and becomes an IT worker.
>Meets Freaky and marries her.
>Moves to Indonesia.
>One day, walking in the street, meets Reine.
>Divorces Freaky and marries Reine.

Kroniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>24859187
Allah takes no objection

>>24859023
It really would become like the Bunkeronii at that points: real life imitates Minecraft all along. I don’t it see going full EN Holohouse until maybe after a prospective EN3 debuts only because right now there’s pretty limited foot traffic as is unless the rrats about Mumei living close-ish hold any water.

I guarantee if Australia stops going full head-ass about their COVID strategy and Sana’s back gets better, Council will absolutely all meet up at her place eventually.

>>24859283
I dont think queue is a muslim

>>24859386
She's Taiwanese isn't she?

>>24859503
her ARS is real ARS

>>24859023
Why do you guys hate solo Kronii Kino?

>>24859532
Why are the voices in your head telling you people mean one thing when they say another?

https://files.catbox.moe/kkdgji.png
Someone catch that teamate.

>>24859792
Based teamate got the goods

>>24859792
that teamate will shortly be descended upon by thousands of kronie clocks

No stream today either? I miss her...

>>24860106
Maybe she is finally moving.

>>24860106
It feels like it's been so long since the last stream...

>>24860146
No, she mentioned that she would do it on a weekend

>>24860149
If you don't want to count the scuff offcollab it has been 5 days

Do you think she'll join Bae?

>>24860975
I think Bae finished her tunnel in the bunkeronii, so there should be no problem.

i'll never give in...

>>24861330
Show Kronii some love...

>>24861330
It's better that way
You don't have to deal with emotional baggage...

>>24861330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-ISatLDG0

>>24861330
>Old avatar

>>24860975
She should rape that desperate little slut.

>>24861782
No rape, gentle love making.

>>24861782

>>24861890
Gentle mating press.

>>24861890
No. She shall be raped.
>>24861937
You will not be safe. Submit.

>>24862101
Raping Freaky...
inb4
>Shut the fuck up
>Exit the thread

>>24862143
Kill yourself.

>>24862196
Why do you hate me...

>>24862230
You say disgusting things.

>>24862196

>>24862293
Okay, the ending got me.

>>24862293

what is love..

>>24862494
kronii don't hurt me...

>>24862451
stop posting this...

>>24862517

The ultimate life form:
https://twitter.com/rjseka7758/status/1529135298458046464

>>24862864
kronii forma de sperm

>>24862864
>12 oshi marks

>>24862864
That's not shadow...

>>24862935
The ultimate whore…

>>24863015
its not tyrant either...

>>24863941
It's not my dick either.

i found it incredibly repulsive when kronii said "oh yeah boy" and quite frankly im a bit traumatized now

>>24864148
>he didnt splooge buckets when he heard that
ngmi

>>24864148
Are you a Star Wars fan? I could then understand how listening to Mickey enjoying being sodomized could provoke fury in you then.

does fauna have a good mmd model?
stealing an idea from a youtube comment but you know how right before fauna slaps kronii, she goes "hey kronii"
i feel like you could use that audio to recreate the scene where the american psycho patrick chops down paul except with fauna as patty and kronii as paul

>>24864586
Not as good as the one Kronii just got