/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24843927
nice to see you here, alloy

Gura cute Gura cute!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGURA

>>24844096
I love her so much

Would be nice to see an amesame cover song.

>>24844176
Hot.

>be mall security
>almost closing time
>hear moaning from bathroom
>check it out to ensure no junkie dying in there
>push open only closed stall
>see this
what do
https://files.catbox.moe/0gtx91.png

>>24844256
Try to dominate, fail, get ridden by Gawr.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>24844256
I post it to #guralewd

Minecraft tonight

>>24844256
WHAT DO WE GOT ERE' HUH
Two junkies? Huh? Two meth heads? How many crack rocks you gonna give her for that?

>>24844256
Mating press.

Hello late night chumbies. How horny are you all tonight.

>>24844975
how long is a piece of string?

>>24844096
Her cheeks look so pinchable, she’s so cute!!

>>24844975
>>24844256
I want to rip Gawr off Gura and take her for myself.

>>24844989
idk, how long?

>>24844176
in 20 years

>>24844975
ALOT

>>24844975
Very

>>24845034
Phrase. How long is a piece of string? (colloquial, often humorous, rhetorical question) Used as a response to a question such as "How long will it take?" or "How big is it?" when the length or size is unknown, infinite, variable, or relative.

>>24844256
Good job on their expressions

>>24845111
google says this is american english but I've never heard it before in my life.

>>24844975
It's too early for me to be horny.

>>24845281
to be fair it's a fairly old saying. i don't think people use it much any more.

>>24844975
Already goomed, but still extremely horny. I want gura to suck on and lick my ears while breathing into them heavily. I want to smell her breath and kiss her mouth and suck on her tongue. Might listen to her valentines day lollipop suck stream, or the 3dio stream where she bites on my ears. I want to... oh god I'M GONNA FUCKING GOOM AGAIN. AAAAAAAAAAAA

But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me

Short, and pale, and young, and lovely
The girl from Atlantis goes walking
And when she passes, I smile
But she doesn't see
She doesn't see me...

Fucking pedos, she's a child for godsake...

>>24845763
How is a child this sexy

>>24845834
She's only sexy to you because you're disgusting.

glibberish gombalion

BOO!

>>24845763
Yes.

>>24845763
She is perfect adult, and what woman adult should be

Gura I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you so so so so so much

>>24846975
k

>>24845834
Kill yourself

GURA SUCKS

>>24847423
yeah, me

>>24847378
go back to twitter, cunt

>>24847378

>>24847456
imposter, i know you're not gura because she is asleep in my bed right now.

>>24847423
she sure does

>>24847378

hello gooba
when are you going to do another karaoke? i hope you do an all country music karaoke some time
i can't stop listening to chicken fried by the zac brown band because of that one apple bee's commercial

>>24844096
Why does she tease us every single time
GODDAMN BRATTY SHARK! CORRECTIVE ACTION IS NEEDED UUUOOOHHH

Good morning

>>24848397
thanks for walking my wife for me anon

>>24848397
I did not consent to having an image of me and my wife posted onto the internet.
Please delete this immediately.

Is goop goop dead?

>>24848414
I took care of your wife very well :)

So, did she say anything about when will she stream next time? From what I remember she has Minecraft shit to do

>>24848584
Wednesday.

I want Gaby to pound me while Gura watch

>>24848584
Bae is playing Minecraft tonight so wait and see

>>24844256
>unzip dick
>get behind the red gura
>sex train time

>>24848458
I'm sorry chumbud, there was nothing you could do

>>24848584
Who knows, she's irregular and doesn't communicate.

>>24848705
>new ip
>shitposting the usual timeloops
sasuga

>>24848742
how is he wrong tho?

>>24848766
Being correct doesn't make it not a timeloop.

>>24848584
She will join Bae MC open VC and not retweet the stream or stream her POV. With that she'll once again reaffirm how much she doesn't care about her fans that she supposedly "love" so much

Oh he is awake

>>24848897
are you really not tired of repeating the same shit over and over and over again?

>>24848936
Not really as long as retards like you giving me attention

>>24848936
how is he wrong tho?

>>24848955
he can neither be right or wrong because he makes an assumption you brainless retard

>>24848953
you are as pathetic as ever

>>24848953
Learn english already you brown shitstain lol

You know how Gura loves her fans who understand her references and memes more than the clueless? People who need to be told that she'll show up in VC get the same disdain. She can't help it. It's how memelords view the world, separating it into those who understand and those who do not.

Reminder that Gura only wears a t-shirt while sleeping

>>24849177
The t-shirt that I wore that day specifically

What would you say on 1 on 1 with Gura?

>>24849212
I made this post

>>24848983
Assumptions based on proven track record of her doing exactly what was said in that post.

https://youtube.com/shorts/9rQhGJb4De4?feature=share

>>24849437
Send her another superchat about it. The last one got to her, you'll make her crack eventually

Gura's pissy cun cun leaking all over the bed

>>24849476
don't shill your twitch-thot oshi here faggot

>>24849476
Kill yourself

>>24849520
https://youtube.com/shorts/X0zxMrZ7mwU?feature=share

>>24849476
Just based on this one video I'd like to see her in EN3.

>>24849653
I'm not giving you views, faggot.

Here's your Gura "stream" for tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVHNXIgYAU8

>>24849788

>>24849788
>dooood open VC
I hate when they tittle it like that, it's clickbaity af and pretty much no holo streams their pov at the same time maybe because they think it's rude or something

>gura time +2
hope we get a solo for like 2-3 hours before she inevitably joins

>>24850147
agree with point 1
point 2... lol... you know it's not gonna happen

https://files.catbox.moe/krgsh0.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/d5udql.jpg

>>24850194
I know it's a long shot but let me hope, still if it's only the rrat stream I'll just sleep throught it, unironically hope nobody joins her clickbait shit

>>24850307
I love how she's spreading her bellybutton

>>24850589
bellybutton penetration UOH

>>24850659
Stupid brat, she still doesn't know which hole is for sex. That's why she fingered her bellybutton until it bled.

>>24850307
T u T

>>24850711
but... bellybuttons are for sex anon

>>24850751
Yeah, for being cummed on, but definitely not for penetration unless you have a micropenis.

>>24850307

>>24850828
well, good thing i have a micropenis then huh

>>24850828
Its supposed to be rubbed with you dick, and poke on the belly button hole using the head, not to be penetrated

After doing some pixel counting autism on Gura's 3D model I've fully realized just how tiny and breedable she is
Her hands are roughly 10.8 cm/4.25 in long and 5.5 cm/2.2 in wide (excluding her thumbs). Go grab a ruler and compare that to your hands.
The distance between her chin and her bangs is roughly 12.7 cm/5 in. Even someone with an average penis could basically cover her entire face with it.

>>24851246
Gura like guro she wouldn't mind penetration

>>24851455
i didn't need the autism to appreciate how tiny she is, but i appreciate your work nonetheless

>>24851455
Based as fuck but I doubt the validity of your claims.

>>24851522
Too lazy to make an image but there are some pretty good shots from Holofes where's she's standing completely upright which allows for some pretty precise calculations.

>>24851522
I care not for the validity of his claim I will jack off to the implications regardless.

>>24851522
idk if he's legit or not, but it really wouldn't be that hard to do. we know her height, we have images of her model, it's not hard to count pixels.

>>24845763
>>24847378
i hope a tranny rapes your son, niggerfaggot

>>24851938
that's just their way of asking for cunny images anon

>>24851968
im not a gura fan nor a vtuber fan but what's with their mental illness?
do they feel guilty of raping somebody or some shit? they're annoying as fuck imho

>>24852030
>i'm not a gura fan nor a vtuber fan
>posting in a gura thread on a vtuber board
>what's with their mental illness?
what's with yours?

>>24852076
i'm a lurker, retard
desu just saying that nigger needs his head bashed in

Good afternoon sirs

>>24852090
>lurking in a thread for a vtuber you don't like on a board for vtubers which you don't like
it's not any less retarded.

Good morning chumbies

>>24852090
>desu

>>24852141
i am indifferent towards gura or vtubers but damn I want to beat the shit out of this nigger >>24845763 >>24847378

baiting for images my ass, yeah I'll turn your brain matter into fish bait faggot

Is ...?

>>24852202
ok, so actually mentally ill. got it.

>>24852203
yeah, she is

>>24852230
yeah they are, they're an annoying prick and ruining the vibe and people's day

>>24852352
>He thinks being called a pedo is an insult here
LOL
Go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of

>>24852202
>brain matter
>implying that retard has a brain in the first place
Isn't that just a schizo here who still keeps seething at Gura because of her sub count numbers? Not to mention they were also outed as a poorfag. Out of all the lolis here they have an autism against Gura.

>>24851455
JESAS

>>24852646
>NOoO0o go back
>Stop hindering my attempts to gaslight this place to be our honeypot for pedos
Kek. You glow a lot, you know that right? What next, you're gonna post your discord here?

Does anyone keep a running list of all of Gura's streams? I'll make my own list if I need to, I'm just lazy. I'm trying to come up with a good way to definitively track which streams I have/haven't watched.

/qa/ lost

>wojakposter
>retarded
sasuga

You all need to have some sex in your lives...

Kek.

>>24852878
you realise her streams are archived right? in order. on this little known website called youtube.

>>24852878
Turn watch history on.

uoh shark stepping on ojisan's dirty bulge

>>24853379
Yeah, me

>>24853497
What you looking at?

Jesas, I think the keyboard guy is legitimately autistic. He is a failed Canadian bunny boy vtuber and is probably just trying to leech of off Gura.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vzp3_aysAo

>>24853704
n-nothing

does gura like applesauce

I hope she streams her pov, I really don't like to give views to Bae she ignores the other people too much both in game and in conversations

>>24854262
It's only her 2nd day off but if she does join Bae she will most likely stream her POV since she was being so autistic about using that minecraft thumbnail

Why do we call the guy who identified Gura's most consistent pattern the "Wednesday schizo" again?

>>24854399
Only a couple of retards still think that "wednesday schizo" is a single guy

>>24854399
Shitposters love naming things like that.

>>24853157
Watch history is highly imperfect, and I've watched across multiple accounts
>>24852923
Which I will use, to type up a spreadsheet with a line for each stream that I can annotate. But if someone else had already done that typing, I would have liked to borrow it.

It's MY autism and I get to choose the coping mechanism

>>24854399
I say we start calling anons who complain about Wednesday Schizo, Wednesday Schizo Schizos

>>24854836
i say we start calling people who name schizos retards
retard

>>24854917
No, let's keep naming schizos and even making OC about them to give them the attention that they so desperately want. That will definitely get them to leave.

Shills are still seething about the OP btw...
>>24854627
>>24854885

>>24855075
go back

>>24855111
Keep seething chink shill

>>24855075
https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen/video/7100789250236435714

>>24855173
i don't give 2 shits about tiktok but we were over that shit and you're trying to start it up again. take your retarded drama elsewhere

>>24854399
Wednesdayschizo originally would say she would come back on Wednesday if her schedule ended on like Thursday or Friday and he was wrong a lot. Saying she’s coming back Wednesday when her schedule ends on Sunday is just normal

>there will never be a hilarious coco Gura 3d stream where the giant model size difference makes every frame a comedy like with shion
RIP.. Mori is just too goddamn small for that and not even Sana is actually beeg compared to coco

>>24855407
is it weird that i can hear her voice perfectly when i read that

>>24854394
She had the thumbnail when she had Minecraft scheduled and didn't stream it.
I don't think that is a good indication she will stream.
However the superchat calling her out might.

>>24854399
Because dude is wrong most of the time, is this a serious question? Just because he's right a couple of time doesn't mean shit when he's wrong majority of the time.

>>24855498
I want it in her normal voice but I hear it in her tsundere voice

>>24855502
You need to rewatch her response to that superchat if you think it will have any effect on her behavior at all.

>>24855701
Just let him have his fantasies, he's completely delusional and actually thinks that the SC annoyed her

>>24855701
Everything has some effect on everyone retardchama

>>24855757
It doesn't need to annoy her. If she thinks about not streaming and remembers that chat there is a chance she will think about it.
You don't know her as well as you think you do Mr "she's not gonna read it anyways"

>>24855837
>everyone who disagrees with me is a single guy
I wasn't one of the anons who said that she wouldn't read it, but you seriously have to be delusional to think that she remembers that SC or that it had any impact on her other than thinking that whoever sent it is an autist.

>>24855924
Weird cope

>>24855837
>implying a single SC can overcome her extreme overlap autism
it's not only gura but all of council are being really stupid about this open VC shit, they unironically think that you can't overlap povs on it, seriously name ONE just ONE minecraft stream with multiple povs this year, shit like this is why the past minecraft arcs were much better, I loved seeing a planned mc collab and maybe going back and checking another vod so I could see gura being cute on 3rd person, now it's just watching the rrat dig a hole while everyone else is doing shit elsewhere

I hope gura breaks this stupid "only the one that puts the VC clickbait is allowed a pov" shit but I think she regards that as rude

>>24856923
They are all just lazy is the problem.

>>24855761
If that were true I never would've gone to prison but I just don't care.

I can't believe gura just fucking died

>>24857065
unironically this. what even is the point of making up all this schizo bullshit when it all just comes down to laziness.

>>24857084
Damn you pretty fuckin retarded aren't you?

>>24857122
These posts stopped being funny a long time ago
>haha gura fucking died lol
>guys is goop goop dead???
Shut the fuck up

>>24857065
I dunno, it feels like overlap autism also plays a part in it, but yeah not denying they are also pretty lazy.
I'm just mad they are downright spamming the "doood open VC?!? FRIENDS MIGHT APPPEAR??" because it means nobody else will stream, at least gura isn't that shameless to put it on the tittle

>>24855191
fixed

>>24857183

>>24857414
Now there's some feedback I can agree with. Gura should put open VC in the title.

>>24849788
baesed, thank you for the link chumbud

>>24857183
Rip

>>24857183
If you think about it the same posts get posted every day/thread.
>Pointless arguments
>Diaper/piss posting
>Last chumbud posting
>"Yeah, me" bait
>Angry 2view insulting Gura again out of jealousy
I'm just playing video games and skimming through the thread every now and then while waiting for Gura news.

>>24858047
Cute art...MINE!

>>24858047
At least fetish posters are horny. Except when they aren't. Then it's just sad.

I'd be fine with literally anything other than joining Bae's MC. I really just do not enjoy Bae and Gura together and Bae makes no effort to actually play MC with the people who join her.

>>24852878
>>24854779
this is probably everything you need:
https://pastebin.com/WtadrppZ

>>24858473
Wish granted. You get a break day.

>>24858473
Just don't watch. It's her second day off so she normally wouldn't even stream today.

>>24858473
same, I'd be fine with gura not appearing at all today, at least that means she'll regard it as a no stream day which means she'll do more normal streams on the week

>>24858556
>gura joins VC
>in her mind she streamed so she takes tomorrow off
th-thanks

>>24858692
Gura very rarely splits her break up like that. I can't remember a single time but some autist might.

How are we holding up chumbuds?

>>24858720
when she came back from her moving break

>>24858473
Yeah, Bae is for the fuckin' birds like the rest of council. Myth is only good because of Gura, but since they don't have Gura to boost them, they're left as an entire gen of grifter shitters that leech off Gura like she went for a dip in the amazon.

People who have oshis other than Gura should be banned for how shit their taste is.

>>24858870
This but unironically

where are my tiktoks Gura?

>>24858968
You dropped your sad Gura, faggot

>almost 36 hours since gura's last tiktok
it's over. gura doesn't care about tiktok

>>24851455
>Gura could dual wield my penis

>>24859053
I hate this tiktokless world...

>>24859064
>dual wield
wow, you have 2 penises?

>>24859164
yeah, me.

GURA SIT ON MY FACE UUUOOOOHHHH

>>24859327
YEAH ON MINE

"i don't really like twitter"
>post "hi" with a selfie
>150k likes

she is too strong, she has to be stopped

>>24859609
That’s why she doesn’t like it there’s too many god damn eyes. We need to ignore her more so she’ll make more stuff. Starting with everyone but me.

>>24860147
I will be the only Like.

Did anyone get one of these earlier today? No new uploads to go w it though.

>>24860699
sorry jake, i did check when i woke up too

>>24860699
>he downloaded the app
dumb nigger

>>24858870
I like their personalities but sometimes they make even gura seem like a kiara-tier worker, like imagine how much the thread would have sperged over the shit NOT pulled for the offcollab

A descendant of the Lost City of Atlantis, who swam to Earth while saying, "It's so boring down there LOLOLOL!"
Gura bought her clothes (and her shark hat) in the human world and she really loves them. In her spare time, she enjoys talking to marine life.

>>24860950
Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN

>>24860950
i like how the only lore text about her implies that she used to live naked

here i come huhaha

>>24860950
Who's that? I only know "shark"

gawr molests a sea cucumbers

>>24861272
yea me

>>24861272

>>24861084
I want to fuck this so bad...

>>24861084

it works really well as a twitter banner image

>>24861884
Chuubi has more SOVL

>>24862055
:3

>>24858503
This is absolutely excellent, thank you

>>24862055
Gura's drawings drip with pure SOUL

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>>24862306
basically i just searched my archive for webm, mkv, mp4, and flac files. i don't think i'm missing anything, particularly not streams, but i could have. there are over 5,000 files under the 'gura' directory now, and it's too big for pastebin, but if you want an index of the whole thing i could put it on litter or something.

>>24859609
What the heck?
I thought this was an edit
Why did that get so many likes anyway?

It makes me happy that, of all the chuubas in EN, Gura is the one that sexualizes herself the most. Not only because I'm a coomer but also it makes the anti loli fags seethe

>>24862936
Based and same

>>24862902
you don't like it?

The O.G. Wednesday schizo here. Gura will be back tomorrow

>>24862902
It's funny and exploitable.

>>24863078
I rike it
I'm just baffled by the ammount of likes

>>24863123
Some of these were actually funny, I scrolled through all the comments to find the best ones

>>24863097
This man is a liar, I’m the real Wednesday schizo and Gura is moving this week so no streames until next Wednesday.

>>24863173

>>24863178
Post them.

i miss the karaokes

>>24863233
I don't. Zatsus are better.

>>24863220
I can't. I'm not at home

I want Gura to do another candy eating members stream.

>>24863348
Yeah me (too)

>>24863327
Okay.

>>24863327
ok i'll post the ones i liked that aren't already here

>>24863348
I lost count of how many times I've goomed to it

>>24863348
Me too but the only way that's going to happen before next Valentine is if she does a cooking stream and starts eating during it.

>>24861884
i made it my banner too

>>24863385

>>24863423

>>24862902
Everyone knows who gura is but they also know there's no point in trying to interact with her, most of the time. That tweet is just one of the very rare ones that escaped her own fanbase and made it to the larger vtube community.

POST MOAR

Anyone have the corrected version of her ASMR?

>>24863558
had to read that again, "correction" or "corrected" feels so different to me now...

>>24863510
>has nearly 4 mil subs
>thinks 150k likes is a lot
dumbie....

>>24863558
>>3671901

>>24863647
following the 1% rule anything over 40k can be considered performant. dont let the numberrot get to you.

>>24863655
h-hayai
thanks bro, gura bless

>>24863647
>youtube subs equal twitter followers
dumbie...

>>24863647
It's more than 10 times her usual like amount.

>>24859609
Is this her most liked tweet?

>>24863732
never said they did retard....

i haven't taken a shower for 5 days, the smell coming from my boxers i've been wearing all the time is pretty amazing, i can't stop imagining how much Gura would like that smell

>>24863840
Gura wouldn't want to touch you with a ten-foot pole. Stop projecting your fucked up fetishes on her.

>>24863914
Smell is like one of her 2 confirmed fetishes anon....

>>24863926
I'll confirm your ass

pet the shart

>>24863926
>confirmed
Did she say that she has a smell fetish on stream? No. Then it's not cofirmed.

>>24863966
retard.....

>>24863952

>>24863982
Says the coomer

>>24864000
go back to shilling Tiktok. At least that was funnier.

>>24864027
>coomer pedo smellfag
>seething about TikTok
You are exactly what's wrong with this general

sniffy sniffy pubic hair

oh nyo hes angwy

>>24863647
you say that but hololive in general lacks twitter presence. to my knowledge, the only tweets that are above 150k are these two from coco
https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1410585322719567877?s=20&t=cKTcXY-ihc70R6BodMI8AA
https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1402474505235169281?s=20&t=cKTcXY-ihc70R6BodMI8AA
there is technically this one from ina as well but the difference is so small the gura tweet will likely overtake it soon
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1378477784528392196?s=20&t=f8NIze4i1qqC9b2kHSuMzA

>>24864027
I'm not him, and I am completely genuine in my newfound love for tiktok. I'm browsing it as we speak. It just showed me another cute cat video.

>>24864206
>I am completely genuine

>>24864268
Would you like me to start linking tiktoks to prove my sincerity? It would be off-topic, but I'll do it if you're going to doubt me like this.

I miss her old schedules, when she would write things out with the mouse or make designs around the fanart. I was scrolling her twitter and seeing all the old ones made me realize I don't like the new template all that much

>>24864301
Do it faggot

>>24864327
https://www.tiktok.com/@stephen_cats/video/7087823079027510530

>>24864368
cute! and abayo!

It really is just two shills, huh? Not like they are trying to hide it

>>24864094
Gura would 100% be into that

>>24864368
what the fuck
how do they do that??

>>24864317
I was saying this when the template was released. I wouldn't mind so much if it led to more consistent schedules as a result, but.. well.

>>24864556
amusingly it's led to less consistent ones because it's locked to a specific starting day. really terrible design decision.

>>24864317
Yeah, and she had one made for every season so she most likely won't be dropping that template any time soon...

>>24864479
>>24137238

you think that Gura smells the fan letters?
i like to think that she masturbates while sniffing what i wrote with my sweaty fat hands

>>24864648
she's said that she smells them

i want to spank this damn brat

>>24864648
I hope not, that's a good way to get anthrax poisoning from a schizo fan.

>>24864692
i'm gonna rub my balls on my letter the next time i write one

>>24864748
you will never catch up to my research and development in infusing stationery with body odor

>>24864479
Should have known that when this place... the place with the most negativity, was the place with the most support.

>>24864848
It was fishy since the beginning but they aren't even trying to hide it anymore

>>24864165
oh, there it goes!

>>24865086
WOAH THE NUMBERS CHANGED
THE OTHER NUMBER IS SMALLER NOW

>>24865130
HOLY SHIT

I remember this picture getting a lot of likes, I wonder how many it has now

I want to suck on Gura's toes.

>>24865156
that artist sure draws a lot of feet
https://twitter.com/funina224/status/1390900562233683970

>>24865156

what do you think her birthday merch is?

>>24865243
Nice, I've never seen this one

>>24865298
shark socks

>>24865298
Daki
If its not I will actually be incredibly disappointed.

>>24865298
gooba slippers

he also appears to have done this one which is an incredibly cute departure from his usual feet

>>24863348
I'd rather have another real ASMR like her first one but I think she got rid of her 3Dio. She pretends it was bad so she doesn't have to do it again. It was better than any of the jp's or Fauna and I listen to them all.

>>24863807
Not him but you are equating YT numbers to Twitter. Fucking retard

>>24865298
3d Plastic model of her barefeet

I need to start making a list of questions so if she ever does another members Q&A I'll actually be able to ask shit like what happened to the 3DIO instead of drawing a complete blank

>>24865298
Honestly some shoes would be amazing. Not her shoes, just something themed after her/her hoodie.

>>24865431
she probably was testing a "shark piss on your ears" ASMR and damaged the microphones

she will do ASMR again
it says so right here

>>24865431
Holy shit, I completely forgot that Q&As were a thing...
When was the last one?

>>24865298
The scale model of that statue they had at HoloFes

Oh, so the reason Gura was at a studio was to record a bunch of Tik Tok videos. What a fucking waste. That was the big secret her and Ame couldn't talk about.

>>24865563

>>24865520
>open-request karaoke
I can’t remember the last time she did this.

>>24865563
I like how Ame intentionally built up hype so people would be disappointed and complain to Cover
Very smart detective.

>>24865563
I don't think this is true but it makes the tiktoks 1000x funnier imagining her being ordered around by studio staff and nervous out of her mind. DO THE POSE SHARK.

>>24865563
Anon she recorded those at home

>replying to an obvious shitposter
Chumbabies... you are better than this...

>>24865662
Yeah my name is home

>>24865298
Dino Gura plushie (so you can rub the tummy for real) and either a blanket or a Daki cover

>>24865563
i still don't get why people thought she'd gone to a sound recording studio. a sound recording studio is a room with a microphone in it and acoustic treatment on the walls. she has that at home and it's free to use for as many hours as she wants, whenever she wants.

>>24865520
Made me remember the first member streams and how good the watchalongs were. I miss watchalongs.. I want to experience The Thing, Elf, Sharknado for the first time again.

>>24865703

>>24865734
You stupid fucking nigger
Get a life

>>24865742
maybe if we hit our heads together REALLY hard we will forget and then we can go back to experience it again like it's the first time

>>24865734
She probably recorded her 3D birthday stream

>greyniggers outing themselves
You love to see it

>>24865520
cucked once again

>>24865598
I mean it's pretty much impossible now

>>24865703
Sadly no.... they arent.

>>24865910
you've won, this time...

>>24865787
Sucks to be you, my terrible memory means I get to experience everything older than a year that way.

>>24866000
...ok

>>24865636
if the staff talked to her like that it would probably help her a lot. She probably thinks she's their weirdest client

>>24866000
HELLO TEAMATE!

>>24865742
the cartoon watchalong was up there with those, shame that if you weren't there live you're kinda fucked in the torrrent department

>>24866000
shut up onahole

>>24866000
>>24866120
Hi cripple faggot, daily reminder to consider suicide!

dinner date with my wife

>>24865787
I feel like if I did that and died, the very next member stream would be a amazing watchalong

>he so mad his tiktok shilling got banned hes false flagging as a tako now

>>24866211
children shouldn't be eating burgers for dinner
she won't grow up properly like that

>>24866211
I made this post and that is my cute wifedaughter

Soon...
They better be worth the $150 bucks. T u T

>>24866211
Clearly fake.
Gura wouldnt order a burger that big

>>24866264
gura will never grow
she is an eternal bratty child
>>24866303
sorry but no you are mistaken, this is gawr gura, my faithful and loyal wife who only loves me and no one else

>>24866364
Anon, she talked about eating big macs and eating portions of it and saving the rest for later.

>>24866211
Is that a fucking Whopper? While at McDonalds? You have just committed the greatest sin, you better hope Gura doesn't see this.

>>24866500
unlike you i actually love gura, so we first stopped at burger king before eating at mcdonalds

>>24866500
Jesus, they don't call you guys 'burgers' for no reason, huh?

>>24866429
Right. She chops them up into tiny pieces and eats it with a fork because she is incredibly autistic and cute.

>>24866146
oh, thanks for reminding me.

gawr gura cartoon watchalong episodes 2022-04-23 (proper)

this is mostly from the other anon's HD torrent but i replaced one (or maybe two? i think one) with files that match her timing.

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>>24866592
Its honestly sad that other countries burgers are so bad that you cant recognize even the most low quality ones instantly by sight.

>>24866401
>>24866303

lily pooper

Just thrown shit at the wall and seeing what sticks eh?

>>24866752
Go back

>>24866303
>>24866751
all me

>>24866786
anon.... you cant hide from me

>>24866805
Yeah me

>>24858473
Open VC does not mean collab.

>>24866796
Cry about it.

>>24866833
GIWTWM

>>24866833
nice work

Genuine question since I'm not really a chumbud, how long has that takodachi/teamate falseflagger/shitposter been shitting up this general?

>>24866833
a roomba for goomba

>>24866946
Months.

>>24866946
Hard to say, probably well over half a year

>>24866833
This shit is honestly comedic timing on par with the greatest vtuber examples you can find. The way she goes and gets a happy bar in silence afterwards is also actual wit, not just luck to be stuck in a silly situation.

>>24866946
about 16 hours a day for almost a year straight