/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fauna
UX Designer

>>24835420
Kronii
Ex-software developer of 6 years. Unemployed since late last year. I'm not going to get the jab to keep a job.

>>24835420
Ame
Online teacher

Rrat
US Airman

Kronii
Architect, studied in a technical highschool and went for a uni tittle which I got last year

Gawr Gura
HVAC Technician

>Kiara
>collegiate wrestling assistant coach

>>24835420
Ame
I work at PetSmart, on the side I also transcribe oral interviews about the history of Philadelphia

>Miko
>professional street nigga

Yaso Toiki
Funemployed

Gura
DevOps engineer

>>24835652 (me)
Pro-wrestling anon if you're reading this fuck you

>>24835717
>funemployed at Funimation

Mumei
Electrical Engineer

>Choco
>Male stripper

>>24835420
Ame
College Student

>>24835420
Haachama
UX Designer

>>24835420
IRyS
Full Stack Developer

Ame
Accountant

Noel
Mechanic and Admin

>>24835420
Mori
The Fed gives me a paycheck every time they print more money.

Chemical engineer

>thread is 50% indians

>>24835420
>Ina
> Forklift Certified/Artist

>>24835420
Haachama
Psychology researcher

>Fauna
>Fish and Wildlife Service

>>24835420
Mori
CT tech at a level 1 trauma center

>>24835420
Gura
Full-stack web developer

gura
consultant for a software company

Mumei
blacked porn producer

>>24835420
Kaela
Research scientist, adjunct lecturer on the side

>>24835420
Fauna
Professional masturbatorFrontend web dev

>>24835420
Mori
Unemployed

Gura
Air Force Software Engineer

>>24835420
ame
if i dont become a pilot ill kill myself

IRyS
Head chef at a resort

Korone
Store Manager

>>24835420
>only like 2 neets
stop lying anons

>>24835505
based

>>24835420
Elira
IT/Security for the govt

>>24835420
> Watame
> Software Developer

>>24836201
Can you get some of the Holo girls on those videos? I want to see Gura, Amelia and Mumei on those

>>24836028
where is she ;_;
WAM VM

>>24836326
Are you in flight school? I hear it's spendy to get enough hours to go commercial

Moona
Draftsman

Mori
Janitor

>>24836499
still in college, i want to fly for the navy

>>24836372
selection bias anon, people who actually have a job (and a good one) would be much more inclined to respond

kanae
translation project manager

Fauna
Data Engineer

>>24836526
Oh, cool goal, study hard in flight school. Good luck.

>>24836027
>>24836254
>>24836509
Kek

Lamy
Programmer

>>24836335
What's your opinion on Haachama's cooking?

>>24835420
Gura
Gay OF

>>24835505
I kneel

Gura
I was a neet but now i'm getting rich selling rubber gloves thanks to covid

NEET

>>24836749
Teach me your ways

Haachama
School Janitor

Suisex
Physics PhD student

ame
veterinarian
>>24836372
NEETS like to talk shit about muh wagies but are secretely ashamed of being parasytes of society, since their oshi would be disgusted if she met them irl

Ame
ELT lead developer

>>24835505
trump lost

Fauna
Arborist. I speak for the trees.

>>24835420
Mori
I'm a professional rapper and my name Pain Killaz, check me out on youtube. Don't forget to like and subscribe and comment if you like it. Pain Killaz out.

Mori
Vtuber

>>24836784
get lucky and just know the sellers and buyers (my buyers are chinese)

>>24837162
>abortist

Fujikura Uruka
Just got offered a promotion to corporate tech manager. Not sure if I want it tho so we'll see.

IRyS. Involved with the management of a bunch of hedge funds.

Gura
Wizard

MIGO
VC Asssociate

>>24836027
>pic related

>>24836695
They don’t call em deadbeats for no reason.

Kiara
Low-level managment

Gura's fans are all losers, huh? Sasuga chumbuds...

History student
lmao what job security

Roboco
Social Media

Gura
I draw loli art on commission

>>24837771
This is fake.
>>24837251
This is real.

>>24837771
How much does that make you on average? How much of that filthy money have you sent to Gura?

Elira
Retired Forward Air Controller

Nene
Mechanical Engineer

Reine
Civil engineer

>>24837813
Depends on the concept, for average stuff about $2-300 but it's full color so it takes a while.

Gura.
Linux Admin. Starting artist

>>24835420
Fubuki
I boost people's social media accounts

Risu
Studying to be a back end programmer

>>24835420
Kobo
I farm crabs.

Gawr Gura
Re-elected City Mayor

>>24835420
moona
back-end dev

>>24835420
Mori
Gas station manager on Sunday Monday Tuesday and Wednesday, then I work at a spirits shop on Thursday Friday and Saturday.

How do I get a decent job if I have no skills

>>24837721
History student too, I am not a revisionist

Korone
I don't have one

>>24838060
Gay porn pays a lot.

>>24838060
Send your application to Nijisanji

>>24838060
Get skills. Become an apprentice. Looks at the government apprenticeship board.

>>24838060
Acquire skills
Or get a job at Costco and work hard, if you become a store manager you make good money

>>24835505
>muh pure blood

>>24838161
*Hololive

Coco/Kson
Carpenter

Rrat
Working part time while I'm studying to be a mortician

>>24835420
The zombie, research associate @ a biotech startup

pic related and pippa

doctor (im a lonely man)

Kiara and Sana
Artist

>>24838067
What's the truth about WWII

>>24835420
Mori
I pick up roadkill and I'm a garbage man. If I ever fuck up and I can't pay the bills for some reason then I take a shitty paper route for a few weeks. Hey at least it pays the bills.

>>24838060
do volunteer work for a time to gain references and connections, develop skills you can get certified for in your free time, go to school if your job needs a degree

>>24838333
CHECKED
but
>doctor
>lonely
no way jose

>>24838352
The Nazis were fall guys for the failure of the KFP revival of the Austro-Hungarian Empire

>>24838333
3rd shift?

>>24838526
Nice holy shit I actually learned something real from a faggot on this board.

Fauna
President #45

Fauna
Retail worker

>Mumei
>Landscaper
My back hurts a lot but it’s a decent living. Owl is good background noise for me.

>>24838573
How's the mexican wall construction going Mr former president

>>24838180
This. Lose your soul, become decent at communicating with coworkers and bosses, be reliable, and you can easily push your way into retail managment and make decent money. I did it after dropping out of college and I'm doing pretty well for myself now.
It helps that I studied programming in college so if they ever do move to basic automation and cut a bunch of jobs, I can still be useful to the machine and not lose my job.

no one
NEET

Mori
Live on disability checks

>>24835420
Gura
Media Monitor for a bank and a construction company.

Mori
Pan handler

Ame
Corporate Finance

Ina
IT for several space missions and hundreds of ground-based telescopes

Kiara
EE

Ewiwa
I’m a package handler at a certain shipping company. Maybe I can move up the ranks one day

>>24838515
not him but becoming a doctor is practically all consuming so if you can't multitask you are either gonna compromise on your efforts to be one, or your social life, and most non multitaskers are gonna choose the former

and at least in the states most people don't get comfortable salaries as a doc until early to mid 30's, and by that time it's a lot harder to make friends/relationships if you didn't carry any from HS/college/med school

admittedly this is very rare because you have to be cream of the crop and pretty social to even get into med school nowadays, but it does happen

>>24838921
Can confirm. My ex gf became a doctor and is effectively a shut in when she’s not at her work. I’m still trying to fuck her since she has no friends now.

Miko
Senior Software Engineer

>>24838515
imagine working extremely long shifts (think 20 hours)

when would you have time to hang out or do anything

What’s with all the IT folks? Don’t you niggas have GF’s with the money you make??

Kiara
I manage a drug lab

>>24839122
where do you think all the akasupas come from

>>24839122
lol its lonely nerds with inflated paychecks

the perfect market for gfe girls to exploit

Watame
Physician / Landlord

The first sounds more impressive, the second pays better

>>24839141

>>24835420
Okayu
about to be a Software Engineer again after taking some time off

salesforce admin at a uni where im fleecing them for a free masters

>>24839122
> implying I have money when I'm paying off college loans, have up-the-ass rent, and trying to send Akasupas

>>24839122
I WFH so I don't go outside except to golf
When would I ever meet a woman?

>>24839122
Having a six figure salary doesn't magically give you access to social circles with a lot of women in them, especially if your hobbies are largely male dominated stuff like combat sports, mountain biking, shooting guns etc.

>>24839122
Imagine if you will a working environment that's 99% married people, most over 50
And a college experience that was 100% studying for exams in classes that were 90% male

Not only do I not have a chance, I never had one

>>24839122
not even just IT, most if not all the professions ITT are male dominated

>>24835420
Nice try glowie.

>>24839230
geez how many properties do you own if you make more through that than being a physician?

>>24835420
Inner
teacher

>>24839482
based and teacher pilled, i always wanted to teach HS history or civics or something. too bad the pay was too crap for me to take it seriously....

>>24839482
See now this is a guy that should be able to find a GF/wife, if you're teaching in the US. Schools are like 99% women

Gura
Pre School Janitor.

>>24839390
Moom
IT Glowie

Mori
I blow a guy a few times a week so I can sleep in his shed

>>24839363
I got my first female coworker at 30 years old and fucking hate it.
God help the faggots doing low skill administrative bullshit.

>>24835420
Sana
Freelance artist

>>24839573

>>24839529
teachers make pretty decent salaries with benefits in large cities, but the tradeoff is you might have to teach at some REALLY shitty schools, and I'm not even just talking about the students either

Mori
Discord Moderator

>>24839664
Ooh baby!

>>24839438
My parents were rich af and own a bunch of hotels and apartment complexes which I inherited

I also realized midway through medschool that I was dumb af relative to my classmates and spots for residency in well paying specializations that I was interested in (radiology, surgery, orthopedics) are uber competitive. So I just ended up as a GP hospitalist who takes home a low 6 figures a year, while the income from my parents properties make me around 4-5x that

Even with all the money though, Im a 5’7 fat ugly manlet which is why I got into Vtubers

>>24839664
Also Sana, and also a freelance artist!!
Her voice and personality is the best while working too!!!

>>24839664
>>24839984
i guess the fans really do represent their oshi, i respect it

>>24835420
>oddete
>upholstery
i love my rambling mouse oshii bros

>>24839984
It really is! I'm glad to see a fellow based Sana enjoyer

>>24839941
5'7 isn't that short, its still taller than most girls

>>24839941
holy shit, based cyborg

this makes me wonder how many of us ITT threw all our eggs in one basket to get into prestigious/well-paying professions at the cost of having normal social lives

>>24840093
I'm 5'7 too and almost every guy I've ever met has been taller than me. It's honestly depressing. Whenever I meet a guy shorter than me I can't help myself, I have to comment about it even though it's probably a dick move.

>>24839664
Any lewd samples?

>>24839941
Are you one of those "red-akasupa-every-stream" types?

>>24840215
I'm only 5'8 and I haven't noticed a big deal. 6' would be best for dating apps but its good enough

>>24840215
Do you live in the Netherlands or what?

Mori
Reddit admin

>>24840266
Not every stream, but Ive probably thrown a red at watame for every “special” stream (3D/Bday/) but I wont throw it at some random WNF.

Im not like Rushia’s ORCA if thats what you’re thinking

mori
septic tank cleaner

Gura
Extrusion plant supervisor

>>24840405
No I live in the South.

Mori
Gigolo

Amanekanatach
Night shift hospital janitor

>>24835505
Basado

Ame, but Fubuki is JP equivalent
3rd Assistant Marine Engineer

Mikeneko
STEM Focused University Student

>>24835420
Mori
I post pictures of my feet online

>>24835420
Fauna
Forest Service (makes sense, I guess)

>>24835420
Pikamee
Investment banker

Why the fuck is there a Mori falseflagger saying the worst possible jobs imaginable lmao

Too on the nose bro. Just a few posts would have been funny and believable but all of these is too fake.

>>24835726
>devops
Nigger.

>>24840192
>>24841073
This is me, I have no social life aside from partying with my bosses and colleagues in a work hard play hard culture

Glowie thread, but
>Pippa
>Work for a shovelware mobile game company as a half-programmer half-designer

>>24841150
Is it true investment bankers are coke fiends? IT is full of potheads, alcoholics, and a few adderall enjoyers

PhD and Laser Technician for the lab

>>24838060
If you're think working at retail, work at a small convinience store. Never work at F&B like McDonalds, they have the worst hours, worst workplace, and the worst customer you have to deal with. Only work at clothes shops as your final option.

Find good shops that give good employee benefits. You will learn customer service and a bit of money handling respoinsibility. Don't even bother trying to get paper pusher or "white collar" office work. They're more of a dead end jobs with ass licking as a KPI to climb the career ladder, but starting out as lowly cashier can get you to managerial positions by just not fucking up.

>>24837810
Unironically though. A suprising amount of indies felt called out by off with their heads and DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT (other than bitch).

>>24835420
Kiara
Bouncer/Political advisor

Fumino Tamaki
Police Officer

>>24839122
money doesn't buy you love or happiness, but it can buy a nice superchat for your oshi

>>24841227
Can't speak for the others. At least in my place we never do drugs, but most of us are sexfiends, we frequent cabaret and stripclubs akin to JP hostess clubs once a month or so. One of my bosses has a mistress and bought her a condo even. It's a don't tell your wives/gf kind of thing

>>24841274
>PhD
>imagine believing his guy for one second. The best advice is to turn off the computer or phone and go outside. On the internet, grown men make up little stories about what life is like based on the things they read and what little experience they have. Grow up faggot, life isn't highschool or the stories that you've cribbed from attention whores on the internet.

Mori
Rapper

Towa
Chemical Engineer

Laplus
If I told you what I do for a living I would have to kill you then. Mahaha!

I made the same thread like a year ago and got banned, i guess mods are asleep.
>Nene
>Welder

>>24837202
This isn't even rap you lying fuck there's no lyrics it's all just pre-assembled fruitloops effects.

Goop goop
Floor finisher.

>>24841094
The funniest part is that falseflagger is actually the only person posting mori as their oshi

>>24835505
Wow an actual retard

Mori
The Black Swordsman, wielder of kami kurotsuki's ancient three-edged manamune, reaper of anur, gorka, and the three minor red dragons, blacktip elite harem lord of the meganekko clan, hellwalker, demonsbane, lord of blackhall and the two western unnamed elfkin regions, eighth duke and viscount of the kamito kasugaya bloodline.

>>24835420
Shion
A pimp

Fauna
Junior Photosynthesis technician

Korone
Police officer

>>24835420
Kureiji Ollie
Aviation electrician for the US Navy.

Ina
Frontend Developer

>>24836250
Why did you post the same job a second time but spoilered?

>>24835420
Gura
Cosplay Cafe

>>24835420
Calli
Livestock Vet

I think this says way more about me than it should.

>your oshii
Ui Mama
>your profession
Taxi driver

>Also
I work in night time

>>24835420
Luto Araka
Shitposting

>>24835420
Moona
mechanical design engineer

Mori
I'm Cover's designated stud. Whenever your oshi is getting frisky, she pushes me down and has her way with me. I'm told it's so the talents don't feel the need to look for sex, as a convenience for them. It's also apparently to deter them from talking about their sex lives as I'm not very good looking and even though I have a decent amount of experience, I still feel shame when I'm done.

>>24835420
Mumei
CNC mechanic

>>24843017
He's ashamed of it.

>>24843127
Sorry that the Holostars breed your boipussy you have my respect senpai

Ame
Caregiver

Mori
I mix and sell lean

Luna
Software Engineer

Gura
College student (systems engineering)

>>24842911
>>24841519
What's wrong with us bros we're supposed to be normies

Gura
I drive an ice cream truck.

Luna
Uber driver

Ame
Full stack developer

>>24836335
did you see Reine and Kiara?

>>24835420
Shigure Ui
Accounting student

Okayu
Petroleum geologist

>>24835420
Moona
Urban planning consultant

>>24836733
She needs to work on her plating, even her food would look edible with the proper presentation. Her choice of ingredients is random, but I get that what she does is experimental. Lastly, the way she cooks food is dissapointing, she tends to undercook or overcook the ingredients. I'm actually surprised she did not get any illnesses from undercooked meats.

>>24844118
God I wished I worked at Maldives. I would've put aphrodisiacs in their food

>>24835420
Towa
(Underwater) Archeologist

>>24835420
Kiara
Cybersecurity

Fauna
Professional crisis actor

>>24835420
Korone
Warehousing

>>24835420
Gura
BIM-Engineer

Japanese-to-English translator
Haachama

>>24846485
Cool profession.

Gawr Gura
Retired

>>24835420
IRyS
Farmer / tree seller

Mori
Mori

>>24835420
Luna
Truck driver

Watame
Project Administrator

>>24846900
Sharu?

>>24835420
Mori
I deliver pizzas

suisei
neurosurgeon

Mori
Planning and administration for mechanics

Kronii
Doing time

>>24835420
Mori
I test adult diapers

>>24846784
>Japanese-to-English translator
Channel link?

>>24835420
Marine
Volunteer work for the Church

>>24847357
is this... the bible... as a manga? and if so, how the fuck have i never seen this before.

>>24835420
Selen
Professional shit poster

Maroony
Artist

>>24847383
It's from a history parody series.

>>24847508
oh ok, but like, someone should totally do a manga of the bible. i would totally read that.

Polka
Shelf stocking.

>>24847355
I'm not a clipper, I work on video/smartphone games

Kson
Software Engineering Manager

Beatani
Electrical Engineer

>>24847525
There have been a few. Osamu Tezuka's anime studio was even commissioned by the Vatican to make a series covering the Creation until the Birth of Christ in the 80s.

>>24847581
>>24847525
This, also Superbook
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0zvCDP_0LjDzjfZ2jKEP6lZB22s2AHwN

Mori
Video game journalist

Prototype engineer

Pommers
OL(male), accountant

Ame
Banker

>>24847542
You wrote the oshi/profession in the wrong order.

mori
neet

Ame
TEFLtard

Lamy
System analyst
Reading this thread and seeing a lot of accomplished anons makes me happy for them but also feels pretty grim. I'm starting out and get 2.5k USD which basically means I made it because most people in my country get like 25% of that. If a similar thread was made at one of our imageboards (we likely don't have enough vtuber fans, maybe the survey could be about favorite anime characters instead) most replies would be "unemployed" or "low tier job with wage that's enough to pay for food and rent only".
>>24836700
Fellow IT Yukimin!

>>24847525
>but like, someone should totally do a manga of the bible. i would totally read that.
I have some good news for you, my friend.
I actually had the messiah one gifted to me a few years back and it's a pretty good read

>>24835420
Ina
Math student

Gura

Commercial accountant

No single chuuba has done enough to truly break the tie at the top and become my oshii. Yet.
Software Engineer

Don't really have an oshi but my favorites are Kiara, Watame and currently Elira
Software Engineer

Risu
Entry level auto tech for Cadillac

>>24835607
hey, my air conditioner sometimes displays a P4 code and turns off, what does this mean?

>Irys
>Corporate Mergers & Acquisitions

Polka
The janny of the IT world (QA) trying to escape into infosec

Haruka
CIS manager

>>24835420
>(You)
>NEET

>>24846835
Thanks anon

I'm a teamate and I design fire protection systems. I also hate Mori with a burning passion.

>>24849864
>burning
do your fucking job anon

Luknight
I (my dad, previously) owned a host club and run my own prostitution ring

Towa
System Administrator

Lots of engineer folks in here probably making bank... As an addendum to OP, what's your income and how much have you given to your oshi in spacha?

>>24835420
Pomu
Software Developer

Mori
Full stack dev

Selen
Clinical psychologist specialized in disorders

>>24837303
hasnt the glove market rally passed already

>>24838060
get skills
just go up to some company/shop that works with cutting metal/wood and say u want to work there but got no skills.
They need the labour.
Farms that rear animals in warehouses like chicken farms are always searching for people too. They need the labour cuz immigrants arent coming back yet

Haachama
recovering neet Comp Sci student
>>24842357
I can see Nene husbandos being tradesmen. I thought of going to a technical school and doing welding but my parents pushed me into getting a Uni degree. Atleast they're paying half of it.

I curse people for a living.

Leave me a comment to see something interesting

https://youtu.be/j2AtkFTDkaA

>>24851550
I don't want to fuck my oshi

Gura
School IT guy

>>24851550
If I make that comment, will Mori die?

>>24851159
>decent job

Towa...
Studying Computer Engineering in Uni...

>>24835420
moomei
medlab technician

Ookami Mio.
Telecomms engineer.

Gooba
Corporate Banker

Pekora
software dev and consultant

>>24835420
Noel
Musician

>>24835420
>ame
>detective
I’m completely serious. Started about 6 years ago, and to be honest when en was announced I didn’t think I’d even like ame so its kinda just a big coincidence that I ended up watching her and liking her. It is super cute when she says detective stuff though.

>>24835420
>Kobo
>Lolicon neet

Ame
Pharmacist

>>24835420
Mori
Customs
Yes I get paid for smuggling stuff

in case there was any doubt that this is a hololive board.
>gura
>digital forensics

>>24852859
how is "detective" even a real job
you may as well have told me you were a milkman or a dogcatcher

Pomu
Web developer

>>24843476
I blame my mother and sisters for being terrible female role models

>>24835420
Suisei
Cybersecurity

>Ina/Gura
>trucker

>>24854393
Do you have stickers of them in pinup in your truck

>>24854487
>>24854393
>I only brake for flat girls

Kronii.
Middle management for IT company. I am told that if I make one more fuck-up I will be fired.

>>24835420
None
Senior high student

>>24854663
start looking for a new job, don't wait

>>24835420
Miko
Grants Processing

Towa
About to graduate in 2 months taking IT
there's so many people here in the IT field, meanwhile im about to graduate with surface level knowledge in most of everything. barely even passed my thesis.

>>24854663
Yeah I agree with this anon >>24855161 start looking for a new job. You already have one foot out of the company and are basically looking to replace you. IT needs workers and while you are employed and not yet fired it's a better look when looking for a job. You may even get a good income raise