/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Nad gang rise up

Redfield Bloodline pasta

>>2463663
I missed most of tonight's stream, is it worth watching tomorrow?

>>2465331
Yes

>>2463663
>tfw she spent a good while answering my Konosuba question from normal chat and took away time from the whales who spent money to get her attention

>>2465331
She almost say's the vtuber word with a hard R

>>2465608
>the vtuber word with a hard R
The what?

>>2465649
rrat

>>2465331
It's the most worthwhile VOD there's been in a while, this stream has been fantastic

>>2465550
Based

>>2465331
both streams? you have a lot of VODs ahead of you and they're both good.

luv this shark

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1381492052714733568?s=19
yeah sure, Gura

>>2466450
I love this smug shark

Gura cute Gura cute

>>2465331
The supachat at the end were gold mine. It was really fun.

>>2466326
She's trying to fix a bad sleep schedule and change sleeping positions at the same time. She's FUCKED.

>>2465730
https://streamable.com/3kb1ow

Place your bets on Gura's next RE session. My bet is on 3. Also someone should tell Gura to get PS5 on ebay or StockX for RE8.

A dinosaur-shark!?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcharodontosaurus

Carcharodontosaurus /ˌkɑːrkəroʊˌdɒntoʊˈsɔːrəs/ is a genus of large carcharodontosaurid theropod dinosaur that existed during the Cenomanian stage of the mid-Cretaceous Period in Northern Africa. It is currently known to include two species: C. saharicus and C. iguidensis, which are among the largest theropods, nearly as large as or even larger than Tyrannosaurus, Giganotosaurus, and Spinosaurus.
The genus Carcharodontosaurus is named after the shark genus Carcharodon,[1] itself composed of the Greek karchar[os] (κάρχαρος, meaning "jagged" or "sharp") and odōn (ὀδών, "teeth"), and the suffix -saurus ("lizard").

>>2466450
Gura loves the shark emoji more than the trident one confirmed

>>2467012
I hope she play 4 or 7. best bet she will go for 7 because she said never play it before

>>2467356
She probably won't play 7, she said she's watch a let's play of basically the whole thing. I think she'll do 4 next , but she might pick 3 (unless she ropes someone in to do a collab of 5)

What are the chances she'll play any of the DMC games or is it not her type of game?

>>2467356
She already watched playthroughs of 7 so highly doubtful. 3 or 4 are the likely options. I'm leaning toward 4 but I think she'll pick 3. I don't particular like it if we're talking about the remake follow up that came after 2 remake and not the original. I'm fine either way since I think she'll make the playthrough enjoyable whichever game she picks. I'm still praying that any holo plays Dragon's Dogma since they should have those Capcom permissions.

>>2467795
On the subject of Capcom permissions, I hope she gets her wish of playing Mega Man on stream

I love Gura, but I have a genuine rrat I want to discuss

Can Gura get into trouble for referencing the Many Moose/Meese joke today?

I mean the last time she did it was because of Ame's retarded revenge but today superchat asked plural of Samus and she keep referencing the Senzawa meme

Could Gura genuinely get in trouble for referencing her old persona so blantantly? I would like to think not but the rrats are too strong

>>2467795
She played through practically every RE game and that isn't stopping her streaming them. Watching a playthrough of 7 doesn't mean shit.

i love gura

>>2467942
No you fag. The clips made from this stream are gonna be annoying though.

>>2468485
Human Gura is still cute

>>2468497
It freaks me out. I don't like it.

>>2468648
There's not too much different other than the lack of blue highlights and twintails. The bottom teeth are a bit freaky though

>>2467942
>Ame's retarded revenge

What happened?

>>2467942
Time stamp for when she does that? I don’t think she’ll ever get in trouble for just making a reference. So long as she doesn’t name drop HER she should be since.

>>2468728
*fine

even if she does get in trouble, what are they going to do? not try as hard to get permissions she wants?

>>2467942
I will take this retarded bait to say that the only thing that can be actually yab about talking about old/side content is if they promote them.

I always listen to Gura's slow and sentimental songs before I go to sleep, she really helps me to cope for the days I worked tirelessly and having an existential crisis from time to time.

>>2467942
i mean, Gura already had been roleplaying as a cowboy ever since she's started and until now, so that really isn't a huge deal as long as she doesn't directly mention HER.

btw, i missed her karaoke streams. is she planning to do one in the future?

Just a reminder Gura put finale and spoilers in her last video of Leon's route for RE2 and yelled "THANK YOU CAPCOM" when she reached the credits. The girl is brilliant at subtly jabbing things

>>2468716
Basically Gura asked what nickname does Amelia call her roommate and said her roommate's actual name by accident during a minecraft livestream and then Amelia referenced the Senzawa meme by saying she had a dream. Both parts were edited out after livestream ended but were archived by the rrats

>>2468728
Right around 3:20:25 on the RE2 stream, she kept playing into the meme for lil bit and then chat rrats went berserk. It was so obvious that she was playing into the meme.

>>2469101
But when it's an obvious meme/link towards her old persona it would be counted as such

>>2468494
your oshi will graduate prematurely

>>2469309
She wants to schedule one this week
>Cowboy roleplay
I just imagine a tiny Gura, absolutely OBSESSED with cowboy stuff, watching Home on the range for the first time, falling in love with the songs and being unable to stop singing them for at least 6 months.

>>2469365
Ogey

>>2469386
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT

>>2469365
>Both parts were edited out after livestream ended
This is false.

>>2469365
>Basically Gura asked what nickname does Amelia call her roommate and said her roommate's actual name by accident during a minecraft livestream and then Amelia referenced the Senzawa meme by saying she had a dream. Both parts were edited out after livestream ended but were archived by the rrats
They're both still there, faggot.

>>2469393
RRRRRAAAAATTTT

>>2469440
>>2469453
I couldn't find it after the stream ended, either I have shark brain or the rrat is real

>>2469518
Gura: Do people call you any weird nicknames?
Amelia: Like what, what do you mean?
Gura: Like my chat calls me Gawrgoyla or Gawr Goomba. How about you, do you have any weird nicknames? Like Amelia Saltson, or Rebecca?

>>2469518
Here ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkvVS3C0hdY&t=12212s

>>2469698
>>2469706
you're only proving that the rrat is real i don't know what you thought you were doing

i don't want to see any of these two dumbasses get into trouble

>>2469698
she said becca, not rebecca

>>2469706
What happened to this Ame voice? Her current one sounds like shes babytalking to a pet

>>2469762
We can go round and round in circles in this shit but it doesn't matter. You'll find something juicier next week.

Missed the RE stream, but it seems like Gura finished Leon's story. Has she said if she'll be playing as Claire?

>>2469862
She said she'll probably play another RE game instead and asked chat which out of RE3 Remake or RE5 she should play

>>2469762
I can't believe you're getting this many yous for pretending to be a newfag while posting pekos the entire time

>Gura cut herself off from ranting about nipples
why

>>2469845
When Ame collabs, she forgets to stay in character and starts speaking naturally

https://youtu.be/agXlzwEGrWU?t=11172

>>2470295
Saving it for members

Gura the cutest!

>>2465331
some of the best S+++ gura content in a while. She jynx'ed herself multiple times while gaming (with comedic timing) she quit metroid seriously frustrated with a boss fight because of time issues and wanting to win (which was funny). then she won resident evil 2; with some small help from chat; then her superchat reading got into some hilarious and strange topics.

overall it was one of the best 5 hours of content I've seen in a while from any streamer (watching chat lose its mind early in the Metroid stream while gura got back into the swing of things was gold in and of itself)

>>2469884
A RE5 Coop playthough with Ame would be kino

I'm donating $20 as "Chen Sae Wow" and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>2474567
That's retarded and not funny, anon. Don't be a retard.

This thread likes here is a thread for my favorite vtuber!
I love gura so much!

>>2474686
Chill, Anon. Even if she were to dead ass say "Yeah I was [REDACTED] but now I'm a shark with a number disability and sharp knowledge of Idol Rules" I doubt she'd get in serious troubles, let alone for accidentally saying something like username.

>>2474783
The chances are it will go over her head and she'll mispronounce what you're trying to get her to say. It took me a minute to decipher, and I knew you were trying to pull some shit. Out of context, it's a meaningless gibberish.

>>2469360
i love her so much

>>2470295
nozzles, gura. nozzles.

>>2475036
I might be retarded but I don't get it

>>2476322
It's just a play on sounds on what's supposedly Gura's old persona. It's just a fan theory but I don't buy it, personally.

>>2476406
Oh I guess I'm doubly retarded, I actually meant to reply to >>2469360

>>2474567
Donate as Ching Chong lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBhBI_Tna4

>>2474567
>>2474686
>>2476406
That's it?
I thought it was going to mean something offensive fucking hell

>>2474686
Shark the Wah would be a better username

>>2469386
Gura is dangerously adorable.

>>2466549
Is she wearing Watame's outfit? That's so cute..

>>2474728
heheh e and I made the thread because I wanted to see if I could get away with it by just copying the look of the previous threads, despite the fact that I've never ever made a thread before, and it worked perfectly hehehe

I hope Gura does a Clare run some day if only for the possible fan art of her dressed up as Clare.

day 213: yagoo still refuses to give gura her cat ears

>>2478118
Gura wants cat ears, she's gonna get cat ears

After that rrat massacre in the superchat reading, it's safe to assume she's at least aware of this place, right?

This place is extra retarded today

>>2478118
her first outfit WILL have cat ears, it'll be a bigger shock than 9/11 was to the American public in 2001 if she doesn't get the cat ears

guwaa...

>>2478222
Considering the huge amount of containment breakers in her chat who constantly leak shit from here, you can never know for sure.

>>2478330
>today

>>2478773
just try to post here in a way where you wouldn't embarrass yourself if she read it.

>>2478222
>>2478773
Newfriend here; What exactly is a rrat?
Also this is just my incredibly accurate intuition speaking, but I think she may be browsing /ggg/ as we speak, fellas.

Gura has without a doubt at least peeked at this thread if not regularly uses 4chan

>>2479028
Short for “narrative.” Refers to theories about the holo girls that may or may not be based on any actual evidence.
Do your lurking reps.

>>2478222
I'm sure she's aware of 4chan and maybe even vt, but I highly doubt she browses the board at all. She gets stressed easily so I can't imagine she would willingly subject herself to all the shitty bait and anti posting that goes on here.

>>2479153
Maybe her browsing here is part of the reason she is always so stressed out

>>2479220
We'll I guess you are here forever so Gura would be no exception..

>>2479028
You can't be... It's much too early for you to be awake...

>>2479279
I hate that rule.. fuckin sucks man. I just wanted to talk about pokémon on a web that isn't fake and gay and that was more than 7 years ago now

>>2468485
the first thing i noticed was the teeth

>>2479028
Nuh uh, if she was here she'd tell us what the 3rd step to her 3 step plan on getting women was.

Make sure you do your smile reps today. Gura likes it when we smile.

>>2479115
Oh so like, the Theory that Gura may be [Redacted] or that Ina may in fact be a Human Bean behind the Tentacle avatar?
She may be familiar with those being thrown around. Since the bag's out of the cat I figure they wouldn't want to do damage control to hide any remaining evidence as to not cause a Streisand Effect so they just let it go by and just meme with it to tease each other.
>>2479369
Knowing Gura, I'd say her 3rd step was somehow win with her in the lan party or something.

>>2479115
I'm so sorry for spamming it early on in /jp/hlgg, I didn't know it would get like this

>>2479028
Knowing her she's too scared to read stuff about herself off stream and probably annoys the other members to browse and tell her with with filter the latest rrats on /vt/.

Anyway newfriend, rrats usually means the "latest" thing to shitpost about the holos. I put that word in quotes cause in actuality their mostly same bullshit repeated again and again by newfags who won't there when it was immediately debunked. Of course, this is not the exact meaning, and lurking more and reading context carefully will help you get through the /jp/ lingo we use here.

Also please, whenever you want to post anything, including your OC rrats and even UUUOOAAAAAHHHs, please post with responsibility and thought and don't be like most SEAnigs. in this board.

hey could someone post the catbox link to Gura singing home on the range? I accidentally deleted it..

>>2479460
>>2477437
https://files.catbox.moe/s70irz.ogg

>>2479434
At this point Gura being HER isn’t even a rrat. It’s just an open secret that she isn’t allowed to confirm.

>>2479512
I appreciate (You) friend

>>2479525
I've been listening to it all day, she's got me wrapped around her finger.

>>2479440
This is the future you chose.

>>2479153
I wish she would just give us a "Hi /vt/" or "Hi /ggg/" on her twitter to acknowledge us

>>2479220
Usually these threads are filled with love and support so hopefully that helps balance out any negativity she might see. Just like her, we all just want to have a fun time.

>>2479558
It literally gives me goosebumps and sends chills down my spine everytime I listen to it, the same thing happens with a few other covers of hers as well. shes just.. so perfect that it hurts

>>2479602
I agree but its easy to fixate on the one negative post over the dozens of positive ones. There are schizo antis who come in here to stir stupid shit up on the daily

>>2479515
>>2479434
what are you talking about? asking as a retarded newfag

>>2479590
... this is bait right? You wouldn't actually want that right? That's such an exceptionally stupid idea, I don't think I've ever read anything quite like it

>>2479590
I don't. It would feel nice to be acknowledged but there is nothing good for her that could possibly come from doing that, and it would likely make trolls shitpost harder if they knew she might see it.

>>2479590
I wouldn't, I already try to do what >>2478918
says but if I knew for sure she saw some of the things I post then it wouldn't feel the same.

>>2479590
God no. Imagine the horde of retards that look it up and come here, it would hell for like a month at least. The "good" people wouldn't come over, it would be children and attention whores who come.

s-sleepy

>>2479634
Gura’s persona before joining hololive.
”drunk country roads”

>>2479590
retard.

>>2479590
No that would attract... THEM. If you think the anons in this website are bad, you don't want THEM to come here.
>>2479649
I do think it would be kinda based if she acknowledged without actually name calling us so THEY don't come here simping for her attention.
>>2479634
The famous prevalent theory that Gura used to be famous Youtuber [Redacted] because they both sound small and have similar weird senses of humor.

Where's the schedule gura?

>>2479153
>She gets stressed easily
That's part of the dumb shark Persona. She's into all of that shit
>>2479751
Soon

>>2479699
Maybe some day she'll treat us to some more just woke up from bed Gura. That was cute.

>>2479787
ahahaha i can hear her saying "you were trying to cross the border, riiight?"

>>2479749
who the fuck are you talking about when you say THEM? twitter people?

>>2479619
She's not perfect, but that's one reason why I like her so much. She has shown so much good while also showing flaws like everyone else. I just feel comfortable while watching her streams or listening to her sing, gives me the feels like we're old friends just hanging out.

>>2479849
Probably reddit.

>>2479883
oh yeah I don't know how I didn't get that, he was definitely talking about reddit people. I guess I just try to pretend that site doesn't exist whenever possible

>>2479751
Give her a day off anon, cmon. She deserves to relax.

>>2479774
I don't think her getting stressed and nervous easily is a persona at all. She was visibly nervous before her debut, didn't really eat much from nerves in that timeframe, and even yesterday mentioned a first date involving food would be terrible for her because any nervousness ruins her ability to eat correctly.

>>2479971
this, I hope Gura is resting.. she spoiled us too much yesterday, I could go without a stream for two days if it meant Gura got some good rest

>>2479751
I'm expecting she puts it out on wednesday with a chance for a stream that night as well.

>>2479706
>>2479749
why are people avoiding mentioning the name of the channel?

>>2479971
>>2480024
She did say she really needed to fix her sleep schedule, and that's what she needs the day off for. I can relate.

>>2480040
Off topic, now stop brining it up.

>>2480040
There is a million and one references in the archives already, do your reps if you care so much. Its not relevant here.

>>2480040
Why do you feel the need to bring it up? It's dead and buried, irrelevant now.

>>2480040
Doxxposting is against the rules.

>>2480040
Because they will get banned anon, if you're not careful you'll get banned too. Absolutely NO mention of past identities of vtubers is allowed on this board

>>2480040
Are you falseflagging or just retarded?

>sings yaranaika
>her roommate yaranaika pic is gone

>>2480165
>>2480137
>>2480124
>>2480120
>>2480093
>>2480062
>>2480059
sorry for being a retard I guess. won't bring it up again.

If I'm not a HERfag, but Gura saying she's been always a cowboy at heart, does it mean I'm a chumbud also a cowboy too?

>>2480178
I do wonder why she did that.

>>2480690
No

>>2480690
I want to be cowboy Gura's horse and have her ride me into the sunset

I hope you faggots get banned. Follow the fucking rules.

>>2479971
Gura is ded, thus sleeping

>>2480745
shut up kid

>>2468497
>Human Gura
Ah yes everyone knows humans can not have twin tails or highlights. If anything they should have changed her hair color.

You think Magicka would be a good collab game for them to play?

>>2480690
My family on my fathers side are cowboys so yes

when does she read the chrisposter supa?

>>2481069
The shark teeth and the tail are the only things that make her a shark.

>>2481217

Timestamped for your convenience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXlzwEGrWU&t=14772s

>>2481218
And gills.

salman

>>2479590
kys irl

>>2481519
There isn't enough good fanart with gills.

>>2465730
>>2465608
>>2465649
Wait I thought rrat was a /vt/ thing or is it used elsewhere as well?

>>2481874
Lurk more. Stop shitting up the thread with questions like this. This thread is for Gura.

hey chummies, I am bothered by something unrelated. I have a friend who insists pre-gura was genuine and herself and now as gura she is soulless, has no personality (wtf?) and empty. "kawaii seiso vtuber soulles, monotone and boring"
I told him gura herself said she cringes at her past self to what he interjected "ah! but she only cringes at the drunk dank videos!!". I also said "man... I didn't knew you watched her streams" to what he replied that no, he has only seen clips. CLIPS. CLIPWATCHEEEEEEEEEEER. It sucks...

So, yeah. Was she more herself back then or is she more herself now? I guess that's what bothers my friend

>>2463663
why doesn't she wear the hood anymore?

>>2482018
Someone said it looked like a penis and she couldn't unsee it so she stopped wearing it

>>2482018
Cuz it looks like a dick

>>2481984
tell him HER in her actual streams was way more than gura than your friend thinks, and that it is waaaay easier to lie about your persona in produced non-live videos

>>2482018
She brought up that "some people think it makes her look like a penis", which probably means she does too. She mentioned it during the SC part of the RE2 stream last night after she put it on.

>>2481984
From everything I've watched she's basically the exact same person now, just with higher energy and less cursing. She definitely tries harder to be entertaining now than when she was just fucking around on stream, but that seems about it to me

>>2482137
And less drunkenness.

>>2482137
>>2482083
>>2482161
So, she was pretty much herself minus the current professionalism she exhibits in having a consistent schedule and minding what contents she uses? Or maybe the question is, do you feel she is constrained by her new persona? I think people laughed AT her and only expected funny UwU meme songs, caring little for her

>>2481984
Underage or SEAnig?

Gura come home....

I miss gura already

>>2482589
Just go with what she has explicitly said on stream as Gura.
>She auditioned in the most genuine way she could, no weird personas.
>She's way happier now than she was before hololive, to the point of saying it changed her life for the better
>She loves her audience and wants to do good for them
>She streams to have a good time, not to be a downer. She wants herself and her audience to have fun and forget about any problems while she's live, this is why she doesn't bring up her problems on stream, the most she's said is that deadlines are stressing her out.
She is 100% genuine and if anyone watched her streams they'd know.

>>2482805
me & my friend? the glorious eternal nation of Chile, why the question friend. Hey, I wish I could just disregard the shit he says but I can't. On a tangent, he prefers his streamers having dark humour and spouting sex jokes, which is not bad but at the same time a streamer would be very, very boring if that was their one trick. So I think he is butthurt about gura becoming gura because of that; that she is now mild in comparison.

Hey, but, whatevs he derailed the conversation because he had no reply against my marvelous argument: Clipwatcher

>>2482898
Thanks, I'll keep this one in my pocket for when he brings it up again. He will

>>2482898
>She wants herself and her audience to have fun and forget about any problems while she's live, this is why she doesn't bring up her problems on stream, the most she's said is that deadlines are stressing her out.
i get where she is coming from, but it honestly bugs me a lot more to think of her just holding it all in instead of venting a bit more.

>>2483050
She has friends in real life who can actually support her that she can talk to. It is not productive for her to talk to chat in that way

>>2483050
a faggy seaweed (sorry to bring it up) said "we are not friends" to his audience. That sums it up very well... of course the next week after that he had a pekora-tier venting stream but ignore that bit

>>2482898
>She's way happier now than she was before hololive, to the point of saying it changed her life for the better
Yeah dumptrucks of cash tend to do that

>>2479383
>>2479410
>>2479427
uoh

>>2482898
>>2482953
Use these if they want more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHt5xlQycY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJavlNH72lY
https://youtu.be/iMuEMRbJB9I?t=107

>fucking clipniggers
sure, sure, try to tell a normalfag to watch a stream and see how they react.

>>2482073
Right after saying, "Life's too short to care what other people think"

>>2483223
To be fair I don't think she liked looking at herself and only seeing a giant penis head either.

The rook and the Knight are on the same wall.
The Bishop and Queen are not next to eachother.
The Queen and the rook are opposite eachother.

>>2483348
SHE WAS TRYING HER BEST

Why couldn't she be honest and say she likes twintails? Now people are never going to shut up about dicks.

>>2483348
none of the parameters of the puzzle indicated that the labels on the fuse boxes were meaningful. that was an assumption that the player had to make in the absence of any input from the game.

>>2483442
Like people would ever shut up about dicks to begin with. Besides, it's not as if that is the only reason, she probably just thinks it looks better. Maybe she'll end up getting some more options down the road that she's comfortable with if people want some variations.

>>2484054
if only the name wasn't there

>>2484043
I just don't understand using both. Even if it's only one day of the week she streams with the hat on, I would be satisfied.

>>2484089
Goddamn hatters will never be satisfied. Never wear the hat Gura! Be true to yourself!

>>2484085

>>2484089
I get it, but she had to be railroaded by chat to bring it out for 5 minutes to begin with. She didn't want to give a serious answer. Luckily she looks good without it, so it's not as if it's a case of bad taste from the streamer.

>>2484160
if only the name was there

>>2484179

>>2484195

>>2484142
I'm being completely honest when I say once a week is completely fine with me. Hell, it took us 71 days to get the hat since the last time she wore it; even every 14 days would be better than how it's been lately.

>>2484160
thanks for the new wallpaper

>>2484054
>>2484160
Needs a swarm of shrimps backing her up

i just don't care about the hat...

>>2484244
Same desu

>>2481124
I think Gura would get a kick out of the silly sounding dialogue at least

>>2484161
I liked her kayfabe excuse that it was hot. Sucks that she got bullied into the real answer and now the clippers ignored the kayfabe and all have GURA'S HAT LOOKS LIKE A ***** clips out.

>>2484244
This. In fact, after such a long time without her hat, seeing her with it feels weird, I think I like seeing her twin tails more, it's cuter that way.

>>2481124
How about Magic The Gathering collab? Imagine Gura trying to wrap her mind around that game...

>>2484311
i mean, the hat doesn't bother me either.

I like the twin tails more than the hat, I think she's cuter that way.

>>2484091
Rip and Tear until it done...Great Predator

>>2484305
It's crude, but Gura likes juvenile dirty jokes anyway as long as they are not too hardcore and people aren't running them into the ground. I think it suits her better than trying to play the character, since she seems uncomfortable with that sometimes. Although I think she's better off doing as you say, since it helps keep up the illusion of the avatar being the real person.

hey resident cumbuds, any new info on that new original song that gura had talked about a while ago? Or on any other songs for that matter?

>>2484485
nope

>>2484485
No info. Even if she recorded any songs now, we won't see the results until the end of the year at least. Though there are plenty of her karaoke songs all over youtube and you can find mega links in the archive too, that should hold you over until her official new song.

>>2483178
I don't hate clipniggers, I hate when they act like they know everything despite not watching the streams with context, or with bits that help to understand what the streamer really means.

>>2481615
Based

>>2484638
i do hate them and i will not apologize

>>2484669
this

>>2484669
Your apology is irrelevant

Gura watches clips.

>>2484718
she's busy

>>2484718
What a nigger, dropped

>>2484718
I'd want to keep note on what the clipfags were misrepresenting about me too. Even if she watches clips for other ENs she's in the unique situation of actually knowing them, so she doesn't need as much context as regular viewers about what they meant in a clip.

>>2484816
She does it for JPs she barely knows too.

>>2484833
Eh, JPs watch translated HoloEn clips too.

speaking of shitty clips, this animation has a good chance of surpassing the view count that one RFA clip. just in case anyone wants to watch it a few hundred times to speed that up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50p94kVSp8k

>>2484833
But translation clip channels aren't the same as clipniggers. I don't understand why people still seem to not understand this.

>>2484867
normally when that happens, you're literally talking to a clipnigger deliberately trying to muddy the waters and normalize his vile clickbait.

>>2484865
Based, this one has tons of effort put into it and made Gura laugh.

>>2484913
Fair enough. Here's a cute Gura since we've gone 30 minutes without one.

>>2484913
There's nothing wrong with clickbait.
https://streamable.com/5bebtt

a

https://youtu.be/agXlzwEGrWU?t=895

>>2485282
Blessed scream.

>>2485282
I love how her screams sound like a car slamming the brakes

>>2485282
Is it bad if her screams turn me on? They are always so cute, girly, and squeaky

>>2485619
Apt description.

>>2485619
I like the ones that sound like a broken recorder

https://youtu.be/agXlzwEGrWU?t=13473

Gura said a while ago she has a senpai collab in the works, do you think she will actually have one? Was it the Matsuri duet?

>>2486538
Gura did that Matsuri collab months ago and we only found out about it recently. I now fully believe her when she says there are big things that we haven't seen yet.

how would gawr gura react to having a gun pulled on her

>>2486669
She pulls hers in return

>>2486669
>>2485282

>>2486669
Would probably have a panic attack, cower in terror and submit to whatever you wanted

>>2486669
She cried when she got flamed in Overwatch

>>2486701
>>2486669
why are you like this?

>>2486669
I don't want to imagine that sort of thing and you shouldn't either.

>>2486764
She's just like me.

>>2486826
>his brain doesn't come up with a million stupid scenarios so that he's mentally prepared if one happens to come true
NGMI

>>2486861
when one happens you freeze up because you never expected it to happen in real life

>>2481124
I did a 24 hour stream with Magicka at one point (can get there with DLCs). The game is still far too buggy. I think I crashed about 8 times during the main campaign.

https://streamable.com/s7y5md
https://streamable.com/2q11um
https://streamable.com/p9m8pl

>>2481124
I still want them to play Unrailed. It's simple enough to have space to talk unlike overcooked

>>2487351
I have seen streamers play Unrailed. No, it is not simple enough.

>>2487294
do you think she was running her hands down her legs as she described each part of them

>>2487429
She didn't say feet because she didn't want to tickle herself? Yes.

>>2487294
>https://streamable.com/s7y5md
kek

>>2486669
castle doctrine baby

>>2487429
>>2487294
うおおおおおおおおお how can a joke 10 second clip excite me so

how long will it take Gura to get a new headset that doesn't shock her?

do you think Gura listens to 100 gecs

>>2488126
Send her an akasupa asking her to cover one of their songs next karaoke

>>2487970
i can't think of a way that it could be the headphones themselves unless she's running some retarded electrostatic setup.

>>2487970
she has a homegrown tesla coil setup

how would gawr gura react to hitting a dog with her car

>>2488539
she can't drive so won't happen

>>2488553
okay what if she got her license and hit a dog with her car (accidentally)

>>2488584
She would offer herself as a substitute dog for the owner.

how would gawr gura react to something pleasant

>>2488602
how is a malnourished child a good enough substitute for a dog when the dog can probably do better tricks?

>>2488646
Like this
https://streamable.com/zpaj27

how would gawr gura react to some of the shit posted in these threads

>>2488665

>>2488684
she would probably close the tab

>>2488684
https://streamable.com/npbd9p

how many tabs does Gura have open on average? she feels like a tab hoarder to me

>>2488721
tackling the real questions here in ggg

>>2488713
https://streamable.com/5bebtt

>>2488648
well for one you can fuck gura

>>2488315
Probably the new chair and whatever she's rubbing on it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/headphones/comments/c3kh1a/destroyed_my_jds_atom_today_with_a_static/
>Ever since I got a new office chair (Herman Miller Embody), I've had problems with static buildup, even in summer weather where you'd think relative humidity would be high enough to eliminate static

https://youtu.be/W62vlsIGzY4?t=747
>Just sitting and standing on it will generate enough charge to create an audible zap

>https://www.reddit.com/r/hermanmiller/comments/kmnb1a/purchased_a_herman_miller_embody_logitech/
>It happens to the regular embody too, even on hardwood floors. I had mine for a couple months now and every time I stand up I get zapped and my monitor turns off. Humidifier on 24/7 doesn't seem to help with it either. I've heard some people try rub it down with a fabric softener and it helps a bit.

https://repforums.prosoundweb.com/index.php?topic=6786.30
>Re: Anyone got a "Herman Miller Aeron"???
>I looked all over for "anti-static" casters, to no avail and finally called Hermann Miller and talked to one of the reps there. They experimented with anti-static casters, but found that the real problem was the mesh you sit in. In a dry climate, especially if you wear cotton pants (yeah, like blue jeans) it's worse.

>>2488887
Gura wears cotton uooooooh

>>2488887
bitch can't even sit in a chair right lol

>>2488992
better take is that an adult woman is confused by static electricity.

>>2489076
Mental age 15

>>2488887
>https://youtu.be/W62vlsIGzY4?t=747
Gura's going to break something with a bad zap and be very sad

how would gura react to being offered hard drugs by someone she really liked, like ame

>>2488887
i agree 100%

>>2489304
i just hope it's not the diaphragm of her mic.

>>2488969
If she streams naked, it wouldn't be a problem.

>>2489592
THAT picture

here are the fastest members of team cherd/churd:

1:12:43 | (Member (6 months)) Fisher King: CHERD
1:12:43 | (Member (2 months)) Avril Helm: cherd
1:12:44 | (Member (1 month)) Cynicade: Cherd?
1:12:44 | (Member (6 months)) TonyBones: churd
1:12:44 | Lyre: ChURDS

and the fastest members of team nad:
1:12:49 | Humu Sapiens: Nads
1:12:52 | (Member (6 months)) Brandermau: NADS
1:12:53 | (Member (2 months)) Broodixian: Nads
1:12:53 | Shadicara: Nads
1:12:53 | (Member (2 months)) Zophar: Nads

>>2489679
nads too busy scratchin' 'em to respond, typical

>>2489679
/ggg/ taking on the real issues, how can nads even recover?

Watching Gura is making me fall in love for her more and more every day. Hearing how much we got in common is so interesting.
Makes me want to improve myself as a person more, get in shape and try meet a girl like her irl.
It reminds me of the good times when I wasn't heartbroken and felt like the king of the world.

>>2489460

>>2490046
awww

>>2490046
smol gura is so precious

I love it when she looks at bottom right
Looks dumb but very cute

>>2490157
I like it when she looks directly at me

gura cute

miss gura

I want to hug this shark

I want to cuddle with this shark and stroke her hair until she finally is able to fall asleep

>>2490575
it's been less than 20 hours

I want the shark to bully me in a kind and supportive manner

>>2490651
Yes, and?

>>2490651
Gura is an daily essential nutrient, like Vitamin G or something.

>>2490651
I know, it's been so long :(

>>2490764
I hope we get more shark headpat ASMR with her new 3Dio mic. It was cute enough as it was before then.

Gura called a superchat that said he was doing his smile practice cute, does anyone have the exact superchat? I want to read it

>>2489679
Nads can suck my nards

The cookie baking stream got linked in the Gura interview and is possibly the first exposure to Gura for some people.

>>2491751
That stream was adorable. I hope Chef cooks with us again soon.

>>2491751
>>2491773
Gura's cute fingerprints

>>2491773
I wish she'd give us the recipes she uses after her cooking streams so we can try making our own

>>2491751
for a while that was the one i sent people who asked me what she was like. i think it's one of her quintessential streams.

>>2491929
what do you send them now?

>>2486143
If she eats whip cream in an actual asmr stream that means there will definitely be porn of her with whip cream covering her in a compromising position and I really hope that happens cause thats my fetish

>>2491944
nobody has asked me in a while...

>>2491831
[Sad News] Obsessive fans tract down vtuber based on her fingerprints in cookie dough

>>2491947
I don't trust artists. Maybe 5% of them watch streams and that's being generous.

>>2488646
>>2488665
Thanks guys,

>>2491951
I'm asking you now.

>>2488713
>>2488743
thanks anon, I love the little shark dance

>>2492080
i think i'd go with meatloaf.

>>2492176
meatload*

>>2492679
thank you

Gura loves you all!

>>2493085
How do we know she loves us?

>>2493192
You know implicitly by your behavior whether or not she would love (you)

>>2493192
Because that's Gura posting of course

>>2493192
She doesn't. It's a very one-sided parasocial relationship, sadly. Chumbuds love Gura, but Gura just sees chumbuds as an audience to entertain as part of quid pro quo. Hence why Gura doesn't vent, doesn't talk about herself personally, etc. Also why she doesn't have any issue 'turning off' and disappearing during her break days like it's a normal job.

>To you:
>what a wild ride it has been
>ups, downs
>achievements galore
>i've found out a lot about my self during this time
>and i feel like
>everyday i spend with you is an adventure
>a very mighty adventure
>i'm not so good with words (yes, we already know that gura~)
>so i thought maybe if i wrote you a note i'd be able to get my thoughts across
>so, to you
>i want to say thank you
>thank you for your support
>for your fan creations
>and most of all, for hanging out with me while i stream
>i also want to thank my senpai
>because if it weren't for their hard work
>their endless hard work
>i wouldn't be here
>to future hololive additions:
>I can't wait to meet you!
>one day i hope to sing for you all on stage
>and until then
>i will do my absolute best for you
>from my big shark heart:
>thank you
>arigatou gozaimasu

>>2493260
Gura can't help but say goodbye for minutes, think again Einstein.

>>2493260
Gura is pretty high up there in the "co-dependency with chat" holo tier list

>>2493282
https://youtu.be/qTwHCC4stu8?t=1641

>>2493260
Okay clipfag, you would know that's not the case if you actually watch the streams.

Sometimes I repeat a joke in Gura's chat and immediately feel bad afterwards. It's not funny the second time...

>>2493396
The first step to correcting bad behavior is noticing it, so you're on the right path

I wish Gura would fix her sleeping routine. Making a schedule, corporate calls, and real life duties seem to be almost impossible, but she never fails to get them done. I'm proud of her.

>>2493282
>>2493336
This chokes me up every time.

>>2493820
Her routine will be fixed for about a week until whatever deadlines or responsibilities are compelling her to fix it go away and she goes right back to her old habits.

i want gura to follow through on her 3 AM monhun guerilla idea. if she doesn't get to have a sleep schedule, NOBODY DOES

>>2493869
I know how easy it is to fall right back into bad sleep habits, it happens to me every single time I have a short stretch where Im not busy for a few days. Hopefully she can get on track and stay on track

come on, cooking stream, bless our ears with the clattering of pots and pans this week.

One more day of missing Gura.

I work hard this week to make Gura happy.