/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Agreed

>>24776376
Yeah, mine.

God I want to be in a (sexually) abusive relationship with her and force her into all sorts of degenerate shit

imagine coming home late from work and are greeted with this when you walk in the front door

Screw marrying her, i want to be her, i want to let anons use me to release their pent up sexual frustration, i want to have all my holes constantly ravaged, i want the only food i'm allowed to consume to be cum

>>24777649
I'm not afraid of a fat Japanese midget woman even if she's my newlywed wife

>>24777719
I really hope for your sake you're a woman

dykes are never wife material

>>24777799
Sadly no, i'm not a troon tho, i understand the technology for a proper sex change is not there and will likely never be, and i'm not gonna chop off my dick and pump myself full of chemicals just to be a crude mockery of a woman

>>24778035
See it's hot when women say that but nobody wants a scrawny lanky dude as a cumdump

>>24778155
I'm fully aware, i just wanted to share my fantasy

>>24778155
You say that, but I've seen enough threads on this board thirsting over dudes crossplaying

>>24777719
I am going to rape you

>>24777649
Start sweet talking her complement her tease her say she looks cute when she is mad. Watch her get flustered back her up to a wall stare intently into her eyes kiss and smack her ass watch her melt like hot butter.

Hag love

>>24776376
>can't cook
>uneducated
>stupid
>fujoshit who wants you to stuff things up your butt and has a variety of revolting fetishes
>annoying voice
How is Marine wife material at all?

>>24790014
>He wouldn't take stuff up the butt for a woman he supposedly loves
ngmi

>>24790647
If a woman wants stuff up your butt she doesn't love you.

>>24790687
Whatever makes you sleep better at night

>>24790014
>can't cook
That can change, it's a skill anyone can learn
>uneducated
Didn't she work as an OL? That would imply at least a Bachelor's degree in Japan, wouldn't it?
>stupid
Not the worst as far as other Holos go
>fujoshit who wants you to stuff things up your butt and has a variety of revolting fetishes
I'm a /meat/lad, if she wants to shove things up my butt, then I get to do something similar involving a knife, her belly button, and my dick
>annoying voice
Subjective

>>24791053
>That would imply at least a Bachelor's degree in Japan, wouldn't it?
No it doesn't. She is a high school drop out
>/meat/
ah so you are mentally ill no wonder you like Marine.

>>24791123
Ok faggot

>>24791053
Anon it just the usual marineschizo. Just post ogey and ignore him like usual.

>>24790014
>can't cook
I can cook.
>uneducated
Couldn't care less.
>stupid
Everyone is a little stupid.
>fujoshit who wants you to stuff things up your butt and has a variety of revolting fetishes
I doubt she wants me to put stuff up my butt. I would, however, be happy to buy her all the lewd reading materials she wants and I'd be happy to indulge in her fetishes which, let's be honest, are just harmless BDSM. I am thankfully an S.
>annoying
You are just objectively wrong on this one. She's a beam of light. Her laugh lifts my spirits. She's an angel.
And unlike the other bozos in this thread, I will marry her.

>>24778035
Don't care. Would still fill up they/them pussy, until my balls were dry. Pass discord.

Also this is a horny post at almost 4am soooo

>>24791913
How does not liking Marine make me a faggot?

>>24792036
Watch streams she encouraged her fans to stuff things up their butts.

>>24776376
>>24776472
Agreed.
>>24777082
Wrong.
>>24792098
I do watch her streams. I doubt she wants the overseas sexy guy (me) to do it, just any ichimi who might want to do that but is repressing the urge to do so.

Practically every other post in this thread (besides the other one I wrote >>24792036) is utterly deranged. Have any of you guys been in relationships before?

>>24791994
I somehow completely forgot about marineschizo.
>>24791123
>mentally ill
A perfect excuse to dress you up as marine, and do things to your belly that /meat/ would be proud of.

>>24790014
just say you're gay and save the time

>>24792542
Cool next time ichimi trash Choco, Mel or Noel I will accuse you of being gay as well.

>>24792571
nah thats you who is gay

>>24792571
>providing more proof he is gay

>>24782517
Probably been in more than you have mr everybody else is deranged and has never been in a relationship.

>>24792819
Anon, your aim. And your thin skin.

>>24792871
That's called having self confidence not thin skin.

>>24792915
Me oh my he's mad.

>>24792684
>>24792664
So its gay to hate Marine but not gay to hate Choco, Mel and Noel?

>>24792982
Not mad at all you had a excellent point about my replying to my own comment instead of the other anon who might be you the rest of your bullshit don't walk the walk it's just talk.

>>24793033
its gay to hate any of them

>>24793033
You hate all of them since you're the one posting all the hate against them and then claiming it's ichimi doing it. You've been doing this for an entire year now.

Let's be real, anyone /here/ would kill to have a gf like Marine. She's beyond whatever any of us could aim for.

>>24790014
>>can't cook
>implying women can cook
I can cook better than she can anyways
>>uneducated
>makes more in a day than I make in a month despite having an education and a well paying job
oh no, she's uneducated, dropped
>>stupid
>implying I have above room temperature IQ
don't care, plus girls are cute when they're retarded
>>fujoshit who wants you to stuff things up your butt and has a variety of revolting fetishes
compared to the average "my favourite sex position is the tetraplegic starfish pose" girls, it's not that bad
>>annoying voice
shit taste, i want her to moan "pika pika" in my ear every time i thrust my dick inside her

>>24793083
I would indeed but the way I see it she already belongs to ichimi anyway heart mind and soul so who do we gotta worry about.

>>24793083
she is my dream girl

>>24793155
Just admit you are a faggot who wants to get fucked up the ass.

>>24793083
She’s actually exactly what I am for.

>>24793210
You are a homosexual.
This right here >>24761982 is your thread proven by the fact that you used the same OP here >>18042036 and the thread is filled with your schizophrenia.

>>24793213
>>24793176
Exactly and we will never have someone like her. A roasty is the best /here/ will ever get their hands on.

>>24793641
Good thing I'm just someone who uses 4chan and not someone "from" 4chan, then.

>>24793681
You aren't special. You share the same destiny as anyone /here/. You will die either alone or with a roasty... your only hope is to find the 1/10000000000000000 girl who isn't a sociopathic whore; I wish you luck regardless.

>>24793743
As I said, I'm not /here/, just using the website. So I'm not special, but I also don't think my fate is decided by a random fatalistic 4chan user that chose to reply to me. Thanks for the luck, though.

>>24793743
Have confidence in yourself dude jesus christ.

>>24793800
You are wasting your breath man. That guy can see the future and his fucking sucks, apparently.

>>24793800
I have confidence in myself; I fucking wish it was a me problem I could fix. I just go outside enough to understand there's no hope left.

>>24777719
Why are teamates like this?

>>24793874
I really mean this anon: that's a you problem.

>>24794093
>People aren't a bunch of hedonistic sociopaths nowadays; that's a you problem.
Again, I wish.

>>24794157
"People" have always been hedonistic sociopaths dude. That doesn't mean that the entire human race is worth writing off.
If you've decided you've given up on finding people worth your time and would rather wallow in self pity on 4chan, that's on you.

>>24777082
>>24792202
>>24793166
>>24793213
>>24793641

OUR wife

>>24794219
Nuh uh. Mine.

>>24794205
Where the fuck do you think I'm going for self-pity in my statements? I'm just talking, chill.
>"People" have always been hedonistic sociopaths dude. That doesn't mean that the entire human race is worth writing off
In the past people were shit but not hedonistic sociopaths like what you see nowadays, let alone anything close. Once again, I wish; I truly do.

>>24776376
What wife? The one who cheats you? The one you cheats? The one who keeps asking you to get a divorce? Or the one who now acts like your roommate?

>>24794460
nah thats your wife