/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24750965
KIKI LOVE

i love this funny cunny bunny, she's sweeter than hunny

Kiki Love!

kiki love

Mind status: Unchanged

Kiki's normal stream time is great for me, comfy EU neet hours

>>24750965
I don't remember seeing that drawing before. It's very cute.

I LOVE MY LOLIBABA RABBIT WIFE

>>24751217
It was posted in the wee hours of the night yesterday when everybody was sleeping

mwah hello my princess of the orient. would you be willing by chance to be BLEACHED by a white gentleman scholar? I know you mainly like asian guys but us white guys are built different.
let me knowwwwww

>>24751219
I was just pretending to cope and seethe I don't really care whenever it is.

I want to watch a shitty movie with kiki and get completely distracted by making out and doing lewd things in a mostly empty movie theater

>>24751696
this but with a non-empty theater. and anytime she makes a peep, I shush her.

>>24751696
This but just at home on our couch and she can scream all she wants

I had a dream that Kiki was my sleep paralysis demon ToT

>>24751863
Her giant bumbum weighing down on your chest... you can't move a muscle...

>>24751696
This but without the making out and lewd things i just want to watch shitty movies with kiki

Kiki will find her way into roughly 25% of my dreams. The one I'd just woken up from didn't involve her, though.

[Spoiler] I had to go into this haunted shrine with this little girl to free her dead mothers spirit or some shit, and inside the shrine there was a picture of the little girl. She brought me over to it, and as we looked at it, the girl in the pictures face started melting off. She then turned around to look at me, and her face too was now similarly melted. "Well if this isn't some fucky wucky", I thought. [/Spoiler]

I don't fall asleep without thinking about Kiki

I was gonna put it LOTR on in CyTube, till I realized it was a 4 hour long movie... another day maybe.

>>24752280
I like to imagine a scenario with Kiki as I try to fall asleep every time, but it doesn't translate into Kiki dreams nearly as often.

Kiki will find her way into roughly 25% of my dreams. The one I'd just woken up from didn't involve her, though.

I had to go into this haunted shrine with this little girl to free her dead mothers spirit or some shit, and inside the shrine there was a picture of the little girl. She brought me over to it, and as we looked at it, the girl in the pictures face started melting off. She then turned around to look at me, and her face too was now similarly melted. "Well if this isn't some fucky wucky", I thought.

>>24752264
>>24752409
ctrl+s

>>24752336
but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

nap time til stream, see you later champs

>>24751863
>be me
>pulled from a dead, dreamless sleep
>a sliver of moonlight shows between the blackout curtains to partially illuminate the room
>the door opens silently until the handle comes to rest against the wall with a soft thud, the contact muffled by the Colorado Avalanche hat, a momento from the road trip with my grandparents 3 summers ago.
>the hallway is gone, replaced by shifting black void. The form only comes from the white doorframe, the entrance to the insidious plane.
>a mass moves forward and crosses the threshold
>for an instant the dread turns into terror, confident that the blackness before me has broken the line and will rush forth and consume me as a tsunami rages and consumes quiet coastal cities.
>but the void restrained
>and now there’s a dark mass standing distinct before the void in the entrance of my room.
>it drops to all fours and begins to ascend the wall and climbs onto the ceiling inching forward until it comes to rest directly over me.
>heart pounding, mind racing trying to make sense of what it happening, what I’m powerless to stop.
>eyes finally acclimate to the darkness
>K-Kiki?
>she noiselessly drops down on top of me, turning in air.
>our bodies meet, the mattress and the box-spring violently compress
>as they decompress Kiki catches herself on her hands and knees straddling me
>Kiki why are you
>Shhhhhhhhhhh
>She crawls forward and kisses me on the forehead before grabbing the edge of the blanket with her teeth, inching backwards exposing my bare chest and works her way down to past my briefs until the blanket lays in a crumpled mass at the foot of the bed.
>she crawls back onto the bed and giggles as she wraps her little fingers around me over my briefs
>you can’t be that scared champy you’re already getting hard
>a single tear streams down the side of my face as she slides two fingers between my waistband, pulls it upwards and lets the elastic snap back against me
I uh... sorry.

>>24752336
Put it at x2 speed

Is Kiki a real rab?

>>24753284
I need to see proof, before I can give you a definitive answer

>>24753284
as real as I am

>>24753284
I mean.. just lewk

>>24752944
Yeah I, too, want to be raped by kiki

>>24750965
this is very cute art!

I as well would like to see this rape scenario come to fruition. Preferably at knife-point, that animation is wonderful.

I don't know anon, she demonstrated a lot of goblin-like tendencies

I just busted to seated cowgirl in a loving embrace with Kiki while we gaze deep into each other's eyes... so I can finally have a nap now, nini.

With all the constant sleeping from champyons and Kiki and discussions around sleeping we should rename pyon to /sleep/

>>24754512
I like sleep

I just realized that it's been a month since the last thread-only stream, wonder why she stopped doing those

>>24754690
there was one 2 weeks ago, it's just unlisted

>>24754925
Oh was there? I must have forgotten about it. Was it a zatsu?

I think Kiki is pretty cool!

>>24754949
it was the first? Banjo-Kazooie stream that became a thread only zatsu

Champs should record 15-20s voice clip of a wake up message and someone could mash them all up into one wake up alarm, this would make Kiki get a new phone/ fix current one and set it as an alarm

>>24755132
i like this idea

>>24755132
LOL no way

>>24755132
Pretty sure the alarm has nothing to do with it, she just physically can't get out of bed and no alarm will help that

>>24755356
she has no alarm

>>24755132
Im imagining a 15-20sec clip of unintelligible voices all playing at once

>>24755132
I rike this.

If she really wanted she could just use one of the two /pyon/ songs as an alarm

>>24755132
>/pyon/ sings You Are My Sunshine to Kiki
ToT

>>24755567
This was my vote for the last two /pyon/ sings. Extremely simple and not a difficult parody.

Look at this giant mushyroom

>>24755132
I remember someone coming up with a similar idea in the past can't remember the details exactly but the concensus back then was no one wanted to.

>>24755703
That's a neat mushroom

kiki would be so easy to put in a full nelson

>>24755703
What does it taste like?

>>24755780
A what

>>24755780
she would

>>24755839
I think it's a gay sex position

>>24755703
how does it taste anon?

>>24755132
That's assuming our voices would even wake her up. They may end up making her sleep more and just give her gosling dreams.

>>24755839
https://romancoholic.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/7-full-nelson-.gif

>>24755708
NTA but I just can't really imagine it, sings projects work since you become like an amalgamation of voices, would everyone just record the same good morning message? I don't understand, it would probably be too personal otherwise

>>24755831
>>24755928
Supposedly it tastes a little nutty, but I wouldn't eat one, it's highly toxic

>>24755981
only Kiki fag

>>24755981
That's not Kiki...

for months I have been imagining picking up kiki from behind and leaning backwards and cracking her back. the "oooooooooooh fuuuuuuck" she lets out as her little bare feet touch back down on the hardwood

>>24756018
If kiki wanted it I'm sure some would try but like you said sing projects are better because it all easily gets mixed

>>24755981
Disgusting

I fixed the booru, ran out of disk space after uploading some movies on there LOL

so yeah we're all in agreement we need material of kiki in said position

>>24756376
okay Kiki

>>24756376
no problem Kiki

>>24756376
Don't really need it but you can make it if you want

>>24756376
Sure sure Kiki, sure sure

Kiki is being cute in chat

>>24756376
I thought we needed more deep kissing posts?

Kiki never posts anonymous because as she's said she always puts a vocaroo with ut

>>24756595
this post smells like rabbit ears

>>24756422
>>24756451
>>24756492
It's funny how champs forget she hates these

extra goosey thread today

>>24756715
its teasing champ, don't worry about it
the brat teases us enough as is

>>24756715
she'll live

>>24756699
But rabbit ears apparently don't smeel good

except for that one time u kno... the deep kissing incident

>>24756813
Wasn't her she just agreed with it

>>24756813
and that the other time

>be me
>eat vegetables sometimes
>my favorite was always broccoli ALWAYS
>bought both broccoli and carrots recently
>i kind of like the carrots more
What is happening to me

>hikki kiki

start stream now pls

>>24756865
you like carrots more

we need a who could be behind this post image with kiki's large bumbum sticking out of a post

>>24756865
That means the conditioning is working, you're turning into a rabbit man

So kiki does post without vocaroos i can't believe she fooled me

>the joke was not well received
I'm sorry kiki

Got it ignore any post that doesn't have a vocaroo even if it asks for horny posts

I tried really hard to order a 40K skeb, but every artists has rejected it due to Game workshop copyright I assume

>>24440817
I guess you confirmed it later

>>24756865
I haven't enjoyed carrots in a long time but I haven't tried to cook them in a while, last time was to get a toddler to eat veggies but they weren't sweet enough

>>24757111
kek cunny

she will oversleep
I bet 10 kisses

>>24757246
water is wet

>>24757278
you meant to say 'cunny is wet' right?

Everyone was just being fools sorry if we upset you

idk how you guys can message in pre-chat and not get nervous when she responds so quickly it makes my heart go fast

>>24757402
thats the thrill brother
I am all sweaty

Some of you are being a bit cunty today, stop being so autistic and read the room

>>24757402
It used to make my heart race then i got use to it.

>kiki closing the thread
yeah not bloody likely

Stop saying sorry, in fact, double down on your teasing. Rule 1 of women: women have no idea what they want. Rule 2 of women: women hate it when men are too nice

Kiki you OVERSLEEP A LOT and you are a HORNY LITTLE MESUGAKI. Enjoy your nap, see you tomorrow lmao

Ignore the fooligans Kiki, I'm happy you had a good sleep, please rest up more if you need to and I'll see you at stream time.

>>24757501
It depends on the woman anon, also KIKI IS A RABBIT

>>24757501
>>24757449
you are asking autistic people who never interact with others to read the room and know how to talk to women

>>24757501
women don't exist on the internet

>>24757571
That picture is so adorable i love it

>>24757501
>women have no idea what they want. Rule 2 of women: women hate it when men are too nice

Kiki isn't a random roastie women. Shes pretty fucking intelligent and didn't want to deal with a ton of people questioning her punctuality when she tries really hard. its kind of just like a punch in the face.

Dont try and act all chad and that you know shit about women, otherwise why tf would you be here. she isn't a whore that likes mean men clearly, get off your stupid r9k mindset and realize this is a real person who you've hurt in the past (most likely you're the one doing most of the teasing) and probably will hurt in the future.

>tfw I don't understand women and have no idea what's going on
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24757588
I'm not asking anything of you, im explaining to you. Whether you will accept the knowledge is up to you

>im sowwy kiki
>hope u had a good sweepy weepy
No. Kiki get your toasty rabbity ass up on youtube and play video games and be cute for my amusement. Be as grumpy as you want, there is nothing funnier than a grumpy tiny rabbit girl

Today I play for kiki... intro to Boy Who Could Fly by Pierce The Veil. It's one spicy boi. A hot tamale if you will.

https://voca.ro/1fnDd01obikN

I'm pretty sure there is a dude here who is trolling

>>24757834
yeah really making her swoon. kys

I feel the anon doesn't know anything about kiki. Kiki isn't like other women.

>>24757819
>questioning her punctuality
SHE IS THE LEAST PUNCTUAL PERSON EVER. She was 8 hours late to a stream before she rescheduled, a stream which was already 7 hours later than she intended!!! You talk about her intelligence, how about not insulting it by pandering and denying reality. Her being late is not a problem at all, but it is funny though and we should all laugh at it and we should laugh even harder when she gets grumpy lel

>>24751401
He's probably the same retard who wrote this

>>24757960
>>24757911

Like one of them youtube pickup "artist" alpha males, that have to remind you they are alphas (show, dont tell? nah)

>>24757911
Kek, yeah and I'm gonna be here forever, kiki. In fact I'm gonna watch every single stream til I die

I'm pretty sure he's the same dude who awhile back tried saying something similar he sounds like an idiot

>>24758070
yeah 100% what a deluded asshole

Still here, kiki. Nothin personnel. *smacks ur ass*

I am taking care of my grandmas cat while she is away
she is still kinda scared of me and hangs around my bed where she can run and hide under

She's been pretty punctual lately for her morning streams, I'm proud of her

will you niggers just be normal

>>24758188
its one dude skinwalking. just ignore him

Yeah there's nothing wrong with you being late kiki, that's why we JOKE about it. Jokes are for things that aren't serious, for friends to enjoy together

>>24758159
that's a cute cat, my grandparent's cat always hides behind the sofa, trying to get him to like me still

>>24758159
MeoWWOOWwwWw

>>24758159
that's a cute cat!

No champyon talks like this, it's 100% a troll skinwalking lmao

>>24758159
What was she saying when this picture was taken?

>>24758325
niggers tongue my anus

we're talking about cats right meow

>>24758159
Awww, that's such a cute cat.

>>24757960
I understand what you're getting at but things aren't like that anymore

>>24758366
its a skinwalker. just ignore

>>24758366
Ignore him

I'm tempted to re-post that really sweet Hollow knight thumbnail that one anon made, but I'm sure she's seen it by now and I don't want to annoy her

that rabbit in chat is on it's way to overthrow communist government that plagued his country for so long, he will fight it with rock and roll and sick flips

>>24758339
Based kot

still bunday in murica

>>24758466
I think she definitely saw it and that anon seemed a bit surprised to see it reposted so much already, I think she just wants to make her own from now on

too noivous for the chat but hi kiki

I've come to royally announce that kiki is the cutest rab to ever rab.

>>24758620
Ah, understandable

>>24758660
HOLY SHIT ITS KING RAB HIMSELF

>posting her lewds in pre-chat
She's too good to us bros

>>24757930
>Kiki isn't like other women.
... sure, anon

Kiki I'm eating a crepe

>>24758808
is that real?

>>24758828
No, advanced CGI

>>24758828
Yes, I'm eating it now

>>24758795
Now non champs get to see it maybe it'll convert people to being rabbits

Was Kiki really part of the Mickey Mouse club?

>>24758982
S-She had to have been...right?

I've never been to disney land

>>24758982
Mickey Mouse Club doesn't exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

>>24759066
If it was real, she would be able to prove it by telling us the secret club password

>>24758982
what the fuck is that?

>>24757402
I've fantasized about her like maybe commissioning art from me or something, and having a one-on-one voice chat to go over the request. I don't think I would even be able to speak, I would be so nervous and awe struck.

Champy Champy! It's kind of cold out here!

Kiki I want to hold your hand

I want to hold Kiki's lucky hips

i want to hold your ankles wide apart as i take my ballot to your vote box

40K Endurance tonight (Aussie time) if all goes planned

Kiki I uh.... want to brush your hair!

Kiki, just a humble reminder that you're /ourgirl/, ogey? Just in case you forgor.

I want to give kiki a bath

>>24760415
how cruel, me too

>>24760415
with my tongue!

>>24760605

>late once again

woke up and panicked thinking i spilled water on my bed or wet the bed or something, turned out it was sweat. my pillow and daki are completely drenched. why am i like this

>baiter at it once again

>>24760605
Great minds think alike

>>24757809
Me when I'm down to my last bottle of Kiki's Kiki

>>24760940
I’ve had to wash my sheets every night bc of the night sweats ToT

ok Kiki, I came buckets, you can start the stream now

kiki can you pause the stream...I shit the bed....

My internet just cut out for a while, I was panicking thinking I was gonna miss the any rabbits in the house part

>>24760793
imagine licking Kiki’s butthole like this

>>24761141
it hasn't even started yet, fool.

>>24760942
>still not live

>>24761229
oh kys you dont even watch her

I have borgar
but its cold borgar
should I heat it up?

>>24761307
Champy why you reply? Why oh champy why?

Kiki, would you mind explaining why you were following me on my walk earlier today?

Just managed to get everything done prior to the stream, now nothing can get in between my wife and me.

i'm so hungry what should i eat?

>>24761554

I think Kiki sometimes might forget how deeply in love I am with her

>>24761371
Heat it up, show yourself some respect, fool. You think you don't deserve a warm borgar?

>>24761642
I don't think so. Regardless of how many geese pop up in these threads, she should know that there are more champies that love and cherish her than there could ever be haters

>>24761686
i heat my cold borger up the other day and it became really dry and hard. wish i ate it cold...

slurping up kikis sweaty pits

>>24761686
That reminds me, I have a 4 day old burger sitting in my fridge I should probably eat

>>24761728
put a wet paper towel in the microwave when you heat it up over the bun, it keeps the moisture.

>>24761728
Separating the buns from the meat, and reheating them all in a buttered pan should circumvent it drying out.

>>24761803
Microwaves kill food quality, taste, texture, and nutrition. Never use them unless you're feeling exceptionally lazy.

>>24761900
dubs but false nonetheless

>>24761900
Very wrong, but I still prefer an air fryer

>>24761900
not true at all but ok

Kiki, if it helps I can post the PSD for my skebs in booru comments via catbox links.

>>24761900
>nutrition
funnily, microwaving is the way to keep the most nutrition in food

>>24761934
>>24761984
>>24762014
>>24762023
He's not talking about nutrition for your body... he means nutrition for your soul

>>24761900
You're half right. Your food still has the same nutritional value. Where do you think it goes? kek

is she sleeping desu?

Kiki in JEANS

>>24761934
>>24761984
>>24762014
>>24762023
Got me wondering if my culinary takes were brought about by food purist psychopaths.

>>24762107
snailposter-chama...

>>24762146
You're watching too much Gorden Ramsey

>>24762095

>>24762219
gordon ramsay is really fun to watch, I keep getting kitchen nightmares clips on youtube

someone said buttmunch in a recent thread. have you also been getting beavis and butthead recommendations as well?

>>24762095
But less time spent cooking = more time spent with Kiki. Microwaves are singlehandedly paving the way to my happiness in a way.

>>24762323
you too?

>>24762323
I did get one or two, and I did watch one of 'em... For the first time in like a decade. Didn't really think about it. Huh.

>>24762323
yes, i'm surprised you noticed

what is susan hoping to accomplish by synchronizing our recc's

>>24762323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rSCG92pVUY

>>24762323
>>24762401
>>24762471
>>24762500
you too?!

>>24762555
she fears the rabbit

>>24762568
This is pretty spooky. I've seen this happen once before where me and my friends got recommended the same shit.

>Not deleting your YouTube account every 48 hours to prevent social profiling
ngmi

I unironically have to poop, please wait 5 minutes before starting the stream

>>24762812
start the stream now, make this anon learn his lesson

Those white castles from 7/11 only have directions for cooking them in a microwave, so I cooked these in a pan...

dont be noivous bunbun, champys here

synchronized sleep
synchronized shits
synchronized recs
what's next?

>>24763019
synchronized cocks

>>24763019
you forgot the most important, synchronized love

>>24762812
dont worry, it wont start within an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wLHS2Ez9vs
LIVE!

>>24763103
oof sorry retard, it just started.

>>24763156
~ara finally

I can't stand people that don't lurk

Oh good, chattermouth newfags, just what we need

>>24763527
namefags have always been reprehensible

>woop woop
isn't that the whore orcas catch phrase?

YOU HAVU BOYFURENDO?

>>24763590
It's not namefags i hate just people going "Wow i Don't know anything about her haha. " starting to wonder if subscriber mode would be a good filter

you don't sound irish at all

>>24763588
I know but sometimes you get one or two goldens from the batch that stick around

>>24763637
only kiki

>politics in the chat

>just came on my head
based clover

Fuck's sake, lurking isn't hard

>no Irish in you
do you want some?

wgmi burgerbros

thats right Kiki, America should be rid of americans

>>24763637
nah its the sound of da police, best start running nigger

Why does muttland live rent free in so many people's minds?

>>24763802
just block newfag graynames that turn chat into their zatsu

ryan gosling is american, he is literally me so I am american

kiki you stream in prime burger time, your husband is 80% american and you're starting to sound american. you are a burger kiki don't deny it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uPoDNEn3I0

>>24763907
because you force yourself into everyones lives

>>24763952
>your husband is 80% american
maybe in weight

I once spent an extended amount of time in detroit. my favorite part of the
was hucking empty beer bottles at vacant houses

>>24763954
>you
Nigger, I'm not even from the same continent.

>>24764006
all muscle

its a famous slaver song, based banjo

>>24763747
You know she'd never turn it on

this is gonna be a good one I can feel it

>>24764070
Every champ has big sweaty muscles

>>24764252
don't jinx it anon

not long till the next Kao game Kiki....

Too many buttons, Rayman is better.

>>24764356
shit it's just around the corner isn't it

>>24764356
So excited for it

jelly bummy!

Kiki what are your earrings attached to?

I think I missed one of the banjo streams, good to see kiki has nailed the movement now. The controls for this game sound confusing

kiki was a cripple kani once u KNO?

this fucker is doing irl hippos a disservice

>>24764720
The coolest cripple

right, she was a triple cripple actually

>>24764824
She reached octuple cripple by the end

love me keeks

It's ogey Kiki, I'll push you around in your wheelchair.

For smaller movements it's easier to use the jump button for swimming.

>>24764720
>>24764824
I want to triple cripple her kani

Imagine just being stuck in the cotton of one of Kiki's tampons without her noticing

I like your clam kiki

Kiki you don't have to do the quests you've already done

uoooh spreading Kiki's clam open

Newfags...

>>24765379
faggots who can't ignore chat or use the block botton...

>>24765677
I don't want them in my secret club.

Here you go Kiki:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QHwQxWXPBo

>>24765755
I wonder if Kiki wants tiny champyons in her clam

That scream

SHARK BAIT
OOH HA HA

fucking chumbud fags leave and watch your hololive whore

never listen to the newfag kiki

>>24765677
Don't act like you don't hate them

Is there any reason Kiki doesn't have a Throne?

>>24766146
she does, my face

>>24766318
I wrote this

>>24766120
Nah, I'm completely indifferent to them. I'm focused on kiki the majority of the time. If I see a dumb sentence, I'll skip it instinctively and not think much of it.

>>24766146
But she does have a throne

>>24766146
like the wish list one? probably doesn't feel comfortable having one

>>24766318
>>24766351
that's my posts

>>24766359
This. I use the block button IN MY MIND

>>24766359
I am too unless they act too new then it gets on my nerves

>>24766402
This is my post

I know Kiki wants us to be her emotional tampons, but I just want to be her regular tampon

>DIE, MR KRABS

>>24766359
it amazes me some people can't do this even though they're always on the internet

Kiki when is the last time you had pizza?

>>24766707
i think part of the fun of the internet is being able to argue pointlessly and without consequence, falling for bait even intentionally is a part of that

>>24766685
krabs was a greedy jew

>>24766685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NZz40kYp4E

thanks for finding my cum bucket Kiki
I can now keep you safe inside of it

>>24766826
kek, classic

>>24766707
That's why bair posters thrive

>>24766812
I agree, sadly not everyone does here, but in equal measure its intentionally ignoring it.

the letters Kiki what do they mean??

OI KIKI FANCY A BANGO IN THE SHITTER

>Bango
Kek

I like the way that she says zed.

>>24766826
OOOOOOH YEEEEEEA
https://youtu.be/HkQ7_oWqKpc

bongo in kongo

>>24766707
I think it has to do with a lot of people here not liking newfags or tourists so they let them get under their skin too much

>>24767088
BONGO BONGO BONGO I DONT WANA LEAVE THE CONGO OH NO NO NO

>>24767122
ironic innit

Kiki making those feral noises make me feel things

>>24767176
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah

>>24767176
She was a bit "rabbid" there

>>24767172
I guess

borgar for rabbit

>>24767439
Hey that's me

>>24767439
Me on the right

uuuuooohh flat chest big bumbum erotic

>>24767154
did you say kongou bongou?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUYuPdleZrU

loli baaaar baaaar? Sheep

>>24767554
you're not looking too good champy

my smug capacitors are overloading, champs. I'm gonna blow.

the sharkfood is (you)

I wish I was Kikis food
she can taste my succulent champy's champy

Would (You) eat Kiki's eggs?

>>24767621
I'm food that goes straight to Kiki's thighs. It's a worthy tribute.

>>24767816
I would fertilize them

>>24767816
Mmmmm part of her is inside me uooooohhh

>>24768033
This is my post

thats why I don't really like playing old retro games
controls are so bad in them, it get frustrating

>>24767816
haha what do they smell like lol

>>24768116
haha boom roasted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajaUGlHUZ00

There were gas-powered pogo sticks sold in the US for like three months back in the day

>>24767816
Would need to get up in her ovaries for that. Challenge accepted

>>24768392
These were fucking awesome until they broke your legs

I can barley walk through town without getting nearly ran over by a minortiy delivering junk food on one of those gay unregulated fire hazards

i really want an e-bike but i really dont want it to spontaneously combust

A hoverboard burned a house down near me while it was charging, it made the news

Based wife. Fuck the world.

>>24768655
speaking about house fires, my neighbours house exploded, literally
they had a gas leak in the basement and when it blew it blew entire kitchen, side wall and the roof
his wife was in the living room when it happened so she was fine and everyone else was out

Doesn't matter if it changes everything just as long as it helps a little

yep, lithium ion batteries are NO JOKE

Also out of the top 10 most polluted, trash spewing rivers, 8 are in asia, the other 2 are in africa

how about champys meatstick?
would you eat that?

>>24768814
no, it matters whether it helps more than it hurts.

Based and correctpilled

kiki only eats champy meat

That guy clearly isn't a rabbit

>eating kiki's chiggin

I might get dino nuggies on my next trip to the shops

i'd never allow you near the grill. that is my domain.

I just ate and now I'm hungry again

nipper more like nigger

chop up animals to feed other animals, just the way things are

Why are the insults in this game so brutal, fuck

>>24769422
I bet the writers were all Australian

>>24769422
It's Bri'ish

insidse of you are two crabs

>>24769961
Kaniiii uoooooh

I just realized that tomorr- today Is monday
and I am sad again

kiki have you ever swam with nurse sharks? i've always wanted to!

I want to whistle at kiki when she walks by

>>24770067
Leafs get tomorrow off, sucks to be you.

I won't whistle but I'll go awoooga

day of the rake?

>>24770436
NEETs get the whole week off, crazy huh?

neet life 4 lyfe..hopefully

>>24770551

yeah I think my boss will let me take a week off because it's rabbit week

i just asked my boss and he gave me the rest of my life off woo more rabbit wife

>>24770875
i just asked my boss and he fired me....

>>24770964
Yay!

She's so fucking cute

Imagine some snot nose teenager barking orders at you in "fr fr no cap" speak

>>24771216
I'mma keep it it better be done tomorrow and it better be BUSSIN

>>24771216
i find it kinda bussin
i find it kinda cap
the dreams in which im dying
are the ones that kinda slap

Goodnight champs, enjoy the rest of the stream and have fun.

>>24771627
G'night champ

>>24771627
Night night

>>24771627
<230 you sleep well

>>24771547
>it it
It 100* 4chan doesn't like emojis

>>24771702
It's like you're trying to communicate, but I have no idea what it is you're saying

please dont post zoom talk anymore this thread, it makes me feel old

>>24772066
it makes me upset, like unironically upset

>>24772102
Yo fr fr

she is a lolibaba rabbit wife after all

The big 5 o

When is her birthday? Thought it was february?

i have an upcoming birfday too!

my birthday is in july turning 25 agh

just realized i dont have to spend my birthday alone anymore

>>24772523
you're a baby

>>24772066

I'm starting to feel too young seeing everyone complain about getting 9ld

>>24772523
My birthday is in july turning 29 agh

>tfw my birthday in in November
>my friends birhtday is in November
>my grandmas birthday is in November
>Kiki's birthday is in November

NEW:

>>24772600
>>24772600
>>24772600

anyone here over 50? besides kiki

>tfw (you) are Kiki's birthday present

never forget, kiki. those times are over.

I have a lot planned for Kiki's birthday this year

Kiki, you can't be that old
you are no older than 28

>>24772650
Kiki called this anon a baby? She really is an older baba

>>24772811
I believe she was referring to this anon>>24772523. It make me a little uncomfortable when she calls early to mid 20's champs babies. I'm afraid Kiki might not want me as a partner because of my age.

imagine the vigor of peak in his prime champy

>>24773163
Just get older, LOL

>>24772650
I'm 27 soon!

>>24773163
I like thinking of Kiki as around 50 kek

is it weird that I don't even know my own age

>>24773362
I forget all the time honestly

>>24773362
nah, I'm not even that old and I forget sometimes. it doesn't matter once you're past 21.

>>24773362
fuck, I thought I was younger