/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

MORI LOVE!

https://twitter.com/Eoin_McD13/status/1381469507986759684
found this and thought that it's pretty interesting

WIGGER LOVE

>>2463812
big ups kawaiiope poster, pretty based may i say

>>2463812
Based Kawaiiope poster

>>2463841
wasn't there an anon on this thread who was gonna do this with a red tape?

>>2463841
Amazing, now for the song on floppy

>>2463812
Always based.

>>2463841
wax cylinder record release when?

>>2463812
based

>>2463812
Bēsu.

>>2463932
I looked up the archive about Mori and KLK. She has amazing tastes.
Then I saw some posts from her debut and the hype was real. Seeing people go from hesitance and doomposting to immediately loving her. Wonder if she ever saw those threads.

>>2463770
What next Holostars collab do you guys want to push for?

>>2463841
Based

>>2464067
Hopefully when we get the phonautogram release.

Never liked her much before, but started listening to her ASMR, starting to enjoy her personality.

>>2464113
Her debut was particularly fun/important because it really set the tone for EN

>>2464113
She's very endearing. The JPs love her because they've never seen an American that dedicated and that hardworking, as well as being a great MV and music producer.

>>2463754
>will we ever see the photoshop of Mori at Chub's funeral?
That'll come down to whether or not Doxxbeat Prime''s roommate wants to do it or not.

>>2464113
If there were any threads she looked at, it was definitely the debut threads.

>>2464113
>tfw bad at understanding coded song names
>tfw bad at searching for shit on the archives
>tfw dumbbeat who will never into Mori's DEEPEST LORE

>>2464396
>"Just thought I would share this old thing. You know, randomly because I found it going through some old stuff."
I don't know if even she could get away with that.

MAHAL NA MAHAL KO SI KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AT GUSTO KONG KASALIN ITONG PABEBE, MAGSIMULA NG PAMILYA KASAMA NITONG PABEBE, AT MAGPALAKI NG ISANG ANAK KASAMA NITONG PABEBE, ISANG ANAK NA MAGMAMANA NG LAHAT NAMING MAGAGANDANG KATANGIAN NGUNIT KASING-TANGA AT BALIW SA KANYANG KAMANGHA-MANGHA AT PABEBE NA INA

>>2463841
>j-card

I swear most of these bootlegs always come up with those fucked j-cards and it isn't that hard to do it

>>2464514
This is what your text vomit translates to

>>2464514
Did you just Google translate it? Deep Tagalog would sound better.

>>2464514
Kuya, please calm down.

If a German version ever appears, we all know who it is.

>>2464318
Definitely. Going first was a ton of pressure, which I'm noticing Mori got a bunch dumped on her. First to debut and set the tone, that podcast where she was still new to vtubing or even streaming, all while she was still working at other jobs. Those first few months were fun but damn were they brutal. Collabs where she's actually falling alseep or unsure how to behave in-character.

>>2464463
Some of the older stuff isn't coded at all. Though directly searching names doesn't pull up too much except people being thrilled when they realize who it is.

>>2464514
based

>>2463770
Mori Calliope has very fuckable feet, even more than the retarded sharkoid and the octopussy.

>>2464627
We dare you to do it, Kiara.

>>2464510
She can and she will
Plus she said there's nothing yab about it anyway

ICH LIEBE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN VERDAMMT NOCH MAL UND ICH MÖCHTE DIESEN DEPPEN HEIRATEN, EINE FAMILIE MIT DIESEM DEPPEN GRÜNDEN UND EINEN SOHN MIT DIESEM DEPPEN GROSSZIEHEN, EINEN SOHN, DER UNSERE JEWEILIGEN BESTEN EIGENSCHAFTEN UND ATTRIBUTE ERBEN WIRD, ABER AUCH GENAUSO EIN DUMMER CHUUNI IST WIE SEINE SCHÖNE DEPPIN VON EINER MUTTER

you guys honestly believe Mori browses 4chan these days let alone this board?

>>2464598
I dare you to find better translations for dumb chuuni dork

>>2464765
Scheißevogel, raus!

>>2464821
>he lacks critical information

>>2464821
Not as frequently as she used to but she did have a few days to relax so maybe she lurked a bit. Or posted to make fun of us.

>>2464821
Yes, anon. She lurks here. Did you not hear the Let's Go posting she did last time?

>>2464847
Mahal is too broad, the correct word for Romantic love is either sinisinta or iniibig.

>>2463933
Now I just have to beat him.

And then also make a better tape.

>>2465053
>>2463933
Wonder what happened to him, he did said he wanted to sell some copies

>>2465116
>>2465053
t-that was me...

>>2465170
What are waiting then nigga, make them tapes I might buy one only if MORI CALLIOPE WHO PROBABLY IS NOT HERE MAKES A OFFICIAL CASSETTE RELEASE

>>2464765
Sooo...
What happened to her german reps?
Was that duolingo stream a one time entertainment thing or is she doing them offscreen?

>>2464329
I think the fact that she incorporates japanese into her lyrics also got the jop's interested. Usually it's the other way around with japanese musicians. I don't even think monkey magik has that much japanese in their lyrics unless it's a collaboration with other japanese artists

>>2465053
Make one that's functional and has the proper inlets and down to the stickers

>>2464318
I wonder what made Cover decide to make her the de facto leader/face/pioneer of HoloEN. She had the least amount of experience with streamer-related things, especially compared to Gura and Ame.

>>2465377
Easiest to understand in English and Japanese. Kiara is more proficient in JP but her accent and super-enthusiasm may have thrown people off that early. But Mori didn't know much about vtubing, streaming, or even as much about hololive so throwing her into all those big things was a real trial by fire.

>>2465377
I feel like it might have something to do with her inability to say "No" causing her to be the defacto choice to do most things first

>>2465377
Both her and Gura are the spearheads of HoloEN, and rightfully so. Mori is a talented artist who Cover was too lucky to gain, and Gura is the best entertainer they can hire. Their inevitable song/rap Collab will be goldmine.

>>2465262
It was a one-of joke stream, she's not actually trying to learn German. English alone gives her enough trouble, and that's without factoring in trying to learn Japanese.

>>2465294
I already said I can buy specially made 20-minute tapes. There's gonna be like a minute and a half of silence on side B though.

TGRiaLS + Red + Guh = 9:40 or something

Bully + Empress = 8:20 or something

Does Mori even collect physical music?

>>2465377
Mori dominates from the East, Gura dominates from the West. Two singers (granted, one of them's more of a rapper) that can hit both ends of the voice spectrum. Has the most motivation and drive to do things, to the point of making herself sick (more than once since debut, I might add) through overworking herself, and Cover doesn't have to pay a dime extra for her to do it because she takes it on herself.

>>2465566
Good luck to you tape anon

>>2465566
>>2465636
I also have a TC-D5M to record them on which is hyper-stable in terms of speed but runs a tiny bit fast. Over a 45 minute tape it's ahead by about 5-10 seconds.

>>2465566
Put a bonus song like Cursed Night or a instrumental or some random vocals of Mori and you got it

>>2465566
Dare I ask, is there a 10minute tape so that you can save a bit?

>>2465591
She ordered her own album I believe

>>2465670
Do it like the Parokya ni Edgar albums and have audio clips of Mori doing stuff. Put in the disaster sandwich if possible.

>>2465566
Why not put whatever will fit of Lively Bopping on side B? it's not a perfect fit but being an instrumental it's probably better than just silence.

>>2465566
I agree with the other guy, put either the cutest clip of Mori you can or a thank you message from one of her streams

>>2465733
I recall hearing some rap albums putting random outros with rappers giving shout outs or saying thanks/goodbye while a instrumental played. That can also work

>>2464176
It's gonna be roberu and it's gonna be great

>>2465696
I think it's a little odd she didn't receive copies for free but she probably just wanted to spend the money for copies for her team.

>>2465696
I think I heard she did, but I mean other music, l had Snoop Dogg second album on CD a while ago. And hearing Mori say that she liked Snoop brought me back to those times I still collected music

>>2465529
Nice way to out yourself, retard. She literally said recently that she'll keep doing them (T3 March).

>>2464514
Get your disgusting monkey language out of here.

>>2465908
>She literally said recently that she'll keep doing them
You want me to add that to the list of things she said she'd do? I can put it right under "taking breaks" and "sticking to only 3 games and not picking up any new ones before finishing one of them"

>>2465680
But 10 minutes can't fit the whole EP, anon-chama. And anyway, if I'm to believe duplication.ca, each tape is like $2 US, less if I buy like 20 (since at that quantity they're $2 CAD)

>>2465670
>>2465733
>>2465785
>>2465768
All good ideas. Might go the Thank You message or cute noises route.

>>2465696
>She played her own vinyl on a phonograph repeatedly and wondered why it started sounding weird after a while

>>2465968
See you at the next German stream.

>>2465733
>Parokya ni Edgar
Kuya, that's like literally one of the only CDs I've ever owned and was my only connection to ph culture for a long time after I moved to the US. What a weird place to hear them brought up.

I hope if she does that Bbq stream she's wearing a form fitting shirt and we get a view of her G cup tits

>>2466158
I brought it up because most of their albums contain short skits.

Also most Flip rock bands have great songs in English like 214.

>>2466409
>implying she will not wear clothes that hide mori's cantaloupes
deadbeatchama...

>>2466409
>Shinigami knockers knock over the camera
>Catch a brief glimpse of a masked face, sunglasses, and horned cap
>She panics and runs
>The grill topples over
>"J-chad! Tasukete!"
>A hand covers the lens into darkness
>A frantic "Oh fuck! fuck! fuck!" and the discharge of a fire extinguisher is heard

I actually feel kinda nervous fulfilling this order for some reason.

>>2466458
I swear, she will be getting a hazmat suit for the BBQ stream.

>>2466507
the wildest yab

>>2466517
>red tape

Holy shit aren't those things expensive or some? And even if you sold them wouldn't that mean we should have to drop our adresses to get that shit?

don't make me fap to the pic of her boings with a v-sign on the side...

>>2466600
10 of any tape for $28 is insanely cheap, let alone for a Maxell XLII-S (which makes me wonder where the hell they got the tape stock). But hey, it's so cheap that even if I get scammed in the pursuit of making a novelty product I don't care.

>>2466507
God, I want to see this. I feel like an extended IRL stream of any kind like that would make /vt/ and /jp/ lose their shit.

>>2466668
Worst thing that can happen to you is cover getting on your ass for bootlegging Mori

But how much is going to be for each tape, I really would like having one of those

>>2466745
I've done a few other things where people only had to email me and pay for shipping, so probably just that. The only issue was that no one ordered.

>>2466783
I see, just promote your cassettes without gaining too much attention outside and you'll get them out of stock soon. If you are really doing this I'm going to be lurking more to see what's up with it

>>2466517
I don't get it.

>>2466877
You missed half the thread, lurk some more

>>2466863
Why would cover chase you over a medium that's hardly getting use? If this was an actual CD or Vinyl you may have a point. Not many people have good tapedecks.

SOMEONE STOP HER!

>>2466783
bro I will place an order right now

well, not right now right now, I'm literally about to head to bed, but tomorrow I will

>>2466970
she's outta control

>>2466968
Don't know to be honest, but just saying. But I'm still ordring that shit if it happens

Does Mori and her sister suffer some sort of mommy and daddy issues? She describes her sister as a party going, has lots of romantic partners and even Mori doesn't like the succubus and demons she hangs out with. Meanwhile Mori is introverted, closed off, picked up her dad's personality and hobbies and has trust issues. Feels like Mori has mommy issues and her sister has daddy issues in their youth

I swear to God, kekbeats, sometimes the only thing keeping me from withdrawing into a depressive sleep state and continuing to try to get up after life punches me in the gut is blasting You're a Great, Kid, Foggy Building, and Lickers

>>2467094
She seemed to get along with her mom okay during the pepper spray story, but that's just a snapshot and she probably glossed over a lot of the details (maybe her mom got mad as hell over it).

>>2467118
You're not alone Lucitan has the same issue

>>2467008
It's too late..

>>2466525
My reasonable guess is baggy black clothes that make her look like a dime store robber.
My meme guess is IRL Mori cosplay.

>>2464514
PALANGA KO SI KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN KAG GUSTO KO SA PAKASLAN, SUGUDAN PAMILYA UPOD SA IYA, PADAKO SANG LALAKI, LALAKI NA MA MANUBLI SANG PINA KA MAYO NAMON NA KASARIAN PERO PAREHOS KA IYA KA MANGKO SA CHUUNI PAREHOS SA BUNJING YA NA NANAY

>>2467147
>Her mom used to just leave her at home and put on Adam Sandler movies on the TV

Well at least we know she's also a busy working woman but that also doesn't mean much because there's lots of parents who both work

>>2467169
Oh God, she's got a piece

Whatever happened in the past it seems clear things are mostly settled, and even some dumb moments are looked back with laughs. Her parents are proud of her. That's the important part instead of speculating what happened years ago.

>tfw no reaper gf

>>2467298
Yeah.

But "Mom, dad ,I guess I am a reaper now" still pulls my heart strings

>>2467298
People forget that she says all the time that her mom sends her people's clips and reactions to her stuff, and there's a picture papa reaper wearing her merch

>>2463770
>heroine of Hades
>hasn't played Hades yet
why, OP?

>>2467398
he wanted to make you suffer with that line

>>2467382
>spoiler
Either you’re Mori, you’re in too deep or there’s a comfy deadbeat community in Texas with her very proud parents heading the fanclub

>>2467382
>>2467298
Didn't her mom also play one of her songs during her yoga class?

>>2467382
What merch? I don't think she has any wearable merch at this time right? Are you talking about the holoEN shirt or fanmade merch?

I want to hug the one and only CacodaemonCube, but I have a feeling she probably wouldn't enjoy it and isn't the kind of person who enjoys physical contact with people she's not very very close to already.

>>2467382
>spoiler
RELEASE A SECOND BATCH OF BURGER CRAPS MERCH ONEGAI

>>2467693
She seems like she'd be really cuddly

>>2467382
Imagine if Mori's parents are deadbeats that post on /vt/

>>2467749
Those two characteristics are not mutually exclusive

>>2467749
She wants a gentle, loving, polite, househusband to be needy and hug with

>>2467789
I know, but you can imagine what it'd be like.

>>2467693
I want her to love me so much that she gives me random hugs throughout the day.
>Remember that Spiritfarer stream
I love her so much, bros.

>>2467732
soon

>>2468078
>No smiley
DYRBI?

>>2468066
She turns into a spoiled girl after coming home from work and just wants you to hug her, feed her, and listen to her day

>>2468093
The smiley is the greatest false flag ever. She can post completely anonymously or use it and no one will ever know. Any anon poster could be her, any post that uses it could be an anon, or vice versa.
You will have no way of ever knowing ;}

>>2468175
Yeah whatever homeboy, just don't make it to obvious

>>2468175
Once the flags are implemented, you'll be caught, dorky reaper!

>mfw didn't realise I had a sheriff fetish
Th-thanks Mori

>>2468175
Yeah, yeah, whatever, fag! I love you.

>>2468152
I'd pamper you from day one, Mori, you wouldn't even have to ask. My biggest fear is that you'd get bored of me.

>>2468298
The rougher the day the clingier she gets

>Implying she won't be the one suffering from that fear since she'd just come home and treat you like a slave and it eats away at her conscious and has to ask you everytime if you still love her

>>2468248
>>2468226
>from sheriff to outlaw
the day flags are implemented all hell will break loose

>>2468411
I'LL GIVE YOU FIRE
JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
HELLO THE HUNGRY WOLF
THAT'S COME TO GIVE YOU HELL

>>2468436
Is that actually happening soon?

>if Mori really does post here, we'd be like the Norwegian women singing for Aquaman.

>>2468411
Wow, we're made for each other.

>>2468508
God I hope so.

Do you all really believe Mori lurks here? She has better things to do than read pathetic men posting about her boobas.

>>2468411
I guess we'd be in the same boat then. I can't even imagine somebody actually loving me, let alone Mori. But I'd always reassure her, even every day.

>>2468515
I'd be the one that sniffs the jumper

>>2467382
tfw your weeaboo daughter phones you from Japan to tell you ||she's become an anime girl||

>>2468608
Nice Discord spoilers
;)

>>2468577
These threads are quite slow and she knows that if she wants some honest criticism from outside the hugboxes, it's an easy start.

>>2468644
I'd imagine she'd go to the main threads for that. This place would just be for an ego boost.

>>2468625
Christ, my brain really isn't working today.
Killing myself, brb.

>>2468577
it's specifically because she has better things to do that I believe it, she has no sense of prioritization

Not gonna lie I got erect when Mori started off on her tangent about wombs during the April fool's collab

>>2468720

>>2468663
We aren't just praising her, though. And she brings up a lot of stuff that also gets mentioned here. Ofc it can be a coincidence.

>>2468720
>all those lyrics about not wanting to be a stereotypical mom or wife
>also lyrics bemoaning how millennials don't want kids
She just wants kids, but on her terms, and that's okay! I hope she gets to be a mom someday if that's what she really wants!

>>2468775
>Doesn't want to be called mommy
She doesn't want kids, bros....

>>2468800
>she doesn't want kids
I think it's more that she doesn't want to be directly sexualized.
She spergs out way too much around kids to not one to raise a few herself.

>also lyrics bemoaning how millennials don't want kids

Which one is this? Yeah, she's in her mid 20's already, nothing wrong with wanting to have kids when she knows jack shit about dating either way. Although I would totally believe if she also wants to pursue being a musician as well

>>2468800
More like she doesn't want to get fetishized. But remember that "Mori-mama" is okay.

>>2468800
>but is perfectly okay with being called "hey, you asshole" or "you piece of shit"
What does that tell you, psychbro? Put that community college degree to good use and type something interesting.

>>2468848
Now that you point it out, I think she isn't good at romance and is scared of making commitments

>>2468848
That's even WORSE.
>>2468864
>>2468889
WHAT IF SHE CHANGED HER MIND?! I DIDN'T FORGET THAT PROMISED LEWD TAG, MORI. WHY DID YOU FORGEEEEEEEEEET????

>>2468859
>cubes of an age

>>2468800
>Has a necklace symbolising femininity, fertility and maternity
>Talked about how the artist wanted to assign her with the Empress tarot card as if she didn't feel happy with the meaning behind it or hell maybe she wanted that from the start
>Not want kids
>that Freudian slip talking about she doesn't like super specific songs and gives an example by suddenly mentioning '3 kids, 2 with brown eyes and one with blue eyes'
It's getting less and less convincing everyday and more obvious she has thought about wanting a kid for herself

>>2468969
She looked up the Empress tarot on stream and said it didn't fit her at all.

>>2468991
Her understanding of tarot cards is almost unilaterally based on P3 and one brief skimming of its meaning. I know more about them just from working on my shitty short story that goes nowhere but uses them as a plot element.

>>2468411
>Moririn has a hard day
>gets clingy and whiny
>almost bitchy princess levels
>go to bed, she's facing away from you
>"Sorry, anon..."
>"You still love me... right?"

>>2468910
It's a wonderfully rewarding experience to coax someone out of their shell and get them to open up to you and become intimate with them. Hurts all the more when it all falls apart and you withdraw into your own shell and inability to commit yourself.

>>2468910
>I think she isn't good at romance
I mean, considering everything we know and her idea of what romance is in general, yeah, that's a given.

>>2468991
She has tweeted about not being mentally well enough to be a mother. That was just her menhera showing, she just wants to read what chat thinks and want them to tell her she'd make a good mother and it fits her. She continues to be flustered and happy being called empress ever since

I want to be Moririn's first serious boyfriend!
Mostly because she'd by my first serious non FWB relationship.

>>2469100
I want to be Moririn's last serious boyfriend before we finally get married and I become her only househusband!

>>2469100
>>2469172
You guys can want and wish all you want but I will be both of those.

>>2468991
Why are you lying?
>"I don't know if that's very accurate."
>She especially agreed on the reversed version.
>"But basically it's up to you."
https://youtu.be/c8q44v9IzGY?t=6010

Moririn is lurking in this thread and feels smug at all this men desiring her to be her boyfriend and husband

>>2469237
She's very right to feel smug about it because she deserves it completely.

>>2469237

>>2469237
I'm doing fine. I'd rather find my very own Mori elsewhere.

>>2469237
Rightfully so. I love her so much.

>>2469237
>went from bullied in school to loved and adored worldwide, with thousands of men that would gladly trample one another to be with her
I'd be smug too. It's a good thing she's already my wife.

Is the bgm anon getting recognised proof that she's here?

>>2469304
>Hoping to find my own Mori.
Is this even possible? I'd like to do the same, but she's just the perfect package with all her quirks.

>>2469395
He sent it on Twitter with the proper tags, she liked it, that's it.

MORI'S CUTE FEET

>>2469178
This but me.

>>2469395
>>2469484
Sort of, I talked about it when it happened. >>2227250

What it is 100% definitive, undeniable, rrat-slaying proof of is that she cares so much about what her fans make and do that she will come back two weeks later to see if you're finished. We already know that whoever says she doesn't care about her fans is so far below clipfag status that they know absolutely nothing about her, but this is absolute proof she cares about what we make and do. So once again, do those fucking reps.

>>2469237
I was literally just thinking this. All these men fighting over her probably sends her into a tizzy and makes her feel real giddy.

I will MAKE that woman mine.

>>2469421
Dunno. Do all my reps and hang out with some chicks or something. I'm kinda jealous of our newest artfag because man, he's getting good real fast. I'll finally by myself that second-hand wacom next week.

>>2469681
I'll be sure to cheer you on while I'm ahead of you.

>>2469664
I still wonder what she thought of all our shrines. Especially mine.
>>2469702
この独りよがりな奴め。

>>2469766

I wonder what it would be like if Calli was your Aunt.

>>2469865
>Hey, you found a girlfriend yet? No? Damn, that sucks. I didn't have a boyfriend around your age too haha, in fact, I still don't have one. Haha....

>>2469865
>Can hang out with her anytime, listen to her crazy stories and can get close to her to some extent.
>Can't have slow, gentle and passionate sex with her, can't marry her and can't have kids with her.
Fuck that's hard.

>>2469944
>can't marry her and can't have kids with her
Pfft, just try and fucking stop me.

>>2469900
>Mom, when is aunty Calli gonna come visit us? If she works on the computer, why can't she just visit and do her work here?

>>2469900

Calli would never molest her nephew.

>>2469900
>*poonk* next room over
>sloshing sounds

>>2463770
She was carried hard by her design.

>>2469960
>you're really attached to your aunt, anon
>you must really love her

>>2470052
She'll be carried even harder down the altar steps by me after our marriage

>>2470052
SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT
SHE DIDN'T WORK HARD FOR IT
SHE GOT LUCKY

>>2470039
>>2470009
>You need a place to crash while studying for your college and looking for a place with cheap rent?
>Sure, you can stay with me for a while
>You don't mind cooking me meals as well? Wow, guess my sister really raised you well huh?
>People like you have a girlfriend right? No way! You don't? But you're so kind, helpful and handsome though?!
>Uh, I'm gonna go take some fresh air outside and have a drink. I'll clean up later, thanks for making me dinner, by the way.

>>2470052
Sure I was attracted by her design at first but I stayed for her sweet personality.

>>2470052
She was carried hard by people's love of a dorky, talented, funny, hard working women.

>>2470096
I would figure living with her like that would be like living with Misato if she were a neat freak.

>>2464765
Basiert.

>>2467118
>>2467167
IKUZOOOOOO

>200 posts in under 5 hours when Mori isn't even streaming
I thought something had happened, but nope

>>2470096
>This place? Yeah rent is cheap but that area is filled with demons though. I wouldn't recommend it!
>This apartment? No way, that's expensive! I don't recommend living here too
>Nah nah, traffic in the morning in this place is hell. Don't get this place.
>Maybe you can just stay with me a bit longer until you find a good apartment. I mean, you don't have to pay any rent and I don't really bother your studying too much do I? Maybe I just sing a lot and get drunk once in a while but I'm sure I wasn't that annoying. Plus, it gets sorta lonely sometimes and you keep me company.
>Skip 5 months later
>Eh?! You're going to get that apartment? Didn't I say it was super expensive? You have a girlfriend now? And she doesn't like you staying with your aunt?
>Ahahaha, I guess you're right, it is kinda weird right? I mean, can you imagine your girlfriend suddenly coming over and she sees your useless middle aged aunt drunk and asleep on the couch, she'd break up with you right there and then, haha...

>>2470202
These are just withdrawal symptoms.

>>2470052
>Carried hard by design
>But muh doxxbeats
>People who like PanPoker songs better before 2nd EP

Which one is it, retard? Is she carried by her design or by her roommate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr3Z9qtBk7k

Hang on a minute...

>>2470202
We're remembering our Mori

>>2470202
It's the time when all the nightowls are about to go to bed and we're fantasizing living with any one of multiple versions of Mori.

>>2470229
It's a different song.

>>2468910
>good at romance
Who the hell is? Even if such people ever existed, they'd never end up here.

>>2470233
It's midday here...

>>2469100
>non-virgin
Ew.

>>2470052
She was carried hard by her personality.

>>2470710
Yup, fair assessment, the whole reaper schtick is a crutch, though it propels her to work a bit harder with her lyrics. Most Backgammon Bael songs don't have a filter and she can be direct with her old songs. Mori's songs prior to this EP, sans Live Again and Cursed Night are somewhat forced to be in-character

>think bully ends with "love the me that's killing you"
>it's actually "Love, The me that's killing you"
moririn.....

>>2470847

>>2467398
Did anyone draw her summoning SMT Thanatos during the p3 saga? seems like an obvious thing, but twitter is shit for searching so i dunno

Mimi's singing for her birthday, and she has a live band to accompany her. Should be cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFXtUK2vCXE

When is Empress actually coming out

>>2470847

>>2470936
never ever, buy the CD

>>2470936
Did she say it was being released digitally? I thought it was a CD exclusive.

>>2470980
I meant the actual song not the cover

Why tf has she disabled sort by option on her channel? I haven't seen it there since a couple of months.

>>2471049
Becoming an official Artist channel takes away some sorting options anonchama, she can't do anything about it.

>>2471023
To be announced, teniwoha probably has more than one song to release this time, should be soon(tm)

>>2470995
After Tenni releases the original, she said she'd try and put out her version for streaming.

>>2471049
You can still use those sort options by copy pasting the tail of a url from a page you did sort by X, but the button doesn't exist on official artist pages for reasons.

>>2470930
I'm sure I've seen it but if I did, I guess I didn't save it.

>>2470980
You mean the flac that was distributed wasn't the full version!?

This is what Mori withdrawal does to deadbeats

>>2471310
Do Mori threads have the highest number of gooseposts?

>>2471310
I can't help loving my Mori!

>>2471310
I'm currently being entertained by another kind of BOOBA...

>>2470847
>It's true
How did AO fuck up the mixing this bad? And why does Mori prefer his style over like Dyes'

>>2471373
>spoiler
It's really simple. Just think about it.

>>2471373
Lack of self confidence reps is a hell of a drug.

>tfw you will never build a toy train set with Mori and hear her say CHOO CHOO! irl

>>2469034
>"Sorry, anon..."
>"You still love me... right?"

>>2470847
Huh?

>>2471433
She's not telling you to love her, she's ending the song by saying she loves me.

>>2471332
We're making this place look like ameg for fucks sake, ghosts keep it together.
>>2471373
Listening to their stuff religiously for years does that to you, and she does like how the other one mixes her too, she just can't say his name until they do something together (see hatman before OWTH)

>>2471418
The unhinged tone in the adlibs is super hot

>>2471471
They could have done the EP together as an introduction. I hope we can get back K's at least. Even though I'll never forgive him personally.

>>2471501
I have to agree, I feel like that's the one thing we haven't seen since she became Mori, that just pure crazy/rage/venom which can be pretty sexy.

Mori is delaying her schedule until Towa makes her announcement tonight so that she doesn't ruin the surprise.

>>2471373
Dyes has actually never done mixing Mori until I’ll Make A Man Out Of You. Guantanamo was her own mixing. Meanwhile Ao (as part of Tiny Planets) has been doing mixing for her since 2018, at least two EPs. Not saying Dyes can’t be better, or that removing Coro doesn’t affect the quality, but just consider that experience and trust matters to her.

>>2471562
Mori please... give us a Moririnは... onegai...

>>2471606
Are you sure it’s not for Suisei’s birthday live tomorrow?

>>2471558
remember that electroswing single she wants to do for 1 year anniversary? whole else can she call for it?
just be patient

>>2471625
Funnily enough that just proves how AO got stagnated, while Dyes is killing it.
>>2471683
I fucking hope, Mori. But that's still 5 months from now and if you keep your 1 song/month promise, that means 4 more suffering with your drowned vocals.

>>2471811
the way she said seemed like he was only contracted for a number of songs, like K's was, a whole EP + song (Dead Beats EP and Cursed Nights,OWTH and Your Mori)
She likes to switch around and work with new(old) producers and track makers, so i have some hope.
There's also to say that OWTH was hatman's own track and he only did the mixing in Your Mori.
My recommendation is to make a shopping list of all her nakama and artists she fangirled over the years and keep crossing names.
Rapbit when?

Mori does seem like she'd be a cool aunt.

>>2471898
COVER seems to be helping her get connections like Teniwoha at least (?)
Imagine she gets Kevin Penkin through TT

>>2471898
Thanks Mori for the reassurance. I hope you're feeling better now. Schedule when?

How did I miss this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZLZgoU9YV8

>>2471984
I'm not Mori anon, i just have a good memory,also two days from sunday stream is tuesday, so it's gonna take so more time i suppose
>>2471977
That would be cool but i have 0 trust in cover having moved a finger to connect them, even if their entire claim is being there specifically to do that,Kiara sourced her own producers and mixers too (another one with underworld contacts that connect to the 2hu scene,funnily enough)

Am I the only one who doesn't really recognize the "bad" mixing? I mean, matsuri's cover with gura definitely sounds badly produces but none of moris's song so far sounds that badly mixed. It could be better I guess, but it's nowhere near bad

>>2471310
How new?

>>2471471
>ghosts keep it together
This but I'm actually okay with them if they use flaming skull images instead of plain ol' goose.

>>2472058
Was posted a few days ago but it seems to have gone mostly unnoticed.

>>2472071
The main problem is her vocals being overpowered by the instrumentals which just makes it hard to hear and understand her and it makes no sense.

>>2472071
It's not butchered, it's much more of a stylistic thing that we disagree with to bury her voice in the track instead of highlighting it. The butchered one was the Princon.

>>2472071
Nope, although I may be biased since I've been listening to them before Mori, I'm not a music man anyway, good enough is good for me

HAZE

>>2472071
I only had a problem with it in a small part of OWTH and the end of Bully. Overall it sounded fine but I wish her vocals were a little louder, but that's also her preference because she's said she doesn't want to overshadow the track. Like any other instrument shouldn't overpower others. My response to that would be release instrumentals so those can be appreciated too but put more emphasis on her voice when that's what people are there for.

>>2472148
Yeah. That one was touched up way too much. It was going with the typical editing for that kind of song, which defeated the purpose of getting someone with a voice as different as hers. The live version sounded a lot better.

>>2472171
(You)

>>2472071
Less bad and more not being able to completely hear her voice unless you either play with the vocal eq or use studio headphones like they did in mixing and mastering.
Stylistic choice to be an instrument among the many, what can you do?
I can't enjoy the ep on anything not flat, while i could listen to Dead Beats on the shittiest earbuds on earth

>>2472176
>she's said she doesn't want to overshadow the track. Like any other instrument shouldn't overpower others
I love my Mori, but that's just a retarded mentality. Her voice is only an instrument if one can actually hear what she says.

>surprise collab
Bets?

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1381577351868260359
Schedule is coming out a bit late, but there’s a surprise collab happening tomorrow at 14:00 JST... will announce shortly! ^^

Is it Korone?

>>2472252
No, that's not true. It's the focal point if you can hear it clearly at all times. If you have to mainly enjoy it for it's melody and the alternating hard and soft sounds like during the rap, it's just another instrument because instruments fade into the background sometimes.

>>2470935
Huh, didn't realize she had an original rap.

>>2464514
Wkwkwkwk

PLEASE BE TOWA
PLEASE BE TOWA
PLEASE BE TOWA

I think about the Applebee's story way too much

>>2472241
>or use studio headphones
I'm a retro Sony AV fanboy. I spent a year tracking down an original pair of MDR-CD900s to listen to my favorite city pop albums on since those are what they were likely mixed on. Mori also owns a pair of MDR-7506s so I hear basically what she does. I still couldn't hear a goddamn thing she said in the second rap verse despite owning the direct father of Japan's reference standard studio monitors.

>>2472373
>>2472312
It's probably either Sheep or Doog

>>2472241
I've listened to everything on some old and shitty speakers or cheap buds and enjoyed it fine. Headphones definitely make certain stuff pop more so I'm glad I have that option too.

>>2472390
Sheep is more likely considering she said she was already setting something up with Korone later, but that would be a very early timeslot for Watame, so who knows?

>>2472312
So when she means tomorrow, it'll be Tuesday for pst right?

>>2466517
...they still make mix tapes...?

>>2472390
Oh snoop doog finally?

>>2472427
Sheep wanted a Takamori collab and Korone is next month, so probably Ina!

>>2472430
17 hours. Also, I'm pretty sure it's Towa at this point.

>>2472433
I do.

>>2472430
it's 21 JST right now sooo
>>2472388
What can i tell ya, works fine on all the monitors i have, but who the fuck knows what hatman has exactly and the one at Artisans Mastery

>>2472390
Korone's already confirmed for next month though

>>2472312
i'm assuming this is her and kiara doing "it takes two"
kiara said they'll do a collab on mori's channel this week on her premature 900k kareoke

>>2463812
yo big ups to kawaiiope poster

>>2472527
That's on thursday, check Kiara's schedule

>>2472527
not a surprise, both Kiara and Calli were already talking about it last week and it's on Kiara's public schedule
it's probably Ina Minecraft zatsu

>>2472388
i'm not sure if it matter but the songs sound like crap on youtube to me, but they sound great on youtube music for whatever reason.
i have no idea why they'll sound different since they use the same source file (I'm assuming).

>Misao
>Surprise (JP?) collab
>Zatsudan
>It Takes Two with Kiara
>T1 members stream (probably)
>Your Mori liveshow
>RPG Maker Sunday

Rate Mori's likely week

>>2472454
Why towa? They've never interacted other than on the birthday tweet.

>>2472555
oh studio anon here, i forgot to add i am using the 24bit flacs from ototoy not streaming or youtube

>>2472561
two RPG makers streams? she promised to only do 4 or 5 streams this week
this seems too much

>>2472573
because towa said she has a surprise announcement today.

stop expecting a senpai jesus christ it's gonna be APEX isn't it

>>2472463
What I can say about the CD900 family is that they brighten things a considerable bit. I only really began to discern what she said when I listened to the Bully FLAC outside on my phone speaker, so outside noise masking the highs, phone speaker amping the mids, and next to no bass, so something more friendly to lower mids would work wonders for Bully.

>>2472555
My best guess is that YT compresses the whole thing for mobile video streaming (since it packs it into a video essentially) and just plays the audio file for YT Music

>>2472573
There was also this recently https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1380181310795177987

Also Twap has talked about Takamori before.

>>2472451
Sheep wanted Mori, she just thinks she needs to include Kiara to translate because of Mori's JP levels and general autism about setting up collabs on both's side.

>>2472599
If Towa? 100%. Still far better then the zoombie trying to teach, though.

>>2472561
too many streams, she wanted to have 4-5 tops this one, probably 4 with misao being one of them
collab is gonna be Ollie APEX, won't it...

>>2472599
Oh fuck, this seems like the most plausible one. Apex collab with ollie. I'd take monhun over apex

>>2472599
wait shit didn't Ollie offer to teach her Apex?

>>2472669
Yeah, it's most likely Ollie.
Fuck this shit

GOD I CANT WAIT FOR ROBERU TO FUCK MORI ON STREAM
I CAME BUCKETS WHEN RIKKA DID.

>>2472669
That's not a 'surprise collab', though. She's talked about that collab like 3 times before.

>>2472669
>>2472690
Wait a sec
Now that I think about it, Ollie will be on the EN Minecraft server in that timeframe
So it isn't as likely as I initially thought

>>2472597
Isn't the announcement that one tweet about having less streams this week due to working on a lot of other things behind the scenes?

Ollie's schedule tomorrow, ID time is 2 hours ahead of JST

>>2472742
But who says that's not the collab then?

I like to think that if Mori comes into these threads at a time like now, she feels some kind of deep enjoyment seeing people seriously critically discussing her album as a whole work, how to get the best out of it, what people are listening on, people trying to get everything they can out of it.

>>2472463
>>2472454
Aw well that sucks, got work so ill just watch the VOD

>>2472599
But Apex wouldn't be a surprise considering how much she's talked about it. For it to be a surprise, it has to be something we weren't expecting and she knows this.

>>2472767
Because see this >>2472757
There's a 2 hour discrepancy
It's probably not Ollie

>>2472757
2 hours behind, but you're right, it's likely not Ollie.

>>2472757
It's totally the apex collab isn't it? Ollie seems to do a lot of back to back streams so the schedule lines up perfectly. I'm at the peak of my mori withdrawal right now but that's not enough to make me watch apex

These three are the most likely:
Ina, Ame, Twappi

>>2472774
I also think she's very happy with the amount of spotlighting done for talented indies that are even related with her or other Hololive talents
I deeply hope it makes her less concerned about the perception of being 'raised above them' and instead seeing that they also profit from her popularity and brand
a game where everyone wins, really

It could also be Astel

>>2472863
Only one of those would be a "surprise collab".

>>2472890
doubt it, Astel is fairly concerned with his fujos and wouldn't have the sister-brother barrier going for him like Ollie

>>2472890
Astel has his health issues, would be more likely to be Roberu of any of the homos.

it could be an appearance in suisei's anniversary/bday live...

>>2472918
"Surprise" doesn't necessarily mean "unexpected partner"

It's me

>>2472969
That's happening at 21:00, 7 hours after.

>>2472919
I think mori is one of the more fujo friendly holos. I mean, she managed to snatch one of shien's fujo

>>2472969
April 13, 9 PM JST is Suisei, Mori's at JST, no dice

>>2472989
TOWASAMA I LOVE YOU

>>2472989
Eigo jouzu, Watame.

>>2473001
UNO

>>2472989
Ina Ina Inaaaaaa...

>>2473013
*14JST and anon, no uno.

>>2472989
Mori is collabing with Calli!

>>2472989
I can't believe Moririn is finally crossing the streams... sugee...

>>2473065
was joking at no dice

>>2473065
Anonchama, the joke, did you get it?

>>2472982
It does.

>>2472669
I was fucking right

>>2473259
For fuck's sake

>>2473259

>>2473259
>going back to Shadowverse

You better be getting payed for that shit, Mori, since there are better card games out there.

>>2473259
>Journey
at least there's something to look forward to

>>2473302
PERSONA...non-grata

>>2473259
GUH

>>2473313
MtG permissions when!?

The Collab will be announced on the senpai's channel. Don't lose hope.

>>2473134
Apparently it doesn't :}

>>2473428
FUCK

>>2473425
let it go dude

Yesss

>>2473259
Didn't she say she was gonna take it easy this week with less streams

I can feel it in my bones.
Ollie is gonna bring up the Vshojo and the Homos. I just know it.

>>2473474
And that was a fucking lie.
EIGHT Streams counting a surprise SC reading stream.

>>2473474
This is less streams to her, apparently

>>2473474
One of them is a makeup for the cancelled stream this week, and then she'd have her standard 6 otherwise, so it's actually in line with what she said she wanted to do moving forward. She just shifted around her rest days.

>>2473494
To be fair, the misao stream was moved.

>>2473465
>ollie
>>carrying
man moris unfounded faith in her coworkers is cute

>>2473474
She's probably feeling like she has to make up for the sick days. No Mori, please just take care.

>>2473259
Damn, I'm gonna miss a fair bit of these. What hurts the most is probably the members stream.

>>2473603
She did said she's gonna move the stream so it's initially just 5 stream this week

>>2473259
>seven streams
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT EASY YOU BITCH
I kneel

>>2469237
oh really? Hey Calli marry me or at least help me study.

>>2473603
She's making up for the end of the month, there's two straight tour dates near that timeframe

>>2473644
i mean 6

>>2473630
It's just the T1, but she's probably going to keep those on a reasonable time for burgers for the future. Honestly, I think the best time slot for everyone is late morning EST on a Saturday, since it's Euro primetime, not crazy late for JST, and West Coast can wake up to catch it.

>>2473678
"...with a super chat reading stream thrown in there, as well!"

>>2472989
Please Ollie please invite some of your senpai for the third player please

>>2473670
That's the thing. She doesn't have to make up for anything and should take it easier.

>>2473763
You WILL get Jaret and you WILL like it.

>>2473704
Anything in the morning is good for me. We'll the good thing is I'll only miss the Apex collab and the members chat. I'm really excited for that concert though.

>>2473259
>Member stream in the middle of the month
Why can't it always be like this?

Man Riri sure loves Monster Hunter

>>2473868
Usually T3 is on the last week of the month, T2 is on the previous and T1 is on the one before that. The same like now.

GOD I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THE MISAO STREAM I LOVE WATCHING THE DORK PLAY RPGMAKER GAMES SO MUCH

I want a very sexual Moririn to tease me in her super girly ASMR voice

>>2473962
Watch her ASMR stream then.

>>2473999
I am but I need it next to and on top of me

>Shadowverse
huh. I thought it was just a one off thing. I didn't even think it was that entertaining. I think this week's is somewhat decent save for the takamori collab which I'm not gonna watch

>>2474049
Why? The Takamori collab will be kino.

>>2474009
You can put your laptop wherever you want.

>>2474066
Some just get filtered by it automatically, don't bother reasoning with them.

>>2474066
Kiara's personality filters me especially when she switches to selling takamori so I just don't watch her at all.

more Jackbox when Mori? That shit was the best EN collab they did.

>>2474088
I want to have sex with Mori

>>2474124
In two weeks.

>>2473928
Ironic post?

>>2474126
It took you 3 posts to directly say this. NGMI

where's that pick up the phone pic

I want to think about Mori doing cute girly things while I lift weights

>>2474242
I want to lift Mori and princess carry her

>>2474232
More than that even, I want Mori to take what's hers and fuck ME.

>>2474269
See? It wasn't so hard, anon. Now let's see what you're made of :}

>>2474269
Based Mbeat
>Mori apologizing for being too rough and going full aftercare mode

>>2469421

>>2473596
Ollie put in the work, she's actually pretty good at apex now.

>>2474365
Why yes, I am imagining Mori placing my head in her lap, running her fingers through my hair, making sure I feel the warmth radiating from her cum-filled belly, humming the chorus to Bully.

>>2474443
If they're not in public how will we ever drop our spaghetti trying to ask one out?

Hey Mori, are you just gonna collab with Kiara and Ollie ad infinitum?

T-towa-Sama collab eventually....

If anyone is going to sc her saying they're lifting to princess carry Mori down the river styx ill gladlly draw that shit. I haven't drawn anything this weekend because I went full yuru camp mode out in the wilderness
.>>2474365

>>2474242
>I want to
What's stopping you?

>>2474632
Don't do it, anon! Don't get your hopes up! Or else you'll find yourself in the same situation as deathstar, and we don't know what happened to them these days.

fuck you retarded kenzokubeats I will watch your live show before Mori this saturday to spite you

>>2474683
No, anything but that!

>>2474683
How devilish...