/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE YOU IRYS!!!!!!

IRySoFat

i'm blue daba dee daba die

ILove IRyS

>You can find her real first name using the info from her signature making days

>>24715495
She's petite and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

AAAAAAAAA SHE IS SO WEAK

There's literally no strength in those arms

My weak wife...

>do I shake coffee

>>24715515
fuck off, teacuck

caffeinehighRyS LETS GOOOOOOO

>>24715612
Good, then she'll be more reliant on me.

Dex build be like

Does she have autoplay on twitter kek

>>24715536
dont be an n word

IRyS took off her clothes earlier so she could alt tab now to send me nudes.

this weak nephilim needs a husband to help her
and that will be me

I wish I could princess carry her.

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>24715844
>needing nudes
neuron-deficient brainlet

>>24715606
Imagine pinning her to the bed with just 1 finger.

>viewers dropping like flies
her zatzudan game is weak
need more video game playing content
it's all she's known for

>pill isn't green and purple

i didnt know about the canvas...

idk why, but i love how the "soup store" joke dates her

who made this? discord?

>>24716038
It's a discord thing

IRySoCute!!

>>24716068
Yes.

>>24716068
probably, based on the names

>>24716009
The unhopeful don't deserve her.

>>24716054
her saying "are you cereal" gives me middleschool flashbacks

can't wait to see all the messages about how depressed everyone is :D

We should have made an aggie of our own...

>>24716137
oh god there it is

>souless daifuku ripoff

are we EVER going to get an IRyStocrat design?

>>24716168
She wouldn't show anything from this place even if we didn't shitpost on it.

>I spy something with my little eye I am gonna ignore it
kek she's talking about the forced mascot from the discordfags

>>24716078
Which discord? there is about 4 irys discords

>>24716168
we were too busy with schizos and timeloops during the break

>>24716223
id rather have guyrys as a mascot rather than that retarded looking ball

I know half you faggots are in the Discord. Tell the rest of your butt buddies to stop signing these fucking things. I don't need to see a wall of tranny sigs.

>>24716248
she was too, who do you think the piggy guy really is?

>>24716277
I don't actually care what we get I just wish we'd get something already

shut the fuck up faggot

>>24716277
SOVL GuyRyS vs soulless ripoff

that message she just read is top tier crine holy fuck bros

>>24716314
kek that schizo

>>24716304
Nah you don't get it, they only joined to spy and report on their activities. They're not retarded SEAnigs.

>>24716304
She's reading my name and acknowledging me.
As Kronii would say; cope and seethe

guyrys should have a collab with aqua's neko

>>24715495
I fucking wish she wasn't so skinny

>>24716305
that was me you faggot

>IRyS you are the only reason I haven't ended it all
fantastic message, I'm sure she feels great reading that

>>24716361
wtf is this Discord politics ya all faggots have? Is this how bad Discordfag is?

>you guys are the reason I can be happy
that sounds a little worrying

>>24716305
quality rrat but ogey

>>24716387
saikou mascot!

>>24716510
I will be a homosexual for you.
You do need correction.

>>24716536
Because it's the same faggots that jerk themselves off in prechat and attention whore trying to make things about themselves and not IRyS.

>>24716533
the people who actually post that shit are more retarded than any schizo here

>>24716606
i really wish she put her foot down a bit harder when she addressed it during that Q&ASMR
but they are her paypigs and a girl's gotta eat
so it is what it is

>>24716621
SEA discord schizos don't have any shame, they make pig schizo look well adjusted

>>24716533
Some women get off on "nurturing" wounded men. Watame in particular.
Piggums seems more the "shut up fag" type of girl.

>>24716701
"paypigs" most of them pay pennies in monopoly money

I hate attention whores like Nami

>she hates your amogus memes
based

>>24716606
aint the pre-chat faggots have their own discord than that other equally retarded server???

>too big
and this is why I love her

>>24716710
She's a real woman, yes.
>I LOVE YOU IRyS

>>24716816
Don't shit talk the sheep. Piggy has girl dates with her.

KIRA "JESUS" YAMATO

KNEEL TO JESUS YAMATO

>onto talking about food
chunk never strays too far from her favorite subject

wait didn't baker-anon make carnitas last night...

>>24716988
Foods great, faggot.

>>24716988
Girls just love talking about food

irys guitar pics might make me actually play mine

So Irystocrats, name your top 3 Irys songs, does this make it in?

>>24717049
>>24717074
They will latch, anons

>>24717074
truth, I banged some cute tiny skinny girl in my class back in college and our main topic somehow started with talking about food

>>24717039
No that's not him.

>>24717082
>Joy with you
>Akatsuki
>Diorama
maybe the cover will knock one off

SHE FUCKED ALL OF THEM EXCEPT THE BASSIST

>>24717049
>>24717074
piggins in particular

as a bass player, girls don't give a shit about the bass player.

>>24717170
haruhi...

>>24717214
kek

>>24717170
based bassists are all whores

Not many people care about the stats tho

>>24717082
>心臓が止まるまで
>Flower of Hope
>Diorama

>>24717039
Nah I put pickled red onions on mine and sometimes radishes

>>24717214
Bassist was a sigma, he didn't want to fuck no whores

>>24717391
>>24717146
oh thank god alrighty :3

Okay okay okay who is buying the iRyS Weiss schwarz card when it drops

based non-RGB chad

RGBChads...

>no RGB
She became wiser

>>24717458
I don't care about collecting cards and O assume I'd have to import them from Japan? I can't justify shipping for that.

>>24717500
>>24717513
>>24717514
she still uses it, not based

>>24717541
I'll give her a pass if she wants to use it for the occasional desk a e s t h e t i c

Are there mouse autists too? I never hear about them

>>24717458
i'd probably buy them. used to burning cash on tcgs before

>>24717659
don't know about full autist but I can't live without an MMO mouse anymore

>>24717540
The first wave came out in America, the second wave which will include her will be arriving here as well eventually. She just showed some of them off on her stream

>>24717659
They change the mouse's button and 3D printed its shell to make it lighter etc.

>>24717659
yes they're called osu players

>>24717540
They just released the English edition and it has an IRyS promo card
I got Gura as my holo so I can probably sell it to buy the IRyS holo and keep a nice profit

>>24717170
As Pete Townshend used to say
>girls wanted to fuck the singer or the drummer
>the singer because he was gorgeous, and the drummer because he could last longer !

>>24717659
Kind of, they aren't as customizable. It's mostly just people making them lighter and changing the feet and cable

>see through PC
lmao this dork

>>24717786
So if I wanted to fuck a fan my best bet would be to become the singer of the band.

gotta get used to those GB delays

I'm gonna be worried that IRyS is going to try to make microwave crystals now.

what unholy abomination.....

jesus fucking christ

>>24717889
Is this a new idea for you?

>>24717946
I'm confused by the oreos. Everything else is unusual but sensible. But the oreos are just wtf.

absolutely disgusting. pizza never should have left italy

That's some hachama cooking right there

Do [insert nationality] really?

This pizza reminds me of the "meat pie crust" pizza pizza hut had years ago here in Australia. it was fucking ridiculous.
>>24717889
If you're famous enough to have groupies for your band you're getting paid enough to get a hooker.

>>24717986
there's fucking cheese or something that looks savory sprinkled onto the oreas too WTF

>>24718049
why are the Japanese like this?

I'm getting flashbacks to Flare's pizza.

>>24718128
the box looks like [insert yab country]

let's see you do better anons

>>24718157
If Taiwan actually makes pizza like that then they deserve to get swallowed by the locust horde.

>tune out during the canvas
>come back to this abomination on my screen

>>24718198
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>24718213
tbdesu all of east asia has some unusual chain pizza menu items

>>24718198
i like it will eat it

>>24718198
>the pepeloni

>touching m-

>>24718198
tweet this

what hashtag is she looking through?

touch my meats IRyS

Please ma'am no meat touching

>>24718131

>yakiniku with IRyS

>>24718290
i would if it didn't have the watermark on it, never seen it without one

>>24718297
irysuperb

>>24718322
AIIEEEEEEEEE

getting played by aneRyS..

>>24718322
aaah
AAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
TASKUTE NIGGERMAN.

>scraps off the nuts
b-based??

IRyS will scrape your nuts.

Anya hates this nephilim

>Finish on Irys' face
>She scrapes off the nut
:(

>>24718496
I'm an anti now.

>>24718525
That's not true

>>24718525
More nuts for Anya

>>24718512
Considering how good scraping my own nuts feels I can only imagine how mindblowing it'd be to have someone else do it for you.

>i like my cake moist
Me too, IRyS, me too.

>>24718525
That's fine I like Anya more than IRyS.

That's... that's too much

holy fucking diabetes

maybe my American is showing, but that looks totally fine

>that breathy "moist"
fugg

I keep seeing [Message Deleted] in the chat. It's food talk. Wonder why they're cracking down so hard on people?

>>24718645
I'm American and it's way too much, though I've never been a fan of pancakes or waffles with a ton of shit piled on it, just some syrup.

IRySoMoist

>>24718645
it;s carnival food style

>>24718688
apparently the autofilter is very sensitive to getting triggered

Someone took meat lovers a little too seriously

Ah...the pepeloni

wish people wouldn't waste ingredients for a 5 minute joke

The Pepeloni...

would you like some pizza with that pepperoni?

>>24718760

>>24718778
I'd waste you for a five minute joke.

>>24718778
that's fine, i sometimes waste candies just to post them on twatter

>>24718760

KameRyS

I unironically miss MP3 players. Smart phones are the worst of like 3 or 4 different worlds.

IRyS you fucking retard you can buy a PS5 controller without a PS5

>>24719087
you could always sell your body to dive into the DAP game :3

>>24719087
I still use a Zune for music in the car.

I miss KusaKameRyS, I wonder how that motherfucker is doing...

>>24719121
She's here..

What is this, a keyboard for ants?

>>24719161
No she's not take your meds

>Is a streamer
>Only has one monitor
n-nani?

>>24719184
it's one of those 80% keyboards, only femboys and women use them

>>24719184
It's missing the number pad. Know idea why anyone would want to leave that off.

>>24719215
tin can sized japanese apartment please understand

AAAAAAA IRyS GUNK I'LL BUY THE WHOLE SET

>>24719245
She should just buy a monitor arm / stand and stack one monitor on top of the other.

>>24719184
depends on your use case really, some people don't need a daily driver 100% keyboard (or even TKLs)

>>24719265
>You will never suck on her mouse

>>24719215
Clearly you never watched her stream from a laptop

>Corsair mouse

>>24719314
She promised a bathroom stream from her laptop. Sadly never happened.

fucking CRT chad holy based

>setup review
>i only have a NUC and two monitors

>>24719355
How new?

IRyS wants to shit on my PC setup...

>>24719380
I have two monitors and a monster of a PC that's hidden under my desk so you wouldn't be able to see it anyway. I hat show-offs.

I do not need any more light than what her smile provides.

>>24719425
I hope you have a very small desk under your main desk and aren't unironically putting your PC on the floor.

>>24719425
*hate
>>24719402
Depends on what you mean by new. Not very at this point. I was joking.

>IRyS step mom
o-oh

>that doesn't look like it will fit inside the hole
>is it just me or is there a lot of stuff in that mouse
IRyS the innuendos....

>Buying little cans of air
>Not just owning an air compressor and waking up your neighborhood when you want to clean your mouse and keyboard

>cleaning things
cringe

>>24719569
kinda gross anon

>kame isn't a pet according to IRyS
...

don't call me out D:

>talking about masks
sorry bros i cant

>>24719621
its family!!

>>24719494
At the very least a scuffed laptop/cardboard box setup should be in your recollection. So should the laptop’s name.

>>24719484
It's not on the floor, I'm not that stupid.

chonkeRyS

>>24719772
AIEEEEEEEEE

>>24719772

WHERE'S THE CHOCOCHIPS?

architects are winning HARD right now

>>24719772
Fuck you pig schizo. I know that's (You).

>you will never get analized by IRyS

KEK I LOVE HER SO MUCH

>>24719950

she is so petty KEK

Dorkrys...

>>24719950
if only she ever actually gained weight instead of remaining a twig . . . .

oh shit daisenpai appearance

Just like me.

ENTER

Enter daisenpai

Sora love!!

SORA LOVE

>>24720063
you won't have fatRyS sit on your lap WHY LIVE

>>24720195
fatRyS will break all your bones and you will die anyway

>the pig schizo was Sora

>you don't expect much from convenience store food
clearly irys has never been to Australia and got a farmers union and a sausage roll before rocking up to the jobsite

>>24720235
you cracked the code anon

fuck those cookies look legit

85% Chads where you at?

70% is weak, 95%+ only

>>24720444
I'm here.

>>24720417
Those cookies dunked on a giant mug of milk let's go

>>24720444
80% or 85% is the sweet spot.
Anything higher you might as well just use unsweetened cocoa powder, anything less you might as well use regular milk chocolate.

Anybody else just chew up cocoa beans?

>>24720444
>>24720453
i just love chocolate desu

>>24720492
ugh now I'm hungry

cee tee arr el zee

>"one more picture"
>man I've already talked for 3 hours
>back to browsing and talking about pictures

>>24720589
i love my wife

I might be the most masculine IRyStocrat.

lol the "incest?" message got deleted

>>24720589
you should know the drill by now

>>24720589
She's such a fucking dork I love her

>>24720589
god I love her

if you send "incest" your message gets deleted

>>24720589

>>24720610
can't be bringing up roommie shit

>>24720610
automod hates wincest

One time my pizza got switched with a deranged maniac who ordered banana peppers, jalapenos and pineapple

>>24720629
do you mean Wincest?

yab?

>>24720676
yab!

>>24720673
I think they do. Automod likes incest.

>>24720589
She's addicted

>>24720699
mega yab!

>Didn't eat yet because she moved the stream up
INGMI

>>24720784
should've prepped a windy banana anon

>Its stomach
She's hungry.

Would IRyS join Gura when she finally gets permissions to play Barbie's horse adventure?

Why do white girls love horses so much? First Gura now IRyS.

>>24720891

>>24720784
>he doesn't have wireless earphones/earbuds to listen to the stream while making food
step up your game

>>24720891
>IRyS
>wh*te

>fauner

>>24720891
horse cock, also IRyS isn't fully white

>>24720953
I always feel like i'm missing out on something on stream when I do that, the only solution is to have a setup in the kitchen as well

>>24720953
Not them but I do and I can't get up and go to the kitchen without losing Bluetooth range.

Bluetooth sucks ass.

>chat spamming to be careful
holy fucking shit she's cropping a browser and these faggots act like it's the most dangerous thing she could ever do

>30 sadpanda tabs

Becareful not to show sadpanda.

>>24721053
>guro

I just wanna say this nephilim is damn sexy and I want her

>>24721051
Last time an EN fucked up with studio mode they leaked their real name

>>24721091
was that pink woman?

>>24721091
IRyS is Japanese though. She wouldn't make such a mistake.

>>24721039
how far is your kitchen or how shit is your bluetooth? i can go outside my house and my earbuds stay connected to my phone

>>24721091
windows explorer is a bit different than a twitter tab in browser

>>24721127
It was Fauna, you dumbass

>>24721151
I don't pay attention to other holos

>>24721134
Last time a JP fucked up she got sacked.

>>24721139
thick walls.

I have Wi-Fi throughout my house only because I installed multiple access-points.

>>24721151
webm folder...paypig folder..

ube is legit

dadrys is a based ube enjoyer

>>24721211
im still curious on that webm folder, what if she visits gore threads?

>>24721193
unlucky

>>24721281
>It's just a ton of soundposts

>>24721307
I hope she likes the ones I made then

>>24721307
>>24721326
That's what she wants you to believe ;)

>Ricotta
Fucking ew

another SEA poster

Is this the 7th last picture kek

>>24721366
7 last seasons! She spoils us so much.

kek

aww i love you so much you silly dork

ahhh I love her

SEASON 8 BABY

sasuga IRyS

i think IRyS should stop

lmao this dork

>>24721524
FUCK YOU LISTENER-SAN

BURN IT, DON'T LET IT SPREAD THE VIRUS AIEEEEEEEEE

Found the larping batman gosling poser.

YOU HAVE TO EAT THE BAT SOUP ANON

mmm back of the knee. I bet IRyS has a good one.

>>24721567
weird fetish but ok

coronavirus electric boogaloo... fucking chinksq

>>24721524

>Oh no I streamed for 6 hours 4-5 days a week while recording now my throat is fucked worse than last time woe is me how could this happen please send me another get well soon card IRyStocrats!

>>24721524

>>24721628
Ok. I'll do it.

>>24721628
No, I'll send you a 500 dollar red SC instead <3

>>24721628
I'll send her one every time.

>>24721524
im gonna punch you until your face is disfigured

IRyS plays Batman Arkham pls

>>24721524
I hope you like it when your family gets raped

>>24721628
Ok

>>24721701
Do they even have bam ham perms?

>reine was the one getting irys into keyboard autism

>>24721790
newfagchama..

Can anyone give me sora chat appearent ?

>>24721790
slowbro...

>>24721790
anonchama...

>>24721790
yes and i got her out of the minecraft autism thank me :)

>>24721790
Yes and it fucking sucks.

kek competitive spiritRyS

>>24721790
How new?

>>24721860
Fuck you Reine.

>>24721860
based

>>24721832

Man

All me

She is /here/

her winks are so fucking cute alkfhsdakl;hgsl

Meds, you dumdum

>DadRyS is cute

DadRyS UOOOOHH

>>24722154
always was

DadRyS sounds like a girl?

HOLD IT TOGETHER, FAGGOTS

>>24722181
NO WAY FAG

MomRyS has a weak gene...

Wait, isn't her mother in Japan

>Streaming laptop
>Buy a macbook

Is DadRyS the most powerful HoloDad?

>macbabbies on suicide watch

>>24722235
Japanese women take the kid pls understand

>>24722094
Take your meds onegai

>>24722260
no that would be redjuice.....HAHAHAHAHAHWAHHAHAHAHWHSHAHAHAHAHSHHDGEGEGEGE

>>24722287
Hello it's me, your son in law

>>24722251
macfags are truly retarded

>>24722287
>namefag
wtf I hate dadRyS now

>>24722323
macfags are like itoddlers but slightly more smarter

No shit, most gaming laptops from older gen are fucking heavy.

I love this dork so much

i hate keyboard sounds. triggers my autism. I can imagine myself doing it, but i dont want to hear it in my headphones.

As far as I'm concerned, "gaming laptop" is an oxymoron

>>24722359
It's not smart to buy a laptop you can't replace the SSD in. It's how my Late 2013 Macbook died. It's still a functioning laptop but basically e-waste now because some idiot in California decided to make it impossible to replace parts.

she's literally me......

i am becoming an anti...

https://exhentai.org/tag/female:lolicon

>>24722495
You are like a child

i only open 1 tab at a time...

share the sadpanda links and i would not anti you :)

>>24722466
It's gamin' at killing your sperm count if you put it on your lap.

>>24722510
holy fuck.
my king, I kneel.

>>24722510
How do you even navigate with that much tabs on Firefox, I understand Chrome due to its grouping feature but Firefox?

>>24722517
https://exhentai.org/g/2226681/4b0ad03b22/

>>24722546
Firefox tab menu doesn't get absurdly small like Chrome tabs do, it's actually designed well.

You can also type in the address bar and it'll find your tabs and give you the option to switch to the tab.

Sweaty nephilim I REPEAT SWEATY NEPHILIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24722510
Holy fuck and I thought my 600 tabs were a lot

Nice. I'm at exactly 100 right now.

That PC? Me....wait...

College buffet?

Eelementary school? Buffet?

>>24722898
>>24722855
Quick there must be one in hawaii we can dox her

IRyS loves it when you spin

>>24722546
I don't know how these schizos do it, if I have more than 3 or 4 tabs open I start looking to close shit

elgato HATE

>>24722546
if bookmarks are included on chrome ive got something like 6000 bookmarks

she loves sora a little bit too much...

>>24723194
They're good friends, nothing wrong with that.

>>24723230
minecraft collab doko?

>>24723247
the melon farm....

>>24723194
>i love sora so much
>she loves sora so much
WE ARE

>>24723194
https://litter.catbox.moe/0a88eb.jpg She should love her more

>>24723330
Is this a commission?

>>24723353
I'm not sure

>>24723353
kek

>>24723330
Glad it's censored. My boss was standing behind me.

>>24723374
Like that makes it any better. You're getting sacked in the morning.

>>24723330
i love how thios artist said fuck irys hair and didnt draw it lmao

>>24723374
Congrats for the promotion.

>>24723424
not even redjuice can draw her hair perfectly

>IRyS will let you fuck her if you watch enough mecha anime

>>24723488
/m/bros...

>>24723565
>>24723565
>>24723565
Douzo~

>>24723424
To be fair, fuck IRyS's hair. It's so needlessly complicated

Wow, I tripped on my laundry, hit my head on the floor and got knocked out for almost 2 hours. I woke up and she was still here. Nice

>>24723623
>Artist attempts to draw IRyS' hair