/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Soft and squishy.

soft

>>24677296

Ooo. erotic cakes

I wouldn't mind a hag that's hard in the right areas

Is it true that Okayu is getting in shape? please god no. i need cat fat

>>24680460
Hags get me hard in the right areas.
https://files.catbox.moe/fbdld7.mp4
>>24680520
She is likely more fitto catto then fatto catto these days, not a hag though so go be depressed about it in the OkaKoro thread if you feel so inclined.

>>24680582
oh sorry I thought she was a hag or at least a cake

>>24680520
Go cry in /ag/, not here

>Take Choco out and actually treat her like a gentleman and have deep, respectful and meaningful conversations
>Go back to her place and watch Choco obsess over some game like a dork
>She falls asleep for 20 hours
>You don't exploit, you just make sure she's comfortable and make her a glass of water for when she wakes up
>Wakes up looking and sounding extra cute
>She cooks you the best breakfast you've ever had and gently smiles as she watches you eat it
>Stay in all day and let Choco show you her endless porn collection
>She gets very horny and looks at you like pic related
>You just submit; there's absolutely nothing you can do now. She owns you.
>Repeat

>Delicious chocolate hag tits

Kissing Polka in her ears

>>24680582
Remembered that soba stream..... nice sound material, I hope other anon can do longer clip

Pochi-sensei...
I miss you...

>>24683030
WHY CAN'T IT BE ME

>>24684583

>>24686414
Sanbaka love

Hag feet, erotic!

>>24680520
That would be truly disappointing if true

>>24687634
Tasty feet

>>24690937
too slow

>you will never get a tornado blowjob from your 24 BMI HAG oshi (followed by breakfast in bed consisting of her breast milk (cup size 36K) straight from the teet)

why are we still here /hag/? just to suffer?
Hag vtoobas world wide have planted the ideal male fantasy of hag chuba tornado blowjobs into our heads and then left it there to fester and eat away at us, much like an itch on a part of the body you cant reach.

Maybe the rapture has already occurred and we are but the tormented souls left on this hellish earth, and this is but 1 of many ways we face punishment for the sins we have committed in a past life

anyways enjoy some hag boobs courtesy of the artist jefflink0113

>>24691433
Noel is not a hag anon. But I like your style

>>24691433
Is Noel even a cake yet?

>>24691507
>>24691475
idk figured noel was a hag given the amt of times i see her associated with breast milk, and children. But ig thats cuz she got fat titties, and is a pdf file

here's some houshou hag art to repent for not posting a hag by kuroi_suna / 黒い砂

Consider the following

>>24691796
Sweaty milk

>>24691760
Pretty sure Marine's not a hag either, at least till the end of the year, but close enough

>>24691796
Sweaty plump hags... ripe for breeding.

My holiday hag is very cute

>>24693150
>ywn roleplay with Santa Polka
>she will never give you 10hour christmas sex session on October
Why live

bigger

>>24693073
Damn my Mio SEX folder is about 3 times larger than my normal Mio folder. I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>24683030
>treat her like a gentleman
choco (male)

>>24680102
Best image of the thread

>>24680102
>>24700597
My cock is giving the Burj Khalifa a run for it's money

>>24685274
She is, but it saddens me I don't have any good draws of her to show...
Anyways, I'll be here waiting for her, I think she bought a DDR pad so that's some news

>>24691507
She just turned 27 a few days ago.

>>24683030
>not staying next to her while she sleeps for 20 hours to make sure she never has to sleep alone again

hag sex

>>24690937

>>24683030
From the Mel Choco Aki thread
>>24623464
imagine
>you wake up in the morning next to Choco wife
>Choco doesn't wake up from you getting up and going to work
>you come home from work, Choco hasn't moved an inch
>you check for a pulse and breathing, go make yourself dinner
>leave a portion for her in a bento box for when she wakes up
>you go to bed
>now Choco wakes up
>decides its karaoke night

>>24708569
Genki hag

>>24707712
God I love Mio and pantyhose

Leaflits' literal mother is on:
https://www.twitch.tv/leaflit

She's always playing this game tho

>>24724056
>>24722340
Dino Park maker?

need loli hag

Tasty hag ass to save us from page 10.

>>24726313
loli baba

flip hag

I want to marry Watame.

>>24738382

Millie is a hag?

>>24740227
Sorry anon, we're already engaged.

My favorite hag is doing a karaoke stream using her loli model and doing a loli voice
https://www.twitch.tv/ifeltieyeld

>>24742342
She's cute

>>24740474
She's not. She grew up during the Harry Potter era, so she's early 30's at most.

>>24743999
She literally just turned 30 this month

>>24743999
>early 30's
Anon, that's a minimum age to enter the hag territory

>>24747191
It is delicious cake, i must eat it

But only after i've cleaned this hag's pits with my tongue

Double the hag double the fun

I am gonna risk it for you ungrateful little fucks

>>24747982
I appreciate this

>>24740227
>>24741590
>ywn marry Watame
>ywn make passionate love to her on your honeymoon, using her horns as convenient handlebars
>ywn make her pregnant, putting her excess milk in the fridge in preparation for the baby but secretly using some in your cereal every morning

>>24747776
Enjoy a satisfying double hagjob today!
https://files.catbox.moe/ipfrsk.jpeg

*Ahem*
I WANT TO BREED LEAFLIT AND HER MOTHER ALL NIGHT LONG
I DONT CARE IF I DIE FROM EXHAUSTION, I DONT CARE WHO GOES FIRST OR LAST

>>24707712
I want Mio to rub her sweaty pantyhose feet across my face.

haggalicious

I think this thread could benefit from some discussion:
Which /hag/s are you watching now?
Who is your /hag/ oshi?

>>24755101
I'm watching some Mio's and Botan's clips and my /hag/ oshi and oshi is Polka

>>24750865
If you have the money, you can buy this single mother and her daughter as a bonus.

>>24755101
I've found myself watching Mint Castella whenever she streams lately. AkiRose is still #1 in my heart though.

>>24755101
>Which /hag/s are you watching now?
>Who is your /hag/ oshi?
Dunno if Nui's considered a hag around here....

>>24755101
>Which /hag/s are you watching now?
Flare
>Who is your /hag/ oshi?
Flare

>>24755101
Mio is my oshi forever but lately I'm really into watching Botan (and Lamy)

>>24755101
>Who is your /hag/ oshi?
Athena Nightingale from Akio Air. Luv me owl, simple as

>>24755101
Korone is probably my favorite hag from how dorky she is, how much she loves her boomer games and with how fit she is from boxing she probably has hag abs.

>>24755101
>watching
Mio
>/hag/ oshi
Toko

>>24755101
>Which /hag/s are you watching now?
It depends on who's on, but most recently I've been watching more Botan.
>Who is your /hag/ oshi?
Miosha

>>24747591
>Cake
Anon, I...

I never thought i would be in love to a Japanese woman almost 13 years older than me but doog changed that.

>>24755101
I'd have to say korone, she always makes me laugh. Close second is polka.

My hag oshi for... other purposes, would probably be mio or flare. Akirose could be there too

>>24761754
Clussy and Doogussy

>>24761997
More like clussy and doogina

>>24755810
>Which /hag/s are you watching now?
I don't watch any currently
>Who is your /hag/ oshi?
Sora but unfortunately her hag status is still not confirmed. I also like to watch Reine and Kaela from time to time

>>24762702
Sora started streaming in highschool so she isn't even a cake

>>24764536
>Sora started streaming in highschool.
>She isn't even a cake.
Anon...

>>24764536
Anon...

>>24765437
>>24768183
I want to throw Soratomos and haggots into a ring and make them fight over whether the rrat is true.

>>24733341
Moar

>>24677296

>>24738815
I'm surprised that none of the other .LIVE girls ages have been found out. Rikumu gives me hag vibes from her voice and Suzu has to be close to being a hag.

>>24747982
based

>>24747982
Mio mama tatas

>>24747982
Okii Ookami oppais

Hey, everyone. Just stopping by to ask you guys to show my wife some love. She is my everything.

Right now? Leaf, but soon her mom will join it seems
https://twitch.tv/leaflit
>Who is your /hag/ oshi?
Botan

>>24680102
yuu's art has the cheat codes to my penis. I thought sexualizing chuubas was crossing a line but yuu's art is so sex I can't control myself

>>24776170
>>24755101
forgot my quote

>>24776170
It's time

>>24775825
She was a former OL too, just imagine working alongside her without knowing
>be a JP anon waiting for Gen 6 to debut, the girls were cute but you still haven’t found your oshi
>tune into Lui’s debut stream when you recognize a familiar voice
>it can’t be her, can it? no way **-san from accounting was like this
>maybe hags aren’t so bad after all

>>24778182
whats an ol?

>>24778293
office lady

>>24778182
I wish I had worked alongside her. I'd love to be there to hold her close and massage her after every long day of work, whether that be office work or vtubing. I want to kiss her and make her feel loved. Let the stresses of the world fade away and give her time to feel like a woman.

>>24778723
Too wholesome, I hope you find a hag of your own one day, you deserve one.

>>24779126
Wholesome love is the sign of true love, Anon.

>>24779167
I agree which is why I always wish the best for wholesome posters.

>>24778182
Office lady vibes just hit different.
I know Marine and Lui were office ladies are there any others?

>what would you do

Mio seeeeeeeeeex

>>24779909
think Ange was one too, wouldn’t be surprised if Mio was one at some point though she was a singer in a local band

>>24779233
And I hope the best for you and your oshi as well, no matter who it is. You deserve everything you wish for others.

>>24779909
Azki, Coco/Kson and I'm not completely sure, but I remember Aki mentioning something about working in an office during a twitcast last year.

>>24783626
I can somewhat imagine Marine being a office lady but it's impossible to think Coco was once a office lady especially with her personality.

>>24781853
That explains why Mio is so good at singing then.

Mio mama makes me feel something. And it's not lust. I still masturbate to her out of respect.

>>24780742
>you want to drink or something? Sorry, I don't quite understand.

>>24781853
>>24784827
Fun fact: Polka and Mio sang in the same band

>>24780742
Tell Mio she's a silly wolf for buying condoms since I'll only have raw, unprotected babymaking sex with her.

>>24790936
I want to have an extended, day long love making session with Mio for the purpose of procreation. Once I'm sure I've knocked her up, I want to completely ghost her and leave her to raise the child on her own while I go to impregnate other Holo mems.

>>24792516
>not marryng her and forming a holo harem
NGMI

>>24792834
>marrying
I want them to be forced to birth and raise my children on their own.

>>24779909
Flare mentioned a couple of times she had some white collar job at a corpo before Hololive.

>>24749047
I love my wife and her wife...

>>24755101
I used to watch a lot of different holo hags but at this point I'm only watching waifriend. I love her voice and her default outfit so much

>>24792867
They would grow out like fags without a father

>>24796994
Not my problem. As a man, my only job is to spread my seed as much as I can. It's in my nature. What happens after they give birth is none of my concern.

>>24777542
>Leaflit and her mother get invited to a babyshower
>she thinks it is a small event, wants to go in her pijamas
>Her mother doesn't let her
>she decides to go instead with her hippopotamus onesie
>wore it to a baby shower
>it was in an airplane hanger
>set up like a fancy wedding reception
>everyone dressed up
>catered cooking

Ok that was unexpected

>>24757686
Never heard of her, but checked her out and seems cool!

>>24792516
Same, but marry her instead and make a pregnant harem with her hag friends like this series: https://rentry.org/VTCFFSS#present-day-present-time

I guess I need to learn Japanese, all the best hags are JP so far. Need some more EN ones, any recommendations?

>>24800229
for starters read the guide from /jp/
https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/

Can pregnancy correction save a roastie?

>>24801342
I desperately need to ravage her barren Ukrainian pussy

The world sorely lacks ayamy lewds.

>>24801897
Brings a whole new meaning to “saving Ukraine”

>>24744121
She's officially a hag, then! Glad to have her, though.

>>24680460
Perk matters! A firm butt is good on a hag.

>>24801342
I can't let her keep fucking around forever, I have to show her what hags are good for.

>>24793251
jared leto is in his 50s btw

>>24784671
IIRC, I heard that Coco was going to be some kind of manager, but with her talents she got to be on gen 4. Not completely sure if that's the story.

>>24803940
That's what drinking baby blood will do to you.

I'm still in a dream

GF
She has been releasing art of her OC, and can't stop thinking being her instead. Also, it's nice that Pommer is talking with her (TL), maybe they'll Collab in some future.

>>24806102
cute hag gf

>>24806102
She signed with ayamy back in the day too.
I hope her 3D will be great.

>>24806102
gaou should fuck ayamy

i am once again posting this dola
but can you really blame me?

>>24797044
This post seems very kosher

>>24801342
No. She will abort your son and never tepl you she was pregnant.

>>24794161
Gotta wonder what happens that they leave that life behind. Burnout, fired, kids?

>>24812459
That's or she'll raise the boy as genderfluid and groom him gay. Many such cases.

>>24814569
Passion I would imagine. Not many people are passionate or find fulfillment from a corpo job, at least in my experience in corporate america.

>imaging the smell

>>24815356
Delicious

>>24814569
I doubt there's anyone who would pass on the opportunity to do vtubing for a living instead of a regular corpo job. Especially for Holos, as they print money.

>>24677296
why are jannies ok with threads like these that allude to the age of their roommates?

>>24818520
because everything we discuss comes from things they have said on stream or tweeted in character

>>24818520
>jannies are hag lovers too
pretty based desu

>>24779167
That’s nice and all but would rather dominate a hag with a master/pet relationship, and test their limits by walking them outside when they’re in heat

does Sana count as a hag since her roommate is turning 29 tomorrow?

>>24820113
Hag is 30+

>>24819482
MIO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>24818520
Because most of them arent fags. But we did have one or two months where our threads used to get deleted

>>24820113
>>24820393
Depends on who you ask.

>>24677296
/hag/ is short for Huge Anal Gape https://files.catbox.moe/q47xif.png

>>24784671
I think she mentioned it when she talked about her old jobs. It might have been when she talked about going out drinking with coworkers and throwing up in her purse.

>>24820924
>most of them aren't fags
DYRBI

>>24775825
love

>>24822733
Love!

>>24793251
lmao

35 year old indie chuuba!

>>24822790
Yandere love!

>>24827188
I don't like the idea of Yandere Lui, but I support your love for her regardless! Lui love!

tfw you tried to buy condoms

>>24775825
lui love

>>24828633
I agree

Flare's cute futa cock...

Is Gundou a hag?

I wish hags were real.

>>24830342
Yes

>>24831233
They are, Anon.
I know because I married one.
Here's a picture of her.

https://www.twitch.tv/leaflit
Leaflit on, but no Asari today

No hags for people who let threads die.

>>24836354
I'm trying but I don't know what else to post

>>24836460
Create your own hag and post it.

>>24836460
>in /hag/ thread
>post hag
it takes 1 brain cell anon-chama

>>24836724
Last Iime I was involved with creating an OC vtuber, the shape of the world changed forever for the worst

>>24836772
You have the people to change the world and just sit on it!

Where 2 find hag

>>24805545
Puff eeaaaater

>>24837759
Meetups
Dating apps
Go to Japan under the guise of a “cultural exchange group” (cause they’re apparently only open to small group tours right now)

>>24800229
>any recommendations?
Terumi I'm not a pinoy, I swear

>>24840193
why do you hate the man, anon?
Did you forget about the hottub streams with the faggot?
He''s a Holobrony he doesn't deserve to be cucked

I really like her especially her singing.

>>24840193
She's a hag?

>>24840818
80% probability. Keep in mind, i don't watch every stream.

>>24800229
How about EN lite?

>>24840945
But I thought hags weren't supposed to be batshit insane.

Hag spanking hag

the clussy

>>24846704
Hot

>>24744121
I'm fairly certain that Elira, Millie, and Enna are all the same age +/- a year, and Enna's stated multiple times that she was born in 1996

>>24846704
mmm chocolate elf

>>24819482
me: <snaps fingers>
my hag: "i'm your good girl"

>>24819482
That's a good way of laying the foundations for wholesome love - dedication and trust.

>>24842373
Some go purely by age, but given cases like La Chatte Michel that can be misleading. The personality has to fit, too.

>>24853807
Menhera hags can be hot in certain ways, sometimes it pays to stick your dick in crazy
>”you love me, don’t you? then marry me and give me a baby”
>”my nearly expired womb needs to be bred, those other girls aren’t worthy of your seed like I am”

>>24854133
>breeding a grade A retard
There's enough morons in the world, we don't need any more. Not to mention Mike Wazowski is the bad kind of crazy.

>>24854896
It's ok if you have a daughter.

>>24839541
>dating apps
There's only roasties there

>>24842373
As long as they arent modern women roastie kind of crazy

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bWVUpVxqwGY

>>24828633
Why is Lui's outfit so easy to make lewd?

>>24801897
She’s Ukrainian? I thought she was Russian

>>24857218
it was designed to lure young men

>>24857322
Same thing desu

>>24857322
I guess that's why she's such a whore

>>24857218
It’s the easy access zippers

>>24857218

I wouldn't ordinarily post 3DPD, but this one was too perfect not to.

>>24862764
I want to cum inside this Wolf so bad

>>24864252
Same

>>24860404
I wanna know if those zippers work so goddamn bad

>>24864252
Her pussy is so alluring it even makes fags turn straight

>>24866583
If only she released an update where she can unzip them
If Marine can have one for her jacket, Lui can have it too

>>24868388
the need to breed is stronger than anything else

>>24866583
Lore-wise, probably yes. The model, no.
>>24868479
Have you paid attention to the zippers? They make literally no sense. They're too awkwardly positioned to provide adequate ability to grope her breasts. Unzipping them doesn't turn her shirt into a short sleeved shirt. They literally have no reason to fucking exist.

>>24872567
You're overthinking. You can free her tits or at least nipples by opening the zips. It may not confortable but it's possible

>>24874570
At most half of her nipples. Only more if you made it uncomfortable. The tits being freed would be extremely uncomfortable. They're hot, sure, but not very useful. It'd be better to just strip her.

>>24874701
The shirt isnt that hard. You probably can expand the holes with your hands

>>24877368
this is vaguely terrifying

>tfw I have fever, coof and chills
>No loving almost hag wife to comfort me

>>24677296
uuuoooo soft and warm hag erotic

>>24882953
Polka in her 40s

>>24883342
Do you think Polka would want to wear parts of a clown outfit while fucking?

>>24883466
And still fits (barely)

>>24883642
Just imagine Polka's 43 year old hips are smushing against her skirt.

https://twitter.com/Gentiana_Helix/status/1529285523704909824
this is from an indonesian corpo vtuber. you might not know her, but she's an actual lesbian (and now a hag). her roommate did lesbian porn with her couple, who's also a vtuber in the same corpo

>>24887218
Isn't her agency basically all about yuribait? I watched some of her clips but never knew that she's a hag before. Is there any conclusive evidence about her hag status?

>>24887525
her agency is coomerbait in general. again, she's an actual lesbian. if you checked her roommate, the same cake got posted there. she's not shy of her identity. she liked and retweeted tweets from her vtuber account in her roommate account.

>>24883342
Pretty sure only Button and Doog are in the 40s so far.

>>24889443
I don't think Doog is in her 40s. 30s, I believe.

So most of the hags i know in hololive are in their 30s,
is there some chuba hag(not necessarily) in her 40s

>>24890172
*not necessarily from hololive

>>24755101
>Which /hag/s are you watching now?
dunno if Enna's considered a hag, but Im watching her right now.
>Who is your /hag/ oshi?
I have no oshi since I already have a waifu and it feels like betraying her, but... I kind of like Mio.

>>24687634
Erotic!!!! Wrinkly soles from all that heeled shoewear!!

>>24680520
yes, but she's not a hag or even close to it

>>24700704
I like this image very much!!!!

>>24890172
raraion...

>>24887963
>she's not shy of her identity

>>24890172
patra

>>24887963
>she liked and retweeted tweets from her vtuber account in her roommate account
She really should do her opsec reps...
>>24899745
Proof?

>>24890172
Botan

I thought my Mio-love peaked a while ago, but this new タンタン arc proved me very wrong. How can hag be this fucking cute bros, I'm seriously ngmi

https://streamable.com/zyuv0f

>>24677296
Hag love

>>24857322
Most Russian-speaking Canadians are 1st-2nd gen Ukrainian immigrants.

Is science dog a hag? Pretty sure she was but not 100%, where's that list when you need it

MIO ON LUI'S STREAM
DOUBLE HAG ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_vsiUDAXTo

>>24913447
Hag on hag action.

>>24801342
I will make mommy happy. She just wants to have sex after all

>>24915971
Please stop looking through our bedroom window.

hag clown

>>24912722
Yes, Pink cat good is a hag.

>>24917440
I want to lick that hag clown's belly cutout so bad you have no idea Anon.

>>24917440
Needs tickle correction

>>24920406
Tickle correction is good but all hags deserve breeding correction by younger men even more.

It has come to my attention that my favourite girls from holo are old. I love y'all, thank you.

>>24921813
That's the thing about hags Anon. You can make them feel young again

>>24921813
They're still young anon, it's japanese society that makes them think they are expired. It's our job to make them feel young again.

>>24922666
>it's japanese society
It's more biology than society. But we're young men, we must fight againdt the world, the nature and destiny to impregnate all the hags. It's our mission in this world

comfy sheepy

>>24923149
biology would be more like 40-50+, 30 is a perfectly young woman ready to have babies

>>24887218
Is this bait? I can't find the porn ;_;

>>24818520
To be fair, some of them talk about their age or clearly indicate it via stories "Yeah I was (x) age when (y) came out" or so.

If any of you are looking for a new hag to watch check out my oshi. Shes cute and dorky with a great singing voice
https://www.youtube.com/c/AthenaNightingaleCh

>>24890172
Hanatan is almost there, I think she's 35 or 36.

>>24923427
t.american
Even at 27 the female body starts deteriorating. As the female gets older ghe offspring will have more complications. Peak birthing age is between 17 and 27. I still love hags thought

Which hags have unshaven bushes?

>>24925719
Probably a decent amount of them given how japs don't shave down there.

I just want to let you all know that my wife Lui-nee and I are going on our second honeymoon this week. I'm taking her to see Ireland, since she's never visited but has always wondered if it's true how green it is.
I hope you all are doing wonderful!

>>24925579
retard

>>24923149
we live in a japanese society