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>> No.2464009

HE LIVES

>> No.2464010

>>2463981
Anon!?

>> No.2464012

>>2464006
Nice thread, bloop.

>> No.2464013
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2464013

ENTER

>> No.2464014

BLOOP IS ALIVE aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2463981
NONBELIEVERS BTFO

>> No.2464015
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2464015

I love Ame so much, bros...

>> No.2464016

What kind of thread image is this

>> No.2464019

I WANT TO FUCK BLOOP

>> No.2464020
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2464020

>an actual bloop sighting

>> No.2464022

BLOOP LOVE

>> No.2464021

SCUFFED. But i'll take it he lives!

>> No.2464023

>>2463991
SHE ANSWERED MY REQUEST FAG YOU KNEEL

>> No.2464024

>she's speaking with her original gura voice

>> No.2464026

HE LIVES

>> No.2464029

>>2463981
kneel right fucking now

>> No.2464030

>>2464006
Whoops fucked up the spelling cant let this happen

>> No.2464032

BLOOP RRAT SHE'S HERE SHE'S HERE

>> No.2464033

Holy fuck, Bloop looks BAD.

>> No.2464034

>>2463981
>>2463985
KNEEL

>> No.2464036

Wow, I forgot how stupid her hood looks

>> No.2464037

I love Gura

>> No.2464038

IS HAPPENING

>> No.2464041

HE IS ALIVE

>> No.2464039
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2464039

>> No.2464040
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2464040

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>> No.2464042

HE IS ALIVE

>> No.2464044

HE FUCKING LIVES

>> No.2464043

>>2464006
>GlobalA
Stop fucking with my filters, retard

>> No.2464045

this some weekend at bernies shit

>> No.2464047

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL

>> No.2464048
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2464048

ATTENTION
Mori shit and farted while streaming and the audio of the shitting and farting was captured by her microphone and heard by all attendees of her stream.

>> No.2464050

GURA KILLING ALL THE SHITPOSTERS

>> No.2464051

IT'S BLOOP. HE'S ALIVE. HOLY SHIT HE'S ANIMATED

>> No.2464052

>>2463830
Wait, is that Vengaboys?

>> No.2464053

She's HERE

>> No.2464054
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2464054

KIARA LOVE

>> No.2464055
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2464055

I love Reine!!!

>> No.2464058

GURA ALL MY RRATS NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.2464059

THIS IS A BLESSED DAY!

>> No.2464060

The return of Bloop

>> No.2464061
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2464061

I love InaA!

>> No.2464062

What dafuq is that thing next to Gura?

>> No.2464064
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>>2463987
Some shitty money transfer company scammed her money

>> No.2464063

>>2464006
>GlobalA
Huh? This ain't the thread.

>> No.2464065

HE ALIVE
ALSO CUTE GIGGLE AAAAAAAHHHHH

>> No.2464066

>>2464006
GET IN HERE MY NIGGA BLOOP IS ALVE

>> No.2464068

Bloop is significantly crustier looking than I remember

>> No.2464069

ENTER BLOOP

>> No.2464071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys5-5sFlOOo

>> No.2464070
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2464070

Bloop lives
The trident made its second appearance
The hat goes on the shark

>> No.2464072

>>2464006
GOD I WANT TO FUCK YOU BLOOP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST A LITTLE POKE JUST A LITTLE OF THE TIP PLEASE

>> No.2464073
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2464073

The hood really does make her look more retarded.

>> No.2464077

GURA CLOSE 4CHAN AND FOCUS ON YOUR STREAM

>> No.2464078

>Encapsulated!
>Fermenting!
>Delicious.

>> No.2464079
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2464079

I actually like her hat, wish she would wear it more

>> No.2464080

>hat and bloop back
>her old voice comes back
How

>> No.2464082 [SPOILER] 
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2464082

No thoughts

>> No.2464085
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2464085

this superchat reading is such a fucking ride, thank god for gura

>> No.2464087
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2464087

Gorb Goolah has been weird today

>> No.2464088

>>2464063
My finger slipped...

>> No.2464089

Just watched Blade Runner 2049, lads. It was good stuff.

>> No.2464091
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2464091

She got the hat, bloop and trident because of this post by the way. Lots of people in the comments saying she's lazy with this stuff. Kiara probably told her. Yes I'll go back.

>> No.2464095
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2464095

ES VERDAD

>> No.2464096

WHY IS EVERYTHING TOO BIG FOR GURA

>> No.2464098
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2464098

>See? Bloop and my hat are here, so stop bringing them up you stupid 4chan faggots
Gura wtf, that's kinda harsh..

>> No.2464099

her super chat reading streams just keep getting better and better

>> No.2464101

>>2464006
BLOOP KILLED THE THREAD
THE STREAM WILL BE ACHIVED
GURA IS IN RARE FORM
DEEP FUCKING LORE

SHE'S PULLING UP WITH THE GGAT
MURDERING THE RRATS
LIKE JERRY KILLING CCATS

>> No.2464102
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>>2464039
I miss her bros....

>> No.2464103 [DELETED] 
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2464103

Reine!

>> No.2464104

You will now notice how fucking bad the top of her hood is rigged

>> No.2464105

HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLOOP, MASCOT OF GAWR GURA FROM HOLOLIVE EN HOLOMYTH GENERATION

>> No.2464106
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>>2464087
its a good thing

>> No.2464107

strawberry cum?!

>> No.2464109

>>2464020
this is a cool drawing

>> No.2464111

SHE HATES HIM

>> No.2464112

My heart is healed

>> No.2464114

bloop and the trident will disappear for another 6 months

>> No.2464115

ALMOST YAB

>> No.2464117

>>2464069
EXIT BLOOP

>> No.2464118

This whole time I didn't know Bloop was actually part of her model that she could just activate.

>> No.2464119

GURA'S PENIS HEAD

>> No.2464120

>>2464091
go on back now

>> No.2464121

>Bloop
>Looks like shit
>Trident
>Looks like shit
Why do you retards want this shit so badly?

>> No.2464122

DICK HEAD

>> No.2464124

SHES FUCKING HERE

>> No.2464123

>She doesn't wear the hat because it makes her look like a COCK
KEK

>> No.2464125

SHE READ THAT HERE

>> No.2464126

>>2464052
>>2463830
Answering to myself, but yes, it's fucking BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.

>> No.2464128

I think tako and bubba are better mascot chracters

>> No.2464129

>she knows about the dick hat

>> No.2464130

PENIS SHARK

>> No.2464131

>bloop was unbanished from the shadow realm
>sent back immediately

>> No.2464132

SHE HATES THE HAT BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK

>> No.2464134

PENIS HEAD GOODA

>> No.2464136

>she knows about the penis head jokes
LOL SHE'S FUCKING HERE CONFIRMED

>> No.2464135

what a fucking dickhead

>> No.2464139

Gura's cock hoodie

>> No.2464137

Gura's a real dickhead

>> No.2464138
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2464138

>>2464015
Ame loves you too! Now come here!

>> No.2464140

Now that I think about, it DOES look like a penis

>> No.2464141

HOLY SHIT IT WAS A POST FROM HERE

>> No.2464142

>I LOOK LIKE A COCK
Gura kek

>> No.2464144

>Gura doesn't wear the hat because someone called her a dickhead

>> No.2464145

>>2464091
>Yes I'll go back.
hurry now

>> No.2464146

SHE'S HERE

>> No.2464148

GURA'S A DICKHEAD

>> No.2464147

I forgot bloop was actually part of her model holy shit

>> No.2464149

GURA YOU DICKHEAD

>> No.2464151

>Someone said the silhouette is yabe
So she did drop the hat because she looked like a penis.

>> No.2464152
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>>2464061
I love Ina too!

>> No.2464153

Oh so thats why she doesn't use the dick hat

>> No.2464154

W-What is she talking about?

>> No.2464157
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>>2464006
Nice thread

>> No.2464161
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2464161

LIKE WHAT!?!?

>> No.2464159

SHE'S HERE

>> No.2464162
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2464162

Thoughts?

>> No.2464163

She stopped wearing the hood because it looks like something... but what?

>> No.2464166
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2464166

YOU'RE PURE, RIGHT ANON?

>> No.2464164

Gura is a dickhead...

>> No.2464165

>Gura saw the dickhead mentions
I fucking knew that's why she stopped wearing the hood

>> No.2464167

>>2464103
This is dangerous

>> No.2464168
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2464168

https://streamable.com/dge351

>> No.2464169

Gura literally mentions her head looks like a buttplug on stream and thats why she doesnt wear the hat

>> No.2464170

Great, can't wait to not see Bloop and the trident again till Christmas.

>> No.2464171

Nice cock, Gura

>> No.2464173
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2464173

Who is this girl with a hat?

>> No.2464172
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2464172

No Gura your hoodie doesn't look yabe.

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2464175

Now that I see Bloop, he's not exactly as cool as Lamy's companion. He doesn't do anything and doesn't respond to Gura's movements.

>> No.2464174

nacho mama...

>> No.2464177

>>2464162
Looks like my cock

>> No.2464179

>THE REASON SHE DOESNT WEAR THE HOOD ANYMORE IS BACAUSE IT LOOK LIKE A DICK
REALITY TO STOMP EVERY RAY

>> No.2464181

gura's HERE for real!

>> No.2464182

THE PENIS RRAT WAS TRUE
THE PENIS RRAT WAS TRUE
THE PENIS RRAT WAS TRUE
THE PENIS RRAT WAS TRUE
THE PENIS RRAT WAS TRUE

>> No.2464183
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2464183

>My silhouette looks yabe
What did she mean by this, i see nothing wrong

>> No.2464184

OK I understand now Gura, sorry

>> No.2464188

>>2464106
Thanks Gravity Globe

>> No.2464190

>>2464091
All Gura's accessories take a fuckton of screen space. Might as well ask Mori why she never uses her scythe. I thought even the retards realize this.

>> No.2464191

>>2464104
AAAAA the top just shrinks and morphs on its own!!!!

>> No.2464192

AAAAAAHH GURA I LOVE YOU

>> No.2464193

Gura thinks about cocks. How does this make you feel?

>> No.2464195
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2464195

Watching Gura as she finishes Resident Evil 2 and is now in supach- Holy shit was that Bloop!?
While Roboco is making cute frustrated noises as she made the conscious decision to play Apex Legends while using a controller instead of KB+M.
While the SHOGUNATE WATAME has returned and is now taking her army of Watamates and Watamages and purging the monsters off of her lands in Monster Hunter Rise.
While Lamy has hung up her hunting gear for today and is now in comfy supachat reading mode.
So friends, where we at?

>> No.2464196
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2464196

Delicious

>> No.2464198

LITERALLY EVERY HAT CAN BE SEEN AS A WEIRD PENIS
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE

>> No.2464199
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2464199

>>2464102
me too...

>> No.2464200

Wait, how many of you fuckers are circumcised to see that shit?

>> No.2464203

>>2464061
based

>> No.2464204

>>2464162
Barbed for her pleasure!

>> No.2464206

>>2464172
I can't believe they designed her this way for this single joke

>> No.2464207

So is it the hat resemblance a buttplug, a penis, or a sperm?

>> No.2464209
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>>2464162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU

>> No.2464208

>>2464120
Can't. Reddit is down.

>> No.2464210

>>2464064
>it's real
tenchou....

>> No.2464211

everyone please be on your best behavior while you are posting on /vt/. you wouldn't want gura to read something you'd be ashamed of, would you?

>> No.2464212

This stream, holy shit Gura my sides can't take anymore.

>> No.2464213

>>2464168
What did the heimin mean by this?

>> No.2464214

Reminder when people ask later that this stream is probably going to get privated for the RE2 ending.

>> No.2464216

Are we timelooping Gura has her hat and I saw Bloop?

>> No.2464215

>>2464193
i'm always thinking about cunny so it's fair

>> No.2464217
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2464217

Live now

>Watame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE12VJeIH40
>Gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXlzwEGrWU
>Roboco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM1KLgdqO90
>Lamy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6pMXJA02pA

In 3 hours

>Luna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpH5WIFLxjg

>> No.2464218

is she actually using her old voice too? What the fuck Gura is here

>> No.2464223

>>2464195
RIGHT HERE FRIEND
I LOVE GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A

>> No.2464221

>>2464193
Yeah, how is she supposed to have sex with me without thinking about my cock?

>> No.2464222

>>2464036
yeah it became immediately clear why she doesnt wear it after seeing it after all this time

>> No.2464224

>ywn cook a delicious salman dinner for gura

>> No.2464225

>>2464104
Fuck you, it practically phases out of existence and I will not unsee that

>> No.2464228

>>2464198
All hats can be ruined. Every time I see a five guys employee wearing the Five Guys hat I think it's a fucking MAGA hat and get confused.

>> No.2464230

>>2464196
I want to fall asleep with Gura's mouth on my head.

>> No.2464234

AAAAAAA GURA I LOVE YOU

>> No.2464235

>>2464200
anon, you don't have to be circumcised...

>> No.2464236
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2464236

Gura is HERE and she has probably called (You) a faggot, and probably posted Ame lewds. How do (You) feel about that?

>> No.2464237

>>2464175
sex...

>> No.2464242

>>2464104
Jesus it's so fucking terrible. Gura please never wear this shit again...

>> No.2464243

>>2464198
every hat is a penis if you look hard enough

>> No.2464244

>Gura's seen the dinosaur scat anon, the flip fingernails anon, etc.
Top fucking kek

>> No.2464245
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>>2464200
please give me my foreskin back...

>> No.2464246
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>>2463867
That's most likely people from Discord comment boosting eachother

>> No.2464247

>>2464195
Right here Ayamefriend!
Watching Gura fulfill chumbuds most long awaited requests one after another!

>> No.2464248
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2464248

>>2464162

>> No.2464249

>>2464104
Why did they expect so little of Gura?

>> No.2464250

>gura just plosive'd
uohhhh

>> No.2464251

This entire board is incredibly sad.
Ugly lonely virgins throwing money at girls you'll never meet for a simulated pseudo-relationship. Fucking disgusting.

>> No.2464252
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2464252

>can speak some spanish
I swear to god she's related to me

>> No.2464253

Hey, you guys don't actually just cum in something and leave it around to fester instead of properly disposing it like a functioning human being, r-right?

>> No.2464255

I'm sorry chumbuds, after finding out, I can't support an oshi who wears a hoodie.

>> No.2464254

>>2464191
It's like some floppy shit

>> No.2464256
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>>2464102
>Think I don't miss her
>See a clip of her
>Can't help but smile

>> No.2464258

>>2464209
watch along when?

>> No.2464259

Stuffing Gura's crust uoooooooohhh

>> No.2464260
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>>2464244
>gura's seen opticommits crime

>> No.2464261

>>2463930
1000$ can give you 200 members. It is not a drop in the ocean & if you believe the membership>SC rrat & you spend that much money for monthly SC anyway, then yes, I can see many people doing it.
Especially for Ina that didn't read her SC publicly.

>> No.2464263

>>2464236
She called me a faggot and I didn't even have to pay for it? Nice.

>> No.2464266

>>2464089
>spoiler
It's an incredible film. Fuck the goslingposters.

>> No.2464264
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2464264

Everything can look like a dick if you try hard enough

>> No.2464265

monke fish

>> No.2464269

>Stuffed crust
>deep dish
How does that work?

>> No.2464270
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2464270

>>2464200
THEY TOOK MY FORESKIN ANON.

>> No.2464271

>>2464218
Jump off a building

>> No.2464274

>>2464246
Just like those fags trying to get Mori to draw Suisei

>> No.2464279

>>2464103
Now I realize I don't remember having seen her nipples in her fanarts. Probably have seen them but I don't remember

>> No.2464277

>>2464200
Anon, the foreskin is supposed to peel back

>> No.2464280

>>2464251
Feel free to go back

>> No.2464281
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Gura...

>> No.2464284

>>2464251
Less competition for you! Right chad?

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2464287

Ah leave to take er gosh darned leak and y'all speaking at me that gawr gooruh went and opened her rank gob about cock's heads?
what in tarnation have these plains come to, good lord above.

>> No.2464288

>>2464217
why is this shrine maiden blushing?

>> No.2464290

I'm the anon who was complaining about Gura scheduling Metroid in a pincer but Gura is actually really taking her time with this SC reading so I think I'm satisfied.

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>>2464162
it's just kirby

>> No.2464292
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>> No.2464293
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2464293

>EN gets new outfits (Yes, >New outfits)
>It's rigged by someone else
>She never uses her first outfit again
It's gonna happen, isn't it?

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2464294

>>2464260
>Gura has gone primal before

>> No.2464295

>>2464006
>Fuck up the spelling
>Try to delete the thread
>Can't
God damnit

>> No.2464297

>>2464277
w-what?

>> No.2464298

>>2464167
I like danger

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2464300

>>2464162

>> No.2464302

>>2464064
Did she talk about this in superchat reading or what? How much was it?

>> No.2464303

>>2464281
SHARK BENIS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.2464304

>>2464200
I JUST WANT MY HOODIE BACK IT GETS COLD DURING THE WINTER

>> No.2464306

>>2464244
>Gura has seen Damascus' crimes against humanity

>> No.2464308

>>2464198
Even the mighty Pickelhaube?!

>> No.2464309

>>2464281
>penis with hair
wtf...

>> No.2464313

>>2464177
You should see a doctor

>> No.2464314

>>2464200
oh boy, can't wait till you have to get that thing checked up

>> No.2464315

>>2464103
ABAYO

>> No.2464316

>>2464281
WELL THANK YOU, FAGGOT

>> No.2464319

>>2464195
Re: Apex on a controller
The aim assist is stupid strong and is especially useful when trying to hipfire shotguns/single fire weapons at close range. Not so good for sniping or twitch shooting backwards while running for obvious reasons.

>> No.2464320
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2464320

>>2464293
GURA -WILL- BE A CAT

>> No.2464321

So... I was revising the Holotarot cards from earlier today and was actually thinking about trying to send the list over to see if maybe someone could think about possibly actually commissioning this from Rei and producing it as merch, but... I noticed something.

Luna was the only numbered card in the list. And that feels kinda really bad, even though the Ten of Cups is a really good card and a good fit for her.

The options I saw were:

>Force someone into the Emperor, even though none of the holos actually fit that card at all
>Cut AzKi from the list... even though she totally deserves to be on there and has a very fitting card
>Find some two holos to pair up onto one card like Okayu and Korone already are -- I just have no idea who would be the pair and on what card
>Leave Luna as the only numbered minor arcana card

Not sure which of those is least bad...

Context:
>>2450657
>>2450681
>>2450711

>> No.2464322
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2464322

Please give the girls sexy summer outfits...

>> No.2464323

>>2464244
>Gura's seen the dinosaur scat anon,

It's only worrying if she's seen the followup posts that only get post at late night...wait

>> No.2464325

>>2464293
it'd be a shame since i really like gura's shark hoodie

>> No.2464327

>>2464251
And I'm glad you're wasting your time here. Good use of time!

>> No.2464328

>>2464281
they call her rei chan..

>> No.2464331

>>2464297
Anon....

>> No.2464333
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2464333

>>2464248

>> No.2464332

>>2464103
i agree with this depiction. very suckable.

>> No.2464334 [DELETED] 

GURA IF YOU ARE READING THIS STREAM RIGHT NOW I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE INA

>> No.2464337

>>2464281
Shark cock sure looks weird

>> No.2464339

>>2464251
Not ugly or a virgin, and don't spend money, I just like cute anime girl streamer. But you have to go back, brother.

>> No.2464340
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2464340

>>2464281

>> No.2464342

>>2464036
her hood is best

>> No.2464343

>best Gura stream in months
>only 7.4k
We lucky few

>> No.2464344

>>2464297
Oh no no no no no

>> No.2464345

I BET YOU HAVE A TAB OPEN TO THIS PLACE WHILE STREAMING

>> No.2464347

>gura knows what a peepee looks like
ohnononono

>> No.2464348

>>2464200
Phimosis bros ww@?

>> No.2464349

>>2464308
A dick with a sounding rod coming out of it

>> No.2464351

>>2464281
teh rei...

>> No.2464353

>>2464200
Anon you don't need to be circumcised to see your glans... you can peel your foreskin right?

>> No.2464355
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2464355

Hello everyone, just stopping here to say I love Mori. But more than that I love all of HoloEN, and also HoloJP! I also really love indies, both of the EN and JP varieties. I love unity more than anything and I will you all well. Have a good night all you.

>> No.2464356

>>2464251
it's really cheap and low-risk compared to the real thing

>> No.2464358

Fellatio you little slut

>> No.2464359

ogey

>> No.2464361

>>2464281
>Gura's true form is a barbed cat penis

>> No.2464362

>>2464251
fuck you bitch I'm beautiful

>> No.2464363

>>2464103
I'm gonna tweet this at her lol

>> No.2464364

>>2464295
A

>> No.2464366
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2464366

>>2464297

>> No.2464367

can someone post a screenshot of the hat rn with strawbry crm? It's so beautiful

>> No.2464368

>>2464200
I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK TO GET MY DICK MUTILATED AND I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN, OKAY??

>> No.2464369

>>2464297
ANONCHAMA?

>> No.2464370

>>2464251
the eastern punjab militia has increased its activity near the contested border, special attention must be put on the region. I recommend you raise the alert to defcon 3, general

>> No.2464371

>>2464355
Why are Deadbeats like this?

>> No.2464373

>>2464339
go talk to a real woman

>> No.2464374

>>2464064
I fucking hate soft roommate posting

>> No.2464375

more like tiny bones

>> No.2464377

>>2464297
americans will never understand the bliss of free fresh cheese every morning

>> No.2464378
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2464378

Hey based!

>> No.2464380

>>2464320
It's amusing how Gura wants to be a catgirl when her mama is Nacho

>> No.2464383

>>2464266
I honestly watched it because I kept seeing Gosling posts and I wanted to know the context
It really was quite nice

>> No.2464384

>>2464322
Every time I see this I can't help but appreciate this genius artist for coming up with the transparent tail

>> No.2464385

>>2464355
HoloES...

>> No.2464387
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2464387

>>2464367

>> No.2464388

>>2464353
uuhhhhhhhh... sure.... haha

>> No.2464389
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2464389

Gawr Gura? More like stinky and smelly.

>> No.2464390

>>2464281
She's going to go back to not wearing the hood agains kek

>> No.2464391

JUST GIVE HER A COWBOY HAT

>> No.2464392

>>2464325
I like the hoodie, don't really like the hat.

>> No.2464393

>>2464385
I'm a native burger...

>> No.2464394
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2464394

>All those bullet put into the guy
>Roboco still didn't manage to knock him down
Apex Legends fucking sucks.

>> No.2464395

>>2464251
I'm having more of a pseudo relationship with this thread then the stream desu

>> No.2464398

>>2464297
Imagine the smell

>> No.2464400

>>2464322
Youtube says no.
Wish they would though, I'd love to see the usual suspects complaining on social media

>> No.2464402

>>2464388
Anonchama?

>> No.2464404
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2464404

>>2464349
Oh God no

>> No.2464405

>>2464200
>tfw mine had to be yeeted at young ge because I could die otherwise
idk bros, at least is easy to clean

>> No.2464406
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2464406

>>2464297
Anon...

>> No.2464407

>>2464302
he's soft-roommate posting. and he's right.

>> No.2464408

>>2464321
Dude how much do you think that would cost.

>> No.2464409
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2464409

>>2464293
It's not the first time that has happened.

>> No.2464410
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2464410

>>2464355
Based

>> No.2464413

>>2464325
me too anon

>> No.2464416
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2464416

>>2464248
They do exist

>> No.2464419

>>2464348
eyyyyyy

>> No.2464420

>>2464394
Git gud or play Horizon. Both work.

>> No.2464421
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2464421

>>2464200
I AM NOT A WHOLE BEING

>> No.2464423
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2464423

>>2464091
It is really weird seeing Ame gives a high standard for the others to catch up now.

>> No.2464424
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2464424

DANGEROUSLY CUTE

>> No.2464425

>>2464387
Thank you friend.. I appreciate (You)

>> No.2464427

That's sugar in a box, Gula...

>> No.2464428

>>2464370
fuck, now we have currycels too, why must we suffer so much

>> No.2464429

>>2464297
Oh dear.

>> No.2464430

>>2464297
ANON WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR COCK?

>> No.2464431

Just posting this to keep track since I have shit memory
This SC reading we learned that
>Gura is a virgin
>Gura wants you to be friends before you fuck a girl
>She goes/used to go outside a lot
>Gura's standards for first dates are VERY HIGH
>"if you can't take her to the mountain then just do e-dating lmao"
>She cringes at herself a lot but is used to it
>Doesn't watch indies
>Has a deadline coming up for something
>Hates her hat because it looks like a rocket ship her dad died in a space ship

>> No.2464433
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2464433

>>2464061
Ame too!

>> No.2464435

>>2464373
I have more female friends than male friends. You need to adjust your normalfag heuristics and accept that your conception of people doesn't align with reality

>> No.2464436

>>2464297
>This anon just checked and is now in fear that he's ripped his penis

>> No.2464437
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2464437

>>2464420
>Play Horizon
FUCK YOU, NERF HORIZON, UNNERF GAS OJISAN THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR AT ALL.

>> No.2464439
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2464439

>i have my drinks that come in a bottle
I'm sure you do, Gura.

>> No.2464440

>>2464091
A new background would be nice

>> No.2464442

Gura's hood looks stupid because the rest of her model doesn't look any different with the hood up. Another copy of the hood is still gathered around her shoulders, which is incredibly lazy. Also holy shit do I see her hair poking out the back too?

>> No.2464443

>>2464431
>>Gura is a virgin
Not just a virgin but the average /fit/izen on top of that!

>> No.2464444
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2464444

>>2464162

>> No.2464445

>tfw you will never buy Gura juiceboxes

>> No.2464447

It has been 6 hours 13 minutes since Gura started her SuperMetroid stream

>> No.2464449
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2464449

>>2464297
I'm circumcised so I wouldn't know, but this isn't real right? Surely you guys clean your dick regularly... right?

>> No.2464451
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2464451

As promised, I'll re-member now that the hood is back. Thank you, Gura.

>> No.2464453
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2464453

Chumbuds?

>> No.2464456
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2464456

>>2464405
parder i can carry several washes worth 'a soap under this here fore-skin and my little whistle will remain clean as a whistle 'til that stops being the case, understood?

>> No.2464457

>>2464251
Just fucking go home and leave us to our pain.

>> No.2464458
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2464458

>>2464437
Literally just aim up lol

>> No.2464460

>>2464402
He doesn't actually have one GIRL ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>> No.2464461

Gura isn't American then?

>> No.2464465
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2464465

>>2464437
AAAAAAAAAA GAS OJI WHY. I JUST WANNA GAS.

>> No.2464464

>>2464297
just remember to put the cap back champ ;)

>> No.2464467

>>2464453
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHAT THE FUCK IS THATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.2464470

>>2464453
i am thoroughly disturbed

>> No.2464469

>>2464416
Kek, what an old reference

>> No.2464472

>>2464442
what's on her head is a hat. what's on her shoulders is a hood. they are not part of the same garment.

>> No.2464473

You dumbfucks need to stop responding to obvious bait.

>> No.2464474

>>2464453
Reminder that Ame loves silver haired girls

>> No.2464475

>>2464375
>send her a red
>she doesnt read it
>makes fun of my bones
I love this shark

>> No.2464477
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2464477

>>2464453
DELETE

>> No.2464478

>>2464431
>very high date standards
>mountain hike
hehe funny shark

>> No.2464479

>>2464442
pay attention to the hood's eye

>> No.2464481

>>2464443
We already know she's gay anon, you don't have to remind us

>> No.2464482

>>2464453
This reminds me of iofi

>> No.2464484

>everybody smiles
haha... yeah...

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2464489

If odds, I member to Gura. If evens, I don't. Let's see what happens.

>> No.2464487

>>2464453
she looks even more autistic

>> No.2464488

>>2464195
Right here!

>> No.2464490
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2464490

>it’s been 6 hours of Gura

>> No.2464491

>Everybody smiles
s-sure haha

>> No.2464492

>>2464449
One of the reasons that parents circumcise is because they don't want to clean their child's dick.

>> No.2464494

>>2464461
she's latinxian

>> No.2464501
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2464501

>everybody smiles

>> No.2464502

>>2464444
Angra Mainyu!?!?!?

>> No.2464503

>>2464431
>(You) will never take Gura for a hike around Denali park
It hurts.

>> No.2464506
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2464506

>>2464443
From earlier

>> No.2464505

>>2464449
I can kinda peel it back, and I wash it, of course

>> No.2464507

>>2464453
>bottom teeth
ruined

>> No.2464508

>>2464481
>YWN go girl watching with Gura to hit on chicks and watch her drop her spaghetti

>> No.2464511
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2464511

You know, I don't really understand this much myself, but for some reason I think it would feel really nice if Polka brought me to the brink of death.
I don't know why, but that sounds really nice. Not dying or being killed, but getting brought to the edge of life and death. Maybe getting choked out until I'm just about to pass out, only for her to stop at the last second, letting the air rush back into me. I feel like that would be the ultimate feeling to have in life, if she did that to me, even though I never thought about this stuff before.
Is this what it means to be an Omaru-za? It seems nice.

>> No.2464513
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2464513

>>2464453
Strong urge to protect and comfort her as a daughter

>> No.2464517
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2464517

>>2464355
Extremely based.

>> No.2464518

>>2464431
>spoiler
yab

>> No.2464520
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2464520

Roboco is in serious mode

>> No.2464521

>>2464443
There's a difference?

>> No.2464522
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2464522

>>2464211

>> No.2464525

>>2464442
Thats cause its a hat, not the hood attatched to her hoodie.

>> No.2464527

>>2464200
THE JEWS STOLE A PERCDNTAGE OF MY COCK

>> No.2464529

I do spend a lot more time smiling thanks to Gura. Maybe it will start to look natural.

>> No.2464530

>>2464440
I've noticed that she doesn't use her new overlay anymore for whatever reason. Might be the new PC not having it, and her being too lazy to transfer it over

>> No.2464532

What's this about youtube deleting views and likes?

>> No.2464531
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2464531

tfw smile so infrequently the muscles used for smiling twitch and spasm from weakness when i try to hold one

>> No.2464533

>>2464456
kek

>> No.2464534

>>2464513
Thats because they tried to mimic Ame's teeth, gosposter

>> No.2464535

>Motorhead
Nice

>> No.2464537

>Sabaton
oh boy

>> No.2464540

>>2464297
>>2464430
>>2464449
I have Phimosis to anon it's going to be ok......It won't

>> No.2464541

I don't think anyone was thinking Motorhead

>> No.2464542

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

>> No.2464543
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2464543

>>2464511
Man Omaruza are based yet weird

>> No.2464544

>Recently learned about Sabaton
>Swedish
YAB

>> No.2464545
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2464545

PLEASE SING SABATON PLEASE

>> No.2464546
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2464546

uh oh...

>> No.2464547

>>2464501
>>2464491
>>2464484
>He didn't spend his entire middle and high school and adult life putting on a smile because of his resting bitch face.

>> No.2464548

>>2464511
Where the fuck did biohack omaru-za go

>> No.2464549

Based gura. Sabaton is awesome

>> No.2464552

>>2464489
better post proof

>> No.2464553
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2464553

>>2464484
>>2464501
A smile is an easier muscle movement than a frown!

>> No.2464554

What a boomer

>> No.2464557

>>2464460
The dumbest rrat is THEY'RE HERE. This is the second dumbest rrat. There are no girls left in /hlgg/, they all fled to the splits.

>> No.2464558

>>2464281
Futa shark

>> No.2464559

>>2464453
Still cute
Looks kinda like Nadeko

>> No.2464562

>>2464297
post cheese

>> No.2464563

Wow Gura has shit taste

>> No.2464565

I guess the fanbase does reflect the oshi afterall...

>> No.2464567
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2464567

>Sabaton
Based shark

>> No.2464564

>>2464521
She's a very autistic virgin

>> No.2464566

>>2464535
>>2464537
>>2464541
NEXT KARAOKE

>> No.2464568

>sabaton
mmmmmmm... hmmmm

>> No.2464570

gura do you listen to burzum

>> No.2464571

>is into sabaton
>learning german from kiara
ww2 karaoke when

>> No.2464572

>Sabaton
Fuck she's a Paradox Redditor nooooooo

>> No.2464573

>>2464230
Which head?

>> No.2464574

>She likes Sabaton
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.2464576

If gura tried to shake her head up and down and you focused on the hood's eyes you would lose all your sanity

>> No.2464575

>Gura listens to sabaton
Paradoxbros, how do we get her to play 'tism games?

>> No.2464578

>>2464544
YEB

>> No.2464580

>>2464540
Anon...

>> No.2464581

>>2464472
>>2464525
That's even dumber. Why wear a hat when you're already wearing a hoodie?

>> No.2464582

>>2464544
I dont get it

>> No.2464583

>>2464513
Do you think Gosling is aware of his status as a Jungian archetype of lonely depressed men on the Internet?

>> No.2464584

>>2464547
Fuck you

>> No.2464587

>>2464506
now that was a fucking wild thread
his explanation of "flex a 'cep" was hilarious

>> No.2464589

Gura listening to swedish power metal? weird

>> No.2464590

GURA CAN YOU STOP BEING BASED FOR 5 MINUTES?

>> No.2464591

>>2464544
>Sabaton
literally first google result
>Top stories
>Former Sabaton guitarist Rikard Sundén
convicted of child sex abuse, possession of child pornography
>Guitar World·2 days ago
discord bros, I don't feel so good...

>> No.2464596

>>2464532
AND subs.
>ina's member stream likes dropping
>kiara and azki's subcounts dropping
>gura's likes and viewer disappearing
it's been happening since yesterday.
susan is a nigger.

>> No.2464595

>>2464572
>>2464575
This really is quite the diverse corner of 4chan

>> No.2464597

>>2464557
There's actually only one gender, men, and men without penises

>> No.2464599

FROM THE MIST A SHAPE

>> No.2464604

I got recommended sabaton on youtube a little bit ago despite not really listening to metal.

>> No.2464605
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2464605

>>2464548
No, that's also me. I just think I'm starting to understand things a bit more after a month of this. I feel closer than I did before.

>> No.2464606
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2464606

>>2464552
Too lazy to screenshot. You'll know it.

>> No.2464609

[Good News] Gura is juggling ON STREAM

>> No.2464611

>>2464479
What am I looking for, anon?

>> No.2464610

GURA NO

>> No.2464612

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek6tUObW1FA
I'm pretty sure one of you was looking for this mashup. Or was it someone else? Eh, whatever.

>> No.2464613

>>2464431
I liked when she dodged the favorite indie question and when chat pressed her she admitted that she only cares about HoloLive lol

>> No.2464614
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>>2464606
Based nanora

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>>2464606
i got you

>> No.2464616

>>2464557
Based newfag

>> No.2464618

>>2464520
GO ROBOCO GO!

>> No.2464619

303 days below the sun

>> No.2464620

>>2464251
Yes and?

>> No.2464625

>>2464591
THE WORLD IS GLORIOUS AND PURE
https://youtu.be/yJDBmP9Mexk

>> No.2464624

>>2464605
Oh, since you stopped giving updates I thought you might've done something stupid, carry on then.

>> No.2464626

>>2464557
cope

>> No.2464628
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GURA...

>> No.2464630

at least you tried gura

>> No.2464636
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...Doesn't Polka not know how to juggle either?

>> No.2464637

GURA IS ABOUT TO EAT THE STRAWBERRYS THAT FELL ONTO HER UNVACCUMED FLOOR
IM GONNA THROW THE FUCK UP

>> No.2464640

>>2464606
based

>> No.2464641

>>2464583
He chooses to take all of these roles, I would be surprised if he didn't feel at least a little bit of affinity with that kind of idea.
If it was just Drive then probably not, but he's made a lot of movies like that.

>> No.2464642

NO FUCKING WAY

>> No.2464643

>can sing like a goddess
>can't whistle
What the fuck?

>> No.2464644
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Just joined the stream, why is Gura drinking and signing circus songs?

Also Gura is extra HER today

>> No.2464645

>>2464575
she has the autism but unfortunately not the attention span

>> No.2464647

>>2464625
Verdun?

>> No.2464649

>swedish
Sorry, I only remember that SCREAMING FOOD CHANNEL WITH THE BUFF GUYS.

>> No.2464651

>>2464552
>>2464615
oh nononono
a new spam viewers joined

>> No.2464652

>your oshi
>can she whistle?

>> No.2464654

>>2464511
Clussy really do be makin niggas act different huh

>> No.2464655

>>2464591
He hasn't been a member of the band for 8 years

>> No.2464656

Is Gura the Dan Quayle of hololive?

>> No.2464660

>Gura watched gen 5 debut
>Watched Sex graduate
>Got into Sabaton recently
>Sex retweeted Sabaton recently

>> No.2464662
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>>2464582
Gura has online friends. Gonna cry?

>> No.2464663

>>2464649
REGULAR ORDINARY SWEDISH MEAL TIME

NO BEER, THIS IS REGULAR...!

>> No.2464664

>sabaton
A Christian girl like Gura probably listens to this all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtbbIB776ks

>> No.2464665
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GURA ORUKA?

>> No.2464666

>>2464591
Holy shit

>> No.2464667

SHAR HAR HARK MENTION

>> No.2464668

I was thinking Ame was going to stream today but I realized it's already Monday

>> No.2464669

BIRD GURA NEVER
>SHARHARHARHARHAR

>> No.2464670

>Shark laugh
KINO
KINO

>> No.2464671

SHAHAHAHAHARK

>> No.2464674
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its ogey Gura... Juggling is hard...

>> No.2464675

What metal song, or at the very least, song from a metal band/singer would actually fit Gura?

>> No.2464677

>>2464636
She did a pretty poor attempt at it during her 3D debut, that's for sure.

>> No.2464679

>>2464261
Dude you dont seem to understand what you are talking about, you need to buy those accounts then pay for membership for each one of them, you are implying someone would go to the hurdle of setting all that up while paying some chinks or pajeets for it, when you can just hand that money directly to the vtuber itself.
Why are you going through all these mental gymnastics to justify youtube shit coding and procedures? this isn't happening just to ina is happening across the board, you would also need to explain that.

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>> No.2464683

>>2464606
based anon delivers

>> No.2464684

>>2464624
Nothing groundbreaking to really report, you know?
There's no need to post every day going
>hey guys, I'm still making my project as close to perfect as I can get it, see you tomorrow
Maybe when I breakthrough and get it perfect I can update but otherwise, no need. But I still talk about Polka.

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>> No.2464686

>>2464572
>>2464575
what the fuck does sabaton have to do with paradox games

>> No.2464689

Gura is drug free!

>> No.2464690
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>>2464652
She cannot.

>> No.2464691

g-good job!

>> No.2464692

Gooruh...

>> No.2464693

>>2464675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylyqoxh-cXk

>> No.2464695

GURA LOVES DRUGS

>> No.2464701

GURA THINKS SMOKING CRACK IS A GOOD THING? THE FUCK? THIS SHARK IS MESSED UP

>> No.2464702

KEK GURA

>> No.2464707

>>2464701
This shark is FUCKED

>> No.2464708

>>2464662
At least she has a dad

>> No.2464711

>>2464675
The unforgiven

>> No.2464712

>>2464681
Holy shit, gymnast and deliverywoman redditors

>> No.2464713

>>2464394
The TTK is very high in Apex relative to other FPS games. That said, you can still get hosed down in under 3 seconds via a fast firing gun and decent aim control. The main consequence to the TTK is you can't plink squads off from range unless all three members of the squad are somehow out of cover or keep trying to trade shots.

the TTK and healing lets the mobility and player abilities shine a bit more. Proper positioning is key so you can take potshots at people or take them by surprise, and most of the abilities are basically ways to defend the approach going towards the enemy rather than outright killing/ways to prevent easy approach to your position. Downside of the TTK though is 3rd parties are a lot more common compared to BR's. Unless you clear out a squad like a SWAT team and take everyone out in seconds, the prolonged firefights attract other squads.

tl;dr git gud on positioning and shooting in that order

>> No.2464714

GURA LETS GET HIGH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.2464715

Gura...

>> No.2464718
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>>2464200
If you do your Shallys and Heroine Audition reps daily, you'll get a small percentage of your foreskin back with each passing day! This message has been approved by the AkiRosenthal Corporation.

>> No.2464720

>>2464675
Nightwish

>> No.2464721

Drugs are bad mmkay

>> No.2464722

i am so grateful that hololive exists and that gura is so kind to do these streams. this stimulus is just enough to trick my brain into feeling like i am hanging out with a cute girl who pays some attention to me. i feel so much better all the time now.

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YAB

>> No.2464724

Passing a drug test is good though?

>> No.2464725

420 BLAZE IT

>> No.2464728

gura.......

>> No.2464729

>>2464449
Honestly if it wasn't for porn, I probably would have never found out you could feel back. Since the first time you peel back your foreskin it's super sensitive to the point of pain so it's like your body telling you to stop it.

>> No.2464731

you can hear enma panicking

>> No.2464732

>gura's heavy metal heart ached for motörhead .. T^T

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>>2464647

>> No.2464735

>>2464707
am i watching the shark who smoked whipped crack ON STREAM?

>> No.2464736

>>2464675
Digital Bath - Deftones

>> No.2464739

Goo-gooruh...

>> No.2464741

>>2464725
DUDE

>> No.2464742

>>2464683
That one anon who posted that they passed the EN auditions was right!
>>2464679

>> No.2464744

I think I’m dumb I thought passing a drug test was a good thing

>> No.2464745

>Gura likes drugs
>Mori smokes the Devil's Grass
>Ame implies drugs with the Watson Concoction
Why is HoloEN full of junkies?

>> No.2464747

>>2464720
I was just thinking that too
nice

>> No.2464751

When is this doujin getting translated
https://exhentai.org/g/1869556/40e1dfeeca/

>> No.2464754

>>2464707
by ME

>> No.2464753
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don't worry. bath salts are legal.

>> No.2464756

>>2464686
Redditors who post about paradox games have a reputation for LARPing as Nordics and talking about how they really want Kaiserreich to get a sequel mod but about Hitler this time

>> No.2464758
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Gura.....

>> No.2464759

>wahmen
based

>> No.2464760
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>Gura's greatest superchat reading ever is the one where she whips out bloop, her trident, her hood, says "a" and "shahahark"

I think there's a lot of anons ITT who have some self-reflection to do.

>> No.2464761

>>2464675
Don't know if considered metal but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znW-P7lMKjU

>> No.2464762

>Passing a drug test means you have drugs in you
No it doesn't, not sure if all these people are NEETs or underage.

>> No.2464764

Gura...

>> No.2464766

>w*mans
bros, Im literally ngmi

>> No.2464767

>>2464724
Yea she understood it correctly the first time. Failing the drug test means drugs.

>> No.2464769

I may be autistic but at least I'm not nearly as bad as the people that superchat Gura for advice with women

>> No.2464770

>>2464686
https://store.steampowered.com/app/415680/Europa_Universalis_IV_Sabaton_Soundtrack/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/584141/Music__Hearts_of_Iron_IV_Sabaton_Soundtrack_Vol_2/
you tell me anon

>> No.2464772

>>2464707
>>2464735
>Down to one stream a week
Bros.....it hurts

>> No.2464774

>>2464744
passing a drug test means you dont have traces of drugs in your body retard, it IS a good thing

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>> No.2464776

please stop asking my oshi for advice about women she clearly is as clueless as the rest of us

>> No.2464777

girls in this thread: i need to be around more girls please reply to this post girls i need to be around you more

>> No.2464779

But Gura how do I find wahmens to talk to

>> No.2464781
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2464781

Does Gura smoke crack?

>> No.2464783

I can't peel it back bros, am I fucked or something....?

>> No.2464785

Pierce bros?

>> No.2464786

>>2464745
NA people are more willing to smoke weed even tho the "war on drugs" started there.

>> No.2464787

>>2464675
Mr. Bungle

>> No.2464788

>>2464606
based.

>> No.2464789

>>2464641
Agreed. There's a unified depression and detachment in many of his roles. I'm guessing that he has something like that inside himself and it's what lends authenticity and relatability to his performances. First Man, Drive, Only God Forgives, Lars, Blade Runner all have that undercurrent. Truly /ourguy/

>> No.2464791

>>2464777
watch holostars and we can talk about it

>> No.2464792

>>2464772
he HATES streaming!

>> No.2464794

>>2464744
Do you pass a covid test?

>> No.2464795

>>2464783
Either underage or phimosis.

>> No.2464797

>>2464783
girls are going to laugh at your phimosis dong anon

>> No.2464799

>>2464745
They wanted to join HoloMeth but signed up for HoloMyth by mistake.

>> No.2464801

>>2464760
if by whipping them you mean "executing them onstream" yeah sure

>> No.2464804

>>2464777
h-hi anon *blushes*

>> No.2464805

>>2464769
i want to believe that what they really wanted to ask was "gura, how do i get a girlfriend like you", and that this was the way they thought it wouldn't sound creepy.

>> No.2464808
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>No Indies
>No vshit
>No nijinigger
>Only Hololive
I hope you chumbabbies follow this shark philosophy.
That's actually quite based.

>> No.2464810

>>2464783
You'll get it chopped anon....

>> No.2464811

>>2464745
join KFP.
kiara won't even drink alc*hol

>> No.2464812

>>2464783
Post pictures so we can make sure what the problem is bro, keep a knife close by too

>> No.2464814

Gura is going to be getting a lot more dating superchats from now on isn't she?

>> No.2464816

>how do i stop my brain from shutting down around wahmens
kek

>> No.2464818

>>2464794
If you're taking it to be able to partake in some activity, yes.

>> No.2464820

>>2464795
I could peel that shit all the way back when I was 5, dude has phimosis

>> No.2464822

>>2464783
Yeah, it's gonna fall off.
If you're underage b& it's literally nothing to worry about, it gets easier with age.

>> No.2464823

>>2464675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIqGMtLGmOA
>Young person assuming the throne before anyone thinks they are ready and rolling through everyone

>> No.2464825
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>>2464783
Google phimosis

>> No.2464826
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>>2464783
I can peel it back with my mouth

>> No.2464828

>>2464799
FreeBased

>> No.2464831

>>2464783
you don't have to go all the way down
>>2464812
is this >our weapon against the period posting?

>> No.2464834

>>2464808
are you on the past?

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>be around wahmen more
>end up hating wahmen
wait goobluh help

>> No.2464839

>>2464762
yeah, passing a drug test means you don't have the drugs they're looking for in your system.
unless the test is looking for the drugs..? like a >have you been taking your meds test..?
and that's just stupid, never heard of that

>> No.2464840

Uohh my cream is melting in Gura's hands

>> No.2464841

>>2464783
yes see a doctor

>> No.2464844

Whoa that’s totally POGGERS Gura

>> No.2464845

>>2464713
This is why all the other snipers besides the Kraber are fucking trash
I've had success with the Longbow because of the fire rate but there's just too many places you can take cover from

>> No.2464846

>>2464625
>>2464544
Didn't someone put one of their songs in Bubb4bot recently?

>> No.2464849

>>2464814
Please no...

>> No.2464850
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>> No.2464851

>>2464783
How old are you anon?

>> No.2464852

>>2464783
Find doujinshi with phimosis tags

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>>2464808
im happy kiara BTFO'd the tranny, but vsh*jo...
help me cope.

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>> No.2464860

>>2464675
Probably some shit by Primus. John the Fisherman, too many puppies, something like that
>>2464736
You think so? I feel like it's a little too dark for Goorah

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>>2464799
wonder who made that change

>> No.2464862

>>2464808
That's my oshi!

>> No.2464865

>>2464783
the cheese...

>> No.2464867

>>2464783
You have Phimosis anon, masturbating will be normal but if you ever actually try to have sex...well ER visit will come. I hope your still young and can fix with cream

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>>2464808
>not grooming your very own 2view into a clone of yourself to memetically reproduce without losing your virg*nity

>> No.2464872

>>2464769
>i'll post on 4chan that i'm better with women than people who bait gura for fun content
anon i have bad news

>> No.2464873
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Goora's tiny hole...

>> No.2464878

>>2464850
quick lad, did my work for me

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>>2464850

>> No.2464883

>>2464776
That's why she needs to be asked.

>> No.2464882

>>2464823
I need to hear this from gura, its my favorite sabaton song

>> No.2464885

>>2464769
I'm convinced it's fags trying to probe "how experienced Gura is in a relationship"

>> No.2464887

>>2464783
I haven't done it for 30 years, never any problems, you will be fine

>> No.2464889

>>2464808
Almost but Koopa and Patra are still cool to me

>> No.2464891
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>>2464835
Being around wahmen IRL made me dislike wahmen more than 4channel ever could.

>> No.2464894

If dubs I'll member gura

>> No.2464895

>>2464783
if you have never done it, it may literally be glued in place by smegma. Try warm/hot water and pulling back slowly but with force. Stop if it starts to hurt a lot.

>> No.2464896

Do you think Gura passed the hololive drug test or did they sweep it under the rug?

>> No.2464901

>>2464820
I remember mine had a this weird circle of skin connecting the head to my foreskin that I popped back one day in the shower and the water fuckin hurt

>> No.2464902

>>2464860
cherry waves then

>> No.2464905

>>2464679
Why do I need to pay others to do it? I can create hundreds of accounts & members by myself, it might take half a day, but I only need to do it once, unlike SC.
IT IS shit coding & procedure. It is mostly due to the dislike spams when government-related video is posted & Youtube tries to remove that, the others just get the side effect from it.

>> No.2464907

>>2464852
No such thing because all the girls magically cure it by just sliding if down. it doesn't work like that

>> No.2464909

>>2464808
pikameee..............

>> No.2464911

>>2464777
just be yourself my man
also checked

>> No.2464912

>for health
oh no bros. she really does need to see that doctor

>> No.2464915
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Since Gura's advice on getting women is shit, lets hear YOUR advice. I know some of you have a gf/wife or are female, come on lets hear it.

>> No.2464916

Gura covers Parkway Drive when?
https://youtu.be/QmtRMoMWUKE

>> No.2464917

>>2464787

>>2464860
Also a good choice

>> No.2464919

>>2464857
Chicken doesn't know any better, don't lose hope kfp

>> No.2464922

>>2464889
IMAGINE if she said Kwappi, holy shit

>> No.2464925

>>2464839
Doctors will sometimes order a drug test to see if a patient is taking meds because some patients are retards. It's less frequent than testing for drugs of abuse, though.

>> No.2464928

>Veggietales
The Christians rrats grow

>> No.2464929
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2464929

would this board improve if it had webm with sounds?

>> No.2464934

>>2464873
>>2464859
>>2464850
Quick! Cum in it while it's open!

>> No.2464932

>>2464808
Your oshi was an indie at some point, gotta support the up-and-comers that deserve it.

>> No.2464933

THE RRATS

>> No.2464936

>>2464811
I kinda do want her to try like one drinking stream though. I know she mentioned it once passively as she's super sensitive to it but I think it would be fun for a one-off thing or even for an off collab someday

>> No.2464939

I just got an ad with Haachama's voice and a blonde loli. It was for a mobile game

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>>2464783
Eeeh? What's this ojisan? A filthy tiny phimosis dick? Ahahaha, that's so pathetic! It looks sooooo gross too, no wonder you're like this lol.

>> No.2464943

Fuck off with Cats.
Jesus fucking christ.

>> No.2464942

>>2464929
Yes

>> No.2464945

>Gura watched vegietales
CHRISTIANCHADS WW@?

>> No.2464948

>>2464872
kek I don't know how thats what you're taking away from my post but ok. I really am I not saying I'm good with women

>> No.2464949

THEY

>> No.2464950
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I don't know how much more of this I can take. If God's love existed then he wouldn't have made this shark girl to torture us like this.

>> No.2464951

>would you watch cats with ame

which one of you? please stop..

>> No.2464952

>>2464835
Vtubers are unironically the only thing keeping me from going full misogynist. I need to get out of Toronto

>> No.2464953

>Cats
Are you fucking kidding me

>> No.2464954

>>2464814
>Gura, I took your advice and got a restraining order. LET'S GO

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>>2464929
you don't?

>> No.2464957

I'm not sure what people are accomplishing with asking Gura's dating questions aside from knowing how to get into her pants

>> No.2464958

>Idiocracy references in chat
... they aren't so bad.

>> No.2464959

FUCK CATSFAGGOTS

>> No.2464962

>>2464929
absolutely.

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>>2464916
>song about all the leeches

>> No.2464965

>>2464867
Wait why an ER visit...?

>> No.2464966

DAMN IT DAGGER

>> No.2464968 [SPOILER] 
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>>2464929
It already does

>> No.2464969

>>2464915
dont date if you dont have your life together
dont date someone that doesnt have their life together

>> No.2464973

>>2464915
nigga just be normal for a second you'll be fine. people accept your flaws once youve got your foot in the door

>> No.2464975

For some reason this is an exceedingly comfy and warm SC reading. Feels different than normal

>> No.2464976

>>2464915
Stop posting here. The rest will come naturally.

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>>2464915
I don't fuckin know dude women just come up to me at parties and start talking while I'm trying to rant about microgreens and how feeding kids mcdonalds and lunchables from birth gives them brain damage

>> No.2464979

>>2464857
>>2464919
i don't blame her that much, mainly because most people don't know anything about the pre-vshojo yabs.

>> No.2464982

I'll watch Cats with Ame and Gura but don't think I'm happy about it.
I hope that faggot sc'er dies.

>> No.2464983

>>2464929
absolutely

>> No.2464985

>>2464929
I think most boards would

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>>2464915
give up

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>>2464781
The Chinese Aint Do Tiananmen Square, I Did

>> No.2464989

>>2464835
my female co-workers were very kind to me and supportive friends. what kind of women are you guys around that makes you hate them so much?

>> No.2464990

>>2464729
wait, tell me more, I turned 18 a month ago, little experience.

>> No.2464993

>>2464916
Sadly she said she's not into anything with screaming so rest in peace Mallcore Gura

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2464994

Watch Cats chumbuds.

>> No.2464995

>>2464915
No one actually takes the real advice anon. Anons that are that jaded just want everything to magically happen for them.

>> No.2464998

>>2464969
Actually good advice

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>>2464975
Honestly feels like a members chatting stream. Good stuff.

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YOUR OSHI -WILL- WATCH CATZ

I WILL THEN PROCEED TO NOT CARE BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT JP HOLOS

>> No.2465003

>>2464978
This is someone pretending to be Damascus, isn't it?

>> No.2465002

>>2464915
unironically the two girlfriends I ever had were gotten in a similar way to Gura’s advice

>> No.2465004

>>2464965
LET
IT
RIP

>> No.2465005

Quick SC log anon what did she laugh at

>> No.2465006

>>2464777
Considering that THEY'RE ALL HERE, there's a chance one of the Hololive girls replied to your post.

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>>2464978
>rant about microgreens and how feeding kids mcdonalds and lunchables from birth gives them brain damage
go on

>> No.2465011

Gura's advice on getting woman should just be, don't be ugly. If she was based that's what she would say.

>> No.2465012

>>2464978
That means they can sense your huge cock

>> No.2465013
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>>2464915
Improve yourself physically and mentally to the point where you feel proud to be yourself, then talk to women who share interests with you and/or meet them through friends.
And please understand that "improve yourself" does NOT mean "give up your hobbies to try and pretend to be a normalfag," people don't like fakers.

>> No.2465014

>>2464915
Don't waste years of your life endlessly worrying about sex and shit.

>> No.2465015

Your oshi WILL watch cats

>> No.2465016

>>2464915
Dont date your best friend girlfriend, is only trouble

>> No.2465018

>>2464982
Same

>> No.2465017

>>2464934
That was on the strawberries

>> No.2465019

>>2464969
No one can date their oshi then

>> No.2465020

>>2464936
a drunk kiara would be god-tier.
onegai...

>> No.2465022

Cover when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtHr7gluh08

>> No.2465023
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>>2464945
LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOO

>> No.2465024

>>2464994
I thought we were friends, tako
t. sharkodachi

>> No.2465027

do u think gura & ame will take a bath together in their offcallab??

>> No.2465028
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>>2464929
If only there was some sort of extension that allowed that...

>> No.2465029

>>2464915
be attractive
dont be unattractive
have self respect before you respect women

>> No.2465033

>>2464982
Should've asked about Scarface

>> No.2465040

>>2465015
but I already watched the shitty Avatar movie...

>> No.2465046

will she read the chris supa?

>> No.2465050

>>2465029
can't give what you don't have

>> No.2465054

>>2465027
They're not Japanese so doubtful. I mean either of them could try to invite the other but I doubt it would work.

>> No.2465055

>>2465027
Probably not

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>>2465000
no se wont

>> No.2465056

>>2464915
here are things that have worked for me:
- steal her from your brother
- hire her to draw your EP cover
- get her drunk while she's mad at her husband

>> No.2465058

I wasn't paying attention, did she answer if she would watch Cats?

>> No.2465059

>>2464850
Fellatio, you little slut

>> No.2465060

>>2465028
>wanting browser bloat

>> No.2465061

>>2464814
i haven't cared for a while. at this point she's more like a friend who sometimes gets on my nerves and i'm learning to cope with it.

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Somebody said Cats?

>> No.2465063

>>2464915
Make an attempt to find a girl that shares your interests

>> No.2465064

>>2465002
You're not seriously telling me you asked 2 girls on discord for a LAN party, right?

>> No.2465066
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>>2464929
how new? even gifs have sounds now

>> No.2465067

>>2465011
people uglier than you are having sex RIGHT NOW anon. The kind of girls who only have sex with attractive men are not the kind of girls you should be going for.

>> No.2465070

>Open Gura Stream
>See chat
>It's awful
>Close Gura Stream
I hope they pay her extra to have an audience like that

>> No.2465071

>>2465015
Fuck off, Anya

>> No.2465072

tickle mention

>> No.2465073
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2465073

>Gura giving a top-tier SC
>good JPs on too
>Thread is ultra-slow

>> No.2465074

>>2465019
Don't date a celebrity unless you are one yourself.

>> No.2465075

>>2464915
My experience is that if you are merely in contact with women regularly, you will get women. This means you need to get a job where you talk to women, be in school/dorm, join a club, whatever, and it'll happen naturally where you have chemistry with someone and they flirt and you flirt back and it goes from there.

>> No.2465077

>>2465046
I hope so, I think she will unless she burns out right before the end.

>> No.2465078

>>2465029
I fail all three aspects

>> No.2465079

>>2464973
i like guys like you who say nigga on 4chan like this, youre fun

>> No.2465082

>>2464845
Depends on your team.
If paired up with aggressive teammates/an Octane you can take potshots from afar while circling around to a different angle. It's pretty easy to catch people trying to take cover from your other team mates and delete them with sniper shots.

Also amped Sentinel is basically a 'No' button for enemy approaches; breaks everything below a purple and headshots can break even red shields in one shot. Not allowed to miss though

>> No.2465084

>>2464968
>>2465028
Right but I think he's saying we shouldn't need a workaround just to make webms produce audio when they can already do that by themselves

>> No.2465085

>>2464804
hi ame

>> No.2465086

>>2465058
>The broadway version or the movie? I mean I like bad movies so I'd be up for watching whatever.

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>deep tissue tickle torture

>> No.2465092

>>2465073
They're actually watching the streams.

>> No.2465093

>>2465024
Now we can all watch it together.
EN Cats watchalong

>> No.2465095

>>2464945
Veggietales brainwashed here representing

>> No.2465096

I've watched half of the original Cats musical with my ex, it was terrible, she noticed I was really not enjoying it, and stopped it. 2 of 4 hours is all I was able to handle.

>> No.2465099

>>2465060
>bloat

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>>2464915
Read books about it I read 20 books

>> No.2465101

>>2465064
Fuck I forgot about that part, no not that. I meant they had been my friends long before I dated them

>> No.2465102

>>2464999
Agreed, super good stuff so far

>> No.2465103

>>2465022
I remember this song used to get referenced a lot in a certain MMO I used to play..

>> No.2465104

>One of my friends almost got married there
QUICK triangulate her location!

>> No.2465105

>>2465015
Ina and Kiara are gonna watch it together. So yeah, she will. And I will too. The shit I do for this tako bitch unbelievable.

>> No.2465106

>>2464915
have your life in shape and actually talk to woman. Chance that you find a spark will happen but at least you might get your virginity taken

>> No.2465107

>>2465066
>one of the top 3 best designs in all of hololive was wasted on someone who streams once a month

>> No.2465108

>>2464965
If you have real Phimosis and you forceably react the foreskin via intercourse it could become stuck on your dick in a ring and cause a tight painful hold on your dick, basically choke hold on your dick.

>> No.2465117

>>2465073
getting late in parts of burgerland

>> No.2465125

Can someone explain to me what is going on with Cats? I've missed some of the recent streams and I don't really get what's going on.

>> No.2465124

>>2465091
I want to make someone laugh like that....

>> No.2465129

>>2465028
It's just not the same. It pains me to no end having to post a soundpost just to hear it, why have a collection if I need this shitty website to use it?

>> No.2465131

I stopped going to /r9k/ for a reason, now stop relationship posting!

>> No.2465132

>>2465084
Counterpoint: Anon was trying to bait people into soundposting

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>> No.2465134

>>2464915
my advice isn't going to be much better than hers and only partially pertains to dating, but first realize that literally everyone around has no idea what they're doing and is a self conscious mess just like you and fake confidence until you wake up one day find you're no longer faking it. you're gonna fail at a lot of shit in your life including dating, everyone does, the only options are to either give up or just keep trying until you succeed.

>> No.2465137

>>2464915
Play Final Fantasy XIV, join a big guild and just party with people and be a bro. Worked for my friend, he ended up getting married and has kids now.

>> No.2465139

>>2465078
the secret is attractive doesnt mean physically attractive. when you figure this out youll make it

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Don't talk shit about attack on titan!

>> No.2465141

>they took the skin off
Phimosis anon, where you at?

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>>2465073
20 posts a minute is ultra slow to you?

>> No.2465145

>>2465125
It's all Anya's fault. It's how she's decided to exact her revenge upon the people who don't watch her.

>> No.2465146

>>2465104
She was reading the SC

>> No.2465147

>>2465073
>Good JPs on too
It's only Watame and she's playing Monster Hunter

>> No.2465148

At least watch the Death Note Netflix movie Gura...it's something that I can make fun about it without feeling absolute disgust

>> No.2465149

i saw an off-broadway production of "cats" in the 1990s with my grandma. i am conflicted about it because i love t.s. eliot and hate andrew lloyd webber. i will definitely watch it with gurandma though.

>> No.2465150

>>2464915
Listen to this guy >>2465075
The only reason I'm not a virgin is because I got a job as a waiter and worked with girls I'd go get drunk with after work

>> No.2465154

When is the next time we're gonna see Gura? Wednesday?

>> No.2465159

Oh shit I remember the body world exhibit, it was really cool

>> No.2465158

>>2465096
she's too nice, she should have gotten you some booze and let you laugh.

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>>2465091
Gura is an S. Would she actually enjoy this?

>> No.2465162

>>2464915
I don't have a fuckin clue.
Multiple women approached -me- when I was in college, I married the first one that flat out asked me out.
It lasted a decade, she left when she got tired of how completely autistic I am.
I haven't spoken to a woman in a romantic fashion since.
Gura's advice isn't bad, but it's not like it's universal? Everyone is different.

>> No.2465163

>>2465125
Taiga won

>> No.2465164

>>2464905
>I can create hundreds of accounts & members by myself
You could "try" all you would achieve is get those accounts put on ice and flagged for fraud.
why do you insist on discussing something when you don't know how half the system works?

>> No.2465171

would you take Gura on a date to the mutter museum?

>> No.2465173

FUCKIN DEADBEATS

>> No.2465176

>skeleton inside me
I'M A FUCKING DEADBEAT?

>> No.2465177

There is a DEADBEAT inside you RIGHT NOW

>> No.2465180

>you are now aware of your own skeleton

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>>2465143
Not him but sometimes it actually does

I genuinely don't go anywhere else in 4chan now, everything else feels like a snail world

>> No.2465183

>>2465137
this works great if you are into landwhales or trannies

>> No.2465186

>>2465073
I'm just relaxing with Gura, anon. What'd you want me to say?

>> No.2465188

>>2465104
Was Gura talking about herself? I thought that was the guy in the SC

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>>2465073
>good JPs
what do you mean? all JPs are good

>> No.2465189

What the FUCK??? Gura has a skeleton?????

>> No.2465191

>>2465073
It's 1 AM here.
Younger audience probably already go to sleep now there's only oji-san left.

>> No.2465192

Fuck off deadbeats, get out of my body wtf

>> No.2465193

>Skeletons inside people
Stop doxxing me you bitch!

>> No.2465194

>>2465154
probably

>> No.2465196

gura is acting kinda sussy today

>> No.2465199
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>>2464915
DO:
>talk to them
>be a decent human being with self-respect
>have a passion and enough social skills to make it sound interesting
DON'T:
>attempt to commit global genocide for pussy
>tell them you've always hated them
It's that easy

>> No.2465200

THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE OF YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.2465202

>There's a skeleton inside you
Too bad I don't have my skeleton folder anymore.

>> No.2465205

FUCK OFF DEADBEATS. GET AWAY FROM MY OSHI

>> No.2465207

we're all deadbeats... CAUSE THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW

>> No.2465206

>>2465171
I'd take her anywhere

>> No.2465208

Wait, I'm a deadbeat?

>> No.2465209

LEEEEEEEOOOOOOOON

>> No.2465211

>>2465073
>Good JPs on too
Watame's good, but that's only one JP

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GET THIS FUCKING SKELETON OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.2465214
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>There's a deadbeat inside every human

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>>2465125
Cats(2019) is good and you should watch it

>> No.2465219

LEON FUCK MY SISTER!!!!!

>> No.2465222

SHE READ IT

>> No.2465223

LEON PLEASE

>> No.2465224

Why when she is idling she is doing fast but small movements with her whole body?

>> No.2465225
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FUCK MY SISTER GURA

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>>2465107
At least she still streams

>> No.2465228

>>2465154
10% tuesday, 80% wednesday, 10% thursday

>> No.2465229

>>2465158
She wasn't exactly nice anon, shes an ex for a reason. I'm not getting into it.

>> No.2465226

>she's reading the Chris SC
BASED

>> No.2465231

No way fag

>> No.2465232

LEON FUCK MY SISTER

>> No.2465233

SHE NAMED HER CAT ALBERT WHISKERS, LEON

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>Chrisposter SC

that was someone from here huh?

>> No.2465235

LEON!
WHY WON'T YOU FUCK MY SISTER!

>> No.2465236

NO WAY FAG

>> No.2465237

LEEEEEEON MY SISTERRRR

>> No.2465238

LEEEOOOONN

>> No.2465240

doot

>> No.2465241

CHRIS FUCK OFF

>> No.2465242

>>2465208
are you into scat?

>> No.2465244

Which one of you brilliant faggots did it?

>> No.2465245

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlU76wEc33k

>> No.2465247

Oh fuck not a skeleton... I’M FEELING THE URGE TO DOXXXXX

>> No.2465246

Holy shit she read the chris sc

>> No.2465249

if gura says NWF

>> No.2465250

>>2465171
no but id go hang out with her as a friend

>> No.2465252

She knows the Chris Redfield memes.

>> No.2465255

LEON YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY SISTER TO PRESERVE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE

>> No.2465256
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2465256

EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN! Who here ISN'T a deadbeat?

>> No.2465260

>>2465020
yeah I really wanted someone to super her and suggest maybe having Mori babysit her getting drunk whenever she goes to visit japan again. Or any other member who is experienced in getting drunk (Mori is probably the only one she'd be willing for imo). Or just a solo stream works but idk what she would do or bounce off of

>> No.2465261

If you think about it we are brains with jellyfish legs piloting flesh mechs.

>> No.2465263

LEON PLEASE

>> No.2465264

GURA KNOWS ABOUT CHRISPOSTING

>> No.2465268

Fuck my sister, Gooruh

>> No.2465269

>>2465199
at least we can all agree tha 139 fucking sucked massive cock except for Reiner letter sniffing

>> No.2465271
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpH5WIFLxjg
Why is Luna playing another horror game? Is she tempting fate? Didn't the last time she played a horror game she was sent in the hospital because she broke her fucking neck?

>> No.2465272

>>2465154
Tuesday 100%

>> No.2465274

Why can't Claire just fuck steve burnside?

>> No.2465275
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>> No.2465278

>>2465131
this is one of those times i wished this thread wasnt a melting pot of other board of this shithole

>> No.2465279

I'm sexbeat

>> No.2465280

>>2465227
Do people who still despairpost over Aloe know she's streaming as her roommate? Or do they just enjoy shitposting?

>> No.2465281
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2465281

So, Ame guerilla stream tonight right?

>> No.2465282

>>2465255
Can't Chris just fuck someone?

>> No.2465284

>>2465199
Shit... Does anyone want a makeshift neutron bomb?

>> No.2465287

Gura's gonna hit 7+ hours of streaming today at this rate.

>> No.2465288

>gura knows Nacho was a chris poster
based

>> No.2465290

>>2465176
>>2465177
>>2465180
>>2465189
>>2465193
>>2465192
Rub around your eyes right now and you will become aware you can feel all of your eye socket in your skull.

>> No.2465291

>>2465256
I don't have bones.

I have brass.

>> No.2465292

>>2465105
I'll have Ina and Kiara in the background while doing something else, fuck that movie

>> No.2465295

>CHRISPOSTING

>> No.2465297

>chrisposting

>> No.2465300

>>2465271
Well this time she wont have a weighty VR headset on so she'll be fine

>> No.2465299

>CHRISPOSTING?

>> No.2465301

>>2465269
It ends at 123 with 130 and 131 as bonuses, that's the truth and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

>> No.2465302

>>2465282
The years of steroids have neutered him

>> No.2465303

>>2465264
yes, she just confirmed it

>> No.2465304

>Walked away to get some water
>Missed the chris supa
damn...

>> No.2465305

>Chrisposting
SHE'S HERE

>> No.2465307

>Chrisposting

>> No.2465308

CHRISPOSTERS

>> No.2465310
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2465310

I don't get it this meme of fuck my wife

>> No.2465311

>>2465228
Accurate

>> No.2465313

>Chrisposting

>> No.2465312

>>2465154
Collab with Reine?

>> No.2465314

>>2465271
It was a VR horror game, newfriend.

>> No.2465315

AAAAAAHHHH CONTAINMENT HAS BROKEN

>> No.2465317

>>2465171
no, the idea of doing anything non platonic with gura makes me uneasy. she's too young for love.

>> No.2465320

>>2465227
Top 5 designs easy and it's a god damn shame it will never get any use

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>>2464389

>> No.2465322

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlU76wEc33k

>> No.2465323

>Chrisposting
UHHHH

>> No.2465325

>>2465282
No because Leon's genes are purer and betterer.

>> No.2465326

why did she laugh at "chrisposting" like she saw this word the first time?

>> No.2465327

>>2465271
She's not in danger if there's no VR

>> No.2465329
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2465329

YOUR OSHI WILL COLLAB WITH IDS
SHE WILL WATCH CATS
AND SHE WILL PLAY MOBILE KUSOGE
AND NO, SHE WON'T EVER DO HER NIHONGO REPS

>> No.2465332

>chris posting
SHE'S FUCKING HERE HOLY SHIT

>> No.2465334

>>2465280
The design still went to waste

>> No.2465336

>>2465290
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.2465343

>>2465282
THOSE EUROPEAN WHORES LEON. THEY SUCKED ME DRY. GOD LEON IT WAS LIKE I WAS NECK DEEP IN HEAVEN AND SO, SO MUCH ITALIAN PUSSY. BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. THEY SUCKED ME DRY AND YOU NEED TO DO THE JOB CHRIS.

>> No.2465344

>>2465281
I would fucking cum but I don't think so anon, I'll be very surprised if she does

>> No.2465345

>SHE HAS THIGHS

>> No.2465353

>>2465332
She's just reading the chat, which is HERE.

>> No.2465356

UOHHHHHHHHHHH THIGHS AND KNEECAPS

>> No.2465357

>>2465107
But anon, that's Ayame. Shion is the one that streams once a month

>> No.2465359

Mention Ame right now if you're here, you dumb shark

>> No.2465361

>>2465281
Sorry anon but it probably would've started by now

>> No.2465362

THAT FEET TEASE

>> No.2465360

>>2465282
What? No dude he's too busy for that, who would he even bang?

>> No.2465363

UUUUUOOOH GURA DESCRIBING HER LEGS

>> No.2465369

WHATS AFTER THE HEEL GURA SAY IT

>> No.2465371

>refuses to say feet
She's doing it on purpose

>> No.2465372

Gura sounds hot...

>> No.2465373

SHE THANKED ME

>> No.2465374

>TOES NOT MENTIONED
THEY AREN'T!!!!

>> No.2465375

>>2465334
Shit happens, such is life.

>> No.2465376

pls gura slower

>> No.2465380

>Gura has thighs

>> No.2465381
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g-gura what's above those thighs

>> No.2465382
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UOOOOOH GURA FEET

>> No.2465378

anony moose thank you!

>> No.2465383

Gura describing her legs in such a basic way was somehow still hot.
What the fuck is wrong with me.

>> No.2465385

Footfag BTFO, Gura doesn't have feet

>> No.2465386

>Gura talking about her ankles
This fucking WHORE

>> No.2465388
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2465388

>teasing the footfags

>> No.2465389

TOES MENT-wait

>> No.2465390

>>2465281
I wanna squish Ame's cheeks

>> No.2465392

THIS FUCKING SLUT BRAT TURNED ME INTO A FOOTFAG AND SHE KNOWS IT

>> No.2465396
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>>2465271
>>2465300
>>2465314
>>2465327
wait that wasn't a rrat

>> No.2465398
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>> No.2465400

Gura is 2X years old

>> No.2465402

>>2465305
>>2465307
>>2465308
Didn’t she just read what someone in chat said?

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>>2465281
Anon...

>> No.2465405

>>2465356
back of the knee maybe?

>> No.2465407

>>2465359
Gimme a couple minutes to make it seem natural.

>> No.2465408

>>2465326
She probably knows the "Continue tge Redfield blooline, Leon" meme but not "Chrisposting"

This is the first time I've heard of Chrisposting too but I know the meme

>> No.2465409
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>>2465385
Explain this

>> No.2465413

>no "feet"
>no "toes"
bros...

>> No.2465414

>>2465290
OH FUCK

>> No.2465415

>All these "SHE"S HERE" over chrisposting
That shit broke containment like 3 days after the original song got posted and is basically a normie RE meme at this point

>> No.2465418

>>2465137
I have like 900 hours in that game and didn't meet anyone. Though I did join a small guild (like 10-15 active ppl on avg) and I played with a friend for like 300 of those hours.

>> No.2465419

>>2465374
>she doesn't crack her girlfriend's teenage daughter's toes
ngmi

>> No.2465423

Gura is unironically horny right now

>> No.2465425

>>2465396
YEs, she really did break her neck live on stream

>> No.2465426

>>2465091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0a4WivJ_3c&t=18352s

>> No.2465428

>>2465381
I hope someone replies to the next raunchy Pekora retweet with this... she'll love it.

>> No.2465429

>>2465396
Anon how actually new are you? The stream isn't a secret, you can go watch it right now, you can literally watch when Luna half-breaks her neck

>> No.2465431

THIS FUCKING SLUT BRAT TURNED ME INTO A FOOTFAG AND SHE FUCKING KNOWS IT

>> No.2465433

>>2465382
weirdest toe i've ever seen

>> No.2465436

>>2465164
Nope, Youtube still takes your money & for most people that is indirect confirmation the account is still good, even when it isn't.

>> No.2465435

>>2465400
me too, we are basically soulmates

>> No.2465437

I keep looking at the text on screen from the corner of my eye and I keep reading it as "strawberry cum"

>> No.2465439

I'm ngmi, hope an Anon archives this somewhere in case it gets privated...

>> No.2465443

>calli darkness
>ina kazuma

>> No.2465444

MASOCHIST REAPER

>> No.2465445
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2465445

GURAAAA

>> No.2465446

>calli is a massive M
morifags is this true

>> No.2465447

Mori is a M. Confirmed by Gura!

>> No.2465448

>mentions Calli and Ina first
it's fucking over...

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2465451

>>2464636
You tell me, anon.

>> No.2465454

SHE HATES THE BIRD

>> No.2465455

>>2465445
LMAO

>> No.2465458

>>2465396
When you die in the game, you die for real. This has always been a warning, not a joke.

>> No.2465460

>>2465409
???
I see shoes but no feet.

>> No.2465462

mori is the correct association for megumin.

>> No.2465463

Gura is dumb...

>> No.2465464

>>2465451
>that other juggle thing just swhoosing below Polka

Cover's 3d seems... kind of of bad.

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>>2465281
it's a bit late for that but there will be a schedule and stream tomorrow!

>> No.2465466

>>2465445
kek

>> No.2465467

>>2465446
>WORK EROTIC UOOOOOOOOOOOH T o T
>21 HOUR WORK SHIFT EROTIC TvT

>> No.2465469

>>2465454
*frog

>> No.2465471
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>>2465447
she does it to herself

>> No.2465477

>retards posting about barb in chat
Why?

>> No.2465478

>>2465446
>>2465447
>>2465444
>>2465443
>makes tracks where she shittalks herself and welcomes others to try
Is it even a fucking question? Every time you talk shit, every time you brap post, she's out there getting off on it
"Yeah, I'm a filthy fuck, goddamn"

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>>2465269
NEVER FUCKING MONGED

>> No.2465481

>>2465396
She didn't "break" her neck per se but she did sustain an injury from throwing herself off her seat a few times in that 3D VR horror collab with Subaru and did spend time in the hospital as a result. You didn't know the baby princess was fragile?

>> No.2465483
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2465483

Guraqua chads WW@

>> No.2465482

>>2465477
Who?

>> No.2465485

Mori = Darkness
Ina = Wiz
Gura = Megumin
Ame = Kazuma
Kiara = Aqua

This is the only true answer.

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2465486

You're welcome deadbeats, please use this information wisely

>> No.2465488
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2465488

Do I go to bed now to wake up super early to watch Kiara?

>> No.2465489

>Calli is Megumin
Best girl is best girl, all is right in the world

>> No.2465490

Kiara does act like Aqua but Mori is more like Dorkness

>> No.2465492

Ame is Kazuma
Gura is Megumin
Kiara is Aqua
Mori is darkness
Ina is Chomusuke

>> No.2465494

I've watched over 150 animes and I have never seen konosuba

>> No.2465495
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This thread basically reaffirms my theory that /hlgg/ has a lot of lurking femanons trying to slowly re-masculinize men. I think of a lot of them actually basedpost to encourage certain types of manly posts

>> No.2465500
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2465500

>Kiara is Yunyun

>> No.2465499

>>2465482
HER lore, mentioned ONCE, still in the hearts of cliptards

>> No.2465501

>>2465329
Im still waiting for the dere part of the tsundere archetype anya

>> No.2465504

what is up with gura's bottom teeth

>> No.2465505

>>2465495
The only femanon I wanna fuck is Koopa

>> No.2465508

>>2465492
Chomusuke...

>> No.2465509

>>2465494
>animes

>> No.2465510
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>>2465485

>> No.2465514
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>>2465495
shut tufck up

>> No.2465515

Gura - Megumin
Ame - Darkness
Ina - Kazuma
Kiara - Aqua
Calli - Wiz

>> No.2465517

>>2465488
Because you're a retard

>> No.2465518

You know what. I said this one time in /a/ and got chased off the board, and I'm gonna say it again because I'm tired of lying.
MEGUMIN IS A SLUT WHO WOULD GIVE IT UP TO ANYONE THAT WOULD ACKNOWLEDGE HER EXISTENCE!
Seethe and cope with this fucking truth bomb, niggers.

>> No.2465520

>>2465400
>>2465398
Megaman confirmed???

>> No.2465521

>>2465509
>and mangos

>> No.2465522
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2465522

I'm glad Enot is back and it's his sketchy style instead of his weird skeltal style.

>> No.2465523
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>>2465462
Darkness = Mori
Aqua = Amelia
Megumin = Gura
Yunyun = Ina

>> No.2465524

>>2465494
I recommend it, its funny. Its not the best in the world, but its a good time.

>> No.2465526

>>2465488
You should've gone, already. You'll only get 6 hours of sleep.

>> No.2465527

>>2465485
I can see Kiara as Yunyun for some reason

>> No.2465531
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>>2464915
You REALLY think people here can get a girlfriend?
Do you REALLY believe it?

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2465532

>>2465329
>watching cats
never gonna happen

>> No.2465534

>>2465495
why would they waste their time?

>> No.2465537

Wiz >> Darkness >> yunyun >>>>>> Aqua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>∞ shitgumin

>> No.2465538
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2465538

COLLAB WITH HER GURA

I'M GONNA START CHRISPOSTING FOR GURAME COLLABS

>> No.2465541

>stalker
oh no the russians have broke containment!

>> No.2465543

PLEASE PLAY STALKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.2465545

>>2465494
If you've watched over 150 animes you'd probably enjoy Konosuba anon

>> No.2465546

STALKER stream soon, chumbuds.

>> No.2465549

>>2465500
Inaccurate, Yunyun makes my penis rise and Kiara makes it fall

>> No.2465552

>>2465518
wtf I love Megumin even more now

>> No.2465553

>>2465495
How do you know its not just manly men trying to re-masculinize anons?

>> No.2465554

>>2465514
Shut up woman

>> No.2465556

BLOWOUT SOON, FELLOW STALKERS

>> No.2465557

>ina is yunyun

>> No.2465558

CYKA BLYAD PLAY STALKER GURA

>> No.2465560
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2465560

>>2465531

>> No.2465559

>>2465523
>Aqua = Amelia
aqua is kiara EZ
>the appeal of the character is that they have a single digit iq that causes them to end up in comical situations

>> No.2465561

>>2465546
Oh really? When?

>> No.2465562

>>2465485
I want Ame to be Aqua so she can wear that outfit and show off her butt.

>> No.2465563

>>2465494
It's ok. Best girl Wiz gets nowhere near enough time though

>> No.2465564

>>2465527
no, ame was yunyun in her birthday

>> No.2465567

>>2465518
I have a chance

>> No.2465570

>>2465521
>AND GAYMEN

>> No.2465572

Stalker stream soon fellow anon

>> No.2465573

>STALKER
HOLY BASED, PLEASE PLAY IT GURA

>> No.2465574

Holy shit I would kneel if a Stalker stream happened so hard

>> No.2465575
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2465575

>>2465531

>> No.2465576
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2465576

>>2465514
Are you hiding something, anon?

>> No.2465579

Stalker was the game that taught me how to play fps's on pc...

>> No.2465581

STALKER PLSSSSSS

>> No.2465582

>>2465561
NOW

>> No.2465583

>the slavs escaped
Shut it down

>> No.2465584

Oh shit please

>> No.2465586

>>2465515
But Ina likes to EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSION

>> No.2465587

>>2465570
GURAGAMESH

>> No.2465589
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2465589

[Interesting news]

Virtual youtubers cannot transmit covid-19

>> No.2465588

>old games are tricky
Barbie bros . . .

>> No.2465590

SHE'S GONNA ASK FOR STALKER PERMISSIONS

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.2465592

has anyone here ever kissed a girl? be honest

>> No.2465593
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CAM ON GURA PLAY SOME FOOKIN STALKER

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2465594

>>2465576
>>2465554
you will never make me a woman

>> No.2465595

>>2465561
NOW

>> No.2465596

Aгa oнa бyдeт игpaть в cтaлкep и вы ничeгo нe cдeлaeтe c этим!

>> No.2465597
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2465597

you're a whore

>> No.2465601

>>2465556
Oh really? When?

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>>2465561
unfortunately not

>> No.2465603

>>2465494
>only 150
>animes
Get watching. Konosuba is okay but don't prioritize it above all else if there's something better to watch

>> No.2465604

tell Botan to play it. Stalker is really not a game for Gura

>> No.2465609

>>2465592
No...

>> No.2465611
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Yunyun is the only worthwhile woman from Konosuba and as such, she is my oshi's analogue

>> No.2465617
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>> No.2465619

>>2465518
Damn...she's just like me...

>> No.2465620
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2465620

Have you sinned today, /hlgg/?

>> No.2465621

NADS AND CHERDS MENTIONED

>> No.2465623

cherdbuds>chumnads

>> No.2465624

>>2465518
Sometimes that's all it takes. Do your Senjougahara reps. Love is being in the right place right time

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>>2465589
nice one

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2465626

i watched a bit of Metroid today and gura seemed a bit frustrated at points. How did she do in RE2 and hows shes doing now with this post game talking shes been doing.

>> No.2465627

who /churd/ here

>> No.2465628
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2465628

>Gura couldn't get Barbie Horse Adventure permissions

>> No.2465629
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>> No.2465630
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2465630

Nadbros?

>> No.2465632

>>2465514
>Damascus is femanon?
shocking

>> No.2465633

does gura not realize that nads is a slang term for balls

>> No.2465634

Cherds rise up

>> No.2465638

>>2465604
Does it even have a japanese localization?

>> No.2465639

>>2465611
>not wanting prime chuuni cunny
NGMI.
>>>reddit.com

>> No.2465640

>>2465592
A girl french kissed me in preschool

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2465641

>>2465495
there are no girls here, only girls (male)

>> No.2465642

>ow my nads
Gura, please

>> No.2465644

Gura talking about balls, it's fucking over...

>> No.2465645

>>2465499
You talking about Barbie? She mentions that shit like almost every watchalong

>> No.2465646

>>2465589
was Botan really in a no more heroes 3 presser? Nice.

>> No.2465648

>>2465633
>Ow my nads
Yes she does

>> No.2465650

I wasn't gonna stay up this late but Gura's streams have been so enjoyable today.

>> No.2465651

>Nerds and chads
what is this zoomer shit

>> No.2465652

where my cherds at

>> No.2465656

>>2465592
Yes, but only because a friend of mine had her do it as part of a drinking game.

>> No.2465658

>>2465592
yea i did once, was pretty sweet

>> No.2465660
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2465660

>>2465596
A
>мы
и нe пpoтив

>> No.2465659

you just know she wants to say the word chud but she can't quite get away with it

>> No.2465661

>>2465594
You will never be a man.

>> No.2465663

Ger Loko sighting

CRINGE

>> No.2465662

>>2465641
Koopa...

>> No.2465664
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2465664

>>2465632
stop fucking calling me that i own no knives and create no fetis porn of any kind, i am a unique and distinct poster

>> No.2465665

>>2465514
>>2465594
I think you misread the original post

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2465668

>>2465592
I did, and it's really fucking amazing. You're better off not knowing.

>> No.2465669

>>2465626
Ate shit a bunch to the 2 consecutive bossfights and finished the Leon route.

>> No.2465671

>>2465633
She's fully aware, that's why she cracked up the first time she said it.

>> No.2465674

>>2465604
Are you kidding? Stalker'd be a great game for Gura. Aside from the very last mission in SoC you can go at your own pace, it's super atmospheric, and the world is great to get lost in while just absorbing the environment.

>> No.2465675

megumin if for redditors and jannies

>> No.2465676

Isn't Stalker a fucking buggy mess of a game? I enjoyed it but...

>> No.2465677

>>2465592
no and I've never even been close

>> No.2465679

THE NO ONE?!

>> No.2465681

>>2465664
Sure thing Damascus

>> No.2465684

>>2465590
If Botan gets wind of this and plays it, Russia will explode

>> No.2465685

>>2465626
Gura completely forgot about Metroid mechanics.

>> No.2465688

>>2465633
>she knows exactly what she's doing

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>> No.2465687

>>2465592
yes, I'm a whore.

>> No.2465691

>>2465638
It has a Russian one, which is all Botan needs.

>> No.2465692

>>2465620
a day without sinnin' is like a day without sunshine.

>> No.2465694

>>2465592
I have a bunch of times. Used tongue as well. Never further than that and never with someone I actually liked so it might as well not have happened.

>> No.2465695

>>2465495
Gura is trying to feminize her chumbuds with Barbie Horse Adventures and slumber parties, they have no chance

>> No.2465697

shilling quack remedies with gura!

>> No.2465698

>>2465620
I've committed each of the seven today. I'm committing gluttony right now.

>> No.2465699

ahh

>> No.2465700
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>>2465627
>Chad nerd = cherd
Is that a motherfucking cherdleys reference

>> No.2465701

>>2465518
Doesn't that apply to literally every girl in Konosuba?
>Darkness will fuck whoever treats her poorly and doesn't cringe to death during foreplay
>Aqua would fuck Kazuma if he bought her cheap wine in an expensive bottle
>Yunyun...

>> No.2465702

>>2465626
She did very well with RE2 and the talking after she played the game has been UNRIVALED in terms of quality

>> No.2465703

>>2465664
>damascus has multiple personalities inside his head and at least one of them is female

>> No.2465704

A STALKER stream would be terrible. You guys are dumb if you think it would go well. At least METRO would be a more streamlined experience for her

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>>2465629

>> No.2465706

Of course she knows what nads means, this cheeky fucking kusogaki

>> No.2465707

>>2465638
Not understanding it is part of the charm!

>> No.2465708

>crypto
nasfaq bros...

>> No.2465710
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2465710

Please explain the difference between churd and nad.

>> No.2465713

>>2465592
Yeah....

>> No.2465714

>>2465592
I kissed a girl at a party once, but she barfed during it

>> No.2465715

>>2465604
Russians have been asking about Botan to play Stalker since fucking forever. No permissions.

>> No.2465716

>>2465651
Is calling someone a nerd zoomer shit now?

>> No.2465717

>>2465695
>First Barbie
>Then the sleepovers
>That time she called us and Deadbeats sisters
Bros why is my oshi trying to turn me into a tranny?

>> No.2465718

>>2465592
I did kiss my sister one and she didn't say anything......We were 14 back then....

>> No.2465720

>>2465651
well she can't say virgins because she is one

>> No.2465725

>>2465446
"I'm masochistic actually" are literally the lyrics in her debut song.

>> No.2465727

>>2465592
Yes but it was family so it doesn't count

>> No.2465729

>>2465589
Why were people ok with this but the Mori/Gigguk collab people got pissed?

>> No.2465728

>>2465710
>Cherd*
Based
>Nad
Cringe
Simple as.

>> No.2465731

>>2465710
Churds are chads who are nerds
Nads are nerds who are chads

>> No.2465732

>>2465681
>>2465703
Pretty sure I've seen Damascus admit he goes to shitpost in /a/ whenever Gura streams are on. So whoever this imitator is, it ain't Damascus.

>> No.2465735

>>2465674
How's it on the easiest difficulty, played by a baby who runs away at the first sign of danger instead of fighting back?

>> No.2465736

>>2465495
Anon, it's all guys here. Don't take that weapons-grade copium and just accept it.

>> No.2465739

>>2465718
anon... you're based, incest is based

>> No.2465741

>>2465710
churds are more chad and nads are more nerd

>> No.2465742
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2465742

We can’t have
ONE THREAD
I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you cry
For meidos to try, once in their lives
To remove those who whine
And post ABAYOS

Privacy is a pipe dream
Watch it fade into the sky as doxxbeats scream
Watch them roommate-post ‘til the end of the thread
When the image limit is dead

OH NO >It’s real
Just scroll down below
Watch the (You)s fill up most of the window
Trying to pretend that nobody else had known
Wasting image cap just to make tears flow

Could have kept it inside, but you didn’t try to hide
You just had to nark
It doesn’t matter, SEA or EOP
Both (You) and me saw the memory of a time when they

Tried so fast, to hide their past
But in the end, they still got doxxed
They tried so bad, to not have yabs
But in the end, they still got doxxed

ONE THREAD
I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
To forget what’s behind the spoilers you find
With all the replies saying that >It’s real

Why are there this many roommate posts
You’d think that all the meidos turned into ghosts
Remembering all the threads before /vt/
I’m surprised it got this bad

It’s not how it needs to be
Just rangeban anybody who makes posts from SEA
Not that the doxxing would end
Because it gets posted in every thread

Tried to keep it contained, but the tourists came
Wasn’t EN a Myth?
What it used to be is a memory, ‘cause now all we see are the times when they

Tried so fast, to hide their past
But in the end, they still got doxxed
They tried so bad, to not have yabs
But in the end, they still got doxxed

Can’t put my trust in (You)
To not post all their info
For all this
Is shit that we already know

They tried so fast, to hide their past
But in the end, they still got doxxed
They tried so bad, to not have yabs
But in the end, they still got doxxed

>> No.2465744 [SPOILER] 
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[Good News]

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>>2465689

>> No.2465745

>>2465638
that didn 't stopped her to play other games, like Diablo 2 or most games from the Game Pass sponsor

>> No.2465746

>>2465714
hot.

>> No.2465747

>>2465720
>Ame called us a bunch of virgins
>Gura can't
Sad

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>>2465639
>as if she isn't the one those people go wild over
Megumin is for people looking for a chuuni who can do cool boom magic, they're the Rinfags of Konosuba.
Yunyun is for people who have moved past that childish ideal and want someone worthwhile, aka, the Sakurachads of Konosuba

>> No.2465750

>>2465729
Call me when Cuckuck makes a bunch of rad ass video games.

>> No.2465753

>>2465718
Coward, if she didn't like it she would have said so.

>> No.2465754

stop spelling it "churd" you idiots

>> No.2465755

>>2465641
god I hope so, last time a female replied to me I had to close the thread and walk back and forth my room a few times.

>> No.2465756

>>2465729
Gigguk is a huge fucking loser who contributes nothing to this world

NMH devs are extremely based

>> No.2465757

>>2465592
I HAD AN INDIRECT KISSU WITH MY CRUSH ON HER BIRTHDAY.

>> No.2465758

>>2465592
ew no sounds gross

>> No.2465760

>>2465714
nice, free snackies!

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>>2465732
i said i am not he, i am a unique and distinct anyafriend

>> No.2465762

>>2465718
nice, I wish I had a sister to fuck

>> No.2465764

>>2465718
hot

>> No.2465766
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>>2465592
The feeling of missing out is nothing compared to the feeling of missing it.
An emptiness incomparable, yet unknowable. A curse that can only be truly appreciated by the cursed.

>> No.2465767

>It's been 4 hours

>> No.2465770

>>2465747
Ame can get away with literally anything.

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>>2465664

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「Monhan News」 Zinogre is カッコイイ

>> No.2465775
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>>2465592
Almost. A girl pinned me against the wall of a shed in 2nd grade

>> No.2465778

>>2465592
On the cheek when I was in middle school
That's the last time I was kissed.

>> No.2465779

>>2465761
Anyaposters scare me

>> No.2465780

>>2465748
Jesus Christ fatefags are insufferable.

>> No.2465784

>>2465592
no...

>> No.2465786

>>2465748
what about people who just want to IMAGINE

>> No.2465787

ZAME MENTION

>> No.2465789

>>2465592
A girl punched me once does that count

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>>2465668
only feels amazing if you're absolutely inlove with that person
it has been 3 years and I still think of our moments sometimes

>> No.2465793

>>2465775
hot

>> No.2465794
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2465794

Would (You) be mad if Huke-Papa called in for Kiara's birthday? Be honest.

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2465798

Wait... I just received a Damascus knife as a gift. Does that mean.....?????? Guys....?

>> No.2465801

>>2465794
no, because im not a colossal nigger.

>> No.2465802

J*U why is gura calling us chuds?

>> No.2465803

>>2465717
I can speak wamen
I see you like a sister = I find sex with you as revolting as gay incest

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>>2465718

>> No.2465805

>she didn't read the RE5 Gurame suggestion
OH NO NO NO GURAMEKEKS????

>> No.2465806

>gura thanks discordfag
>chat erupts with acknowledgement of the discordfag
it's all so tiresome

>> No.2465807

>>2465794
No

>> No.2465808

>>2465725
They're also her quoting the people asking her to hurt them, though that doesn't change the fact that she actually is a masochist.

>> No.2465810

I can't figure out why people including me like the sound of her screams so much either. Maybe it's just that it's overly girly, or something?

>> No.2465811

>>2465745
Botan played the original Diablo 2, which had a JP localization. She also had a wiki up to reference.

>> No.2465812

>>2465592
Made out with a girl and got to like third base when I was 14 but after I left her house I realized it was pretty boring. Haven't done anything since

>> No.2465813

dead space when

>> No.2465814

>>2465775
You fucked it, didn't you anon?

>> No.2465816

>>2465790
7 years here. Sorry bud, never gets better. "Time heals wounds" Is a meme.

>> No.2465817

Gura takes off the hood and gets ready to say goodbye..

>> No.2465818

>>2465729
Bastard pussied out of the EvAbridged movies A DECADE AGO AND I'M STILL UPSET HE CHASED THE MONEY INSTEAD

>> No.2465819

and just like that, Gura will ghost us for another 3 days, like every other week

>> No.2465820

>>2465780
just you wait for the fate watchalong

>> No.2465821
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2465821

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.2465822

>>2465592
only my mom

>> No.2465823

>Gura is hot
T o T

>> No.2465825

I miss Gura already...

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2465826

this shork streamed almost 7 hours today, say something nice about her

>> No.2465828
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>>2465007
A lot of parents literally give their children brain damage by feeding them an improper diet and using improper cooking techniques. Remember that whole cultural thing where everyone was like "why won't my kids eat their vegetables?" because you fucking steam them into mush and don't season them you goddamn trout. The reason kids like their lunchables and mcdonalds is because it's actually seasoned and doesn't taste like a towel. There is next to no nutritional value in steamed vegetables with no seasoning, or boiled broccoli, or fucking baked ziti. The reason people end up spending all their cash on eating out instead of cooking isn't because "cooking is hard" or "I don't know how to cook" it's because in their mind they don't think home cooking is worth it because their parents were garbage cooks. I've cooked for children before, they love my cooking, I don't dumb anything down for them. 5 year olds have loved my broccoli and balsamic vinegar salad, they don't need their taste dumbed down after age 4, it's not fucking worth it. The mere concept of feeding a 10 year old fucking lunchables every day is insulting, they deserve better and actually need it. This type of shit is not made for growing children, it's nutritional value barely meets the standards of a 6 year old and definitely no one older. There have been studies done that families who eat nothing but processed canned garbage or go out to some fast food every day for their meals have lower IQs, are less healthy in general, and have more diseases than kids who eat all natural. I was fed a strict diet of organic vegetables and the highest quality fish my parents could get, and I skipped highschool entirely and started community college at 14. The other kids I knew who had no food standards, most didn't even graduate highschool. Same thing happens with water, the lower quality water someone has, the more prone to disease, mental conditions, and general lack of health. Feeding kids the shit some parents are is literally causing their brains to develop wrong, it's actually making them stupider and decreasing their lifespan and increasing the difficulty of their entire life, just because they weren't fed properly during their youth. The concept of garbage food being given because it's "good enough for kids" is sickening and frankly should be counted as child abuse. There are plenty of ways around this but the easiest and one of the simplest is microgreens. They're cheap to grow yourself, don't even take a week per batch, and are chock full of 10X more nutrients than most school lunches per serving. They can be made to taste good, go great on pizza, and when you're not growing them the seeds just sit in the back of a closet in a can. You need very little specialized equipment and what you do need doesn't total above $30, and children frankly don't give a shit what they eat as long as it tastes good. You just need to learn to cook with them and they'll pay for themselves 20 fold in health benefits. But there's some fucked up stigma against giving kids "adult food" for reasons I will never understand. Microgreens themselves are even seen as "hippie food" because people don't' actually know what they are. They're literally just tiny vegetables, chock full of vitamins and easier and faster to grow. They're conceptually identical to buying stuff like a "green tomato," it's not fucking hippie food it's the natural progression of having so many seeds available due to industrialized farming. It's like how ghetto kids bring eachother down by calling the ones who actually do well in school "bitch ass nerds," the general public thinks the new wave of food is hoighty toighty nonsense because they were raised on garbage and can't accept progress unless it's been deep fried and cooked until it has the same health benefits as sand. Even stuff that's existed for centuries like kombucha is thought of as "hippy shit" because people don't understand how much a healthy gut biome helps your entire life, you can even homebrew kombucha relatively easily and cheaply. All this shit and the same people still get fucked up when they see "monosodium glutamate" or "modified cornstarch" or god forbid "fructose." They think "all natural" cooking means "not adding fucking anything" then they narrow their selection to actual worthless garbage that doesn't benefit anyone except whoever fucktard is making the product. It's sheer ignorance and it's a cycle perpetuated by the parents of these people not understanding how to make half decent food without relying on siracha, old bay, or martha stewart mixes. It's causing the fucking widening of the social glass gaps and it's something that could easily be rectified if people understood what the new wave of food actually was.

>> No.2465829

>streams we'll really like
WHAT COULD IT BE?

>> No.2465831

>>2465592
yes. when it's good, it's indescribable.

>> No.2465832

>>2465592
Closest I got was a girl poking me on the lips in high school when I was half-asleep.

>> No.2465833

>>2465592
I kissed a guy

>> No.2465834

>>2465794
What the fuck, of course not

>> No.2465838

>>2465802
You have been chosen for a special task. In the coming days, you will be receiving fourteen separate bottles of vinegar. Good luck.

>> No.2465839

God damn her hat is so fucking terrible looking

>> No.2465840

Gura.....................

>> No.2465842
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>>2465592
only my lesbian cousin....

>> No.2465843

>>2465798
It was nice knowing you anon...

>> No.2465845

>>2465465
Thanks Ame

>> No.2465848

So considering that she took like a 20 minute break inbetween streams, today was still Gura's longest streaming day right?

>> No.2465850

>>2465833
Faggot

>> No.2465851

>>2465744
my day is brightened with this news

>> No.2465852

>>2465794
What kind of schizo would be mad at a holo's mama/papa calling in for their birthday if they had the balls/time to?

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>>2465592
Not willingly

>> No.2465853

>>2465821
Rare form (hopefully not for long) / 10

>> No.2465855

>>2465826
she delayed my reps to past midnight

>> No.2465856

>>2465592
I'm pretty sure I was kissed by a girl when I was 6 or 7 years old. I didn't want it, fuck that bitch.

>> No.2465857

>>2465592
Yeah in middle school

>> No.2465858
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>>2465798
your anya folder will arrive at the door shortly, along with your antidose of medication to keep your brain soft and malleable

>> No.2465860

>>2465820
>Gura
>Ever getting into fateshit
Never EVER happening. Feel free to screenshot this.

>> No.2465862

>>2465794
No. Huke is based and they should have let him stay on the MC server.

>> No.2465859

>>2465806
get used to it.
t. kfp

>> No.2465863

>>2465828
b-based?

>> No.2465864

>>2465821
i don't wanna

>> No.2465865
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2465865

I hate mondays

>> No.2465866

>>2465518
Thats yunyun tho

>> No.2465867

>>2465446
Yes. There's a reason she's not very into people calling her mommy and wanting her to step on them. She wants to be dominated by a man(let).

>> No.2465869

>>2465772
I love zinogore

>> No.2465870

>>2465798
The curse will cause you to turn into Damascus overnight. I'm sorry.

>> No.2465871

So what Gura lore did we learn today? Because there's a lot to digest

>> No.2465872

>>2465812
>after I left her house I realized it was pretty boring. Haven't done anything since
Chad

>> No.2465873

>>2465838
Meant for >>2465798

>> No.2465874

>>2465826
I need to get ready to get on a plane in 3 hours and I'm happy Gura kept me company

>> No.2465875

>>2465828
ogey

>> No.2465876
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>>2465794
who the fu - who is - what - I should kick your fucking ass

>> No.2465878
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>> No.2465879

>>2465794
No, being jealous of papas never made sense

>> No.2465880

>>2465842
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.2465881

>>2465828
Kinda based even if off-topic, I literally only eat burgers and garbage like that and I feel properly called out

>> No.2465882

>>2465828
based nutritionanon

>> No.2465884
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>>2465780
Your oshi WILL read Fate
Your oshi WILL tell Zerofags to fuck off
Your oshi WILL read the spinoff media
Your oshi's streams WILL ALWAYS devolve into her going on tangents about how something reminded her of Fate
Your oshi will NEVER read Tsukihime

>> No.2465885
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2465885

Good night Gura, try to get some sleep.

>> No.2465886
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Gura is so cute when she doesn't want to go and says "good buy" a million times before finally ending the stream!

>> No.2465887

>>2465798
You have to be incredibly autistic about coffee and be actually okay at drawing too

>> No.2465888

>>2465761
Okay I'm convinced because Damascus spent the last 20 minutes writing >>2465828

>> No.2465889

>>2465798
The curse has passed on. Your toasted milk will arrive shortly.

>> No.2465892

>>2465862
fuck that cheating faggot, go put more illegal enchants on a xbow you dumb fuck

>> No.2465893

>>2465826
i don't have to work for another 9 hours so i can't even be annoyed

>> No.2465896

>>2465848
15 minutes and yeah, she streamed for about 6h45m

>> No.2465897
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2465897

Gura is so cute and lovely... I wish I could marry her

>> No.2465899

>>2465828
What's your opinion on subscription based meal making kits like HelloFresh that advertisers keep paying youtubers to shill

>> No.2465900

>>2465860
>implying i was refering to gura alone

>> No.2465901

>>2465828
thats why the girls love you anon because you can cook for your wife and future children

>> No.2465904

>>2465794
No, he was the one who designed one of my favorite animes and my oshi

>> No.2465905

>>2465871
she's getting into swede music

>> No.2465911

>>2465819
2*

>> No.2465909

>>2465829
T4 members feet rating
Public karaoke
Members karaoke
Risu collab
Pekora collab
Coco collab

>> No.2465910

>>2465888
Yeah, this.

>> No.2465912
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>>2465729
BECAUSE MAFIA IS ACTUALLY FUNNY AND COOL UNLIKE LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THE TRASH TASTE PODCAST DUE TO BEING A BUNCH OF UNFUNNY ANIMETUBERS WHO ARE LITERALLY INTO HOLOLIVE AS FAD CHASING TO BOOST THEIR CHANNEL VIEWS.

>> No.2465913

>>2465828
Now THIS is Damascus

>> No.2465914

>>2465892
Kill yourself Enma

>> No.2465916

>>2465884
Zero was good though

>> No.2465917
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2465917

rate the stream

>> No.2465919

>>2465884
Not gonna happen

>> No.2465918

>>2465794
Yes, but only because I'd be jealous, Huke is based and I want to talk to him instead

>> No.2465920
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2465920

Why is Gura's neck like this?

>> No.2465923

>>2465871
>confirmed a virgin
>wants us to groom girls over discord (cause that's the only relationships she knows)

>> No.2465925

>>2465871
She's terminal dork

>> No.2465926

>>2465003
Hey I'm from 30 minutes in the future and I can tell you he wasn't pretending.

>> No.2465927

>>2465886
*good bye
I need to go to sleep myself, my mind is falling apart.

>> No.2465930

>>2465871
has almost certainly never been on a real date

>> No.2465931

>>2465821
10/10

>> No.2465932

>>2465871
She's a Sabatonchad

>> No.2465933

>>2465884
ok, but what if she starts with zero?

>> No.2465938
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>>2465794
No because Kiara's birthday couldn't be a more worthless and insignificant event

>> No.2465941

>>2465821
easy 10/10, she read something I put in chat

>> No.2465940
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2465940

Susan fix your pajeet website.

>> No.2465943
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2465943

>>2465865
I hate Tuesdays

>> No.2465946

>>2465871
She has a skeleton. I also moved her down from rank 2 to rank 4-5 tied with Mori on most likely to be a virgin.

>> No.2465947

>>2465828
Alright jeez I'll eat my veggies I guess

>> No.2465948

>>2465828
There's a lot of conjecture here but I'm pretty sure the general idea is probably right and borne out in actual studies, healthy eating is an important part of lifestyle measurements and is pretty highly correlated with a lot of health measures.

Microgreens is interesting though, I'd never heard of em becoming a health fad til your last post a couple months ago about them, it's a good idea in theory but I've never tried it yet.

>> No.2465951
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Ok so how do I start my grooming reps for Gura?

>> No.2465952
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2465952

>>2465917
Leon fucked my sister/10

>> No.2465954

Gura streamed six hours and forty four minutes today.
We are all truly blessed.

>> No.2465955

how long until the next streams

>> No.2465956
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2465956

Can’t wait to see the schedule on Wednesday with longer karaoke on it

>> No.2465957

>>2465940
Jesas, what the actual fuck?

>> No.2465958

>>2465923
>>2465930
What makes you say that?

>> No.2465959

>>2465592
Yes. I like kissing more than sex.
>>2465718
Do you have any lingering feelings or attraction for your sister?

>> No.2465961

>>2465923
>confirmed virgin
Did she show her hymen or something? You know she can act dumb for kayfabe right?

>> No.2465962

I noticed that Gura has [Spoiler Alert] in the title of the stream. If this doesn't have to be privated and edited, would that mean a spoiler tag was all that was necessary this whole time? Have archived all of her RE2R just in case regardless though

>> No.2465963

>>2465885
Damn, I gotta hand it to background artists. Their level of detail and design is outstanding

>> No.2465964
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2465964

>>2465909
>Risu collab
God I wish those retards would collab it hurts

>> No.2465965

>>2465871
She's grooming Ame on Discord. Also she knows less than me about dating so I wish her good luck.

>> No.2465966
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2465966

Reminder

>> No.2465967
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2465967

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>> No.2465970
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2465970

Important reminder on upcoming birthdays.
Rikka is celebrating his 2nd birthday on April 15th!
Temma is celebrating his 2nd birthday on April 18th!
Kanata is celebrating her 2nd birthday on April 22nd!
Sora is celebrating her 4th birthday on May 15th!
Ina is celebrating her 1st birthday on May 20th!
Roboco is celebrating her 4th birthday on May 23rd!

Only care about HoloEN? Here's what to look forward to!
Ina's first birthday will be on May 20th!
Gura's first birthday will be on June 20th!
Kiara's first birthday will be on July 6th!

>> No.2465969

>>2465871
She is a dickhead

>> No.2465975

>>2465729
/hlgg/ had this discussion already way too many times and several slide threads were made on this subject, shut the fuck up already

>> No.2465976

>>2465871
She has tomoko-tier sexual prowess and experience.

>> No.2465977

>>2465886
I agree wholeheartedly, it's the cutest thing ever

>> No.2465978

>>2465871
she has been on a least 3 (three) dates

>> No.2465980

>>2465871
she HATES chumnads. cherdbuddies on the other hand...

>> No.2465984

>>2465892
kill yourself mineshart autist

>> No.2465986

>>2465828
Jesus christ Damascus learn how to fucking format your paragraphs

>> No.2465987

>>2465871
she used to have a pair of purple chopsticks with black owls on them

>> No.2465988

>>2465916
Why does zero make it seem like the war cursed the grail when the vn said it was always cursed by Angra? or am a getting info wrong

>> No.2465989
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>> No.2465990

Uh, at least it seems to be adding the deleted views back?

>> No.2465991

>>2465871
She is my long lost relative that the extended family forgot to include

>> No.2465992

>>2465958
when a girl tells you to hit on a girl with discord you know she's never done irl dating

>> No.2465993
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2465993

>> No.2465995

>>2465946
...you marked her as LESS likely to be a virgin after what we heard today?

>> No.2465997

>>2465961
Do you have any proof she isn't? All signs lead to her being a giga autist.

>> No.2465998

>>2465961
there's no way you can pretend to spill that much spaghetti anon

>> No.2466001

>>2465951
Play an online game popular with females.

>> No.2466002

>>2465923
which thing that she said exactly makes you think confirmed virgin?

>> No.2466003

RE2 VOD immediately went private.

>> No.2466004

>>2465961
>he isn't a T4 member

>> No.2466008

Shill me your non EN oshi

>> No.2466009

>>2465916
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE NATURE OF THE GRAIL WAS MISREPRESENTEEEEDDDDD
DON'T FUCKING THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT IT'S MISREPRESENTED IN EVERY ROUTE EXCEPT HEAVEN'S FEEEEEEEEEL

>> No.2466010

>>2465917
>super metroid
6/10 kinda bland

>RE2
8/10 pretty fun, lots of screams

>after stream chatting
12/10 absolutely godlike.

>> No.2466011

>>2465933
that's not how you're supposed to play the game!

>> No.2466014

>>2465995
Sorry I meant the other way around. I wrote it like a retard.

>> No.2466015
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2466015

>>2465933
It would be a tragedy

>> No.2466016

>>2465992
Maybe she was intentionally giving bad advice? Though I recall her giving bad advice before too, I think during a minecraft stream.
Have a time stamp?

>> No.2466017

>>2465592
I kissed my ex, she was 6 ft tall and i was 5'7

>> No.2466018
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2466018

>>2465888
please leave me to anyapost in peace away from both the misconceptions and wiles of your knife-weilding microgreen farmer, thank you very maybe.

>> No.2466020

>>2465923
please stop making fun of her

>> No.2466021

>>2465828
Going to second >>2465986, your posting style is very distinct but very few anons are gonna be willing to read a literal wall of text even if the contents are excellent.

>> No.2466024

>>2465865
Same desu

>> No.2466026

>>2464915
1)Put yourself in social situations where you can meet new people frequently.
2) Real confidence is overrated, fake it till you make it.
3) Make female *friends*. It'll help you from spilling spaghetti in front of cute girls, and they might help you with fashion or set you up with their friends.
4) Don't hyperfixate on a single girl if it's not panning out. You can spend years not dating if you only are looking for one fish in the sea.
5) Basic hygiene is key. Shower frequently (if not daily) wear a pleasant smelling deodorant (girls used to smell me in high school just because I had a nice one), get a nice haircut and brush your teeth at least daily.
6) If you want a girlfriend that shares your interests, go to conventions/clubs/etc for that thing and say hi to people.
7) Sometimes girls won't be into you and that's fine. Everyone has preferences, don't let it hurt your ego.

>> No.2466025

>>2465828
>I was fed a strict diet of organic vegetables and the highest quality fish my parents could get, and I skipped highschool entirely and started community college at 14
Every time you say something like this my gut instinct is to not believe you but at the same time it always explains a whole fucking lot about why you are the way that you are.

>> No.2466027
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2466027

Gura streamed 6 hours and 45 minutes today!

>> No.2466030
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>>2465989

>> No.2466032

>>2465828
For the love of god, get married already damascus.
I want to see what kind of kid you would raise.

>balanced healthy diets makes you smarter
That's cool and all but I've seen fat ass parents do everything in their power to keep schools from giving kids anything but shit food.
Does this rant come with a solution to the issue?

>> No.2466033

>>2465970
>Ina and I share a birthday
Neat.

>> No.2466034

>>2466003
You could at least wait until the chat dies before you try that

>> No.2466037

>>2465978
talking about your ideal dates isn't confirmation of actually going on dates anon

>> No.2466038
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2466038

>>2465887
Okay I think I may be safe. I actually am autistic about my coffee, but I abandoned any hopes of being good at drawing. I won't become him... Right?

>> No.2466039
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2466039

Please have a look at this chimkin.

>> No.2466040
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2466040

>>2466008
Just listen to this, she's actually singing these days

>> No.2466042

>>2465997
I don't know, after saying to that guy that she's his little prostitute I feel like she has experience.

>> No.2466045

>>2465970
Weird how all the EN birthdays are all in the same four-month span, one for each month, except for Ame.

>> No.2466046

GURA IS FUCKING GIVING US DATE TIPS CAUSE SHE'S DOING THIS STUFF WITH AME. LITERALLY GROOMING HER OVER DISCORD UNTIL THE OFFCOLLAB WHERE THEY WILL HAVE LAN PARTIES

>> No.2466047

>>2466027
MY KNEES WERE STARTING TO HURT I'M SO GLAD SHE ENDED THE STREAM

>> No.2466049
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2466049

>>2465884
My oshi already has, and along with her admission to drinking Red Bull, it's the most disappointing thing about her.

>> No.2466050

>>2465988
>zero make it seem like the war cursed the grail
It doesn't? I don't read Fate generals so maybe I missed something, but I didn't think it did that at all. The grail is never shown as something good before the war.

>> No.2466051
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2466051

>>2466001
Is R6 or Apex popular with the girls?

>> No.2466052

>>2465964
Holy fuck if Risu collabed with Gura I kneel so hard

>> No.2466055

>>2465909
Hope she pulls through with the karaoke.
I do hope it's a public one too, it has been a while since the last publice one.

>> No.2466056

Nasushit has never and will never be anything within an order of magnitude of good.

>> No.2466058

>>2465828
meds, unironically

>> No.2466059
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2466059

>>2465794
obviously no. huke is based as fuck. he created my favorite animu and my adorable oshi.

>> No.2466060

>>2465729
Previous collab partners: Professional seiyuus/artists, NMH devs, ZUN, pro esports commentators
Compared to: three guys that can't shut up about jojo
shame on you for making that comparison

>> No.2466061

>>2466034
It was on Past Livestreams a minute ago and its now gone.

>> No.2466062
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2466062

>>2465970
>Sora is celebrating her 4th birthday on May 15th!
She only debuted a day or two ago and she's already four? Incredible, that's the Daisenpai for you

>> No.2466063

>>2465940
every time i see one of those graphs, it reminds me of the noisy linear interpolation that gura's weird malfunction put into the waveform of her ASMR stream. it looks just like that.

>> No.2466065

>>2465592
Two girlfriends in high school, two randoms in college.
It was cool, I guess. Been like 5 years since the last one.

>> No.2466066
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2466066

>Want to make a clip of Gura eating strawberries
>Get this
Fuck me

>> No.2466067

>Gura doesnt use her hood because someone called her a dickhead and cant unsee it
>doesn't use the trident because it towers over her
>doesn't use bloop because is too low and has to show too much model
>doesn't watch vtubers outside HL
How many rrats were executed today?

>> No.2466068

>>2465963
He made the Iname psycho one as well.

https://twitter.com/ChMyxo/status/1381387875569201152

>> No.2466069

>>2465828
Based and truth pilled.
My parents always steamed and boiled veggies and didn't season them beyond salt and pepper and I hated veggies for years
Now I've learned to cook and worked at a couple restaurants I fucking love some good veggies because I know how to prepare them.
Love me some kale, collard greens, broccoli, green beans, brusselsprouts, etc.

>> No.2466072
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2466072

>>2466040
>>2466008

>> No.2466073

>>2466038
Well, the transformation also requires a few more things. As long as you never have a girlfriend and leave her due to a lack of incentive to continue you're okay.

>> No.2466074

>>2466016
>>2465992
Whether she's a virgin or not is irrelevant when she's answering shit like this because even if she isn't, she obviously isn't going to fucking give it away on stream, and further discussion of this topic beyond that breaks the only rule this board has. Shut the fuck up.

>> No.2466080

>>2465959
She's beautiful but everytime she came into my room and laying my bed I told her to fuck back to her room

>> No.2466082
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2466082

>>2466039
that's a cute chicken

>> No.2466085

RE2 stream is private

>> No.2466087

>>2466051
I'm sorry anon but Towa is a man.

>> No.2466088

How long until the stream goes private?

>> No.2466089

>>2465794
No, because I'm not a fucking schizo

>> No.2466094

>>2466080
Anon why are you gay?

>> No.2466093
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2466093

>>2466039
I want that chicken.

>> No.2466095

>>2466061
Nevermind its back again

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2466097

>>2466027
I'm honestly kind of glad my oshi only streams 4 hours a day at absolute max. It would be a lot harder to catch all her content if she was as crazy as some of her coworkers

>> No.2466098

>>2466061
It's there and in normal uploads for me. Faster than usual too

>> No.2466102

>>2466025
You have to keep in mind his sister couldn't go to a normal school because she wouldn't stop screaming. Apparently. His entire family isn't quite normal

>> No.2466105

I kinda like this pairing
https://twitter.com/Asmorius/status/1381470492792512515?s=20

>> No.2466106

>>2466085
nice try

>> No.2466107

>>2466051
Apex, kind of. I've run into at least 2 using voice chat doing ranked solo this season but they're rarer at plat and higher so being a shitter helps.

>> No.2466108

>>2465828
Jesas. I won't steam the fucking broccoli, get off my back.

>> No.2466109

>>2465794
No and purityniggers need to go back to >>>/hlg/

>> No.2466110

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXlzwEGrWU

>> No.2466111

It's begun hurting when stream time is over. And extremely happy when those I love are on.
I'm well aware of how para-social and (co)dependent relationships work, and I don't feel bad for being in one, but still.
I guess I haven't felt being in love for so long it's became alien.

>> No.2466112

>>2466061
That's just youtube doing its thing. Reload the stream page and it's right there

>> No.2466113
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2466113

>>2465970
Can't wait for my angel's birthday.

>> No.2466114

>>2466085
ogey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXlzwEGrWU

>> No.2466116

>>2466018
You and I both long for the day when he moves off shooping anya, then.

>> No.2466119

>>2466067
In other words, all these useless gimmicks just take screen space, so she ditched them, just like Ina did her tentacles and Mori her scythe and Kiara her sword and shield.

>> No.2466120
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2466120

Click on this .webm, close your eyes and then pause it.

The Holo you land on will cook you dinner tomorrow night. How well do you fare?

>> No.2466121

>>2466074
>and further discussion of this topic beyond that breaks the only rule this board has
those rules don't matter anymore seeing that the Gura is a whore being part of her lore thread being up (I remember the old days when cuckposting got warned right away)

>> No.2466122

>>2466080
anon, she wanted that dick

>> No.2466123

>>2465871
She hate indies

>> No.2466127
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2466127

>>2466097
Weakness. Months of watching Kiara after waking up at 7 am has prepared me for Gura streaming for 6+ hours every couple days.

>> No.2466131

Sub to Iofi

>> No.2466133

>>2466082
Muscle chicken

>> No.2466134

>>2466074
Cry more, white knight.

>> No.2466136

>>2465961
>Did she show her hymen or something?
Why yes she did, thank you for asking.

>> No.2466137

>>2465987
and it got moldy.

>> No.2466139

>>2465940
It keeps shaving off the top like ice cream Jeez.

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>>2466111
Same desu

>> No.2466142

>>2465923
I think it's funny how hard it triggers people when you suggest someone from EN is a virgin. Their brains short-circuit

>> No.2466143

>>2466102
That's what I mean, every post has something absolutely outrageous in it that stretches my suspension of disbelief but it always does a whole lot to explain why he's such a fucking freak of nature

>> No.2466144

>>2466080
Anon what the hell are you doing?! if you're attracted to her why are you spurning her!?

>> No.2466145

>>2465961
i know you guys don't have access to marginally autistic women but i do and the one i know is not a virgin. gura's a huge dork, sure, but that isn't enough to deter a guy interested in her.

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2466146

>>2466120
She can't cook for me because she's dead......

>> No.2466147

>>2466120
>Reine
I'm sure I'll be fine

>> No.2466149

>>2465794
Yes. No make should even exist within a 5km radius of a single Hologirl. All males in video games and media they see should be converted to females. All voices they hear should be auto pitched up to resemble a female voice.

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2466151

Rate the like removal, blue graph

>> No.2466152

>>2466123
Gura...your sisters...

>> No.2466153

>>2466121
It's a shame that /vt/ is the shithole that it is but I'd hope that /hlgg/ would be better at least. Oh well.

>> No.2466157

>>2466120
>noel
not a clue

>> No.2466159

JP collabs that ENs have done or will be doing by themselves

Kiara: lots of them
Ina: Polka + Nene, Mel, Aki, Haachama
Ame: Roboco, Mel, Haachama
Mori: Korone, Rikka
Gura:

>> No.2466160
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2466160

>>2466120
Horsecock...

>> No.2466161

>>2465970
I'm saving for my oshi's birthday merch

>> No.2466163

>>2466120
>Kira
But he's dead...

>> No.2466164
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2466164

>>2466068
Cute!

>> No.2466165

>>2466127
I mean if you can tolerate Kiara's voice at 7 am I'm sure you can tolerate damn near anything.

>> No.2466167

[Surprising News] Gura streamed more than 20 hours this week.

>> No.2466168

>>2466120
>Kira
Looks like I'm having horse cock for dinner!

>> No.2466169

>>2466120
Shuba shuba, I get to live.

>> No.2466170

>>2465828
Based. A proper upbringing is really important, the rate at which kids develop is insane. They learn faster and benefits more from proper nutrition compared to an adult.

>> No.2466171

>>2466134
Go back, p*ka

>> No.2466173

>>2466097
This is me being kinda glad Gura doesn’t stream as much as Ame though I’d still find a way to watch it all if she did

>> No.2466174

>>2465940
the bug... it's evolving!

>> No.2466177

>>2466094
>>2466122
>>2466144
t. doesn't have sisters

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2466181

>>2465899
They're actually a step in the right direction, albeit one I don't entirely agree with since there's little educational value, it's definitely better than cornflakes and chicken tendies.
>>2466032
>Does this rant come with a solution to the issue?
Educate people. Taking home ec out of the general curriculum was the second most damaging thing that ever happened to society.
>>2466069
Based self improvement chad, in a perfect world everyone loves their vegetables.

>> No.2466183

>>2466120
>Nene
damn I'm a lucky fellow

>> No.2466184

>>2466120
>haachama
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.2466185
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2466185

>>2465988
>always cursed by Angra
NO
THAT'S NOT RIGHT EITHER
IT WAS ONLY TWISTED IN THE THIRD HOLY GRAIL WAR, WHEN THE EINZBERNS SHAPED THE RITUAL TO SUMMON AN AVENGER-CLASS SERVANT IN THE HOPES OF CHEATING OUT A WIN, AND THEY SUMMONED ANGRA
WHEN HE DIED AND WAS RETURNED TO THE GRAIL AS MANA, HIS EXISTENCE AS THE COLLECTIVE WISH OF HUMANITY TO ABSORB ALL EVILS OF THE WORLD ACTIVATED THE GREATER GRAIL'S RESPONSE AND SPIKED THE GRAIL WITH IT'S WISH, SO IT'S WISH IS NOW PRE-PROGRAMMED INSIDE OF IT TO DEFAULT TO "BIRTH ANGRA MAINYU"
ZEROFAGS THINK THAT THE GRAIL IS A MONKEY'S PAW, AND THAT THE GRAIL FUNCTIONS TO TWIST A WISH TO CREATE SUFFERING, BUT THAT'S FUCKING WRONG; IT WAS ONLY EVER GOING TO BIRTH ANGRA AND THEY'VE BEEN SPOUTING NONSENSE FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS STRAIGHT

>> No.2466186

>>2466159
Gura: Marine and Matsuri

>> No.2466188

>>2466151
this is certainly a very predictable and highly periodic phenomenon.

>> No.2466192

>>2466151
Fuck you Susan/10

>> No.2466193

>>2465988
The Holy Grail pre-Angra Mainyu wasn't "cursed" but also only functioned exactly how Angra Mainyu described; it'll grant your wish, but only in a way that you can understand. For Kiritsugu, who only ever tried to achieve his ideal by killing others, it'll manifest his wish of saving the world by committing genocide on a worldwide scale. The Grail can't grant your wish in a way that you yourself can't conceptualize, which is why Kiritsugu was doomed to fail even if Angra Mainyu didn't exist. All Angra Mainyu did was turn the wish-granting device of the Holy Grail into something that, regardless of what you wish for, will result in the birth of All the World's Evils.

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2466194

>>2466120
Can't wait until she makes me drink a Unicorn's load.

>> No.2466196

>>2466159
Its always funny to be that Ame is only behind Kiara in number of Collabs. Its good that she's doing her reps, fuck people that don't like collabs.

>> No.2466195

>>2466068
Takos are pretty neat huh

>> No.2466197
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2466197

>>2466120
>I actually managed to land on my oshi first try
I'm going to be just fine.

>> No.2466198

>>2465961
My virgin detector is off the chart with her.
My rrat is Mori and Gura = Virgins. They are too fucking autistic and spill too much spaghetti.

>> No.2466199

>>2466119
it's even worse since all those you mentioned, specially ina's, are very well rigged, Gura's hood is a terrible job.

>> No.2466201

>>2466120
Oh fuck I got Haachama (or Haato)

>> No.2466203
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2466203

>>2466165
But I unironically enjoy Kiara's voice

>> No.2466204

>>2466120
Astel.... can he cook?

>> No.2466207

>>2466120
Kanade better know how to fucking COOK because he isn't getting any pity from me

>> No.2466209

>>2466120
>Pizza Papa
Huh. Something tells me I know what's for dinner.

>> No.2466210

>>2466160
>>2466163
>>2466168
How did we all get Kira?

>> No.2466215

>>2465828
True but you might have shown your power level too quickly. Gotta ease people in to the healthy stuff.
How do tiny farms even work? You need some sort of fertilizer right? The plants are not going to get any good trace minerals unless they are in the soil.

>> No.2466216

>>2466120
>Moona
Does she even cook? I wouldn't mind eating lots of cheeseburgers though.

>> No.2466218
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2466218

>>2466116
i wouldn't want a resident sperg to have to change anything, just need to educate the populace on proper anya scouting and identification as to not mislabel individuals or species.
anyaposter taxonomy should be taught in /hlgg/ school.

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2466217

>>2466120
It's really awkward because she's racist against my wife and probably hates my guts as well for being a gaijin.

>> No.2466219

>>2466120
>Towa
She's a good housewife, I'll be fine.

>> No.2466220
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2466220

>>2466120
she eats all the food

>> No.2466222

>>2465992
How are we missing the obvious explanation, she said Discord because that's how J approached her, the literally only way she's dated is over discord [/spoiler ] and discord sex with Ame.

>> No.2466223

>>2466120
>Mori
Deadbeats, can she cook?

>> No.2466224

jwu how we doing guramebros

>> No.2466226

>>2466167
That's actually surprising, especially with how short her RDR2 stream was.
Sorry chumbuds but I really hope she drops it and moves on to something else.

>> No.2466229

>>2466151
BUY THE DIP

>> No.2466228

>>2466198
My virgin detector is off the charts with you. Its like you never heard of kayfabe. Also should stop talking about this to avoid doxfags.

>> No.2466232

>>2466160
>>2466163
>>2466168
>THREE Kiras
How? Is this a sign?

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2466233

>>2466120
cute dog

>> No.2466234

>>2466120
>Lamy
how fucked am I?

>> No.2466236

does Cover have THQ permissions?

>> No.2466237

>>2466120
>Risu
My oshi cooking me dinner let's fucking go I don't even care how good or bad it would be

>> No.2466238

>>2466151
it works as intended

>> No.2466239

>>2466226
>Drops it
>When she finished it

>> No.2466240

Anyone got the timestamp for when Gura read the chris SC? I missed it

>> No.2466241
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2466241

>>2466120
>Flare

>> No.2466244

>>2466120
>Ina
pretty good

>> No.2466247

>>2466223
No

>> No.2466248

>>2466204
>implying you won’t have to cook three meals for him during his 18 hour apex binges

>> No.2466250
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2466250

>>2466215
>plants are not going to get any good trace minerals unless they are in the soil.
common misconception, you can grow microgreens with a plastic tray, a sponge, and water. Look up low budget hydroponics for more info.

>> No.2466253

Guys, that retard is the last person you should be taking advice from on how to develop a healthy brain.

>> No.2466254

>>2466224
Fine, I just miss Ame..

>> No.2466255

>>2466181
Did you make all these Anya edits yourself? They're all so beautiful and have nice filenames.

>> No.2466256

>>2466217
Anon you are retarded she isn't racist just autistic. You read an inspect element shitpost off this site.

>> No.2466257

>>2466120
>Pekora
I haven't done my reps, /jp/, I failed...

>> No.2466258

>>2466185
>THEY'VE BEEN SPOUTING NONSENSE FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS STRAIGHT
and i will continue to do that just yo make you seethe

>> No.2466260

>>2466120
>lamy
im worried.

>> No.2466262

>>2466239
Do i type the
>[deleted]
preemptively for when you notice your mistake?

>> No.2466264

>>2466232
He will return...

>> No.2466266

>>2466051
Ark is a good one to find girls. Same with GTA

>> No.2466267

>>2466224
Oh yeah! Doing just fine anon...
W-we're getting a collab soon, right?

>> No.2466268
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2466268

image slot for chikinwife

>> No.2466269

>>2466223
She said she can make curry apparently, but that's it iirc

>> No.2466271

>>2466240
About 4 hours and 5 minutes in.

>> No.2466273
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2466273

Mori is very pretty.

>> No.2466275

>>2466262
Fuck it's late and I can't read

>> No.2466276

true unitychads would be able to tell who's who by voice and bgm alone right?
https://www.sporcle.com/games/TrekLord/holovoice

>> No.2466277

>>2465828
holy fucking based

>> No.2466279

>>2466167
I love her

>> No.2466280

>>2466120
>Dad
Can she cook? I always watch her having food deliveries.

>> No.2466281

>>2466239
Anon I was talking about RDR2...

>> No.2466282

>>2466051
Overwatch

>> No.2466285

>>2466037
she talked about her dinner date in a way you'd only be aware of if you'd been on one.

>> No.2466284

>>2466223
she can only make curry

>> No.2466287
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2466287

>>2466268
another chickenwife slot!

>> No.2466289

>>2466256
>Implying the shitpost isn't based off facts.

>> No.2466288

>>2466120
>Matsuri
Fuck no, reroll
>Temma
Why

Why

>> No.2466290

>>2466258
IT WORKS

>> No.2466293

>>2466181
>Educate people.
Correctpilled, put aside a few hours a week at a minimum all through primary and highschool to teach proper nutrition, cooking and physical health. But it'll go in the "too hard" basket and the decline will continue.

>> No.2466296

>>2465592
I've had 7 partners. It's weird that this board is actually full of virgins, quit making us look bad guys.

>> No.2466294

>>2466228
>he thinks awful advice from the 9000 year old shark is kayfabe
you're more delusional than unicorns at this point.

>> No.2466297

>>2466287
basado

>> No.2466301

>>2466120
>Anya
W-what can she cook?

>> No.2466303

>>2466248
I'd actually do it. He'd be stuck with different variations of fried rice though...

>> No.2466305

>>2466052
I just need to hear them sing together, at least once, in a real karaoke. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK???

>> No.2466307

>>2466181
>taking home ec out of the general curriculum was the second most damaging thing that ever happened to society
Do you have a plan of action?
You've gotten me invested in your own beliefs and ideas but it's worthless if all you're doing is ranting about it at parties and basket weaving sites.

>> No.2466309

>>2466273
i miss her...

>> No.2466311

>>2466280
We'll know for sure when she does her BBQ stream.

>> No.2466312

>>2466296
t. woman

>> No.2466313

>>2466143
His plan isn't to tell you the truth anon, his plan is to make up a whole lot of stupid shit that explains his nature while also telling everyone how to cook something that way he can change how people are cooking at large, and by extension, make restaurants better so he can finally be lazy and eat out. Or something like that.

>> No.2466314

>>2466287
baste

>> No.2466315

>>2466276
>start the video
>Mel literally says her name

>> No.2466318

>>2466296
>It's weird that the board that obsesses over streamers with anime avatars is full of virgins
Really? You serious?

>> No.2466319

>>2466120
>Orange woman
Uh oh....

>> No.2466322

>>2465592
I even hold the boobs. They feel like bags of sand.

>> No.2466324

>>2466120
>Flare
Ayyyy not bad! She seems responsible.

>> No.2466327

[Image of Shion's cunny]

>> No.2466328

>>2466244
Hope you enjoy instant ramen.

>> No.2466329

>>2466290
IT JUST WORKS

>> No.2466331

>>2466120
>some brown dude with eyepatch


I dont even know who that is...

>> No.2466332

>>2466289
>shitpost
>facts

>> No.2466336

>>2466250
You can make a lot of stuff out of the air but not stuff like potassium and magnesium.

>> No.2466338

>>2466120
>gura
I'll eat it.

>> No.2466341

>>2466226
I didn't mean that it was surprising given the week's stream but I suppose that's also true. I just meant that it's surprising because she's been consistently hovering16hrs/7days for a very long time.
It feels nice to see that she seems to be streaming more because she feels like it, though.

>> No.2466344

>>2466280
>he* him*
I feel like Aruran could be the type to cook his own food as a means to save money if he has the appliances required.

>> No.2466347

>>2465988
>when the vn said it was always cursed by Angra?
Ilya goes out of her way to specifically say the Einzberns are the ones who fucked everything up by summoning Angra Mainyu in the third HGW. tl;dr - they summoned him, he had shit stats and got blown the fuck out instantly, went back to the grail, grail gets corrupted. There are a lot of details between these steps but these are the bare essentials.

>> No.2466348

>>2466120
>keep clicking
>get Towa 3 times
I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER IDK IF SHE CAN COOK GEEZ

>> No.2466352

>>2466269
>>2466284
Shit, I hate curry. Take out it is I guess

>> No.2466354

>>2466051
I frequently run into girls when playing Project Winter and Dead by Daylight. Also to a lesser extent Apex but they were always duo'd with either their boyfriend or a friend

>> No.2466355

>>2466327
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.2466356

>>2466181
Fuck your off topic bullshit already. And fuck the rest of you who enable him.

>> No.2466357

>>2466285
she talked about not being able to talk while eating in front of other people. there's a key difference there. is it possible she was talking about a date she's had? yes, but it's also possible she's applying experiences she's had eating with friends or family to potential dates. we'll never know for sure.

>> No.2466358

>>2466224
Somebody proposed the idea of a Cats watchalong through SC.
Gura seemed interested. I'm actually quite afraid now.
Wouldn't that be some monkey paw shit?

>> No.2466360

>>2466296
Fuck off Woman

>> No.2466361

>>2466319
if its Kiara she can make french toast and simple pasta I think

>> No.2466363

>>2466120
Nene!!! I don't know how well she can cook, but she's really cute and I'd enjoy talking with her for a while. One of the Holos I'd most like to befriend.

>> No.2466364

>>2466338
Brave man

>> No.2466367

>>2466331
wanted to reply with a picture of the demoman but the image limit is reached..

>> No.2466366

>>2466250
Hydroponics may be good, but they aren't nearly as effective as using good dirt yet.

>> No.2466368

>>2466356
t. tourist

>> No.2466369

>Your oshi
>Say something nice about yourself

>> No.2466375

>>2466119
Damn, Ame is the only to actually fully utilise her rig.

>> No.2466376

I love you Gura, goodnight.

>> No.2466378

don't look too stiff, alright? if you look stiff, you're gonna look weird. stand up straight. posture check.

>> No.2466379

>>2466120
>Haachama
I'm so fucked

>> No.2466382

>>2466120
>Miko
I'm not sure... 35P, how is Miko's cooking, is it edible?

>> No.2466385

>>2466356
t. eats lunchables

>> No.2466387

I love ame

>> No.2466390

I
LOVE
AME!

>> No.2466393

>>2466356
I’d rather have him than zhangs posting cat mutilations

>> No.2466395

>>2466312
>>2466360
I'm a dude. Women don't go here.

>> No.2466396

Ina

>> No.2466397

>>2466120
Aqua
Uh idk much beside she plays Apex for too long so I assume she can't cook despite her maid appearance

>> No.2466398

>>2466378
and SMILE. as if you're happy, alright?

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