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>> No.24619589
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>> No.24619635
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you made her sad

>> No.24619672
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>>24619551
um chumbos
isnt that..?
you know...

>> No.24619718
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>>24619672
A fully developed adult woman? Of course it is

>> No.24619721
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>>24619635
i love gabby!

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Gura ASMR when?

>> No.24619780

>>24619672
A sex goddess? Yes.

>> No.24619816
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>>24619780
The one I pray to every night

>> No.24619881

>>24619776
It will be a voicepack as part of her birthday merch

>> No.24619902

Reminder that Kronii unironically made Gura too ashamed to do her intro ever again.

>> No.24619917
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>>24619902
domoooo same diesuuu

>> No.24619947

>>24619902
Domo shame deshu~

>> No.24620017

>>24619902
I've always felt like "domo same desu" is kinda cringe, especially when she says it during collabs

>> No.24620132
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>>24620017
You're cringe.

>> No.24620171
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>>24619902
after hearing rumors that in the off collab the kronester was unironically looking for girl-on-girl love, would gura actually be the one to reciprocate if they off collab?

>> No.24620211

>>24620171
Social anxiety would stop her

>> No.24620306
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.24620310
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>>24619004
>wanting to fart on gura
>not wanting gura to fart on you

>> No.24620311

>>24620171
calling the retarded rrats that come out of this place "rumors" is a little generous

>> No.24620365

>>24620310
but why not both?

>> No.24620372

>>24620171
Despite the shitposting on here, Gura is not actually in that type of love with her friends and nothing will actually happen when they meet up

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>> No.24620485
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>>24620406
w-why is she looking at me like that? Why is her mouth open? Is she hungry? Does she want me to feed her?

>> No.24620506

>>24620372
Go back.

>> No.24620511

>>24620485
She wants you to place yourself into her mouth

>> No.24620560

>>24620017
Fag. It's cute and she should say it proudly.

>> No.24620577
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>> No.24620664

Hey, hey people. Goobs here

>> No.24620667
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>>24620511
I guess my time has come. Remember me chumbies.

>> No.24620674
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>>24620577
Spooky horror game where you go together with Gura in haunted places trying to exorcise ghosts where?

>> No.24620697
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>> No.24620752

>>24619902
Doesn't Kronii make fun of everyone's intros?

>> No.24620844

>>24620752
Gura thinks hers isn't very good and takes it much much harder than them.

>> No.24620919 [SPOILER] 
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>>24620664

>> No.24620943
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>>24620844
>and takes it much much harder than them
She doesn't care and plays along, anon.

>> No.24620964

Does fauna know how to DM I miss Scout

>> No.24620982
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>>24620664

>> No.24620995

>>24620964
She DMs me all the time, mostly to talk about Gura

>> No.24621107

>>24620995
Proof?

>> No.24621225

>>24620943
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.24621328
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>>24621107
I'm not leaking our private messages

>> No.24621446
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Why do so many of you larp but do it so badly?
>People larp as Gura
>People larp as Fauna
>People even larp as Gura's husband when I'M RIGHT HERE

>> No.24621503 [SPOILER] 
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oh no no chumkeks? is this your oshi?

>> No.24621523
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>>24621503

>> No.24621558

>>24621503
PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE

>> No.24621840
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I like her new intro, has more of her personality on it. It would be perfect if she threw a "shaaaark" somewhere on it tho.

>> No.24621928 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.24622005

>>24621446
And this anon larps as me

>> No.24622060
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Remember when she tried doing the SHAHAHARK laugh on her debut and immediately regretted it? God, I love her so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBK0gKW61NU&t=1571s

>> No.24622202

>>24622060
i'm honestly surprised i didn't die from how cute she was in that stream

>> No.24622208
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Gura has so many vocaloid songs she can sing but she's too embarrassed about her Japanese pronunciation.

>> No.24622244

>>24621558
Now I want to see a Tool album art style Gura.

>> No.24622253

>>24622060
I can't stand watching this now that I'm used to a Gura who isn't wishing she could crawl inside her own stomach to get away from the stress.

>> No.24622265
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>> No.24622640

>>24622208
Sometimes I wish she wasn't such a perfectionist. I remember she mentioned that she was really close to uploading a Tricolore Airline cover a while ago but it looks like she gave up on that.

>> No.24622712 [DELETED] 

>>24622640
Hahaha the perfectionist cope, what a classic!

>> No.24622727

>>24622640
perfectionism is how she excuses her laziness. don't be fooled

>> No.24622738

how hard can gura pee

>> No.24622783

>>24622738
she's weak including her bladder muscles. you can pee harder than her.

>> No.24622787

>>24622738
just a weak-medium stream, not a dribble but nowhere near charge rifle

>> No.24622847

>>24622640
She used to be fine singing Japanese songs but working on covers and having the producers tell her to redo lines because she fucked up the pronunciation got to her head.

>> No.24622886

>>24622712
>>24622727
Wait, I thought you guys watch Gura even though you hate her. Do you just forget things that don't fit your narrative?

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>>24622738

>> No.24622999

>>24622886
Schizos aren't even members, you can post edited member posts and they think its real

>> No.24623008

>>24622847
I remember her saying something like that after the release of the aikotoba cover with Kiara.
Like how she mispronounced the words or something

>> No.24623019 [DELETED] 

>>24622886
Wow what a clever subject change! Very smooth and subtle and organic.

>> No.24623046

>>24622244
...except that then "Tool" is just me penis, correcting Gura! Haha, get it?
Yeah, me!

>> No.24623080

>>24623019
Are you literally autistic?

>> No.24623132

>>24623080
of course he is autistic, and so are you.

>> No.24623162

>>24622244
Qrd on this?
I don't even know what "Tool" is

>> No.24623185

>>24623162
do zoomers really?

>> No.24623188 [DELETED] 

>>24623080
The adults are talking, please stop interjecting.

>> No.24623244

>>24623188
I'm not sure if I'd call men who waste their entire day seething at an anime shark girl "adults"

>> No.24623258
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>>24623162
Tool time

>> No.24623288

>>24623244
i'm not sure i'd call men who waste their entire day whiteknighting an anime shark girl "adults" either. what is your fucking point.

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>>24623288
Oh
It's the r*ddit guy
Sorry for biting this chumbies

>> No.24623455

I'm still hoping for a haiiro to ao cover...

>> No.24623457

>>24623429
i'm not even the guy you were originally responding to, i'm just pointing out how retarded your argument is.

>> No.24623523

>>24623288
Oh, so you are autistic.
You fail to see the difference between simply enjoying something and autistically screeching at something that other people enjoy because you don't like it.

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>> No.24623566
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Is gura dead?

>> No.24623577
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>>24623457
Nyo

>> No.24623634

>>24623523
correction: i fail to see the difference between autistically screeching at something other people enjoy and autistically screeching at the people autistically screeching at something other people enjoy. if you enjoy gura then just have fun and stop responding to retards. you are literally no better than them.

>> No.24623718

>>24623185
Nah just a spic that listens to cumbia
But not because i want to but because thats the only shit they put on the radio

>> No.24623776

>>24623634
As if autistically screeching at the people autistically screeching at the people autistically screeching at something is any better

>> No.24623886

>>24623776
this is 4chan, we are all autists and retards and theres no point denying it

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>> No.24624067 [DELETED] 

>>24623523
I do this out of love for Gura and the chumbies. I don't want anyone making the same mistakes I did.

>> No.24624079

>>24623718
I wonder if Gura saw something like this
https://youtu.be/FL9hDiROReg

>> No.24624105
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>these landcrabs think gura would actually pick them
sorry but im the only guy she has eyes on

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Sunday schizo here, Gura won't stream on sunday.

>> No.24624199

>>24624050
her legs look a bit off
but very cute

>> No.24624363

>>24619589
just rechecked the schedule... So probably she'll drop by Ina's stream then a 1-day break (for us). See you all on membersonly!

>> No.24624396

>>24624363
sure, but remember that minecraft can happen at any time!

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>> No.24624407

>>24624363
>he's going to miss the minecraft guerilla on saturday

>> No.24624423

what if gura farted REALLY loudly on stream what would you do

>> No.24624430

4'7" is a literal child height
you could literally just carry her everywhere

>> No.24624442

Gura is extra sweet this week, probably because her birthday is coming up? No complaining though, I am very excited for her bday merch!

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>>24624430

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>>24616972
L-word, explain yourself.

>> No.24624477

>>24624430
i know, isn't it erotic

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>>24624423

>> No.24624508

>>24624423
character limit-spam :GuraMM: and cum

>> No.24624563

>>24624463
I have mixed feelings about this.

>> No.24624585

>>24624463
Oh, so the retards defending the off topic posting were discordfags. Good to know.

>> No.24624662

>>24624079
Are there even spanish songs in that app?

>> No.24624688

>>24624662
She sang la bamba

>> No.24624704

Anyone here got lucky with the meet and greet? or is it really rigged?

>> No.24624735

>>24624704
It was rigged ya retard.

>> No.24624744

>>24624704
it's really rigged

>> No.24624783

>>24624735
>>24624744
Did anyone tell her how suspicious it was?

>> No.24624803

>>24624783
it'll sink in slowly during the meet and greet itself

>> No.24624833

>>24624783
She doesn't know unless she is /here/ for real.

>> No.24624859

>>24624463
>Lily and her orbiters were the ones saying that those chubas can be discussed here because they are cunny
There really is no saving this general

>> No.24624899

>>24624803
She could ask them for something related to her streams that only true fans would know or notice.
It requires you to watch her every stream.

>> No.24624934

>>24624803
>>24624833
aren't AnimeCentral's staffs volunteers? If only I've known

>> No.24624947

>>24624783
I'm out of the loop on this. Why do some people think that it was rigged?

>> No.24624965

>>24624423
adjust pants so that I don't get my flag flying half mast stuck in the zipper

>> No.24624997

>>24624934
Volunteers or not it creates a conflict of interest for them to be allowed to join the raffle or whatevee the process is.

>> No.24625089

>>24624947
the only people confirmed to have got in are 1 staff member and 2 suspicious twitter accounts that follow each other. not a single fan has confirmed winning the meet and greet

>> No.24625109

>>24624947
The only known winner is a staff member. No one else still came out, claiming they've won

>> No.24625146

>>24624947
there's been no sign of even one normal hololive fan winning in the lottery. a number of people have come forward to say they were picked, and all of them are, for lack of a better term, "con hobbyists". no one on 4chan has mentioned winning. no one in chat has mentioned it. i can't check discord, but someone who has an account ought to look. if you can show me one normal hololive fan, even a casual fan who watches a stream or two every couple of weeks, that will relieve my suspicion.

>> No.24625180

>>24624423
Make countless cheese cutting and wind breaking jokes.

>> No.24625194

>>24625089
>>24625109
>>24625146
Damn, that does sound kinda fishy

>> No.24625197

>>24624463
The fuck am I looking at?

>> No.24625198

>>24625089
To be fair, I wouldn't publicly tell anyone that I won. I would post here however, and we haven't really got any of that either,

>> No.24625237

>>24625198
no, and even a majority might not. but ONE would. show me ONE. this is an incredibly fucking low bar.

>> No.24625321

>>24625197
Fembud being a whore.

>> No.24625445

>>24624997
>>24624934
>>24624899
>that only true fans would know
If the anon above is right about staff members being volunteers, they might be a hardcore Gura fan since they volunteered expecting the raffle to happen and rigging the raffle for them to get picked. So even if the raffle is rigged, there's a high possibility that the winners are ''true'' fans as you've said.

>> No.24625465

>>24625237
I mean, i would have expected the contrary. After all, who doesn't want to celebrate they got in even if anonymously?
I bet any chumbud /here/ who said they got in and provided proof would have gotten a good reception. "Lucky bastard, nice, well done..." and all that jazz aside from the usual salty loser.

>> No.24625534

>>24625445
No, insiders would sell the spot to con hobbyists.
Sure you could argue that among those hobbyists there's a chumbud or two but still.
That's some bullshit.

>> No.24625628

>>24625534
I'm doomposting so i would be happy to be proven wrong.
All in all i couldn't attend even if i had won a spot on the meet and greet.

>> No.24625685 [DELETED] 

If I was hosting a meet and greet with my fans I would want to know how they were picked, would probably insist on being involved somehow.

>> No.24625726

>>24625628
i'm in the same position, in that i simply could not have attended due to work. i was assuming at least some normal fans would get it. when i heard nothing, that bothered me. i've tried several times to inflame people into disproving me, but no one has anything. the lottery wasn't just partly rigged. it was completely rigged. the entire list of slots was allocated through corruption. prove me wrong.

>> No.24625863

>>24625726
Normals and regular fans would have tweeted about winning by now. Not only due to excitement but also for attention.

>> No.24625873

>>24624463
What I cant watch cunny vtubers?
Also no I wasnt the person bringing them up but I do think its retarded to get mad about it.

>> No.24625882

>>24625863
and, no, not all of them. but definitely one, maybe two!

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>>24625873
Whore, black pilled again. Not even fembuds are loyal.

>> No.24625955

What if gura?

>> No.24625979

>>24625939
>trusting discordniggers
what did you expect?

>> No.24625992

>>24625939
Gura isn't live dumbie. Even Gura said she was checking out non Holo vtubers.

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>>24625955

>> No.24626003

>>24625939
Told you all fembuds couldn't ever be real chumbuds. Lacking the ability to impregnate Gura prevents them from ever staying loyal.

>> No.24626042

>random dude says he hopes Gura doesn't overlap some debuts so he can't watch them
>Stupid niggers crying about it being off topic like a fucking month later still
God damn....

>> No.24626047

>>24625939
to be fair gura only streams like 10 hours a week, got to watch something else on the side, might as well be more cunny

>> No.24626050

>>24625939
Worse of all it's a jew

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>>24625992
You've made me even more loyal to Gura, guess i can thank you for that.

>> No.24626110

>>24626050
>>>/pol/
Go back before you start Hitler posting again please.

>> No.24626123

>>24625939
That's what you get for trusting a discord refugee attentionwhore lol
Only love Gura
Only talk about Gura

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>>24626047
What is Fauna, mumei, ame and IRyS?
At least they are holos, and let's not add holoJP for those who do their reps.

>> No.24626163

>>24626127
>What is Fauna, mumei, ame and IRyS?
you mean the other holos that also don't stream rumao

>> No.24626175

>>24625726
There was a Deadbeat on Discord that said they got a slot. I don't think it's rigged, I think it's just an issue of a low barrier to entry on entering the raffle inflating the general con attendee/Holofan ratio.

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HOW COULD ANYONE BETRAY GURA WHEN THERE IS ALL THOS GREAT HOLOLIVE CONTENT TO CHOOSE FROM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

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>> No.24626219 [DELETED] 

People love to overshare in discord... Like where they work... Their sick parents that they take care of....

>> No.24626245

>>24624783
She probably doesn't know it's rigged but she'll know anyone talking to her aren't regular fans based on what they say

>> No.24626249

>>24626191
Sana needs those views chumbud, please watch her stream

>> No.24626253

>>24626191
Yea..... That's pretty fucking dire I won't lie.

>> No.24626298

>>24620171
She should be naked in this gif

>> No.24626311

>>24626219
Good for you. Go back.

>> No.24626334

>>24626253
It's not a good timeslot. Go do something productive and return in 3-4hours.

>> No.24626339

>>24626219
yeah too bad you're too much of a pussy to do anything about it

>> No.24626374

>>24626311
>he didn't do his due diligence and got a taste of discordfaggotry himself so he could speak out of experience
Kek, threadreader.

>> No.24626395

>>24626249
She doesn't deserve to get them

>> No.24626408
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>>24626110
Found the jew

>> No.24626416

>>24626395
Fair enough.

>> No.24626422

>>24626110
Rent free

>> No.24626466

>>24626422
>Bitches about Jews almost every other day in ggg
>Rent free
?????

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I can't believe gura really fucking died!

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>> No.24626510
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>> No.24626515

>>24626466
I've literally never seen anyone doing that and I spend way too much time in this thread

>> No.24626524

>>24626191
I mean i'm watching some spic chuba because there are no other options right now.
Everything except twitchwhores and nijis, fuck'em

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>>24626422
Come here little jew shrimp, come see how rent free you are when I unhinge my jaws

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>> No.24626620

>>24626515
So far it's been two times in the past 30 days, so no it's not every other day.
In fact i think it was within the same week.

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>l-word was the image spammer all along

>> No.24626675
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Are we posting images?
As long as it isn't booba Gura it's fine

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This thread is the ultimate proof that I will be the last Chumbud.

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>>24626673
No I'm the cunny poster
I don't like to just spam images
Anyways people are being retarded again so I'll see you all tomorrow.

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>>24626675
Shut up faggot
Don't jinx it

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>> No.24626829

At least post new stuff if you gonna post images non stop.

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>>24626829

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>> No.24626892

>>24626868
Old.

>> No.24626902

Im now wandering the convention hall trying to find the details of tomorrow's panel. Ive seen some holo merch, Gura included, but no one with Gura merch on. I have seen a home made tako hat though

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>> No.24626950

>>24626902
Any cool or interesting merch?

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>> No.24626995

>>24626902
Pics where are they

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>> No.24627023

>>24626902
Can you share some pics?

>> No.24627028

what if gura was real and in the physical space and you could smell her if you wanted

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>>24627023
>>24626950
>>24626995
I haven't had a chance to take many yet. Here is a Gura print for sale, ive seen quite a few of those and key chains so far

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>> No.24627182

Reminder that Ina birthday stream is in 3 hours.

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>>24627093
Gura's teeth are so cute

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>> No.24627339

>>24627147
That, that looks like a nice print.

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>> No.24627363

>>24624423
https://youtu.be/qKjKUSZHrcA?t=9170

I hate her teasing....

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This brat has me at the palm of her hand how does she do it?

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>> No.24627422

>>24627339
I've already seen some artists work that i recognize. It's kinda interesting

>> No.24627430

>>24627377
She doesn't.

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>> No.24627442

i have very good pre-chat logs for all of may, in that i've normally been able to get there early and start logging within minutes of when the chat opened all month. i searched all of them for "lottery" in any capitalization. all mentions of the lottery fall into one of two categories: people hoping they will win (before the lottery results were distributed), and people saying they didn't win. i also did the same thing for "greet" and then "meet" (which took the longest), and found messages in the same two categories, plus several "meet and feet" and "cheesed to meet you" jokes and a lot of pre-chat greetings. i didn't find anyone claiming to have won.

my logs only cover gura's own streams, off-channel streams she participated in, and a handful of streams that i logged because i anticipated there was a chance she might join. so, this does largely ignore anything that brats might have said. if anyone wants to double-check then i can upload all of the pre-chat logs.

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>>24619589
It's adorable how Gura included Ina's birthday. They have an adorable friendship.

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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.24627508

I've now seen my first Gura cosplayer.

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>> No.24627572

>>24627544
me in the box

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Gura liked this image in which her appearance resembles that of a small child, suggestively showing her thighs and belly

>> No.24627763

Saw a stall selling loli dakis. No Gura though

>> No.24627825

>>24627588
Nice

>> No.24627836

>>24627697
this post has earned one "uoh ".

>> No.24627853

>>24627147
Thanks for the pic
Hoping to see more
>>24627763
That's a shame

>> No.24627901

>>24627508
Man or woman?

>> No.24627927

>>24627508
You can't just say that without a picture

>> No.24627954

>>24627468
they didn't talk to each other since april fools

>> No.24628054

>>24627954
yeah because holos never ever interact with each other offstream, obviously.

>> No.24628066

>>24626675
holy shit look at that fat tail

>> No.24628134 [DELETED] 

>>24628054
Watch streams you sctusl retard hpky shit get the fuv koyr

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>>24627468
>They have an adorable friendship
sometimes it really does feel like Ina is goomba's actual big sister

>> No.24628255

>>24628134
are you having a stroke?

>> No.24628309

>>24627853
>>24627901
I didn't take a picture, they were kinda far off and I'm just wandering. I've also seen one comedy shirt now

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>> No.24628386

>>24628255
drumk

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Gura loves Ina. In fact she loves her so much that she couldn't hold back during the Portal collab and had to masturbate on stream.

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>>24628415

>> No.24628497

>>24628309
Kek
That shirt is really popular huh

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>>24628309
Nice

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>>24628386
Same

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>>24628756

>> No.24629089

>>24628756
>>24629031
rubrubrubrubrub

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>> No.24629138

>>24628756
>>24629031
This looks like Ina is about to get a taste of dino cunny

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>>24629138
I don't blame her
https://files.catbox.moe/twypx0.jpg

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>>24628892
Honestly I'm drinking vodka, nta, so i assumed he is drumkit makes sense.

>> No.24629273

Gura DEMANDS you watch Ina's birthday stream

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>> No.24629361

>>24629273
I'll watch until Gura's call in ends

>> No.24629415

>>24629361
Based.

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>>24629237
That's a nice pussy

>> No.24629557

I think i have determined where and when the panel will be. It's kinda in a shit spot, the real question is how early to get there beforehand

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>> No.24629622

>>24629557
Have you taken any pics yet?

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gao glechtenstein

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>> No.24629731

>>24629557
Probably right after whenever the previous panel there ends. If you're there too early they'll probably shoo you away.

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>> No.24629790

>>24629245
rubrubrubrubrub

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>>24629622
Taken some but not that many yet.
>>24629731
Im trying to find the actual spot but it looks like they don't even have it setup yet.

>> No.24629877

All this Gura/Ina art is cute as fuck

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>>24629890

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>> No.24630277

why is gura always slurping?

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>> No.24630360

>>24630277
The tism

>> No.24630385

>>24630277
Mimicking her oshi.

>> No.24630391

>>24630277
i make her suck my cock while she streams

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>> No.24630401

>>24630277
All I know is that she's been doing it a lot more lately, maybe it's because she found out it turns us on.

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>>24630099

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>> No.24630450

>>24630352
God they're so chubby

>> No.24630459

>>24625685

if I was Gura, I would allow it to be purely random so I can avoid all blame of being biased

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>> No.24630500

>>24630459
if you were gura i would mating press you right now you little shit

>> No.24630502
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https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1527741761292242944

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https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1527741761292242944

>> No.24630542

>>24630502
>>24630522
yeah those chairs? all me.

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>> No.24630591

>>24630502
>>24630522
Oh goody, another one of those rehearsed panels. I hope it's better managed than the first full EN panel and Gooba isn't too drained after the rehearsal.

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https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1527743462895980545

>> No.24630691

>>24630502
Ha nice

>> No.24630697
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>> No.24630781

>>24630500

and you would be amazon pressed SHRIMP

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>> No.24630802

>>24630502
>>24630522
That doesn't seem to be the space they had listed online... Fucking hell this con

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>> No.24630858

>>24630802
Aren't they just rehearsing today?

>> No.24630904

>>24630858
>>24619589

>> No.24630915

>>24630858
Im assuming they are rehearsing in the same spot though

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>> No.24631014

>>24630915
Haha get ready for "EN law" tomorrow

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>>24630688
3d Gura

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>>24630913

>my webm saved

cute

>> No.24631205

>>24631179
looks like a bootleg

>> No.24631235

>>24631179
Is that the exclusive shirt?

>> No.24631238

>>24631195
it may have been posted once or twice in /wah/

>> No.24631240

Gura is the fakest bitch I've ever come across. It's as impressive as it is revolting.

>> No.24631273

>>24631238
mine is intentionally sped up

>> No.24631279

>>24631179
that's a very ugly design

>> No.24631299

>>24630913
Go back to /wah/.

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chumbies i am hunry feed me

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>>24631179
that print looks like its gonna start cracking after the 3rd wash

>> No.24631350

>>24631179
>even with 3D Gura can't escape the generic GAO pose

>> No.24631361

>>24630277
She is mouth breather. Also don't make fun of her.

>> No.24631373

>>24631179
this shirt screams "I get all my nutrients from pussy juice"

>> No.24631396

>>24631319
In person it looks like it already is

>> No.24631399

never finished
>gta
>bully
>dmc 4
>metroid
what am I missing?

>> No.24631418

>>24630394
I want to color this art

>> No.24631435

>>24631399
for starters, it would be easier to list games she has finished rather than hasn't, also you're a retard.

>> No.24631443

>>24631306
Okay *unzips dick*

>> No.24631445

>>24631399
a chromosome

>> No.24631472

>>24631399
almost nobody cares about finishing games

>> No.24631473

>>24631435
Don't help him ya dumbass

>> No.24631504

>>24630715
cute

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>>24631445
I think he has more than enough of those, anon

>> No.24631550

geez, it was just a question... does it really bother you guys that much she doesn't finish anything?

>> No.24631566

>>24631550
>>24631472

>> No.24631621

>>24631179
How much are they asking for it?

>> No.24631639

>>24616220
>>24616285
based

>> No.24631830

>>24631621
40 if i remember right

>> No.24631907

I have now located the correct room for the panel, the staff member I talked to was clueless and told me wrong when I asked. They also had the time wrong. I also know where the meet and greet is now

>> No.24631941

>>24631907
do you think gura is there personally at the panel?
she did mention airplanes again, big chance she is there to minimize technical delays

>> No.24631964

>>24631907
You sound like a crazy person

>> No.24631977

>>24631941
retard

>> No.24631979

>>24631941
Of course she's not gonna be there...

>> No.24631978

>>24631941
anon...

>> No.24632012

>>24631964
Im just trying to figure shit out ahead of time.

>> No.24632026

>>24631941
yeah bro she's there, I live in chicagoland and she flew over my house a few hours ago

>> No.24632043

>>24631964
why? he is narrating his experience of being at the con for those of us who couldn't make it. not crazy at all.

>> No.24632051

>>24631964
hey you should be more polite to our guy on the inside

>> No.24632050

>>24632012
Why the fuck are you posting it here like some psycho tracking her down then? Keep that shit to yourself you freak.

>> No.24632053

>>24632026
So that's what that smell was

>> No.24632076

>>24632012
Just don't try too hard, bro.

>> No.24632089

>>24632050
retard

>> No.24632147

>>24632050
he's at a con half a country away from her, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.24632157

>>24632050
Weird bait, have this reply you want so bad

>> No.24632181

>>24631399
a lot actually:
[Might return to and close to finishing]: Power Wash Simulator, Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem, Terraria (I think only beat 2 bosses), Superhot, There is No Game, Pokemon: Brilliant Diamond, Minecraft- One Block Challenge, Animal Crossing- Happy Home Paradise DLC, Metroid Dread and Super Metroid, West of Loathing, One Hand Clapping (had like 30 minutes left when it was played but might have been updated with more levels), Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, Subnautica: Below Zero, Smol Ame (technically beat upon release but there was a Reflect update later she didn't play), Read Dead Redemption 2, Visage, Papers Please, Dark Deception (stuck in clown world), Amnesia Rebirth (less than 2 hours left), Among the Sleep (less than 2 hours left), TABS

[Probably one time or never returned to]
Happy's Humble Burger Farm, Gorn, Project Wingman, Elden Ring, Mother Simulator (unlocked last level but didn't beat it), Pokemon Legends Arceus, Escape Simulator, Last Labyrinth, Crypt of the Necrodancer, Apotheon, Grime, Here Comes Niko!, Dead Space 3 w/ Ina, Cuphead w/ Mori, River City Girls w/ Mori, We Were Here Too w/ Mori, Monster Hunter Rise, Journey to the Savage Planet, Battleblock Theater, Ring Fit Adventure, Maneater.

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>>24631941
What if:
>So anyway, ladies and gentlemen, hololive fans we have a big surprise in store for you
>It turns out that Gawr Gura is here, personally, in this very building!
>After the panels, she will be walking around, and it is up to you to guess who it might be.
>It could be one of the staff members, or someone wearing cosplay, or someone looking completely average and normal. It could be anyone, and she might be watching you all as well.
>Good luck, and happy hunting!
What would you do bros

>> No.24632259

>>24632232
i would laugh at the retards that fall for it

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gura lazy

>> No.24632326

>>24632232
Rape every single female in the convention hall

>> No.24632357

>>24632232
I would get nervous

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>>24632259
This but i would join in on all the gangbangs just in case any manages to catch the real gura.

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>>24632357
t. lily hopper

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>>24632181
>Even the anon with the autism list forgot A Hat In Time
Pain...

>> No.24632454

>>24632423
Who?

>> No.24632468

>>24632232
tell everyone i'm gura and get bred all night

>> No.24632487
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>>24630053
rubrubrubrubrub
>>24630667
RUBRUBRUBRUBRUB

>> No.24632508

>>24632284
She's doing her best

>> No.24632515

>>24632468
love me gura, simple as. *humps you*

>> No.24632545

>>24632468
the ojisans will ask you to prove it first
but i agree they will breed you afterwards for the sake of correction

>> No.24632567

>>24632454
https://youtu.be/chBRFpaViVA?t=1477

>> No.24632572

>>24632181
>Streaming for nearly 2 years
>Only dropped that many games
Gura will never get on my level. I have games I bought 5 years ago that I haven't even installed before.

>> No.24632580

>>24632567
what the actual fuck is this??

>> No.24632597

>>24632580
Shark girl stream

>> No.24632609

>>24632545
This is true

>> No.24632633

>>24632468
Based martyr

>> No.24632643

>>24632580
Something Gura did that was tons of fun and then never did it again.

>> No.24632648
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>>24632567
ᵇᵉᵉnᵉᵉneeneeₙᵤᵤ. Pachawm! ᵇᵉᵉnᵉᵉneeneeₙᵤᵤ. What! Where'd it go? Can I not capture the game? Oh, is it doing this? Okay, I need help. How do I do this? Sometimes—sometimes when I try and capture a game, uh, Streamlabs doesn't show it, in—in the game thing? Does that make sense, like it just won't show it? The game isn't up right now. It's not showing. How do—what do I do? I don't know how to get around this. Halp! "Not Living By Daylight" ₕᵤhaʰᵃ? ᵇᵉᵉnᵉᵉneeᵇᵉᵉneeneeₙᵤᵤ.
>I gotta do game capture. I gotta do game capture. bᵤₙᵤnᵉᵉnunuu. weenee nuu nuu nu nu ᵇᵉᵉ. Relaunch the game? "Demonetized By Daylight"?! I mean, honestly, yes. bᵤnunᵉᵉ. Welcome to "Technical Difficulties" with your host, Giggle Goobala! We'll try relaunching the game. We can try that. Enjoy staring at this for a little while! Hello! bₑₑdₑₑ ᵈᵉᵉ da ᵈᵉᵉ! Kuhhuh kuhhuh. What happened? We're tryin' to—we're tryin' to launch Dead By Daylight but we're havin' a little bit of a—havin' a little bit of a lil' snafu here.
>You think my eggs are cool enough to touch? [eggs rattling] Ow! [eggs rattling] [blowing] Oh, that's hot! [thumping and rattling] We made hard bo—[thump] ow! [rattling] Hot! Okay. Cannot touch. Oowwww.
>[eggs rattling] We're gonna try the other one [slapping]. Oh, there's the cutscene. ba ba ₙᵤmanᵉᵉₙᵤmanᵉᵉ. Put the eggs under water? I—I—I don't have any water. I mean, I could go up and do it, but—oof, hot. I just wanna pull the—if I pull the piece of the shell out, then they—hot hothothot hothothot! Then they start—ow!—then they start to cool down, 'cause they have a, eh eh eh, escape for air, eh, hot air, oowww! Why are you so hot? Ow. ᵇᵉᵉneeₙᵤᵤᵇᵉᵉneeₙᵤᵤᵇᵉᵉnuu. ᵇᵘʳʳnᵘʳʳ. ba ₙᵤnanᵉnᵉnᵉᵉₙᵤnee. Please work. bₐₙᵤnunᵉᵉnuuₙᵤᵤnee. Why is this not working? Wait, what do I do? [sigh] [extended ᵇᵉᵉneeₙᵤᵤneeing] [eggs rattling].
>Wait, what should I do? Can somebody hold my hand with this? What is going on? I'm tryin' to—win, windowed mode. Ohhhh! Wait, put the game in windowed mode? [typing] Or capture window mode. [eggs rattling] Oh, still hot. Put the game in windowed mode? I dunno. Manager-san might bonk me if I—if I do something bad, and I don't—I just don't wanna—I don't wanna get bonked. Bordered windowless mode. Okay, it is now ... it is now windowed mode. "Dude, what are you doin'?" I'm tr—I'm tr—I'm trying my best, that's what I'm doing! [extended ᵇᵉᵉneeₙᵤᵤneeing]
>Interesting. I—I don't ... [panting] I'm doin' my best! W—I got [eggs rattling] I got—I have rules I have to listen to. And if I don't, uhh, I will b—be in trouble. So it puts me in a little bit of a tricky situation, so I'm tryin' my best here. I dunno what to do. I guess we m—I guess we play something else, then?
>Ehhh? bᵤₙᵤnanᵉnᵉnᵉᵉneenee. Can I remake the game capture mode? beenee bum bum bum bum banᵉᵉnee. [typing] OBS! Wait, where'd it go? There we go. Okay, we'll figure this out. Don't worry, guys. I got this under control. There we go. Okay, I got it! Just a lil' bit of a rough patch. Thank you for your patience! Okay. I think we got it now. Hoohoo, what is this quality ahuwhaaat? Okay, we're playing Gameboy quality! "It's now an ASMR hard boiled egg stre-heeam"? Alright, now we can do this, right, please?
>Ha! Okay, good. Nice. Alright. Let's game.

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what is she looking at

>> No.24632660

>>24632232
>OH YEAH? Well how do you like THIS!?
>*throws dog dick*

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>>24632648
Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more autistic

>> No.24632746

>>24632468
GLUTEN HATE!

>> No.24632755

>>24632656
my dick

>> No.24632796

>>24632699
Newfag spotted

>> No.24632911
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>I guess now I can tell you guys that—this story that I had, 'cause it's literally the same exact thing. This happened to me when I was a much younger shark. I was a very young, young shark. Uhmmm... [sigh] god! This is like a prime example of this exact situation happening. Uhmm... I was at—I was at a party, right? For a fish friend. Wuuaahhhh! And it was like a—it was like a, a girly party. It was a slumber party! Yay! Have you guys ever been to a slumber party?
>I doubt it, so I'll tell you what happens during a slumber party. So, like, slumber party is when you, like, watch movies, and you eat snacks, and you can—I guess you can do makeup. I guess. Uhhmmm... but another really common thing to do during, ah, slumber parties is pedicures and manicures. Yeah. Ah, pedicure meaning they paint your toenails, manicure meaning they paint your fingernails. Ahhmm. And this was—this was your your average, average sea slumber party. And, um. God I hate this ₕᵤʰᵃ.
>Young Gura—oh, I'm out of wood, too. Course, of course, of course, of course. I have really ticklish feet. I don't like—I c—I don't like anything having to do with feet. I don't like tickling feet. I don't like touching of feet. I don't like—I can't see any foot injury. Any type of foot injury makes me want to absolutely howl to the moon. And throw something. I can't—I can't look at it. I can't—yeah, I know I joke about feet all the time. Ha ha, ha ha. Uhm. But, in on allesty—eh, ah eeh [banging desk]—in all honesty, I can't stand, I can't stand anything having to do with feet, um, other than "Oh, foot! Haha!".
>Ah, so anyway, it became my turn to have a pedicure, and there was a, uhh, somebody else's mommy shark was there, and so they were, like, talking to baby Gura, and like, "Okay Gura~!"—ʰᵃʰ—"Okay Gura~, it's your turn for pedicure~!".
>And I, boldened and brave, a young—young sharkling Gura, turned to this adult shark, dsh, lady, and said [sigh]: "No, no. No, no. Sorry. I have a foot fetish."
>[sigh] I didn't know what that word meant. I had no idea what that word had meant. I heard it somewhere—do you know when you're young and you hear words somewhere, and you just repeat them like you know what they mean? I didn't know what that word meant. I had no idea, I just—I just thought it meant something like—I d—I don't know what kinda—I don't even know what kinda connotation I thought I ha—I thought it meant. I just used the word, 'cause I was thinking "I've used this"—or, "I've heard this word used by other, big, big s—big smart people, so I'm gonna use this word." God~. [sigh] Oh my god, it makes my skin crawl ₕᵤʰᵃ.
>That's—this is—that's one of those things. You guys know—do you ever lie in bed and something really embarrassing comes back to your mind? And you just—your face wants to invert into itself? That's one of my stories. That's one of those things that happened to me. Absolutely unbelievable. I said it so confidently, too, 'cause I was like, "I'm gonna wow this adult. I'm gonna wow this, this—this adult with my big brain word." [sigh]. Yeah. ₕᵤʰᵃ. That was—I need wood. I need more wood.
>It's so—It's so dumb. It's—oops, sorry. No I'm not. It's so dumb. It's so dumb! I cannot. I can't! Oh, god. I remember the—the look that she gave me. The look that she gave me was—I don't think I can ever forget it. It was—it was a, eh—[gasp] [panting]—ʰᵃ ᵃᵃᵃʰʰ ʰᵃ~! It was shock, it was disbelief. It was disgust. It was confusion. It was eye-roll, all, like—cringe! Yes! I—a, ah, uueh?—it was everything rolled into one. And I think the—one of the best parts was, was that I didn't ev—'cause, because I didn't know what the word meant, right? It didn't—I didn't realize what the word meant until... couple thousand years later, and when I found out, and I had this memory, it was—ₕᵤʰᵃ it was like, the whole world stopped when I, when I made that connection. Well, my world stopped. Oh, nice. I have more wood. Excellent, very nice, we can use this. Anyway.
>Ah, w—I thought I had eight! K, i'mma get ridda these. Anyway, that's an embarrassing story. Yeah. C-c-c-c-cuhrin-ge-ge-ge-ge. Absolutely. Oh, god, it's painful.

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>> No.24632970

>>24632911
>I guess now I can tell you guys that—this story that I had, 'cause it's literally the same exact thing. This happened to me when I was a much younger shark. I was a very young, young shark. Uhmmm... [sigh] god! This is like a prime example of this exact situation happening. Uhmm... I was at—I was at a party, right? For a fish friend. Wuuaahhhh! And it was like a—it was like a, a girly party. It was a slumber party! Yay! Have you guys ever been to a slumber party?
>I doubt it, so I'll tell you what happens during a slumber party. So, like, slumber party is when you, like, watch movies, and you eat snacks, and you can—I guess you can do makeup. I guess. Uhhmmm... but another really common thing to do during, ah, slumber parties is pedicures and manicures. Yeah. Ah, pedicure meaning they paint your toenails, manicure meaning they paint your fingernails. Ahhmm. And this was—this was your your average, average sea slumber party. And, um. God I hate this ₕᵤʰᵃ.
>Young Gura—oh, I'm out of wood, too. Course, of course, of course, of course. I have really ticklish feet. I don't like—I c—I don't like anything having to do with feet. I don't like tickling feet. I don't like touching of feet. I don't like—I can't see any foot injury. Any type of foot injury makes me want to absolutely howl to the moon. And throw something. I can't—I can't look at it. I can't—yeah, I know I joke about feet all the time. Ha ha, ha ha. Uhm. But, in on allesty—eh, ah eeh [banging desk]—in all honesty, I can't stand, I can't stand anything having to do with feet, um, other than "Oh, foot! Haha!".
>Ah, so anyway, it became my turn to have a pedicure, and there was a, uhh, somebody else's mommy shark was there, and so they were, like, talking to baby Gura, and like, "Okay Gura~!"—ʰᵃʰ—"Okay Gura~, it's your turn for pedicure~!".
>And I, boldened and brave, a young—young sharkling Gura, turned to this adult shark, dsh, lady, and said [sigh]: "No, no. No, no. Sorry. I have a foot fetish."
>[sigh] I didn't know what that word meant. I had no idea what that word had meant. I heard it somewhere—do you know when you're young and you hear words somewhere, and you just repeat them like you know what they mean? I didn't know what that word meant. I had no idea, I just—I just thought it meant something like—I d—I don't know what kinda—I don't even know what kinda connotation I thought I ha—I thought it meant. I just used the word, 'cause I was thinking "I've used this"—or, "I've heard this word used by other, big, big s—big smart people, so I'm gonna use this word." God~. [sigh] Oh my god, it makes my skin crawl ₕᵤʰᵃ.
>That's—this is—that's one of those things. You guys know—do you ever lie in bed and something really embarrassing comes back to your mind? And you just—your face wants to invert into itself? That's one of my stories. That's one of those things that happened to me. Absolutely unbelievable. I said it so confidently, too, 'cause I was like, "I'm gonna wow this adult. I'm gonna wow this, this—this adult with my big brain word." [sigh]. Yeah. ₕᵤʰᵃ. That was—I need wood. I need more wood.
>It's so—It's so dumb. It's—oops, sorry. No I'm not. It's so dumb. It's so dumb! I cannot. I can't! Oh, god. I remember the—the look that she gave me. The look that she gave me was—I don't think I can ever forget it. It was—it was a, eh—[gasp] [panting]—ʰᵃ ᵃᵃᵃʰʰ ʰᵃ~! It was shock, it was disbelief. It was disgust. It was confusion. It was eye-roll, all, like—cringe! Yes! I—a, ah, uueh?—it was everything rolled into one. And I think the—one of the best parts was, was that I didn't ev—'cause, because I didn't know what the word meant, right? It didn't—I didn't realize what the word meant until... couple thousand years later, and when I found out, and I had this memory, it was—ₕᵤʰᵃ it was like, the whole world stopped when I, when I made that connection. Well, my world stopped. Oh, nice. I have more wood. Excellent, very nice, we can use this. Anyway.
>Ah, w—I thought I had eight! K, i'mma get ridda these. Anyway, that's an embarrassing story. Yeah. C-c-c-c-cuhrin-ge-ge-ge-ge. Absolutely. Oh, god, it's painful.
Based

>> No.24633015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuAsxlZPGuE

>> No.24633047
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>>24633015

>> No.24633050

>>24633015
kys

>> No.24633058
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>>24632911
Mucho texto
Gura would unironically get creeped out by this

>> No.24633060

She's so cute...

>> No.24633069

>>24633050
no u

>> No.24633102

>>24633058
>[mouse click] [mouse click] Hi, everyone. Can you hear me? Hello hello. Oi huhaha. How about over here? Can you hear me over here? Hello? [gasp] Shark on your right side. Same [en: shark] on your left side, hii. [gasp] You can hear me. Hi. Are you ready for today? Today I'd like to treat you to something nice. Something relaxing. Just the two of us. You and me. I want you to relax, turn off your lights, put in those headphones, and close your eyes. I want you to let me take care of you today. Today I'm going to massage your ears a bit, clean them a bit, and talk to you about my day if that's alright. Is that alright? Huhahaha. Okay. Let's start.
>[rubbing sounds throughout] First I want to clean your ears with a very soft towel. Gently. Are you ready? "Yes, chef" I see. Just gently stimulating your ears, preparing them. And now the other side ooh, do you feel that [gasp]? Are you in bed today? Have you had a stressful day today? I want you to know that, for this next stream, you're allowed to relax and let all your worries melt away.
>Okay. Now we're going to start my favorite part [inhaling] [jar lid opening]. Ooh, nice. Very, very nice, you hear this? [rubbing lotion on hands] Mmm? Mmm [rubbing lotion continues]. Can you hear this? Can you feel this? Can you feel? Are you ready for this? Close your eyes. Let all your worries melt away. For, right now in this moment, it's just you and me, and the calm serenity around us. Sshhh. [extended sound of rubbing ears] [rubbing lotion] [rubbing ears continues]. Mmm? Mmm? Can you feel it, friend? Mmm? Oh, you have some—in your ear. Hold on one second heheh. Let me clean that for you. [rubbing ears] And on this side. Hello~! Nice and gentle. Hi! Okay. You ready? [inhaling] [rubbing ears continues].
>Hmmhuhaha. I hope you don't mind me so close in your ears today. [rubbing lotion on hands] You don't mind, do you? How else am I supposed to massage your ears like that, hmm? What did you say? You want me closer? You want me even closer? [blowing] [licking and nibbling ear] Hah. Like that? [licking and nibbling ear]. Huhahaha. [rubbing ears] Hmmhuhaha. Stop squirming~! If you squirm too much, I can't reach you. Relax. [extended sound of rubbing ears] You smell good today. Or maybe it's my hands hmmhahaha. [rubbing ears] Heheh. Hi. I'm in your ear now [blowing] Sorry! Huha. Sorry. [rubbing ears] [rubbing lotion on hands] [rubbing ears]
>I want to say thank you for having so much patience. Thank you for waiting for me. Thank you. [licking and nibbling ear] [clicking teeth] [licking and nibbling ear] [clicking teeth] Oi! [clicking teeth] [popping lips] [rubbing ears] I think I need to clean your ears again. Your skin is starving for moisture. It's soaking up all my moisturizer. Hold still. [rubbing ears] Mmm? Are you feeling relaxed? Are you relaxed? Maybe not? No? Are you getting there? You will be soon. Don't worry. Don't worry. Just relax. It's my job to take care of you today. [rubbing ears] And so far, I think you're doing very, very, very good. [rubbing ears] [automobile engine outside] [rubbing stops] Pardon the jet engine. [rubbing ears continues]
>Can I try something a little—a little different? Tell me how you like this. [crisp rustling sound throughout] Is this okay for you? I just wanted to try it. Mm? Can you guess what this is? Don't worry. I don't want you to have to use your brain up too much huhahaha. Ooh, crunchy. It's my body loofah. Smells good huhaha. [crisp rustling continues] Hmmhaha. "Yabe! Yabe!" [en: Oh no] I can hear you. Stop it! No more words. I'm going to massage your ears some more. [clicking teeth] And now you don't get a say. I've made the rules for today. You can say "yabe, yabe!" all you want. It's not going to stop me. [licking and nibbling ear] Huhaha. [rubbing lotion on hands] [lotion farting in hand] [thump] [rubbing lotion on hands] [inhaling] Hhmmmm. [extended sound of rubbing ears]

>> No.24633108

What are you people doing in Anime central isn't gura's panel on 21st?

>> No.24633111

>there might be a hololive staff member at the con

>> No.24633127

>>24633102
>You want me to lick the microphone? Is that what you want? [rubbing ears continues] I can do this for you instead. [clicking teeth] [licking and nibbling ear, rubbing ear] [clicking teeth] [popping lips] [licking and nibbling ear] Hehehah. Can you hear me when I do thi—[rubbing ear] Huhaha. So I can call you funny names when I do this? 'Cause you can't hear me, right? Huhahaha. I can call you a stin—[rubbing ears]—head, right? Heheheh. Hmm? And you wouldn't even be able to hear me huhaha. I like having this type of—hmm? What would you call this? "Moment"? [rubbing ears continues]
>[rubbing ears throughout] Gooruh is in full control. Huhahah. "Full control", is that what you said? When did you get so funny huha? Hmm? I thought I told you to relax and stop talking. Close your eyes~. [licking and nibbling ear] Hmm? Your ears are very chewy. [nibbling ear] Uh-huh. [licking and nibbling ear] Mmmm~! Oishii ne. Oishii. [en: How delicious] [rubbing ears] Oishii. [rubbing ears] I have an extra crunchy treat for you [rubbing ears] if you'd like to hear it. Crunchy, crunchy in your ear [rubbing] oi. [rubbing continues] Let me dry your ears off again. Hold still. [rubbing ears]
>[humming] Should I sing you a song? A whisper song, while I clean your ears? [rubbing ears] It sounds like the ocean, you say? [rubbing throughout] [humming: melody of "Soon May the Wellerman Come"] Very nice. Now let me just get this little piece in here for you. [brushing ear] And then once over here. Yes. [brushing ear] Very nice [gasp]. Something crunchy for you. [rustling] Delicate, but crunchy. [rustling plastic wrapper] Wow. [rustling continues] Crunchy, isn't it? Aye. Big old crunch. Oi oi oi oi. Oi oi oi oi, gentle. [rustling continues] Very nice. [rubbing ears continues]
>Now I just want to rub your ears dry. A dry massage, if you will. [rubbing ears throughout] Whenever you feel stressed, or like the world around you is too loud, I want you to come back to this, right here, and remember that you are kind, loved, and cared for. And whenever you need company, know that I'll be here for you. [rubbing ears continues] So long as I'm allowed to nibble on your ears huhaha. Do we have a deal? [clicking teeth] [popping lips] [rubbing ears continues] [gasp] [gentle blowing in ear] [inhaling] [gentle blowing in ear] [clicking teeth] Deal?
>[rubbing ears] Your ears are much, much softer now. Soft like shark skin. [gentle rustling] [gentle blowing in ear] [rubbing ears] [gentle blowing in ears] [rubbing ears continues] Mmm? Did you have a good day today? [rubbing lotion on hands] My day was a bit stressful, but the time I'm spending with you is making it all worth it. [rubbing lotion on hands] Much, much worth it. [rubbing lotion on hands] Mmm? [inhaling] Too much moisture. Too much, too much. [rubbing lotion on hands] [inhaling] [rubbing ears continues] Mmm? You want me to say what? "Ara ara?" Ara ara. Mmm? Ara ara. Why is that? Why "ara ara?" Not "oya oya", hmm?
>[rubbing ears throughout] Mmm? Ara ara. When the small shark becomes the big sister, ara~ hmm? Mmm? I can't hear your small "yabai" [en: dangerous]. "Yabai, yabai, yabai, Gura. Yabai!" Mmm? [inhaling] [exhaling] [rubbing ears continues] [gentle rattling] Yabai. Nyaa~ [en: meow] Nyaa~. Hmhuha. Nyaa~ nyaa~. What should I call you today? "Shrimp"? Mm? Does "shrimp" work for you today? Shrimp is delicious though. Delicious. Oishii. [inhaling] [licking and nibbling ear] [exhaling] [licking and nibbling ear] Mmm. Moist. Your ears are so moist. [licking and nibbling ear] Hehaha. Mmm. [inhaling] [exhaling] I feel relaxed. Very, very relaxed. Do you feel relaxed? [rubbing lotion on hands] Hmm? "Yes, Gura. Yes, chef. Yes." Mmm? [rubbing lotion on hands] [inhaling] [licking and nibbling ear] [moan] [licking and nibbling continues] [exhaling]
>[rubbing ears throughout] Mmm? Yes, I am eating your ear. A very observant one, aren't you? Hah. Let me dry your ears off one last time. One last time. [clicking teeth] Mmm~. I need to dry my mouth off first 'cause I've got moisture all over me [rubbing with towel] mm. [rubbing ears continues] You want me to sing to you again? [rubbing ears continues] Mmm, what shall I sing for you now? [Humming: melody of "Part of Your World", with occasional syllables and words from Japanese lyrics] [clicking teeth]

>> No.24633151

>>24633127
>Mmm? Lemme clean just a once more, once more in your—tiny ear holes. Make sure you're all clean when you get ready for bed today. [rubbing ears] Nice and clean, just like you deserve it. [rubbing ears] [towel slips] Whoop! Huha. Gomennasai [en: sorry] hmmhaha. And then once in here. Mmm. [rubbing ears] Mmm? [rubbing ears]
>For—the last thing I'd like to do today, I'd like to see if you can hear my heart. Would that be alright with you? Hmm? [nibbling ear, mouth popping] Sorry! Hmmhaha. Hmm? Would that be okay with you? A little heartbeat? Doki-doki [en: onomatopoeia for heartbeat] Okay. [rustling fabric] I—pardon me as I try and do this. [rustling fabric] Mmm. [rustling continues] Hmmhaha. It will be worth it in the end. Just close your eyes for the time being huha. I have to measure the trajectory. [rustling] Don't worry, I have this under control. [rustling] [rapid heartbeat] [wet peeling sound] Did you hear anything? Did you hear it? Hmmhaha. All you heard was the PC huha? [thump] Ah! Wait, I can fix this. [rustling]
>Watch this, guys. A little scuffed, but that's alright. [rustling] Wait, what side is your heart on? I had you on the wrong side. I'm such a dingdong. My god. [rapid heartbeat] You can hear the PC huha. [rapid heartbeat] Hmmhahaha. [loud, wet peeling sound] Sticky? I'm not sure how well that worked huhahaha. Was a little unusual. All you heard was the PC huhaha? Sorry about that. I'll get better next time. Next time I'll make sure you can hear my doki. Doki-doki. [rubbing ears]
>The PC fan ASMR. [ear rubbing] Hey! Huhaha. [ear rubbing throughout] I think it's time for me to go soon. But I really hope you enjoyed our time together. I know I did. You've been a wonderful, wonderful—wonderful pair of ears for me to massage. [ear rubbing continues] And I look forward to our next session. Mmm? [ear rubbing continues] I want you to sleep well today. Sleep well, and enjoy whatever it is you get to do now. Whether it's gaming, or sleems—sleeping. Or watching more streams. I hope this time you spent with me helped you rel—unwind just a little bit. [licking and nibbling ear] Mmm? Oyasumi [en: good night]. Oyasumi. Otsusame [en: Pun on "otsukare", a set phrase thanking the listener for a good job, and "same", "shark"]. Oyasumi. Oyasumi. Oyasumi. [gasp] [blowing kisses] Oyasumi. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. [mouse click] [mouse click]

>> No.24633163
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24633163

It's been a while since I've seen these, based

>> No.24633254
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>>24633102
>[lotion farting in hand
i always liked to imagine it was just her farting

>> No.24633355

>>24633127
>>24633151
Jesus
There's a point at which dedication turns into mental illness

>> No.24633407

>>24633355
a. where do you think you are
b. there are programs that can annotate this shit for you in like 2 minutes

>> No.24633435

>>24633407
those programs are horrible and soulless

>> No.24633449

>>24633407
>he thinks that isn't hand done

>> No.24633479

>>24633449
see point a

>> No.24633711

>>24633479
This
>>24633449
Fucking retarded newfag

>> No.24633774
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>> No.24633778

>>24633711
I'm not saying that it's bad. I'm just pointing out that it's incredibly autistic and superfluous.

>> No.24633827

>>24633778
you are incredibly autistic and superfluous

>> No.24633833

>>24633778
It's beautiful

>> No.24633848

>>24633778
You described me hutz

>> No.24633871

fine then i won't make any more transcripts ;_;

>> No.24633906

>>24633871
not like this...

>> No.24633981

>>24633871
nyo...

>> No.24634134

>>24633871
Why are we still here just to suffer? -Gurandma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBXOOMi7SE

>> No.24634602
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>>24627442
Wow, that certainly seems telling. I guess it really was rigged.

>> No.24634630

Yea Gura isn't going to do the whole member gifting thing, you see that mess?

>> No.24634686

>>24634602
Probably not rigged, just poorly set up allowing for a higher ratio of random con goers to be in the pool compared to actual Hololive fans.

>> No.24634719

>>24634630
Streamers don't have a choice in the matter, jewtube will roll it out to all the channels and will not give them an option to turn it off(so far.)

>> No.24634757

>>24634686
weird damage control. you think random con goers that don't give 2 shits about hololive went out of their way to put themselves into the lottery to meet vtubers they don't give 2 shits about?

>> No.24634790

>>24634630
Gura's a huge twitchfag so she'll probably encourage it.

>> No.24634793

>>24634757
NTA, but yes unfortunately I think hundreds did exactly that

>> No.24634815

>>24634686
"rigged" or not the fact that she's gonna be stuck talking to people that aren't really her fans is a fucking joke.

>> No.24634830

>>24634757
As someone that knows random con goers (not to this con, but to others) yes, absolutely, because it's potential extra content for free.

>> No.24634864

>>24634793
>>24634830
>exactly 1 minute
how much are they paying you?

>> No.24634873

>>24634815
This is true. I am not defending their system, just saying it's likely this way because they're retards, not because they're corrupt. There are a lot of incompetent convention runners out there.

>> No.24634890

INNERR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36yXl6mNlo

>> No.24634911

>>24634864
Actually just random chance
>>24634686
>>24634830
>>24634873
are me for what it's worth

>> No.24634962

>>24631306
You will drink the entire half gallon of almond milk I just bought

>> No.24634977
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>>24634790
I doubt it, she likes her comfy streams.
I commented on the prechat just now and got member'd after only been subscribed to her for a week as a test.
Gura get out.

>> No.24635093

>>24631399
Any pokemon game
Animal crossing (she could pay off her house.)

>> No.24635192

>>24634790
Watch streams, she says it's a dumb idea

>> No.24635213

Damn, Ina's chat is moving so fast it's literally unreadable

>> No.24635249

>>24635213
It's all happy birthday and emotes though.

>> No.24635310

worse than a rapist

>> No.24635315

>>24635213
True, but that's pretty true for all birthday streams, especially at the start.

>> No.24635319
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>>24632911
>>24632970
>>24633102
>>24633127
>>24633151

>> No.24635390

>>24635310
T o T

>> No.24635436

>>24635319
you want a serious answer? do you? there were a few times people kept asking WHAT DID GURA SAY WHAT DID GURA SAY about various topics so i transcribed what she said so that it would be easy for people to consume while watching streams instead of trying to listen to two videos at the same time. after that it just became something to do for fun. but then i got bored of it so i mostly stopped doing them quite a while ago.

>> No.24635500

>>24635436
not really, I don't actually care. I just thought it was a good chance to post that crop. Small bit of OC.

>> No.24635546
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>>24635310
>>24635390

>> No.24635551

>>24635436
i liked them, hope you do them again if they stop being boring for you

>> No.24635591

Ina is fine (Ina is not fine)

>> No.24635627

>>24635500
oh...

>> No.24635717

ENTER

>> No.24635774

>>24635591
>>24635717
wrong thread

>> No.24635785

I still can't get over how bad bae roasted Gura in that Minecraft stream. Getting a genuine reaction out of Gura from getting teased is a breath of fresh air.

>> No.24635859

>>24635785
Which one?

>> No.24635863

>>24635785
timestamp?

>> No.24636096

>>24635859
>>24635863

gimme a second to find it, it was near the "interlocking toes" bit

>> No.24636109

holy shit you retards actually don't watch streams huh

>> No.24636134

ENTER

>> No.24636136

ENTER: Gooba!

>> No.24636152

GOOBA IS HERE

>> No.24636154

GUUURRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>> No.24636155

ENTER

>> No.24636162

Gooba gives a WAH

>> No.24636175

>>24635785
Yeah you need to time stamp or people gonna question your statement

>> No.24636183

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36yXl6mNlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36yXl6mNlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36yXl6mNlo
GURA ON STREAM

>> No.24636194

Gura on the telly

>> No.24636203

M-my same desu greeting...though Gooba is good too.

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>>24636203
I'll honestly be really sad if she never uses it again...

>> No.24636284

Yeah birthdays are a pain in the ass...

>> No.24636294

Gura tired and slept so much before this.

>> No.24636309

Gura slept for 15 hours maybe and wants a nap

>> No.24636336
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24636336

I love her

>> No.24636353

MC STREAM?

>> No.24636377

She's so cute cute buds. I love her so much. Im glad she got some sleep even if she's still tired

>> No.24636398
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24636398

My wife is adorable

>> No.24636411

Gura you're suppose to drink the coffee before you get the headache......

>> No.24636446

Gura first thought of Ina was the smart quiet kid in school.

>> No.24636496

Mesugaki!

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24636508

I love her so much bros... just hearing her voice makes my entire day

>> No.24636526

sweet soft shark

>> No.24636536

Ina you're right, Gura is soft and sweet. I love her

>> No.24636571

soft and sweet shark

>> No.24636579

AAAA LOVE

>> No.24636589

I miss her...

>> No.24636592

No Gura.. dont go...

>> No.24636632

>wub u Inaaa
Jesus christ my heart

>> No.24636652

Ninner sounded like she had a long stream planned for today, i really doubt we'll get minecraft later. That leaves tomorrow or Monday

>> No.24636704

Those were some cute Gooba noises

>> No.24636737
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24636737

sweet, soft shark

>> No.24636761

mesugaki aura with a sweet soft girl inside is about right

>> No.24636787

>>24636652
>tomorrow
she'll be tired by all the rehearsals I expect sunday before tomorrow

>> No.24636854

Gura paying in on that sleep debt

>> No.24636900

>>24635859
>>24635863
>>24636175
https://youtu.be/I6TWKbaeEyg?t=6971

found it.

>> No.24636959

>>24636900
stop spoonfeeding faggots who refuse to watch streams

>> No.24636996

>>24636787
Oh shit i was thinking tomorrow was the members stream already, and im sitting at the con...

>> No.24637060

>>24636959
Not on Gura's channel, not worth watching. Simple as.

>> No.24637078

>>24636959

Make me nerd.

>> No.24637109

>>24637060
>doesn't want to hear gura's voice
ngmi

>> No.24637114

>>24636900
>Oh, I forgot Gura's here
lol, that's pretty good.
>>24636959
I did watch the stream, but I wasn't paying attention during all of it. Collabs like that are always hard for me to follow and I tune out mentally

>> No.24637127

>>24636900
people get genuine reactions out of her all the time if this is your bar for genuine

>> No.24637189
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24637189

i'm still on the call for work and everything is broken and i can't watch the strim

>> No.24637230

>>24637127
wrong

>> No.24637257

https://streamable.com/86djns

>> No.24637345

>>24637230
wrong

>> No.24637385

>>24637345
Not my problem.

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24637521

Man, Gura is a really shitty genmate to Ina when compared to Ame. Didn't even do anything as a gift for her and spent half the call-in talking about stupid shit.

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>>24637257
>Rove
Gura.. please

>> No.24637591

>>24637521
kys deadbeat

>> No.24637604

>>24637521
retard

>> No.24637614

>>24637521
>spent half the call-in talking about stupid shit.
First time listening to a Gura call-in?

>> No.24637624
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>>24637257
I really wish that Gura could talk about loli as openly as the JP girls. She might be one of the biggest cunnychads in all of hololive.

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>>24637455
all over Gura

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>>24637521
>she sucks compared to watame and fauna too
kek

>> No.24637768

>>24637624

Absolutely, Gura is lucky she's such a small human. If she was bigger she might have been arrested already.

>> No.24637811

>>24632232
Literally find her cos i know what she looks like, and ask her on a date.

>> No.24637823

>>24637710
Ina is not her close friend so it's excepted

>> No.24637873

>>24637521
>>24637710
She's just like me...

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