/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm in love with Gura!

>>24591319
Also, possible Minecraft guerilla sometime because Gura wants to use the thumbnail she made.

Gurass

Gura cute Gura cute!

haha imagine if she wore this on the airplane lol i bet they would be speechless haha

>>24591427
If she does it im guessing it will be Sunday after members or Monday. Probably not gonna happen tomorrow with Ina's bd and on con day

>>24591506
they wouldn't let her on the plane

Have any of you guys tried the switch sports game? Im probably gonna grab it in case she plays it but is it any fun to play alone?

>>24591532
I think Sunday is the most likely, but it's Gura so you never know for sure. That said, I do expect it to start later that her usual stream time unless it's Monday.

I enjoyed my shark juice

hey guys do you think gura ever pees

>>24591532
sunday after members seems unlikely to me, because that's already one even and one stream in the same day. i think it could happen at any time other than during ina's birthday stream, but that 9 pm friday looks the most likely to me (source: my gut).

>>24591785
yeah, I'm her bladder.

https://twitter.com/Newbie_132/status/1527183235654221824

I need art of Gura in a cropped hoodie

>>24591877
>this is what gura casually wears around the house

Im gonna get taco bell buds, want anything?

>>24591946
and often minus the pants ToT

What will be on the punishment wheel?

>>24592075
me

>>24591998
I'll take a Quesarito.

>>24591819
it would be cute if she streamed before ina's birthday and then raided her

>>24591998
I'll get uhhhhh... nacho fries.

Also, why is it that Gura in just a shirt is so damn erotic?

>>24592075
sniff feet will be one and she'll keep rolling it

warm and snug inside goomba's womba

IDK what it is with Gura's audio but after her recent mic tweak, it almost sounds like she's been lightly deep fried when she gets louder.

>>24592726
that was there before. her mic is up too loud and it's distorted.

>>24592075
Pranking the loser to go into Shion and Aqua's house and forcing them to stream again

I really enjoyed today's stream chumbies.

>>24593120
same desu

>>24593120
i thought it was kind of upsetting at times, but there were also a lot of good parts.

>>24593120
It was a nice stream. I really like that she kept the heart rate monitor on the screen for the superchats

>>24591319
Hope MC is tomorrow.

>>24593120
gura's been on a roll lately

>>24593233
I think I can see your perspective but I'd be interesting to read your elaboration

>>24593296
the scenario bothers me and i don't like the idea of her dealing with a stalker. but i like coffee.

the only upsetting thing was the fact that airport story will be clipped, but gura knows that and did it on purpose so whatever

>>24593358
it's weird how people are afraid of fans but every time a woman gets murdered it's by their boyfriend.

yeehaw minna y'all

>>24594316
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stabbing_of_Mayu_Tomita

>>24594446
That's tragic and so was what happened with Christina Grimmie, but it's actually a pretty rare occurrence.

>>24594559
i'm sure your spreadsheets have all the right data and all that but i still find it upsetting to think about.

>>24594612
I definitely agree with you on that, I'm just saying that it's not really something we need to worry about.

>>24594446
she didn't even died.

Gura has 4 different outfits and each one has 2 different variations except the Atlantean one and yet she always defaults to her standard outfit without the hoodie. I've come to think it's her worst outfit and variation. It doesn't look very good when she has the camera pointed at an angle, only when she's looking straight at it. It's fine in fan art since it doesn't look so pointy and isn't poorly rigged, but why does she hate using her other outfits, especially cat and kimono?

>>24594952
I've come to think that anon is a faggot.

>>24594952
she should just use the base model, naked

>>24594952
I hope this is bait

I hope >we get her statue as a figure as part of her birthday merch.

>>24593120
surprisingly decently fun despite it being a chilla game, would rather have some other horror kusoge for more sharkscreams and squeezes but this was a nice change of pace since it was just mostly chill.

>>24595223
i hope it's not part of the standard birthday goods collection, but a separate release. if it's part of the birthday goods that leaves room for little more than a postcard and a voice pack.

What’re we expecting for goop’s birthday boys?

>>24595606
3d concert

>>24595606
onahole merch

>>24595606
I'm not really expecting anything other than her streaming. I'll be happy with whatever she has or does

I want to see her play Outlast 2 no matter what

>>24595606
Long totsu machi, Dino Gura plushie merch.

>>24595606
Tons of call-ins if she's actually inviting everyone

>>24596037
nigger these are suburban american houses they are identical across the entire fucking country

>>24596130
he didn't get any replies last time so he had to try again

>>24596170
must be rough being retarded like that

>>24595606
Im 99% sure its gunna be a lifesized Gura doll with a built in pussy modeled after a 3D scan of Gura's actual vagina

>>24595606
non lewd dakimakura

>>24595606
She'll sell us her DNA so we can make babies.

I was just about to say its been a slow and comfy thread. I see the shitter is awake now though

>>24595606
Gura and Suisei’s song cover.

>>24595606
Collaboration with a fragrance company to make her own custom perfume

>>24596206
yeah I'd be kinda surprised if they didn't go this route honestly

>>24596206
guaranteed

>>24591998
A mexican pizza.

>amazing Gura stream
>followed by my phone killing itself
This is the price I must pay for my sharkwife...

>>24596753
Your phone gave its last uoh.

Has the animecentral lottery winners been announced yet? any of you pedos got in?

>>24595606
I don't know what her recording studio thing was, but I hope it is a song for her birthday.

>>24597527
I didn't but my Dad did. He promised me hed take good care of her

i want a mogu mogu cover

>>24597663
why do we have a dadcuck poster now

>>24597818
It's funnier than the usual targets.

can you guys tell goomba to fix her mic
i fucking hate the peaking

>>24597527
the winners have been announced. so far, there is no sign of any regular fan of gura's being selected.

>It's X birthday, no delivery
>birthday takes place outside of Gura's streaming timeslot
can someone explain why Gura keeps doing this off? Its a birthday not a day of mourning

Did amiami get off it's ass and started shipping the gurabuds?

>>24598049
Good thing a staff member and two random Twitter accounts that follow each other won though!

>>24598291
I haven't gotten an email about mine yet

>>24598330
oyasame

>>24598356
Me neither, i got a sms from dhl but not from either hololive shop nor amiami.
It's either the gurabuds or some hololive merch.

>>24598281
Cause she wants a break day, its not rocket science you dumb SEAnig.
She's streamed almost every day the past 2 weeks

>>24597527
>Meet&Greet ends up being a bunch of clipviewers asking her to "a", staff favorites, and a token HERfag

>>24598330
oyasame

>>24598291
no. it has been one week since i paid.

>>24598460
i fear this so much. I just want her to have good time ffs. worse they're gonna ask her about cucksanji.

>>24598431
This is now the second time I've gotten an email from amiami within a minute of posting about the earbuds. Mine are on their way

>>24595942
God please

>>24598581
Same here.

>>24598610
Kek, i haven't received mine. At least DHL notified me.

>>24598610
same, this order is now shipped:
>>24598581
amiami are monitoring the thread...

>>24598460
It's unironically going to be this. Im sure Gura will still enjoy it but I also think she'll know it's not any of the people that sit down to try and catch every stream or keep up with hololive as a whole.

>>24598676
Oh, nvm just got an email.
What's with amiami and their on point emails.

>>24598460
Im just hoping theres at least one woman..
Im anticipating seeing the pics thatll be posted of the line ups at the meet n greet

>>24598819
>boston
It's gonna be a crowd of trannies and weeblets, i hope fitbuds save chumbuds reputation.

And now my ear buds have shipped, thanks Amico!

>>24598291
Mine still says "Processing shipping (Paid)"

>>24598819
You'll probably see pictures from the panel, i wouldn't expect much from the meet and greet. From what I understand the winners have assigned times so there won't really be lines. Plus there don't really seem to be any real fans so...

>>24598911
>Boston
It's in Chicago you retard.

>>24598911
Anon...

>>24598962
>>24598976
Wat

>>24598460
>a token HERfag

Ya, I forgot about that. The worst part is he'll probably try to insert some subtle reference in the conversation thinking he's smart......

>>24599300
oh no, not appreciating gura's work, she hates that

>Gura invited everyone for her call ins like Bae did
It'll be interesting to see her interactions with the homos, to the say the least

>>24599428
Not gonna happen.

>gura, how do i get better at rhythm games?
>PLAY EVERY DAY
based

>>24599428
she said holo jp, holo en and holo id. she didn't say holostars. weak bait.

>>24599300
Half her paypig gachis are HERfags.
Case and point, look at how many of them were spamming "meese" the other day when she was talking about why she doesnt like hiking

>>24599481
Holostars is JP too.

>>24599553
Yeah this is definitely bait

>>24595606
An official dakimakura would be nice
Would make her conscious about how a lot of us think of her

>>24599590
She already knows, and this is the most requested thing every time its brought up. Im very confident we're getting one, i just want it to be extra cute and preferably drawn by nacho

>>24599590
It's the most requested item every time she talks about birthday merch

>>24599702
>>24599710
Cumstain posts all over Twitter soon

>>24599590
I hope to yagoo we get a daki

I never understand why a woman talking to a man is such a problem and why people uses it as a bait or shitpost.
But then I remember I am in 4chan

>>24599590
>mfw I have 0 privacy so even if I buy a daki, I have no place to store it.

>>24600061
do they actually tag those

>>24600125
>caring what people think
why are you a faggot

>>24600125
I have a pillowcase that I put over my daki when I'm not home

>>24600125
Just take it off your pillow when you wake up in the morning.

>>24600125
Do you have a bedsheet? Then just keep it covered, it's not that hard

>>24600167
>>24600177
>>24600202
>>24600254
>assuming I have my own room
if only you knew how bad things really are, I literally have to share a room with my sister and owning a loli daki would absolutely put me in hot water with my family

>>24600353
Fuck your sister.

>>24600125
Keep the cover stored.

>>24600353
Finish your classes and move out already anon. Hope you're getting a useful degree

>>24600353
i never assumed you had your own room, i accurately surmised that you were a faggot for caring what other people think

>>24600353
Just get your sister some Gura cosplay and hug and cum on her instead

>>24600387
Literally.

>>24600353
>Share a room with your little sister
I don't know why you're complaining. You don't even need a daki you already have one.

Chumbuds... You wouldn't this goober right
https://youtu.be/NWV39UBCAJ8

>>24599481
She said "EN, ID, and JP", she never specified holo.

>>24600500
>little
god I wish, I want to spoil a little sister and treat her like I would treat Gura...

>>24600585
cute

>>24600639
if you think gura will have holostars call in on her bday you should probably start actually watching gura instead of shitposting

>>24600639
you can confirm which branches she means by perusing her twitter follows.

>>24600668

>>24600932
she's inviting null, based

>>24600353
You sleep with another vagina literally in your room? Can you sometimes smell it? God imagine having a sister. I'd have got mine pregnant at 9.

>>24601127
it's been a while, nullschizo

if gura offers smell goods this year, i will certainly get two, and open one of them and use it. smell goods cannot last forever, and it is a reminder to enjoy good things while they last and that everything comes to an end. the other one i will obviously vacuum seal, so that i can open it years after her graduation and revisit the memory of these times.

>>24601728
If she does smell products im buying at least 4 depending on what they are

best I can do is a $70 t-shirt you can never wear in public

>>24601815
coward

>>24601815
>implying i don't wear the 2021 birthday t-shirt in public

>>24601815
>never wear in public
t. insecure faggot

>>24601815
Gura's birthday shirt is fine to wear in public.

>>24601728
If she releases a fragrance I'm buying as many as I can, no doubt

>>24601988
Same

>>24601862
The most subtle of any HoloEN shirt by far

Hot take

Gura doesn't make for a good little sister, shes a perfect brat but doesn't really make for a convincing little sister

https://twitter.com/takeru11275/status/1527551768481394688

>>24602097
fucking cute, I miss the uke karaokes and hope we get more soon

How was the stream

I still haven't worn the birthday shirt before, not because I don't like it but because i realize I should have gotten two and don't wanna fuck it up. Im getting at least two of all her birthday merch this year

>>24602042
I appreciate her for not wanting to send her chumbies out in public in something that would get them judged or made fun of.

>>24602218
where are all you beta faggots coming from. seriously.

>>24602178
Game was shit, Gura was great. Good stream.

>>24602270
Did gura said anything about streaming tomorrow

>>24602476

possible Guerilla Minecraft stream

she said she still has the minecraft thumbnail, but does she remember she still has a duolingo thumbnail?

i wonder if she still has this minecraft thumbnail. i don't think she ever got around to using it.

>>24602707
Room...

>>24602899
??

she used this one but i want to post it because it has armpit

>>24602966
https://twitter.com/roominman/status/1439286397446156296

good night chumbies

domo dino desu

>>24602979
I like Gura's thumbnails.
It's just her face and the game, nice and simple.
It's easy to spot on the subscriptions page.
The cute fan art helps too

>not posting the kino thumbnail
Shame on you cumbuds

Gura seems lucky, almost all stream of the night gets their VOD taken down.
for now Gura is still up.

>>24603811
No reason for Gura's to go down, I watched every second and there was no mistake or yab.

>>24603833
Other VOD weren't taken down because of Yab
a youtube bug it seems.

It seems to happen after Gura time +4, if her streams was longer she would have been taken down too.

>>24603449
Warning: dangerous dino shork have been spotted in the area.

is there a sound bite from the last labyrinth stream?
https://youtu.be/Swr-O8K85a0?t=3423

>>24603449
YES THAT GORN!

oh, everyone else's VODs are getting deleted? what a shame, good luck with that huhaha

>>24600353
Imagine not having your own room lmao, how do you even coom before sleeping?

Gura is so dangerously CUTE and bratty.

>>24605288
she's getting brattier, we can't take much more of this before she blows

Looks like I am the last chumbud again, I will marry Gura in 10 mins if no objections.

>>24605930
No ur not, shes my wife

>>24605930
I OBJECT! AND I WON'T ACCEPT ANY OF YOUR BULLSHIT!

>>24605519
>we can't take much more of this before she blows
So uh, what do we do?

>>24605947
>>24606009
Objections overruled

>>24606105
Say what you want, we're already married. No amount of cope will change that.

good morning chumberonies

>>24605930
Times up, since no valid objections were made, I will now marry Gura.

>>24605947
Funny, I don't remember posting this

I'M GONNA GOOMba

>>24606367
That's alright.

>>24604050
lazy brats don't want to make soundposts

>>24606261
Good morning to you.
And for me goodnight.
I worked all night, but was still able to watch the stream though while people around me actually had to work harder and get paid less huhaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQxJ5MOSvF0

>>24606417
https://youtu.be/Swr-O8K85a0?t=10527
>PUT IT IN
>DO IT

CORRECTION!

>>24606774
fans are
oshi
lazy ass goobers

I love this siren

Why does Gura's VR microphone sound so cute?

What makes her sound like such a kid compared to her normal mic? Is she actually changing how she speaks?

>>24607135
the mic doesnt pick up some of the parts of her voice that make her sound older

>>24607131
She aware of her magical girl power

>>24607180

>>24607226
microphones have a diaphragm or a coil that converts sound waves into an electrical signal, different types of diaphragms/coils convert different frequencies better/worse than others, that is why there is a difference in sound between different types of microphones

>>24607226
Imagine playing a song through shit speakers and it's missing some sounds so the song sounds different.

gura should show her thighs more

>>24607426
>>24607559

Neat, whatever it is, she sounds extra cute.

I sincerely can't hear those changes in her voice. Even with my MDRZX310 over ear headphones.

>>24607921
you might want to get your ears checked bud. there is a distinct difference between the vr mic and her normal mic

>>24607999
I just hear gura no matter the mic or audio settings.

>>24608041
ear check. I don't notice most of the stuff they complain about with her normal mic but the vr mic is super noticable

Pictured is me offering a rose to my wife

>>24608114
Aww shrimps really are cute

hewo chumbies :3

goob

>>24608631
I'll make her pay.

>Gura liked this
They are?

>>24608767
Careful, her trident's right there.

>>24608829
Birthday callin needs some buildup.

Is goop goop dead?

So no stream today and tomorrow right? Currently still watching the vod.

>>24609393
Small chance of a Minecraft guerilla

>>24609448
Oh nice, I hope it happens.

>>24609347
Yes

>>24609448
bet it depends on how many call-ins ina gets

>>24609347
It seems in your anger, you killed her

feet

>>24606271
You're honor I move to strike everything this man has said from this thread and the archive.
Gura is MY wife.

Oh no no no chumkeks...

>>24608829
gay
they are gay

>>24610742
i pretend that i do not see it

>>24608767
Damn, is there any Ebi-chan related pic giving Gura correction?

>>24611116
Gura? Not that I know of
Gawr? Yes

>>24610742
This board would explode, but in the opposite way to rushia

I've never had so much as a crush before and I think I love Gura, I don't know what to do with these feelings, I guess I'll just keep masturbating to keep my powers sealed.

>>24604015
RUBRUBRUBRUBRUB

gonna be a lot of frills this summer.

>>24611283
Yeah, i too get hard when i see females with her body type while driving my little sister to school. It really takes a lot of restraint.

>>24599502
Retard

>>24611402
Holy fuck those thighs!

It's honestly just boring being a fan of Gura. I kinda want to make her hate me and see how that feels.

>>24611768
>I kinda want to make her hate me
become a Hololive anti

>>24599502
I used to hate them as well, but seeing how Gura actively encourages it I just stopped caring.

>>24611768

>>24611807
But Gura doesn't care about Hololive(neither do I). I specifically want to upset Gura and have her know that I am the cause of her pain. I want to write something in chat that she reads and it instantly sours her mood and she's noticeably different after.

>>24611906
this is some retarded bait my dude

>>24611906
Just spam deez nuts jokes like the last guy

You lot wouldn't get it, she's so used to seeing my name and reading my messages that if I suddenly became an anti, she would notice.

>>24611962
In the back of her mind she's sad that Chris is gone... Also another example is Darth Griefous, even though he writes the most disgusting heinous shit, she still laughs it off and almost gets excited to see what he's written this time.

Behave

>>24612058
>She's sad the guy spamming the same shitty jokes and uploading it to YouTube because he craves attention is gone
Somehow, I doubt that.

puffy

>>24611906
meds

Gurass

Toradora watchalong with Gura when?

>>24612575
I hope we get a dino plushie in her birthday

>>24612818
I hate the tsundere girl

>>24612925
that's what hot though
she'll pretend she hates fucking you while she loves it
gawr is the same way

>>24612310
>not posting the canon version

>>24612818
I love the tsundere girl

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A GAWR GURA GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE GAWR GURA AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME GAWR GURA GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A GAWR GURA GF IN MY LIFE.

I hate doxxfags so much, they should fucking hang on trees

>>24613640
same desu

Anyone wanna brainstorm how to most effectively make her hate me? And no "be yourself" is not an answer while very funny

>>24591285
longshark is long

>>24613763
Make a thread about it, I'm sure catalog will help you

>>24613831
why is she like this

>>24613763
you're so pathetic i don't even think it's possible to hate you, all you will get is pity for being a literal retard

>>24613763
Maybe innocently ask her why Barbie is filtered.

Is this the new style of bait?
Pretty sure he's going to post his own post in catalog/global any second now

I love her, Help.

Wow Gura is right
The joycons are so much better for Project Diva

>>24613953
its our resident cuckposter, just ignore him

>>24614009
Yeah it's him

>>24613763
Sounds like finding an actual hobby would do more for you to help alleviate your boredom.

>>24613890
Oofie dude you hit too close to home...no one I went to school with even remembers I exist, my parents don't care no one does... so that's why I want to make an impact on guras life

>>24614117
Please jump from the closest, tallest building if you really wanna make an impact.

>>24614117
consider ending yourself. put everyone out of the misery of having to put up with you

Just let retarded shitposter be, don't reply

>>24614117
You are nothing but a sad failure of a person. Seriously, consider suicide, there are many easy ways of doing it fast and painlessly. Do yourself and everyone that has had the displeasure of interacting with you a favor and end it.

>>24614117
That's... just sad. Maybe consider trying to improve yourself instead of trying to make other people miserable.

>getting to be eaten alive by Gura
>crying
What a faggot
That fish should be me instead

>>24614364
UOH

>>24599428
Lol the same way stars showed up in IRyS BD right? @everyone never includes the stars

>>24614364
He's crying because Kiara puked in the ocean

if you think about it JOP sounds like vietnamese begging Gura to speak their language

will the pannel thing be broadcasted?

>>24614582
No

>>24614582
No chance
There may be some leaks on global tho

>>24614582
There will be someone who'd record it, like last time, i hope.

Gura piss on my dick

>>24614740
>>24614632
>>24614601
Speaking of
Wich holos are also in the convention thing

nyo stweam today

gura wants to smell a man bathroom so bad

>>24614800
rat

>>24613763
Just send her a supa saying bad things about other members. Simple as

>>24614800
Bae
I also saw Ollie but i don't remember if it was the same event

No stream today or tomorrow huh (supposedly). Oof. Well I have several partial VODs to catch up on anyway

>>24615118
You type like a faggot
Go back to wherever you came from

It feels like all my problems would be solved if Gura was dead.

>>24615166
That'd be /b/ so accurate I suppose

I want to wake up by Gura sucking on my cock under the bedsheets. I'd give her a creampie then make her some waffles.

>>24615285
>I want to wake up by Gura
same desu

Gura is gonna ghost Ina and won't call in

>>24615285
You will never be Sw*d*sh

>>24615342
Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

>>24615285
Same except I would also glaze the waffles with cum

>>24615285
I would also eat the waffles.

>>24615285
I'd rather suck her cock

Does Ina know that Gura is using her as an excuse

>>24612818
Wagashi toradora doujin readalong when

>>24615253
People still have /b/ as their home board?

>>24615312
Would you prefer waking up with her in your arms, her little butt pressed up against you? Or with her clinging to your face, arms wrapped around your head, chest pressed against your face?

>>24615568
Forgot pic

I am the shrimp on the right

>>24615596
Gotta sixxpost somewhere.

>>24615597
I want to wake up after I feel the contents of her diaper leaking and pooling up on the bed

>>24615597
Arms wrapped around each-other with her head under my chin

>>24615817
buy her more absorbent diapers

>>24615822
oh! thats a good one too!

>>24615822
This

>>24615597
Her crotch in my face, and her hair is so long that it's also in my face.

Is anyone here planning on going to acen to talk to Gura?

>>24615947
No

>>24616051
Why not?

>>24616084
I don't like sausage fests.

Stop fantasizing about a girl with a boyfriend. It's incredibly pathetic.

>>24615947
Nah, meet and greet lotto was rigged in favor of their staff and their friends.

>>24616123
Yeah you weirdos, stop talking about my girlfriend

I wanna make Gura cry like that airport worker

>>24616128
Those who did pay should ask for a chargeback or whatever it is called in the states.
Selection stolen.

>>24615342
Yeah man, this is definitely what's gonna happen. Gura and Ina HATE each other *winks at you* *shits pants aggressively*

>>24616220
That's exactly what I did. I don't care if they blacklist me.

Gura's bathroom must smell absolutely fetid. Her shits are probably disgusting due to her weird diet and all the vegan abominations she eats. She also goes entire days just drinking coffee, energy drinks and mango juice instead of water so her piss is probably pretty stinky too. There is also a pretty decent chance that the dirty t-shirt she used to wipe her nasty little cunny is still laying there, all crusty and moldy, adding to the absolute filth that her bathroom must be.

>>24616110
There will be a few women there in person.
>>24616128
>>24616285
Oh I didn't know this. I figured it was first come first serve. I'm in the area but unfortunately I have nobody to go with and I don't want to wander around alone.

If Gura loves cleaning so much, why is her house dirty? Checkmate.

>>24616337
yeah, the filth in gura's bathroom?
all me baby

https://youtu.be/qKjKUSZHrcA?t=3809
>calls her customer tubby
>Heart rate instantly increase
>blame it to the voice in her head like a schizo
Why is she like this?

>>24616397
Reminder that Gura really has a chat tulpa and she talks to it just like she talks to Gawr.

>>24616381
If she ran a cafe it would be completely spotless, and then she’d return home to her disheveled den of debauchery

>>24616337
Imagine if they invent smell-o-vision and you accidentally join Guras stream wearing it. You will get nauseated just from a little whiff

>>24616381
Same thing happens with chefs apparently, everyone I've met just orders food or cooks very simple dishes for themselves

>>24616481
>getting high off her smell
I need this.

>>24616481
Haha, yeah, accidentally. Who in their right mind would want to smell someone as disgusting as Gura?

>>24616503
Simple dishes are always best.

>>24616397
Because she always thinks shit like this but she's too pussy to own it after she says it

The answer is green tea

>>24616567
Her boyfriend

>>24613980
you're welcome

>>24616809
Tis I, the one you speak of.

>>24616809
Yeah, me.
>>24616751
What?

>>24616727
gura is a good girl who doesn't think bad thoughts ever

>>24616809
Why yes, how did you know my fetish?

If, theoretically, one were to learn that Gura lived basically next door to them, how would one avoid accidentally becoming an obsessed schizo stalker?

>>24616809
Yeah, me.
>>24616828
>>24616839
>>24616854
All me.

>>24616870
by, theoretically, offing themselves of course

>>24616870
Introduce self normally.
Bake her sweets from time to time
Enjoy streams normally and change nothing.

Lazy, lying, manipulative slut.

>>24616870
>accidentally

>>24616960
Yeah, me

>>24616960
all me

So that airport story, i wana talk about it
>I wanna avenge gura
No you wont
most everyone here is unfit, probably overweight, and your bodies will likely snap at the slightest contact
Your only recourse is buying enough guns to appear threatening, which is another type of laughable and pathetic

>>24616960
This is the Gura thread, not a place to vent about your mother

>>24616870
By remembering you can get 4+ years in prison or being forced to move/sell property because of a restraining order. Stalking laws have gotten brutal in every state the past decade.

>>24616960
Off topic, this is Gawr Gura thread, anon.

Reminder that Gura likes penis in vagina intercourse

>>24617053
My penis in her vagina, to be precise.

>>24617002
I want to make Gura cry like that ...

>>24616839
Coffee or green tea? The answer is green tea

>>24617053
Yeah, my penis inside her shark vagina.

>>24617053
her penis in my boy vagina

Reminder that it's Gooba!

The fact that our schizos are so pathetic unironically makes me even prouder to be a Chumbud

>>24617145
UOH

>>24617103
Oh, that. You're wrong though.

>>24617105
are they in a swamp? where is shrek? cute

>>24617190
You're right, the answer is black tea.

I doubt I'd be able to talk to Gura in a one-on-one meet & greet. I'd either freeze up entirely or drown in spaghetti

>>24617327
I wonder how she'd react if I just pulled my dick out on camera

>>24617163
One day you’ll regret giving her even the tiniest bit of support. All of you will.

>>24617387
>why's it so small

>>24617387
jumpscare scream, followed by clearly fake crying and a muffled 'huhaha'

>>24617387
we all know you wouldn't have the balls to pull your little shrimp dick out in front of her cumbud

>>24617401
No I won't :^]

I want Gura to meet my parents

>>24617401
Sounds like jealous 2view cope, delicious.

>>24617327
Gura would probably enjoy coaxing you to speak like a scared animal in the short time you had together.

>>24617404
>does it grow bigger if you touch it?
>go ahead!
>aww thats too bad...
>thats ok, thats ok, thats alright though
>everyones different and all that

>>24617401
She'd have to pull some really egregious stunt to fall out of my favor

>>24617387

>>24617401
ah shit, what up cripplechama?

I wonder how you'd react if Gura just pulled her dick out on camera

>>24617508
Well shit, now I want to do it even though I don't want to do it
Imagine her patronizing baby-talk...

Is it weird to draw Gura using real children as a reference?

>>24617576
Instantly start cumming

>>24617624
No, in fact it makes it better.

>>24617624
Just remember, tracing makes it illegal
Then again, having something to trace is illegal in and of itself, so...

>>24617576
>gee whiz gura, how come your genetics lets you have TWO DICKS?

Yet another broken promise but yesmen and chumknights with defend this lying bitch anyway. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FRESHLY SQUEEZED SHARK JUICE GURA YOU PROMISED

>>24617711
>he didn't get his freshly squeezed gura juice
sucks to suck i guess

>>24617401
She gave me so much happiness compared to my support, feels kinda unfair desu.
I should do better

>>24617711
I dunno about you but I received my freshly squeezed shark juice right on schedule

>>24617576
*SLUUUUUUUURP*