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I love Ina!
>>2457171MORI LOVE?!
Something about Gura's model's eyes make her look drunk.
>Cutest design that carried her to have the most subs in HoloEN even before debuting>Sweetest and least grating voice in HoloEN>So incredibly good at singing that there are several clippers solely dedicated to posting singing compilations and members-only karaoke VODs>Very empathetic and understanding, stays humble no matter how popular she is, genuinely looks up to her co-workers and senpais and actively tries to learn from them>Inspires others by being as earnest and uplifting as possible while streaming, despite clearly having dealt with severe depression in the past>Good chemistry with everyone in collabs, especially Ame and Mori, doesn't force herself to do collabs unless she's comfortable and knows she can make it a great time for everyone>Has the best understanding of what makes good stream content in HoloEN, a balanced mix between popular Hololive staples like Minecraft, Phasmophobia and RingFit and personal favorites that play well into a livestream format like Amnesia and Luigi's Mansion>Avoids certain genres like RPGs and VNs because they generally don't make for good streaming content, especially if they aren't short>Very self-conscious about getting stale with her content (ironically assisted by her ADHD), always makes sure to try one or two new things every week, doesn't hesitate to drop games that overstayed their welcome and are getting boring for her (Amnesia Rebirth, Skyrim, Visage, RDR2)>Leaves typically niche content like watchalongs to members only, as not to take regular stream spaces that can be used for more mass-appeal stuff>Has the self-restraint not to run her own jokes to the ground>Meme pockets run deep, catches viewers off-guard every time she drops a cultured meme out of nowhere>Story times range from interesting and comfy (plant cultivation stories) to batshit insane (bathwater pizza, dish mold, foot fetish stories), you literally never know what you're going to get>Closet horny but keeps it classy>Healthy relationship with chat, reads messages a lot of the time, often compliments them and jokes around with them, knows how to masterfully spin serious complaints into playful banter without souring the mood of the stream>Overall just a meticulously balanced act in being cute, funny, endearing, smart and dumb, high-energy and low-energy, and inspirational and relatableGura LOVE!
Can't belive Gura kicked out Haachama from the server because of the peppeloni
RA RION RABU!!!
EAT THE FUCKING PIZZA
HELLO THE HUNGRY WOLFHAS COME TO GIVE YOU HELL
>leaving the pizza crustDo Americans really?
Gura
>>2457140>concernfags will be the reason why Gura can never pull a Koronehave you seen korone's streams? that is basically concernfag central and she still doesnt give a fuck
>i never had deep dishwtf is deep dish? is this some /ck/ meme like "deep state" or something?
My name Gawr Gura and I'm here to hunt rrats
>>2457291Children do
If you were about to nut inside your oshi would you pull out first? Or let it out inside her?
Temma just told me he loves me, see you fags later
>>2457276>but i pick up this... AWAY. Because I don't eat itShe makes it very clear, anon.
Munson that shit was creepy....
https://twitter.com/BasedSauceDoodles/status/1381042457857511425
Gura was so mortified of the peppeloni clip that she demanded Haachama be banned from the EN server and cancelled all collabs with her.
>>2457288I missed this stream because I was watching SPIDERMAN, what other bangers did she make?
>>2457291Only heathens do
I actually do peel olives off of my pizza though...
Gura kicked Haachama out of the EN server cause she takes the pepeloni off her pizza...
>>2457291Sometimes the crust is absolutely dogshit.
>>2457246Actually, tiny pupils like that are indicative of heroin use.
Hey friend!
>>2457298It's dreadful, fastest way to clog your arteries
>>2457298Pizza pie from Chicago.
Hello, this is your new holo, Gina Gibraltar, say hi!
>>2457106The nose + shadow looks like her mouth in the thumbnail.
*Fucks your oshi*Nothing personal Chumkeks
>amelialive>no amelia streamss-sugoi...
Can't believe Gura died to Crocomire, probably the easiest miniboss in the game, and then ragequit. Hopefully she doesn't get filtered and comes back to finish it since it's such a great game, she just needs to go get more energy upgrades probably.
FUCK H*CHAMAUCKH*CHAMA
>>2457298No its pizza dough, then toppings, then cheese then sauce in a deeper pan like a pie tin.
>>2457298This is deep dish.The cheese is under the sauce, and then they add parmesan on top of the sauce
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRbKF4l1YzIPngmPmMyWj53GG30_Y1GRyThis is the playlist for almost all the songs from AZKi's recent event. I recommend you check it out, even as simple BGM. Who knows what you might find?Some of the AMVs are also nice, so that's another reason to check it out
Gura called Haachama a slur at the start of the stream LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>>2457296Yeah but Korone doesn't care what people think. Meanwhile, Gura can easily be bullied.
anyone else think the design just doesn't work without the shark hat? i feel like if she's not gonna wear the hat she shouldn't wear the hoodie either... i wanna see gura's erotic shoulders...
>>2457317
>>2457307>pulling outWhat are you gay?
>buffalo chicken peetzerVegetarian Gura rrat slain.
I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO RUN A HOTEL WITH OLLIE I WANT TO FORCE ZOOMBIE TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH ME I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT OLLIE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO PUNCH ZOOMBIE IN THE RIBS I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMBIE PISS I WANT TO BATHE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ERECT A STATUE FOR ZOOMBIE I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SHOWED WITH ZOOMBIE'S PISS I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER FOR LOOKING AT ANOTHER MAN I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE AND FART I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ENVY ZOOMBIE BABY I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CHEAT ON ZOOMBIE WITH HER OWN MOTHER AND FORCE ZOOMBIE TO WATCH I WANT TO WASH ZOOMBIES HANDS I WANT TO BUILD HER A NEW HOME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO DRIVE ME AROUND I WANT TO CROSS THE BORDER WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHOKE ME OIT WITH HER THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME A NAUGHTY BOY I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHARGE RIFLE PISS IN MY MOUTH I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME DADDY I WANT OLLIE TO BITE ME I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES SWEAT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY EARS THEN WHISPER ARA ARA I WANT TO BE CHOKED OUT BY ZOOMBIES ROTTEN THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO LIFT ME AND SLAM ME INTO THE GROUND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM WHILE PLAYING THE DRUMS I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE
>>2457298It's tomato soup
Holy shit Gura hates Haachama...
>>2457298it's a casserole that chicago likes to pretend is pizza
>>2457291Its fine if you don't eat the crustPutting it back in the box is heresy though
>>2457289Calli is the most talented musician in hololive by far, and nobody else even comes close.>>2457324Gura also leaves the rice when she orders sushi according to the cute little gif I saw, that shit will get you kicked out of some establishments but she is just cute enough to get away with it.
Damn, gura hates old jokes.
I wish chat would let the bathwater pizza shit die. I blame dudul and the clipfags for it.
STOP REFRENCING HOMOS FOR FUCKS SAKE, NO MALES
Gills
>>2457267This pizza autism is gone too far!Haachama > pizza Please provide evidence that I am wrong.Professional tip: you cannot do that.
>>2457335You're not obligated to eat the entire pie yourself you know.
>>2457350Gura is a mesugaki and doesnt care what ojisans say
>>2457325>>2457331
>>2457291I always order the cheese pan... so cheese is on the ear
>>2457312this has to be a meme
so many schizos today
>>2457325>>2457327>>2457331>heroin addict fubuki
>>2457350>Meanwhile, Gura can easily be bullied.Examples?
So if Gura consumes a lot of pizza in her pizza house, how is she not fat?
AME SHAFT MENTIONED
https://youtu.be/N-NxKVAa86ENOEL 1 MILLION ENDURANCE SINGING STREAM LETS FUCKING IKUZO
AME MENTION
>>2457336This makes me hard for some reason.
>>2457346Thats a pie
>>2457346>>2457298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgYMFtxUUw&t=2s
>>2457291Eating the crust makes me break out unfortunately.
>>2457346it's good
>>2457341She'll learn the pattern to use eventually. Or finally fix her Switch streaming setup. IDK
>>2457336this fucks with my brain so bad
FUTA AME MENTION!
>Watson's shaft
>>2457336I hope she collabs with Grundy Glue
Ame's huge futa cock...
>>2457180私もいなが大好き!
THEY
>>2457224>>2457236>>2457250>>2457323>>2457340>>2457348>>2457358You guys remember that Ame picks toppings off her pizza too, right?
>>2457366>I blame dudulblame dudul for making Dio into a schizo and sending that cringe "join my private discord server" SC to Gura
ame's shaftwatson's shaftamelia's shaftthe watson family shaft
Ame's big futa cock...
>>2457325>smackhead vtuberogey
She HATES minecraft
>>2457386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPCNuv2fFWA
MINECRAFTBROS... NOT LIKE THIS
Ame's shaft
Block autists BTFO
>>2457298They also call it 'go 'za.
>AME MENTIONJUST COLLAB ALREADY YOU DOOFUSalso get fucked mineshartfags
>minecraft? never heard of it>who plays minecraft anymore?holy shit Gura, you can't just say that!
>>2457319She is going to hogtie you!RUN!
A simple detail that greatly improves the design
>Gura dunks on MinecraftBASED.>t.deadbeat
>>2457370What happened to the cosplay rating stream she was supposed to do? Did she not get enough entries or something so said fuck it?
>Playing MonHun at the same time as Lamy and a Capcom game at the same time as GuraTHEY ARE coincidentally playing Capcom games at the same time and has little correlation aside from me maybe wanting to play MonHun after tuning into Lamy for a moment
>>2457336Hi Gibraltar from Apex Legends!
>>2457439I can't believe Gura is a goth...
>who plays MC anymorekiara... ame... give up, the server's dead...
>my fucking DNS server stopped responding and I missed the first 10 minutes of Gura's streamFUCK YOU COMCAST, I HOPE YOUR OFFICIES BURN TO THE FUCKING GROUND
>>2457417Oh no Gurame bros... it's over
>>2457353they make vegetarian versions of pretty much everything. That being said gura is definitely not a veggie considering how she goes on about sushi and shit.
>>2457398it's the bottom teeth.
>>2457341this is some faggot shit, she did not ragequit you retarded little piece of poop, she had to go do resident evil strem. 30 minutes before resident evil stream was set to start she died to the boss for the first time, she said she should probably go set up for next stream, but then said she wanted to fight it again so she did, two more times and then finally ended the stream with 15 minutes until resident evil 2 stream. AND she started the RE2 stream on time
>>2457417You guys remember that Ame eats pizza off the floor, right?
>>2457417HAACHAMA HATES AME
yeb
>>2457417I can't believe Gura only found out a couple months ago. I'm so sorry for her.
God I have been trying to cut back on eating pizza recently and FUCK to I crave it. I'm just trying to not be as much of a fatass as I am.
>>2457439>chokeryou will never be a woman
So anyways, here' Calliope.
stay safe, f-Ame-li!!! :333
REMINDER:>Shinove got approval for Roblox permissions in the course of 1 stream for Aruran because he thought it'd be funny to ask>ENma blocks Haachama and Coco from HoloEN on a daily basis, does not get permissions, actively loses permissions, forces Takamori, and frequently stops any organic interactions from happening between HoloJP and HoloEN
Minecraft arc is NEVER coming back.
WATSON SHAFT LOVE
>>2457417So that's what caused the rift between Ame and Gura?
Ollie better not have heard that
>>2457454take the 1.1.1.1 pill already!
>>2457449>I'm also playing MonHun right nowWE ARE
>>2457336that smile is so hot with normal teeth
>>2457373I mean regardless it's not the most healthy thing
>>2457397He's just biased since he's from New York and feels a deep seated rivalry from birth between the dish of his hometown and the one in Chicago.
>>2457439imagine gura with cutting scars
>>2457439Kiara posted this, she thinks chokers are cute and girly.
>>2457467Do trannies wear chokers? I've only seen females wear them
At all my local pizza shops they add garlic oil to the crust so it always tastes amazing. Pizza crust without it just feels wrong at this point.
>>2457472Stop breaking my cat
>>2457460FBK even made a floor pizza too
https://twitter.com/yokawausoyo/status/1381145013724143616?s=20Futa warning.
Gura...
>>2457439Meidos, take care of this thing.
>>2457490KING
>>2457325>Hobo drug user holo I like it, give her a big coat and a cardboard crown
>Is the most consistent on schedule posting>Even if the game is boring she makes it entertaining by her constant tangents>Her superchats are unironically some of her best content>Suffers like the best em when the games are hard>Streams a lot, almost everyday barring unforseen circumstances>Has done her reps so she can collab with anyone and has collabed with at least 1 member of every single gen so far>2 songs and is proud of them>Is doxxed to an almost comical point yet isn't a paranoid autist about it>Doxxed herself in her own chat by accidentOutside of her voice which is an acquired taste, Kiara is everything their oshi's wish they would be, this is why she is so hated.
>>2457394Calm down, anon. It's still 8 hours away.
gura....
>pregnanteeee
Gura's dying bros...
>Gura needs to see the doctoroh no no no
Gura is fucking dying..........
>this project is now dead
concernfags are in ecstasy
>I think it's time to see a doctor...for some thingsSHE'S
>>2457180I love Ina too!
>Mori and Gura both have heart problemsTHEY ARE
>>2457420apparently he hated that SC so i guess he blames himself too
If you were a doctor you could have poked and prodded Gura...
>>2457398>>2457492She looks like way more of a brat.
Time to poke Gura
>>2457317see >>2457332Alsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtq1t3pOU-shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKrL8yXNl-chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfWeVnfeQKQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1S9GBarW7M
How low is she talking about?
>Who plays minecraft anymore?Not you gura, that's why you still got zero (0) JP collab
>>2457532DYING!
Gura please get a yearly check up...
>>2457496Someone photoshop this with the ugly bastards cut in half
>>2457439or just leaving the strap from the shark hat on. i don't know why they didn't just do that.
>>2457325>>2457336It's like gura but she isn't a junkie
>>2457520I CANT I NEED THE SOUL RIGHT INTO MY VEINS
I'm afraid to play this resident evil, I'm losing to a little girl
>Gura has to go to a doctor.Is she going to be okay?
chumkeks, your oshi's going to get poked and prodded by a doctor. can you even compete?
Pizza
These rrats are so dead, they're cooked.
>>2457515>KiaraWho? I think you got lost, buddy.
I haven't watched anything in weeks. Is Kiara still being a horrible dramafag
>>2457454>Using his ISPs DNSAnonchaama...
>>2457475jesus she could fucking kill you with that thing
Giving Gura her yearly prostate exam uuoohh
>>2457528We all knew it was dead the moment the server was in survival instead of creative.
What happens when Gura's original song releases and Gura actually makes sure it's done right this time and it mogs absolutely everyone in hololive to such an extent that they all look like a bunch of retarded fucking babies trying to cosplay as idols
>>2457515Wait what did she do in her own chat...?
>>2457467Please don't bring that up. Chokers on women are extremely fucking hot and I don't want the image tainted.
Gura pls don't make me remember that shingeki exists...
>>2457391Regular exercise.
>>2457539gen 5 Amogus...
>>2457417Does Ame pick the pepeloni AWAY too?
Oi fella, this here’s a UNITY thread! Always has been, always will be!>Does that Unity include Yogiri, Aloe, etc?Of course! But there are some who aren’t included.>Offer of Unity does not apply to: Artia, Civia, Doris, Rosalyn, Spade Echo, their reincarnations, or their fans, ironic or otherwise>But Ikadachi, I’m a Rosalyn fan!Then you are invited on a one way trip to Fuckoffistan, home of the great Fuck Off mountains!>This seems pretty cringe, IkaTruth hurts, hater.
FUCKING MENTION
When will gura play Duke nukem
>>2457538How the fuck are we supposed to know
>>2457506TuT
Gura is graduating not because she hates hololive but because she's dying LET'S GOOOOOOO
>low heartrateGura no...you'll kill the pregnancy rrats...
How far did Kanata get in Jump King last night? Her stream has been copyright claimed so I can't check for myself
>>2457501>females
>>2457569Stop using my oshi to falseflag
>>2457472Don't use my oshi to post your shitty rrats.
Pizza, but it's from England
>>2457502Please never let her think anything else!
>>2457556That's uncooked ravioli
>>2457577cringe
Gura's muff!
>>2457557>rice crackersbut why
>>2457568anonchama... your biology reps...
-1 sad Gura post
Gura is especially horny tonight...
>MUF>immediately says it out loudI love Gura.
>>2457460I remember when I was a kid I was at my friend's house and eating pizza outside off a paper plate, set the plate down on the sidewalk for a bit since I was a dumb kid and came back a bit later and the whole thing was totally covered in ants. Hesitated for a little bit but eventually decided to eat it, ants and all. Didn't want to waste pizza.
IM DYING CHAT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2457475I want Ame to absorb me with her Cell tail
>>2457600>ravioliratvioli
>>2457563Depends, did you take meds? If not, then no, she's still the same.
>>2457592Yes, as in girls.
>>2457562Why are chumtourists like this?
>>2457597
>>2457599god that looks delicious
SQUEEZE
blessed
PEE
>>2457515I wish my oshi wasn't an autistic introvert and actually asked for collabs.
this idiot doesn't know what muff means does she?
>that squealGod I fucking love Gura so much.
...did somebody say pizza?
my sides
squeeze
>miko playing spidermanthey now have sony permissions right?still waiting for mr. koro's tlou playthrough
10/10 scream
She wasn't ready for that at all. What a cute scream
nice scream
Scared gura!
fat cat is big in japan
>>2457557Japan raping other countries cuisines as hard as Nanking.
Welp, THAT sure got her heart rate up...
That was a big one.
CUTE SQUEAL
>>2457515Based
SHE PEED
SHARK PISSY CUNNY UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2457599How dare you show this to me
SHARK PISSY CUNNY
>>2457180Hey
>>2457589She got to the church, but not the end.
oh no i forgot my fucking bottle
I love how Gura gets spooked and pauses the game while she processes how to deal with what just jumped out.
DAMN THIS FUCKING BRAT PEED ON ME AGAIN
>>2457351Fuck this is so good.
>>2457571very cute
>>2457557What the fuck is wrong with Elevens
>2 almost fucks and 1 fuck todaywhat's happening to my oshi?
I fucking hate squeezers
guys shes gonna pee (she just did?)you did prepare for the stream, didnt you?
The rare genuinely scared scream...
what a cute fucking scream
>>2457576This soundpost is no longer welcome.
>>2457439t.Kiara
nice squeal desu
>>2457599I'd eat this
squeack was cute
JESAS THAT WAS THE HALF OF THE BOTTLE
>>2457515I tried to but couldn't get into the chicken when she debuted. But recently she's really been growing on me.
>>2457506YES
>>2457610God fucking dammit
Waiting for that delete wave
>>2457627>>2457629>>2457630>>2457632>>2457652>>2457657>>2457660Jesus, fuck off. I so much prefer UOH spam to this faggotry.
Cant wait for all those deleted posts
>>2457642Does Sony even have any good games other than Bloodborne?No need to answer. Of course they don't.
>>2457610h-hayai
>>2457610kek
>>2457674She's pissed about that croc
>>2457610Perfect
>>2457532IDK, it seems more likely that Mori's Doctor begged her to rest after...>3 MVs, an EP, two collab songs, all while prepping for the full HoloAlt song, the new song for April and regular streaming duty.
>>2457599I think it looks good though some of the toppings should be chopped up and spread evenly throughout rather than that cheeky 1 slice of each shit. Like how the fuck are you gonna eat the sausage slice without that shit slipping around all over the place and being a royal pain in everyone's ass?
FUCK YOU SQUEEZEFAGS, IM NOT GONNA DO IT AGAIN. AIN'T WORTH 3 DAYS VACATION
>>2457599>Brits fucking up pizza
gura just give us more horny asmr if you want your heartbeat up, you erogaki.
>>2457599would eat
>>2457576No, Ame likes meat on pizza. She gets supreme pizza and picks off the onions, peppers, and mushrooms because she like the residual flavor but not the whole vegetable.
/sque+ze/i/pe+/i/>filters/i
>>2457180Me too
I jumped too, idk why I'm even watching Gura isnt my oshi but theres nothing else going on but lammy playing monhun, god I dont like horror games
Live now>Lamyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6pMXJA02pA>Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXlzwEGrWUIn an hour>Robocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM1KLgdqO90In 2 hours>watamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE12VJeIH40
>>2457697The pissfags will fuck off eventually
>>2457697>one word is better than the otherYWNBAW
>>2457697All me
How can I stop being concerned for Gura?
>>2457599I would eat 2/3 of this pizza.
>>2457676Apparently I missed some good shit
>>2457557I don't know what the fuck is half the shit on that pizza but Id eat it
>>2457697There's nothing wrong with water sports.
Will Gura fuck up with the ending and have to private the VOD?
>>2457515Hardest worker
>IV? What is that, 5?
>>2457720Thanks.
>>2457515Chadanashi Kiara, I kneel......
>IV>FiveGura...
>>2457180>>2457413>>2457531>>2457662>>2457683>loving a Korean DogDie.
>>2457346NASTY
>>2457697Based
>>2457674The Croc
>>2457599I can deal with most of this but why beans?
Would you let your oshi jerk you off if she was only doing it ironically?
>IV>FiveGura please...
>>2457728/pol/chama your buzzword reps…
>>2457460It was a good deal!
>>2457599Outside of the beans, this isn't that bad. Mamma mia! This FREDO EATING BEANS
>>2457601God I wish that were me, also I agree with her.
>>2457599THE MORE STUFF YOU PUT ON A PIZZA THE WORSE IT GETS. PEPELONI ONLY.
>>2457697You are right.
>グラちゃん〜悲鳴サンキューベリーマッチ〜
Based
かなた
>>2457746
>>2457746N-Nice one, Ina
>>2457745>>2457746
I like King because it's a barometer on who can belt really hard.
>>2457726based
>>2457746Ina, Self-Hate is not the way
Become
>>2457728Infinitely better.>>2457735Kill yourself.
>>2457515>streams in the deadest slot>plays boring shit in the first place>superchat full of attention whores>bad at games>streams long as fuck games, hard to start watching in the middle>holoEN, speaks JP>shills her songs constantly>gives a mountain of ammo to doxxfaggots>kfp thinks doxxing is a good thingI'm glad my oshi isn't like her.
>>2457720>that second filterlmao have fun
>>2457746Ina...
>>2457746>Ina falseflagging as a tako antiFanbase reflects their oshi...
>Starts watching AZKi YT concertWTF? I should've started watching AZKi sooner.
Gura just said she watched the 1 to 5 clip before she started the stream, lol
>>2457752i'd say "this but unironically" the moment i nooted
>Moriconstant streams and good contentmusically talentedIsnt afraid of anything even pissing on atlus front doorgood collabs with JP because no language barriergot sponsorship>inaconstant streamsartistically talentedsoothinggood collabs with ID and JP>Ameconstant streamscreative good collabs with ID and JP>Kiaraconstant streams but boringdigresses into her meme lust for mori too much its cringegood collabs with JPgot sponsorship>Guraonly solo streams or collabs with EN because she cant do anythingalready dropped a lot of games including minecraft because doesn't have an attention spangets seriously angry when not the center of attention in a collab (among us with JP)despite hating them she plays into the fetishes of lolicons and foot fetishists.despite numbers, gura is objectivly the worst EN if not the worst holo.
>meds
>>2457746Ina your self-esteem reps...
PUSH BIG BUTTON
>>2457746>Ina was the Ina anti
>>2457746Ina is a self hating Korean confirmed
>>2457731You have to start trusting her to take care of herself like an adult. I sometimes get worried about Ina but she says she is healthy so I trust her.
>MED-ication?
>>2457697Fuck off fag and it's not a d*scord raid you retard your just a newfag that wasn't in the threads last week.
Is it weird that sometimes I order a triple pepperoni pizza and throw out the pizza and just eat the pepperonis I picked off earlier?I'm on a low carb diet so...
Would you rather >Eat the whole pizza with Gura Or >Be tied up by Gura for not eating your pizza
>>2457746Ina, I know you want to be japanese, but this is taking it a little too far
>>2457526I'd bet good money it's just anxiety and trying to manually count her heart rate is just spooking her and making an anxiety attack worse because she's missing beats and making herself think there's something wrong with her heart.Anxiety usually manifests with a tightness in the chest and a tingling in your fingers (especially left hand) because your heart rate goes up and your muscles tighten while you hyper-oxygenate your blood. And it's easy for a layman to miscount their heartbeat during it because the tight muscles make it harder to feel each beat, and the sheer speed makes it difficult to actually track. People that suffer from anxiety trying to count their heartrate manually and convincing themselves their heart is stopping when in reality it's pounding from adrenaline is a really common thing.
>>2457697https://twitter.com/VTuberCringe/status/1380022592078286851
>>2457720>this anon will never see pepeloni again
>>2457746You should be proud of your heritage, Ina...
>>2457793ogey
Gura found the meds...
How much % of Gura's panties is wet right now?
>>2457788UwU
>>2457635I don't care what real Italians think, the greasy new york style is a fucking guilty pleasure if ever there was one.
Does 5ch even watch Gura anymore?
>>2457718literally worse than hitler
>>2457778I only recently noticed that Lamy actually has a boob window. I spend more time looking at how her hair is rigged or her eyes
>Im drinking a BR oreo shake right nowG-Gura???
Reminder that a Hololive/VShojo collab WILL happen, at least 5 hololive members want it to happen at this point.
>>2457793Are you frustrated?
>>2457793Another deadbeat here, just wanted to let you guys know that this anon is our official spokesperson and everything he says is the opinion of every other deadbeat as well.
So is there another holo who squeals like Gura? Just curious haha
Lamy doesn't sound like a real person
>>2457746Ina... I love you anyways...
>>2457757Pepeloni and Jalapinos is a good pizza too.
Free juice with Gura!
>>2457811I was, and meidos deleted this shit then. Did you not get the fucking hint, retard?
>>2457802Reminder the easiest way to get compliments and people defending your oshi is by falseflagging as an anti
Gura is hanging around the preschool again...
>heohnonono chumkeks
Gura goes to supermarkets to make fun of the wagies!
>>2457720>/pe+/iI like to speed peel bananas while listening to speeches.
>>2457834SHE'S HERE
Gura.... your social interaction reps...
>>2457829Don't you think that looks like a screaming face?
>>2457720Your regex reps anon-chama...
>>2457814Can I not have both?
>>2457840Yeah, she's JapaneseHEYOOOOOOOOOOO
hey that was me
>>2457816Jesus just reading this is giving me anxiety.
I think Gura can smell ants
maybe the guy restocking the boxes.... was flustered cause she's a cutie IRL.
>gura weirdly approaching a man with juice boxesoh god that's adorable
>>2457766ででんえ
Gura, he was waiting for you to say "thanks" so he could say "have a great day"
>>2457828Yes but very few. Or at least there's been less discussion of her over there compared to 3 months ago
Becoming Lamy doesn't hurt. Some actually enjoy the feeling.
>>2457811funny, nobody mentioned a discord raid this time around...
Am I timelooping or has Gura told this juicebox srory before? It sounds so familiar
>Apple juice>obviouslyTHIS PISSY LITTLE BRAT
https://youtu.be/KOttM3sDG_A?t=5choco....
>>2457851peeeeeeeko peko peko
>>2457814Eat Gura while she's tied upUoooh
>>2457720Filterfag is a little bitch
she is just like me
>>2457849Gura did say earlier that she never thought she would think there is not enough hours in a day, which probably means she never had an 8 hour job.
imagining an adult woman silently approach a man and look at him with puppy dog until he gives her a juicebox is certainly something.
>>2457818Fucking disgusting. Both pissfags and containment breachers deserve the rope.
Gura is literally that sperglord that thinks they're acting cool in public but comes off as a complete dweeb.I love her
>>2457840She's doing a voice. Her real voice comes out when she does drinking streams or sometimes when she gets really into a game. She doesn't particularly try to hide it, her real voice is deeper and cute but she chooses to do the character voice instead.
>>2457871god, imagine how intimidating it would be and how cute she smells
>squeeze
I remember that day some autistic woman came up to me asking for juice.
>>2457888/filterfags*/i
>>2457881she told a similar story about ordering a sandwich
>you will never hand and awkward Gura a box of juice
GIVE HER THE FUCKING JUICE BOX YOU AUTIST!
>>2457720>fitlers
yab
Gura is a literal carbon copy of me but with a pussy
>SAY HI TO INDONESIA PWEASSEEEwhy do they try so hard?
>>2457504YOUR CAT WILL BE WARPED INTO PIECES LIKE THE RABBIT WAS
idk what it is and can't describe it properly with only words but there is something really fun and really comfy about watching JPs in the morning and then spending time with the ENs in the afternoon and evening not counting Lamy atm despite having her stream on alongside Gura's
>>2457845Can confirm. I do this when my oshi streams and it's guaranteed (You)s
gura getting strangely defensive about her juicebox buying habits is fucking hilarious to me. poor grocery store worker had no idea what he was getting into.
>Gura has said y-you too
>>2457883The absolute smugness exuding from the way she said "OBVIOUSLY"... she needs to be PUNISHED!
>>2457894Wasn't she a cleaning lady?
>>2457903Wow, she's like a slightly more functioning Aqua
>>2457915I feel like its probably every interaction when she goes to a store or restaurant.
>gura mocking some wagiePlease stop...
He recognized her voice and froze up
「Lamy News」 Ramirez carted to NargacugaOn the plus side, a fan artist might see the appeal of Lamy in Nargacuga armor
>>2457906Her character voice used to be cute and low, what the hell happened?
>>2457793>despite hating them she plays into the fetishes of lolicons and foot fetishists.Gura IS a big Lolicon and has a foot fetish anon...
>>2457927London?
>>2457818Stop shilling this nigger. He's a literal nigger and a deadbeat.t. deadbeat
>>2457828She became too mainstream for them
Would you smile when you handed Gura a juicebox?
hey guys, gura's "juice" box supplied here. i can assure you she'd well supplied and happy with the service
>Ina spills her spaghetti hard today and nearly dies of nerves>Gura talks about a time she spilled her spaghetti today THEY ARE
>>2457906I'll do her voice.
does gura have low self-esteem around guys or does she just hate them?
>>2457720your false positive reps...
>do you guys want advice about talking to girls?Uh oh
Girl advice with Gura!
I feel like there is a high correlation between having some sort of heath problem and becoming a vtuber
>>2457857I can't unsee it now
Thanks, Gura Peterson.
Goober is giving advice!
Have you done your Shallys and Heroine Audition reps today, /hlgg/?
>>2457394NOEL....LOVEHope she sings KING for the 1M
Gura randomly giving her hand to the poor guy expecting to hand her the juicebox without even talking
POSTURE CHECK FAGSGURA HATES GARGOYLES
>>2457944>Lamy in Nargacuda armorI mean, she always seems to be in a different armor set every stream so onegai
Here's your real advice on talking to girls: if you need help from a girl you've already lost
>stand up straightI'm ngmi...
>do you guys want advice about talking to girls?uh oh Chumkeks...
>>2457399do you think you're funny called it a pie? what the fuck do you think a pizza pie was
>>2457953He is probably the very same nigger, there was another retard shilling his own tweets here before
is he standing up straight?
you know what to do.
hunchback bros........ years of leaning towards the computer monitor has ruined our chances....
>>2457956ESL
>>2457940aqua lives on her own now. i'm honestly not sure if i'd rank gura above her...
>Gura attacking my posturei'm...ngmi
>>2457845This is why I try to say good things about my oshi a lot, so there's no need for someone to do it.
>>2457829sometimes, R. Ratman I'd like to think that you'd be great doing a Talkshow ala >>2457397Do a pizza rant, Ratman. DO IT.
>Stand up straightIt's over for me already...
>>2457472
>>2457973god I can't fucking wait for the collab
>post filters to trigger the antifilter fags>don't even use the filters to get the (You)sez
>>2457900>puppy dog eyesknowing Gura, she probably approached the guy, mouth gaping yet with eyes full of false confidence
>>245796912 steps to becoming a professional vtuber and being equally as depressed as before
>stand up straight>don't forget to breath>adjust armsthis is /fit/ levels of autism
I thought she was about to say "stop jerking off"
GURA I STUBBED MY TOELET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
shes giving us advice on girls>STAND UP STRAIGHT>sorry you stubbed your toe>SMILE
>>2457973kimi no heroine wa dare?
>Stream freezes just when she's going to drop the knowledgeTHIS FUCKING ISP, I'M GOING TO BURN IT TO THE GROUND
Women lose respect for you as a guy if you smile, I call bullshit
Is Gura going to tell me to clean my room next
Wait at what point do we get into her pants? Asking for a friend.
Guys help my smile looks like shit...
Could someone post the Anya meat soundpost? I need more of it in my life.
>just pee yourself bro>just be confident bro
But Gura I'm EDGY it's my character having fun is gay
This is my wife.
>talking to girlswhat are you, gay?
Gura...when I smile I look like pic related...
Gura the last time I smiled at a girl she got creeped out...
guys, I stubbed my cock
SHARK PELLETS UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I don't watch dorky vtubers
SHARK PELLETS
>>2457991I wish I could say I was ESL. I'm just that fucking stupid and incredibly bad at typing
>shark pelletsuoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>2457973I've been stuck listening to the treerrat singing shallys
>>2457956Make sure you fill them up full so Gura can drink it all down
holy shit this is an amazing talk
>>2458012
>>2457793But she's le mesugaki cute shark so it's okay according to global.
Shark... pellets...?
Gura these things are literally impossible for me
>>2458013Clean your urethra with a cotton swab daily for optimal health.
>>2457827I've always saw Neapolitan pizza and 'junk food' pizza as separate dishes. Sometimes I prefer the later if I feel like having a good meal, other times I want to indulge in greasy food.
>smile as if you're happyAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>step oneMY FUCKING SCOLIOSIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>step 2THE VOID IN MY HEART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIt's over...
>>2458012WHY IS GURA SABOTAGING MALE CHUMBUDS
>>2458023yes she is
>>2457746coward
Put on a happy face....
>Have bad arthritis on the knees and also can't extend one of my legs all the wayHaha not like I can go out by myself anyway...
>stand up straight>smileWhat kind of fucking advice is this
>>2457835I just want it to happen so I don't have to hear from you and your whores ever again, fucking annoying retards. You would think having a collab with nijisanji would shut their mouths for a while but no, they need the hololive clout ffs
>1) Stand up straight, look like you have confidence>2) Smile as if you're happy>3) NOW YOU TOO CAN TALK TO GIRLS
ur advice is shit goorah
She wants you to smile more...FUCKING DO IT.
>>2457838As another deadbeat I also wish to endorse everything he said.
does this work?
>>2458012you forgot the third step, be attractivea smile isn't going to fix an ugly face
>I don't have fucked up posture and can smileI'M GONNA MAKE IT BROS
>>2457973this distended belly curve is the best part of any skinny loli drawing
Wait, I thought this was about girls, not just talking to humans. Does Gura only smile at girls?
>>2457793Do Takos and Deadbeats really?
>>2458004autism? those are legit things you need to do if you are lifting
I hope you idiots realize that the only way gura can give advice to boys for how to talk to girls is if she's had plenty of experience with guys herself
>>2458026kinda cute ngl
SHOW ME YOUR HAPPY FACE /hlgg/
>>2457903she wears headphones in the supermarket and gets mad at other people for being socially incompetent.
How many times has she played this game?
>>2458061Advice from a girl who rarely doesn't leaves her house.
>JUST SMILE!Fuck off Gura, why won't you also tell me to be myself too?
>>2457906Her voice comes out a lot during her Kuukiyomi streams, it's pretty fun.
>>2458017
>>2458004What's next, read Mark Manson books? again
a-am I doing it right g-guys?
Gura trying to give advice when she's clearly an autist, very cute
GURA YOU CANT EVEN FUCKING ASK AME FOR A COLLAB
>>2458010You're missing nothingNever take advice from a woman, anon
>Stand up straight and smileWow thanks 2.5 million subscribers vtuber Gawr Gura, I guess people like me with no teeth and in a wheelchair don't get to talk to girls huh!
>>2458084my time has come!
>>2458073But how many bitches have you gotten?
>>2458046>smile and stand up straight is impossibleare you disabled?
>>2457875にゃん
>>2457472my rrat is that Shinove is J-Chad
>>2458081NO ITS NOT TRUE
>>2457727>>2457735why are Krauts like this
Gura must be going through a depressed self help arc.Learning to smile/smiling when I was feeling depressed was what helped me get through depressed episodes, found out about it while googling self help for depression.
>>2457990Anon, I don't know if I can kep drinking the Anya Ginger juice... The Jaundice is one thing, but having diarrhea for days on end is not worth it. Isn't this suppossed to clean my body?
>>2458081That explains why her advice is so shit
Gura gives bad dating advice because she's never dated anyone
>>2458061Gura's only boyfriend was a manlet she e-dated for like 6 months or some shit. Her standards are abysmally low.
>>2458084
DUMB SHARK lol
>Man tells women to smile more its considered sexist >Woman tells man to smile more and its considered advice
look, Gura. I'm smiling here
>>2457793t. Spicy Brown Mustard Drinker
Smile.
>>2458061The advice of a social retard like Gura
>>2458061honestly, the fact she's giving such basic advice is probably an indicator of what her love life, or lack thereof, has been like
>>2458081>Gura's advice boils down to "just bee urself"Yeah I have nothing to worry about
>>2458098-1 morale
Haachama!
bloop.
>>2458066lol, shes trying
Gura is like that chauvinistic boss in the workplace who tells their female employees when they see them
>>2458073yes but do you have money?
What kind of holos do you most want to see in HoloEN2? For me...>Spider girl holo>Slime girl holo>Teeny tiny fairy girl holo who looks normal in solo streams but just looks like a little speck buzzing around in collabs with a magnification window in the corner>Twins holo that's played by one person as if doing a ventriloquist act>Delinquent holo, or just anyone that has a rough manner of speaking similar to Kurokami>Skeleton holo>Dullahan holo that can move her head around independent of her body (Ollie should have had this feature too, fuck!)
>>2458102don't forget to always be yourself :)
>>2458052There's definitely a time and place for both styles. Shame it's so hard to get good Neapolitan in the states, at least in the Midwest.
why is it that I can thrust like a fucking moron for 20 minutes and a girl won't cum but if they get chased by a video game monster they'll have multiple orgasmscome the fuck on
>>2458090GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>2458053
>>2458057hot
>>2457436This is why Ollie is Ame's new best friend
>Gura is experienced enough talking with guys to give you some advicesWhat a whore
The Suisei Holotalk is the best chance that >we have to get Kiara to stop doing the chicken voice. She's gonna get a bunch of questions about the Suisei's voice change and hopefully realise that its okay to just do a normal voice.
>>2458102No, you get to be euthanised
>>2458144never heard of them. are they a vtuber?
>>2458104none, but I never really tried. I have unreasonably high standards in women.
>>2458026At least you look like you are smiling...Mine looks forced, like the father in that gender reveal webm
>>2458061Please andastand the last m*le she interacted with was a hunchbacked, sour faced juice box hoarder
Do you think gura still remembers Anya.
>>2458071If I wore pantsu, they'd be super wet right now.
>>2458081I honestly can't recall a time she has given good advice
>>2458098>tfw replaying it with the Final Cut expansionNarration adds quite a bit of atmosphere.
>>2458163She just read it lmao
>>2458101Should I trust you? you aren't a woman, right?
>>2458081I mean her advice was the most basic meme answer everyone already knows but no does. I'd be worried if she went into great detail.
>>2458102>defective specimen>passing genes
>>2458169well i hate to break it to you but they've all had sex with me
>This is Gura
>>2458163ABAYO DINOSCATANON
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1381413921022738438Bros?
>>2458090Never thought I'd see this againGOLEM GET YE GONE
HAHA WE POOPED OUR PANTS LMAO
Kiara???
>>2458173I rike this idea anon
This fucking idiots superchatting are way too cringe
what the fuck
If you're married, Fuck off
>>2458163GURAI SHIT MYSELFLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2457312the absolute state of chumchuds
peepee poopoo shark
GURA I SHIT MYSELF LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do you think we'll ever see another JP generation? Or has Cover decided that market's pretty much tapped out as it is?
Wholesome Shitters
>>2458185https://streamable.com/w285da
>Gura's advice is the most basic of shit>Mori's "advice" was that some people are destined to be alone foreverI hope the chicken has better advice than this...
GURA I POOPED MY PANTS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
WE SHIT THOSE PANTS REAL GOOD
GURA I SHIT MY PANTS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2458098>mfw I try and get my tie off the ceiling fan and suffer a fatal heart attack
YEAH SHIT THOSE PANTS GOOD
GURA I SHITTED MYSELF AND MARRIED SOMEONE WHO ALSO SHAT THEMSELVES LET'S GOOOOOOO
>>2457312what the fuck is wrong with chumbuds
>>2458111shush my stinkly little diarrhea boy, the blood in your stool was obviously bad blood if it had to leave your body like that.you are healing.
>>2458163True love is sharing your scat fetish.When will you guys find your true love?
>>2458208blame gura for stopping gameplay to read them out loud and encouraging idiots to scramble for their 15 seconds of fame
Kiara's interest is peaked right now
>>2457746Deleting it won't erase the mark. You ARE Ina now.
>>2458061just b urself
>>2458163GURA I POOPED MY PANTS LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>>2458118She replaced him for a swede chad though
>>2458185Who?
>Mori's advice is pee your pants>Gura's is shit your pantsTHEY ARE...?
>>2458211If you're married have fun with the coin flip chance of getting a divorce
>>2458182based
This is true love
>>2458156>>2458166>>2458133KINO
UOOOOOOOOOOHDrinking Gura's Dispersal Cartridge!
>>2458079There's a funny greentext of a /fit/izen talking to girls that I was refering to.
>>2457903I need art of gura with fingerless gloves and a trench coat
>>2458173One talk show isn't going to suddenly wipe away years of childhood trauma.
>All this anal pain over "stand straight and smile"This is exactly your problem lads.
>>2458220They were both right though. Cope.
I refuse to believe this story is real. Imagine both shitting their pants at the same time. Imagine the smell.
>>2458218>https://streamable.com/w285dabasada
>>2458208why is there so much concernfagging going on?
>>2457359its a pie, although i agree it should be categorized separate from regular pizza.>>2457433no one calls it 'go 'za, you're a retardt. from chicago
>>2457839Suisei, I guesshttps://youtu.be/3dJi3uiWceM?t=53(timestamped)
How did Ame of all people end up with the least cringey SCers.
POOP MENTIONMOIST MENTION
>>2458173Don’t give me hope. I’d become a KFP Janny in an instant if Chikin dropped the stupid chicken voice.
>>2458200Kiara... that's orange...
>>2458147I have almost $12K in the bank.
>>2458220The problem is you're overthinking it, sometimes things are simpler than they appear
>>2458214I think probably not for a while unless a bunch of the current girls retire
>>2458163Do you think they engage in scat during sex
>>2457761What did he mean by this?
>leon shut your mouth>all the other rude and condescending shit she's said to leon so far>the juice box guyunironically why does gura hate men
bros I think Gura is the DUMBEST girl in hololive
>>2457356https://streamable.com/rbm0rc
>>2457906>>2457840I watched her around debut and liked it a lot but kinda stopped after en debuted, and i can tell you would not have been able to recognize her today if it was listening to audio only, that's how much her voice has changed since then it's really... strange.
>>2458294because she doesnt read them all out loud
>>2458164What's with all the art of Ame wearing a kindergartener hat lately?
>>2457746Ina.... Even though you're not from true korea, you are still not a SEA...
>>2458117I unironically beleeb this rrat considering how much of an autist she is
Gura is never going to solve the plant solution puzzle.
>>2458263we live in a society
>>2458084:D
2shu
>open stream>keep stream open
>shoes mentionONE STREAM
>>2458294cause she never reads cringe SCs
the 2shoes...
Bros the 2shoes...
>>2458301Put it all in Kyber Network coin then go to sleep for a week and wake up with 24k.
Is it true that Matsuri hates her fans
SHOES MENTIONED
>>2458312She grew up with monks that never smiled
>>2458081I'm reassured now.
>>2458294There used to be some really weird SCers early on but Ame is smart and filtered them out
amogus
Ame will only have 6 streams this week and you'll accept it.
>>2458220Everything stands on top of the fundamental or basics. Do you want her to hold your hand and do everything for you?If you don't get the basics how do you hope to do the rest? It's takes time, it's a skill, like cooking or playing music.
>amogusGura..
>>2458314>aqua exists
Reminder that Rushia watches Gura before bed sometimes and thinks she's very cuteHow are fandead coping with being cucked by a shark?
Just got back, when the FUCK did we get a banner?I swear, some boards took almost a decade before they got a banner if I remember right, how the fuck did we get fast-tracked on that?
sus
>>2458320Its as if someone else has became Lamy
KILLING PLANT 43 WITH PEE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2458234B-But I didn't have blood there before I started my Anya juice nutrition plan, and the burps are annoying too...
>>2458361>Do you want her to hold your handYES
>>2458287Why does he look so sad
Just smile, bro. It's easy.
>>2458294she shut down cringe pogchamp SC and attention whores like N*v*m
>>2458324construction hat in minecraft stream
Gura fucking HATES Leon...
>>2457298Better question: Who here has had DETROIT style pizza?
>>2458312Rape is the only answer
>>2458276The tips of her hair are blueDidn't noticed it untill recently for some reason.
>>2458081>listening to women's advice on women
Is Leon hurt or something
>>2458324It's supposed to be a construction helmet..
>>2458312>Leon, can you stop breathing?Anon, I guess you are right...
>>2458360I accepted it a long time ago, I'm in for the ride whatever she wants to do.
Do you think there will be any form of Gurame next week?
>>2458386you'll find out when you turn 20
>>2458375Literal months ago
>>2458263kek
>>2458399who's she looking at?
>>2458117It's not dating advice. It's what she wants her Starbucks cashier to do.
>>2458407no
>>2458084*smiles*
>>2458314Nene.>>2458368Aqua is a social retard, but I'm unsure if she qualifies as unintelligent. Gura is that and literally doesn't know basic algebra.
>>2458214There is already a fuckton of JP content so I'd assume not for a long time or if enough girls decide to graduate. I wouldn't be surprised if they started to focus on EN and other regions of the world to expand their horizons.
>>2458061I worked as a wagie cashier a few years back and I remember getting told a bunch of times by female customers that I should smile more. I assumed they were just being bitches but maybe they were onto something
>>2458413
>>2458312just because she likes bullying men doesn't mean she hates them
>>2458396wat?, is it always been like that?
Gura wants superchat TTS
>>2458407maybe, but will be a kusoge
>>2458173I don't think she does the chicken voice because she thinks people like it, I think she does it to protect her identity.Not her real life identity since she has already been doxxed to hell and back, mind you, but her vtuber identity from her normalfag acquaintances.
>>2458148I don't care, I just want my favorite indies from /wvt/
>>2458415Ninomae Ina'nis of Hololive EN
This /fit/izen took guras advice, did he do good?
>>2458348Does the EN girls get manga fan art or are they all newspaper style comics?
Gura wants a text to speech for her SCs...
No Gura, just ignore them
>>2458413UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2458380anya juice, as a universal good, can do no wrong.therefore, every uncomfortable excretion, painful burp, and gas leaving holes it shouldn't (ears, mouth, etc) must then be a good thing for your body.it's basic science, but i won't share my notes. trust in the plan
Does anyone remember what Aqua orders at Starbucks? Kinda want to have my friend order it for shits and giggles cause she asked me for suggestions.
>>2457496BAAAARSTO STREEEEEM
>>2458408Hey you're the guy that sent that SC!
Gura wants to twitchify her superchats
>idiots suggesting TTSWay to permanently ruin any holo stream ever if they go through with it, morons
>>2458220Watch Anya's love advice streams. They're unironically great
NO GURA YOU DO NOT WANT TEXT TO SPEACH SUPACHATS
I've been at work for 16 hours and I've been doing nearly nothing other than watching hololives.Fuck it, let's go full dependency.
>>2458413UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Guys, I though Leon was a CHAD...why Gura doesn't respect Leon?
>>2458117online relationships never give you actual experience
>>2458429Anon if you need that kind of advice, and you assume the girls giving it to you are bitches, it's probably too late
Is Ame’s Oblivion play through kino? Should I sit through every second of every VOD so far? Teamate opinions only please.
>unironically suggesting TTS
Gura will stream on twitch with TTS.
>Gura will use tts or that annoying "thank you" like ollie's for every SCNice idea gooruh...
>>2458462she said she wants to be able to hear them, that doesn't mean they have to play on the stream
>>2458469look at him, he slouches as he walks
>>2458441a classic
>>2458444Sometimes Gura has the most retarded ideas
ogeyyy
777777777777777
>>2457733
>>2458469i think she picked leon precisely because he's kind of a dork.
>>2458388It really is.An average face with a smile is attractive. An attractive face doing the 'resting bitch face' is dull. An ugly face with a smile is at least interesting.
When will a holo play Super Solvers: Midnight Rescue?
i really did stub my toe
>>2458396Fuck I really didn't notice it.
>>2458443How fucking new?
She would be smart enough to make the TTS only for her to listen right?
>tts donations>"hey gura. gura. gura. gura. gura. gura. gura. i love you JUST KIDDING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
>>2458499kek
>>2458469He's a loud breather after getting shot and in pain.
>>2458407No. I think what ame was talking about for the second collab was iname. >One collab confirmed next week -- turns out to be Ame and Kiara>Second collab a possibility next week -- stated to be reliant on the other personIt Takes Two was confirmed not to be picked up for a little while so the only other thing would be Ina with AHIT.
>>2458413TuT
>>2458437>from her normalfag acquaintances.If they are her acquaintances then they know of her roommate twitter and that twitter got an influx of people commenting with KFP in their name. If her acquaintances arent completely retarded they already know it anon
Don't be yourself, fake it til you make it kings.
>>2458502HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAVE TO BE POSTED BEFORE ANONS HERE FUCKING GET IT
>>2458473the last oblivion was pretty fun, no need to watch all of it
>>2458394>>2457298detroit style is pretty good but it's a little too much bread for my liking. also anyone saying deep dish is the "chicago style" is a retarded tourist, the most eaten chicago style is a thin (but not too thin) crust, sometimes called tavern style, that is cut into squares. deep dish is a once in a while thing.there are lots of different ways to do deep dish as well, lou malnatis does it best IMO because it doesnt flood the fucking slices with 10 pounds of cheese and sauce like giordanos or some other shit place, it's a nice balance with the crisp, chewy crust, nicely sized sweet tomato chunks and savory cheese
>>2458414Turn her hat yellow and she looks like a ...
hlgg... the image limit...
THIS FUCKING MESUGAKI
>oh my god it's so bigUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2458484Oh yeah because that's JUST what I want, her paying even less attention to the game because she's listening to GURA MY DOG DIED LETS GOOOOOOOO
>Nothing wrong could go here!What
>>2458103>>2458121>>2458125>>2458132>>2458155>>2458157>>2458160>>2458161>>2458166>>2458175>>2458192>>2458193>>2458201>>2458205>>2458216>>2458233>>2458238>>2458244>>2458247>>2458249>>2458252>>2458254>>2458261>>2458269>>2458272>>2458276>>2458281>>2458287>>2458289>>2458290>>2458302>>2458304>>2458322>>2458332>>2458352>>2458359>>2458370>>2458371>>2458382>>2458389>>2458405>>2458408>>2458414>>2458416>>2458421>>2458422>>2458423>>2458427>>2458439>>2458446>>2458447>>2458480>>2458486>>2458490>>2458494
What in the fuck kind of Civil War trivia did Gura just bust out?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Order_No._11_(1863)
Uohh posting in 3
>Nothing wrong could go here
>It's so big! Why is it soooo big!?UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THIS MESUGAKI
>oh my god its sofuck it i'm not gonna finish it. i'm so tired
>"Lazy knee grow thank you!"kek, nice thinking there gura
>OH MY GOD is so big>Why is it to big?UUUOOOHHHHHHH
>>2458504Ouch, hope you're feeling better anon
>>2458084GUYS STOP REPLYING TO THIS POST. THINK OF THE IMAGES
>>2458477Look at the size of that tail!
>>2458540All me desuwa
>TTS SCsIt was better when she ignored SCs completely. Fuck Kiara.
>>2458469>Bad posture>Doesn't smileIs he really tho?
>>2458484well guess what, the ID's and some JP's have notifications. I remember Polka had one a while ago idk if she still uses it, i believe Moona and Ollie have them and Aki has one
>>2458540ALL ME DESUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You do hold bittycoin, don't you /vt/?
>>2458527SUSAN HATE
>>2458090I love that this fucking meme has spread across the entire internet at this point.
>>2458469He has bad posture and doesn't smile
>>2458084all those images... gone, like tears in the sink...
Contributing to the GPU shortage with Gura LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
>>2458540None of those are me.
>>2458508She still plays the Switch off of the OBS preview window.
>>2458543UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMMIT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2458521>If her acquaintances arent completely retardedThey are, anon. They tried to guess what her new job was and reached the conclusion that she was probably doing anime porn.
>Last stream: it's such a tiny hole>This stream: it's so bigWhat did Gura mean by this?
why did the mention of ram ranch yesterday rustle gura's jimmies so bad? this is the same girl who sang for belle delphine and followed projekt melody after all.
>>2458540None of them were me btw
>Gura mines bittycoin at night with her new rig
>>2458474I always have the image of Mori doing the Thanos beatbox bit, swimming around the back of my mind.
>>2458542She watches a lot of random youtube videos anon
>>2458469Yes anon, THIS is totally a chad
Lamy wa
>>2458509kek. Wonder if it would lead to more donations>hey gura I just want to say I've been going through a rough time recently and your streams really cheer me up JUST KIDDING SUCK MY BALLS LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-
>>2458396They're a lot more noticeable in her nekomancer look
>>2458540All smiles baby
>>2458471Thank you person in 4chan.I will totally take your relationship advice into consideration
>>2458098Now say "I want to have fuck with you."
Ok, that spooked me too, it was so loud in my right ear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yDNEmcKQFYhttps://streamable.com/d6iicvIdols shouldn't fight each other...
that was a light squeeze
>>2458584How the fuck would they come to that conclusion.
>>2458540All me desuwaaaaa
>>2458453Green Tea Frapp, chocolate sauce and chocolate chips, extra whipped cream, tall size. t.archive
>>2458529The best part of Detriot style for me is the caramelized edges. But, I can see why the bread to cheese/sauce ratio might throw you off a bit. Pizza really is great in many forms.
Why doesn't Roboco wear pants
>>2458588What the fuck are you talking about? Gura did not stream yesterday
>>2458441
>Good night sweet prince
>>2458601>>2458396Wait they've always been there? the fuck?
No one here is actually doing the "squeeze" thing right? It's just a funny meme?
>>2458619Jesas. If the tea doesn't keep you awake then the massive sugar rush will.
>>2458148Slime girl holo would be pretty sweet, I'm just hoping that EN2 will have someone who I can call my oshi, when will I find her bros...
>>2458588Gura didn't stream yesterday schizo doxfag
>>2458377Was it sex? or the lack of it?
>>2458585she a futa
>>2458540
>>2458098No, like this
>>2458540NOT ME DESUWAAAAAAAAAAA
I blame Kiara for guilt tripping Gura to read every SC now
>>2458635>funny memeIt's not funny.
>>2458623wha
>>2458623i cannot process this
>>2458635I have a little sister with bladder problems, so I don't have to!
More Gura maid lore
>>2458623Just gonna put this out here - I don't dislike it.
>>2458616Beats me (and her, too). She was puzzled as to why they would think she's doing "anime porn" instead of just regular porn.
Gura reminiscing her old tools
>>2458626not him, but i make the same mistake. "yesterday" is just "the last day when gura streamed".
>Gura sniffs dust mops but why?
>>2458477>12 AM>Ame asleepUnrealistic.
>>2458662
>>2458601>>2458396Is this the Mandela Effect in action?
>>2458623She legitimately looks like Matsuri's sister now
>>2458653I stay for the possible name yab.
>>2458588I'm glad everything is black and white in your eyes
>>2458370Sauce?
>>2458623
>>2458407maybe but kiara and mori are already playing it takes two so what would they even play
>>2458611That's one of the most kino song covers out of hololive. The way they use their old avatars as past versions of themselves is terrific.
>>2458635i hope im not the only one, ive been sitting here with warm liquid all soaked in my undies for like 25 minutes
A reminder that Okayu has a massive futa cock and inseminates Korone with it every other day.
>>2458195I sometimes wonder how many genetic deadends like me are here, watching cute girls. I wonder how many normal people are here...I am sad now
VEGANS BTFO
Bros, I worry that whenever I watch Lamy I fall into a tranceI feel like I could listen to her forever and be happyI don't even need food or water, it's like my natural survival instincts are replaced with Lamy love...
>>2458453i believe an anon described it as tasting like a unicorn load
>>2458407Ame is too autistic to collab with her genmates
Will she play Claire B route after Leon?
>>2458678go back
GURA HATES VEGANS BASED!
>>2458623ogey
>vegans are a jokebased gura
>>2458623I-I kinda like it
>>2458540all ENGLISH ONLY DESUWAAAAA
>>2458588that was 2 days ago anon and it's because she knows sodomites will burn in the fires of hell since she's a God fearing Catholic.
>>2458673Yeah Rushia was originally pink
Gura has been killing it this stream
>>2458623Looks like Uto desu
>>2458635>>2458681i did last time and i enjoyed it
>>2458623Now put cat ears on her.
>>2458694I hope she goes straight to RE4
>>2458684she's just like me!
>>2458312>Zooms in on his face She literally wants him to fuck her.
>>2458662based
>>2458655Based
>>2458684Korone has a fat red rocket, and basically you're retarded.
>>2458619>>2458690Not as disgusting as the SUPER NENECHI DRINK but what the fuck?I might die of diabetes just thinking about it
>>2458678So? every fucking picture in this god forsaken site gets posted in Reddit for karma whoring.
>>2458623doxx is allowed now?
>>2458623for what reason
>>2458312Lesbian shark
>>2457570Was logged into her roommates account and said something in chat before she noticed and promptly banned herself.
>Gawr "Genocide all vegans" GuraBased
>>2458694B routes are a waste of time in the remake, most disappointing part of this game
>from "no thanking SC to not interrupt the game", to "thanking SC during gameplay", and now "reading SC while playing with TTS"What happened to gura?
I want a leaguefag for EN2
>>2458635>funny meme
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1381416026252795907?s=20KFP will actually defend this.
ES ELLA
>>2458738Kiara happened
REAL VOICE!!!!!!!!1
If you're a preachy vegan I hate you and you should choke on a potato.If you're a person who is a vegan and doesn't make a show of it, then you're fine. You don't exist tho.Then there's those people who are allergic to meat, you poor souls.
https://youtu.be/bn_DydG7B0k?t=7055These are getting more and more common. Peoples mental health seems to be declining and the only cure for it is Hololive girls and more cowbell
>>2458719I'M GONNA KILL HER
KINO
>>2458738she's a twitch streamer
>>2458601Jesus this is like when someone pointed out Moona had yellow tips last night. What the fuck timeline did I jump to?
>>2458469>the way he slouches over when he walksWHACK>the way he breathes so loud in my earsWHACK>the way spergs out in front of womenWHACK>the way he doesn't even like to smileWHACK
GURAS REAL VOICE
GURA'S CUTE MEGAPHONE VOICE
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT GIVE ME A BONER WHEN GURA PUTS THIS FILTER ON HER MIC THIS MAKES NO SENSE BUT IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME
WALKIE-TALKIE
>>2458621>The best part of Detriot style for me is the caramelized edgesyeah, thats why i like it too! the only place near me that does anything resembling detroit style is little caesarsits not bad, most people that harp on little caesars have only tried the 5 dollar hot n readys that, while shitty, are a lower class institution that have fed many a hungry family and so i wouldnt turn my nose up at it if i were offered some
>>2458517>Second collab a possibility next week -- stated to be reliant on the other person>reliant on the other personDefinitely an Ina collab then.
CHUMBUDS BE HONEST.Would you?
CHHH, GURA IS CUTE, OVER, CHHH
GURA DROPPED THE FAKE VOICE
WHAT GURA?!?!?!I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD!!!!!!!THE QUALITY ON THIS RADIO IS TERRABLE!!!!!!!
>>2458741oh fuck i'm a retarded idol fag, time for another stroke: asp9e0wd84fntyqwpo3i84lfyqo
>>2458623>no twintailswhy even live
LA VOZ REAL
>>2458631Imagine Gura calmly saying this over her smoking shotgun barrel, your head fragmented into a thousand pieces, finally at peace. finally at rest.
>>2458084I have never smiled.
>>2458764It could be Mori too. I just say Ina because Ame said they'll continue AHIT when she settles in.
>>2458733She's so dumb sometimes...
>>2458413Huh, is this an edit or official?
>>2458766yeah
>>2458734Flit Asuno Approves
>>2458766no I hate Kiara
>>2458766look at those HIPS
>>2458625Roboco is the sweetest holo with the most soothing voice in all of hololive
>>2458766not Gura, so no
>>2458739the group colab would legitimately make them hate each other
>>2458729lol
Gura, you cute fucking dork...
>>2458738She spent $1400 on a chair, $800 on a pair of MSI gaming monitors, and $4000 on a new PC.
Did Gura ever read the SCs from the first RE stream?
>gura shows her real voice>she's actually an AI
>>2458506Only 14 months, just started watching hololive since Covid unfortunately
>>2458738>He doesn't know about her old TTS
>>2458766Fuck yeah
>Mocking Leon's linesSeriously what the fuck? I always thought he was a cool character, I even copied his hairstyle back in high school
>>2458786edit
>>2458689you're infected anon, i'm sorry but i need to put you down before it spreads further.
>>2458766UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2458738She's twitch to the core
>>2458662holy based
>>2458744Why are chickenfags (and chicken antis) attributing blame/credit to kiara for this shit again? Gura did it before Kiara ever whined about it on stream.The reason she got defensive is because she had started doing it. Kiara had 0 effect, she did nothing.
>nice muff
why out of nowhere the holos are playing Diablo 2?
>>2458770where it all goes
>>2457610what is he watching bro?
>MUFF
I love Ina bros.
>>2458694>that one cutscene when you sub in nude models
>>2458623Kind of hot desu.
>>2458766CHICKUNNY
>muff
>>2458811DEATH WILL NOT STOP MY LOVE FOR LAMY, ANONIT WILL ONLY MAKE ME A WORTHIER VESSEL
>>2458766hello mario
>>2458778I'm pretty sure she was quoting the big lebowski
>>2458804>An honest answer
SIGNAL PROCESSING WITH GURA
>>2458766Yes Kiara is hot
>>2458766 Kiara? no,, but if she had the Mario costume I'd consider letting her suck me
>>2458312She's an S. She really likes Leon. This is how she shows her love.
someone please supa her and tell her to look up what muff means
>>2458825I love Ina too!
>>2458741Based chicken. Anything that triggers the vshojo anti's is fine in my book.
>>2458819You're welcome chumbudchama
SECURING LAST IMAGE FOR TWAPI
>>2458821I'm guessing they got special access by Blizzard on short notice and jumped at the opportunity.
>>2458821it was a limited time demo, Botan and Kiara both played it.
>>2458809Anon...You're small time
>>2458766m-maybe?
>>2458821Why don't you ever use google?
>>2458850who?
That fucking sound is awful
>>2458834are you fucking retardedit's a quote from Hamlet, which is quoted, ironically and unironically, in a million different things
>>2458804Let me rephrase: how new to HoloEN? They get plenty of Manga style fanart. Sometimes by actual nips.
>>2458837>>2458766We're not fucking pedophiles you retard
>>2458837yeah I'd take her to the ice cream shop and get her a double scoop of her two favorite flavors
>>2458738>>2458750Reading SCs while playing is legitimately the best solution if possible. It could totally be possible to set up TTS through a different virtual audio device and make it so that only she herself hears it. However, this is Gawr, I play the Switch with 200+ ms delay, Gura, so that ain't happening unless somebody else sets it up for her.Hololive hire me as a tech support!
>>2458842I want Gura to relentlessly bully me
>>2458868>We
Our girl Gawr Gura is a bit of a memer..
>>2458738HER is surfacing
>>2458850Toi...
>>2458689Isn't my wife great?
You need a phase shift Gura, you're off by a couple degrees.
I can't believe Okayu hates Ina.
>>2458850TWAP!!!
>>2458763Agreed, Little Caesars is WAY better when you don't have someone talking your ear off about how bad it is. If you ever see it around, there is a joint called, "Jet's Pizza" whose who thing is Detriot style. It can't compare to authentic stuff but it definitely scratches that itch for me.
Time for Gura to rage quit again because "Hur durr bad at puzzle, uh oh shork brain tee hee"
>>2458834holy retard
>>2458848Kill yourself KFPnigger
>>2458821>Botan invited to alpha test>Kiara asks if she can get an invite toothere
>>2458738She's a twitchfag and her gaining confidence make her want to go back to her roots
>>2458850Stop posting indies here.
>Ame and Pekora liked thishttps://twitter.com/sue_kun/status/1380798903956594688
>>2458850Based.
Gura's muff...UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2458000absolutely wonderful
Watch out guys. >>2458911 will post cringe.
I hate Ina
>>2458837Fuck MoriNot in THAT way you sick fuck
>>2458866But it's Gura... Her brain is made entirely out of ironic american comedy and 90s pop culture
>>2458799I would too if I had the money
>>2458883I can't believe this is not butter!
>fannyNO GURA
>>2458845Too bigWho am I kidding it's erotic as fuck I love Ina even if she's AA or B or whatever. I'd let her do unspeakable things to me if it meant being able to stay by her side
>>2458883Stupid purple bitch is taking up space in the comfy zone
>>2458870>Reading SCs while playing is legitimately the best solution if possible.No it's fucking not. I don't want streaming to devolve to playing attention to attention whores instead of the game.
>>2458895Do you think Kiara fucked Botan while she was in Japan? or she too old
>>2458897THEY ARE
>lil waynefuckin boomer
>>2458799>$4000 on a new PCso what, did she get a 3070?
>>2458915Which one is the purple bitch
>>2458837yes I would take her to the authorities
>>2458897Raping Pekora in prison!
>>24589223090
>>2458905Which way would you like to fuck Mori, then? I'm thinking missionary.
>well maybe Ill screw themUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How come people thinked AZKI was graduateing
I like Gura's voice acting, it's cute.
>>2458913Britbong detected
>your oshi>would you drink the Lamymilk if offered
THAT SQUEEK CUTE
>>2458931>>2458941I was making a joke lads
>>2458943GuraI mean I don't see why not
>>2458867been here since EN debut but I guess lurking both here and jp/hlg/ prevents me from seeing most fanart I guess
miko now have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9aaYxB6LfE&ab_channel=MikoCh.%E3%81%95%E3%81%8F%E3%82%89%E3%81%BF%E3%81%93
>>2458902That's not cringe at all, Shinove is based
>>2458883She's probably just sleeping. Koro san is the amazing one for waking up at 5am to watch Inas stream
SQUEEK_
I just had a random thoughtDoes anyone else think Ina kinda looks like that corrupted prostitute girl from that ShindoL rape manga?
[Terrible News] https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1381432336361787395
Is Gura the biggest brainlet in Hololive?
>>2458936PLEASE go learn English before posting here. You are very annoying.
>>2458936JESAS
>>2458943Gurano, I only drink Gura's milk
Jesus, Gura's sudden squeals scare me more than the game does...
can you fucks stop replying 3090 to my post? I get it
>>2458897PEKORA IS GOING TO GET RAPED LETS FUCKING GOOOO
>>2458924The boring one
>>2458837No, she is perfect the way she is, as is Gura, as is Ina, as is Ame. FUCK OFF with these posts.
>>2458936She essential said she would take the fall for coco crime but cover still has not punish
>>2458918That's why I added "if possible". Some shit is just not worth reading while some can be legitimately helpful or funny. Chat interaction is king.
>>24589723090
>Your oshi>How many (you)s did you get this thread
>>2458919Kiara only fucked Subaru and Matsuri.Calli she's just friends and doesn't actually want to fuck her though they did bond with each other and I believe she is actually lonely having to go back to Australia without her
>>2458956Does 35p still have her N-word pass or does that expire?
>>2458766yes
>>2458943RobocoYes
>>2458956She already has the n word pass, it's time to up her game to the next level.
>we need to go backto where /vt/?
>>2458974Tortilla?
>>2458972i know you want it, you filthy little (you)slut
>>2458959>waking upBeing Korone I don't think she was waking up anon
>>24589223090>>2458972no
>>2458922It was a 3090, I think.
>>2458956>exaggerated swagger of a black teen!Is this a meme I'm missing
>>2458956its all good she already has the pass
>>2458822is this from the cosplay stream
>>2458971you're not a chumbud until you've fallen asleep to a gura stream and then been violently jolted awake by her screaming and made unable to go back to sleep
>>2458962>Botan outright telling Bodan to do their archive repsRespect for La-Lion
>>2458984>Gura>11Not my best thread.
>>2458984Gura1 because I was in the shower
>>2458972MMMXC
>>2458944>>2458921FUCKING LIKE RABBITS!
>dropping absolute banger (You) baits about Gura>Barely getting 1-2 (You)s>wondering what the fuck is going in>I was in a split threadoh my god
>>2458962Jezas.... How is Lamy taking the news?
>>2458993I don't want to go back to /jp/ Gura
>>2458972guraduation soon
>>2458943KiaraIsn't elfmilk bad for humans?
>>2458936Answer please
>>2458738>She's not used to reading SC is a chore for her>It's easier for her to read SC while playing the gameIt's a twitch thing, I hate it
Hey guys, what's 1000 + 2000 + 50 + 20 + 10 + 5 + 3 + 2?
>>2458956Why is she blushing so hard? Does Miko want to get BLACKED?
>>2459004Yeah, a game journo one at that.
>>2458972thirty-ninety
>>2459004yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz91mXqcxtc&ab_channel=CEOofBurgerShothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1sEskbVjm8&t=0s&ab_channel=GameSpot
>>2459004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz91mXqcxtcThis was a real review
>>2458984Ame6 and 1 timeout for doxxing when I haven't posted doxx ever.
>>2459010i relate well to the experience you're describing
>>2458984Ina(You)s?
>>2458984Ame0
>>2458883Her harem is already too big
>>2458972Gimme 3090 reasons why I should.
>>2458936Maybe because she slapped Sora in front of Yagoo?
>>2459010I actually have left the stream reservation screen open while i slept so that her screams would wake me up when the stream starts
>>2458984Voland Voxel6
>>2458972imagine3falling0for9this0bait
>>2458943LunaLamy's my wife I drink that shit like every week straight from the tap
>>2459057here ya go!
>>2459037Much easier to accidentally read a yab SC since you're on autopilot
>>2458936eigo jouzu!
>>2459039miko doesn't like BLACKED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OPpYUEoogo&ab_channel=SakiSubshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OPpYUEoogo&ab_channel=SakiSubshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OPpYUEoogo&ab_channel=SakiSubs
>>2458972the 3090? the no one?
>>2458738TTS is genuinely a terrible idea unless it's only for reds and Enma is checking every single one before it goes through. And even then people will still just spam ARS chats.
>>2458738>We thought Ame was the twitchfag>it was actually Gurait's sad to see how things become
>>2459038nice try, math class, but im off the clock
>>2459004its something a journo saidreminds me of the base game when they wouldn't shut up about the game making you "feel like Spiderman" when it released
>>2458972Gura is fatAlso 3090
>>2458936>>2459036Answer what?
>>2459038Give me a minute to work on this one
>>2458984MY MASS REPLY GOT DELETED FUCK JANNIES DESUWA
>>2458984> GuraWhat do you mean (yous)?
>>2458684God I wish that were me
>>2458943NenePass me the Lamy water too
>>24590383080?
>>2458972she got dat dirty 90 my nigga
Ah, the 3090. The 3090!
AHHH IM SQUEEZING
Gura just sweared..
>>2459074y-you too
>>2458972ah... the 3090...
>>2458972Tatlong-libo at siyampu.
>>2459037She explained that it feels weird reading SCs on stream topics 2-3 hours ago
>>2459103The 390*
>Can't beat the easiest boss in Metroid>Is close to beating RE2I don't get it.
>>2459081But Ame literally runs a twitch account currently...
>>2458984>Gura>(1)
>>2459088Was she graduate
>>2459101Would I Gura? Without hesitation.
>>2459101Holy shit yes
>>2459101Would we what
>>2458984Towa1
>>2459101Of course
>>24589723090~
>>2459118No, her dog does!
Aaah stop giving me 3090 (you)s I don't want them
>fucking diecute
>>2459117RE2 on normal is babymode. That's why.
>>2458972Trois mille quatre-vingt-dix
>>2459118that she can't even upload on aside from making messages
>>2458972Tres mil noventa.
>>2458819if you know why reply to bait so seriously when that is exactly what they are looking for? are you so autistic that you can't ignore it? or at least use sarcasm to mock their shitty bait?
>>2459101I would take anything that Gura would give me. ANYTHING.anything.
can you fucks stop replying "i love cunny" to my post? I get it
>>2459121no AZKi is not graduate
>>24591171. She doesn't play that type of game.2. Her PC games don't have 12-14 frames of input lag.
lickers kinda turn me on
>>2458943Are lactose intolerant people able to drink human(elf) milk without having an emergency trip to the nearest bathroom?Serious question, virginboy here, just curious
gura is very good at screaming
>>2458984 (You)>Ina>1237
>>2459146I LOVE AND DESTROY CUNNY
>>2458984guraonly 11
>>2459121Tokyo University Graduate
>>2458984Ina7
>>2459117*RE2 on normal
>>2459146i love cunny
SHE JUST PEED
Chumbuds, your oshi, not very smart
>>2459146I love cunny
>>2459146i love cunny and no one can stop me!!!!!!!!
>Ctrl+F “I love Kiara!”>0 resultsI love Kiara!
>>2458984ame1500
Gura just put on a good show, i hope you were watching
>>2458984KiaraIf I were a janny, I'd punt all you (You) baiting sluts to kingdom come
>>2458984LunaOne because I didn't really make that many posts that warranted them this thread
>>2458943kiaracan i drink it from the source?
that scream was really loud..
>>2459146This poster is glowing in the dark
>>2459088She explained last night during her Live that she had thought about letting the AZKi project come to an end and graduate, but the outpouring of support she's got recently read as since Upd8 died and she's started to become more of a normal Holo she's just going to move from Route A, the diva project, to Route B, whatever her new path will be. I'm waiting warmly for the exact translation, though.
>>2459146Fuck you faggot
>>2458984Kiara 3090
>>2459142Yet still gets more liveviews than 99% of the vtubers on twitch.
>>2459170I know, isn't it great?
>>2458738It's a twitch thing but usually only low viewer streamers do it. Most streamers don't bother with it unlesss it's a "bro experience" streamer whose main content are the yab messagest. twitchfag
>>2459146I love (You)__
>>2458984GuraI didn't get any...
>>2458967don't listen to him, JOPs are welcome here regardless of english skills
>>2459118schizochama....
>>2459190Well I hope she gets a new pc then since her MC streams have had bad fps
>>2458984HECATIAZERO (YOU)s
>pops a bullet in your head>walks away>ₕᵤhaʰᵃyou frustrated?
IN SYNC
GURA GONNA GET DP'D BY LICKERS IN SYNC
Do any of the other chumbuds want to kick Gura's butt in sync?
>>2459140>quatre-vingt-dixWhy does every language have to have at least one batshit retarded thing
>>2458984AmeNone
>>2459201There is no reason at all to assume he is a JOP
goorah quiet down i have a headache ):
>>2459199FUCK (You)
>Kanata streamed jump king for ELEVEN HOURS and got immediately copyright stricken afterwards:\
Why did that Licker just let her through
>>2458148I want a trap holo
>>2459230i had a headache earlier but it went away when i heard gura's voice. i am not sure what to think about this development.
>>2459199Here (you) go, fellow chumchad
>>2459201JOPbro literally just filters his posts through DeepL, he wouldn't end up with something like that
>>2459233God is a Kanatan anti
>>2458943InaIf it gives me Qin Shi Huang-like sage art immortality, yes.
>>2459234They are blind and she was quiet
>>2459215>HECATIASir, this is a Hololive thread.
>>2459241kiara....
>>2459260Have sex
Is there an update on the streamlabs/superchat by currency list? I swear to god Reine has getting more PHP SCs these days. I'm probably partially to blame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Sq9wyWUs4The comments on this one are pretty cute
>>2459234Babymode
>>2459226No clue. The french are kinda retarded and weirdly lazy
>Your oshi>Would you suck Okayu's fat cock?
>>2459199just for (You), fellow chumbud
>>24589223090>>24589723090>>2458984Nene3090
>>2459259>>2459260what
>your oshi>your ultimate hatefuck
>>2459227I like Ame too
>>2459259>>2459260!!!!
>your oshi>be honest, are you good enough for your oshi?
>>2459233What the fuck are you talking about?
>>2459274GuraShion or Kiara
>>2459214If what she's doing right now works for her, i.e some zatsudans with members, karaokes and the ocasional Minecraft stream, then I'm all for it. I don't quite feel she fits all that well like the other holos as a gamer.But a new PC would be nice.
>your oshi>one thing you don't like about themInaHer bad puns
>>2459251I knew that would net me at least one (You). I still really like Hololive streamers, but my one true love will always be Tia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nE1Q_lawywearlier hologra was really something else
>>2459279inano, but i could be.
>>2459279GuraYes, she told me so.
>>2459263>taiwanNah
>>2459290FUCK YOU
>>2459282... What's hard to understand, retard?
>>2459241You're in luck because the word on the street is that artmeis shark will be in HoloEN
>>2459290AmeShe's not currently my wife
>>2459279Guraunironically yes, she's a mess of a womanchild
>45 savesGod, that made me wince
>>2458936I think there was some misunderstanding with the translation during the 7th concert or something. But she's not graduating.
>>2458962Botan works?
>>2459263I'll watch it just because I can't resist A-chan's gorgeous voice and accent.
>>2459290GuraShe's not my wife
>>2459298Did you reply to the wrong person or something?
>>2459279AmeI try to be every day, and I think I am, but I'll keep getting better
>>2459279>nene>i'm her husband, so yeah lol
>>2459279AmeNot yet but I'm getting there.
>>2459290InaTits too big
Gura is absolutely not beating the game before the end of this stream. Feel free to grudgepost me if I'm wrong, though.
Mel is for ___?
>>2459226It's an ancient Celtic thing which literally only the French actually use. Swiss, Walloons, and Quebecois don't even bother with it.
>>2459293SOUL
>>2459282exactly what he just said you mouth breathing nigger
>>2459279>Mori>Yes, but I want to be even better
>>2459279GuraNot even remotely fucking imaginable.
>>2459274GuraWould hatefuck the numbers out of Pekora for having more viewers than my oshi
>>2459331Concave is necessary
>>2459337Rape
>>2459302No fucking way
>>2459276Hey, that's some excellent taste
>>2458090>This and Haachama are the only good thing australia has produced in yearsGOLEM GET YE GONE!
>>2459274GuraNyannners>>2459279maybe, maybe not, but by God would I try.
>>2459290KiaraHer constantly comparing herself to other girls
>>2459279InaNo, never...
>>2459290GuraThe retarded console streaming setup she won't fix.
>>2459279InaFuck no. I need more reps. I need more POWER
>>2459279KiaraI'm not good for anyone
>>2459101Not a chumbud but i'd mating press the fuck out of Gura
>>2459318this is her first playthrough right? I would save that much too if I was in her shoes.
>>2458148[Important notice]Hololive will never do monster girls due to the impossibilities they bring in a 3d environment
>>2459279GuraI would get along with her very well, but I'm not amazing or anything. Still would try though.
>>2459290KiaraMori
>>2459279GuraI'm trying to do my best and smile for her every day
Since when did Gura get a JP translator?
>>2459290GuraShe started enabling her retarded chat
>>2459226>The reason for these strange words is historical. Whereas the Romans were using a decimal system, the Celts were using a vigesimal numeral system, based on multiples of 20 and not 10.https://e2f.com/5211/Quebecois, Belgians and the Swiss recognize how retarded it is but Frenchmen will look at you funny if you say them any other way.
small tiny shark dance mention
>>2459290GuraShe's not carrying my child
>>2459274AmeENMA HATE-FUCK
>>2459290>Ina>Tasteless fans like you
she is getting better at inventory management
>>2459290>Mori>Kiara
>>2459279KiaraNot just yet
>>2459279KiaraMaybe good enough as a friend
>>2459372Ina...
>>2458148>Spider girl holoBasedI want either Lansane or Inui Toko's mama to do the design
>>2459279GuraYes. I can do a lot more than just stand up straight and smile.
>>2459290GuraI'm not her child
What's with Gura and vengaboys?
>>2458984Mori4
>>2459279Among Holos, SuiseiProbably not right now... I'm good-looking and a genius but also terminally depressed and those don't balance out
Can you guys please stop reply to my posts with pictures of cunny? It's super annoying
>>2459279SuiseiAbsolutely not.
>>2459279Ameno, but I do my reps every single day in the hopes that ones day i will be
>>2459375>>2459390now fight
>>2458148I want someone who sings/plays jazz
>>2459290AmeYes, Im black and the last shower I took was 2 months ago
>>2459402it's catchy
>>2459274InaPekora. God I want to see that shitty rabbit squeal. Especially in her new outfit. She needs to be taught a lesson.
>>2459290InaHer self-deprication
>your oshi>are you watching Wrestlemania
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2459372debidebi has a 3d so i no longer doubt anything anymore
>>2458090GOLEM GET YE GOLEM
>>2459372>monster girlstechnically most monster girl settings count elves.
>>2459372Ina Ina Inaaa....
>>2459290GuraShe's not my child
>>2459389>dropped literally 2 items out of an inventory of useless shitHardly, but it's some progress, I guess.
...Dna helix.
>>2459375>>2459390My money is on the KFP
>>2459279>KanatanThe point of having an oshi is improving for them, is it not?
>>2459290TowaApex
>>2459279gurayes
>>2459279>gura>sure, but I'm not the one
>>2459279BotanFuck no
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>>2459279Kiaraprobably as a friend but I doubt either of us could tard wrangle each other at the moment
RICK HATE
>>2459279GuraCan't think of anything I dislike
SUSAN HATE
RICK LOVE
>>2459365Hey buddy, you're good enough for me.
GURA HATES NERDS
So chumbuds, are you nerds?
y-you're not a nerd r-right?
I'm a chad!
>>2459290kiaraher lack of confidence.
Is Leon retarded?
Gura thinks I'm a chad!
>>2459279CocoI'm not even good enough for the dirt beneath my feet
>nerds>chadsVIRGINS
>you guys are chads rightOf course, Gura.
>>2459293Just imagine presenting this to Yagoo and the other executives to get the final approval before uploading it to your company's main channel.
Gura just called me a chud
>>2459402Old meme
>Chumbuddies are churns/nads
>Gura doesn't like nerdsGurame it's over...
>>2458090Golem get ye gone
We're turds?
kek gura
>>2459279AmeWhen she first started streaming, definitely. In fact I was probably too good for her.Now? Things have changed so I'm not quite so sure, but probably still yes.
You are a chad right?
I'm a nerd.
nerdschadscherdsnads
chumnads...
WHY IS GURA HATING NERDSFUCK YOU GURA
THIS FUCKING BRAT
>>2459475churd*
Gura called me a cherd, later virgins.
Gura's talking about my nads...UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cherds
are you a cherd or a nad?
WE'RE NADS NOW BOYS!! GO NADS!!
>your oshi>are you a CHERD or a NAD?
She actually fucking said it. Godammit.
Cherd life
Cherds or Nads?
>nads >1. testicles>2. a hair-removal product
Gura thinks we're cherdsT-thanks Gura
chumnads ww@
fucking chumchurds
3090?
Cherds sounds fucking foul
No, you are not a chad anon.
cherdbuddies...
I love Gura's stupid sense of humor
>>2459462The definition of nerd has changed so much I have no idea what it even means any more. In the past people would call anyone who even touched a video game a nerd.
Gura called me a cherd see ya later virgins
NIGGER NERDS RISE UP
>>2459503GuraNad
>the solution is pee
>>2459503GuraCherdbuddy
>>2459290KiaraHer top row of teeth is really strange looking and it kinda grosses me out at the right angle
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURA FILLING THE SOLUTION WITH HER PEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2459413Doesn't https://youtu.be/uhfWPwSzBAk count??
chum, more like cum
CHUMBUDS ARE NARCS, DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU
>>2459503GuraPure 100% cherd
>>2459279InaNo. But with enough reps, I can get to that point.
>>2459506Nads is slang for testicles
No Gura. No, I am not a chad. I am a jobless NEET.
>>2459503AmeCherd
Cherdbuds rise up
>>2459500Fuck you.
>>2459517it's a sliding scale. if you're nerdier than me, you're a nerd
>>2459377Nevermind, just forget it :(
>she didn't realize her fuck up yetkek
>>2459475[Sad News] Gura is a leftist podcaster from Brooklyn
#TeamNad
>>2459503gurai like how cherd sounds
TEAM NAD
>>2459503GuraCherd
>>2459279ameno
That was a nice scream
I don't get gura's humour...
>nutsack or turdThanks for the choices gura
>>2459535A one off cover? Not really.
>>2459543all hololive girls love jobless neets
>>2459535>maroon 5 shit>not the velvet underground versiongura is a pleb...
>>2459290TowaI don't really mind her collabing with a bunch of people i don't know constantly but I do wish she would collab inside hololive more.
I'm a chug
AHH GURA IM PULLING OUT MY THINGIM GONNA GOOM
>>2459507short for gonads
>>2459561Gura on cumtown Let's GOOOO
I want to be Ame's baby
Chumbuds are stinky!
>>2459589i would do anything for that crossover
Smell mention
>>2459586WE GOTTA
towa...
Can you imagine Gura as a mother?
>>2459586are you inside a jug?
>>2459598She was talking about the vine dudes