/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm already a schizo

burn my local denso factory

The ultimate red pill is realizing that these girls will never care about you, honk honk mr.piggybank

>>2451288
and then you realize it's not "these girls" it's all girls

>>2451288
I think we all know that deep inside but trying to cope ourselves

>>2451199
So another stalking thread then?

>>2451288
I have adblock on and never donate a cent

>>2451504
I have to state it I don't encourage stalking, I'm just setting up a scenario when you lose your meds and weird thoughts come to the surface

>>2451288
the final redp-
>>2451529
the final redpill

>>2451288
> these girls
https://youtu.be/gHFqOPvsSIM

These girls will fuck me up for good
These girls are so damn hollywood
These girls, these girls, these girls

These girls will make you feel like trash
These girls put you on your ass
These girls will break your heart like glass

And I said, these girls will put you in the past
These girls will take you out their path
These girls, its never built to last

She looked in my eyes, and to my surprise
Wasn't mad, and didn't fight
Told me I was right, asked to spend the night
I saw the fucking light

>>2451288
what a rrat. They have thousands of people in their chats, demanding that your oshi be omniscient and getting depressed when they aren’t is just peak sophomoric zoomer selfcuck. there are a million things they could be doing that are less effort for more money, they obviously do this because they enjoy the social performance. do they lie awake at night hoping that YOU specifically had a good time? of course not, they’re thinking about their fans as a community of which they are the leader. they listen and respond to their supporters and vibe with that energy, without fans they would just be talking to their computer screen in an empty room

>>2451199
>go to Japan
>use the power of weaponised autism to find my oshi
>track her down
>know she will reject me regardless
>kidnap her and keep her in a warehouse
>deny her food and water until she's in character at all times
>mindbreak with drugs
>release her back to streaming to earn us money
>live happily ever after with bunny cunny on tap with Pekora being the girl she always knew she had to become

>>2451199
maybe you shouldn't stalk people, no one has any obligation to love you, it is impossible to force someone to feel what you desire them to feel. focus on yourself and let people's opinions of you form naturally and let your own feelings develop naturally as you can't force yourself to feel what you want to, but you can decide what you do with those feelings, and if you do these things then one day you may find others with feelings compatible to your own
In short LIVE

>>2451994
Is this to the beat of that one fucking Scooby Doo song?

>>2452331
>it is impossible to force someone to feel what you desire them to feel
I will teach my oshi the meaning of stockholm syndrome

>>2452331
It is absolutely possible to mindbreak someone you just need to dish out abuse and love in equal measure

>>2452393
>>2452433
you weebs have read too many doujins

>>2452497
If your gf doesn't fear you she'll fuck about, it's an important lesson that we've forgotten in the west

>>2452433
Wtf does this mean?

>>2452331
you never read fire punch?

>>2452613
You need to make the girl afraid of what you can do and also desperate to please you to avoid it.
You dish out rewards for good behaviour, like training a dog. Be that drugs, sex, idk chocolate ice cream. Whatever makes her happy, keep it on a tight leash and under extreme control. Make her think that the only way she can be happy is if you're happy.

>>2451199
>tells you she hates all her fans and you all are cashcows for her
Amelia has literally already done this. Luckily I'm not a simp and have never given money to any streamer. I do however resent her and have posted nasty things about her on here.

>>2452521
Spoken like a true bitter virgin.

>>2453023
t. cuck and hasn't realized it ye

>>2453023
This the type of guy who would let his girlfriend have an onlyfans LMAO

>>2453269
Having a gf with onlyfans is actually the ultimate chad move since you get to fuck her while the paypig simps pay her for it

>>2453023
T. Virgin. Don't be so obvious next time

>>2453317
cuck

>>2453317
Having a vtuber girlfriend and fucking her on stream while she receives donations for talking into a mic is the ultimate chad move (like Ollie's boyfriend). Letting your partner run an onlyfans is self-cucking, you're having sex with a digital prostitute, you're pathetic. She's a whore.

>>2452133
>there are a million things they could be doing that are less effort for more money, they obviously do this because they enjoy the social performance
Tell me something that makes this much money that requires less skill anon.

>>2453403
>>2453406
jebaited

>>2453428
crypto

>>2452308
i would watch a black mirror episode of this

>>2453406
All women are whores, the threat of violence is essential to keep them in check.
The world was ruined when crushing your wife's skull under your boot became illegal.

>>2453574
>ywn slap the shit out pekora because she didn't say please-peko when asking for water
feels bad man

>>2453533
You sure investing is as mentally easy as farming simps on youtube?

>>2451199
I'm not under any delusion that my oshi would ever see me as anything other than a fan.
As a great boy once said
Told myself that when it comes to “you and me”
I don’t see potential for no happy ending

>>2453428
swe

>>2452382
Seems so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fzi4lBzqIg

>>2453428
regular twitch-thottery makes a shit ton of money and is a lot less stressful

>>2451199
Anon, separate character from actor, you're supposed to fall in love with Pekora, not the woman interpreting her.

>>2454317
I have fallen in hate.

>>2454263
But twitch-thottery requires you to be at least somewhat hot irl

>>2454580
Imagine Okayu or Polkas roommates trying to be twitch thots when they can put on the mask and be hot anime girls

>>2451199
you're already a schizo if you save for a trip to japan ONLY to confess to a fucking vtuber, at least do the usual weeb pilgrimage to akiba and go to a soapland

>>2454580
mori's hot enough to survive by doing it

>>2454623
tfw banned from my local whore house for assaulting the merchandise

>>2454601
>Imagine Okayu or Polkas roommates trying to be twitch thots
Oh believe me I have

>>2455834
>ywn donate to Okayus roommate by buying her McDonalds remotely during an IRL stream
why even live

please retards go watch twitch hoes for that
vtubers are not for your kind
your desperation is a mental illness, i recommend stopping and getting some help.
or just pay a hooker

>>2456454
>vtubers are not for your kind
cope

>>2456658
>retard suffering with one of the biggest delusions telling me to cope
k

>>2451199
it is god telling you to kys

>>2452308
Welp, it's time to find this doujin on sadpanda.

>>2451199
murder her live on her own stream. can you imagine the threads?

>>2451288
>mr.piggybank
Mr. walkingbank

>>2457110
keep the high dose of copium to hide the sadness

>>2456862
Kek

>>2452308
>implying this isn't Cover's recruitment process to begin with

>>2451199
>Spends all the savings to move Japan to find your oshi
When you arrive there I'll be the guy who'll be deporting your sad ass. Immediately

>>2457033
Fucking this so much, one of the things that keeps me hooked on vtubers is the potential of one of them going nuclear. Just the thought of being there right at the moment when it happens, fucking Christ. Like can you imagine what it must've been like to witness the Rorochan incident happening in real time. Which holo do you guys think is closest to reaching that point? Some people say it's Kiara, maybe Gura collapsing under the weight of her success. I think it's more likely to happen to JP girl, one of the more unpopular ones like maybe Choco or Aki. All of my reps will have paid off.

>>2451199
more like
>study nihongo obsessively for more than a year
>move to japan
>get permit for selling food
>run food stand near cover corp building
>only a matter of time before some hololive girls smell the food and come to get a bite
>ENTER

>>2451199
You can't move to Japan just by having money. Travel visas are temporary and will quickly expire. If you overstay then you'll get arrested and deported.

>>2451199
Only a literal fucking retard would think like this. All women are whores and scum, behind every 2D girl is a 3DPD roast beef slut that probably fucks on the daily and has looser curtains than a theater stage. Anybody with half a braincell would know that you're only supposed to watch for the memes and occasional gaff, but you never EVER go full simp. Don't even think about dropping a cent on a single suupa or click on a video with an ad blocker.

>>2451199
not if i'm an actual 6ft 6-figures trilingual ripped ikemen, retards. Step off, i'm going for the bunny cunny

>>2467792
>>2457033
>>2452308
Thanks anons, actually got stories especially the doujin plot one.
>>2452331
I don't.
>>2456862
Why would God want me to kill myself when he can torture me with a long life

>>2451199
And you are still a fucking dumb EOP. You can't understand what's she is actually saying, much less her subtle or ironic expressions. Being able to speak Japanese fluently is much more important that any of those, but I know Amerimutts are too fucking dumb to learn a foreign language.

>>2451199
Delete your doujin of her and go cry in Bilibili.

>>2471368
>randomly call OP an EOP when language was never even mentioned
>start sperging about Americans for no reason
what are you mad for?

>>2471368
If I wrote down each and every step it'd take half of my lifespan. Same with
>>2467834

>>2471442
Seethe, EOP vermin. Only EOPs can come up with a super pointless schizo rrat like this and pretend to enjoy it. I don't even get what part of that is interesting or funny. Psychopathic Garbage like this does not even make sense outside of this EOP schizo board.

>>2471559
if you don't get what's funny then maybe you're autistic.

>>2471431
If you mean pekora by"(delete the doujins) of her" I don't even watch her, the crying pekora picture is for to represent the rejected person

>>2451199
>Find her and you gather the courage to confess your love to her
>She rejects and tells you she hates all her fans and you all are cashcows for her

You only give one scenario, life is full of possibilities that you can't imagine if it's actually possible or not, moreover before you even took that far you already know that you will be rejected in the end so what's the point?

Let me give you another possibilities:
>Find her and you gather the courage to confess your love to her
>She creeped out but intrigued at the same time because she's already old and no one in real life wanted to be in relationship with her, after spending a bit of time together you are finally married her, happy end.

>>2471867
You're right I was more intrigued in the bad ending but this scenario is more wholesome. Our hag oshis will provide happiness and good ending for all of us

>>2451288
The ultimate redpill is that supershekelfags are fucked in the head

>>2453428
OnlyFans

>>2471867
Let me give you another possibilities:
>Find her and you gather the courage to confess your love to her
>But it's Sui-chan and she invite you to her house. Nothing is heard from you ever again as you were brutally Murder by Psycho Sui-chan

>>2451199
That's exactly the reason I'd never invest so much on any kind of relationship if I don't have a least a small hint of being requited