/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Current Streams
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
Iori is playing World of Warcraft

https://youtu.be/Q329_Y3HTNw
Tenma is playing Elden Ring

I want to hug the Pippa.

I want to crush Pippa with all the might of my hugs.

It's a bad idea for Lisa to befriend Pippa or anyone from PC

>>24454828
Welp, Iori just ended and I dont' want to watch elden ring.
Time for VOD reps.

I want Yuri to crush my head like a watermelon with her thighs

>>24455039
This but my balls

>>24455131
this but with her feet

>>24455131
I'm curious, how do you crush balls with thighs exactly? I'm struggling to form a mental image.

Iori dunking on Fishman's vidya addiction.

I want Pippa to gently take my hand while we sit on the porch and watch the sun set over the river.

>>24455240
t. tiny balls haver

>>24455263
Ironic coming from the new WoW addict.

>>24455330
please don't make fun of my balls, I think they're cute.

>>24455343
It's WoW, it won't take long for her to be over it.

>>24455376
The thing is about WoW even when you know it's shit you come back for more.

>>24455221
Based
>>24455240
I have no idea I was asking myself that as I typed it but I'm willing to try nonetheless

>>24455446
I didn't. The paywall surely helps keeping you out once you're gone.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>24455355
Based 5%er

>>24455355
dubs of truth? post balls or fake news

>>24455446
I got memed into playing by a girl back in like 2011. Despite how much I liked her and despite how much she clearly wanted me to play with her I dumped that shit so fast it was insane. Legit terrible game even back then. Seeing how badly people complain about it now I can't even comprehend how shit it is.

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Tenma Elden Ring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q329_Y3HTNw

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Doom Eternal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmmrS-lv5g

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmZHqzvtH0g

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Lumi MGRR
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>24455686
<3

God, I want to suckle on Yuri's toes...

ピッパ抱きします!

>>24456252
ピッパちゃんの小さくてかわいい足指!

>>24456296
ピッパのやわらかくてかわいい靴底!

>>24456234
Would she let you though? Would she be into it or would she need convincing? I don't know her enough to say, but regardless same

>>24456450
She has been baiting Footchads pretty hard lately.

>>24456450
I think she would be bratty about it at first, saying that you have to work your way up to earn the right to taste her toes, but optionally you could hold her down by force.

>>24456418
I think you mean 足底, no matter how much of a footfag you are that's just disgusting

>>24456574
Oh fuck I'm gonna need to do reps then

>>24456672
Brother I would drink out of Pippa's shoes. You just know she only has one or two pairs and wears them everywhere. Imagine L'Essence de Pipkin, concentrated, fortified, distilled.

>>24456645

>>24456855
That would be the outside of the shoe, that's not "L'Essence de Pipkin" that's dust, dirt and the dog shit stepped on last week.

>>24457108
>dust, dirt and the dog shit stepped on last week.
To be frank that sounds exactly like L'Essence de Pipkin

Yuri's so dere off stream.

I was thinking of sending a nice fat superchat to help Pippa out, but the lack of an apostrophe on "ya'll" really bothers me.

>>24457427
>ya'll
>not y'all

I was thinking of sending a nice fat superchat to help >>24457427 out, but the lack of capitalization in "Paypal.png" really bothers me.

>>24457427
>you all
>y'all
At least get it right yourself.

Still waiting for the alleged clip where Yuri bad mouthed brapbros

I was thinking of putting a nice fat bullet into my head, but the comma before the "but" really bothers me.

>>24456855
>Brother I would drink out of Pippa's shoes.
Reminds me of something my grandpa used to say about some old country music star.
"I would swim upstream through a river of her pee just to see where it came out of"

>>24457884
This but Pippa.

>>24457868
That comma is grammatically correct.

>>24457884
>"I would swim upstream through a river of her pee just to see where it came out of"
Based urethra enjoyer

>>24458018
aha ha, just kidding.. unless..?

>>24457884
lemaozedong I keked IRL

>>24458051
We got an amerimutt in the thread

>>24457748
I would pay Yuri to shit talk more, shes pretty fucking funny when she gets heated or rants

>>24458239
I would pay Yuri to shit

>>24458125
Elaborate.

>>24458342
Some dumb mutt who can't even read and he is trying to give grammar lectures

>>24457748
BUMP
beginning to think it never even happened at all

I LOVE LIA

>>24458397
I get a feeling you have a complex about grammar.

just...one...whiff....

>>24458282
Man don't be giving her any fucking ideas, you know shes in this fucking thread

Pippa's cute sheep wife is live if you don't want to watch Lia https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

>>24458659
>open stream
>LIIII SAAA
thank you based sheeple

i forgot she doesn't use abilities

>tenma is doing a marshmallow stream
i asked her a stupid question, i cant think of anything fucking funny

>>24458282
ill draw it. check her r18 tag later

doom produces some of the best Lia trash talk

>>24458986
She gets so fucking aggressive and its sick. When she does puzzle shit she gets all insecure which is gay, when she plays doom though I want to fuck her shitless

redpill me on Asheleague

>>24458960
please no

>>24459024
They're of a bunch of cocaine snorting faggots.

I miss the uruka poster

>>24458960
Based art fag, are you alpha enough to tag her directly though?

Lia
https://youtu.be/ysmmrS-lv5g

>>24459020
i agree with this

>no Kap, not even trolling
It hurts bros

>>24457427
I was thinking of not hiring a gang of niggers to rape you, but your existence really bothers me.

Watching Pippa in public!

I love how everytime she does bad she blames it being a woman

To be honest I only watch Lisa because I want to savor the inevitable corruption arc as Pippa sinks her hooks in deeper.

>>24459404
It's the other way around anon, Lisa will save Pippa from her degeneracy

>>24458911
You don't have a confession of love (or for Jesus)?

>>24459404
>To be honest I only watch Lisa because I want to savor the inevitable corruption arc as Pippa sinks her hooks in deeper.

Lisa is corrupting Pippa if you haven't been paying attention. Every notice how pippa is happy when lisa talks to her? That's how lisa gets you.

Next thing you know you aren't masturbating anymore, you stopped swearing, you are trying to do things again, and you start having ram horns.

>>24458659
lisa please stop sticking your tongue out im getting ideas

>>24459504
desu I'd ram Lisa.

Lia mods where the fuck are you

>>24459455
>You don't have a confession of love (or for Jesus)?
Im still catching up on all her vods so i didnt want to be to weird and make her uncomfy by telling her I find her very cute.

>>24459507
She's just enjoying her popsicle anon

>mansplaining in chat

I love sassy Lia so much

>>24459548
>Dear Tenma, I recently discovered you and have been watching your past streams, and I must confess that I really enjoy your content and think you're very cute.
Something like this would make her smile.

posting so I don't get new IP later down the road

>>24459783
posting again without a new IP to make sure it really worked

>>24459736
Thank you anon, I will send it

>>24459632
This is wrong. Individually, sure, but we are talking about groups, men and women. On average women have slower reaction times and worse spatial mental visualization, withiut mentioning different interests in videogame genres (which changes the respective pools of players). This, coupled with greater male variability (see for example the higher standard deviation in IQ for males despite the same average IQ), means there are more male players that are actually good (and will dominate the genres in which males dominate even harder).

>>24459863
Good luck anon. I do think she'll like it whether it's shown on stream or not. I think she'll show everything appropriate though.

>being a girl doesn't make me stupid.... yes it does
Lia....

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1526710247884304384

Lia please use your weapon mods

>>24459991
>Good luck anon. I do think she'll like it whether it's shown on stream or not. I think she'll show everything appropriate though.
As long as she sees it im content. I just wanted her to know I appreciate her streams because they make me laugh.

>>24460254
Please understand Lia is a girl gamer

>>24460128
What would Pippa do if Uruka looked her dead in the eye and said "fuck me Pippa, just this once" and hopped into her future streamer house bed?

>>24460306
it would be more like
>uruka laughing behind door
>Uruka opens door and closes it
>Uruka still giggling gets into pippas bed
>pippaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>uruka pops the hymen before pippa is even fully awake

>>24460346
would you suck uruka's cock? I would yes

>>24460383
>would you suck uruka's cock?
That cock is for my autistic daughter (Pippa) and I would not cuck her out of having a child.

>>24460273
This is the most wholesome post I've seen this month.

>>24454795
I hope I get to live to see Tenma play it

>>24460291
cute pic

>>24460423
>half life 3 happens
>Tenma is an old woman in the nursing home
>still gaming like a pro with joints audible cracking as she forces the solid bone claws into doing her will
>LETS GOOOOOOO she screams
>GABE U FAT FUCK I REACH RETIREMENT AGE AND IT NOT EVEN BETTER THAN BLACK MESA? U KEK
>tenma's daughter gives her a class of alcohol and some vitamins, tenma can be heard away from the mic talking about how great her daughter is before turning back angrily to continue her rant about how gabe will never be as great

>>24460291
i've never wanted to backseat more in my life

>>24460481
not like this but also just like this

>>24460481
>tenma's daughter
Yeah, ours.

>>24460556
You must be a proud man to have a child with such strong gamer genes and tenmacity

ahem
whorekin

>>24459864
There's inherent differences between men and women and those differences extend to video games.
Thus we end up with women that like MMORPGs where they can whore themselves out for free gear, or extremely casual games like candy crush.

watching her get through with no skill and pure will is something else

Lumi makes a virtual appearance at a convention and the next day decides to try to walk around the floor incognito. This is the last thing she sees. What happens next?

>>24460783
as expected of someone who regularly trips up the stairs

>>24461042
I skin the fat fucks alive and bathe in their blood. I hate fat people so much it's unreal.

>>24461042
She retires to become a full time feeder on their dime

I shall hug the pink rabbit of phase connect even if it kills me. And if I can't make it that far, I will nakadashi in the cat witch.

>>24461079
i do that too....

>>24459504
You're doing a pretty good job at selling you oshi. I want to give it a shot now, which is why she should join PC.

>>24459864
This. Women are nowhere near as good as men at basically anything.

>>24461042
Me on right

>>24460306
Would she even have a choice? I can totally see Uruka turning rapist with how exponentially horny she is getting.

>>24461247
a couple of real yabs

>>24461468
Then what would it look like if Uruka didn't make it optional?

>>24456697

>>24461537
this sounds about right >>24460346
But we definitely need to come up with a version where Pippa is awake.

>Yuri posts in Lia's chat
>nobody notices or cares

>>24461704
Since I mainly watch Pippa and Tenma I don't think I'm qualified to write the Uruka situation.

>>24461690

>>24461802
Yuri isn't over and doesn't draw, brother.

>>24461862
THICC

>>24462016
Baited a thousand cooms, never drew a dime

>>24461346
That is not what that anon said, woman hater-chama...
>>24460734
Correct. Also take that back. My oshi is not a whore.

>>24461862

>>24461802
the people want Lumi, not her cocksleeve

>>24462326
I love it, send it to her on an anon twitter account

>>24461802
Yuri is a second rate sidekick DUH

>>24461802
>>24462412
Yuri needs to stream more and when im not at work :(
>tfw not neet so i cant watch her

>>24462364
She can see it in the thread, I don't need to send it.

Watching lia play is really painful

>>24462568
I enjoy the suffering

>>24462531
i keep forgetting shes in this thread, hi yuri! You should get your conceal carry, the class is fun

cleaner

>>24462598
>class
Imagine not living in a constitutional carry state.

>>24462661
this really makes her look frumpy and kinda gross ngl

Lia is breaking

doomchat is brutal

>>24462678
I moved to Oklahoma so I had to get my permit. The class was mainly on how to lawfully discharge your firearm in a way to maximize your chance of not being charged with murder. If you fall asleep in your car for instance and someone trys to break into it you may legally fire into them because of it being your "den" and they are breaking and entering. The police will just sort of shrug at that and not really care.

But if you were to fire into their legs the police would go hmmmmmmm

After todays stream I can't hold this in anymore, when you speak its like the world moves in bullet time its not done yet but I've made a place of worship for you I've been wondering what I can do to support you as I cant donate or commission art so I've made this shrine so I can give you energy and good luck I have been saving every single image I find and every single symbol of you and printing them out to add to add to this place you are my oshi you are the only one for me I really miss you whenever you don't stream

where are Lias mods tonight?

>>24462598
>the class is fun
>sit in a classroom for several hours listening to comically basic firearm safety stuff that someone who has never touched a gun could probably determine based on common sense
>then an hour of obscure stuff about carrying in national parks and shit you won't remember
>then you shoot a paper plate with a borrowed pistol (probably a .22) from a distance where you could easily throw a dart with the same accuracy

I can't imagine in what universe a CCW class is fun.

>>24462878
lol like fat bitches

>>24462911
>I can't imagine in what universe a CCW class is fun.
I might be starved of social stimulation

>>24462911
My CC class back in the day was hilarious. It was taught by a former cop and like every couple minutes he would slam his hand on the table and scream (I shit you not literal top of his lungs scream)
>SHOOT THEM IN THE FUCKING CHEST, THEN SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD TO MAKE SURE. DON'T THINK KILL
It was hilarious

>>24462821
Oklahoma has had Conn Carry for years now.

>>24462878
anon???????

https://youtu.be/vmZHqzvtH0g
tonight pippa will be doing an asmr reading of (You)r twitter submissions

>>24462878
a virtual shrine for a ethot

>>24462878
uhh based?

>>24462878
>Framed thigh pic
10/10

>>24463023
Mine was taught by a pretty cool guy as well. It was still scary to see how unfamiliar people were with firearms.
>Instructor explaining different types of pistols (single action/double action autoloaders, etc.)
>brings in 10mm 1911 he uses for hunting as example of a single action semi-auto pistol
>woman asks why it's okay to hunt with such a small caliber pistol and how it would be humane to the deer
>instructor is confused
>"10mm is a pretty powerful caliber for a pistol and is perfectly capable of humanely taking down a deer with good shot placement"
>"that doesn't make sense, my husband bought me a 380mm and it's much smaller than that"

>>24462878
basado

there better be some brap posts that pippa reads tonight

>>24462878
Unfathomably based.

Lia saying cunt is cute!

Pippa LOVE

>>24462938
>>24463085
you should kill yourself

>>24462878
Unfathomably Based

>>24462878
>this effort for a 3/10 vtuber

Pippa is screwing with chat. She is going to get them to raise their volumes to max and then unmute and scream into the mic.

Another quality stream

>>24462878
Nearly perfect but you forgot this shrinechama

>>24462878
Legendary post

>first time doing asmr on main channel
>the mic breaks
lol

>>24462878
Very nice 3D render.

>>24463636
I'm unironically scared of this enough to where I'm keeping everything at 4% volume until I know it's okay.
I'm listening on a $4K hi-fi setup just for this

>>24463741
>On main channel
Oh god oh fuck did I miss something

tsundere Lia is cute

Pippa just spent 15 minutes thinking the chat is lying to her.

>>24463862
she was given the mic by a fan on her alt because phase connect wont let fans gift her things via that one website.

>pippa calling the chat mongoloids
this rabbit needs correction ASAP

>>24463901
Oh right, thought I missed a stream or something

Someone ask her if her ASMR mic is a USB mic. There is an issue with Windows and USB mic gain.

>>24463989
She won't get cancelled for this, will she?

>>24463898
To be fair, it is totally something we'd do.

I don't like asmr but I'll watch for pippa

>>24463674
>Paw pads
Imagine a footjob with those on

>>24464043
she's said much worse on stream

I was gonna submit the "How is cyberbullying even real?" tweet but that might be yabe

Since this ASMR idea isn't panning out, Pippa should pivot into doing JOI for the rest of the stream. Or at least the next five minutes. That's all I need.

>>24463574
You first, I'm not the one addicted to a virtual woman.

>>24464043
She's called me a fucking retard on stream once and corrected herself halfway through the "t" and turned it into a "eeee"

>>24463901
Yuri & Lumi both still have their thrones open. So either that's an oversight, Pippa didn't actually ask or keeping them was part of the sweetheart deal.

>>24464132
nah lol
no hard R so its ok for youtube

ayo waddup my nekos

>>24464260
And there it is, but censored

>so click off the stream retar- sorry
she is so fucking pissed about the mic, she's probably going to have to do a test stream next time

bros, i don't think i can keep watching this... gently-speaking pippa is making my gosling go off the rails...

ASMR kinda filters me (even shitpost ASMR) so I'm probably gonna go for a short walk instead.

RATE THE RIPPING AND TEARING

holy shit pippa

CLIP IT CLIP IT CLIP IT SOMEONE CLIP IT CLIP

DAMN PIPPA

>>24464408
Recording the entire stream in 1080

IT'S HAPPENING

feetbros officially won

She read my post holy shit

>>24464370
reaching levels of bratty that shouldn't be possible/10

What a king holy shit

ITS OUR TIME FOOTCHADS

over 400 people listened to Pippa talk about some anon wanting to cum on her feet, cool

>>24464370
Fell asleep missed everything Sad/10

>>24464370
cunt slayer/10
Lia if you want to get better at the game your gonna have to start using weapon mods and abilites

>>24464467
>>24464521
I KNEEL

>>24464521
i love your posts anon i need another one

>>24464370
Extremely rude and bratty cute/10. Doom autists are on par with soulsfaggots for being annoying.

BROTHER........

>>24460383
I would milk her dry every single night

>>24464823
She does say that word brother HH

>>24464823

>>24464823

>>24464370
Lia raging at video games is sexy as fuck

Somebody actually read all my submissions
Somebody actually took the time to edit my submissions to give them the bare minimum of censorship

Man I really should have submitted the impregnation copypasta.

>>24465105
Has she read about any other of her pastas

SUISEX

>>24465105
There's still time anon

>>24465150
She probably will

>>24464104
I'm not a footfag so I don't know how arousing these things are but I do like legs in general and I want to bury my head between the cat's thighs.

don't fuck or trust Lumi. Fuck Pippa and Rosemi.

>>24465195
Can't wait

>>24465183
Hope rides alone

>>24465240
Your time is coming, my friend. Soon.

>500+ youtube CCV
The power of not streaming Minecraft.

>>24465240
But why?

Purposely going back to front to give Pippa an infection!

Pink Bad woman

>>24464370
OG RATEPOSTER WHERE ARE YOU
Perfect Lia game/10
It brings out all the best in her

>>24466178
She's streaming right now

>>24466144
*cromch*

>>24466144
Look at the snout on this one

>>24466371
Impeccable!

>>24466371
Who nose who might be behind this rrat?

>>24466371
https://files.catbox.moe/cnrf37.mp4

pippa starting to lose steam

Pippa Love

>>24466550
the copy pastas are shit

she just need to read pastas from here. that's all anybody wants

Pippa should skip wall of text shit, most of them are complete shit.

>>24466576
To be honest I have several kopipe archives I have maintained for over 17 year, but I really was troubled as to what I should submit. A lot of it was dated af and not funny any more. A lot of the stuff that was still funny might have been too spicey and I didn't want to bother her by being that guy that wasted her time by filling the submissions with things she could never read.

>>24466550
Understandable. The content is shite.

>>24465105
Yeah, I submitted the stupid serial killer story cuz I thought she wanted fun threads and would be filtering the shitposts but I could have sent so many better things.

>>24466906
Based theory of mind rejecter.

Sniifkin Pippa the coke rabbit is on that nose candy again.

numbers dropping
needs more feet/brap pasta

it's 'ay-gew'

>>24466824
To be honest she was probably stressing with her current financial situation, and decided to risk the yabs hoping there would be a payoff. Only we failed to deliver and the superchats are underwhelming.

>>24467119
here you go my friend

Needs more Hoppe pasta...although maybe I should have submitted the ancap cop copypasta

>>24467154
I just wanted to play it safe due to recent events
Sorry Pippa, we have failed you this time...at least we got some moments of glory for cool clips

>>24467154
She has been planning an ASMR stream for a long time now. The "yabness" of this stream is not out of the ordinary. Concernfags get the rope.

>>24467119
are you from the future?

She's reading my other post fucking kek

>reads CBT copypasta
>"chat you guys are really fucking weird"
im diamonds

>>24467237
This is a very successful stream that is doing great numbers, retard-friend.

>>24466075
I thought we lived in an era where cleaning that stuff out was possible. No?

>>24467323
The intestinal bacteria doesn't just go away with enemas.

>>24467318
Agree, but it could have been much better. Maybe I just had really high expectations due to the sheer degree of shiposting input. I am enjoying it tho

>>24467452
dip your dick in cognac then light it on fire problem solved

>>24467452
I know, but I thought enema + lube that also has cleaning properties made risk 0%. Interesting.

cwute pippa uwu

Someone submitted the anal princess post, right?

>>24467961
I didn't.

very disappointed with the amount of fetish posts not submitted.

i can never escape the pepeloni

>>24467999
We know better for next time.

so do you actually have to send a link or just paste the pasta into the submission field?

>>24468118
pastebin it man

>>24468200
too late, we'll see

>Nobody sent the vaporeon copypasta
We really dropped the ball, bros.

I guess Alex Jones 1776 will commence again rant was a little too yab.

>>24468314
did anyone really think she would bless us so much tonight? I say we be grateful for everything we go so far

Seeing the text is so much better.
I simply can't understand everything Pippa says.

Aww yis my submissions are coming in.

Don't kill yourself, Anon.

Keep reading Pippers push past the kuso and get to the insanity I submitted plenty of it.

>>24468812
Fuck, I was contemplating it for a second after she read that

Footjobs from Uruka...

This John Cena story is real btfo

lol

Where are people submitting these anyway?'
Someone please send her this one.

>>24468995
it's a stickied comment in chat

what did fishman say

>>24469311
penis

the fishman cometh

>>24469311
"wtf"

>>24469334
cock
>>24469362
thank you sir

>>24469395
balls

>>24469432
testicles

>pippa thought the two bears copypasta was too much for her
YOU HAD ONE JOB YABBIT

i had to leave after she was reading her foot porn post. Has she read anything interesting?

YES HAHA

the bear pasta must have been really bad if this is okay and that wasn't

I have been saving this copypasta since 2005

All fat fucks in the thread better be on a diet starting tomorrow

Is this about David Bixenspan?

BRAP BROS WE MADE IT

pippa please no

SNIFF

>>24469797
im trying

vile

Lia and Pippa are the brapqueens confirmed

>>24469789
It's not even that bad actually.
https://pastebin.com/t4kCL3DY

>>24469937
Calorie count my guy. It works. Going to need some serious willpower.

>>24469797
When summer hits ill try melting 30 lbs of this useless body

>>24470002
start now

>Lisa heard Pippa read the fart pasta

>>24469937
>>24470002
I believe in you bros, count your calories and go on walks every day. Consistency is key.

>>24470002
>When summer hits ill try melting 30 lbs of this useless body
Are you over 25?
Start NOW.
You have 4 months for full season.
If you go hardcore you'll be able to look good in a shirt.

>>24470055
I'm dieting at the moment and exercising a little, I'm ramping it up when the heatwave hits

>>24468050
cute edit

I WISH SHE DID A PROPER READ OF ONE OF THESE JEVILPOSTS

>>24470106
this, I wasn't obese but I was a chubby fellow and I lost 15 pounds just by cutting garbage out of my diet and only drinking water and the occasional cup of coffee

>>24470106
Thanks bro
>>24470124
22 at the moment, but yeah, fuck it im going to make a mental schedule starting now

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
The Loom is trying to finish the DNA Of The Soul game.
>>24470125
>exercising when you're fat
>in the heat
You're going to feel like you're dying and give up 4 days in.
Then resume 7 weeks later.
Look at the calender.
Realize that the season is coming to a close soon.
And give up.
You're already trying to find ways to fail because you hate yourself and don't believe you're worthy of success.
>>24470231
BASED.

>>24469937
Squats (and cool water to keep your core temperature stable) while watching streams. Your vision won't be shaky if you're doing it nice and steady with good posture.

>>24469937
This can help you pick a daily caloire count you should hit. https://www.fatcalc.com/bwp

>>24469992
i ate my weigh back up to 290lbs after i made it down to 170lbs. I cant cope with exercise anymore because i fellf or /fit/ memes and worked my shoulder into dust and then fucked my back after coping and going (lul just pain)

Currently just trying to tough it out with diet and playing vods on loop while i walk so i cant think myself into quitting with thoughts like
>you used to be able to run and even if you lose the weight you cant even do that

This list of how to treat women is actually 25 but I edited it down for brevity.

>>24470390
Good job

>>24468995
anon.....

>>24470277
>You're already trying to find ways to fail because you hate yourself and don't believe you're worthy of success.
Is there anyway to stop the self hate? I know its fucking edgy to be this way and im reading as many self help books as i can.

>>24470364
running is hard to get back but cycling is for everyone.

Pippa is reading everything I post jfc

FUCK BRITISH """PEOPLE"""

Lumi is getting a hug pillow. A lewd one.

>>24470414
Yeah I >>24469072 RTFS and found a transcription and submitted it.
Also that was beautiful.

>I'm getting a lot of copy pastas about suicide
haha...ha yeah...

Fucking brapfag kek

>>24470760
She said Suisei idiot

>>24470364
>worked my my shoulder into dust
This is pretty common among newbies who were told "just persevere lol". Don't exercise with a lot of weight until you learn how to do each exercise properly and definitely don't ignore pain. It shouldn't feel sharp even under high load.

kek
Chatter called out for simping

>>24470434
Nutrition is the key. You start by fixing what you eat. A diverse array of minimally processed whole foods. Getting all neurotic and micromanage-ish with nutrition is pointless, just look at the dietary traditions of traditional cultures and go off of that. You'll quickly notice that you don't feel like shit all the time and you'll be able to engage in exercise and activity without feeling like death. It takes a surprising amount of effort to engage in self hatred when you don't feel like shit.

Has she done the I love monkeys copypasta yet?

>>24469797
Yeah I'll get right on that... haha

>>24471181
bros, i have to make a confession. i'm one of the people who DoSd impomu.com at10k requests/s for days to bump it to 3+ billion impomus

>>24470832
>just persevere lol
yaaa it was part that and seeing zyzz, other anons, and all my peers in highschool out progressing me in half the time along with all the forever alone memes and posts about guys in their mid 20s-30s who got cheated on or never had a gf.

So being a suicidal retard i went
>lol i mean if i fail who cares im going to blow my brains out in two years anyway
and here i am 8 years later with a shorter left arm and a fucked back.

But i'll figure it out, apologies for the attentionwhoring and blogposting

>>24470434
>Is there anyway to stop the self hate?
You direct the hate outwards. You must understand that degrading everyone into immobile consoomer blob is what society *wants*. Doesn't matter if it's centrally directed or not -- it's the agenda.
Resist.

>>24471258
based

>>24471348
Oh i tried that, i still hate myself but i have learned to hate everyone and everything. Its not really helped in anyway but I am now told im "confident" as hilarious as that is

>poledancing
gumis... why are you gay...

She is going to read Utena

>>24471404
In that case you need to go the secret chuuni technique and start treating it as a form of deliberate self-torture.
It's how I managed to get into fasting after it was confirmed my growth plates had fused and I thus couldn't do any damage that way.
Cleared my skin right the fuck up.

>>24471581
isnt fasting just not eatting but renamed so you don't look like a teenage girl

>>24471342
It's all good, your post might have saved a few of the anons here from getting injured. Wish you luck with your goals.

>>24471646
i mean yeah, easting less food than you need makes you lose weight. Calories in and out. Lost 50 pounds that way.

>>24471646
The difference is that you have a plan.
You don't just "fast until he texts me back :((((((" you abstain with a defined beginning, middle and end.

>>24471698
>>24471721
Thats just counting calories, anytime i look up fasting its just
>muslims not eatting food for several days for holiday
>intermid fasting which is just eatting food only for 8 hours like a normal person
i don't understand it honestly, the whole purpose of counting calories is so you didn't lower your resting metabolism by being a dumb girl

I don't like posting in Lumi's chat. My subscriber badge is older than most but I'm not particularly attached to her and I've kept my nose out of all the drama.

WHO THE FUCK SENT HER MY POST ABOUT MY BUTLER DREAM?

>>24471904
see >>24469206

>>24471904
WHY DOES EVERYONE IN CHAT KNOW ABOUT MY FUCKING DREAM

>>24471966
Don't forget, anything you post on the internet is here forever.

>>24472018
SHAME
I FEEL SHAME
I APOLOGISE
I KNEEL
I SQUEEL
MY STUPID FUCKING DREAMS ARE NOT REAL

>>24471904
Me and probably at least twelve other anons once we realized all bets were off.

>>24471966
because all of us jacked off to it at least once
Tenma please grab my belly

>>24471796
To me, counting calories was the easiest way to not eat more than necessary. I ate only 1 meal a day, around 1200 calories and consistently lost 2 pounds a week. The first 4 days sucked, but after that it was super easy.

>>24471904
>>24471937
>>24471966
>>24472018
>they included my part
BAESED

>>24472140
There was no way I wouldnt. Shame pippa didnt do the tenma voice

>>24471796
Try the monk fasting routine. 36 hour fast every week. It has several benefits, such as antiaging (see sirtuins), testosterone increase, igf-1 spike, lowers insulin resistance, increases metabolic flexibility, allows you to more easily use ketones as an energy source, burns fat, and probably some other stuff I am forgetting right now. Fasting unironically feels like a fitness hack when you get used to it and it is straight up unfair when combined with carefully managed macros, supplements (such as NMN) and a proper workout routine.

PLEASE ARCHIVE IT I BEG YOU ARCHIVEBRO I AM ON MY KNEES

>>24472051
Its here forever

>>24472218
I am learning valuable lessons

>>24472206
I am taking care of it. Very pleased with myself and how many times I made Pippa corpse tonight.

Some of you will need this now.

>>24472051
it was a good dream anon,i like

>>24472206
I'm archiving it too just in case

>>24472334
>>24472341
arigatou gozaimasu

>>24472140
it made me laugh so much

I hope she figures out the ASMR mic. The Dr. Seuss reading was genuinely relaxing. She has a really soothing voice when she's not going full on manic entertainer mode.

>typing the whole time
>Name not read
That's a first

>>24472568
might need to refresh the tab
youtube chat is low effort garbage

>>24472568
You get 4 more chances or you disappear

>>24472568
She hates you.

>>24472565
Her voice when she is just talking normally or going
>Chat
>pause
>pippa explains something
reminds me of my local librarian. Its so wonderful

>>24472568
You are shadowbanned, it happens.

Please be nice to pippa please and thank you.

I wonder how archivebro does it? He must have nerves of steel.

Kinda curious, what antis is she referring too? I haven't been doing my thread reps recently.

>>24472775
>what antis is she referring too?
A lot of them are /pcg/ but she has converted a few. But now they're crazy schizos for her. I guess its a win in a way.

>>24472775
The thread used to be way worse, so it's probably twitter or discord related.

>>24472775
acronym poster, cuckposters, doxxposters, dedicated pcg antis, and there's some who make bait threads and post shit all over the board

>>24472775
I've been in most of the phase threads the last month and haven't seen anything out of the norm so must be something not /here/

>>24472857
But that's all been the case for months, she implied it was something relatively new.

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE READINGS
RATE THE PASTA
RATE THE MIC
RATE THE SHERLOCK
RATE THE FLABBY FREEK
RATE THE SINGING
RATE THE STREAM

>>24472910
That's what I was thinking. I haven't seen anything particularly new.

>>24472826
She was definitely referencing shit from the last thread. I hope she doesn't take my shitposting seriously. I just like fucking with her because I get great reactions. I have no ill will or bad intentions towards her. I just like to larp on the internet because it is funny and I am bored as fuck.

>>24472973
Ironic anti-ing is just anti-ing.
Don't fucking shit where you eat you retarded piece of refuse. This is precisely why bullshit SocJus shit is on the rise; They're (blandly, falsely, but still) positive.

>>24472973
Doesn't matter what your intentions are, matters what you do. Try killing yourself ironically and report back if your thought magic helps.

>>24472775
Some fag who follows pippa sent Rita a donation during the mental health stream about how she was gross for being not white and lactose intolerant. Kiwi was shitting on her for a second but she won them over by just asking them to not post the mental health part of the discord and that she like kiwi.

>>24472973
I doubt it, we had literally insane faggots here drop dox and spam copy pastas about her irl living situation. There has been nothing in the past few threads that comes even close to it. There is one schizo that keeps shitting up the threads but he seems to be more focused on Lumi or maybe Phase Connect as a whole.

>>24473080
You know, that might be it.

>>24473093
>posts about lumi
>no replies
>moves onto next girl
>repeats until he gets (You)

>>24473093
>we had literally insane faggots here drop dox and spam copy pastas about her irl living situation.
What if its Pippa herself?

>>24472925
ASMR Denied/10
Really hope she gets the mic issues sorted, I've been hoping for this for a while now. Sort Pippa reading was still great, even if she didn't get to any of the ones I sent. Hearing her laugh uncontrollably is contagious, my cheeks hurt right now.

Such is life as a 2view

>>24473165
same. I felt bad when she pulled out her props. she tried.

>>24472925
Even without the asmr mic it was solid content and she delivered well overall. She was very clearly fucking pissed at the start but she bounced back and got into her stride.
7/10 stream, pippa love

>>24472925
Great stream and nice to see that the Minecraft debuff is only a localized one and her numbers are still there. I think she should have put the pastas up on screen like she did with the tweets in the first half, because that makes following along a lot easier.
Stuff got pretty cursed, but I had fun/10.

>RATE THE MIC
Fucked. There is this life-hack of properly testing new hardware before going on stream, but maybe that's illegal, because nobody ever does it. And no, going "it works on my end" is not a proper test for a stream.

>>24473223
I'm surprised that he hasn't given up by now.

>>24473093
>>24473154
Yeah I’m thinking he’s talking about me. I did it because I like Pippa and want her to pay attention to me, not because I’m an anti.