/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Just send money to some underage flip girl

Go find a GF, its easier

Come home

They know how great the anime model is at keeping expectations high and hope for delivery low, so they don’t try.

>>24454733
This is 'jus b urself' tier.

>>24454683
i will give you affection anon. in the interest of full disclosure however, i must inform you that i am a man and a racist. will you accept my affection?

I am confounded that people genuinely search for GFE in vtubers.

Like, its you and 5000 other horny simps, how 'personal' a "GFE" can she provide?
not counting a few of them have giant wallets handing 100 dollar akasupas, so are definitely getting more attention.

just save 200 dollars, and you can get a high-class prostitute to pretend to be your girlfriend for a whole weekend.

>>24454833
not op but could you give us a demonstration

>>24454683
go and search GFE ASMR on YT

>>24454875
listen, i know things are hard right now bro. but i know you can make it through because i know there's something you want to do, something you can work towards. something we can work towards. i promise you anon, if you just trust me and put your hand in mine we can achieve our dreams together. if you can promise that you'll trust me, i promise i won't ever give up on you or let you give up on yourself. also, have you ever heard of the uss liberty?

>>24454683
>>24454683
are you really sure you want GFE "even if it's fake"? you know damn well thats not good for you. also I really hate that idea of a girl

>>24454733
That would be even harder, I'm completely socially awkward.

>>24454850
Right. You don't even need to go to flesh prostitution, why not just watch those "POV you are hanging out with your gf" ASMR videos then? Or if you really want to spend money, you can comission some voice actress to tell you whatever you want, or have some camgirl spend an hour ERP-ing with you.

GFE as a "thing" in VTubing is bizarre and I will never take people who defend it seriously

>>24454815
>>24455031
How to get your oshi GF 101:
1) Lower your standards
2) Learn how to cosplay
3) Find Vox gosling(female). Any other male chuuba gosling will do too.
4) Date her
5) Say you will only date her in Vox cosplay if she will cosplay your oshi
6) Live your live in lies and illusions but together
7) ???
8) Profit

>>24454683
Just take the ASMR chuuba pill, anon. Lots of kisses and I love (you)s

>>24454683
https://youtu.be/dYdIsUunc7Q?t=193

>>24454708
How much do you think your average flip christmas cake could charge for pretending to be my gf online.

>>24454850
>200 dollars
>High class prostitute
Anon, 200 bucks wouldn't even get you a high class prostitute for an hour let alone an entire weekend. They start at 1000 bucks a night. 200 bucks is scungy back alley pussy rates.

t. prostitute connoisseur

>>24456474
How do I find hot women near me

>>24454683
idk what you're on about OP, there are a lot of good GFE chuubas out there. in indie you have terumi, fallenshadow even some /here/ chuubas like kiki or menace. if you can't find them you're probably not looking for one.

>>24454683
>good
>GFE

>>24456474
still cheaper than what youd expect to spend getting attention from your GFE chuuba.

heck i probably overestimated it. 1 hr of GFE action is enough for most loners.
and im sure you could reduce the fee if you tell a girl you just wanna cuddle, not fuck.

People here can’t even agree what is considered GFE, some people say it’s only hard stuff like Lamy or Rushia outright saying they’re your gfs, some say Ame is GFE even though she never called herself your gf, and so on.

>>24454797
based

>>24457099
I bet most prostitutes would rather fuck and be done with it than play pretend with some fat autist.

>>24457217
This is true. If anything cuddling would be more expensive because of the creep factor

>>24457292
Personal affection being more expensive than sex, what a world we live in

>>24457110
>People here can’t even agree what is considered GFE
People who really argue that are mostly real anons vs reddit/twitter normalfag tourists. You can easily tell someone is a tourist if every single hint of GFE done by a chuba is utterly dismissed with "it's a joke", "it's fanservice" or the classic "the chuba is just a character the voice actress is playing". Easily half of hololive are GFE, exceptions would be Suisei, AZki and Botan. Fubuki, Miko, Korone, Okayu, Polka, Nene, Lamy... all different types of GFE but GFE nevertheless even if normies seethe at the truth.
And most of them (either GFE or not) are very gachikoi friendly.

>>24457445
Sex is base and primal. All animals do it. Love and affection are far more spiritual, sophisticated, and valuable concepts only truly grasped by us humans.

>>24454683
IRyS

>>24457292
you have cuddling cafes in japan, it's not THAT creepy.

>>24454850
i'm always on the lookout for good GFEs but yeah, they might not exist. as you say, they always end up giving almost all of their attention to their whales. even ones like shondo who makes a conscious effort to "love everyone equally" ends up only catering to her whales while the rest of us are sitting there watching on like cucks. it's amazing until the bubble inevitably bursts, but i don't think there's any longevity in it at all unless you're a whale or into cucking/NTR. Those are the 2 exceptions it could work for.

>>24457524
Fubuki is your friend

>>24454683
>Why is it so hard to find some good GFE?
Because the term itself is tied to prostitution and escort services. Women who feel one degree away from something they view as demeaning or degrading might not feel comfortable with it. They get called whores and e-thots by assholes often enough as it is.

>>24454683
Amano Nene is the girl you're looking for, she's even planning to memorize her fans birthdays

>>24454683
I don't know, but i've been listening the Bae's Valentine stream on my drive home from work for 2 months to help emotionally destroy me enough to force me to lift.

>>24457524
nene is not my gfe wife?

>>24455233
that's a lot of steps for something supposed to be easier

>>24457524
>>24458248
disregard, didn't see the "." after botan

>>24454683
All women are GFE

>>24458435
I'm not schizo enough for that

/gfe/ general anyone?

>>24454683
Reina, Nene Kawaii production

>>24457639
Yeah, in Japan, the place where all forms of human interaction are so broken that people end paying someone to experience them. You can rent gfs, friends, even parents.

>>24459222
Imagine renting an entire family with your rented gf and not telling anyone there that everyone else is hired. The ultimate awkward family experience.

>>24459222
a small minority uses services like that
it's more fascinating that a large amount of people watch sensationalist clickbait videos about phenomenons like that and think they're now experts on japanese society

Any lewd GFE?
I once saw people calling Silvervale GFE but I'm not too sure about that, is she?

>>24454850
Exactly

>>24459912
Relationship simulation package:
Rent:
1 gf
1 best friend
1 mother
1 father
1 sibling

>>24459222
t.Amerimutt where dating is an instituionalized ritual and no natural human relations are tolerated

She’s not talking to you, she’s talking to the thousands of other lonely losers that are also watching. GFE is retarded.

>>24460367
Your real gf is off fucking other men when you're not home so whats the difference

>>24454683
Just get a hooker their cheaper.

>>24454683
GFE only really works when it's a small indie if you really want to get close
corpos and big chuubas while nice to listen to will never have that attachment

>>24454683
Don't be a cuck your faggot. Either find a real girl or put your energies into a hobby. Don't be a cucked faggot that throws money at Ethots. I fucking hate what hololive did to this hobby.

>>24457731
>>24459205
Agreed, Nene Amano is probably the best gfe around right now. The production kawaii girls are highly underrated and deserve more love

>>24454683
Leave the holobubble already. There are plenty of indies and small corpo vtubers that give exactly what you're looking for, like the angel GF people have been mentioning.
Just this weekend I watched a hag indie do an ASMR stream where she acted out a forceful and aggressive date. You're never going to get a smothering hag GFE in Hololive.

>>24455013
>because i know there's something you want to do
Quite literally the only thing I want from life is to live as many days in lovey dovey passionate crazy love with the same woman as possible
I don't have and have never had any drive or desire or attachment to anything else. I've never wanted to do something for myself, my friends, or my family. I've never had a career or a thing I took an interest in, and no this isn't a "you just gotta find it"- it is an inherent trait of my personality, that I do not care about anything else in the most primal and fundamental level of all. This is who I am. This is how I was made. No amount of meds or therapy can change the foundation of a man, nor would we want it to, because a person is entitled to his identity. And this is my identity I want nothing by passionate, romantic love. I have no other goal. No other purpose. No other passion. No other interest. That's it, and that's all. And it's how I like it.

>>24461865
Not too much though, a lot of them are good because chat doesn't have a ton of people and isn't super fast filled with cringelords

>>24456474
Well it would if you live in the not-west

>>24456367
50-100$ a week

Number based on underage filipino
Dont ask how i know this

I straight up don't understand the appeal of ge

>>24463792
I'm the kind of guy who would rather cuddle than fuck

do your reps and take the dlsite pill

>>24464856
What’s the pink string?

>>24454683
Depends what you mean by good GFE, there's plenty different types out there ready to sell you some affection you just need to dig for the right ones.
>>24457217
The term GFE originates from prostitution, it's like how some fate rich people play the baby with diapers, women would do anything for money.
>>24457620
There's always the option of getting a dog or almost any pet that isn't a cat if you want some genuine love but please don't fuck it.
>>24464856
Based Despair censoring.

>>24454850
>just save 200 dollars, and you can get a high-class prostitute to pretend to be your girlfriend for a whole weekend.
Anon where the fuck do you live that $200 USD buys a high-end hooker for two days.

>>24462867
Enjoy being lonely for the rest of your life, you sound like you'd be a fucking nightmare to be in a relationship with

>>24454683
Try two views with slow chats.
>>24463771
How the fuck do you know this?

>>24466524
That's a rotor.

>>24467759
I'd only be a good fit for somebody like me, yes

>>24469175
Honestly I think you'd find the reality of living with someone as devoid of a life as you sound to not be great, it'd probably quickly turn unpleasant pretty quickly after the initial honeymoon period ended. You want someone who has passions and a life to drag you out of your sad hole and give you a reason to care about something more than the base instinct to reproduce that seems to be the only thing keeping you going

>>24469175
>>24469782
Anon above me got a point, there's a difference between reality and expectations, when you spend decades perfecting your dream scenario while raising the bar higher and higher IRL you end up at a point where you'll never find what you wish for unless you start learning that concessions need to be made and that your potential partner need as much from you that you do from her.

>>24469782
>base instinct to reproduce
You don't understand how I feel at all. I'd even be fine if we literally never had sex as long as neither of us was having any.
And I don't need a life, nor can anybody drag me out of anything, I already told you that this is me and such a life as I described would make me happiest because it is truest to who I am.

>>24470173
>that your potential partner need as much from you that you do from her.
I don't believe I ever said anything that would contradict this
I'm just not interested in a relationship that is as skin-deep as people nowadays seem to enjoy. "Casual" is a dirty word to me. I enjoy commitment. I enjoy investment. I enjoy having my life dependent on another person. Such things are pleasurable for me.

>>24469782
>it'd probably quickly turn unpleasant pretty quickly after the initial honeymoon period ended.
Also, I've had a relationship that lasted 5 years and the honeymoon period never ended for me.

>>24470409
>"Casual" is a dirty word to me. I enjoy commitment. I enjoy investment. I enjoy having my life dependent on another person. Such things are pleasurable for me.
Ok then let's think about this while being grounded for a second.
Do you expect a grown ass girl to give you the love you lacked as a child for no reason ? You're clearly against exchanges of money so it means finding someone you can trust to do so, and unless she sees anything worthy in you there is ZERO reason she'd pick you over someone else who has better charisma, money, prospects etc, that's just how life works, people all want to find their own happiness and even menhera have their own standards.
You might think that it's superficial but don't tell me you'd choose a damp sock with a hole in it instead of a fresh and clean one.

>>24470763
>Do you expect a grown ass girl to give you the love you lacked as a child for no reason ?
Do you expect me to respond seriously to this post?

>>24470950
Not my problem, never was.

>>24470763
>You might think that it's superficial but don't tell me you'd choose a damp sock with a hole in it instead of a fresh and clean one.
Also, people aren't socks

>>24470994
Then why ask for a conversation in your first sentence?

>>24470950
>>24470994
>>24471097
Calm down Anon, take a breath.
I'm just a random guy you didn't even meet online trying to give you a reality check, how you take it is up to you.

>>24471185
I'm perfectly aware of reality and everything you've said has completely missed its mark. Your inability to remember basic things said ITT not even 10 posts about yours is your issue, but because I'm kind let me remind you
>I'd only be a good fit for somebody like me, yes

>>24470303
No, I think I do understand to some extent, you just didn't get what I meant by "base instinct to reproduce", I didn't mean it as you just want a girl to fuck, You've given up on everything else and all that remains is your desire for the opposite sex in some form, even if not overtly sexual. That to me sounds like the only thing driving you is the instinct to reproduce. But anyway, I don't really care to try and convince you to try and change or anything. You seem completely locked in this retarded mindset so I doubt some faggot on 4chan will convince you that you can be more. I hope you find your mythical perfect woman that fills the hole in your soul some day anon

>>24471528
>That to me sounds like the only thing driving you is the instinct to reproduce.
I don't really care to continue the conversation either, but surely you must realize how retarded this sounds?
Romance is not predicated upon the desire to reproduce. It's a spiritual thing. Affection from the opposite sex is beautiful because of the beauty of codependency with no space separating the two of you. Pair bonding. I'm not sure how a person can be so blind to that, irrespective of my personal take.
>I hope you find your mythical perfect woman that fills the hole in your soul some day anon
If she's mythical and perfect I guess so am I

>>24471755
Man I feel sorry for GFEs now.
Imagine having to deal with thousands of guys like him on a daily basis to make ends meet and not thinking about alcohol.

>>24471882
If they don't enjoy it then it's entirely their fault for doing it in the first place.

>>24471882
>Imagine having to deal with thousands of guys like him on a daily basis
Also, you said this mindset was "mythical and perfect" so how can there be thousands of guys with this mindset?

>>24471755
>Romance is not predicated upon the desire to reproduce.
Then why does no one believe me when I try to tell them I only want to romance little girls? I just want to get spiritual with them, where's the harm in that?

>>24472167
Did you actually think made sense while typing it or are you just shitposting
Please be shitposting

>>24472166
Not the anon that made the comment about feeling sorry for GFE chuubas. Just wanted to clarify I didn't mean your mindset was mythical and perfect, just the girl who could put up with your mindset would be have to mythical and perfect, you're a broken mess.

>>24472403
>men can be dependent on women
>women can't be dependent on men
ogey

>>24471528
>faggot on 4chan will convince you that you can be more
There's no such thing as 'more' and you couldn't even define it if you tried, anon

>>24459912
Shhh. Some executive at FOX will hear you and we'll end up watching "ITTADAKIMASU: My Rented Life!" next season. A reality show with subtitles, the final frontier...

>>24455013
Nice segue.

>>24454683
You wanted good GFE?
Here's your good GFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0QNmC9GKEg

It's completely fake but it's the best in the industry

>>24474213
>best in the industry

>>24474213
>it's the best in the industry
lol

>>24454850
>5000 other
dumb holobrony

>>24474541
>>24474764
He probably meant "Hololive" industry

>>24474846
That makes the point even dumber. Unless you mean HoloEN.
But who the fuck would watch HoloEN for GFE

>>24454683

OP needs this >>24250987

>>24474213
Wow did any of the other EN's do anything like this before?

>>24455031
let me give you the best advice anyone will ever give you:
don't be an autist
You can thank me in 4 years

>>24476836
There was this one but she didnt really commit to it beyond the opening and ending sequence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OXNwh_Wm0

>>24475544
Me
t. Sapbeat

>>24477620
Unironically you deserve better.

>>24475737
>still doing GFE
she learned nothing

>>24478539
>still
She tripled down on it after she realized how her gachikoi are the only people in the world that she can trust.

>>24476836
everyone did something for Valentine's but I don't think anyone went as far as Bae, although she did make sure to let everyone know it was all roleplay and an one off thing

>>24455031
at least you're honest and i respect you for that

>>24454797
idk if this is anon or if this is lamy, but i think this is anon that has /become/ lamy

>>24460558
holy shit your perception of women is so warped

>>24480964
/become/ is a dumb /vt/ meme
GFE is actually what Lamy is

>>24480964
Oh crap. I'm found. I can explain.

Are tubers killing anime?

>>24454850
>just save 200 dollars, and you can get a high-class prostitute to pretend to be your girlfriend for a whole weekend.
Where the fuck do you live, Vietnam?

>>24454850
>just save 200 dollars, and you can get a high-class prostitute to pretend to be your girlfriend for a whole weekend.
which shithole do you live in holy shit