/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>2444266
>GFE
None. Its unhealthy if you have romantic feelings with an anime streamer online. Its already bad if you a 2d waifu. But a vtuber? Now thats worse because not only is she real, you have a fuckton of paypigs fighting over her with money. Plus, who knows if she has a bf irl as well. Look, anon. What im saying here is that dont fall in love with any vtuber. Like, at all. Dont worry, you'll find that special someone out there. I believe in you!

See pic.

>>2444283
She's not my oshi but this anon is probably right. Rushia is a very sweet girl that is easy to gosling over.

>>2444387
No matter what the schizos here say, keep being based, anon.

>>2444387

>>2444387
based

>>2444266
Don't believe in >>2444387 op, you only have one way to be with your Oshi, you know what you have to do

>>2444266
She was born for this
https://streamable.com/32d8iq
https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3

>>2444283
I feel that yeah, best pick as she clearly understands her character but does not use it to push for tier 3 and/or large donations like Mori

>>2444387
That is the hard truth, but sometimes you need a bit of an escape, just make sure you dont get stuck in it I suppose

>>2444387
I'm 25, ugly, and only make 75k a year, it's over for me

>>2444712
That's already a lot in this economy, my dude

>>2444727
Not with how ugly I am.

>>2444387
>Dont worry, you'll find that special someone out there. I believe in you!
T. Isn't 27 fat bald and unemployed

>>2444387
based beyond believe

>>2444387
This post was good until "Dont worry, you'll find that special someone out there. I believe in you!". This objectively cannot happen.

>>2444387
based and truthpilled

>>2444387
I refuse.

>>2444387
>3DPD worshipper
Back to your containment board
>>>/r9k/

>>2444712
It's never over. Always keep in mind, no matter how ugly, old, how much of a virgin, cuck or loser you are, as long as you have some bucks, you can get yourself a cute thai girl.

>>2444387
Very true, being a gosling is not helathy but this anons don't have much options in terms of having a romantic experience
>Dont worry, you'll find that special someone out there.
Yeah, i don't know about that lad.

>>2444840
So what you're saying is that I can find some impoverished girl and give her a 2D model to be my exclusive vtuber? The Yagoo method, I like it.

>>2444387
You aren't wrong but there's a reason why it's called "GFE" and not just "girlfriend." Hopefully everyone buying into it knows that the chuuba is not literally their girlfriend. Also hopefully everyone that does this are people who have good reasons for giving up, but that's rarely the case.

Plus, it's not like everyone does this permanently, anyway. Lots are going to lose interest once more people can go out and start socializing with others normally again.

>>2444840
this but if all you have is money dont pursue a western girl, they have been fucking destroyed on purpose

>>2444387
Anon I don't think it's bad as long as you dont take it s seriuous as a real GF, if your brain can make a separate illusion for a chuuba GFE i dont see anything wrong with it, if the illusion or fantasy breaks, all you will get is a week feeling down, and probably move on. but until that the benefits are quite high for mental health as long as you arent an actual schyzo, feeling some love is good, even better if the chuuba gives them back, even if it's a fantasy.

>hide the normalfag
>almost every post gone
Please stop biting, retards...
>>2444283
This
>>2444567
and that, even though Miko is her oshi she's really going for that GFE

>>2444266
kek. i cant believe that people itt are getting depressed because this guy >>2444387
told everyone that theyll find their "special someone" jesus, you people REALLY ARE losers

>>2444975

Pretty sure indies are better in gfe than corp tubers.

>>2444387
Beyond Based.

>>2445025
I don't follow any that do it though, care to share?

>>2444975
Where do you think you are

>>2444840
A friend of mine went on several trips to SEA and he said that there's just like tons of sad white guy expats hanging out in bars being depressed about their lives with their clearly disinterested local girlfriends so I mean I don't know if that's the life, either. I guess if your one and singular goal is cute girlfriend that's fine.

>>2444975
>told everyone that theyll find their "special someone"
The issue is that this won't happen. He's lying.

>>2444752
>save up to go to south korea and get plastic surgery
>???
>profit

>>2445064
Sadly for you it's member only. Uto's latest ASMR stream was better GFE than anything I heard from any other vtubers.

>>2445115
>leech non indie

>>2445155
Well, fuck you then, this is why you don't get nice things.

>>2445094
You can't have it all man, it's always about the way you look at life. There are rich celebrities with banger wives that are just as unhappy as those dudes hanging out there in those bars. Count your blessings and be happy with what you have, but always try to strive for something better without beating yourself over for not measuring up to all your expectations.

>>2445115
>>2445155
>>2445174
Lmao

>>2444266
Annoying Orange

>>2444975
t. 13 years old
sorry to break it to you kiddo but plenty of people die alone, even people that arent ugly or poor. and most people who do get married end up divorced or in a loveless marriage, very few people find their "special someone"

>>2445177
>There are rich celebrities with banger wives that are just as unhappy as those dudes hanging out there in those bars.
This is the dumbest hot take I ever read and I see it all the time. Do you actually think that folk with trophy wives living in $10m mansions with a powerful job and anything he could ever want at his fingertips can feel even a tiny fraction of the depression of the 50yo bricklayer that moved to thailand for a confidence scam?

>>2445208
Not a VTuber
>>>/co/

>>2444387
this but the way I go about it is I motivate myself to become a better man so I can move to Japan and somehow defy all odds and meet my oshi's roommate and marry her (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

>>2444975
>you people REALLY ARE losers
We are on a board where grown ass men talk about women who pretend to be anime girls and throw money at them. What type of fucking people do you think browse this place.

>>2445412
hedonic treadmill

Which Niji offers the best GFE? Roa was the best daughter experience, but she has unfortunately died.

>>2445412
100% this >>2445521

>>2444266
Choco destroys them all

There is nothing wrong with wanting and enjoying a chuuba GFE

>>2445521
>>2445611
Idiotic idea, rich folk with """"depression"""" from not getting their $1m bonus this quarter can easily afford the best of professional therapy. It's a literal non issue.

>GFE with 2d

What kind of end game do you expect? I see only 2 options: you stop this 2d bullshit love or suicide, nothing else.

>>2445677
having depression=!understanding you have a problem and looking for help

>>2444387
Based. I watch my chuubas for entertainment only and on my journey to find real gf.

>>2445490
t.Deadbeat
How can the biggest go-getters in the EN community be this retarded

>>2445765
implying their medical experts on retainer won't notice for them

>>2444567
>https://files.catbox.moe/8x5l7a.mp3
That was one of the most unpleasant things I've ever heard.

>>2445852
Who was that? Was that Darth Vader having sex?

>>2445834
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, I'm ichimi

>>2445734
T. Can't understand what a fantasy is.

You don't deserve it

>>2444266
Polka’s members-only streams are pretty good for that, if you’re alright with a bit of menhera.

>>2445677
>>2445412
You don't need hot takes or asume anything, just read the real biographies of rich people. Lots of them committed suicide, divorced multiple times, got in the jail. Thinking that money is everything is very close-minded, Jesus, this is a milenia old solved problem, just read a couple good books and watch not only anime shit on youtube.

>>2444758
27 isn't that old. You can lose weight. Plenty of women like bald men.

>>2446040
The real biographies are all the same bullshit. "I came from nothing but then I got my big break but it wasn't all I hoped for so I turned to drink and drugs"
Pathetic really, especially when you're surrounded by the best medical care money can buy

>>2446102
>Plenty of women like bald men.
pic rel?

>>2446040
fucking tired of hearing that "money isn't everything" cope
even if money doesn't fix everything, most people walking this earth will never even come close to realizing their full potential because at some point in their life they will inevitably kneel to the pressure of having to achieve financial security and end up in a job they don't like in the least just to make ends meet

>>2444387
Hello? Based Department? You won't believe we found... We found him. We found the guy you're looking for. It's the one...

>>2446128
Theres that one british guy that plays the same role in every movie. Just don't be fat and LEAN INTO YOUR BALDNESS. It's only pathetic if you try to cope with a couple errant strands or if you try to cover a MASSIVE bald patch.

>>2446102
>27 isn't that old
Wrong it's basically on deaths door. Social life ends at 24
>You can lose weight
For what purpose? I lost 50KG then put 30KG back on since I was still a depressed sad sack faggot
>Plenty of women like bald men.
Absolute cope, women want men with long luscious hair, bald just shows bad genetics and anyone that says women like it are either settling for the fattest most desperate whores that will say anything to keep what little companionship they can find, or are deluding themselves into not committing seppuku

>>2446181
>bro just be Jason Statham
you mean a handsome man with money and power is attractive despite his shit hairline? Say it isn't so

>>2446161
Having money means you have one less thing to be insecure about. It's like being tall or having a big dick, you're just insecure about one less thing, you still have everything else.

>>2446219
except you can live without a big dick or being tall, not so much without being able to put food on your table

>>2444266
Don't look for it.
It'll find you.
Just watch the Vtubers you like. If one of 'em really appeals to you, well, she's the one.

>>2446161
Money still can't buy you happiness though. Like you've noticed, it will remove some reasons that would make your life worse but everything it does to make your life "better" will pretty soon just be your norm. If you don't struggle to scrap together money every month to make rent, you're not gonna be all that more happy if you were rich.

>>2446191
27 is only old if you're a cringe emo /mu/fag. 35 is when you should go into panic mode.
>>2446217
Yeah dude let me bring up men I know IRL who are bald and considered attractive/have hot GFs. Just an example of a look that works. Litterally go for a walk unless you live in bumfuck nowhere.

>>2446219
>when you're short with a small dick and no money but faggots keep saying you'll find "the one" eventually

>>2446307
My dick is big, I'm tall, and I make 100k(not rich but comfortable). I am just as much of a loser as anyone on this board, I take my meds though.

>>2446418
>100K isn't rich
eat shit faggot, I make less than 20K don't pretend you're one of us

>>2446428
>don't pretend you're one of us
Not that anon, but if you think a bunch of the big supachatters aren't on this board then you're mistaken.

>>2446161
>fucking tired of hearing that "money isn't everything" cope

If you tired of something it's your own problem. It's like "I'm tired of teachers saying that doing drugs and having sex at 13 without condoms is bad", duh, eat that shit up, kiddo, this shit is up all the time for a reason.

You need money only for funadmental things. You only need around $500 - $10000 per month depending on the city, family size, health problems. I make way above 10k per month and those money does not solve a real shit in my life. But I know what steps I need to make for my happiness and money has nothing to do with it.

>>2446466
>haha I'm rich as fuck but trust me bro being secure financially has nothing to do with my enormous success
fuck off and die

>>2446466
>If you tired of something it's your own problem
incredible of you to say this when you claim you're well off but still not happy
how retarded are you? I'm making a point about how a lot of people don't have the resources to be able to spend their time figuring out their happiness
if you have the resources and you haven't sorted your shit out, you're a nigger

>>2446428
I used to make 15k a year as a student. I am not anymore happy making 100k now as I was then.

>>2446102
Even my unemployed manlet friends who live with their parents have way more success with women than my bald ass does, and I have a decently well paying job and am tall

>>2444266
Founding out my favorite chuuba was for real lesbian was a huge relief for me. Instantly killed any gfe vibes I had.

>>2446554
I still love the elite. She's a good girl and is amusing.

>>2446554
room mate stuff or admitted on stream?
who is it?

>>2445177
My reply was less an argument that you can't be happy with a cute SEA girlfriend (you definitely can) and more that it's not like the surefire plan that anon was painting it to be, and in fact might be a sadistic trap anon is setting for his own personal amusement. You know, like most posts here.

I don't think anyone who is that navel gazing about their own shortcomings is going to have the insight to not still be profoundly unhappy when they finally get something resembling what they think they want.

>>2444266
Rushia, but Polka, Lamy, Mio, and (in the remotest sense) Flare and Luna, are each close behind. Towa also counts if you want the, "We both just wanted a girlfriend/boyfriend, and didn't think past that" experience.

>>2444266
Alice!

>>2444387
>who knows if she has a bf irl as well
My wife Alice is SEISO unlike your WHORE oshi. Cope harder turbocuck.

>>2446626
taking the SEA pill is just admitting you're completely unattractive in every conventional sense to the point you need to move down several tiers from the west and buy a cheap knockoff from the third world to cope

>>2446191

>>2446632
Okayu sometimes lays on the dere a little thick and Festival often tries to bait people.

>>2446655
I think being self aware about how ugly and undatable you are is millions of times better than being a bitter incel.

>>2444758
The same but 35

>>2446474
>rich as fuck

This is middle class for my country, and I'm 30+, nothing special. If you can't get to middle class, welp, good luck.

>>2446502
I don't see your point. If you really think that whrn you get 1kk dollars you will get Pekora or whatever as your wife and live happily ever after then good luck to you too, kiddo, you on a ride to find out that you are bigger nigger than me.

>>2446685
t. lives in Bangkok and pays a whore to pretend to like him

>>2446554
That's why she's collabing with Marine nowadays, she's more opened for it than the incel pekora

>>2444266
Come on.
Can't you even select the girl yourself?
That's a bad attitude. Girl want to feen she is unique, not that anyone would be ok for you.

>>2446715
Nah, not really my thing. I've donated sperm to cover my "leaving a legacy" autism and I get sexually satisfied with actual whores.

>>2444387
>you'll find that special someone out there
stop telling these shitty generic advices, they dont mean anything
not everyone will fall in love and "find the special one", kys

>>2446655
See this is exactly what I'm talking about, anon doing his best impression of a literal schizophrenic's command hallucination.

>>2446701
>If you can't get to middle class, welp, good luck.
middle class is gone in the west, you're either scum or hyper rich. America is the only place left that has any semblance of a middle class anymore, in Europe there isn't really any path out of the poorest places, since our economies are based on tourism and financial services

>>2444452
based kiryu

>>2444452
What are the options?
>fall for a Vtuber who you'll never meet, but you can fantasize about
>try to talk to real women and have them reject you or be scared of you
That last part sounds like a (You) problem obviously, but you could be a saint and it won't fucking matter. You don't have to worry about that with Vtubers. Is it unhealthy? Absolutely. Is it escapism? Of course.
But if you just keep it a fantasy but try not to lose yourself too much, well, surely it can't be that bad.

Polka is top tier, as she has mentioned she is as dependent on external validation from her fanbase as they are on her affectionate personality. She's a real sweetheart to her members, always writing cute messages for them and doing her extremely romantic ASMR. It's very comfy, as she's intimate and treats her fans as a collective rather than picking out those who donate the most or anything like that. By virtue of spending time with Polka and cheering her on, she loves you.

I need this thread to be banned.
I don't come here to spoil my mood.
All this shit about IRL relationships doesn't belong here anyway.

>>2444387
I'll never stop loving this fukken cat

>>2444712
>>2444758
>>2444806
>>2444896
>>2446773
I see... Well, at least you're honest at yourselves. That I can commend. After all, we've got to wake up from our fantasies sometimes and we cant run from the truth forever.

>>2444266
Anyone except Fubuki

>>2444387
This but mostly because I bring myself to romanticize or sexualize my oshi cause she reminds me too much of my sister

>>2446961
Kek. Seethe harder

>>2444387
This but mostly because can't I bring myself to romanticize or sexualize my oshi cause she reminds me too much of my sister

>>2446982
>>2447006
Nice save, anon

>>2446847
The second one Is temporary pain, the first is a never ending imprisoning agony, if my experiences with people tell me anything is that there's someone for everyone, no Matter how disgusting they are like holy fuck man I've seen 10/10 girls fawn over ugly fat bastards with barely any financial prospects, and 10/10 men obsessed with la ogre looking girls, but they seemed happy so who am I to judge.
also what the fuck is up with German dudes and trying to marry the ugliest Mexican girl they can find even tho there's tons of great looking Mexican girls around who are willing and ready to go?

>>2447025
I damn my dyslexia every day
But today I remembered that you can delete your own posts on 4chan

>all this bullshit about money and not having a cute anime girlfriend and middle class
pfft, you wanna play pity party? try having a serotonin deficiency since you were born and only learning happiness and several other emotions when you're fucking into late 24.
Be fucking happy you can be fucking happy and shut the fuck up, and if you can't be happy anyway, go gachikoi on a hololive like any sane person does. It's healthier than wallowing in regret and anger at least.

>>2447224
You can still see deleted posts on 4chanx.

>>2447267
>wah wah I can't be happy at all
Try being depressed for 15 years finally seeing a different doctor from the one that just wants you to take jew pills and they tell you actually bro it's just anger management

>>2446961
Fubuki is the best GFE cause just like real like she'll reject me every time and insist she just wants to stay friends

>>2447267
I don't want to let go of my rage though

>>2447520
>didn't read up on what serotonin deficiency is, and what it causes
I've literally (literally *literally*) been depressed my entire life.
Plenty of doctors who didn't help, had the courage to try again even after the trauma since desperate to reach whatever the fuck it was everyone else had, and one of the meds finally worked.
My point is that if you're capable of being happy, which you likely chemically are, shut the fuck up and use it. All I see here are whiny faggots who have everything open to them but box themselves into a hole.

>>2447578
rage is the only emotion I have left, the rest of the time I'm just numb

>>2446777
Implying this isn't the actual thought process I go through when my self esteem dips low enough to consider a SEA bitch

>>2446887
It's a really bad thread. I regret my posts here and it was derailed by a /v/ role player.

>>2447660
>is actually depressed
>anons call me role playing
cheers bud

I avoided this pretty easily. I like a range of chuubas and don't really watch most things from any one of them.

>>2444838
but having romantic feelings for a vtuber has a lot of the problems 3DPD has. Objectively almost worse. Stay with your normal 2D waifu but jesus getting feelings for vtubers is sad and pathetic

You are nothing to her

>>2448740
Only if you actually have any desire for their roommate or donate to them. Treating them as characters in the same way you separate an anime character from their seiyuu is fine.

>>2448798
SOON

>>2444712
>75k a year for one person
bro, live your life. Unless you're fucked over by debt, I guess

>>2444387
>Dont worry, you'll find that special someone out there. I believe in you!

triple of luck

>>2449002
hahaha

>>2446879
that creates schizos like this

>>2449176
Based dedicated anon I wish I had that level of love for my oshi

>>2448798
>This is the most romantic and sexually-enticing picture you will ever find.
>ywn marry Marine

>>2449195
you don't? what's stopping you from moving over there?

>>2449176
Yeah, that's bad.
I'm huge into codependence and parasocial relationships, but in the end wouldn't that just hurt the one you love, especially if the entire premise is that in polka's case, she (allegedly) loves the collective, and by extension you?

>>2449251
I'm not man enough for her, I need to get /fit/ so she can't refuse me

>>2449251
Not him, but my oshi actively attempts to filter us. Fucking JOPs...

>>2449323
well get to it, you're gonna need a lot of reps to bridal carry your wife on the wedding day

>>2449361
I'm strongfat atm mate, no problem lifting my 43kg oshi
issue is her finding my 5 incher through the gut

>>2444477
>75k
>Single
Unless you're in a blue state, you are basically wealthy. There are families who live off on 17k a year.

>>2444712
>>2444752
Go to one of the poorer SEA countries and instantly get yourself a clinically retarded, curveless 5/10 wife.

>>2445973
sauce on that text?

>>2449713
tfw too poor to buy a 5ft SEA wife and force her to do instathot tier butt workouts and buy her high quality bolt on tits

>>2449585
You quoted the wrong post, but I make about the same in a low cost of living area, and yeah, it's comfortable living. Just alone.

>>2449713
The advantage to chuubas is that they wont try to divorce me to take half my assets after they get their citizenship.

>>2449794
It's up to you to keep your wife. Even if she's a very unambitious catch, you're getting yourself stuck with her for, ideally, the rest of your life. Unless you're a terrible judge of character and gravitate to the nearest financial predator, lots of poor SEA girls just dream of having a (relative to them) wealthy husband and half-white kids. You have the advantage of them not having modern western attitudes towards marriage and gender roles, which is a lot more than you get with most relationships in the west.

>want a gf
>despise women with every fibre of my being
Rushia is my favourite

>ctrl+f
>no Nina
Nina

>>2450348
I too gosling for Nina (Ninaninin on Twitch), and I'm ok with it!

>>2450117
EOP here. What makes Rushia one of the best at providing GFE fuel?

>>2444266

>gosling thread
>it's actually just a stealth /r9k/ thread

>>2451223
idk bro there's just something about the way she violently flips between happy and raging metal idol makes my heart happy

>>2451439
like there's any difference

>>2444452
Coco-chi...

>>2444712
Unless you live in california or some other commie state you still got a lot to live for with that dosh

>>2444452
Kiryu canonically a cucked virgin

>>2451875
like most chads his advice is empty at best

>>2451825
Blue city in a red state. Financially I'm pretty comfortable, but I'll never be able to afford a home, won't ever have sex without paying for it, hate my job, and just don't have much that really brings happiness to my life besides random hedonistic shit (much of which is still limited due to Covid anyways)

>>2446903
stay away she's mine

>>2446191
>After 24 ur social life ded like mine
>Me fat so u can't be slim EVER!!!
>Women no like bald, even if bald buff or handsome cuz genes and shit can confirm
First time I actually call someone Incel because he 100% FITS the description even if the political groups made the word overblown.

>>2452648
Incels are a definite groups and are not overblown at all, the population of incels grows at an alarming rate as women are more and more comfortable being side bitches well into their 30s

>>2444266
Depends on what kind of GFE you're looking for. Ame for example is the moody type that can flip-flop between sweet & infuriating in the span of 30 seconds.
>Stargazing.
>Now meteor shower.
VERY sweet.

>>2452648
bald buff is the ultimate cope pls look at my extremely vain body because I have shit genetics and need to work 50x as hard as anyone else to be even considered as a romantic partner

>>2449176
>YWN be this based and determined to try to go for, work for and marry a woman you absolutely adore in a co-dependant life long relationship.
Based and PolPilled.

>>2452821
>bald buff is the ultimate cope pls look at my extremely vain body because I have shit genetics and need to work 50x as hard as anyone else to be even considered as a romantic partner
>pls look at my extremely vain body because I have shit genetics and need to work 50x as hard as anyone else
Isn´t that just /fit/ and even normie gym goers?

>>2452927
Nah there's a difference between maintaining your chad genetics and being a fucking bald goblin with shit tier skeletomuscual development trying to hang with the actual chads. Everyone can smell the desperation

Ame

>>2452987
>chad genetics
>He fell for the master race meme
KEK

>>2453028
>anyone can be chad it's just a state of mind t. 5'3 filipino

>>2444387
If a vtuber is found to have a boyfriend she is dead to me and she should be dead to you. If you disagree and continue giving her viewership LET ALONE watching her without adblock enabled LET ALONE actually being her paypig cuck simp by donating to her, you should seriously kill yourself.

this will be quads, remenber me

>>2453374
failure

>>2453138
do unicorns really?

whats' gfe

>>2453624
Green Ford Explorer

>>2453624
gunt fuck enema

>>2453647
>>2453669
That would be Coco then

>>2453624
Grand Flying Ebola

>>2444387
I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>2451875
Do you also believe that Kiryu never killed anyone?

>>2453775
meds are a consipriatsy to make your oshi haate you

>>2444387
Holy fucking based. I hate all you R9K fags you have ruined vtubing. GFE is the most laziest content a vtuber can do. but you fags eat it up because your that pathetic

>>2444975
>you people REALLY ARE losers
I'm not a loser because I have chosen not to play the game of my own free will. I have broken free of the chains. (((They))) no longer own me.

>>2453828
Absolutely. what kind of fucking pussy dies from getting shot 20 times? Probably rubber bullets anyway

>>2453138
If a VTuber has a boyfriend she is DEAD. Period. Killed. Murdered. Life actually ended. Six feet under.

I want to kill them. I want to kill all of them. Whores. They're all whores. I want to kill those whores.

>>2444509
shouldn't that be calli?

>>2444955
wait when did she say miko was her oshi?

>>2446554
Not only are you not alone in how you feel, you actually are in the majority. Did you see the results of the survey she did a while back? The majority of the respondents said they viewed her as either an idol or a baby. Girlfriend was dead last in terms of the number of responses to that question. Likewise, for another question that asked the respondent to answer whether they viewed her romantically, the majority of responses actually said no.

>>2446191
bruh this is actually so wrong, how old are you?

>>2453988
I agree anon, we need to remove them all, kill them, eat their bones to steal their souls so they can never retenter this plane of existence.

>>2453944
Are you on lunch break, Kashiwagi-san?

>>2454149
27 can you not read

>>2446428
This is a vtuber board not r9k dude.

>>2454054
Miko or Coco, she couldn't choose actually

>>2454261
All boards are /r9k/ now.

>>2454261
why are you confused that a vtuber board is full of life failures

>>2446446
If you think the big superchatters arent the poor people in this thread youre mistaken. One of the biggest reasons poor people are poor is that they do stupid things with their moneyt.

>>2449794
that's what a prenup is for anon.

>>2454394
Wrong go back to your containment Board

>>2454435
someone post the payslip where a mcdonalds employee supas his entire stimulus check

>>2454436
prenups are thrown out in court at the first mention of "emotional abuse"

>>2454452
We will rise up.

>>2454207
Yikes, Im 27 and have more friends and sex than back in highschool or university.

>>2454261
why are you surprised that a board dedicated for baacharus would be filled with ronery /blog/posters?

>>2454504
Here's a protip: Corpses don't get alimony. Kill your wife, the law of God gives you the moral authority to.

>>2454671
never had sex only a few friends left over from hs havent' had a job that's paid more than mimimum wage and I've been living with my mother since 2008

>>2454536
nigga you cant even get a job or talk to a woman

>>2454705
>getting married in the first place

>>2454710
That's on you, retard.

>>2454744
don't need a job or to talk to women to make pipe bombs

>>2454536
You can't even rise up out of your chair because of all your fat rolls buddy.

>>2454744
We will take the money and the women. Our patience has its limits, Chad.

>>2454752
Hence why I'm so pissed at retards claiming "everyone finds that special someone" when it's clearly such a retarded storybook take

>>2454814
Good luck, I can afford personal security and own multiple firearms

>>2454804
Laugh if you want. You won't when you get put to the firing squad for your abhorrent crimes against incelkind.

>>2454846
IRA style van mounted mortars can defeat any personal security from 1000 yards

>>2453624
Get Fucked Enma

>>2454826
You're technically right. The correct wording should be "Everyone CAN FIND their special someone". You are perfectly capable of doing so within your lifetime, and you don't even need to put it as your single lifegoal. If you don't it's not because "it's over", or "you're genetically unable", it's just because you actively chose not to like a coward.

>>2455053
It was over by the time I left HS, every choice I've made since I was about 5 years old has been isolating from my peers and it's over a decade too late to change that

>>2454846
Our boundless hatred will not be denied. Your rentacops are no match for us.

>>2455109
Love will always trump hate you retarded incel

>tfw you make six figures but are too socially awkward and low in confidence to meet girls

>>2447900
I was talking about the Joshua Graham poster, anon, not you.

>>2444266
GFE is absolute garbage, the lowest form of content that a chuuba can make appealing to the lowest common denominator

>>2456148
lol fag

>>2444387
GFE fags on suicide watch

>>2451875
>Every phone booth minigame substory
>That night with Kaoru

>>2444387
fuck off norman

>>2456248
>he thinks Kiryu getting fucked in the ass by a tranny and losing hp is canon
bruh

>>2444975
I Know right, you get so accustomed to seeing people acting as ironic losers that its kind of funny when you find people that have actually given up on life, i don't have an issue with people that are going through hardships but straight up giving up because you are fat or some shit is pretty pathetic

>>2445101
Its called being encouraging, and sure not everyone literally finds a "special someone" but you sure as hell have better chances of doing so by not sitting on your ass being moody about how life is a bitch to you while doing nothing at all to change it

>>2444387
Ame unironically wants this for her goslings which only makes them (us) gosling even harder

>>2444975
You sound like a tourist.
Fuck off

>>2456406
>He thinks substories are not canon

>>2453624
giga faggot extraordinaire

>>2446534
the problem is most likely not the baldness it is because you are an unlikeable autist

>>2453624
it stand for ||Girl Friend Experience||

>ITT: proto-cucks whining about not winning any life lotteries when their attitudes make it obvious that they wouldn't succeed no matter what handicaps they're given
It truly has nothing to do with your height, the money you make, or the size of your unwashed penis, because the only thing that matters is not being a robot incel who gets off on identifying as the robot incel from a Hollywood movie. Don't call it a grave, it's the future you chose.

>>2452464
Back of the line

>>2456812
Best Post ITT

The sooner you accept that you're broken, that you will never have a gf, and that you aren't cut out for normie shit, the sooner you can be happy in your isolation. Just like me.

https://youtu.be/1v-xxcuIUCc?t=2153

>>2444283
just discovered this bitch and can only find like 3 videos, is the rest for members only?

>>2460391
This is the ASMR she did in only her underwear because the soundproofed room she was in was too warm, by the way.

>>2460031
Normie shit is garbage, (You) can and should aim for something better

>>2444387
Based burned man.

>>2444387
It won't work, Ame.

>>2444266
I finally watched this movie and now I understand.

My oshi is real enough to me. She's real in my heart. And that's all that matters.

>>2444387
They hated him because he spoke the truth

>>2444266
私

>>2444266
Gundou unironically

>>2468854
Isn't she more along the line of, "Ex you're still friends with"?

>>2456812
>It truly has nothing to do with the money you make

Genuinely the most deluded post in the entire topic

Pochi-goya thread?
You mean Gosling thread.

>>2470161
its so funny how Pochi's threads are so different with /a/'s Mommy Isekai threads

>>2456524
Only normalfags think empty "encouraging" words mean anything. Accept it and move on.

>>2444975
there's no such thing as a special someone in the modern world full of hedonists who are used to instantaneous gratification provided by multinationals who in turn want them to consoom their products till they're dry. The average Anime otaku is especially notorious for being one for obvious reasons so what do you expect exactly?

>>2445412
>Do you actually think that folk with trophy wives living in $10m mansions with a powerful job and anything he could ever want at his fingertips can feel even a tiny fraction of the depression of the 50yo bricklayer

Unnironically yes. As that brick layer at one point who got lucky and retired early you will feel like shit if your woman doesn't love you and despite all that money you can't buy friends or companionship. Everyone around you is fake and looking for a cut of your money especially the women. Sex becomes tiresome as you get older because it's just momentary pleasure and not long term. I just want a woman who understands me and I can cuddle up to sometimes. But I'm rich and ugly. So whilst I can have all the whores and gold diggers I will never find a true lover who shares similar interests to me. So all I have are Vtubers who aren't even real people and just putting on an act.

>>2470541
>RPing

>It's another "I fucking hate women" episode

>>2470649
If it can happen to me it can happen to the autist who thinks his shit doesn't stink on an image board.

>>2444712
I'm 32, make $120k a year, and I'm still a virgin. Trust me anon it's not going to get any better. Love is just a lie invented by Hollywood to trick gullible idiots in believing fairy tales like love at first sight, puppy love, soul mates, lovers first kiss, and cuddling with someone at night.

You have to learn to live for yourself, be your own man, free yourself from this biological curse the plagues the minds of men and achieve self actualization. They say you have to learn to live yourself before you can love others but the truth is nobody in this world will ever love you so have to love yourself because it's the only way to survive.

>>2470674
if you don't hate women, it's because you've never given them some real thought or you're a blind idiot

>>2471008
Or we just accept that women are women and move on.

>>2470826
>women issues AND family issues
JUST

>>2445771
You dropped this crown, king

>>2471096
>move on
you don't "move on" from knowing things dipshit
either you choose to stay ignorant, or it sinks in and changes your worldview

>>2471204
>you don't "move on" from knowing things dipshit
I don't emotionally shackle myself.
>either you choose to stay ignorant, or it sinks in and changes your worldview
>Dogs sometimes bite kids
WOW. I CAN FEEL MY WORLDVIEW CHANGING. DOGS ARE ANATHEMA. THE RURAL CHINESE WERE RIGHT. DOMESTICATION WAS OUR WORST MISTAKE.

>>2471204
this >>2471312 anon is right, yes women are dumb whores but you don't have to think about it 24/7 and just live your life you dumb niggery incel

>>2471348
But what if I want kids? The problem is that we still haven't figured out how to reproduce asexually as a species.

>>2471348
>hurr
no one said anything about seething about women 24/7
the implication is that every time henceforth that you interact with women you'll always have those nagging thoughts in the back of your head about how women work

>>2471389
Technically, we have something close enough, but asexual reproduction would create severe developmental issues in any child.
>>2471434
>the implication is that every time henceforth that you interact with women you'll always have those nagging thoughts in the back of your head about how women work
And it becomes quieter over time.
Just move on.

this thread is exactly why you need to call a hooker and have sex right now

>>2471580
>JUST COOM INCEL! ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE COOM! DON'T THINK JUST COOM!

>>2444266
dunno
but I wanna hug the menhera

Ame is always so happy despite everything going wrong for her
She's honest about her flaws which makes her feel more real and less like she's wearing a mask

>>2444266
Mori is pretty good

>>2446887
Okay

I'd fucking kill to get a girlfriend like Anya gain.

Sora made a gosling out of me

>>2472659
only care and support for our menhera

marines prob easily the most gfe one and people dont even realize because she doesnt do the "xD dont cheat on me with another girl, im all you need right?" shtick. when shes just casually chatting in a relaxed tone and doing her little whining voice and complaining about mundane shit like muscle pain and wrinkles then randomly moaning and talking about being horny or burst out laughing is peak gfe

>>2477438
She is gay

>>2446909
Zion yo...

>>2471468
ive tried my best to "move on" but it just turned me into an apathetic autist. i have to dial back all my emotional responses to appear normal because my actual opinions are black pilled as fuck

>>2477490
I think Marine is desperate for attention be it a girl or boy. She just wants someone to love her

>>2470826
It's funny you say this, because it's the male equivalent of the woman who hit her 30's and didn't have a kid yet. Some biological nagging makes her feel like she should be fucking someone and raising a family with them, but she'll try to convince herself that all she needs is some occasional attention and her pets (i.e. the replacement for the kids she never had). She'll get bitter about the world and hide it or go full, anti-male mode and be pissy at every guy she meets who now wants to fuck younger, more beautiful women than her.
On the flip side you have guys cowering away, using cartoons and GFE women on the internet to fill that little hole they have. They jerk off to satisfy the biological need to fuck something and throw money at a woman giving them any attention and pretend that it fills the void.

>>2477490
she wants to be dicked down and dominated asanagi style. her wanting to flirt with girls and munch carpets doesnt change that

>>2478001
If anything Marine is the type of girl that wants to be dicked down while her face is pushed against a pussy

>>2477692
>i have to dial back all my emotional responses to appear normal because my actual opinions are black pilled as fuck
Then you haven't moved on. Give it time and get a hobby.

>>2444266
I like Patra's ASMR. I've always liked ASMR and Patra's soft voice and skills help me to sleep. I like she pretends we're customers during her ASMR, I'm not fond of the "I'm going to pretend to be you jealous GF" roleplay Rushia and Noel do

>>2479949
ths fanart is arousing, well anything Pato related is

>>2471580
I refuse

>>2479949
Even just the way Patra plays Minecraft is incredibly relaxing and soothing. It seems like she puts a lot of consideration and thought into every thing she says and does. I think a lot of people could find that fake but I think she's genuinely a kind and thoughtful person.

>>2471389
We can do better

>>2482255
Seeing her optimize everything she does was really fun. A commenter said it well "This isn't the Minecraft I know"

>>2482696
god fucking, australian cakes i swear

>>2482696
"isreali researchers"

>>2444452
Kaichou...

>>2444387
Doxxers cured me of this. Now I love them even more, as entertainers.

>>2453138
>>2453988
The Absolute state of purityfags

>>2454536
try rising out of your loneliness and depression first, faggot

>>2482696
Thank god this nightmare is almost over.

>>2483879
How so?

>>2482696
>israeli researchers
every single time

>>2482696
finally femboy nationalism can be real

>>2483879
>>2484046
>>2482696
This is filthy as sin, but I'm intrigued.

>>2485037
All part of the plan

>>2484115
I hope you understand that, 40 years down the line, as a direct consequence of your own technology and ideology, your sons and grandsons will embrace homosexuality and become femme partners for everyone else.

>>2444387
Ame's hands typed this post

>>2485166
Woah fuckin awesome

>>2444266
It's been repeated to exhaustion, but you don't choose your oshi, she chooses you, That's a moot question.

>>2470649
Bruh I'm in law school right now and going to be a practicing attorney in 2 years, we aren't all NEETs

>>2485743
It's not that. I just know that particular anon was lying.

What's wrong with GFE if you aren't delusional about chuubas actually being your girlfriend and it doesn't prevent you from wanting/getting a real one?

>>2485166
Is that a bad thing? as long as they can have biological children, I'm in

I'm full of love and have no one to give it to

>>2487896
Yourself

>>2487753
Me in a couple of years