/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Shota

A cunny that’s not lazy like the shark.

effort

People who stream.

>>24446266
5 Koyoris

Girls who actually fucking stream and love Hololive.

>>24446266
Either someone to fill in the dead time slot after Kiara, probably some Euro.
Or someone who specialize in rougelite/like games.

>>24446266
A cunny and a hag. Pls Yagoo this is the one thing that saves a Gen.

I want Mori to be terminated

A vtuber who hates gays dykes and trannies, who matches my tastes in media (except music) and games at least somewhat well + doesn't like the ones I strongly dislike (there's a few) and is also cute. Model is a late teenager/young adult girl, but besides that I don't know, but I'd hope for that to match my tastes too.

I realize this is a fucking pipe dream by the way lol, but it is what I want.

A brit

>>24446266
euros

>>24446298
THIS

I’m not a Kiara fan, but I wholeheartedly agree with her that they should hire girls that loves and embraces idol culture instead of whatever the fuck they hired for council.

>>24446322
>>24446335

>>24446418
Be the change you want to see. If you hop on HRT right now your voice can sound feminine enough to pass auditions.

>>24446266
A charismatic leader and a passionate grinder.

entire generation of Redjuice designs so IRyS finally has fellow Holos who look like her

>>24446266
a muscian

>>24446266
Hags. Not roasties.

A retcon of EN2.

>>24446266
The chosen one, the one that will stream during and destroy the dead hours.

She will come.

>>24446266
A gen full of hags

Someone who doesn’t think voice chatting is the same as streaming

>>24446418
I want a Vtuber who is well versed in philosophy, literature and cinema, she also needs to have listened to the whole /mu/core essential albums as a minimum requirement, bonus points if she's gone beyond that and has outstanding musical abilities, constantly producing songs that push the boundaries of genre. She also needs to be a big tiddy hag with a good sense of humor, being able to make controversial witty jokes but isn't an edgelord.
I know I'm dreaming so I'll settle with a chuuba who has outstanding talents in just a single artistic or scientific field.

a lesbian to outmatch Reine

>>24446266
kino
I literally don't give a fuck about their personalities. characters or designs. I want entertaining stuff, fun games, big events, CREATIVIDAD. Stuff comparable to Amelia when she was trying hard.
I want a breath of fresh air and new blood that makes watching HoloEN fun again. That are so good that they motivate their senpais to try hard again.

>>24446266
A metalhead

>>24446953
Those have a track record of going to shit

>>24446266
Girls with a mature acceptance of the notion that pretending to be cute cartoon girls brings the attention of lonely schizos with disposable income and can manage expectations and set boundaries with poise and kindness while maintaining character.

5 EU streamers.

>>24446503
becoming a tranny to dunk on trannies, quite an interesting strat

>>24446996
This. Right now we only get Mori sometimes (yuck), and Kiara (double yuck)

>>24446266
More Guras and Ames. No Moris or Inas.

No more west coast streamers, there’s too many of them in EN.

I want an EN Marine. Someone hilarious and playfully lewd, yet not a whore like vshojo.

>>24446266
hire someone who love streaming
maybe 5 koyoris

I actually don't want anyone else, EN already takes up all of my time and I can hardly keep up with JP or ID.

>>24446266
A euro. The pollera desperately needs someone to relate to

>>24446266
Males

>>24446334
>>24447302
>>24446322
>>24446335
You'll get people who stream but they'll all play the same FOTM games that every other Holo played before them and they'll constantly overlap with each other.

>>24446266
Fire everyone except Fauna, Mumei, Gura, and Ame.
Let them pick five new joiners since I trust their judgement.

EN Lamy please.

>>24446266
Hags, Europeans or European hags.

>>24446936
Just move Reine to EN3. She deserves to escape SEA

>>24447393
>implying those 4 would be OK with the others getting fired
>except Mori

Another cunny just so she becomes Gura's plaything

>>24446721
All mooms.

Another cunny just so she can turn Gura into her plaything

People who are actually excited to be apart of holo and don't treat it like a side hustle. Consistently stream AND put out song covers. EN is the only branch with the exception of a kiara that dont do that and I just find it weird. If there's a trendy song that one holo covers, you can expect jp or id to do their own cover too but never EN cuz they're lazy as fuck.

Obviously comedy is subjective but I would want someone who's funny. After seeing people like, kobo who's always embracing the jokes in her community or miko that her WWE streams are kino shows you that EN is downbad when their jokes are

Gura > feet

>>24447387
>and they'll constantly overlap with each other.
Good.

>>24447664
YWNBJ

I want someone who'd stream during JP prime time so I could finally watch someone from EN regularly instead of defaulting to JPs all the time. Yes, there are occasional Mori or some other streams but they're rare and I'm not exactly the biggest fan of them. The only two members acceptable for EU timeslot are Kiara and Ina (partially, cuz she starts at like 23:00-1AM). A great addition to EN would be:
>Not a complete autist in social interactions(Not Mori)
>Have a pleasant voice or at very least not annoying af (Not Kiara)
>Don't be a slut
>Stream in English
>Stream during late JP/early EU prime time (so basically overlap those luxiem fags)
>Don't be a complete bore (Not Ina)
>Don't be a lazy fuck when it comes to streaming or overall career progression (Not Sana, Kronii or Gura)

Have all this and character concept could be a piece of turd for all I care. Is this impossible to have? Why can't we have EN Miko or Pekora?

>>24447917
Why should they stream during chink hours?

An European friend for Kiara, someone one who does music production, a history buff or someone who plays strategy games. Someone who plays visual novels.

>>24448418
>somone who does music production
oh what could've been

>>24446266
- hags
- more Faunas
- someone who streams in the late EU timeslot and whose voice is more pleasant than Kiara's
- sensible character themes
- people who take pride in being part of hololive
- another multilingual who can collab with JPs
- responsible branch management
- group chemistry
- someone who can tard wrangle even the most awkward ENs in collabs
- the deletion of Omega's channel, the removal of Omega's trailer from the holoEN official channel, the promise to never bring up Omega ever again, the promise to never attempt a company mandated multimedia story arc for the talents ever again
- timely 3D and alt outfits

A musician that doesn't suck or is relegated to chuunibyou songs because lore reasons

>>24448224
Well I'm not saying all of them should, just having 1 good EN streamer during chink hours would be a breath of fresh air. They would still be able to get decent amount of SCs from EN speaking countries like Australia or NZ and there's a significant amount of foreign fans in Asia who'd watch someone in English during their prime time

Tomboy rockstar

>>24446266
People who stream during American primetime.

>>24446266
For them to cast me as Omega and make part of my backstory that I was canonically fired from my management role for at Cover and had my powers revoked by the Q Continuum for posting cringe.
I want to be the they/them heel this board deserves.

EN Korone (well rounded idol-streamer with a passion for endurance and retro games)
EN Pekora (the comedian)
A mix of Ame and Selen (creatividad + collabs)
EN Polka / Pomu (cover machinegun + creatividad + menhera)
A musician/singer that can stream guitar karaoke and compose originals (Athena Nightingale comes to mind but something like this >>24448634 would be better)

>>24446266
i saw EN3 in a dream, once

>Tomboy Lamia; Green/purple color scheme with fangs, alt outfit where her bottom half is a snake tail
FPS tryhard, insults her chat which is full of M
>Mommy Cow-girl; big booba, huge booba, massive booba, mostly wears white/grey and looks like she's melting
sovl karaoke, streams 6 hours/day mostly zatsudan, terrified of men and cries easily
>Cunny Monkey; anya-esque schrodinger's boobs- has alt styles where her bangs cover her eyes, headphones over ears, facemask on her mouth (see, hear, say no evil)
variety streamer who gets mileage out of pranking genmates, openly lewd but has 0 defense
>Schizo Stag Beetle; messy green hair, baggy eyes, looks like she stinks good
plays fightan games and quick to rage, parasocial relationship goes both ways
>Stoner Eagle; tallest holomem, clocking in at nearly 190cm, design meant to be inspired by soaring wings but looks like a maid dress instead
dumbass la creatividad streams that never go according to plan, iconic gremlin laugh, claims she's straightedge but will also laugh at nothing for several minutes
>Hag Great Dane; brown color scheme with tall ears inviting unwanted scooby doo comparisons
collab organizer, sexy voice but never does ASMR

Someone who isn't autistic and is comfortable coming up with and arranging more elaborate collabs.

Someone like Koyori who loves streaming long hours

A musician (guitar / piano)

Someone who has a passion for games, not just going with fotm (but not avoiding them either if there is a trend people are in to)

A gfe streamer


All niches not really covered well currently

>>24446266
I want a full out rockstar. Gimme a nice rocker tomboy unityfag who can act as a vocalist and guitarist.

>>24446266
I want Miori Celesta to join Hololive

More hags

A Loli? Why they didn't have one in en2 really seems dumb considering how popular gura was. Maybe her being a loli was only part why she was so popular but it definitely gave her a big initial boost.

>>24448634

>>24446563
That would be based

>>24448858
These sound terrible. You must have nailed it!

>>24449018
Literally one of the worst EN chuubas

>>24446266
Finana but Hololive

>>24446266
not council

Let's put a twist on this: what would (You) do if you were the branch manager for HoloEN?

>>24448931
>Someone who isn't autistic and is comfortable coming up with and arranging more elaborate collabs.
>Someone like Koyori who loves streaming long hours
>A musician (guitar / piano)
>Someone who has a passion for games, not just going with fotm (but not avoiding them either if there is a trend people are in to)
>A gfe streamer
>All niches not really covered well currently
so NijiEN then

>>24446266
Cover should poach Miori, Amiya, Lisa, Ninaninin, and Ada S.

>>24446266
No JP, doesn’t talk to EN1, only collabs with outside ppl, no Pro EU timeslots, streams retro games, and isn’t Unicorn bait or GFE.

>>24446266
cute voices (i like council members but 4/5 of their voices i find near unlistenable sometimes) and good opsec. don't care about what roommates do but giving material to shitposters just makes threads annoying

>>24449766
Sure, in part. I used to watch quite a bit of NijiEN til half the streams became collabs with irritating fag baiters

Koyori, Towa, Finnish, Serbian and Bosnian girls.

>>24446266
Someone has passion and truly loves her job, fit into the group and having great connection with everyone. Also it would be better if she doesn't have any other jobs or roommate thingy.

>>24446266
The same thing I wanted for EN2. At least two EU based girls streaming at actual EU times, but since that won't happen anyway I really don't care what kind of people they hire to stream in the exact same 5 hour block as almost every other EN. But I guess it would be nice to get some people who actually stream and maybe even like streaming and games, but it will probably just be more people who treat this as their third hobby.

Cunny
Cunny
Cunny
Cunny
Hag

>>24446266
5 cunny.

Someone who uses the number keys to select items in Minecraft instead of using the scroll wheel. Ina is the only EN so far to even know the number keys exist, but she fumbles them all the time and uses the scroll wheel to correct. They all reveal they had zero interest in games before Hololive through this simple tell.

female (girl) xQc minus the farting (optional).

>>24450235
>>24450380
Basically don't make the same mistake of hiring Sana

A competent group leader that likes being the leader.

Someone with good videogame knowledge that talks about retro and classic games.

A cute GFE that doesn't go full whore (Nene style).

A mannered girl that rarely laughs specially when talking with other members.

Another member in the EU timezone with hopefully brit accent.

>>24450659
Doesn’t xqc hates vtubers? So a self-hating vtuber?

>demand for EU hours exists
But Cover will never do it because muh superchats.

>>24446266
cunny
hag
actually good singer
sporty gal
idk

>>24450767
a Kronii who streams? Yes.

>>24450803
>idk
A second hag? Dream big anon.

>>24450746
I doubt Nene will jump from Kawaii now, she's got too much pull there to apply elsewhere. Ofcourse if she gets headhunted from Cover's end then that's a different matter.

>>24450820
I forgot she exists.

>>24446266
People who watch JP and not EN, anyone who watches EN will just be lazy out of deference to their senpai.

>>24450859
can't blame you for that one.

>>24450878
What if they watch NijiEN, all of those are hardcore streamers

What if instead of 5 we only add 2 or 3? Also I'm looking forward to another rerun of
>Chuuba that can speak JP and spends the first few weeks trying to pander to both EN and JP audiences and translating everything she says.
>Someone getting imposter syndrome.

>>24450824
I'm already dreaming big by asking for a hag alone desu. ID branch can attempt it but I dont think they will risk it with EN

>Morumotto Catherine
The former class pet given sentience; she's chosen to join her former caretakers and become an idol! She loves food (especially hay) and traveling (especially to find new cuisine). Speaks EN, 150cm
>Alexandria Patra
A poetry, history, and theater buff with a golden complexion. Has a research project on virtual youtubers that she decided to take a hands-on approach to solve. Speaks EN/JP, 157cm
>Ascella Maria
The horned president of the archery club. Despite her short stature and bubbly personality she's quite the force to be reckoned with. Speaks EN/FR/JP, 148cm
>Newton Magnesia
The class valedictorian with a sadistic side, who's determined to find out if science and magic are compatible. Catherine is terrified of her. Speaks EN/JP/CN, 160cm
>Nomura Yuri
The aloof "bad girl" who always seems to get in trouble. Her true passions lie in music, and she has a cute side that she's afraid to share with most people. Speaks EN/ES/RU/JP, 144cm

I want Omegay gone. But even that is too much to ask for.

>>24450832
And that's the reason I used Nene as an example of what I described.
Cute GFE that marries viewers while having a respectable line with them.

I want someone that appreciates cunny and will UUUOOOOOOHHH them on stream.

https://youtu.be/oTHJJRDbhdk

>>24446266
Sex

>>24446266
Actual mommy and more friends for gura

>>24446266
-Smart and nerdy geek
-Hot goddess that isn't shy nor slut
-Must protect little sister
-Serious alpha queen
-Girl next door type

>>24449762
Hololive GAMERS but English-speaking

>>24446266
People who actually enjoy to stream

>>24446563
Las creaturas

1. They stream often
2. They keep up their kayfabe the majority of the time, they should at least be Luna levels.
3. They have to be at least solomas level at APEX
4. Is a lesbian

This should be the bare minimum for any girl wanting to be in hololive.

>>24452606
An explicitly goblinoid holo would get my views.

>>24446266
2 girls that really hate each other, but they have to do group collabs.
Also more than 1 EU.

>>24446266
Anyone who's not like Mori.

>>24446266
Easy,
No men
No trannys
No blacks
No spics
No SEAs
No "creatividad"
Just normal girls that stream, if possible, 4 hours a day. Safe and highly tangled by management to not do retarded collabs
Plus, if they are HoloJP fans it would be perfect

>>24452925
There's nothing wrong with latinx girls.

>>24446266
No more. Hololive has too many talents now.

>>24452976
Anon, I am spanish so I can understand them and believe me, they are not ok at all, it's like a second coming of SEA

>>24453006
JP has what like 36 members? EN with 11 is small by comparison

>>24450919
Then they are likely to be twitter addicted fujos

>>24446266
Hag Gen X chick who pressures management for permission to play DOS era titles (or at least sourceports) and watchalongs exploitation films.

>>24447075
A Gura and Ame that actually like to hang out together

>Retro gamer
>Hag
>Retro gamer hag?
> A full 100% menhera GFE
>Someone willing to push the lewdness boundaries

Lorewise I want EN3 to be comprised of normal people, no superpowers, nothing. Would be a great contrast compared to their senpais.
>kindergarten teacher. Bri'ish. Blonde. Large tits. Designated tard-wrangler of EN3, preferably a hag
>a waitress. Murican. Brunette. Average tits.
>diver/fisherwoman. Aussie. Black hair, tanned. Tomboy. Average tits.
>small time broadway actress. Murican. Average tits. Probably molested off-stage. La Creatividad 2.0
>/k/ shitposter. Designated Gura-killer of EN3. Wears a mask (see pic related). Deliciously flat.
And they form a band/unit where they sing japanese rock music, the likes of Blue Hearts or Gingnang Boyz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVtKdcjn6bg

good thread OP
post more pipe dreams about en3

>>24448418
Didn't moomers want to do history streams, but they don't let her since basically all of history is yabe

>>24453136
ID is almost as big as EN, 9 vs 11. And people actually say EN is too packed lol.

>>24446266
I don’t want en3. There’s enough content as it is.

>>24454874
>No Mumei doing a presentation on decisive Tang strategic victories

>>24454966
>No Mumei doing a presentation on The Rape of Nanjing

>>24446266
Men.

>>24446266
The Yabbit

>>24447394
We have EN Lamy at home.

>>24446266
>stability - communicates reliably if no streams, knows what being a professional worker is and doesn't try to cheese us and get away with the bare minimum. a professional would be good at seeming to care, convincingly so and actually-should care for real.

>humility. should be someone who understands fucking math and thus understands how insanely lucky they are in life to get this gig, and cherishes this opportunity they were given instead of takes it for granted/literally doesn't comprehend that it's not a normal thing to apply for Hololive and actually get in.

>ones who really understand vtubers in and out. ideally should have known of this scene for years / been streaming for years, the best tells are pre-EN for ones who actually are real weebs who thought vtubing is cool -before- it was proven that English vtubing can be profitable, that is your pool of honest people right there and it's fucking impossible to trust people who started post-Myth.

>ones who aren't looking to push some agenda or try to fuck with "the system" despite selling out their souls to it. you don't get to act like some dignified rebel when you're a holo yourself.

>ones who don't have huge baggage to carry IRL that would cause yabs/depression etc

>>24455006
I legit would be down for a Dan Carlin/Mumei Collab

>>24446266
a big talent pull like gen 1. I don't hate gen 2 but they did take sometime for them to grow on me and they just didn't have this wow factor like 1 did.

You're never getting a retro gamer. Permissions fuckery guarantees that will never happen.
You'll also never get a (new) hag in EN. The overwhelming success of the zoomers of JP6 and ID3 means they'll be aiming for the same in EN. At best you'll either have to just wait for one of the current girls to reach 30+ years old, or go watch an indie.

>>24455469
What about Korone? She plays old games fairly often. I imagine Nintendo stuff isn't hard to get permissions for. Shit anything on the NES/SNES classic I assume is easy. Then all the retro games for Nintendo Online

>>24455469
I thought Koyori's a hag and she's generally quite successful - often gives Laplus a run for the money as highest CCV, is the most dominant Holo in terms of streaming presence, only bested by Chloe for SC income.

Then again Lui is there and was always the runt from the getgo, but I'd ascribe that to her kind of ugly model and lackluster personality.

I think EN3 could use a proper trap. We haven't had one in Holo yet and I think I speak for everyone when I say we desperately need one.

>>24456090
>Trap
They're called trannies, you bigot.
I fucking hate mental illness

>>24456277
doesn't hololive corporate require that holos be the same sex as their avatar, and for good reason?
as it stands, i guess we don't have many "reverse trap" types, just more masculine figures like lui

>>24456090
Holostars had a few... can't count them out for holostars EN

>>24456415
please no
the only quality male vtuber is that one dipshit from niji who exclusively says stupid shit and looks like a high schooler

>>24446266
5 EU Koyoris

>>24456370
A girl can try to deepen her voice but it's kind of impossible for a guy to convincly modulate his voice to actually legit sound like a cute girl.

Testosterone loosens your vocal chords and you can't just unloosen them no matter if you try to cut it off or replace it - it already happened. It's done, it's permanent.

In medieval times the answer to this was to cut off kids' balls keep their voices high for choir singers but there aren't really a lot of eunuchs around anymore.

Actually come to think of it hiring a eunuch would be like the only way to get a male into a Hololive girl role and not cause an uproar because well, he literally cannot cuck anyone.

>>24455310
sounds good

>>24456370
A girl can try to deepen her voice but it's kind of impossible for a guy to convincingly modulate his voice to actually legit sound like a cute girl.

Testosterone loosens your vocal chords and you can't just unloosen them no matter if you try to cut it off or replace it - it already happened. It's done, it's permanent.

In medieval times the answer to this was to cut off kids' balls keep their voices high for choir singers but there aren't really a lot of eunuchs around anymore. Actually come to think of it hiring a eunuch would be like the only way to get a male into a Hololive girl role and not cause an uproar because well, he literally cannot cuck anyone.

>>24446266
an actually entertaining vtuber.

>>24456630
Holostars literally just introduced multiple new members who can do convincing female voices.

>>24446492
Ah yes, I remember that stream, the one where she said she dislikes council, very well! oldie but a goodie

>>24447025
that's pretty much 80% of /lgbt/

>>24449762
Oops! All cunny

>>24449762
give people what they want, without adding any shit they didn't want or asked

>>24457146
There are so many disparate voices, that is literally impossible.

>>24446266
People that actually stream, enjoy it, and aren't whores. Impossible, I know.

>>24446266
me

>>24457461
Its not

>>24446266
Gives a fuck. Whorotrash is irrelevant.

>>24457818
You're either trolling, or too stupid to have an option. Either way I'll preschool this for you.
For every based dope superlit four channeller who is asking for something good, there are dozens of twitterbaters begging for muh representation or "less idolshit" or "let them off-collab with men".
So, yeah. You're wrong.

>>24458000
ruined

She's posted in every gen3 thread for a reason.

>>24458105
You are absolutely fucking retarded.

3 words:
Tan
Genki
Tomboy

>>24458189
>Being realistic is "retarded" now because it makes you feel bad.
That sounds like a concession. Thank you for accepting the truth, and I hope you have a nice day.

>>24450477
hag will be loli baba and you'll like it

>>24455469
You’re going to watch me get into HomoEN and bumble through arcade shooting games, 8 and 16-bit JRPGs and anything I can get permissions for on the N64, PS2, GameCube, Xbox, 360, PS3 and Wii and you’re going to like it.
You WILL watch the HomoEN couch multiplayer offcollabs and you WILL like it.

My dream is for a dandere-like vtuber, but it just seems like it would be almost impossible to pull off well.

>>24449018
Mori is basically monkey paw Tomboy rockstar.

>>24456630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnHr-45t4jw&t=22s

Give me a tiddy streamer that turns out to be fun, cool, and sweet. Like Noel.

>>24446266
-A Koyori
-A Korone
-A Kaela
-A Kobo
-A Kiryu Coco

>>24461965
How about they just go get another Gura while they're at it.

>>24446266
Idols (mori like whores)

>>24453049
But we need a Conquistador Girl, an Aztec Jaguar Warrioress and an Incan Kamayuk girl.

>>24446266
A very proficient Minecraft autist

>>24462036
There is no K.

>>24446266
Hololive English Final Yab Edition
>SJW extreme who always manages to slip in political talk no matter how many "breaks" she takes or suspensions she's given. Massively popular due to the controversy, but her fans hate the company and treat the other girls as "trapped" by it. Speaks flawless Japanese and is constantly pursuing collabs.
>B-list celebrity normie VA who is way too big to be in Hololive, like AmaLee or CookieSwirlC. Decent entertainer but always out of the loop, focusing on their old channel and treating Hololive as a side gig. Never learns a single word of Japanese. Their fans integrate surprisingly well to the community except they are even worse at roommate posting than doxxbeats or kfp.
>Female (male) who only applied to get close to his oshi, but is actually a decent streamer and gamer. Ironically the most respectful and aware of company culture, and well liked by everyone except one of his senpais, who goes out of her way to avoid him in every circumstance. Slowly grows more and more desperate as the months and years stretch on.
>Talent poached directly from Nijisanji En. Seems fine at first but as she succeed sdrama begins to leak from both sides of the breakup with Niji, creating a neverending he-said she-said mess that serves no purpose except to repeatedly inflame the tribalist parts of both fanbases.
>Orcschizo. Barely competent ESL and hardstuck following fotm with no talent of her own. Vaccilates between the most boring, banal voice and content, and extreme menhera attack. Is kept from blowing up the company by the moderating influence of her friend and fellow Euro, Takanashi Kiara.
Personally, I want to witness this hobby to crash and burn before I lose interest in it the normal way.

>>24446418
unironically majo carol aka a fucking psycho

maybe pippa pipkin but she really likes hololive and she probably wouldn't like you since she obviously looks down on gross looking people slightly

>>24446266
>Basic qualities for EN Gen 3
- Hololive is her dream & has no side job
- Embraced idol/otaku/loli culture
- Good public relationship rep
- Bonus: streams at EU prime time
- Bonus: knows simple Japanese or willing to learn
= = = = = = =
>EN Aqua variant
- Analytical mind with competitive spirit, best HoloEN gamer
- Salty but funny, prideful but pretending humble, extremely stubborn when facing adversity
- Likes min max, game statistics, in-game experiments, mechanism exploitation
- Opinionated about game strategy/build and willing to prove it
- Mischievous: enjoys trolling and bullying new/weak players
- Fond of indie and pixel games

>EN Korone/Miko variant
- Superb entertainer with creative antics
- Skit master and good story teller
- Mood maker, always lively and passionate (makes awkward collab looks like Friday night parties)

>EN Subaru/Marine variant + Polka variant
- Amazing host and straightman
- The most friendly and easy to approach member, working as glue and lubricant of the generation
- Willing to play along with any antics, with mentality to bring a good show

>EN Kobo/IRyS/Suisei variant + EN Choco variant + EN Luna variant
- Very good singer
- SEX voice
- Talks soft and blatantly act likes a sweet anime girl, but snarky and passive-aggressive, and funny

>EN Coco/Ame/Subaru/Miko variant
- Event/plans organizer
- Passionate to try new ideas, and likes to put in the work
- Tech savvy, knowledgeable, and has connections
- Always trying to exploit management’s restrictions’ loophole, in order to have more content variety
- Based & honest, but has sufficient PR rep to cover her ass

Gamer, Entertainer, Host, Singer, Director

EN3 will unfortunately be five shitty nepotism hires. Deep down you know it to be true.

>>24467871
likely 0nepotism hires in EN so far, 1 if you don't believe sana couldn't get in by herself with her CV
>5 shitty nepotism hires
where does this rrat come from?

>>24467871
>EN3 will unfortunately be five shitty nepotism hires. Deep down you know it to be true.
I think Cover should've learned an invaluable lesson from Sana. If it hasn't, fuck em, Cover is hopeless and on its way to downfall.

I really only want 2 things. People that treat Hololive like it's their career and not a side thought, and at least a couple that stream at a decent time for EST. Right now we've got Ina and Gura. Everyone else basically gives EST the middle finger.

>>24467871
>nepotism hires
Moon Jelly and Miori
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hololive poaching sopita out of wactor

>but sopita only speak in spanish

sopita speak english, japanese and spanish

>>24468308
Agree with you on streaming time. I live in CST and usually only Gura and sometimes Ina streams at a good time when I get off work.

A good singer with deep voice, the good singer of EN has higher pitched voice so we need Ayunda/Suisei type of singer of EN

We have boing boing council but this time can we have a Pettan Preschoolers?

I really love cunny models and I am not afraid.

>>24446266
an actual black girl just to see the meltdown in here

FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOOD, PLEEEEASSEEE. DAAAAAMNNNN!!!!

>>24446266
>Hag voice and model
>Abyssal / Siren themed model (Kancolle / Azur Lane) aka white hair, white skin, dark outfit and glowing eyes
>Yandere menhera
>Able to banter
>Doesn't force herself to be cute.
>Asmr, Gfe, gaming, anime, tabletop rpg content.
>Not playing Minecraft or Apex on a daily basis.
I'm ready to gosling a girl like this so hard the feds will be at my doorsteps within hours of her debut.
Oh right, can she avoid talking about her girlfriend or boyfriend or husband or dog on stream too, it'd be great, more character immersion / roleplay is where it's at.