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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General: Blame the French Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1526205931951775744

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed!!!)


Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous thread: >>24340095

>> No.24406009

i hate the french

>> No.24406048
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>> No.24406420
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How do I escape prison with only a baguette?

>> No.24406491
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>>24406048

>> No.24406852

>>24406420
by using it as your pole for the white flag

>> No.24407854

>>24387877
>k3swyv pe259f
>player vs player
I hope you aren't seriously still doing fucking player vs player? Congrats, you'll have made yet another feature that will be dead within a week and as a player there is no incentive for me to interact with this feature.

>> No.24409010

>>24407854
elaborate, I'm dumb
also I didn't read the original honk email...

>> No.24409249

>>24407854
PvE has burnt out and doesn't have any real recourse. PvP would give actual competition to the game. I don't necessarily agree with the implementation, but the notion is sound.

>> No.24409571

>>24405849
what happens to a coin when a channel is deleted?

>> No.24409593

>>24409571
It dumpsters into the abyss.

>> No.24409604

>>24409571
Seems like everyone pumps it to the moon.

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>>24409571

>> No.24409888

>>24409249
PvP wouldn't give competition because everyone will lose interest within a week to month. Likewise, the implication is here that there is enough stupid people here making really stupid choices for there to be any PvP in the first place. You will only get the rare Towa short and thats it.

>> No.24409979

>>24409888
yeah... surely nobody in /nasfaqg/ is retarded right? Haha...

>> No.24409995

>>24407854
Not really, most features dying is more on a problem of incentive rather than the feature itself being bad, honk just needs to make sure that the pros outweigh the cons. And besides we need something that makes the community actually work together for a common goal that benefits all the members involved. That's why honk give the items some effects or something so that people actually gacha and auctions get used as it was meant to be

>> No.24410032

>>24409888
I mean, if the PvP is fun in its own right people will do it for its own sake.

>> No.24410123

>>24409979
IM RETARDED!

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the new dev changes came in, based

>> No.24414968

Anyone who does reps please do not buy Baelz.

>> No.24415603

>>24414968
I will now start buying her
Hope this isn't a FUD

>> No.24415656

>>24414968
I actually dropped by here after it happened to see if any of you were mentioning it. /#/ are the ones having a melt down.

>> No.24415695

>>24415603
PLEASE STOP DONT DO IT

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>>24406064

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that's not Baelz...

>> No.24415900

>>24415806
>nabi finally privated the 3 songs she had up
Free money time, I'm pumping nabi

>> No.24416462

>you can never get 1 million of your oshi's coin

>> No.24418482
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Ever just wake up and feel like crying

>> No.24418670

>>24418482
Yeah, it happens more often lately
God I'm such a piece of shit

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>>24418670
Are you ogey anon?
Don’t hate yourself…

>> No.24419053

>>24418875
I mean, obviously I'm not lmao
Don't worry, it will go away with time, I hope

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>>24419053
>Don't worry, it will go away with time, I hope
Surely, today will be the day.

>> No.24420146

>>24419053
Did you do something bad…?

>> No.24421281

Visited /#/ today.
Glad >we don't care about CCV that much.

>> No.24421480

>>24421281
the fuck you mean we? Some of the most fun I have on here is in #, also gayposting here is pretty fun to

>> No.24421538
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night, /nasfaq/!
Hope Pagi and Pagibot are ok...

>> No.24421559

>>24421480
>also gayposting here is pretty fun to
Kill yourself cancer

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>> No.24421751

>>24419124
Not today, that's for sure, but in time all fades away, both good and bad
>>24420146
You could see it that way

>> No.24421965

>>24421571
they fucked on that beach, 110%
>>24421751
I'll fade away myself before the bad does

>> No.24421982

>>24421559
ok baibai

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>>24406009

>> No.24422077

>>24421965
Surely feels that way, doesn't it?

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morning, /nasfaq/!

>> No.24422582

>>24421538
>>24422420
>20 minutes sleep cycle
Lapluschama...

>> No.24422722

>>24421571
I sea

>> No.24422824

>>24422420
get your ass back to sleep

>> No.24422861

>>24422420
wheres my good morning kiss?

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>>24422824
https://litter.catbox.moe/5ezb9w.mp4

>> No.24423049

>>24422051
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AMOGUS AHAHAHHA

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>>24422861
chu

>> No.24424855

>Nabi privated the last of her videos
At this point, just either add Holostars or remove all Mama channels.

>> No.24424930

>>24424855
I really don't understand why it has to be binary. Keep the shitcoins in and give me more shitcoins I actually care about slightly.

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>>24422420
Pagi!

>> No.24426489

>>24418482
everytime chumbie, everytime

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Hey all, trial dev here. (fell asleep before the new thread was posted)
As already mentioned by
>>24410220
Two new QOL upgrades to the auto-trader:
-Button to 0 the coin or 99999/infinite the coin (sell/buy all)

-If you are buying/selling, the blue bubble icon which indicates you have a coin, could go green/red depending on buy/sell. (I hope the anon who suggested this is happy because this took me way too many hours to get working).

Enjoy! Sorry for the delay, I've been ill.
-trial dev

>> No.24428708

>>24428613
Thanks, every (good) QOL change is a welcome change

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>>24428613
get well soon mothafucka
thank you

>> No.24430101

>>24428613
>I hope the anon who suggested this is happy because this took me way too many hours to get working
NTA but I really like this change. Thanks so much trial dev :)

>> No.24430274

>>24425938
i
i want this
i want to experience this but real
why cant she be real
why cant she be real and also be in love with me
i hate everything

>> No.24430308

>>24430274
Stop taking your meds and it might become reality

>> No.24431433

>>24428613
Can you please take over the game? I'm begging you.

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>>24428613
infinite button is super helpful, thanks :)

>> No.24432077

>>24431827
Why are you painting on your hair ina you fucking idiot?

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Ina didn't expect lofi to leave a puppet to bait her into a trap

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>>24425938
Need. Pagi. Gf...
JWU btw

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>>24432077
who cares, I want to rest my head on her tummy/womb

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>>24432144
>>24431827
Imagine thinking she will care about you guys at all.
She is already mine :)

>> No.24432265

>>24432144
Based, but you don't paint on your hair, you aren't an art student trying to look cool. Dear god ina what the fuck is wrong with your arm?

>> No.24432565

>>24432263
Immagine*

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>>24432263
>he doesn't know
I feel bad that you aren't in her tier 4 membership, anon...

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>>24432644
> you aren't in her tier 4 membership
Why would I want to downgrade my membership tier?
It's like selling merc just to buy BMW.

>> No.24432761

>>24424855
>>24424930
What happened?

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>>24432734
thanks for supporting our relationship with your donations, anon :)

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>>24432788
Poor anon, you think she loves you? She told me exactly how she used you yesterday and last week, sad she didn't record it like before.
Thanks for moving all the stuff out, I was too lazy to do it by myself (:

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>>24432644
>>24432734
>>24432788
>>24432867
Remember the tier 5 cockrating stream? Because that was all me

>> No.24432938
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Pagi!

>>24421538
She lived! To be honest, pagibot has been running on a retarded settings for almost two months, so it is hard to say if she is really OK or not.

>> No.24432966

>>24432938
Aren't retarded settings the cutest?

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>>24432867
oh no anon, you've forgotten to take your meds again... that was the plot of the movie she watched in the stream last night while cuddling with me

>>24432925
she was laughing afterwards, lol

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>>24432925
Sweetie. I think you forgot how she laughed at you behind the scene, pathetic behavior. She won't even answer your messages.

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>>24433035
Oh, you cute creature. I think you took a little too much of your copium pills. She wasinacall with 17 other tier 4 members. Do you think you are the only one? I saw you cuddling, yes. To her body pillow, because that's the closest you will get to her during Friday movie nights. I was sitting next to her eating popcorn. You think the webcam issue was real? We just wanted tofuck.

I will never forget your smile while cuddling a pillow, thinking she was there for you. Please keep the SC and membership going so we will not have to pay for a trip to Yokohama. Why would you think she will choose you when you are not even built as good as me?

>> No.24433524

Honk, the takos are being weird again!

>> No.24433545

>>24433464
wow nice pic bro, now post your wrists

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>>24433524
shut up schizo.

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>>24433464
>not even built as good as me
>he doesn't know

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>>24433640
Oh only if you knew how things really are.

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every tako in existence: I am different than others

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Good morning nasfaq!

>> No.24434777

wtf i didnt know baelz released this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na6bysYNuS0
sasuga camellia

>> No.24434977

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>> No.24434987

ok but what does any of that have to deal with towa

>> No.24435010

ohhhh i need to shit

>> No.24435046

towa... flat as a pancake.

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>> No.24435097

ohhhh I need to shit (for real)

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

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I fucking love Eiko bros

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 18)
>Kanaeru :: $35,587.48
>Aqua :: $16,733.05
>Suisei :: $13,944.48

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 48)
>Hololive :: -$13,147.87
>Marine :: -$13,018.99
>Towa :: -$10,468.62

Overall Average Adjustment is -$833.35
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,241.54
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,111.43

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

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Holly fucking shit I'm cumming for real

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>>24405849
Good morning sers I am here to blame the French

>> No.24435505

Kobo needs price correction NOW!

>> No.24435528

That's odd. Pagi got restored early enough for the scraper to miss the subs but catch the views.

>> No.24435705

>>24435528
Yeah I'm disappointed I wanted $10 Iofi so I could 10x her all day...

>> No.24435919

there are more adjustment reaction on GC than the thread..

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>> No.24435951

>>24435919
It has been this way for months anon

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>>24435927
I don't remember the last green day, I feel funny

>> No.24436032

>>24435951
The past ones were understandable since they were boring but this one isn't

>> No.24436070

I don't have enough Lofi Hiphop lewds to express my feelings for her underwhelming adjustment

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>>24435927
>>24435966
wait what am I overlooking

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>>24435927

>> No.24436121

COCO IS ADJUSTING LOWER EVERYDAY
I MUST PUMP

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>>24436082
He didn't buy the cunny

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>>24435927

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>>24436142
prolly bought more than you, kiddo

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>>24436176

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>>24436176
NTA but get fucked retard

>> No.24436259

>>24436086
>>24436082
>>24436142 Fuck you catbox for not working
They didn't buy the cunny

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>>24436245
nuh-uh I got more stinky orca than you

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Alright alright alright
Let's see some trades.

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>>24436288

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>>24436288

>> No.24436345

>>24436278
I don't buy orca...

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10 hours in paint

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>>24436288
All the things.
>>24436351
How the fuck did you contour the SELL like that?

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>>24436345
Let's be real here, it's a question of time until she is a music channel and her and Laplussss Darknesssss will be the king pins of her gen after their 3D at the very latest

>> No.24436453

>>24436407
He doesn't know how to do basic stuff in photoshop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBZe6bfHSJ4

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>>24436288

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I wonder how long I can hold on in top 50...

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>>24436407
NTA but I'd guess Photoshop Transform->Warp plays a role

>> No.24436552

Is oversold a thing?

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>>24435927

>> No.24436715
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24436715

>>24435927

>> No.24436779
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24436779

>>24436715
>>24436578
They did buy cunny

>> No.24437140

How are you guys getting green and red mine are all blue

>> No.24437164

>>24437140
Refresh.

>> No.24437187

I have like 8000 Kobo how do you retards have so little.

>> No.24437228

>>24437187
A 3-day trip and not being able to 24/7 buy

>> No.24437258

>>24437187
Because I stopped buying once she went beyond 10K

>> No.24437335

>>24437187
Only bought the amount I could sell all in a day

>> No.24437405

>>24437187
Hey! I am not retarded anymore.

>> No.24437826

>>24437187
my zhonk bot broke. server sider trader when

>> No.24437917
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24437917

>>24436453
I barely know how to use paint.net, GIMP gives me a headache

>> No.24437957

>>24437187
good luck selling that retard

>> No.24438035

>>24437957
>selling

>> No.24438087

>>24437957
he's going to get paid 4k in divs, he literally doesn't have to sell

>> No.24438092

>>24428613
thank you this is already saving significant time at adjustment with the 0 buttons

>> No.24438178
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24438178

>>24436288

>> No.24438219
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24438219

>>24437957
You heard the man.

>> No.24438278

>>24421571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk5YB7xeIUE&t=12s you know something happened, kiara even did that low moan when she went in for it you dirty bitch

>> No.24438460

>>24438087
and then his 50k coin will drop to 12k and start giving the $500 divs it's supposed to and he'll have made far less than he could have

>> No.24438668
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24438668

>>24438278
Have you seen the resorts in the Maldives? Pretty much all the ones I found look like this: isolated units on the waterfront. These things are optimized for romantic getaways.
If you go to one of these and don't have sex, it's because you went alone.

>> No.24438695

>>24437431
>>24437754
Will we have stars EN? Since they were be smaller and newer group unlike JP's and we would be able to understand them

>> No.24438747

>>24438695
no

>> No.24438760

>>24438695
>5 seconds
lmao

>> No.24438962
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24438962

>>24438460
>start giving the $500 divs it's supposed to
You underestimate the power of Kobo.

>> No.24440905
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24440905

foxman's last message was 2 days ago, I hope he's ogey...

>> No.24441566
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24441566

Ohhh Dota

>> No.24441685
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24441685

>>24441566
Oh, that's hot.

>> No.24441856

>>24440905
I hope he isn't. Good riddance.

>> No.24441919
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24441919

>>24441685
Magic is an abomination!

>> No.24442055
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24442055

>>24441919
carl

>> No.24442649

>>24440905
i sent him a dm saying i could replace the sapling and got no replay
i hope hes ok too, he was very drunk for a bit there

>> No.24443594
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24443594

This isn't how I wanted to reach 10 million networth!

>> No.24443870

>>24443594
whats wrong anon
congrats

>> No.24443885
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24443885

>>24443594
...congrats(?)
you can buy your moguyatch now :)

>> No.24443966
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24443966

>>24443870
>>24443885
Uhhhh, nevermind, apparently I have this much.
I don't know how one instance of nasfaq says I have 10mil and another says I've somehow dumpstered here and also lost a bunch of my liquid.

>> No.24444015

>>24443966
schizo moment

>> No.24444258
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24444258

Okay I figured out what happened. Apparently both instances had autotrader going, and I had set Kobo to sell, and one of them had bottom'd out (I think I was intending to cash out) but as I was lying in bed I realized I should just hold so I stopped it on my other instance, but instead what happened is there was a battle between both auto traders in which it continously sold Kobo and then rebought Kobo because it was then under the amount, until the sold one managed to reach 0.
I'm not even going to beg a dev for a rollback or anything, I'm just going to be sad about this and blame being sick.

>> No.24444312

>>24444258
heimin...

>> No.24444337

>>24444258
no, blame the devs, this wouldn't happen if we had the server-side autotrader

>> No.24444461

>>24444258
Heimin-kun...
Happened to me too, once upon a time. Nothing to beat yourself up over.

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24444684

>>24444461
The depressing part is I would've got up and checked if I wasn't so sick that moving like 5 feet felt like shit.
It could've been prevented if I just moved 5 feet.

>> No.24444726
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24444726

Anyone up for a game of Mahjong? South, 4p, 5+20s.
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=79428

Heimin... get well soon.

>> No.24445275

>>24444684
Bro, you taking your vitamin C and D?

>> No.24445683

I'm just playing with vanilla Nasfaq, did you guys add bots or something?

>> No.24445750

>>24445683
no

>> No.24446716
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24446716

>> No.24446907 [DELETED] 
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24446907

>>24410220
>>24428613
Thanks, I hate it. No amount of zooming out brings coins back to only taking up one line.

>> No.24446999

>>24446907
>[Deleted]
Figured it out?

>> No.24447184

>>24446907
He was missing critical information.

>> No.24448086

>new players
LOL

>> No.24448656

>>24431433
I'll bite, while I am a higher networth than honk, honk legitimately does a lot of work.
It can be hard to see this when it is full features that only get released once complete compared to the easier QOL. (Even with that bubble colour, I did have to get advice from honk to make it work.)
With the recent request for 'help wanted' as well, and as I learn more, hopefully we can get things out at a faster pace.

>> No.24449370

>>24446907
Heyy wait a second....
I don't know how to do that....

>> No.24449552
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24449552

>>24449370
Try this. Beats zooming out.

>> No.24449755
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24449755

>> No.24450822
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24450822

>>24449370
You could also use this uBlock rule to get rid of them entirely. Typing 0 or holding 9 for two seconds still works after all.

! 2022-05-17 https://nasfaq.biz
nasfaq.biz##div.increment:nth-of-type(8)
nasfaq.biz##div.decrement:nth-of-type(1)

Then you can still have some more room for the trader-controls div. Just play with the width and max-width values until it looks nice at your resolution. You can't break anything, so you have nothing to lose! The third rule at the bottom removes the padding from the auto-trader entirely and makes it larger.

div.trader-controls {
width: 30%
}

div.trade-rules-list {
max-width: 80%
}

div.auto-trader-inner {
padding-left: 0px;
padding-right: 0px;
width: 90vw
}

>> No.24451836

https://litter.catbox.moe/0q6d79.jpg
I heard we were posting wrists?

>> No.24451931

>>24451836
I'll bet the hair on your back connects to the hair on your head.

>> No.24451978

>>24451836
find me and rape me in the middle of the night pls

>> No.24451990

>>24451836
nice wrist skeletor

>> No.24452365

>>24451931
It does

>> No.24454069 [SPOILER] 
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24454069

a network

>> No.24454363

>>24451836
>body hair
disgusting

>> No.24454394 [DELETED] 

>>24454363
I'm on here!

>> No.24454433

>>24454069
I'm on there!

>> No.24454609

>>24454433
I'm not on there!

>> No.24454613

>>24448656
While you're here, shouldn't the Y&G 65 be updated to Y&G 66 since lion coin was added?

>> No.24454648

>>24454609
One day...

>> No.24454672
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24454672

>>24454613
anon..?

>> No.24454927
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24454927

>>24454672
?

>> No.24454973

Looks like the gacha leaderboard considers you a different player if you change your name

>> No.24455482

>>24454613
Done, not sure when it will be live on the site, thanks for the reminder!

>> No.24455729
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24455729

>>24455482
I bet you could create a variable that just displays the total number of individual coins that exist, that would be a fun thing to do.

>> No.24455817

>>24455729
considering how they fucking code I wouldn't be surprised if that broke the entire site when it references himeMORI Luna

>> No.24455861

>>24455817
chocoalt...

>> No.24456271

>>24455729
>they code like pigs

>> No.24456384
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24456384

>>24455817
Why would that break the site?

>> No.24457345
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24457345

>>24455817

>> No.24457640
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24457640

Mahjong.
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96797

>> No.24457967
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>> No.24458039
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24458039

NENEPRO TOPPING THE LEADERBOARD

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>> No.24458060
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24458060

>>24458039

>> No.24458100
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24458100

>>24458039
I FINALLY DID IT
LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.24458165

>>24458039
OMEDETOU!!!

>> No.24458727

die

>> No.24459156

>>24458046
https://streamable.com/l968xz

>> No.24459272
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24459272

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 28,227,271, a 0.56% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 427,686. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,606,974 shares, or 9.24% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 61,069 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 52):
>Nabi :: +12.5%
>Rurudo :: +8.2%
>Aki :: +4.2%
>Zeta :: +3.8%
>AZKi :: +3.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 14):
>Kanaeru :: -9.2%
>Shion :: -5.3%
>Ui :: -4.7%
>Aqua :: -2.5%
>Sora :: -1.7%

1 coin (Calliope) had a net 0% change in volume today. What, you guys didn't buy more today?


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $230,245.98, which is a decrease of 0.64% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $770,396,319,837.22, which is an increase of 1.07% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $27,292.62. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $97,669,290,259.88 in total market value, or 12.68% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $511,081,275.25 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 35):
>Kanaeru :: +103.6%
>Suisei :: +45.6%
>Sora :: +35.3%
>Aqua :: +31.4%
>Nene :: +14.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 31):
>Nabi :: -26%
>Shion :: -25.7%
>Choco :: -23.6%
>Marine :: -22.3%
>Subaru :: -21.3%


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $773,023,814, which is an increase of 236.7% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $854,727,079.33 today, an increase of 25.1% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>Kanata :: +56.2%
>Botan :: +7.1%
>Amelia :: +6.5%
>Polka :: +4.8%
>Lui :: +3.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Rushia, Mel, Matsuri, Luna, Polka) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Ui) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>9 coins (Nene, Rurudo, Roboco, Ayame, Reine, Ayamy, Coco, Melfissa, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>51 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Kanaeru :: $1793.36 Down
>Aqua :: $642.05 Down
>Towa :: $435.77 Up
>Hololive :: $395.45 Up
>Marine :: $390.70 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Mel :: $2.06 Up
>Civia :: $7.41 Up
>Luna :: $9.28 Up
>Baelz :: $10.18 Down
>Moona :: $10.93 Up

Overall Average movement was $22.83 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $105.31 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$241.10 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.24459457

>>24459272
Is this post written by a bot

>> No.24459496

>>24459457
yes

>> No.24459660

>>24459272
>What, you guys didn't buy more today?
I was selling the entire day

>> No.24459733
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24459733

>>24459457
Beep boop.

>> No.24459997

>>24459733
I'd beep your boop, slut.

>> No.24460559

B.B.B more like Blonde Bimbo Bombshells

>> No.24460782

B.B.B more like Bank Bots Bonking

>> No.24460787

bambi sleep

>> No.24461820
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24461820

>>24460787
Don't even try that shit here, go very far away from this thread right now

>> No.24461925

>>24461820
kek, i probably put half the nasfag users to sleep with that one

>> No.24462042
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24462042

>>24460787
wtf did i just look up

>> No.24462141

>>24461925
You're an evil man anon
I will not succumb, not here

>> No.24462207
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24462207

>>24462042
I also regret my decision.

>> No.24462258

>>24460787
lmao I forgot this was a thing
Anybody remember their MK Ultra experiments? I certainly don't.

>> No.24462304

>>24462042
>>24462207
I should have seen these posts and not looked it up, but I did and now have regrets.

>> No.24463258
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24463258

>>24460787
>Deep bimbo conditioning hypnosis.
Anon are you okay?

>> No.24463374

>>24460787
okay so there's bimbo hypnosis but do you have deep conditioning sissy hypnosis

>> No.24463461

>>24463374
unironically kys

>> No.24464013

>>24463258
I'm not broken yet at least, though I can't say it hasn't had any effect.
>>24463374
you don't want that shit lol, if you did you'd already have it anyways.

>> No.24464076

>>24464013
the sissy hypnosis isn't for me, trust the plan, i'll get y'all some nasfaq gfs

>> No.24464767
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24464767

normally this doesn't make me flinch but something is telling me not to click that

>> No.24464826
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24464826

I clicked it. What the fuck is wrong with you? /b/pxl/ did nothing wrong.

>> No.24465577

>wake up into seeing that my PC restarted on its own
>only did 17 cycles
Just end me

>> No.24467087

>>24465577
If you're going to end yourself, do it using the previous posts

>> No.24470726
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24470726

>>24449755
now up to 3 bil, from 2 bil to 3 bil in 18 days
what happened to the top 100 being comfy crab club i like it here

>> No.24472253

>>24470726
Top 100 is full of corpses

>> No.24472451

Anons, I just made it to 300 MORI$ and I wanted to thank my mother, honk for making the game, and heimin for providing masturbation material.

>> No.24472824
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24472824

>>24472451
congrats

>> No.24473841
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24473841

>>24472824
cute mori ;)

>> No.24474274
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24474274

>>24473841
cute ina

>> No.24474409
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24474409

>>24472824
ugly mori >:(

>> No.24474476

>>24474409
you will never be Nene's husband

>> No.24474499
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24474499

>>24474409
how will I ever recover

>> No.24474634

what does any of that have to do with towa

>> No.24474648
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24474648

>>24474476
take that back

>> No.24474662
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24474662

>>24472824
Thanks anon. I'll report back when I hit 3000 MORI$ or enter the top 250.

>> No.24474821

Anyone has the form for the summer event?

>> No.24474947
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24474947

>>24474662
>going from 300 to 3000
at least report back for a 1000 you idiot, it's a big milestone when you are starting out I assume you are starting out

>> No.24475026
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24475026

>>24474947
I made the account a while back, but I only started trading actively recently now that the game was dead.

>> No.24476414

Can someone please list a Risu bill?

>> No.24478129

>>24460787
So by just saying this shit you turn someone into a giant faggot? How much do you have to fry your brain for it to happen?

>> No.24479120

>>24478129
you know what to do for science anon, remember to post pics afterwards

>> No.24479670

>>24479120
I'd rather not, I'm not a faggot or a sissy

>> No.24479754

>>24478129
I would say if you are susceptible to the programming enforced by megacorps these days you would also be pretty susceptible to the programming from this shit. Nobody should go near this shit but if your mind is weak you should stay verrrrry far away from it because the end goal involves giving you a split personality disorder then that second personality completely replaces you.

>> No.24480079

>>24479120
Pics? Of what?

>> No.24480112

>>24480079
your wrist obviously

>> No.24480267

>>24479754
NTA, but this kind of things is pretty shit. I tried fapping to sissy hypno but it was just so fucking shit I couldn't even get a boner

>> No.24480371
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24480371

>>24479754
>the end goal involves giving you a split personality disorder then that second personality completely replaces you.
Holy shit I hope people haven't seriously done this shit to themselves

>> No.24480401

>>24480371
Many have and it's been horrible for them. Recovery is impossible for some.

>> No.24480443

>>24480267
>fapping to audio hypnosis
well yeah that wont do anything lol

>> No.24480503
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>>24480371
Are you not familiar with tulpamancy?

>> No.24480585

>>24480371
>Holy shit I hope people haven't seriously done this shit to themselves

they haven't because it's all fake. everyone in this thread is trolling or actually stupid.

>> No.24480604

I remember trying to create a tulpa, unfortunately it seems I don't have the imagination required for it.

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>>24480585

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>>24480503
>>24480693
Meds.
>>24476414
Based and reality-pilled.

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>>24480585
Uh, based and reality-pilled.

>> No.24481070
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>>24481015
gomen

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>>24481015
Gomen

>> No.24481132

>>24481113
howd you do that?

>> No.24481141

>>24481070
how'd you do that?

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>>24480503
>tulpamancy

>> No.24481176

lol you are trolling me good .-.

>> No.24481189

>>24481163
Thank you Moomers, very cool.

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>>24481132
>>24481141

>> No.24481219
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>>24481189
Alternative method

>> No.24481223

>>24481195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEsVny3e3w

>> No.24481236

>>24481223
blain bloken

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>>24481223

>> No.24481284

>>24481259
ok i get it your a wizard but can u stop impersonating me :c

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>>24481284
>me
Magic isn't real.

>> No.24481347

>>24481284
Damn I really want to fuck this anon who doesn't know about inspect element.
I also want to fuck Haachama and Bae now.
I might just be aroused by retardation.

>> No.24481374

>>24481347
>inspect element.
4chanx, newfriends...

>> No.24481406

>>24481374
4chanX has a button to falsify (You)s now? What the shit?

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>>24421281
Oh, you think views is your ally. You merely adopted the numbers, I was born in /#/, molded by it.

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>>24481347
Please stay away from me, for I will be in immediate danger of sexual assault

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>>24481406
Useful after phone posting.

>> No.24481464

>>24481443
Shit, TIL. That's handy, thanks anon. And I won't need to F12 to tease >>24481284 now.

>> No.24481479

>>24481443
wauw you hackermans are so op

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>>24481439
It wouldn't be assault if you consented anon.

>> No.24481531
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Dump it.

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pump et

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>>24481508
Who said I was going to consent? You think I wouldn't put up a fight? I know karate!

>> No.24481576
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Bop it.

>> No.24481587
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>>24481439
Investigator don't cheat on your wife

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>>24481564
My headcanon is that your wrists are five centimeters wide at most, thus your resistance will only accomplish further arousal on my part.

>> No.24481640

>>24481576
Are there actually people who talk on the phone over their hair? It seems weird

>> No.24481672

>>24481640
I did sometimes, they don't really get in the way

>> No.24481698

>>24481640
yes? it makes no difference lol

>> No.24481721

>>24481672
>>24481698
But the hair makes noises

>> No.24481734

>>24481721
what?

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>>24481587
You have the wrong guy
>>24481621
I- I still know karate! That's gotta count for something no? I think I could at least hold out for a minute. So what if my wrists are smaller than yours, I have technique!

>> No.24481756

>>24481721
you hooking a ku100 up to your phone or something?

>> No.24481798
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>>24481746
stop it investigators aren't supposed to be such giant fags here

>> No.24481831

>>24481734
>>24481756
The hair makes sounds when it touches your ear or the phone

>> No.24481953

>>24481831
ok baldy

>> No.24481990

>>24481831
not really it's not like your hair just make noise when touching your ears, especially if you have long hair

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>>24481798
>stop it investigators aren't supposed to be such giant fags
DYRBI

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>>24481991
yes I do

>> No.24482093

thanks for playing with me in the thread today everyone im gonna go sleep to some fauna asmr now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGPPOzZNIyE

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>>24481756
kek

>> No.24482543
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>tulpaschizos
are nasfaq anons really that desperate?
I'm fairly easily hypnotized so I'm not going anywhere near whatever bimbo sleep is

>> No.24482581

>>24482543
dunno how desperate you'd have to be to even consider that shit
t. calculated that you could watch porn nonstop until you die and not run out of porn.

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>>24482543
When you go so many years without ever knowing what it's like to have someone who loves you back, it's inevitable that you'll try and find something to comfort yourself with

>> No.24482743

>>24481746
Why are all investigators thin wristed bitches?

>> No.24483051
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I just want someone to pat me...
Maybe hug... I'm not really demanding person...
Please

>> No.24483145

>>24483051
You can become a /nasfaqg/ gf. You won't be alone afterwards.

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>>24483145
But I am already a /nasfaqg/ gf. And still, no one even hugged me... I am just here waiting for someone... And so far no one has come...

>> No.24483893

>>24459272
As usual! Thank you very much for your numbers review!
I hope you are feeling okay anon, remember to hydrate and take care of yourself! :)

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>>24483801
you look lonely... I can fix that

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>>24484283
Really? You can fix that? Wanna play osrs?

>> No.24484513

>>24481219
based, going to hunt an owl right now

>> No.24484822

>>24484501
osrs? what the hell is that?

>> No.24485050

Anon is my wife

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>>24484283
I know you can't, but thanks for the kind words. Maybe one day I will find someone.

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